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Sakeasi.

Yeah. Go ahead.

You were supposed to check in
five minutes ago. What are you doing?

I"m chilling, man. I"m on my lunch break.

Everything is fine. Just fine.

Rules are rules, Sakeasi. Every 30 minutes.
No excuses.

Yeah. Sure, man. Whatever.

Access authorised.

Damn!

Damn it.

That is Australian champagne.

Now, I must"ve said a dozen times
that you will serve French

until they"re too drunk to know
what the hell they"re drinking.

Do you understand?

Do it.

Awesome, sir. Eyes like a hawk.

"Primal Park." Brilliant, sir. Brilliant.

Alan, do I look like a politician?

Just save your sycophantic remarks
till you are back in Washington.

I"m just giving praise where it is due, sir.

I just want you to stop the brown-nosing

Iong enough to do an entry protocol check
with Security for me.

Sir, shouldn"t I be here
when Mr Grant arrives?

-No, I can handle it. He"s my brother-in-law.
-Ex, sir.

Yes, I suppose I should count myself lucky
in that respect.

Why do you need his money?
I mean, the Japanese are falling all over...

It"s not his money.

I want him to covet what I have.

I want him to crawl to me on his hands
and knees and beg me to cut him in.

And I want to see him weep
when I cut him off.

Might sound heartless, Alan, but it"s not.
I mean it in a caring way.

-Now get your shiny little butt out of here.
-Okay.

Oh, and, Alan, get it right.

Do you have any idea how much is riding
on the success of this presentation?

No, I don"t. Well, not exactly, sir.
I"m not strong with figures.

$872,423,000.

And not that it matters, 42 cents.

Well, you certainly
have a way with figures, sir.

You can"t help yourself, can you?

Just remember, if anything goes wrong,
I mean anything, you"re toast.

And you, my fiscally challenged friend,

will be freezing your butt off
back in Washington

faster than you can say,
"Where are my Guccis?"

Now go.

Sakeasi checked in yet?

No, not yet.

He"s at Gate 21, right?

Area 21, Gate 4.

Well, he"s late.

-ls he on the booze again?
-No, most assuredly not.

Ms Savannah, he"s my best friend.
I can vouch for him.

Yeah, that"s what l"m afraid of.

Grant, delighted you could make it.

Niles,

you know that I would never miss
the opportunity to see you fall on your face.

Speaking of which, how"s your portfolio?

I understand
that you were crushed in the market.

"Buy low, sell high"
is a concept you find difficult?

You should upgrade your spies, Grant.

Look around.
Nothing could be further from the truth.

The truth? Now that is a concept I know
you have difficulty with.

So, l"m supposed to be seeing something
here but l"ve something you should see.

Don"t stand too close to him.
He"s liable to drool on you.

Niles. Autumn.

-Delighted.
-Very nice to meet you.

My sister suffered the great misfortune
of being married to him.

It was the most painful
three months of her life.

Three months.

She said, "That"s it. That"s long enough."

I gotta tell you, rarely have I seen a divorce
that was so delightful.

I mean, I was actually moved to tears.
Of joy.

You know, Grant, I think we can do without
the Leave it to Beaver reminiscences.

Haven"t known a family this close
since the Mansons.

-Please.
-Thank you, Niles.

-Code orange.
-We got a code orange on Gate 4.

There"s been endless trouble
with that control box.

-lt"s a false alarm for sure.
-Yeah, it looks like it.

Okay, so you"re gonna
go down and check it out?

That won"t be necessary. This is the eighth
time it has malfunctioned this week.

We"ll replace the whole unit
in the next service.

Okay, so what if there is something wrong?

-Okay, this could cost me my job.
-Yeah, we should be so lucky.

Guys!

Alan, if you wanna go down there,
be our guest.

But the protocol is three failures in
one week, replace at the next service, okay?

Nobody gives a rat"s ass about security
around here.

"Nobody gives a rat"s ass about security
around here."

Hey, how"s it going?

Hi, guys.

-Okay, why"re these dudes wearing dresses?
-lt"s tradition, dumbass.

God, Kirk, do you have to embarrass us
the second we get here?

All l"m saying is I didn"t fly
halfway around the world

to see some guys in drag.

I came to see some topless native chicks.

Wow, our only jock turns out to be a pig.
Why am I not surprised?

-Let me take that for you.
-Because this pig has the goods.

The power envelope that we"ve all been
waiting to open.

And who do they trust to hang on to it?
The jock.

Maybe I should just rip it up.

Moron, l"ll hold on to that.
This maybe a joke to you but it"s not to me.

Don"t let him get to you.
He wants to win just as much as we do.

