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[John] All right, let's start the Backyard Dwarf Games.

Put the wiener in my mouth!

You look like a snail.

-Let's go. -[Steph] Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

[Sammy] One sec, one sec, one sec.

[Krista] Come on, Sammy, you got it.

He's really cute.

So did you guys, like, date before?

We were talking, hooking up.

It just puts me in a weird situation, especially having

feelings for Johnny.

For the actual final evening, it's a party.

Just picture everyone that we've met,

and they're all gonna show up.

We want you to come to our party.

-Yeah. -It's gonna be a banger.

With Aly, seems like she's ghosting me.

You know, we never went on that date, right?

Don't even.

I don't have to deal with this.

[Sammy] OK.

It's just the perfect reminder that these lingering feelings

just need to go away for good.

What?

What?

[all cheer]

-[John] Hey! -[Steph] Oh.

[all chant] Naked! Naked!

[all cheer]

Yeah, I wanna hook up with Jahmani, but also I'd rather be

with my friends before this vacation's over.

[dramatic, tense music plays]

[bird chirps]

[Steph yells and laughs]

Guess what JJ tells me?

"Oh, I cuddled with John last night."

We both had the same reaction, too, which is --

I was just --

No, it was a little, like, dancing.

Yeah. But my face was --

[John speaks]

[John] Hey, Krista.

-Hello -- good morning. -Hey, girl.

-[John] Hey. -[Krista] Hi.

Now I'm worried that things are going to be a little weird,

because I kissed Jahmani, and then I slept in the same

bed as Johnny.

This trip has just been amazing so far,

and I just don't want things to get ruined.

Where did my Alka-Seltzer go? Wait.

-You gave it to me. -[JJ] That's right.

It went in my water bottle.

[Steph] Where do I wanna order from?

[JJ] I don't care.

Yes, I have a crush on John, but he does have a girlfriend,

and I'm not going to cross that line.

But this whole thing is so complicated,

I just don't know what I got myself into.

[Steph] Wanna order from the real Italian deli?

[JJ] 'K, 'K.

But JJ, where did you sleep?

-I slept in my room. -[Sammy] Oh, you did?

I almost said, "Yeah, she found me in her room

'cause that was the only room that was alone, and there wasn't

anyone in it," 'cause you guys slept in my room.

You could have slept in Sammy's room.

Have you smelt it? And yours had no sheets on it.

Last night, my bedroom ended up

the place where everyone was sleeping.

I had Steph, Sammy, and JJ all sleeping in my bed.

I wake up, I had two chainsaws sleeping beside me.

[snores]

At this point, I'm over it.

So I'm gonna find a new place to sleep.

The only room left that's vacant is JJ's.

So you know what? I'm sleeping there tonight.

Yes. We went in there separately.

-Away from them. -[JJ] No, that's fine.

I wake up. JJ's there

sleeping in her own room.

I guess rightfully so. It's her room.

So I go back to my room, and Steph's still there snoring.

But Sammy's gone.

[Sammy snores]

But Krista had the best sleep out of all of us,

'cause she never even moved.

I'm so glad that I missed all that.

-That sounds crazy, y'all. -[Steph] It was fun.

Yeah, you missed a good time, honestly.

-Let me sleep alone. -[Krista] I don't know.

John sounds stressed. John sounds stressed.

[Steph] Jon always sounds stressed.

All I wanted last night is to just sleep alone.

Oh, my God.

John has a girlfriend, and he just slept in the same

bed last night with someone who has a crush on him.

Clearly, he's spiraling.

Jahmani had fun last night?

I think so. I mean, he's still sleeping.

I feel like that's a sign that he had fun.

[Sammy] He was smiling, having a party.

[John] He had a great time.

[Sammy] What are you guys all wearing tonight?

Are we, like, dressing up, like, semi-formal?

I have, like, a cute little skirt and top set that I kinda

wanna wear.

[Sammy] Should I just wear a Speedo?

Like, how welcoming is that?

We've been hyping up this whole event, and now here's

my four-and-a-half-foot friend with a Speedo.

And you can see the outline of his, like, his wiener too.

It's not, like --

[Sammy] It looks really good half the time.

-[John] Half the time. -[Steph] Half the time.

