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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,200 {\an8}Hello! 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,840 {\an8}- The Elvis Presley of puzzle setters. - Where's James? 3 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:05,880 {\an8}James is on some case. 4 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,920 {\an8}Until three nights ago, when he didn't come home at all. 5 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,800 In fact, the only person that can access the police station is James. 6 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,320 Or somebody who looks remarkably like him. 7 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,760 Looks like a cipher. 8 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,640 He's using this to take notes about whatever he was investigating. 9 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:19,840 I will solve it. 10 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,240 Just need more data. 11 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,760 Need to find out what he's been doing, 12 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,960 what he's been working on, who he's been working with. 13 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,640 I've met most of his colleagues. 14 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,160 I can brief you on all of them. 15 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,640 - DCI Taylor... - Ah! 16 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,440 I'm led to believe that you've been performing miracles recently. 17 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:36,200 The man they arrested for the Sinclair murder has killed himself. 18 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,040 Something is being covered up here. 19 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,520 We know that. 20 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,400 Is this all connected to the Sinclair case? 21 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,840 The one that you and James were working? The blogger. 22 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,360 My husband is still missing. 23 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,920 He left you, all right? 24 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,200 My brother left you. 25 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,960 Holly Pinder was discovered dead. 26 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,920 Your wife has been arrested on suspicion of murder. 27 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,680 There's files here so restricted, 28 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,040 even I don't have access. 29 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,160 Adam Newsum, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. 30 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,440 I'm not DCI James Taylor. 31 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,480 I'm his brother, John. 32 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,040 The only Taylor who'd been working at this station 33 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,760 was the one who was actually a detective. 34 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,840 We're offering to put John on the payroll as a consultant. 35 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,320 A consultant in what? 36 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,760 Puzzles. 37 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,920 It's the source code. 38 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,400 It's how we solve the cipher. 39 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,440 - I think this is it. - It's an address. 40 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,000 It's all of Sinclair's research. 41 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,880 Somewhere in here, there's one story 42 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,040 important enough to kill him over. 43 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,320 How often do people get murdered around here? 44 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,520 Just taking these to Miss Kemper. 45 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,120 Box on the right. 46 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,720 Mummy, I think the tickets are in... 47 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,200 I know exactly where they are, thank you, Patricia. 48 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,400 - Can I just say...? - No, you can't. 49 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,120 - You've said enough. - Mummy, I really think... - Enough. 50 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,360 Let's discuss this when we're at home. 51 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,920 - Come along. - You're in the left box, ladies. 52 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,040 Through the door, straight up the stairs. 53 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,480 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 54 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,400 The show will commence in two minutes. 55 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,000 That's two minutes to curtain. 56 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,720 Thank you. 57 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,280 - Can't see a bloody thing in here. - Quiet, Mummy! 58 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,880 For heaven's sake, turn it off. 59 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,960 Well, you'd expect the usher to usher. 60 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,680 - Really! - Sit down. Why do you have to make such a fuss? 61 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,640 No standards any more. 62 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,640 Just sit down. People are looking at us. 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,760 Ladies and gentlemen, please turn off your devices. 64 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,920 - Now what? - Recording is not permitted. 65 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,640 - Rack and ruin, this place. Shocking! - Sh! 66 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,880 APPLAUSE 67 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,680 OPERATIC SINGING 68 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,440 Find a back exit, bring the car around. 69 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,920 Now. 70 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,480 Um... What's happening? 71 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,560 Call Cambridge police. Ask for Ziegler. 72 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:47,320 SINGER CRESCENDOES 73 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,920 THEY SCREAM 74 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,880 You were always her best friend. 75 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,040 I may have been the one to marry her, 76 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,400 but that never changed. 77 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,600 I disappeared from my family's life 78 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,880 weeks before I disappeared from home. 79 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,440 And I told myself I was doing so in search of answers 80 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,360 and the greater good. 81 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,400 But the truth is... 82 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,400 ..I was just looking for anything 83 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,880 to pull me away from a life I'd grown unhappy with. 84 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,760 KNOCK ON DOOR 85 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,360 I thought I could hear Dad's voice. 86 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,160 How do you know it wasn't your Uncle John? 87 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,320 Is he still in bed? 88 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,480 Mm-hm. 89 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,920 And slightly more nasal. 90 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,000 Why do you keep playing it? 91 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,640 Maybe I miss his non-nasal tone. 92 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,400 You know he had to say all that. 93 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,840 He was trying to protect us. 94 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,440 He knew someone could be listening in. 95 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,040 It was his only cover. 96 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,320 You know, your Uncle John says two things can be true at once. 97 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,600 Yeah. 98 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,600 - Don't know what that means. - Me neither. 99 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,520 I am glad you're more Betts than Taylor, sweetheart. 100 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,720 Thanks. 101 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,960 DOOR CLOSES 102 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,480 No, no, no, no, no. 103 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,160 Morning. 104 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,840 Oh, is this for me? 105 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,800 I'm going to make an early start. 106 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,680 "Shop burgled." 107 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,040 That's the story? 108 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,320 That is the entire story? 109 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,800 - Where's my breakfast gone? - I don't know. 110 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,360 You enjoy doing this, don't you? 111 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,120 I've always enjoyed looking for needles in haystacks. 112 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,920 Mm. 113 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,280 Two weeks you've been at it now. 114 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,120 14 whole days 115 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,280 wading through Sinclair's files. 116 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,680 You've...found nothing out at all. 117 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,520 Well, I wouldn't do yet, would I? 118 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,920 This is just the first stage. 119 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,920 I'm... I'm cataloguing them all. 120 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,720 That pile on the right there, 121 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,480 that's for nonsense - 122 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,440 UFOs, ghosts, giant cats. 123 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,400 - "Giant cats"? - Yes. 124 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,280 I don't think they're giant-giant, 125 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,520 just...bigger than normal. 126 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,080 And that pile in the middle there, 127 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,680 that's people who qualify as famous under the modern definition. 128 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,040 That one on the end there 129 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,160 is for anything that mentions police or criminal investigation. 130 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,320 Ironically, it's the dullest. 131 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,560 And what happens when you have your three piles? 132 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,040 I'll discard the first, 133 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,800 shuffle the other two together... 134 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,800 LUCY EXHALES ..and then start the process again, 135 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,760 this time with stricter criteria. 136 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,000 Do it enough times and we'll end up with the one file 137 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,520 that Sinclair died for 138 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,080 and the reason for my brother's disappearance. 139 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,480 Probably. 140 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,400 - I made that, you know. - Mm? 141 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,040 Oh, thank you, Henry. 142 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,240 Very nice. 143 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,880 We had so much momentum. 144 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,720 Why hasn't the station called? 145 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,800 We need you back in there. That's where we need you. 146 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,440 Digging about, finding some facts, for God's sake. 147 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,920 You attended a crime scene, 148 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,760 you solved the crime within five minutes. 149 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,280 Why has nobody been in touch since? 150 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:41,160 Well, presumably, nobody's been murdered since. 151 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,120 Do you want someone to get murdered? 