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Oh my god, I gotta go to the bathroom so bad.

I'm never, never eating that again. Yes, I gotta go. Give me the keys to your

house. I'm gonna go vegan really bad. Give me the keys. Give me the keys.

Here.

Don't use the bathroom in the front.

Mm-hmm.

Sun feels so good on my skin.

Mm-hmm.

Now,

time to do some pampering.

So good on my skin.

Really? Mom, have you seen Mike anywhere?

No, I just got into the pool.

He was dying for the toilet.

The car was barely in park when he came running out.

I hope he's not using the guest bathroom. It's still clogged and I keep

forgetting to call the plumber.

I guess he's in the pool house.

So, how is Mike?

Are the two of you doing it yet?

Ew. No, Mike's my best friend.

And you know I only like girls.

I'm a licker, not a fucker. Well, Mike is awfully cute.

Are you done trying to fuck all my guy friends?

Done? What do you really mean by done? I mean, you keep bringing over super cute

guys.

My mom, the slut.

Love you. Love you too, sweetie.

you

It's like heaven in my face.

um

Mike?

Lock the door.

What? Eliza's looking for me.

What are you... Oh,

shit.

Lock the door.

Yeah.

Do you need a touch?

um um

Yeah.

Ow.

um wow

I heard you talking about me the whole time.

How would you be the second one?

Yeah.

That's such a beautiful photo.

Mmm.

Um...

Take this nice, hard cup.

Good and hard.

What?

Oh, shit.

Yeah. I think you might want to get dressed before your best friend catches

you. Oh, shit.