I can't wait for the party. It's gonna be so much fun.

-So much fun. -I can't wait.

Ready to party!

[water runs]

[Steph] I know.

Last night was really fun, though.

-Yeah, last night was crazy. -[Steph] It was a lot of fun.

It was.

He's really sweet.

Did you have fun with him last night?

-Was it good to see him again? -So I did something.

What'd you do?

You know, when I get some tequila in me, I get very,

like, flirty. -Mm-hmm.

[JJ] But, um, we made out, and then I was like,

"Gotta go." Because I didn't want it

to lead to anything else.

It's just more of a vacation fling.

-[Steph] Yeah. -Or whatever.

I still had fun.

But it was hot, though, I will say.

-Well, that's good. -It was.

It was hot.

So John and I had a conversation at the bar.

About?

[Steph] I might have told him that you had a little crush on him.

Oh, my God. You didn't.

-You didn't. -You should have seen his face.

It was so cute. It was so cute.

Oh, my God.

I just thought he needed to know.

Like, I think he needed that, like --

[JJ] Oh, God.

Steph, I told you that in confidence,

and I didn't want him to know.

And also, too, he has a girlfriend.

This is bad.

We slept in the same bed.

This is gonna be so awkward.

Wait, so how did he react?

-Just, like, in disbelief a little bit. -Really?

But, like, excited. It was a really cute moment.

[JJ] Oh, God.

[phone dials]

-Hey. -What's up, baby?

Hi.

How you doing?

I just wanted to give you a call and tell you that

I really wish that you could come to this party, but it's OK.

I understand that you can't.

You love me. What?

Did I say that?

It was incredible the time that we did have.

[Krista] Yeah, I'd love to go out again.

Are you gonna go to the LPA convention next year?

Let's talk about it.

Let's try and connect again for sure.

Don't say anything you don't mean,

'cause I'll hold you to it.

I think that if I do see Anthony again,

especially at the LPA, I'm going to push

myself to be more vulnerable with him.

And it just gives me hope that

maybe I will have my first kiss with an LP man.

I wanna go slow, but not this slow.

So you're looking forward to the last night?

-It's bittersweet. -Got some new people.

Got some new best friends. That's what it's about.

[Krista] Yeah, absolutely.

Parker and I, we've been texting and staying in touch.

I invited him to the final farewell party,

and he said that he will be there.

So I'm so excited to see him, along with all of our other

friends that we've met along the way.

I'm not gonna say "goodbye." I'm gonna say "see you later."

My love, bye. Till next time, right?

Travel safe. Bye.

-[John] Hey, bud. -Yo, what's up, brother?

Dude, I'm hurting.

You look like you have, like, a year left in your life.

Shut up, bro.

You look like you're clocking out right now.

Like, what the [bleep] is this, dude?

You're sleeping with a sweater.

-[Sammy] Shut up. -A sweater on?

-Are you ill? -That means it was a good night.

Yeah. OK.

But it was really fun.

I was so happy to see everyone in the house just so aligned.

Well, I just like how there's no drama, and we could still

have fun at the end of the night.

It was really nice as well to see you and Stephanie finally

feel aligned, and you actually had a productive conversation

for once, which was such a relief.

I just feel like we both agreed on something finally.

I realized I [bleep] up last night.

I shouldn't have asked Krista out on another date,

especially directly in front of Steph.

I hope I learn from my mistakes

and don't do this dumb [bleep] again.

I wanna be just the three friends again like

we were before. -I think we're there.

This vacation has been a [bleep] roller coaster,

but, like,

in the best way.

And I think, like, I really needed to figure out

what the situation with me and Sammy was, 'cause, like,

in my head, like, it was so hard to navigate, like,

someone that I cared about so much.

[soft music plays]

Like, I had faced the thought of losing him, and then, like,

there was, like, this, like, "Oh, is there anything

romantic there?" And it's like,

"No, I just care about him a lot," like...

I saw you guys talking at the bar.

[Steph] Yeah, it was a really good conversation.

I don't know, like, that was really healing, and I'm,

like, I don't know, this whole trip, has just been,

like, the bonding of it all.

Sammy is a work in progress, but for myself,

that's not where I wanna be.