152 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,720 I don't WANT that...per se. 153 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:50,760 PHONE RINGS 154 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,960 Well, I hope you feel very guilty. 155 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,840 Hello, Russell. 156 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,640 This seems smoother than usual. 157 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,360 What gear are we in? 158 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,960 The correct one. 159 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,560 That must be it. 160 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,760 John, do you think James wants us doing this? 161 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,520 Has it ever occurred to you that, 162 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,000 far from leaving a trail of breadcrumbs 163 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,560 for his genius brother... 164 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,400 ..if not his wife to follow, 165 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,120 he's actually just using us to safely store the files he stole? 166 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,640 And now expects us to just sit waiting in the dark again? 167 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,760 Of course it has. 168 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,360 - Really? - Obviously. 169 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,440 But he should have got someone else to store them, then, shouldn't he? 170 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,080 Because I'm going to go through each and every one of them, 171 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,440 I'm going to find out what this is all about 172 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,080 and I'm going to find him, and I'm going to bring him home. 173 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,600 I'll probably need a lift then as well. 174 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,760 Good. Glad I'm involved somehow. 175 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,360 WIPERS CREAK 176 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,960 OK. OK. 177 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,160 - Hello, DI Carter. - Hi, Lucy. How are you? 178 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,600 Um... Yes. Yes, good. 179 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,600 I'm pretty much totally over that whole 180 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,160 being-framed-for-murder thing, so... 181 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,200 How are you? 182 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,800 Fine. Um... 183 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,720 You're going to laugh when I tell you this 184 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,320 but turns out I don't have a driving licence. 185 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,080 JOHN LAUGHS 186 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,920 Or rather, I do, 187 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,000 but I didn't realise that they run out. 188 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,160 When did it run out? 189 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,000 During Covid, apparently. 190 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,240 It was a confusing time for everyone. 191 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,640 So, the entire time you were impersonating a detective, 192 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,360 you were also driving around without a licence? 193 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,600 Yeah, but it seems rather minor by comparison. 194 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,240 Are you going to wait for me here? 195 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,960 John, the super wants to debrief, 196 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,200 and then we're attending a crime scene. We could be hours. 197 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,920 Right. 198 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,040 Is that OK? 199 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,720 We'll have someone run him home. 200 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,480 What does the super want? Is it good news? 201 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,640 DS Finch and DC Evans 202 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,840 have both been transferred to another station. 203 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,800 What? Why? 204 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,960 So they can live long and happy lives. 205 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,080 Holly Pinder died, 206 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,920 leaving a complete record of private emails, 207 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,360 search histories, deleted documents 208 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,200 and indiscreet keystrokes 209 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,680 from just about every person 210 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,240 who's ever worked at the station in the last decade. 211 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,440 All of her blackmail material. 212 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,800 Her entire collection of incriminating files 213 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,280 has been brought here. 214 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,680 The basement is now dedicated solely to that operation, 215 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,960 so is, therefore, out of bounds... 216 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,280 ..to all of us. 217 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:54,880 I didn't know we had a basement. 218 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,120 Well, keep it that way. 219 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,240 - You just told me... - We don't know what's going to be uncovered, 220 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,360 but you can bet heads are going to start rolling soon. 221 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,680 James will be on there. 222 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,320 DS Finch and DC Evans, however, will not be. 223 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,680 Nor should they suffer guilt by association. 224 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,600 They both have very, very good careers ahead of them. 225 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,920 Really? 226 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,080 Both of them?! 227 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,320 Yes. Both of them. 228 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,840 So I gave them the option 229 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,120 of transferring away from the eye of the storm 230 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,480 and, when they both point-blank refused to take it... 231 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,920 ..I made it an order, 232 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,680 one which I also gave to DCI Carter. 233 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,160 "DCI"? 234 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,640 Which he refused. 235 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,800 - "D - C - I"?! - Yes, John. 236 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:33,040 It turns out we've been functioning for some time without one, remember? 237 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,920 Oh, yes. Of course. 238 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,960 Sorry about all that again. 239 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,880 Congratulations. 240 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,400 Thank you. 241 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,080 We've got two new detective constables 242 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,720 with no connection to Cambridge 243 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,280 and no knowledge of you, James or anything that's happened here. 244 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,960 That must be nice. 245 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,160 And we're all going to keep it that way, aren't we? 246 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,240 We all know what's at stake if we don't. 247 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,720 Well, presumably if it's ever revealed I impersonated a detective 248 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,360 and you helped cover it up, 249 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,560 then we'll all go to prison, won't we? 250 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,000 Right. Well, I'll definitely try and avoid that, then. 251 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,480 Do I still have to call you "ma'am"? 252 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,640 Well, why don't you try calling me "Carol" and see how it sounds? 253 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:15,880 Um... 254 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,120 I don't think it'll sound quite right... 255 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,440 ..ma'am. 256 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,360 Ma'am. 257 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,520 SHE EXHALES 258 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,320 I liked DS Finch and DC Evans. 259 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,560 Well, they're not dead, John, they're in Colchester. 260 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,480 And I think they liked me. 261 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,720 What if these new ones don't like me? 262 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,520 What's not to like? 263 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,200 I've always been told I'm an acquired taste. 264 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,800 DCI CARTER SCOFFS 265 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,120 Yeah, well, honestly, John, so are these two. 266 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,400 - Look at this. - Oh, my God. - It's just sat back there. 267 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,000 That's not creepy at all, is it? 268 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,760 SHE MAKES BABY NOISES 269 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,880 This is a crime scene. 270 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,680 Crime scene's up there. Nobody died onstage, did they? 271 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,400 Mind, I haven't read the reviews. 272 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,720 Where is DCI Carter? 273 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,600 Why does he need an outside consultant? 274 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,240 He holds the highest closure rate for the district. 275 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,120 - Brilliant. That's going there, is it? - Mm. 276 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,080 Have you heard anything about this... 277 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,080 ..puzzle guy they're bringing in? 278 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,320 - Ludwig? - Yeah. - Not much. 279 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,280 Apparently supposed to be some sort of 280 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,280 off-the-charts super genius, though. 281 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,640 DOOR RATTLES 282 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,200 Oh, it's a "pull" one. 283 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,040 Well, they should have a sign. 284 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,160 Good morning. 285 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,400 Again. 286 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,560 This is John Taylor, 287 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,880 crime scene consultant. 288 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,120 "Crime scene consultant" - is that my title? 289 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,920 JOHN SCOFFS That sounds good, doesn't it? 290 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,240 Yeah. 291 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,360 And this, DC Ethan Cole and DC Caitlin Sullivan. 292 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,840 - That's his. - No, it's not. 293 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,880 It's a prop from the show. 294 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,960 What were you doing with it? 295 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,520 I wasn't doing anything with it. 296 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,520 I think we should add it to the box, don't you, John? 297 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,080 Mm? Oh, yes. Good idea. 298 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,480 Could you stay here, please? 299 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,160 Excuse me? 300 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,600 The crime scene consultant would like you to stay down here, please. 301 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,680 So, the victim was there... 302 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,200 ..there was someone there and someone there. 303 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,640 Her daughters. 304 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,040 And she was killed in front of hundreds of witnesses. 