Yeah, I guess you"re right, Alys.

Brains are what is needed to win
this whole thing.

Yeah, you"re right. And he was standing
behind the door when they passed them out.

I am so over muscles.

Smoke detected.

Smoke alarm.

-Where?
-South wing.

Service Tunnel 7.
There shouldn"t be anyone down there.

Show me.

Bring it in a little bit closer.

There"s your culprit.

It"s Brian. Damn.

Brian, it"s Savannah. Come in.

Brian, put the torch away.

Either he can"t hear you
or he"s ignoring you.

Yeah. Brian, you set the alarm off.
Niles doesn"t want any problems today.

Cheeky fellow. He is ignoring you.

You think?

Well, l"m afraid l"ll have to kill him.

Shoot him in the head, Ms Savannah.
Little less blood to clean up.

Robbie.

Great to see you.

-How"s your father?
-He"s fine, sir. He sends his regards.

Well, welcome to Valalola.

I"m Niles Green.
I"m the manager, the owner and your host.

-l"m impressed.
-So you should be.

Come on, let"s get you checked in.

This way.

Okay, listen up, guys, l"m supposed to
personally read the instructions

when we get here so...

Alaina, if you don"t mind.

Touch me again, Kirk,
and you"ll be deader than disco.

All right. "Welcome to
the Annual Phi Beta Scavenger Hunt.

"Our new pledges, along with those
of our sister sorority house,

-"have 24 hours from..."
-From the time we finish these drinks.

Okay, fine. From the time we finish
these drinks "to complete their mission.

-"Hand out envelopes to each."
-No. No. See, that"s a parenthetical.

You don"t read that part.
You just hand out...

I know what a parasitical is, okay? Here.

Don"t open them until I tell you to.

"lnside each envelope is a card
with the name of an object

"that exists on..."

-Valalola.
-"lsland."

"Here are the rules. There are no rules.

"You may bribe, beg, borrow or steal
in order to find your assigned object.

"Those who succeed will pledge.

"Those who fail define themselves
as inferior collegiate

"peons unworthy of intercourse with
Phi Beta brothers and sisters."

Open your envelopes.

"A conch shell."

What"s that?

It"s like one of those big shells
that you blow like a trumpet.

You"ve got them in those
Tarzan movies and stuff.

Great. What did you guys get?

I got "an antique ceremonial shell spear."

Why would you wanna spear shells?

No, it"s a spear with shells on it, bozo.

"The bowl from a cotton candy machine."

"A cannibal fork"?

Way to go.

In your dreams.

Mine says "a box of M-80s." What"s an M-80?

Firecrackers. Like cherry bombs.

Back home we used to tie them
to bullfrogs and blow "em...

Oh, Kirk, you know, you are living proof
that the human race is evolving

backwards.

You know what? Your attitude sucks,
Goth girl. You know that?

Read my lips, beefcake,
a Goth"s attitude is supposed to suck.

Guys, let"s not bicker and fight
over who killed who, okay?

Don"t worry about it, it"s nothing serious.

Yeah, that"s what they said
about the plague.

Hey.

Hello!

Wow.

Casual Friday?

With accessories.

Video 3 disabled.

What the...

Wow.

False alarm, my ass.

-Security, this is Alan.
-Go ahead.

False alarm, my ass, we"ve got a genuine
code orange here.

Okay, we"ll check it out.

Oh, nice.

I hate that song.

Come on, tiger.

Savannah, are you still tied up down there?

Not at the moment. What"s up?

We"ve got a problem.
There"s a confirmed breach at Gate 4.

I"ll be right there. Shit!

Oh, check that out.

-Oh, man!
-We"re totally porked.

This would be the only place
that"d have a cotton candy machine.

Who knows what else.

But, hey, the rules are
is that there are no rules.

Think you can hack the security system?

Yeah, maybe.

I mean, I used to hack into hotels
in high school.

You know, get free rooms for friends,
but what do you want me to do? It"s closed.

Let"s go.

Oh, nice. Nice.

All right.

-Nope. Looks like we"re out of luck.
-Well, let"s make some luck.

Dude, what"re you doing?

-The fragile X gene at work.
-The what gene?

Fragile X.

It"s a very rare gene, although it is found
in 92% of people in jail.

Figures.

As they say in ltaly, voil�!

One. Two. Three.

I am so over criminal behaviour.

You know, there might be the kind of stuff
we"re looking for in there.

I guess beg, borrow and steal
now includes breaking and entering.

Let"s go.

Sachariah.

Tell me the cats are here.

Shoot!

There has been a systems failure
down at one of the gates.

They were due back for feeding
half an hour ago.