Of course, I would like to find my person, but I would rather

wait however long it takes to meet the right person

and someone who I truly feel seen, loved, and understood by.

-Hi. -[both] Hey.

-How are you? -Good.

-How are you feeling? -Good.

-I just -- -I love that top.

[Krista] I dipped last night.

I was tired after dancing on the bar and everything.

[JJ] I'm so proud of you.

-That was so fun. -[Steph] It was so much fun.

Oh, my God, I'm proud of both of you.

Oh, guys, I'm, like, excited about this party,

and then I'm not because,

really, I just wanna hang out with you guys.

-[Steph] I just wanna be with you guys. -Yeah.

I am kind of excited to see Chase, though, not gonna lie.

-He's cute. -[whispers] That's right.

-They're coming. -Yeah.

[normally] Chase is a friend of Parker's who I met at Red Barn.

Where are you from?

State or D.C.?

-OK. -[Krista] OK.

I'm excited to get to know him a little more and hopefully end

this trip with a bang.

Literally.

[John] Steph told me something a bit crazy last night.

Steph told me that JJ liked me.

I can see that, though. You're just --

Like, she lets her guard down around you,

and she's comfortable around you.

But I was just there for her to support her emotionally

to find love again.

I didn't really think that

would make her have feelings for me.

But for someone as great as her, so kind of a human,

always cares about everyone else besides herself,

for her to express that she has feelings for me,

I mean, that's, I'm flattered.

But I'm also, I don't think I will ever deserve somebody

like that. And she's also --

Don't think that.

You could deserve someone like that.

When you find out somebody likes you, this is what you do.

I've seen it in the past.

And you kind of just fold when this happens.

Like, you don't believe it.

You know, you kind of push it aside.

But someone as great as JJ, it's kind of hard to push

this one to the side and how close you guys are.

At the end of the day, I just wanna see John with

the person that makes him the happiest person

in the world.

Whether that's with JJ or his current girlfriend,

I don't know,

but I just want him to be happy.

At the party, we should try to make this happen.

[intriguing music plays]

-[Chase] You look great. -Thank you.

-I love that dress. -So do you.

[both] Thank you.

-There you go. -Yeah.

Clearly, I'm a little excited.

[all chant] Body shots! Body shots!

[man] Get it. Get it, bro.

[all cheer]

Oh.

[faint party chatter]

Maybe just a little.

He'll get a taste of his own medicine.

♪ They say, love will kill you ♪

I don't know what to do with this.

-[John] JJ. -Yeah.

[John] You wanna place that, like, here?

[JJ] How are we gonna get up there?

Him.

-[John] He has height. -[Jahmani] Yeah, I have height.

-And flexibility. -And flexibility.

If you're -

I have been avoiding Jahmani.

-What is that in your hand? -[JJ] Hot sauce, yeah.

-Is that paper towels? -Yeah.

Good job, Sammy.

I hate that I gave Jahmani

the wrong impression by kissing him.

Um, like, I think he thinks

that it's gonna go to the next level.

And right now it's -- it's a no for me.

So are you excited about tonight?

I am, and I'm trying not to cry.

[Jahmani] Why are you trying not to cry?

[JJ] Because it's our last night.

And this trip has been amazing.

I have never had a vacation where it's just like,

you know, every day has just been amazing.

[JJ] These guys.

[Jahmani] Yeah? What's been your favorite part?

Every moment,

honestly.

[Jahmani] OK. I like that.

[JJ chuckles]

Oh, no.

I'm so sorry. Sorry.

I really gotta poop.

[JJ laughs]

[JJ] My body, like,

calls me out if I'm nervous or something like that.

My hands get clammy or I fart or I have to poop or anything.

Like, my body is just,

my body is not on my team for some reason.

My body is like, "Oh, you're nervous?

"Guess what? Everybody's gonna know because

you have to take a [bleep]."

Krista, can you help Jahmani?

Thank you.

[pop music plays]

Say less.

Why don't you want her to say more?

[Sammy] 'Cause guess what?

Saying less is going to do me more.

OK.

Tonight at this party, I'm gonna go into it not

thinking with this head.

I'm gonna sit back, become the perfect party host.

