All language subtitles for Phineas and Ferb - S01E43 - Out to Launch (1080p WEB-DL x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 2.0 RCVR) [UTR]

♪ There's 104 days
of summer vacation

♪ And school comes along
just to end it

♪ So the annual problem
for our generation

♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it

♪ Like maybe...

♪ Building a rocket

♪ Or fighting a mummy

♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower

♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower

♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots

♪ Or locating
Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent

♪ Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do

♪ Before school
starts this fall

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all

♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb

♪ Are gonna do it all

Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

(man on radio) It's another
gorgeous summer day

here in the tri-state area.

Ladies, have you asked a date

to the Night
Girls' Choice Dance yet?

It seems Danville's
gone star crazy

waiting for
the meteor shower tonight.

A meteor shower?
How cool is that?

Just think,
somewhere out in space,
there's a bunch of asteroids

headed right for Earth.

Hey, boys, boys.
Oh, there you are.

Hey, look what I got for you
online.

Oh, cool. You named
a star after us.

You're now the owners
of the universe.e

Did you get one
for Candace, too?

Well, I did. Yes, of course,
although she doesn't really
care about this stuff.

Anyway, they're practically
giving them away online.

Do you know
it's even more exciting than
the Oklahoma Land Rush of 1889?

Ah, those corny
history references

made me fall for him
in the first place.

Vivian and I are off to her
Mah-Jongg tournament.

Have fun today, boys.

Well, what am I doing
standing here when I could be
out buying more stars?

Hey, Ferb,
now that we own a star,
we should go check it out.

And how cool is space travel?
The G-forces, eating dinner
out of a tube,

going to the bathroom
without "going" to the bathroom.

Not to mention
the weightlessness.

Ferb, I know
what we're gonna do today.

Uh, Jeremy,
I was wondering, uh,

if you'd like to go to
the Night of the Falling Stars

Girls' Choice Dance with me?

With you? You've
got to be kidding me.

(laughs)

(all laughing)

(laughing continues)

And that, Stacy,
is why I can't ask Jeremy
to the dance.

You realize that's kind of
a worst-case scenario, right?

That could very well happen.
What if he says no?

What if he laughs
in my face?

You can't let fear
rule your life, Candace.

Jeremy likes you.
He's not gonna say no.

Now, I'm gonna hang up,
and when I do,

I want you to call Jeremy.

Don't man the phone, girl.
Phone the man.

Yeah, I am not gonna let fear
rule my life.

(phone rings)

(click) Hello?

Stacy, yeah, I can't do it.

♪ Let's take a rocket ship
to space

♪ I hear it's
a real swingin' place

♪ There isn't much air
or gravity there

♪ The stars will make
your heart race

♪ Let's take a rocket ship,
let's take a rocket ship

♪ Let's take a rocket ship
to space

♪ Let's take a saucer
to the stars

♪ Look out moon,
move over Mars

♪ The Martians all rock
to Basie and Bach

♪ So bring your maracas
and your jazz guitars

♪ Let's take a saucer
to the stars

♪ Let's take a rocket ship,
a crazy three-stage rocket ship

♪ Let's take a rocket ship
to space ♪

(ding)

And this is
Mission Control.

Kinda small.

Oh, it looks small
on the outside,

but Ferb really knows how
to maximize space.

Hey, Phineas,
can I ask you something?
Will you go to the dance -

Excuse me, Phineas,
can I get you to sign
some liability waivers?

Sure thing.
Hold that thought, Isabella.

Sure. No prob.

(♪ dramatic)

Why are you guys
walking so slow?

Dramatic effect.

You guys ready?

The star coordinates
are preprogrammed.

Let's light this candle.

All systems go.
Commence countdown.

(deep male voice)
10, 9, 8,

7, 6, 5,

4, 3...
(squawks)

2, 1. (coughs)

(normal voice) Ignition.

(sputters, stops)

Stacy,
what if while I'm asking him
a satellite falls out of orbit

and crashes into the -
Wait a minute. What is
going on out there?

I'll call you back, Stacy.

Positive to positive,
negative to ground, right?

Brothers. Does every sister
have to deal with this?

No. Do I have to deal
with this? Of course.

You'd think
I'd have better things to do
and other things to worry about.

Every single day,
it's one thing after another,

but do Mom and Dad see it? No.
Do they get in trouble? No.

And another thing...

(growls)

Got the remote?

Oops.

(Candace screaming)

Uh, guys, I think
you should see this.