305 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,800 Can you see me? 306 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,600 Yeah, I can. Sorry, why do I have to stay down here? 307 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,200 - To see if you can see me. - All right. 308 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,240 Well, I can. So... 309 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,680 Can I sit here? 310 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,720 Well, it didn't do the last person much good 311 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,400 but by all means. 312 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,760 Oh. 313 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,120 How about now? 314 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,560 - Top of his head. - How much of the top of my head? 315 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,520 How much of the top of his head? 316 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,400 Down to the eyebrows. 317 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,880 How tall was she? 318 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,920 Oh. Uh... 319 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,000 I don't have the exact... Uh... 320 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,960 She was a little old woman. 321 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,560 So, no witnesses. 322 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,520 What about that box opposite? 323 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,440 That must have a clear view into here. 324 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,600 Yeah. First responders had the same idea, but it was empty. 325 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,560 Really? It says "sold out" downstairs. 326 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:46,280 There was an usher stationed outside, about... 327 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,960 ..two feet away. 328 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,440 Testified that no-one came in or out. 329 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,680 - Perhaps the usher did it. - Why would the usher do it? 330 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,880 How should I know? First I've heard of them. 331 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,320 It wasn't the usher, John. We have a confession. 332 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,800 You have a confession? 333 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,120 SIREN CHIRPS 334 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,640 I did it. I killed her. 335 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,480 Well, then what am I doing here? 336 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,960 There's no puzzle. 337 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,920 Oh, there's a puzzle. 338 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,160 I did it. I just snapped. 339 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,240 Two confessions? 340 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,080 And only one stab wound. 341 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,720 Wait. That means we need to uncover who...didn't do it. 342 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:19,760 Basically. 343 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,560 Well, this is a new one. 344 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,680 What about this one? 345 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,560 My God, Henry. It's covered in blood! 346 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,840 Oh. 347 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,320 Oh, no, no, that's just that. 348 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,160 It's ketchup, Mum. 349 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,320 Sweetheart, three people have been killed over these files. 350 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,800 Please, do make an effort 351 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,440 not to smear your breakfast all over them. 352 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,960 - What's in it? - It's just bacon. 353 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,400 SHE SIGHS 354 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,960 Uh, no. Sorry. It's... 355 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,400 ..a cabal of rich families 356 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,280 who perform ritualistic sacrifices 357 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,680 in order to maintain power. 358 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,640 I mean, it's not impossible, is it? 359 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,520 Well, what would your Uncle John say? 360 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,800 Ah... 361 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,280 - But that's... - BOTH: ..absolutely ridiculous. 362 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,000 Yes. Nonsense pile, please. 363 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,360 This is hopeless. 364 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,960 I don't know what I'm looking for. 365 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,160 This is not my skillset at all. 366 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,400 I should be out there doing something. 367 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,800 Like what? 368 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,240 I don't know. 369 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,320 I mean, investigating James's colleagues, 370 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,480 questioning Sinclair's neighbours, 371 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,720 staking out Ziegler. 372 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,360 You know, something proactive. 373 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,640 I don't even have your dad's police badge any more. 374 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,120 Your Uncle John gave it back, for some reason. 375 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,320 Yeah, well, I think he kind of had to. 376 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,120 I also really don't think that would have worked. 377 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,840 You look a lot less like Dad than Uncle John does. 378 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,080 Wasted on him, that badge was. 379 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,080 I wonder if you can buy fake ones anywhere. 380 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,320 Hey. Who's this? 381 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,840 Oh, looks like that chap from the telly. 382 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,440 With someone I'm going to assume is not his wife. 383 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,960 Gosh, where did they get this? 384 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,680 It looks like it was taken from the inside of a wardrobe. 385 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,360 Do you think it's connected? 386 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,480 Important? 387 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,840 Gosh, no. I doubt it. I don't think he's ordering hits on people. 388 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:56,800 I mean, he presents a show about antiques, gardening. 389 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,480 Yeah, well, maybe we can sell it to the tabloids. 390 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,520 Mm. 391 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,600 No, Mum, that was a joke. 392 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,520 Mm? 393 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,480 No, no, I was um-ing about something else. 394 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,080 Just popping out. You crack on. 395 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,280 What? Sorry. No. Where are you going? 396 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,840 Well, is there anything for lunch? 397 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,480 Gosh, no. I shouldn't have thought so. 398 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,880 I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't understand. 399 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,160 Personal interest, how? 400 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,760 As in, he knew the victim or...? 401 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,560 Quite what motivates Chief Constable Ziegler 402 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,120 to demand updates on specific cases is beyond me. 403 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,760 But he's here now. 404 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,120 This is really bad timing, ma'am. 405 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,520 SHE SIGHS 406 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,320 You'd better give him the heads-up. 407 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,360 And for God's sake, make sure they're NEVER alone together. 408 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,200 So, um, what... 409 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,920 What qualifications do you have, Mr Taylor? 410 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,400 Hmm? 411 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,760 Oh! Ten GCSEs and four A levels. 412 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,520 No, sorry. I mean, 413 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,840 what qualifies you to be a crime scene consultant? 414 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,520 Well, I suppose the geography one helps a bit. 415 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,920 Although, I actually only got a B in that. 416 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,000 - What? - You do know this is the guy who solved the car park murder 417 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,640 - everyone's been on about? - What? 418 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,240 The man who drowned in the middle of a multi-storey? 419 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,520 - How'd you do that? - Oh, that was easy. 420 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,680 I could have done that one with a GNVQ. 421 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,600 Chief Constable Ziegler's on his way. 422 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,000 Chief Constable Ziegler?! 423 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,840 Yeah, John. I don't believe you've met him yet, have you? 424 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,400 That's right, I haven't. 425 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,680 Who is he? 426 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,280 He's Chief Constable Ziegler. 427 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,440 He's the Chief Constable. 428 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,920 I've actually met him quite a few times. 429 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,200 Oh, yeah? Does he know your name? 430 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,440 Probably. 431 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,480 Russell, can I just...? 432 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,520 I've met Chief Constable Ziegler loads of times. 433 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,640 More often than I'd like, quite frankly. 434 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,360 No, John. 435 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,360 James has met Chief Constable Ziegler a lot of times. 436 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,600 You've not met him once. 437 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,080 God, I wish you had a different face. 438 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,520 Me, too. 439 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,200 Yes. So this is the man in question. 440 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,920 Our new consultant, John Taylor. 441 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,960 DCI Taylor's brother? 442 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,360 As I said. 443 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,960 Twin brother? 444 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,680 Did I not mention that? 445 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,520 Identical twin brother? 446 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,800 Wait. Your brother's police? 447 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,200 He was, yes. Before he retired. 448 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,680 Hello again, sir. 449 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,320 Chief Superintendent Shaw tells me 450 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,160 that you solved your first case with us in under 24 hours. 451 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,680 It pretty much solved itself. 452 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,840 We need this one closed as quickly 453 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,680 and with as little fuss as possible. 454 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,440 We will, sir, and we'll keep you posted. 455 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,160 - A word, please. - Sir. 456 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,760 Oh, it's always nice to see you, sir. 457 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,880 He has no idea who you are. 458 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,880 JOHN CLEARS THROAT 459 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,240 I think that went quite well, don't you? 460 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,120 Now, do you think I could talk to these women, please? 