Be like, "Hey, you need a drink?

"You need a napkin? What do you need?

"Bathroom? That way.

"You want a towel? Jump in the pool?

-I got you." -Bro, about time.

I'm proud of you.

To say less.

Say less.

Yeah.

[all cheer]

[John] Our final night here, guys,

let's make it memorable.

-[Sammy] And nasty. -[Steph] Love you, guys.

-[JJ] Sham! -[John] No way!

What up, mama? How we doing?

Thank you for inviting me.

-[John] Oh, thank you for coming. -Hi, baby.

-You look so beautiful. -Sham.

[Jahmani] Nice to meet you, Sham.

This is my friend, Scott.

-This is my best friend. -Very nice to meet you.

I brought you guys flowers for the house.

[Sammy] Oh, thank you.

[John] Oh!

-[Emmalia] How are you? -What's up?

How are you? Good to see you.

-Hi! -[John] No way.

-[JJ] Oh, my God. -[overlapping greetings]

Hi!

[John] Oh, my God! It's officially started.

[all chant] Sake, sake, sake, sake, sake!

-[John] No way. -[Sammy] Oh, my gosh!

-What is up?

-How are you? -How are you guys?

It's good to see you.

What's up, bro? I'm Sammy.

-Nice to meet you. -Good to see you.

Come here. Go off!

[Sammy] Oh, my God! You look amazing!

Thank you. You guys do, too.

I'm just saying, it's nice that she showed up,

and she looks great.

And that's not who I am right now tonight.

I'm trying to make sure everyone has a good time.

-[Emmalia] Yeah. -Oh, God.

But, like, a lot of coke, more than vodka.

-Hi. -[Parker] No way!

-Hi. -What is up, guys?

-Hey, I'm Chase. -Emmalia.

-Nice to meet you. -[Chase] Nice to meet you.

I'm Garrett. Nice to meet you.

-[Emmalia] Nice to meet you. -[Steph] Hello.

-Hi, how are you doing? -Good, how are you?

[Steph] I like the sweater. Hello, how are you?

I think I should give Chase a house tour, with the final

stop being my bedroom.

-Don't move your finger. -OK, don't move my finger.

[Jahmani] Keep it there. I'm gonna let it go.

Ah!

Ah, you're so good in sports.

What is the height requirement to ride this ride?

How tall am I?

-4' 12" -[JJ] Four feet?

Or, like, 4'1". Or, like...

-No, just four. -I wouldn't have guessed that.

Garrett is a friend of Parker's, and I met him

at Hunter's.

Garrett is so young.

He's a bebé.

You wanna go get a drink?

-Yeah, I'm down. -[Garrett] All right, let's go.

[JJ] I'm at that age where I can hang out with

the son and the dad.

Throw in the grandpa.

Oh, my God!

-Wait, I like tequila. -[Garrett] Really?

Do you need help?

[JJ] Yay! [laughs]

Garrett just seems like an average sized frat dude.

He's just looking for some fun.

And he's looking for a story he can go explain to

his frat friends at home.

Can I do a shot of tequila, please?

[bartender] Yeah.

I would also do a shot of tequila.

[Krista] You now know that JJ likes you.

Yes.

I didn't even know you had a girlfriend.

I know. I know, it's crazy.

John this morning on the couch was definitely over explaining

sleeping in JJ's room next to her.

And now he's acting so crazy.

Clearly, something is on his mind right now.

And I think that it's mostly JJ.

I wanna jump off. Thank you.

Boy, what are you doing then?

♪ It's a vibe You wanna vibe ♪

'It's a vibe It's a vibe ♪

[all chant]

[all] Yeah!

♪ It's a vibe ♪

Yeah, I'm down.

But you have to get into my mouth.

No, you have to squat a little bit.

OK, OK. You want me to kneel?

Yeah, do whatever, you know. I don't want you to --

whatever you're -- whatever you're comfortable with.

-[Natasha] I'm comfortable. -But this is a Sammy gun.

Ready? OK.

[man in distance] Three, two, one.

[chants] Gun game!

Gun game! Gun game!

Despite Natasha looking like an absolute smoke show, I need

to put that thought to the side and focus on my friends ending

this vacation with a bang. -[Chase] This is a cool party.