Are they fairly regular?

Like clockwork, usually.

-So, why the hell aren"t they here?
-Maybe they"ve eaten already.

What?

There"s wild pigs out there.
All kinds of stuff for them to eat.

Don"t worry, Savannah, they"ll be back.

This is from the cellar
of a particularly conceited young duke.

We were locked in a game of baccarat
in Monte Carlo.

We each bet something we prized dearly.

My Lear jet against his wine cellar.
Guess who won?

The duke, he didn"t care.

He"d stolen it from lmelda Marcos,

which is the least l"d expect from a family
that had been filthy rich for 800 years.

And rich is what l"m gonna be
when my park opens.

Hi, very nice to meet you.

-Lovely party.
-Yeah.

Ladies, gentlemen, investors.

I"m Niles Green.

And I"m honoured by your presence
as we celebrate the completion

of Valalola Primal Park, stage one.

Oh, yeah! That"s gorgeous!
Well done. Well done.

Bravo.

Fiji, and this, our very own private island.

It"s the perfect testing ground

for a concept in live entertainment,
which is unique, exciting,

at the very cutting edge
of the veterinary and genetic sciences.

And need I say something,
which I firmly believe...

His accent is very impressive,
don"t you think?

...investment you have ever made.

All right!

By next spring, our five-star resort
will connect to a midway

with the most spectacular rides
and our special attraction.

The world"s most unique zoo,

featuring the most
astounding living creatures

ever seen by modern man.

I don"t want to blind you
with too much science,

but what I"m about to share with you,
you must keep secret for the moment.

But a recent breakthrough in the genetic
multiplication of mitochondrial DNA

has led to our first major success
here at Valalola.

And in the next six months,
I"m assured by my scientific team

that multiple replications
will indeed have been carried out.

Now, what does all this mean?

It means, my friends,
that visitors to this island

will see a world
that mankind has not glimpsed

for nearly a million years.

"Genetic miracles reasonably priced. "

And for you, the investor, the chosen one,

a happy band of fiscal brothers,

an endless stream of unimaginable wealth.
Is that good?

There"ll be dollars, ducats and shillings,
shekels, roubles and yen, and francs,

pesos, pesetas, euros,
the new kid on the block,

and let"s not forget
our old humble friend the zloty.

A tidal wave of cash
rolling into your private...

No, ultra-private, uber-private,
numbered Austrian bank account,

which I will give as a gift
to every single one of you

who invests with me in this dream.

You come with me on this journey.

And when they write
the financial history of the 21st century

they will start with your names.

Primal Park!

Primal Park!

Splendid to see you. How are you?
Good to see you. Thank you so much.

It is so exciting. Thank you. My pleasure.

Hi, welcome. Welcome indeed. Thank you.

Please. Wonderful to see you.
Please invest. Valalola Primal Park.

How are you? Good to see you. Thank you.

Great to see you. How are you?
Thank you so much.

It is so exciting. Indeed.
Thank you. Thank you so much.

Ladies, gentlemen.
Food, wine, help yourselves.

The office is open.

Bring your chequebooks.
We"re open for business.

Thank you very much.

Sir, excuse me. We have a problem.

We"ve got a code orange on Gate 4
and the cats haven"t returned to their pen.

So?

So I recommend that we lock down the park.
Remove the guests. Get them off the island.

Oh, no, no, no. I mean...

Ruining the investors" celebration
is not an option.

Savannah, my reputation
and your ass is on the line here.

Sir, l"m sorry.

These people are in imminent danger.

This is Primal Park.
Danger"s not in our vocabulary.

People could get eaten.

The only thing that"s gonna get eaten
around here is some very expensive canap�.

Now I don"t care how you do it.
You get those cats back in their cages.

And you make sure that none of my guests
find out about this.

-But, sir, the...
-Do it.

Fine.

Damn. Swimsuits. Check one.

-He won"t lock it down or evacuate.
-Should have known it.

-The cats aren"t in the cages, right?
-Right.

What if we turn everything in the park on?
Lights, music, PA systems... You name it.

That way, if they"re hiding somewhere,
we can drive "em into the lab.

-Do you still have your Spice Girls album?
-Yeah.

Souvenirs.

Come on.

Unauthorised...

Jerk, you set off an alarm!

Please leave this area...

The doors weren"t wired
and we checked the cameras, remember?

Unauthorised intrusion.

Please leave this area immediately
and report to Security.

Sakeasi, Security. Do you read?

Sakeasi, it"s Savannah. Do you read?

What exactly did Alan say?

Code orange. 21. Gate 4.

Damn it, Sakeasi.

Ms Savannah, he"s my friend.
Let me sort this out.