461 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,760 BEEP 462 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,080 Yes? 463 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,480 Oh, hi. Yes, hello. 464 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,320 Um. I'm... 465 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,400 Oh, not to worry. I'm coming up. 466 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,160 - Thank you! - What? 467 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,920 Hello? 468 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,080 DOOR OPENS 469 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,120 Hello? 470 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,280 Hello. 471 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,800 Where are all the reporters? 472 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,000 Sorry. Who are you? 473 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,480 Oh... Lucy. Lucy Betts, photojournalist. 474 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,440 Freelance. 475 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,040 Is this the whole place? 476 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,920 What do you want? 477 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,040 What do YOU want? More like. 478 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,800 How about this? 479 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,120 - Is that...? - Yes. It is. 480 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,800 How'd you get this? 481 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,280 Oh, I can get anything. 482 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,520 That's merely a whistle-wetter. 483 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,400 So, what do you think? I'm not very expensive. 484 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,000 All I really need is a little lanyard 485 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 with your publication's name on it 486 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,640 and someone who's willing to say 487 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,560 I was on assignment 488 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,160 if I ever got caught in a stationery cupboard or something. 489 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,800 Why would you be in a stationery cupboard? 490 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,840 Oh, I don't know. 491 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,480 I think you're confused or... 492 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,080 ..possibly unwell. 493 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,400 This is the East Anglia Advertiser. 494 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,880 We sell advertising space. 495 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,640 We do not cover... 496 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,800 ..the news. 497 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,360 Well, you do cover crime. 498 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,320 We cover stories of local interest. 499 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,920 Well, then, I'm your girl. 500 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,880 Mm-hm. 501 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,520 It's been a pleasure meeting you, Mrs Betts. 502 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,880 - I don't think you mean that. - I don't. No. 503 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,040 Listen, if you want the skinny on crime, I can get it. 504 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,240 I'm married to a DCI. 505 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,480 Oh, he has my sympathies. 506 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,440 Yes, and my brother-in-law is a specialist consultant. 507 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,720 Oh, it must be thrilling for him. 508 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,160 He's famous, actually. He's called Ludwig. 509 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,440 Oh, I'm sure he is. 510 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,600 Do give him my... 511 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,080 Wait. Ludwig? 512 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,720 The puzzle guy? 513 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,840 Look, I've already... I've already turned it on. 514 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,280 - Have you? - Yeah, yeah. 515 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,640 You just... 516 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,280 - Yeah, you've turned it off, now. - Have I? - Yeah. 517 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,800 Oh, yes. So I did. 518 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,040 - Yeah. - No. 519 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,560 Should we interview the suspect now? 520 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,680 Yes. No, yeah, we probably should do that. 521 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,920 Miss Lowery, why did you kill your mother? 522 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,080 If you'd spent the past 64 years living with her... 523 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,200 ..you wouldn't need to ask that. 524 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,320 It wasn't...all bad. 525 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,880 We have lovely Christmases 526 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,160 and, once a year, we all go on a cruise. 527 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,560 I'm going to miss that. 528 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,080 So, why did you do it? 529 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,600 She wouldn't let me have a dog. 530 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,240 When you were a child? 531 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,000 No. Last week. A bichon frise. 532 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,360 It wouldn't have taken up any room at all. 533 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,000 I'm never allowed anything. 534 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,880 I did, once, have a husband. Briefly. 535 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,400 He died. 536 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,040 Not necessarily blaming her... 537 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,960 ..although I'm pretty sure she prayed for it. 538 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,560 I was at the end of my rope. 539 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,480 Or is it tether? 540 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,280 Tether's more contextually correct, 541 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,920 but I'll allow either. 542 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,400 Mummy had just banned me 543 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,120 from going out to see a friend on Sunday. 544 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,680 When I say, "Friend," 545 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,120 ex-husband. 546 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,040 I hadn't seen him for 20 years. I was... 547 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,200 ..quite looking forward to it. 548 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,720 The row started in the taxi... 549 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,680 ..and it lasted the whole journey. 550 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,000 Mummy always said he was a bad influence 551 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,320 and that he'd be an even worse influence now 552 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,720 because he's probably become an alcoholic. 553 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,560 And then, somehow, the dog becomes involved in all this. 554 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,160 A dog I didn't even have 555 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,000 and was quite prepared to name Betty after her. 556 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,320 She spent half the journey forbidding Portia from seeing her ex 557 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,320 and the other half telling me rabies was making a comeback. 558 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,720 Oh! Years of this. 559 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,560 Then I just snapped. 560 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,600 I was sitting there. I was... 561 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,160 ..thinking about it all, 562 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,360 and I just snapped. 563 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,800 Right in the middle of the overture. 564 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,880 I've always had a quick temper. 565 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,080 I won Miss Cambridge in 1979 566 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,480 and the judge patted me on the bum, 567 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,200 so I punched him in the face. 568 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,880 Embarrassing at the time. 569 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,440 I'd just said I wanted world peace. 570 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,160 All that stuff in the back of my mind, all 50 years of it, 571 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,640 pushed its way to the front 572 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,800 right at that exact moment. 573 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,240 The lights went out. 574 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,640 OPERATIC VOCALS 575 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,680 I found myself reaching into Mummy's bag... 576 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,480 ..I felt the scissors... 577 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,440 - ..and then... - ..I just... 578 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,560 SHE GASPS 579 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,480 Mm. Please tell my sister I'm sorry... 580 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,600 ..and that I love her. 581 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,000 Whichever one didn't do it 582 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,960 knows that the other one did and is protecting her, 583 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,320 whilst the one who did do it 584 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,680 knows that we can't prove that the one who didn't do it 585 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,240 didn't do it 586 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,800 and, therefore, can't possibly demonstrate who did. 587 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,800 It's a real thinker. 588 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,560 If solving this case keeps Chief Constable Ziegler off our backs, 589 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,080 I'm half tempted to just flip a coin. 590 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,560 How would you decide which one to assign heads to? 591 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,440 Do not be alone with him at any point, OK, John? 592 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,480 I'm serious. 593 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,360 I can't envisage a scenario where that would occur. 594 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,240 Maybe in here. 595 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,680 These piles have got bigger! 596 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,840 Have you been using my piles? 597 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,200 I've got a much more complex system than I led you to believe. 598 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,920 - I'll have to... - OK, don't say no, OK? 599 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,000 Why does every conversation have to start this way? 600 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,960 Well, you just started a conversation about piles, 601 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,960 so I don't think you've got a leg to stand on. 602 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,880 I got a job at the paper. 603 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,760 "The East Anglia Advertiser." 604 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,720 I am their new crime reporter. 605 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,360 For the East Anglia Advertiser? 606 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,960 Yes, well, it's not an official position or anything yet 607 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,680 but as long as I submit one crime photo every two weeks 608 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,680 and you give them two puzzles a week, 609 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,640 then I get to keep this badge, 610 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,600 - and you know what that means. - Wait. Sorry... 611 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,160 I'm allowed to go places. 612 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,040 I'm allowed to ask questions. 613 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,200 I can actually do something. 614 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,960 - Terrific. What was that bit about me? - Yes! Good news. 615 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:08,400 Turns out that Gareth, editor, is just a huge fan of Ludwig. 