-Thanks for having us. -[Steph] Yeah, thanks for coming.

-I'm glad you guys came. -Yeah, you look great.

-[Steph] Thank you. -I love that dress.

-[Steph] So do you. -[both] Thank you.

-Thank you. -Yeah.

-Is this your first time here? -It is.

-It is. -You'll have to come back.

I know, I have to. It's so much fun here.

I love it. I was not expecting it.

I don't know what I was expecting, but.

Do you wanna go hang out there? We'll come back later.

-Let's go out there, yeah. -[Steph] OK, let's go.

[Steph laughs]

I don't know. Clearly, I'm a little excited.

What do you want?

-[Chase] Tequila. -[Steph] Tequila?

Can we get two Patrón shots, please?

The situation with Sammy was a [bleep] roller coaster.

And now there's this guy who's hot and nice

and clearly seems interested.

I think it's the perfect way to end this vacation.

-Thank you. -[woman] I have a Playboy bunny on the back of my car.

Yeah, I'd love to

I'm gonna go get in my bathing suit.

[Parker] We can finally have, like, a little, like,

alone time. What are you looking for?

-My bathing suit. -This is your room?

Yeah, it's messy. Sorry.

Take your pants off.

I wanna see what the boxers look like.

Can I give you a kiss?

♪♪

[Krista] I really do wanna go in the hot tub.

[Parker] All right, let's go in the hot tub.

[Steph] OK, so I know you're a personal trainer.

Do you do anything else?

I sell solar with my buddy Garrett.

Sells -- wait, that's cool. You guys work together?

We do.

Taurus. Are you Sagittarius?

-I am. -Sagittarius?

-Oh, you're good. -Tarius -- whatever it's called.

I have a friend that's November 26th,

so that's how I know. -OK.

Yeah.

Yeah, I've been meeting, like, Sagittariuses

all the time. It's kind of cool.

-Really? -Lately, yeah.

-Do you, uh, are you a raver? -No, not really.

Like, Hunter's is the first time I've been to, like, a club.

-[Chase] Really? -Yeah.

'Cause, I don't know, I'm like, I don't want asses in

my face all the time.

Hunter's was fun, though.

-Do you guys go there often? -[JJ in distance] No, I'm serious.

-That was those guys' first time. -Really?

But I used to go there with my mom, 'cause she had

friends there. -Wait, you went there with your mom?

-Yeah, multiple times. -That's amazing!

Are you and your mom really close, I'm guessing?

-We're pretty close. -If you went there with your mom.

-Yeah. -That's cool.

-I'm close with my mom, too. -That's nice.

Yeah.

-[Parker] You look beautiful. -Thank you.

Wait, hold on.

[Parker] Oh. Oh.

Yeah, I love it.

I, at this point, just want to

get Parker away from everybody else.

I think that the hot tub is a perfect spot for us to go.

[Parker] Cheers.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Like, I think I just got your whole bibliography

through your eyes.

You're very intelligent, you know that?

-Oh, my gosh. -[gasps] Krista's in a hot tub?

-See him wearing my swimsuit? -Oh, wow.

[Steph] Where are you going? Please don't burn.

OK.

-[Sammy] Bro, my favorite shoes. -[Chase] Oh, yeah.

[Sammy] Here.

Are you safe right here, you think?

-[Natasha] I think so. -[Sammy] I think I have long legs.

[party chatter]

You guys know me.

Normally, I'm the one that goes after what I want.

But this time, I wasn't even trying to put the moves on

Natasha, and look where she is.

I think the idea of saying less is actually working.

-[woman #1] Both. -[party chatter continues]

[woman #2] OK, that's cute.

-How do I do this? -[woman #3] You have to get moist first.

-You need to get moist. -[Sammy] See?

Lookie, you make me blush, I make you laugh.

-I love it. -I love it.

I like it a lot.

Gotta say, it feels pretty good to be able to make out

with Chase right in front of Sammy.

A little bit of taste of his own medicine.

Maybe just a little.

Let's go take a shot. You good?

[Sammy] Let's all do a shot.

-[woman #1] Wait! -[JJ chants] Body shot!

