All language subtitles for sexy museum tour USAC

Don't you want to dance with me?

Don't you want to dance with me?

I want to hold you so bad. I want you so
bad. Don't you want to dance with me?

Special to me. Special to me. Yeah,
yeah, yeah.

Special to me.

Oh,

thank you. It's so nice to have a man
around. It's my pleasure.

I'm Mr. Lewis.

Welcome to our museum.

In today's slide show, I've tried to
highlight several different periods.

Hey, listen to that.

Splendid enthusiasm, boys.

Quiet, quiet.

Afterwards, when you go through our
museum, you can have a little more

understanding of what art is all about.

Look, let's just get started.

Do you have any questions?

Jot them down, and I'll try to answer
them later. No, you can turn out the

light over there for me.

You got it.

All right, quiet, please.

Hey, he's cute.

Hey, Dory.

Why?

Check him out.

Look at that boat.

We've just been around boys. That's a
real man.

He's more your type.

Wow.

He's too old.

His beard probably tickles. He couldn't
get it up in a hundred years.

Hey, he'd be surprised.

Bet you he could outperform Mr. Muscle
back there.

I don't doubt it. Oh, don't be crazy,
sissy.

You couldn't get him up even if you were
Charo. What do you want to bet?

Two weeks allowance.

You're on. Bet.

Bet. Just go along with what I do.

She doesn't feel well.

Oh, dear.

Shall I get the nurse? Yes. No.

No. I've got to go lie down. I'm going
to die.

She's got to lie down. I'll take you to
the... Miss Ginny, can you hold down the

fort here? I'll take her. Nurse.

All right, all right. Wait a minute. Be
quiet.

The rape of the Sabine woman.

This Victorian bronze takes its theme
from the capture of a group of women by

Roman soldiers Notice the total abandon
of the woman in the arms of her captor

In case any of you were interested this
act is how Rome was

populated It represents the attack by
Romulus and his soldiers on the town

of Sabine to gather together wives for
his soldiers

Thus was the sordid beginning of the
greatest Empire the world has ever known

Rome You

You're going to like it.

What do you do with this?

Huh? So what do you do with this?

Suck it.

Suck it.

You whore.

You fucking filthy whore.

Oh.

How deep, huh?

You want it deep? How deep, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Deeper.

Come on.

Good.

You old maid.

Oh, anyone here? Looks like we're all
alone.

I'm sure they'll be back in just a
minute.

People are never here when you need
them.

Oh.

What is it?

Oh, my stomach.

Here, sit down. I'm dying.

I'm dying.

I'm sure it's nothing serious. Probably
just a bad hot dog, maybe.

Oh, Lord, I hope it's not appendicitis.
Does it hurt when I press here?

Oh, just a little bit.

Maybe if you didn't press quite so hard,
it wouldn't hurt.

Well, I'm sure it's not appendicitis.
You would have hit the ceiling.

You know, my screw's kind of tight.
Maybe I should go and take off my

clothes. Maybe I'd feel better.

Well,

all right, then.

I'll go look for the nurse.

Here, put this on.

I'll wait right here.

You're not going to go anywhere.

No, no, I'll stay right here.

Promise? Yes, I promise.

Okay.

You promise?

Oh, yes, I promise.

Okay.

There, how's that better?

Thank you, Mr.

Peterson. I don't know what I ever would
have done if you hadn't have come along.

Oh, it was nothing, really.

Maybe if you rubbed my tummy a little
bit, my cramps would go away.

Yes.

You know what, Mr. Peterson?

I read an old wife's tale where he gets
rid of cramps. Maybe if you

rubbed me like this.

It'll go away faster.

That's nice.

It's doing better already.

Mr.

Peterson!

Doesn't your daddy ever stroke your
pussy?

My daddy's a vulnerable man.

How about your boyfriend?

Would you like to be my boyfriend?

Oh, yes. Right now, especially.

Oh, then let's play doctor.

That's strange.

Your heart's not beating down here. I
think we'd better do something about it.

I think a little bit of mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation's in line here.

What?

Better.

Couldn't be better.

Oh.

Oh.

Is this what they teach you at that
girls' school?

Over, over, over easy.

It's been so long.

Don't touch me.

Oh, Professor.

Oh,

I'm going to take you to class next
year.

The older the better.

I'll give you an A-plus for this one.

Ugh.

He emerged as an artist in the early 60s
in connection with the New York pop art

movement.

And he would take ordinary objects, such
as typewriters, toilets,

pieces of cake, and render them into a
sculptured form.

His early work was considered a reaction
to the crass commercialism of the art

world.

As you'd see, many of his sculptures
appear to be soft and fleshy,

thus giving a very strong sexual

connotation, and in this case, a very
blatant sexual connotation.

Don't make me feel...

No.

No.

No!

Thank you.

Oh.

Huh?

Note the similarity to this 20th century
painter in the delineation of mass, the

resident line, and the use of color.

Modigliani.

the master of sensuality.