616 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,400 They're all huge fans. 617 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,320 The whole bullpen. 618 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,960 What are just two piddly little puzzles a week? 619 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,720 For the East Anglia Advertiser? 620 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,600 Oh, come on, John, I won't tell The South Bank Show if you don't. 621 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,120 Look, I get to investigate now like you're supposed to. 622 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,960 I can go places. I can talk to people. 623 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,200 They'll talk back to me. 624 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,880 They'll have to talk to me because I'm press. 625 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,040 And who exactly are you planning on talking to? 626 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,720 Oh, I don't... I don't know. 627 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,160 I don't have any leads yet. 628 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,360 I don't suppose you've got any leads, have you? 629 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,760 JOHN SIGHS 630 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,560 All of Holly Pinder's computers have been brought to the station. 631 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,880 They're going through them now. 632 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,160 It's a whole operation. 633 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,560 They're going to find whatever it is we're looking for. 634 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,720 - And if they find it first... - It'll disappear. 635 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,600 And we'll have no proof. 636 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,440 You've got to get in there. 637 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,720 Do I? 638 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,760 I mean, we do have the answer somewhere in those piles. 639 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,160 Perhaps if I stayed up a bit later and... 640 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,720 Right, I guess I do have to get in there. 641 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,320 Today is not going the way I expected at all. 642 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,880 Will you do the puzzles? 643 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,680 Do I have to say they're Ludwig's? 644 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,720 - I suppose...maybe a wordsearch and a jumble. - Yes! 645 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,240 Are you not worried about Mum? 646 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,280 You know, playing Lois Lane? 647 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,240 I'm neither worried nor surprised. 648 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,960 She has form. 649 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,920 Ran her own detective agency for a bit. 650 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,080 What? 651 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,000 "Lucy Betts Investigations." 652 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,680 The LBI. 653 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,800 Your father and I used to work for her. 654 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,720 I'm sorry. When was this? 655 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,360 Summer of 1986. 656 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,280 Lucy would usually find the mystery, 657 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,520 and then she and your dad would go off and investigate it. 658 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,400 I'd stay in the office to answer any calls. 659 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,480 And were there any calls? 660 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,680 Well, no. 661 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,760 There wasn't actually an office, either. 662 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,160 Or a phone. 663 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,400 Fun times. 664 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,400 I'm going to take my piles to my room. 665 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,720 The real mystery is how she fit all this into her handbag. 666 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,880 All three of their prints are on the scissors. 667 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,120 She must have been carrying around her own murder weapon for years. 668 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,160 That's grim. 669 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,720 - All of this is useless. - What? 670 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,360 Even if it meant anything, 671 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,040 it wouldn't mean anything 672 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,360 because we've got two people - 673 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,800 both of whom are claiming guilt. 674 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,760 Both subjects have made exactly the same statement, 675 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,120 to paraphrase, "I killed Mum." 676 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,520 The sister who's telling the truth 677 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,960 knows the other sister is lying, 678 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,040 and the sister who's lying knows the other sister 679 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,320 is telling the truth. 680 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,360 It's like that film where they had to ask the guard on one door 681 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,000 what the guard on the other door would say 682 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,080 if they asked him which door they should open. 683 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,640 You know, the one with the Muppets? 684 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,080 You're describing a variant of a puzzle called Knights and Knaves 685 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,960 but it won't work in this situation. 686 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,160 Why not? 687 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,200 Because neither of our suspects is governed by the rules of the puzzle. 688 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,520 They don't always have to lie, 689 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,480 and they don't always have to tell the truth. 690 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,520 The whole thing is dichotomous. 691 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,840 Either she did it or she did it. 692 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,040 There is no third option. 693 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,120 I wish there were. 694 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,240 Sorry. So, we're struggling with two suspects 695 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,480 - and you think that a third would help? - Well, it would... 696 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,840 It would break the puzzle. 697 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,880 It's the binary nature of it that's giving them the advantage. 698 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,480 One truth, one lie. 699 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,800 50/50. 700 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,400 Oh, goody. 701 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,400 HE CLEARS THROAT 702 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,360 Detective. Constables. 703 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,200 John Taylor. 704 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,400 Do you have progress? 705 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,240 Well, we've actually been... 706 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,880 We're REALLY stuck. 707 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,400 It happened in complete darkness, 708 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,160 and there are no witnesses at all. 709 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,040 It's absolutely infuriating. 710 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,320 Well, box one could see in - 711 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,960 as you, yourself, stated. 712 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,720 Nobody was in box one, Constable. 713 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,920 Well, I... I found a ticket stub in there. 714 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,560 I submitted it as evidence. 715 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,600 I don't know why it's not up there. 716 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,080 There's a crisp packet up there. 717 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,360 Well, if it was a ticket stub, we can trace the payment back, 718 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,800 - get an address? - Yeah, obviously. 719 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,120 So, shall I go to evidence? 720 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,200 That won't be necessary, Constable Evans. 721 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,680 Constable Cole, sir. 722 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,920 I am aware of the occupant of box one. 723 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,280 I've spoken to her and she didn't see anything. 724 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,720 Joanne Kemper. 725 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,480 The MP? 726 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,520 Our MP. 727 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,440 She called it in. She left. She isn't involved. 728 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,120 Um... 729 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,440 I think I'd really like to speak to her. 730 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,600 And I've just told you that she didn't see anything. 731 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,640 So, what exactly did she call in? 732 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,120 I'll give you five minutes... 733 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,640 ..but I do not want that woman's name appearing in any report. 734 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,120 Understood? 735 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,440 I'm sure we'll have no reason to, sir. Shall we? 736 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,680 I don't think this requires 737 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,080 two members of the constabulary, DCI Carter. 738 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,120 I'm sure you all have your own leads to be following up. 739 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,960 - Come with me. - What? 740 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,800 No, because I... I usually go with DCI Carter, see? 741 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,280 Um... 742 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,960 I just... 743 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,360 I really like spending time with DCI Carter. 744 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,520 Well, I'm sure he'll be here when you get back. 745 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,200 HE SCOFFS 746 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,760 Just go now. 747 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,000 - What...? - Just chill out. 748 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,320 BEEP 749 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,680 You have two new messages. 750 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,920 Hi. Right, 751 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,880 listen, I'm chasing a story. Can't say too much. 752 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,400 If anyone from a prison rings you to verify who I am, 753 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,080 just verify who I am. 754 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,280 Why are you not answering your phone? It's, like, half past nine. 755 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,320 BEEPING 756 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,560 Hi again. Sorry, it's Lucy Betts, by the way. 757 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,480 - We met yesterday. OK, bye. - Oh. 758 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,520 BEEP 759 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,760 The East Anglia Advertiser? 760 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,720 Well, I don't have a car to sell 761 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,240 and you're not a journalist. 762 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,640 I am. 763 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,800 Anyway, it's just a few questions. It would really help me out. 764 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,160 And seeing as you nearly got me banged up 765 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,600 for a crime that you committed, 766 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,640 I think that you owe me one. 767 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,040 Sure. OK. 768 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,120 I have absolutely no idea 769 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,680 what Holly had on her computers. 