Candace,
how'd you get in there?

I can't hear you!

My cheeks
are covering my ears!

We should probably go help her.
Good thing we built two rockets.

Wow, it's pretty.

It was for Candace to see
her star. I don't know why
she took ours.

(beeping)

(man) Uh, ready to park
this puppy?

Oh, it's bad enough
this happens on Earth.

Now space?

We're coming to get ya,
Candace.

Hey, she's comin' in.
Candace, don't worry.

As long as you don't start
hitting buttons randomly,

everything will be OK.

I can't hear you. I'm too busy
hitting buttons randomly.

By the way, Candace,
where's Perry?

I don't know.
He must've gotten off
before we launched.

Agent P, afraid I have
terrible news.

He's built a space station,
and due to budget cuts,

we have no way
of getting you into space.

Now, I've contacted
the president, and...
Agent P, are you in space?

Nice work. You are always
one step ahead.

Your mission
is to find Doofenshmirtz
and stop him, Agent P.

♪ Perry
Agent P? Agent P?

Uh, guys, what are all these
red flashing things
heading toward my rocket?

Yeah, those are asteroids.

Asteroids? Aah!

Just like Beggar's Canyon
back home.

We're catching up to her.

Aah! Aah!

Oop, she lost her engines.
Let's go get her.

I can't believe
it's Perry the Platypus.

(chuckles)

Perry the Platypus,
what are you doing here?

I thought you guys
were having budget cuts.

Well, it just shows to go ya.
Hey, let's walk and talk.

So, you're probably wondering
why my space station

has two enormous arms.

Well, what you should be
wondering is why it has
two giant hands.

See, during my teen years,
I was very adept
at hand shadows.

It was great for entertaining
at parties

and for meeting frauleins.

But then one day, there was
a new puppeteer in town.

His name was Hans,
and his hands were huge.

We called him
Huge Hands Hans.

His puppetry was garbage,

but unfortunately,
it was good enough
for my fraulein.

I lost her to a boy
with bigger fingers,

and I never did
a shadow puppet again.

Until tonight.
Heh-heh-heh.

And when the sun rises
in one hour -

see, right over there -

then everyone
in the tri-state area

will see
my enormous hand shadows
on the moon!

There she is.
Uh-oh, this isn't good.

Candace, you're
in a decaying orbit.

What does that even mean?

You just need
to get to the spacesuit
on the hook behind you.

OK.
Now put it on.

OK, I'm putting it on.

Walk over to the door...
OK, I'm at the door.

Now open it
and take a little spacewalk
to our ship.

What?
Candace, there's nothing
to be scared of.

There's the never-ending,
icy-cold, soul-sucking
darkness of space.

I hear negative.

There is no way
I'm going out there.

We're just a few yards away.
You can't let fear
rule your life.

Of course I can.
That's my thing.

Candace, just calm down
and take Ferb's hand.

Ferb's hand? Aah!

Aah!

Thanks, guys.

Mission Control?
Come in, Mission Control.

Phineas,
did you find Candace?

Yes. We've got her,
and we're on our way home.

Excellent. So, Phineas,
speaking of home,

there's that dance tonight,
and -
(alarm goes off)

Hold that thought, Isabella.
I think we're out of fuel.

What? Find some fuel somewhere
and let's go.

That's gonna be hard.
We're kinda nowhere.

You mean we're stuck here
in the empty void of space?

Phineas... what is that?

I have no idea.

(man) Ah, will the owner
of a red station wagon

please move your vehicle?

You are in a shuttle loading
and unloading zone only.

What is that?

I have no idea.

Milk shakes?
I thought it was a star.

Maybe we'll find
some fuel here.

Are you sure you don't
wanna come with us?

Ferb says the oxygen levels
are just like Earth.

Uh... I'm sure.

Just find some fuel,
and let's get out of here.

(♪ discordant music)

One sarsaparilla coming up.

I love you, man.

Hi. I'm Phineas,
and this is Ferb.

Wait a second.
You're Phineas and Ferb?

Yeah.
Hey, everyone,
it's the new owners.

(aliens cheer)

New owners?

Those coordinates
are right here.

Ferb, this is our star.

Wow. That sign
really is bright.

I told you
they'd show up.

So now that you own the joint,
what do you think of it?

I know,
it's a little run-down.

I have a few ideas
for this place.

(boys laugh)

You do realize that's
a worst-case scenario,
right, Candace?

But I do feel for ya.

I've been trying
to ask Phineas
to that same dance...