Okay. Thank you.

We"re totally screwed.
They know we"re here.

Get tough, man. Stop being such a wuss.

Boo!

Keep it down.
God, there"s cameras everywhere.

-Kirk"s right.
-Well, that"s once in a row.

What, did you guys follow us?

So, this must be the place where
they intended us to find all the stuff, right?

First thing we gotta do is shut down
the cameras and alarms

so we can break into these shops.

So, what"s with all this
criminal stuff, anyway?

Why can"t we just pick a lock or something?

It"s not criminal. It"s ROTC.

For him it"s as natural as
pulling the wings off of flies.

Guys, stay here. I think I know what to do.

I"m going with him.

-What are you doing?
-Hush, be quiet.

Oh, damn.

Could you hold this?

Okay. Back up.

Robbie! I think you"ve picked up
some very bad habits.

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas?

So why"d you follow me, anyway?

I thought you might need some help.

My father programmed
some of the basic code for Linux.

You gotta be kidding me.

You must be filthy rich.

No, he signed it away.
Loyalty to the company and all that.

Yeah, my father was the same way.

Yeah, my dad was hardcore.

Wouldn"t even let me date till I was 18.

Oh, probably shouldn"t tell you, but,
l"m 20 and I still haven"t really dated.

But you"re such a nice guy.

-You think so?
-Yeah, I think so.

Watch out.

Nice!

Let"s go.

Sakeasi!

Come on.

Bingo.

This is it.

Bingo. I could plug into
the system right here.

Great. Third one up from the bottom, right?

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Unit disabled.

Unit disabled.

Unit disabled.

Disabled. Disabled. Disabled.

Right. Listen up. I need a conch shell.

So let"s all spread out
and check all the souvenir shops.

Time out, bozo. This isn"t just about you.

Yeah, no kidding, Kirk. You are so selfish.

My God, we"ve all got things to find here.
And the clock"s ticking.

And life would be so much simpler
if you would just stop whining.

Hey, you guys,
Robbie shut down the entire system.

Cameras, security, the lot.

See, I told you I knew what I was doing.

You didn"t do it, jackass. He did.

Anybody could have hacked this place.

They used the name of their hotel
as the password.

The security sucks.

Security? Security, come in please.

Robbie"s got the cotton candy thing.
Alaina"s got the spear,

Alys needs the box of M-80s

and my favourite chick
in the whole entire world,

Collette, needs the cannibal fork.

Through the head if you ask me.

I think we should split up into teams.

Alys and Robbie, me and Collette.

-Whoa! One of you chicks goes with me.
-Uh-huh, Kirk.

Grown-ups only on our team.

Well, you better make it fast.

I mean, once they find out the alarms are off

this place is gonna be crawling
with security dudes.

Stupid, freaking, loser chicks.

This isn"t good. Power"s down.

Savannah here. I need a signal check.
Anyone read?

It must be the transmitter.

That means that the cats can get out
at any one of these gates.

You know what?
I think this power failure has just happened.

That means there"s a good chance
they"re all still inside here, all right.

This ought to keep "em down
until you get all these gates tied off.

Yeah. Hey, Brian.

-Heads up, right?
-Right.

You, too.

Don"t shoot!

Damn, you scared the hell out of me!

The power"s down on the security system.
I can"t reach base.

I know. Savannah"s tying up the gates.

-You see any of the cats?
-I got lucky.

It looks like they were worn out
from hunting pigs most likely.

I sounded the horn. Both went
into their cages without a shot.

Yes! I gotta say it again.

You Fijian warriors have
it all over us pale white guys.

Oh, that"s good.

Well, we"re not sure what"s going on.
It could be a virus. We don"t know.

Well, is the backup power on?

Well, yeah, but it"s weird. I mean,
it"s on in some areas and not in others.

Dance with me.

I paid $2.8 million for that system.
Just get it going.

-And there is something else.
-What?

-No, maybe I shouldn"t say.
-No. Come on, come on, out with it.

Well, the new technician, he told me
some gossip about you and the lady.

What?

Give me a break, you"ve got a problem
with Savannah and l?

No, no, no, my friend. It"s just that...

But what do you know about the men
who worked here before and who...

-Who what?
-Nothing, but...

We Fijians are,
what you might say, superstitious.

We believe in a magic
between people, good and bad and...

Well, three men in a row came into
a relationship with your beautiful lady

and all three are no longer here.

-Where"d they go?
-All three died.

-What?
-ln terrible, horrible ways.

So, you think that Savannah had
something to do with this?

Of course not.

She"s the sweetest,
finest American woman l"ve ever known,

but her first lover was killed
by an anaconda.