If you'll notice his elongated forms and
how they accentuate the live, erotic

nature of his news.

I think Elizabeth likes him.

She's always been teacher's pet.

He was a master of creating a soft, warm
light that emanates from his canvases.

I've never posed for an artist before.

Doing just fine.

Are you comfortable?

Yes.

Don't move.

I'm sorry.

Why did you pick me?

What do you mean?

Well, why did you ask me to sit for you?
I know there are plenty of prettier

girls than I am.

Nonsense.

An artist looks for something more than
just being pretty.

I think that's enough for now. You're
getting fidgety.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.

I'll be all right.

No, no, no. Rest now. We'll work later.

Hey.

Oh.

Oh. I can't feel my feet. They must be
asleep.

See, I told you.

Posing isn't as easy as it looks. I
guess not.

Here, lay back, relax. I'll get the
blood circulating again.

I can

see you've never been with a man before.

Isn't that obvious?

I suppose someday you will.

I suppose I will.

Ever wonder what it might be like?

Yes. No, I mean, it's a sin to think of
such things.

It's not a sin to think about making
love.

Making love is one of the most beautiful
things in the world.

Like painting.

You must think I'm very silly.

I don't think being innocent is silly at
all.

And I don't think that making love is a
sin, either.

I could make it very beautiful for you.

Well, I... It would hurt.

I wouldn't hurt you.

I'd be very gentle.

What are you doing?

You know what I'm doing.

You're very wet.

Please don't.

Let me sit beside you.

Give me your hand.

I want you to feel how hard my cock is.

It's so big.

It would hurt me.

I wouldn't put it in until you're ready.

First, I want to kiss your pussy.

Get it nice and wet.

Open your legs.

Open them wide.

Just relax.

Put your lips around it.

Cover my cock with your mouth.

Kiss it.

Deeper.

I want to go deeper and deeper into your
mouth.

I want to push my cock into your mouth.

Swallow me.

Oh, yeah.

Your mouth is so hot.

Oh, that's a good girl.

I wish you were inside me.

I am inside you.

Explode.

You are inside me.

Oh, what am I feeling? I'm scared.

It's all right. Just relax.

Oh, no. I can't. Relax.

You're coming.

It feels good to come.

Oh, yes.

A man who is good to come to.

Hi. Hi.

Can I help you?

I don't know. Maybe you can.

Well, why don't you come on in and sit
down and make yourself comfortable.

Well, come on in.

Come on.

Please, sit down.

Now, what seems to be the problem?

That's just what my doctor always asks
me.

I assure you, I'm not a doctor.

Oh, I'm glad about that, because I don't
feel like taking my clothes off.

But I do have a doctorate.

What's that?

It's a Ph.D.

Oh.

No wonder your office is so beautiful.

You must be very important.

Well, yes,

I am, actually. I'm a curator.

A who?

A curator. I find things for the museum.

As you can see, I've been all over the
world.

Oh, I just go to school.

What did you say you were?

I'm a curator.

Gee, that sounds super. Going all around
the world looking for treasures?

Pardon me for asking this, but...
Shouldn't a girl like you be in school

now?

Yes, I am.

I'm on a field trip with the Mount
Virginia Art Club.

Mount Virginia Art Club?

It's a girls' school.

That's very nice, but why aren't you
with them now?

You won't believe me if I tell you. I'll
believe you.

I got lost.

Oh, I'll believe it. You see, this is a
very large museum. You can get lost

easily. You can say that again.

This is a large museum.

Well,

I'm not too worried. I have until 3
o'clock to find them.

You do?

Like a drink? I mean, a Coke?

Sure. You got one? Well, I have a
machine right outside.

Your own machine?

Yes.

Wow.

Well, I like to let the rest of the
museum use it now and then.

Oh, hi.

Here's your Coke. Thank you.

This is beautiful.

Oh, yes, isn't it?

It's rice paper, you know.

They make paper out of rice?

Yes, they also make cereal out of it.

Well, I think it's sexy.

You think that's sexy?

Want to see my etchings?

Huh? I have a book here of erotic art.

Japanese erotic art.

Erotic art.

This is sexy.

Please, sit down.

Ready? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Are you kidding?

They really did things like this?

Oh, yes.

To the Japanese, lovemaking is highly
respected, and it's represented in much

of their art, see?

Wow. I thought they were just dirty
pictures.

Some people think of them as dirty
pictures, but to a true artist, these

are... They make me tingle.

How old are you?

Old enough.

No, no, no. How old are you?

A woman never tells her age.

I think the judge will buy that.

Why, do you think I'm too young for you?
Oh, no, no. I love chicken.

Well, do you think...

You're too old for me?

Oh, no, no. I'm the youngest curator in
the museum. In fact, I was at the bottom

of my class.

Oh. I was at the bottom of my class,
too, in school.

But there were some things that I did
learn.

Yes, like what?

Like, for every action, there's a
reaction.

Yes, Newton.

Like, if I touched you there... And if I
were Roman Polanski?