Phineas. What's taking
those boys so long?

They were supposed
to find fuel ages ago.
Later, Isabella.

Sure. No prob.

(muffled rock music playing)

(Cockney accent)
Stop right there.

Lemme in, buster.

Phineas and Ferb
don't take kindly

to gate crashers.

I'm no gate crasher.
I'm their sister.

Ooh, sorry about that.
Honest mistake.

You won't mention this
to them, eh?

(male voice)
I'm their sister.

♪ Yeah

(♪ rock)

♪ There's a jumpin' little rock
in the outer spiral arm

♪ May not be pretty,
but it's got a lotta charm

♪ It's a shooting-star
milk shake bar, yeah

♪ It's not a nebula,
it's not a quasar

♪ It's a shooting-star
milk shake bar

♪ At the speed of light,
you know you're never too far

♪ From the meatiest meteor
that you'll ever find

♪ In this big ol' galactic void

♪ You got to shake,
shake-shake, shake
your asteroid

♪ Shake, shake-shake, shake
your asteroid... ♪

Hey, Candace, guess what.
This is our star.

I thought we were getting
out of here.

Ferb and I thought
we'd fix up the place.

You know,
pride of ownership?
Take a load off.

Have a shake.

I can't do it.

Uh, are you OK?

(sobs) No. The bicentennial
Taming of the Yarks Dance
is tonight,

and I wanna ask
the girl of my dreams,
but what if she says no?

What if she laughs
in my face? What if
her friends laugh at me?

What if her friends'
friends laugh at me?

Aren't you being
a little overly dramatic?

I mean, really,
what's the worst thing
that could happen?

Uh... the entire planet
could blow up?

Please. I think you should
just ask her to the dance.

Really? You think so?

I do. Really.

Well... OK.

(sighs)
Here goes nothin'.

Ahem. Sylvia...

will you go
to the dance with me?

Well, of course.
I've been waiting
for you to ask me.

I mean, even if
you asked someone else,

I'd still have to go
with you.

See?
That wasn't so hard.

So... Candace?

Oh, I get it.
Big lesson.

I learned that it wouldn't
be hard to ask Jeremy out

if he was growing
out of the back of my head.

You find us some fuel,
and let's get outta here.

Wow. I just wanted to know
if she liked the shake.

You don't know
where we could find
some rocket fuel, do ya?

Rocket fuel?
It's all Ronaldo drinks.

(Italian accent)
Only imported rocket fuel.

Grazie.

(Candace) Let's go!

Hey, Ferb, I'm sensing
Candace wants to leave.

(♪ carnival)

Will you cut that out?

OK, that's it.
I'm not waiting anymore.

Great.
Let's park the shuttle.

Oh, come on!

(muffled) Uh-oh. I think
I should go inside now.

Why are we stopping?

I don't get it.
We have plenty of fuel.

The battery's worn down.

Candace, were you
using the videophone

without the engine
running?

Yeah. Was that
a bad thing?

If by "bad,"
you mean we're stranded

in the never-ending,
icy-cold, soul-sucking
darkness of space...

then, yeah.

Soon, Perry the Platypus,

the sun will be
at full strength,

and my plan will come
to fruition.

Unless, of course,
it's overcast...

(alarm beeping)

Proximity alert?

Why are there so many
people in space?
What's up with that?

You need
another jump-start?

Candace, didn't you
have the engine running

when we were talking
on the videophone?

Am I the only person
who doesn't know this?

So, any suggestions,
Isabella?

Sensors are indicating
a massive power source
in your area.

Where?
I don't see it.

Wait a minute.
I see it.

It's Mom's car.
We're saved!

Ferb, toss me
the starter remote.

Ooh, that's right.
We left it at home.

What's a starter remote?

Well, legally
we're too young
to start a car.

We get away with it
by using a starter remote.

But you, Candace, have
your learner's permit.

Looks like you'll be
doing the jump-starting.

What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Can't you guys just find
some old nuts and bolts
lying around

and jury-rig up some kind
of machiney dealy-bob

and get us
out of this situation?

Candace,
we are just kids.

Aah!

Why am I arguing this?
Hand me the suit.

Let me turn on
the oxygen.

Does this suit
make my butt look big?
Yes. Yes, it does.

Maybe I had the pressure
up too high.

Never mind.
I'll fix it.

Well, I guess
this is preferable.

You can do this,
Candace.

I can do this.
I can do this.

I can do this.
I can't do this.