He died in excruciating pain.

The second was electrocuted,
his arm caught in high-tension wires,

and the third, the one she was to marry,
in a bizarre gardening accident.

He fell from a tree when the men below
were swinging their machetes

and took his head clean off.

You think l"m gonna be the fourth guy?

As I said, some would say it"s superstition.

-Others would say it"s...
-Say it"s what?

The evil eye.

The evil eye.

The evil...

What do you know about exotic poisons?

Nothing.

-Where"s Sakeasi?
-Home by now.

I warned Sundip that l"d fire him
if he didn"t give up drinking.

I"d guess he took him home
so he could sleep it off.

What"s the problem with the power, Brian?

Batteries on the plasma screen
are running down.

And l"ve got 200 bottles
of very expensive wine

reaching an undrinkable temperature
up there.

Plus, l"ve heard enough damn Fijian music
to last me three lifetimes.

-You get the power working. You get it now.
-Yes, sir.

-Can you get them to shut up?
-Not while you"re around.

They sense
when someone doesn"t like them.

What"s that supposed to mean?

They"re everything to me.

Every cent l"ve got is tied up in there.

They"re my licence to print money.
I love them, damn it!

The power, you fix it.

Sounds like he"s off their Christmas list.

All right.

All right. I"ll get this side.
You take that side.

-I found it.
-No way.

-I did. I found it.
-No freaking way.

Oh, my God. This is it.

-Oh, my God.
-This is it. Here.

Make sure you get the whole thing,
all right?

-Ready?
-Ready.

Cheese.

-You got it?
-Yeah.

Let me see.

I did the calculations of the odds of,
of winning that...

Come on, let"s go.

Quit it.

It"s totally crashed.

All right, now I get to tell Niles that he paid
$2.8 million for this piece of crap.

Oh, well...

Since we"re at loose ends maybe

I can take care of something else.

Oh, yeah.

-Are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah.

No. I"m crazy about you.

I was too forward, wasn"t l?
I was afraid I would turn you off.

I really like you, Brian. I"m sorry.

It"s not that. I heard things, you know...

-My evil eye?
-Yeah.

-And you believe what they say?
-No, of course not. I...

It"s just that you lose one boyfriend
and that"s a tragedy.

You lose three boyfriends
and it looks like carelessness.

It was a coincidence.

-You afraid?
-Me? No.

You know,
this is the first l"ve heard about it.

Maybe l"m just gonna need some time
to mull it over, or buy some life insurance.

Look, maybe you don"t know
what it"s like to be blamed

for the terrible things in your life
that you have no control over.

Or maybe you"re just like every other
stupid, insensitive male.

Either way, l"m gonna go have a drink.
Feel free not to join me.

Brilliant speech, Niles,

but it"s gonna take more than your
usual ration of bull to impress me.

I"m not trying to impress you.
Just want to show you something. Come on.

Come on.

500-room hotel.
Adjoining amusement park and zoo.

That"s it? A hotel and a zoo?

Niles, you"re on the cutting edge here,
my friend.

Of dull. Monumentally dull.

But, then, it would be unfair of me to expect
any kind of original thinking from you.

I"ll tell you what, have your people send
the prospectus to my attorneys.

But wait. There"s more.

Ladies and gentleman,
if you care to follow me.

-Let"s go.
-What"s going on?

Aren"t those, like, old weapons
on the back wall?

Yeah.

Wow!

Cool stuff.

Clubs, hatchets, swords. No spears.

Look over here.

Let"s go.

So, Niles, fess up.

Looks like you managed a fluke here,
but why not? You know, we all get lucky

sooner or later.

You rely on luck, Grant.
Me, I rely on planning.

That"s the difference between us.

No, no, Niles. The difference between us
is really much simpler. It"s the bottom line.

See, if you sell a share of my common stock,

you can buy yourself a brand new Beamer,
fully loaded.

But you sell a share of your common stock,
you might,

just might, get it to stretch
to a bottle of $2 chuck.

Well, you certainly know your wines, Grant.

When Primal Park is franchised worldwide,

you"re gonna be selling your first born
just to buy an option for one share.

I can"t wait to stomp all over your dreams.

You"re gonna need bigger boots.
Much bigger.

Wow!

All right. See how less pixelated this one is.

It"s got so many dots per inch.

Okay, all right. One, two, three...
Three out of five, that"s a start.

Yeah, well, finding cannibal forks
ain"t exactly the slam-dunk it used to be.

So l"m gonna...

Ladies and gentlemen,
if you care to follow me...

Oh, man. Go, go, go, go.

Do be careful, ladies and gentlemen.
It"s still a construction site as you can see.