-[all join] Body shot! -[man #1] Let's do it.

[woman #2] Music!

[Sammy] Ah, I can climb up here. We're not worried.

[all chant] Body shot! Body shot!

[woman #1] Garrett. You're so funny!

[overlapping chatter]

I've been doing planks all day just for this.

[woman #1] Oh, perfect!

Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck!

-Suck, suck! -[all cheer]

[JJ] Yeah!

You gotta do what you gotta do.

This is me just trying to be a good party host.

-Wait, wait, wait. -[man #1] Salt, tequila.

-[Sammy] Garrett! -[JJ joins] Garrett!

Garrett! Garrett!

-Garrett! -[Sammy] Garrett!

Get in there, bro!

Hey!

Oh!

-[woman #1] Whoo! -[Sammy] What was that?

Oh.

Whoo!

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I've been looking all week for this ♪

♪ I've been looking for this ♪

[party chatter]

-Ladies. -[Steph] Thank you.

[JJ] Wait, do you really? Aw, Jahmani.

[Steph] It's been great spending time with you.

-Nah, it's been great, too. -[Steph] It's really been great.

See you later. Y'all be safe.

I got a red-eye to catch.

Saying goodbye to him, things are definitely awkward,

because I was feeling guilty of, like, flirting with Garrett

in front of him.

[Jahmani] Be safe, all right?

[JJ] Jahmani is a great guy.

He's sweet. He's kind.

But I don't know what I want right now, and it's very

confusing, and I feel like it wouldn't be fair to Jahmani.

[JJ] What?

What?

All I've ever wanted to let you know is...

Don't make me cry.

You deserve the absolute world.

You are so great. And the fact that, like, you

allowed me to, like,

I don't know, show you the fact that you deserve love.

I want you to love at the end of the day

'cause you're so beautiful. -Stop.

-And I love you so much. -I love you.

-And I love you so much. -Thank you for, like --

And I'll be honest, I'll be honest, you've been flirting

with whoever, it honestly hurts me, 'cause I'm like,

she deserves the best. -No.

Thing is, it's nothing serious.

It is a sweet moment, but also, too,

there's layers of it.

Is he feeling like this because he knows that I have

a crush on him?

Or was he feeling this before he knew?

So there's just a lot of mixed emotion

that's happening right now.

And...

he has a girlfriend.

Don't make me cry. Stop.

Stop.

[giggles] [bleep]

[overlapping party chatter]

Buddy, no, let me --

No, here. Let me sign it.

I don't wanna leave.

I want to do a shot!

I want to do a shot!

[man#1] Whoa!

[all cheer]

[man #2] Oh!

[JJ] Oh, my.

Is it hot in there?

-It's very hot. -Yeah?

-Oh, it's really -Super [bleep] hot.

That's why I'm putting my feet in.

No, I'm gonna put my bikini on.

[Krista] You're going in?

[JJ] Yeah, I'm gonna put my bikini on.

Oh, I wanna go in now again.

-I shot my shot. -Yeah?

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Oh [bleep].

♪♪

You know what? Steph's found someone tonight.

Krista's found someone tonight.

So maybe it wouldn't be terrible if I had my own hookup

tonight after all.

-[man #1] Cheers, everyone! -Let's go!

♪♪

I feel so bad watching John watch JJ make out.

I can tell that he's crushed right now.

It's bothering him. It's written all over his face.

[Chase] All right, all right, all right.

[Steph] Let's go, boys.

-[man #1] Qué onda, güey? -[man #2] Qué onda, güey?

What happened here? What happened here?

-[Steph] Well, explain it. -Yeah, can you explain to me?

And...

Oh.

[Parker] Do you have like a hair dryer

that I can put on the hottest setting?

-[Krista] I do, actually. -[Parker] Can I?

[Krista] Yeah.

[Krista coughs]

[bleep]

[Garrett] All right, let's go.

[Steph giggles]

[John exhales] [bleep]

[Natasha] I don't wanna leave.

I don't want you to leave either, but I just wanted --

-[Natasha] Soon. -[Sammy speaks]

Tonight, I learned that I don't need to go looking for

love, because love found me.

Say less!

Maybe that's the lesson I learned on this vacation.