Who? No, no, no. General in London
Napoleon.

Oh.

You went to jail.

Is it working?

It's working.

Does this help?

Oh, yes, that helps a lot.

The judge won't believe it.

I love older men.

Yeah, they're very nice.

You know why?

Because they know how to treat a woman.

Yeah, they do, don't they?

Hi there.

Hi.

What's your name?

Dory. Dory.

I'm Harold Worthington III.

You're such a nice person.

Oh, wow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Better than the rug?

Oh, I don't feel anything on that side
of my body.

You don't?

Our discussion of Impressionism would
not be complete without taking a look at

this work. This happens to be one of my
favorite paintings.

Paul Gauguin rejected his bourgeois
background early in his career and

embarked on a journey in search of the
ideal lifestyle.

Quiet, please. Quiet.

Quiet back here.

He felt a need to return to a more
primitive lifestyle and actually

a paradise.

He found his paradise in Tahiti, and he
also found beautiful women.

His style and form of painting reflects
his...

His fascination for the erotic and
exotic beauty of the Tahitian women.

Don't be afraid. Who are you?

Yeah, I know. I died and I went to
heaven, right?

And you're an angel.

What is an angel?

You are.

For saving my life.

You're weak.

You must lie down.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Where did you find me?

You were lying on the beach, and we
carried you here.

How long have I been here?

Four days.

We've prayed to our gods to make you
well.

Well, you tell your gods I owe them one.

What does that mean?

It means you do something

nice for me, and I'll do something nice
for you.

Where did you learn to speak so well?

The traders.

They come for pearls and fruit.

Traders? Means there'll be ships in and
out of here.

There are no ships now.

Every three moons they come.

Every three moons?

How many moons to go?

Two have passed, but you have fruit, and
we bring you this.

What's that?

That's to wear.

To wear?

You've got to be kidding.

Wait a minute.

I can't wear that.

Thank you.

Don't doubt.

That was fantastic.

Oh, did it feel good?

Do you like that?

I'm in

paradise.

I'm in paradise.

And you walk me home.

I'm in paradise.

What's wrong with you?

Sorry,

sorry.

Quiet, please, quiet, quiet.

Another one

of Gauguin's famous works.

Anyway.

Oh, we saw this one already.

Well,

we have covered many of the important
movements in art history during this

brief lecture.

I've tried to evoke an appreciation for
the sensitivity that moved the artists

to create their masterpieces.

I hope that you'll begin to explore and
express your own creative potential.

Third lights, please.

Thank you.

That concludes the show.

I'm glad that you all settled down to
show an interest in the art that I had

to show you.

Well, that's it. I guess you could go on
through the museum now. Have a good

time.

We will meet back at the bus at 3 p.m.
promptly.

And please, everybody, be careful.

I hope you don't think I'm being
forward, but I'd really like to paint

you sometime.

I was afraid you wouldn't ask.

Good. Why don't I give you a private
tour of the museum and we'll talk about

it. I'd love that.

Do you have any favorite slides?

I have to admit I have a weakness for
Gauguin.

Yes, me too.

I cleaned up the joint and left my
purse. You believe that?

I've been looking for you.

You know what? I just came back to get
my purse.

Yeah, I heard you.

Yeah, I'm a little klutzy.

Oh, no, you're not.

Let me give you a hand.

You look pretty. Yeah, I know.

Anybody coming? Yeah, maybe you.

Oh baby, this is crazy.

I've never done this before.

I can't believe it.

Oh baby.

Fuck it.

Fuck it, baby.

Oh Christ.

Oh Christ, I can't believe we're doing
this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I will.

Oh,

fucking hell.

Yeah, baby.

You should come quick because I'm
getting caught. I'm hurrying, I'm

hurrying.

Thank you.

Bessie. Bessie.

Dory.

Where are they?

Where are they?

Jesus Christ, was that close?

Sure was.

Come on.

3 o'clock We're the white

You want to taste your coke?

Have you seen my shorts?

My shorts, have you seen my shorts? No,
I haven't seen them.

My God,

it's 3 o'clock. Come on, the lecture's
going to be over.

Come on, Professor.

Wait a minute. You go ahead. You go
ahead. And remember, not a word of this

to anyone.

Mr. Peterson!

Oh, you won't believe it. I've been in
the cure ready to go. You're kidding.

Oh, Mr. Peterson. How is Sissy?

Oh, Sissy's fine. I think she maybe had
a bad hot dog or something. But the

nurse gave her bicarbonate and she's
just fine. Oh, that's good. I feel badly

that we couldn't have been together
more.

Hey, Susie.

What? Susie, you owe me two weeks of
allowance.

Yeah, prove it.

It's much more open. Yes. If only we had
some time. I'd love to show you the

nurse's office. Thank you. It would be
nice.

Don't you want to tell a story to me,
girl? I'll tell you why you're

different, why you could be right for
me.

You've been right for me, girl.

You know you're special to me, special
to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know you're special to me, special
to me.