After you.

You were supposed to come after me.

I mean, I really, really thought
you were gonna come after me.

Well, I didn"t want you to think
that I was chasing after you.

-What?
-I was really out of line back there.

I was a stupid... What"d you call me?

Stupid, insensitive male.

Right, that... Really sorry that I was that.

Okay.

-Do you really mean that?
-Yeah.

I think it"s in the main switchboard.

I think l"m gonna go check it out.

Okay.

Put it down. Let"s go!

What is this place?

Looks like some sort of laboratory.

Robbie, check this out.

-What do you think it is?
-I don"t know.

An incubator?

Awfully big, though, for hatching eggs.

Why would they need an incubator?

Oh, remember all those signs
for an animal park or something?

Maybe this is part
of their animal breeding thing.

-Oh, God. I"m gonna be sick.
-Foetuses.

Probably some prematurely born animals.

This one looks like
some sort of mutated cat.

I gotta get out of here. Now.

Help me! Help me!

Alaina?

-Alaina?
-Help me! Help me!

Alaina?

Alaina?

No!

Hey, where did everybody go?

-What"s that?
-lt"s a conch.

-Okay.
-Great earrings.

Thanks.

-You"re cute. What"s your name?
-Kirk.

-l"m Sharona.
-Oh, as in, My Sharona.

-Wow. Never heard that before.
-Thanks.

So, Kirk, like a drink?

Does a bear dump in the woods?

-Savannah.
-What"s wrong?

The cats are gone.

What? How?

When the power went off
all the doors opened.

Niles and the others are touring the forest.
If the cats are loose...

No, I told Niles not to have
anyone out there.

Okay, we gotta get everyone
back to the hotel.

-Niles invested millions in those animals.
-I don"t care.

I"ve got three staff members
that are missing.

I don"t plan on being number four.

They are too important to destroy.

You don"t have any proof
that they"ve hurt anybody...

I don"t give a damn!

Oh, hey!

What in the hell
are you guys doing down here?

-We got lost.
-Right.

It"s not safe down here, all right.

If you guys have anything to do
with this blackout, I swear...

Hey, don"t look at us! We just wanted
to see the park and we ended up in here.

Yeah, well, that"s trespassing.

I"m gonna let the police on the mainland
sort this one out.

Shoot, this isn"t gonna work.

-Do we really need to involve the police?
-Yeah, we do.

-Hey!
-Run!

Hey! Hey!

-What if he shoots us?
-For trespassing?

Oh, damn, I lost a contact.

-I only got "em last week.
-I know, l"m on my second pair this month.

Stay there!

What"s wrong? Are you guys hurt?

Oh, my God.

How many of you are in here?
She only counts as one.

Just us.

-How many?
-Five.

-Five?
-There were five.

-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God...
-Where are the others?

-We don"t know.
-Stop the bullcrap, okay!

Unless you wanna end up like that or worse.

-There"s a worse than that?
-Yeah.

Smaller pieces.

-What did that?
-You don"t wanna know.

I"ll tell you this, though, it"s still out there.

You gotta do something.
We gotta get out of here.

Let"s go out this way. Watch your step,
though. This blood"s real slippery.

You might fall and hurt yourself. Go.

Come on.

There we are.

Niles.

-l"ve seen enough.
-Well, that"s unfortunate.

There"s still something
I think you"d want to see.

I think not.
Autumn, grab your things, we"re out of here.

You know, Grant, l"m not feeling very well.

Maybe we could have some privacy
and I could sit down for a while.

There"s a couch in my office.

Brian, come in.

-l"m worried.
-He"s a big boy.

It"s a big cat.

Come on. Go. Go!

Robbie"s computer!

He"s got to be around here somewhere.

I mean, he"d die before he"d leave this
lying around.

Brian, come in.

Please, give me a status on the power.
Something.

What? Okay, say again.

Where the hell are you?

Sachariah, hold on.

Looks like one of yours.

-Robbie!
-God!

-You all right?
-I think so...

-Must have locked myself in...
-Thank God you"re okay.

But Alaina, she"s...

It just came out of freaking nowhere.
There was nothing I could do.

All right, cry. Nobody"s blaming you.
It"s all right.

I"m blaming me!

I just let her run out there and get torn up
and I gotta live with that.

Come on. Let"s get you out of here.

Here you are. You all right?

Please, make yourself comfortable.

-Glass of water?
-That would be nice.

-You all right, Autumn?
-l"ll be fine, honey.

-There you are.
-Thank you.

So, Niles, let"s cut the crap.
What do you really have going on here?

It"s called Smilodon fatalis.

What? What fatalis?