I can't do this.

What is this?

Now, why would an astronaut
wear such big gloves?

Wait a second.
Huge Hands Hans!

It's Huge Hands Hans!
He found me out in space.

Oh, you're not going to steal
a job from me this time,
Huge Hands Hans.

Nor my frauleins.

How did it go again,
Phineas?

It's positive
to positive.

Positive to positive.

Negative to ground.

What ground?
We're in space.

No, no.
Ground just means
any piece of metal.

Any piece of metal?
Well, then why do they
call it ground?

Why don't they
just call it me- Ooh.

What's wrong, Candace?

Candace?

Candace, what's wro- Oh.
Danville, we have a problem.

OK, girls, turn to
the giant robot section
of your Fireside Girls manuals.

Isabella, anything?

Still looking.

Aah!

Isabella!

According to this,
you should get the heck
out of there.

Great, but we've got
no power. She didn't
connect the -

Candace,
negative to ground!
What?

(Phineas)
Negative to ground, Candace.
Negative to ground!

Oh, you mean
negative to metal.

(gasps)
I did it! I did it!

She did it.

(squeals)

No!

Huge Hands Hans
is getting away!

Not this time,
freak fingers!

Just you wait,
Huge Hands Hans.

You can run,
but you can't hide!

You know, he can run,
but he can't - Ow!

Wait a second.
How did you...?

Oh, I see. That's it.

That's not fair!

Oh, that's it.
It's on now.

(gasps)

Aah!

(squeaks)

Isabella, I hate
to bother you again.

Oh, no bother.
You got anything else?
The robot's gaining on us.

It says
they don't corner well.

They don't corner well?
Wait a sec.

Candace,
fasten your seat belt.

We're taking
a little detour.

Now, how is she
passing us?

Phineas,
what are you doing?!

Aah!

See?
Corners like a dream.

Aah!

That's it. Run away,
Perry the Scaredy - Oh.

(muffled) Oh, I think I need
to put on my spacesuit.

Uh-oh.

And now, my good man,
you ready for this?

Your tip.
Your very own star.

Uptown,
they give quasars.

Ah, sweet land.

(kisses)

(girls) Yay!

Hey, Phineas,
you guys were great.

Thanks. You weren't
too bad yourself.

Oh. (giggles) Thanks.

So, would you like to go

to the Night
of the Falling Stars
Girls' Choice Dance tonight?

Sounds like fun.
Really?

Ferb, what's
our schedule like?

OK, we'll be there.

Why don't you come by,
and we'll all walk over
together?

Sure. No prob.

Thanks for the lift, Viv.

Mom!
Hey, sweetheart.
Oh, look at your outfit.

Hey, guess what.
We won.

But the grand prize
was a star.

Ohh, whoo!

Mom, that's great,
but you gotta see
something in the yard.

Come on, you gotta see it.
Come on, come on.
All right, I'm a-comin'.

Hmm.

I'll be right with you
after I pull my car
into the garage.

Yes! It's still here.

See, Mom? There. Mom?

I'm just backing the car in.
I'll be right with you.

(rumbling)

So what did you want
to show me, Candace?

Just go make some pie.

Or, how about
a healthy fruit salad?

Oh, curse this tin can.

Ohh, I'm going to need
a jump-start.

I, uh, no, I guess
it won't help now.

Say, Candace?
What?

Ferb and I just wanted
to say thank you.

We were in a pretty
precarious situation
up there.

If it wasn't for your bravery,
who knows what would have
happened.

Really?
You think I'm... brave?

Are you kidding?
Ferb was goin'
on and on about it.

Yeah, I was brave.
(gasps) I was brave.

I'm not gonna let fear
rule my life anymore.

Now I've gotta go.

I've got a mission
to accomplish.

(growls)
Hey, Perry.
Where ya been?

(knock on glass)

Aah!

(deep voice)
Jeremy, will you go
to the dance with me?

Candace?

(giggles) Yeah.

Ha-ha. I've been waiting
for you to ask me.

Really?
Yeah.

Only, uh, Candace, is that
what you're gonna wear?

Why? You like it?

(♪ "Let's Take A Rocket Ship
To Space")

Hey, Candace, look.

A shooting star
just for us.

♪ Let's take a rock ship,
a crazy three-stage rocket ship
Aaaah!

♪ Let's take a rocket ship
to space ♪

Curse you,
Perry the Platypus!

And you, too,
Huge Hands Hans!

It's the final frontier,
baby.