♪ Sammy met a new girl ♪

♪ Aly, I still love you ♪

♪ Right now ♪

♪ It's all you get ♪

♪ You better seize this moment ♪

♪ 'Cause it's all you get ♪

[Krista blows nose]

The last time I saw you and Chase, you guys were in bed.

Details now. Please.

You know, we talked, held hands.

Sure.

-You were a good girl. -I'm an angel, always.

Have fun, boys.

The boys left last night.

They didn't sleep over.

You gotta keep them wanting more, you know?

-Got it. -[John] Disgusting.

How many of us were there in this hot tub?

Um, at least 15 at one point, I feel like.

-[Steph] Yeah. -[JJ] Yeah.

[John speaks]

[overlapping party chatter]

[sighs]

♪ Yeah ♪

-[Steph] Sammy. -Yeah, what's up?

Do you have the plastic piece that was with this?

I don't think I had it with it.

[Steph] Really?

[Sammy] Uh-oh.

Do you think I'll get stopped at TSA with nipple clamps?

Well, I think you should just put it in your checked bag.

[Sammy] Nah, I like risking it for the biscuit.

You ready to go home?

-Not really. -Me neither.

It's gonna be nice going home, but...

[Steph] It's gonna be sad.

I'm gonna be missing you guys every time I wake up

in the morning. -I know.

Coming into this trip, Steph and I had to figure out

our situationship.

-You're gonna make me cry. -[Sammy] I appreciate you.

I love you, too.

But leaving now, I think we have a closer bond.

-Well, we figured it out. -Figured it out.

And I don't think our story's done yet.

[Krista] Did you get a chance to tell John, like,

how you feel about him? -[JJ softly] No.

[normally] I -- I think you should tell John

how you feel before we leave.

Um, uh.

No, I don't know.

I'm really going to have to think about what I'm gonna

say to John when we say goodbye.

But I'm scared.

What's the worst that could happen?

I just don't wanna go home with regret.

[Sammy] Everything.

-The bad smell was... -[John] Yeah, I'm good, too.

-Let's go wait -- -Yowdy.

-Let's go wait for the girls. -Bye, Palm Springs.

Boys side, you've been great.

Gosh, you guys always have a lot of baggage.

-Color-coordinated, too. -Sorry.

[Sammy] Here, let's go. Got you guys.

I'll get the golf bag.

[John] No matter what happens within this friend group,

we're all gonna understand each other.

We all share the same similarities growing up

as little people.

We live in an average sized world, and that's what

binds us.

We love each other. You're my big sis.

OK, you still gotta wait a little bit

before you say that.

[JJ speaks]

You were there for me at the lowest point in my life.

-I will always forgive you. -[Sammy] Yeah.

And I always wanna be there for you.

-[JJ speaks] -I love you.

I love you guys.

[John] There's such a strong foundation within

this friend group.

And because of that, we are great together.

And as crazy and messy as this friend group is,

we're always gonna stick by each other.

-I love you so much, sweetie. -[Steph] I love you.

[John] Thank you so much for coming on this trip.

[Steph] Of course. Thanks for planning all this.

I know. I needed you here.

You know that.

Thanks for teaching me how to climb the shelves.

-That's what I do, man. -[Krista] Hell yeah.

Sometimes. Thank you for being you.

Heading forward from here, I don't know what'll happen.

An orgy.

All I know is I love you so much.

I'm so proud of you and how great you've

handled everything.

And so I'm glad we were able to connect.

This trip was absolutely amazing.

You've made me feel safe, and I, like, I like that.

And your girlfriend is really lucky to have you.

-I appreciate that a lot. -And...

-Right. -So...

Um, yeah.

-It means a lot... -[JJ] Yeah.

...to know that someone as incredible

as you would even look at a man like me.

-You know? -Yeah.

You never know what's next.

All right, guys, we gotta go. Let's go.

-Bye. -Bye.

Oh, God, something --

it's gonna blow up in my face.

I just already know it.

[bleep]

The next vacation will be very interesting.

Well, then there's two, buddy.

I was gonna go call my girlfriend.

I don't know what to do.

Like, [bleep].

[phone rings]

[John] Um, we need to talk.