Smilodon. It"s a prehistoric cat.
Born and bred right here on the island.

You know the best part?
Weighs 785 pounds. It"s...

Niles, even by your standards
that sounds like pure bull.

A prehistoric cat?

It"s what you today would incorrectly call
a sabretooth tiger.

Not one, but two. Male and female.

Both perfect breeding specimens.

I"ve got two words for you, Niles.

Impossible.

You know, anyone with a chemistry degree
can do cloning these days.

You know, the real trick is
acquiring the base material.

The DNA.

You see, it"s assumed that DNA is lost
in fossilised material. That"s not true.

We"ve succeeded.
Results speak for themselves.

I"ve never really liked you, Niles,
but if what you"re telling me is true...

It is true.

-And you can"t have it.
-Well, everything"s negotiable.

Like the time you tried the hostile takeover
bid for my TV network.

Oh, but you didn"t really want it.

You just wanted to see me spend
all my cash defending a takeover.

But that was a business decision.
It wasn"t personal.

So is this.

Excuse me, sir.
The investors are ready to sign.

-Well, find Alan. I"m busy.
-I can"t find him.

If you"ll excuse me.

Niles, I don"t believe you have them.

You"re not smart enough to pull this off.

You stick around. You"ll see how smart I am.

Autumn, let"s go. Time to earn your pay.

So, where do you think the safe is?

Well, unless he"s had a brain transplant
and expanded his mental capacity,

he would normally keep them
in some fake books behind his desk.

Okay, stay close.

Back, back, back...

Oh, God.

I love somebody who"s so predictable.
You can open that, right?

Please.

I tell you, if Niles" brains were dynamite,
he couldn"t even blow his nose.

Oh, I would love to be a fly on the wall

when he discovers all his research patents
and secrets are all over the lnternet for free.

-You really can open that, right, Autumn?
-Grant...

I"ll do the singing, you sell the orange juice.

Right.

Follow me.

Get in there! You close the door.
Don"t go back.

Hey!

It"s kind of public...

-I said it"s too public.
-Okay, okay.

You guys all right?

So, is that it?

Is that what...

Yeah, that"s what tore your friend"s head off
back there, I think.

There"s another one out there.

Wait. Another one?

Bigger one. Male.

Let"s go this way. Come on, follow me.
Stay close.

Bingo.

Oh, Autumn.

You are really something.

All his backup data, all his files...

You know, thanks to you,
everything he knows, I know.

Autumn, does that look like
a billion dollars to you?

Come on, darling,
time to make a graceful exit.

This private enough?

I gotta get out of these wet clothes.

Hey, help! Help!

Hey! Watch where you point that thing.

-Where have you been?
-A barbeque.

Thank God you"re okay.
Savannah"s worried sick.

-She safe? Is she all right?
-Yeah.

-Who the hell are they?
-College kids.

There"s little bits of one around the corner.

The cats, how often do you feed them?

Once a day.
About 30, maybe 40 pounds of fresh meat.

Your friend back there, what did she weigh?

What the hell kind of a question is that?

I"m just trying to help, okay?

-Anyone know how to use a gun?
-Yeah. I love guns.

Please.

Okay, but I have to tell you there could be
more than one roaming around out there.

There were two and I killed one.
Unless l"m missing something.

You start with two, you blow one up
you end up with one.

I hate to be the one to break this to you,
we bred three.

Three. Three. Three minus one...

Niles kept it caged
in the genetic research laboratory.

Something went wrong when they cloned it.

It"s a giant ugly bastard.
Weighs about a ton.

-That"s a lot of pussy.
-lt looks like your worst nightmare.

The whole back half of its body
is like Jell-O.

Drags itself around on its front legs.

It"s slow. So you won"t have any problems
unless it gets you cornered at night.

Wait. Wait. Wait.
Go back there to the earlier bit.

-Drags itself around on its front legs?
-Yeah. I can handle that.

Does this have anything to do
with the dead freaks in the jars?

Yes, but this one lived.
I tried to warn Niles, but he wouldn"t listen.

They don"t just kill to eat.

We ran some tests.
Turns out that the cats are bulimic.

They love to eat
but they can"t keep their food down.

They kill, they eat, then they throw up.

That explains the abnormal number
of body parts.

They like to kill more than they like to eat.

And we know they love to eat.

Here, it makes a big first impression.

So do you recommend a body shot
or straight to the head?

About here is a good start.

All right. Follow me. Let"s go.

-Feeling better?
-She"s fine. We"re leaving.

But you can"t.
You haven"t seen the animals in person yet.

I don"t need to see them in person.
There"s nothing here that interests me.

We are out of here.