770 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,440 I never kept track of the dozens of people she was blackmailing 771 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,280 and as for whatever this file you're all looking for is, 772 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,640 not a clue. 773 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,960 Wouldn't know it if I saw it. 774 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,240 How's that for starters? 775 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,880 Somebody else was here asking you about all this? 776 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,440 Oh, you know full well they were. 777 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,720 Your mate was in here this week, 778 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,760 sat right there. 779 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,800 Big guy. 780 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,000 Ziegler? 781 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,120 What? 782 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,040 No, who's Ziegler? No, Carter! 783 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,000 DI Carter. 784 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,400 Oh, should I expect this Ziegler guy, too? 785 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,000 DCI Carter was here asking about Holly's computer? 786 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,800 What... Did he ask about a file? 787 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,400 A particular file? 788 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,840 I don't know what it is. 789 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:08,880 And by the way... 790 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,800 ..I've started asking my own questions in here, 791 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,520 and do you know what I've learned? 792 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:16,840 That the last prisoner 793 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,320 to receive this level of interest from you lot... 794 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,160 ..ended up with the worst case of suicide anybody's ever seen. 795 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,880 Yes, I know. 796 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,160 Oh, good! 797 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,720 I'd hate to think I was imagining it all. 798 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,760 - LOWERS VOICE: - You know... 799 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,360 ..if I'd known it'd cause this much trouble... 800 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,880 - WHISPERS: - ..I wouldn't have killed her in the first place. 801 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,560 You really don't know what everybody's looking for, do you? 802 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,840 No. 803 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,200 And I'm starting to think none of you do either. 804 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,280 Do me a favour. 805 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,800 Spread the word - 806 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,080 I'm not accepting any more visitors. 807 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,440 Also, I'm not suicidal. 808 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,720 Maybe mention that, too. 809 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,960 Sorry. 810 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,000 Niece. 811 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,600 Not my niece. Someone else's. 812 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,680 Well, this is great. 813 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,440 It must have taken quite the effort 814 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,160 to make sure the one thing we didn't want to happen happened. 815 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,000 I could hardly rugby tackle him, could I? 816 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,200 PHONE PINGS, DCS SHAW EXHALES 817 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,400 Look, it's him. 818 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,080 He said, "You told me not to be alone with Chief Constable Ziegler. 819 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,760 "Now I'm in his car and he keeps giving me funny looks. 820 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,280 "I don't think he believes I'm texting someone's niece 821 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,760 "and I don't know where we're going. 822 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,240 "Can you trace this text and send backup, please?" 823 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,280 "Backup"? 824 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,320 DCI Taylor. 825 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,400 Your brother. 826 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,360 Where is he? 827 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,680 I don't know. We were never that close, really. 828 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,440 Presumably, you were close enough 829 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,440 for him to recommend you as a consultant 830 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,880 to a major police force. 831 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,880 Otherwise, how else did you wind up here? 832 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,520 That's ever such a good question. 833 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,720 Would you pass on a message from me? 834 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:47,800 Would you tell him that it is extremely important 835 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,560 that he contacts me? 836 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,320 - Shall I tell him why? - No. 837 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,280 What's happening now? 838 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,600 What do you mean? 839 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,880 We're here. 840 00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,920 Oh. 841 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,120 Now... 842 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,760 Joanne Kemper's father was a close personal friend of mine. 843 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,960 His daughter's future lies in government... 844 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,800 ..making her a political target. 845 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,800 Witnessing a crime would play in the press 846 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,560 no differently to committing one. 847 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,800 She might as well have committed one, then. 848 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,360 Though, obviously, what you say 849 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,680 does make sense. 850 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,600 Mm. 851 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,520 PHONE BEEPS 852 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,440 PHONE BEEPS 853 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,720 Shall I tell you why we won't close this case...ever? 854 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,960 Because it requires one person to retract a confession 855 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,640 with zero incentive to do so. 856 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,000 Yeah. 857 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,600 And because our only witness is 858 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,840 being interviewed by a crossword setter. 859 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,160 CAITLIN SCOFFS 860 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,160 Yeah. 861 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,520 Nice house. 862 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,920 Deputy Chief Constable. 863 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,120 I wasn't aware you'd be here. 864 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,480 Miss Kemper has several high-profile appearances this week. 865 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,640 I do hope all this is necessary, sir. 866 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,920 Who's that? 867 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,960 Deputy Chief Constable Routledge. 868 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,200 He liaises with the Met's specialist protection unit 869 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,120 to mitigate the risks against Miss Kemper. 870 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,440 An appointment I gave him. 871 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,160 Hi. Come on through. 872 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,400 Oh, Miss Kemper. 873 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,960 John Taylor, crime scene consultant. 874 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,200 Joanne Kemper, Member of Parliament for Cambridge, St Michael's. 875 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,680 Nice to meet you. 876 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,400 John Taylor, was it? 877 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,040 Yes. Hello. 878 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,680 Well, I'm sure the Chief Constable has explained my reluctance 879 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,960 to be publicly involved in this matter - 880 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,360 I believe the term is "optics" - 881 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,560 but what is it exactly that you need to know? 882 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,440 I've already told Ronan everything. 883 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,920 Sorry. Who's Ronan? 884 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,240 Oh. 885 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,720 Oh, I... Um... 886 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,080 Uh... 887 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,760 Yes. Would you...? 888 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,960 Ronan?! Really? 889 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,200 Um... 890 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,560 Sorry. Would you mind telling me...precisely what you saw? 891 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,880 Right. Uh... 892 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,280 The show was about to start, 893 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,720 someone opposite was waving a phone about 894 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,120 so I have a look through my opera glasses... 895 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,720 Yes, I own opera glasses. 896 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,400 I'd rather that wasn't bandied about either. 897 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:20,240 ..I see three latter-aged women in perms, pearls and furs - 898 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,360 my voting base, quite frankly - and so I let it slide. 899 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,840 She also performs really well 900 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,400 with 25-35s. 901 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,000 Huge on social media. 902 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,760 Yes. Thank you, Hannah. 903 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,880 There was a blackout. 904 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,160 Stage lights come up. 905 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,600 I have another look over and... 906 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,960 ..dead. Stabbed. 907 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,200 And the other two are just sitting there watching the show. 908 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,760 But you never saw the deed itself... 909 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,040 ..or their reactions? 910 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,000 No, thank God. 911 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 I did. 912 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,480 I'm sorry. What? 913 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,520 Oh, no. Not the actual... 914 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,480 Their reactions. 915 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,640 I saw their reactions. 916 00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,960 It was...awful. 917 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,520 Like they both just suddenly saw her at the same time. 918 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,280 THEY SCREAM 919 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,960 You didn't tell me that. 920 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,240 Are you OK? 921 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,760 Yes. 922 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,120 Yes. I'm fine. 923 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,920 Who jumped up first? 924 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,680 The one on the left or the one on the right? 925 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,720 Oh, I don't... 926 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,400 - I have no idea. - Hmm. 927 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,080 Sorry. 928 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,520 No, no. Not your fault. 929 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,320 You've actually been very helpful. 930 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,440 We should probably have spoken to her in the first place. 931 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,200 No offence. 932 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,240 None taken. 933 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,200 Hmm. 934 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,720 PHONE RINGS 935 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,360 John, where are you? Can you talk? 936 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,560 Are you still with the Chief Constable? 937 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,800 The fox is indeed still inside the henhouse. 938 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,200 Oh! That was probably less coded than you imagined, John. 939 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,720 How long, post-murder, were the suspects in the box for? 940 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,080 According to the usher, 941 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,040 they pretty much stumbled out as soon as the curtain opened. 942 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,120 Did the usher stay with them? 943 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,840 Until the police arrived, yes. 944 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:16,120 So they were never alone, post-murder, in the box? 945 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,240 John, I'm going to put you on speakerphone. 946 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,360 What are you putting me on speaker for? 947 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,720 Hello? Can you hear me? 948 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,360 Were they arrested separately? 949 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,600 Yes. 950 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,880 And are they being held separately? 951 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,400 - BOTH: - Yes. 952 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,600 Have they been kept separated ever since they left the box? 953 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,200 - ALL: - Yes. 954 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,080 Great. Keep it that way. 955 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,600 This is fine. 956 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,040 I've got a few errands to run. 957 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,920 - Wait a minute. Where are you going? - Thanks. 958 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,480 HORNS BLARE 959 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,240 PHONE RINGS 960 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,560 Hello? 961 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,440 Russell Carter has been to visit Adam Newsum in prison. 962 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,600 How do you know that? 963 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,040 Because I've just visited Adam Newsum in prison! 964 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,440 - You what?! - No, no, it's fine 965 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,480 because I'm a journalist now, remember? 966 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,880 And I did ask you if you had any leads, and you didn't, 967 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,560 so... I thought you and the team were under strict orders 968 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,640 not to pull at that thread. 969 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,320 Yes, we are. 970 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,320 So, why was DCI Carter there, 971 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,720 asking about Holly's computers? 972 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,240 I don't know. 973 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,760 CLATTERING VIA PHONE 974 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,640 Where are you? What are you doing? 975 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,440 I'm at the theatre, trying to work out which of two women 976 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,720 didn't kill their mother. 977 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:54,800 Well, can you do that later? This is important. 978 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,760 Russell Carter is the one person that we thought we could trust. 979 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,280 Who says we can't? 980 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,480 I mean, we've been snooping around behind his back, 981 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,800 and we're not baddies. 982 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,120 Two things can be true at once. 983 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,120 You mean like how a husband can use being bored with his life 984 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,360 as a convincing cover story, whilst also... 985 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,040 ..actually being bored with his life? 986 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,280 James wasn't bored with his life. 987 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,320 How do you know? 988 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,160 Because he had such a nice one. 989 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,800 He had to come up with a lie that was plausible 990 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,760 or it wouldn't have worked as a lie. 991 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,360 So it is plausible? 992 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,040 It allows doubt. 993 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,200 That's the purpose of a plausible lie. 994 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,160 It splits the odds. 995 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,080 I mean... 996 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,080 ..assuming not every player of the game 997 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,240 was in possession of all the facts, 998 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,320 it wouldn't even have to be that plausible. 999 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,680 Not really. 1000 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,640 It would just have to be... 1001 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,800 Well, not impossible. 1002 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,160 What? 1003 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,360 CREAKING 1004 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,320 Oh, sorry, I was... 1005 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,360 I was talking about the murder there. 1006 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,960 Although you can sort of apply all that to your situation, too. 1007 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,040 SHE SIGHS 1008 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,280 I'd better go. 1009 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:32,920 So, he just got out of the car and legged it? 1010 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,000 Apparently so. 1011 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,440 I'm sure you can imagine how well that went down. 1012 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:38,960 - Have you called him? - Yes, ma'am. 1013 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,880 He just keeps saying, "Two seconds," and then hangs up again. 1014 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,120 PHONE RINGS 1015 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,120 Oh. Hmm. 1016 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,320 John, where are you? 1017 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,240 What? Why? 1018 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,680 He wants us to bring the sisters to the theatre 1019 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,720 and says he can almost definitely find out who did it if we do. 1020 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,760 Is there a reason he can't do that here? 1021 00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,760 Is there a reason you can't do that here? 1022 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,680 He hasn't got a car, 1023 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,280 his battery's nearly dead, 1024 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,440 and he doesn't know where the station is from there anyway. 1025 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,200 SHE SIGHS 1026 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,920 Right. 1027 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,520 JOHN CLEARS THROAT 1028 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,320 QUIETLY: Let's start by outlining the basic facts of the case. 1029 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,000 - What's he saying? - Apparently, he's going to outline 1030 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,560 the basic facts of the case. 1031 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,840 Oh! 1032 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,800 I think you might need to project a bit, Mr Taylor. 1033 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,240 "Project." Right. 1034 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,000 LOUDLY: One murder, no witnesses, 1035 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,600 two confessions. 1036 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,760 And of course, no conviction - should things remain this way. 1037 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,720 That is the idea, is it not? 1038 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:52,880 One of you is deliberately lying about committing the crime 1039 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,960 because you believe that, by doing so, 1040 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,080 you will protect the one you presume actually did it. 1041 00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,280 "Presume"? 1042 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,840 Well, they can't actually know 1043 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,120 any more than anyone else, can they? 1044 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,600 The... The whole thing occurred in darkness. 1045 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:10,080 They're simply assuming their sister did the deed. 1046 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,240 But...they were the only ones there so if they didn't do it, 1047 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,120 then who did? 1048 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,760 That is precisely the question this puzzle has been designed 1049 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,680 to stop us asking, Detective Constable, 1050 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,640 because, if we open our minds to the possibility 1051 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,400 of BOTH confessions being false, 1052 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,440 well, then it becomes a whole different puzzle altogether. 1053 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:37,320 This theatre seems to lack maintenance funds. 1054 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,280 One would at least expect the boxes to be taken care of. 1055 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,320 But, no. 1056 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,880 I've sat in the same chair that your mother did, 1057 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,520 and I don't think it's had a nut tightened in 20 years. 1058 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,040 I expect she passed comment. 1059 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,360 I don't think Mummy ever sat in a chair she didn't complain about. 1060 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,800 Well, on this occasion, 1061 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,040 with good reason. 1062 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,120 Two bolts are missing on the back seat bracket, 1063 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,880 causing the chair to rock 1064 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:07,080 and create a jarring slant-tilt when you lean back. 1065 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,320 And don't get me started on the seat springs! 1066 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,040 They're really bad. 1067 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,080 The seat is hinged and relies on two wooden stoppers 1068 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,800 to keep it flat, in the down position - 1069 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,440 both of which are extremely worn 1070 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,680 and barely functional. 1071 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,480 Have you ever played "Buckaroo!"? 1072 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:31,800 There you go, then. 1073 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,880 Can we...go now? 1074 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,920 I don't think so. 1075 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,320 John, what are you saying? 1076 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,520 That this was no murder. 1077 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,560 It was an accident. 