-But you can"t.
-Watch me. Autumn.

-Niles.
-What the hell is going on down here?

They"re getting restless.
I don"t know how long I can keep them here.

-There"s a dead girl down there.
-What?

Pieces of her, anyway,
and God knows who else.

All right.

All right. I"ll keep them here.
You go find my cats.

From the tracks that I saw,
they"re headed for Area 15.

It"s warmer there. That"s where l"ll start.

Grant and that little airhead, they"re
running around trying to get off the island.

Well, you better find them.

Look, l"m so close.
Let"s not throw this away.

I mean, the kid...

The money l"m gonna generate,
I can string a court case out for years.

Damn you, Niles. They ripped a kid apart
and you see it as some minor legal obstacle.

I mean, don"t you care just a little?

Savannah, people paint me
as a heartless bastard but l"m not.

You know that.

Now, this whole "kid getting ripped apart
by a tiger" thing, it"ll blow over.

I"m telling you, in two weeks.

The media and the public,
they have an attention span like that.

There is a special place in hell
with your name on it.

Right now, l"ve got
some killing of my own to do.

Hold it here.

Hey.

I just want you to know
that I don"t really think you are a bitch.

Well, that really makes my day.

So, can I ask you a question?
You won"t get mad?

Depends.

Fair enough.

What"s up with the whole Goth thing?

I mean if you want to be a non-conformist,
why dress like all the other Goths?

Because even if there were no other Goths,
l"d still wear black.

I"d still do my makeup like this.

And l"d still listen to music that I like.

Not everyone in a group thinks the same.

-Don"t judge me. Okay?
-Okay.

Bitch.

There"s something down there.

If only we had power,
I could see what I am doing.

I have to tell you something.

You know the whole power failure thing?
Kind of my fault.

-I introduced a virus into the system.
-Nice one, Einstein.

But I think I know
how to get the power back up.

How?

The security room.
The PC"s got backup power.

If I could find a backup disc,
I could reload the system.

Are you nuts?
We"re not going back that way.

It"s worth the risk if we can stop this now.

We"d stand a better chance
if the regular lighting was working.

At least we"d see what we were shooting at.

Brian. Brian, you tell me
this whole damn mess is over.

I hate to be the one to inform you, Niles,
but the fat lady hasn"t sung yet.

Yes, but my cats are unharmed.

Nice to know your heart"s in the right place.

One down, two to go.

-Where"s Savannah? That"s who l"m...
-I don"t know.

Look,

I pay your wages, you listen to me.

You find Savannah.
You find my cats and you keep them safe.

Because these people are worth millions
to me. Do you understand? Millions.

I don"t think you get it. It"s over.
This whole thing is over.

20 feet below us is complete carnage.
It looks like Baghdad. Party over.

I"d give my right arm just for one employee
who didn"t bitch and moan his way

through the whole day.

Damn it.

Oh, man.

-Where the hell are we going?
-Shut up.

You know, Grant,
I can see why you"re so loved.

If I need love, l"ll buy it. Including you.

Dream on, jackass.
Not for all the money in the world.

When we get back,
perhaps I won"t even pay you.

Mr Congeniality.

-What the hell was that?
-lt sounded close.

-Hurry it up, son.
-Okay.

Okay, backups. Backups.
Where do they keep the backups?

Okay. Okay. Okay.

-This has last week"s date on it.
-Let me see.

This is it.

It"s working.

-Sure?
-Yeah.

All right. Always pays to back up.

Lights go on at any...

You hear that?

-Oh, my God.
-l"ve gotta admit, he"s looked better.

Stop the music.

Listen to me, everybody, there are some
very dangerous animals that have escaped.

They"ve already killed two people
and they"re headed in this direction.

Now, I need you to get back to your rooms
immediately and lock the door.

-You"re ruining me, damn you.
-I haven"t started ruining you.

Ladies and gentlemen,
you"ve nothing to fear.

Primal Park is quite safe.

Please, listen. Listen.

Listen to me!

Keep up, damn it.
You don"t want to wind up as Cat Chow.

Bitch.

Keep up, damn it.
You don"t want to end up as Cat Chow.

No! Savannah, no!

Damn you, Niles!

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Come on. Come on.

Come on!

Stop it! I created you, stop it.

Stop it!

So that"s it, right?

We got all three. Yeah?

Yeah, I toasted one of them.

And I think I hit the other one
in the tunnel back there.

He probably crawled away to die.

Oh, God! He may have been an idiot
but he didn"t deserve to die like this.

Wrong place, right time.

Let"s make that the end of the evil eye.
Right?

Right.

Grant?

Grant?

Grant?

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