1078 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,360 Lilibeth Lowery was messing about with her mobile telephone 1079 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,080 after the house lights had gone down. 1080 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,480 You told her off. 1081 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,240 Quite right, too. 1082 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,680 I doubt she took being reprimanded well, 1083 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,080 but it was fate's hand, not yours, 1084 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:14,440 that determined that, this time, she wouldn't get the final word. 1085 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,840 Because in that brief gap between the lights going out 1086 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,200 and the curtains opening, 1087 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,320 Lilibeth Lowery, bag in hand, 1088 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,480 lurched back in her chair. 1089 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,560 Lilibeth pulled herself forward, 1090 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,440 putting all her weight on the front of the seat. 1091 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,880 The two wooden stoppers snapped off, 1092 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,800 the seat tipped downwards, 1093 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,320 pushing Lilibeth forward 1094 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,120 with her bag. 1095 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,520 Momentum, and a balcony... 1096 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,600 ..did the rest. 1097 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,640 OPERATIC CRESCENDO 1098 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,120 It really was one in a million. 1099 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,280 You're sure? 1100 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,640 SCOFFING 1101 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,560 Oh! 1102 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,360 I don't believe it. 1103 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,120 I really thought you did it. 1104 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,320 - And Mummy always said - I - was the stupid one. 1105 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,360 What? 1106 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,040 He just made all that up. 1107 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,360 She didn't get fired out of her seat into a bag of scissors. 1108 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,240 That's impossible. 1109 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,000 It's very improbable. 1110 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,960 Just scratching plausible. 1111 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,760 But like any good lie, 1112 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,440 it's just about possible enough. 1113 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,760 At least for the one who didn't kill her mother 1114 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,520 and was hoping, against all odds, 1115 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,240 that there was a vague outside chance 1116 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,120 that her sister hadn't either. 1117 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,320 I did, by the way. 1118 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:03,760 Kill Mummy. 1119 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,480 Obviously. 1120 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,080 It wasn't the usher, was it? 1121 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,760 Well played, Mr Taylor. 1122 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,320 HE CLEARS THROAT 1123 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,920 How do I get down from here? 1124 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,320 Ah, DC Cole, perhaps you... 1125 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,680 Go ahead. 1126 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,320 I'll use this. It's fine. 1127 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,120 Oh, God. 1128 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,480 SIREN CHIRPS 1129 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,440 Absolutely. You have my word. Thank you, sir. 1130 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,600 Chief Constable Ziegler 1131 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,320 offers his congratulations. 1132 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,800 - Oh. - Stay out of his way from now on. 1133 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,280 Did he say that, too? 1134 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,480 No. 1135 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,000 But he did ask about your brother... 1136 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,040 ..again. 1137 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,400 He seems very keen to have a word. 1138 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,080 He's not the only one. 1139 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,520 Do you know where he is? 1140 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,080 I don't. 1141 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,080 Are you still actively looking for him? 1142 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,080 He knows where I am. 1143 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,440 Well, he knows where we all are 1144 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,760 and the state he's left us in. 1145 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,360 Thank you, John. 1146 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,240 That will be all. 1147 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,920 Right you are... 1148 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,320 ..ma'am. 1149 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,400 Second floor. 1150 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:54,280 The basement is now out of bounds to all of us. 1151 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,600 You've got to get in there. 1152 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,160 They're going to find whatever it is we're looking for. 1153 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,600 SOMEONE CLEARS THROAT 1154 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,840 Doors closing. 1155 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:21,640 Doors opening. Ground floor. 1156 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,600 Oh. 1157 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,000 Thank you. 1158 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,680 Doors closing. 1159 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:48,920 It's really quite a wonderful photo, Mrs Betts. 1160 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:49,960 Lovely... 1161 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,200 ..use of shadow. What's it of? 1162 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,600 "What's it of?" What do you mean? It's a crime photo. 1163 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,120 There was a murder in that theatre 1164 00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,760 and, presumably, that woman there did it. 1165 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,240 And how exactly am I, or any 1166 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:05,120 of our readers, 1167 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,760 supposed to know that? 1168 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,320 You want me to write a story to go with it, do you? 1169 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:15,280 Oh! "Want." 1170 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,400 Naively expect. 1171 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,600 Yes. 1172 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,120 That's no problem for me. 1173 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,160 Bye! 1174 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,160 SHE HANGS UP 1175 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,080 - All right? - No. I've had an incredibly stressful day, 1176 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,600 half of which was spent trapped in a car with Ziegler. 1177 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,960 - Hello. - What were you doing in a car with Ziegler? 1178 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,120 Hyperventilating, mostly. 1179 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,440 Then he took me round to this woman's house 1180 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,320 who clearly knew James, even though she didn't say so. 1181 00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:43,000 - What? - How do you know that? 1182 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,680 I'm hopeless at reading people, 1183 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,480 but I have been a twin all my life. 1184 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,640 There's one look I can always read. 1185 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,200 Nice to meet you. 1186 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,760 John Taylor, was it? 1187 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,200 "I know you, don't I? 1188 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,760 "No, no, you must be the other one." 1189 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,800 She definitely knew James. 1190 00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,680 Why wouldn't she say something? 1191 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:00,920 I don't know, 1192 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,160 but she also called Ziegler "Ronan". 1193 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,560 I didn't know he even had a first name. 1194 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,520 Did James ever mention a Joanne Kemper to you? 1195 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,400 Uh, no. Do you think that...? 1196 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,800 - Wait, I recognise that name. - No, no, Henry. She's a politician. 1197 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,720 She's always on the news. 1198 00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,520 - I don't watch the news. - I don't watch the news either. 1199 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:19,840 It's awful. 1200 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,360 Do you know, I never really did much investigating 1201 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,760 during the summer of Lucy Betts Investigates. 1202 00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,040 It was more... 1203 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,040 James would sort of invent a mystery 1204 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,000 and then just solve it himself. 1205 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,520 My role was more... 1206 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,000 ..sticker-making. 1207 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,560 Oh. 1208 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,120 "Joanne Kemper." I knew it. 1209 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,480 I knew I'd heard of her. 1210 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,040 She's in the Sinclair files. 1211 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,480 Which one? 1212 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:49,760 Oh, goodness. Henry! 1213 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,600 - Is that blood? - No. It's ketchup. 1214 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,120 But this is absolutely ridiculous. 1215 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,720 {\an8}- Has there been a murder? - There has. Yes. 1216 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,560 {\an8}With over 40 witnesses stood round in a circle. 1217 00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,000 And you need help with that? 1218 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,240 Owen Doyle was a psychopath. 1219 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,200 The man was obsessed and dangerous. 1220 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:27,520 Did you do it? 1221 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,360 Can anyone who has no blood on them please raise their hands? 1222 00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:32,880 There's too many variables. 1223 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,120 BEEP 1224 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,600 Can you help me get an interview with Joanne Kemper? 1225 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:37,880 No. 1226 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,360 - Is she here? - She's not. 1227 00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,880 - No. - Are you sure? 1228 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,320 Chief Constable Ziegler is on official leave. 1229 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,480 Do you think Holly had something on the Chief Constable 1230 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,800 and they found it? 1231 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,520 Chief Constables are suspendable. 1232 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:49,760 Even he answers to someone. 1233 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,760 Yes, of course he does. 1234 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,640 MUSIC: Ode To Joy by Beethoven 88337

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