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Tyler, hi.

>> I'm here for a date.

>> Gosh, this silly, come on in.

I guess I'll find a place and some water for these.

>> Okay.

>> Why, let me get your coffee.

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>> Well, I can't remember the last time someone got me

flowers.

>> Really?

You deserve it.

>> Thank you.

>> Of course, it's purple, color of royalty.

>> That's very sweet, very thoughtful.

Listen, I don't know what got into me last night.

I got completely carried away.

I mean, betting on when my son's friend did a bachelor

charity auction,

it's not really my style.

>> Come on, but it was for a really good cause.

You helped building a baseball field.

>> True, I mean, it's still a little inappropriate.

>> We're both adults here, it's fine.

>> I mean, barely, you're still getting carded at bars and

stuff.

It's not quite the same.

>> But it's not a real date, let's just have fun with it.

>> Fun, look, every time I drink that much,

I get myself into a lot of trouble.

So thank you for the flowers, it was a really sweet

gesture and everything.

Consider obligation fulfilled, you're free to go, you do

whatever you want,

you're free.

>> No, no, no, no, no, that was not the arrangement.

You bought me, so I'm yours for the next three hours.

>> Stop it, come on.

>> What, I have to do anything you want.

>> It was a bachelor auction, not a slave auction, and

bachelor auctions aren't real, I mean, it's about the pageantry

and the fund.

It's just for charity, it's not, no one actually goes on

those dates, you know?

>> Come on, you paid $5,000, you have to get everything

that you paid for.

You deserve it.

>> Okay, what do you want to do?

You want to like, watch a movie or something?

>> Jeff Licks and Chill for a first date.

>> Hey, if you're going to make it weird, I will kick you

right out of here.

>> I'm just kidding, of course, yeah, I love to just watch

a movie and

hang out with you.

>> Okay, well, I guess you can go in there and just watch

a movie.

>> Yeah, of course, just a movie.

>> Okay.

>> Just going to watch, for

us.

Good movie, huh?

>> Yeah, it's great, I love this movie.

>> So, is there like anything else I could do for you?

>> You know, you did pay $5,000 and I could do anything

for you and

all you've had me do is fill up your wine glass a few

times.

>> I mean, I don't know, what do you want to do?

>> You could be a foot rub.

>> Actually, you know what, that sounds great.

Yeah, why don't you, yeah, here, just give me a foot rub.

>> All right.

>> That actually feels really nice.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

I guess I should have been having you do this whole time.

Well, that feels really good, actually.

We should have been doing this the whole time.

>> Good, I'm glad you like it.

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, what's that?

>> What's what?

>> Tyler, do you have a, is that it?

>> I'm sorry, that's a boner, that's my boner.

I'm really sorry, I get those sometimes when I'm around

really beautiful women.

>> It's charming.

>> I'm sorry, I know it's weird, I can just, I saw if you're

skirt while I was

giving you a foot massage and it seemed like you were

really enjoying the foot massage.

>> And that gave you a boner.

>> Yeah, honestly, I've had a boner ever since I sat down

here to watch the movie with you.

>> My God.

>> I'm really sorry, I know it's weird, I'll leave, I know,

this is really bad.

>> You know what?

No, but I have like another hour.

>> Right.

>> And you have to do whatever I want, right?

>> That is the rules.

>> Okay, I want you to eat my pussy then.

>> Really?

>> Yeah, and for five grand, I want it to be some mind

blowing head.

>> Yeah, yeah, of course, right?

Yeah, I'll do my best, five grand, you judge it after.

>> Yeah, please.

>> Yes.

>> Yeah, I'll do it slow, don't worry.

>> You're gonna do it slow?

>> Yes, I'll have it in my pussy even for ever.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah, use your fingers like that.

>> Oh, my gosh.

>> Yes, oh my God.

>> Yes, yes, yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes, yes, yes.

>> Yes, yes, yes.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Yeah, I'm sorry.

>> Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Yes, yes, yes.

>> Yeah, right there, stay right there.

>> Stay right there, stay right there.

>> Oh, my God, it's so close.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Yes, yes, yes.

>> Yeah, keep going.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Yes, yes, yes.

>> Oh, my God.

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>> Oh, my God.

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>> Oh, my God.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Oh, my God.

>> I knew you were just using this.

>> Oh, my God.

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>> Yes, yes, yes.

>> Oh, my God.

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>> Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

>> Yes, fuck.

>> Yeah, you're hitting it right there.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Keep going, keep going.

>> Oh, fuck.

>> Keep going.

>> Oh, fuck.

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>> Oh, fuck.

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>> Oh, fuck.

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>> Keep going, keep going.

>> Stop, please.

>> Oh, fuck.

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>> Oh, fuck.

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>> It's so good.

>> Oh, fuck.

>> Oh, fuck.

>> Oh, fuck.

(screaming)

(whispering)

(whispering)

, oh my god. (whispering)

(whispering)

Oh my god. (whispering)

(whispering)

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It's so good. (whispering)

Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Pull it on and put it back in.

Yes.

Put it back in slow.

Do it again, do it again.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck, it feels so good.

Oh yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yes, keep going, yes, yes.

Oh god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh god, yes, yes, this is what I wanted.

Oh this is what I wanted when I finished.

Oh my god.

Oh yes, yes.

Oh my god.

(whispering)

Oh fuck.

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Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

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Oh fuck.

Oh man, you're crying now.

Yeah, it's so good.

It's just so good.

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Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, please.

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Oh god.

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It's just about it.

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Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

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Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, you're gonna make me come.

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Yes, keep going.

Keep going.

Just right there.

Yes, just like that.

Don't stop.

Keep going. Right there.

Right there.

Right there, please.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

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(groaning)

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

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Oh you're so constipating.

(groaning)

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- Oh, yeah, come here, see?

Oh, my God.

You're gonna spread those legs, won't you, sweetie?

- Yeah.

- You should just take that.

- Oh!

Oh!

(groaning)

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, oh, my God.

, oh, my God.

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(groaning)

Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

- There is a fan.

- Oh, yes, yes.

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Oh my god!

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Shoot.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Shoot.

Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

You make my heart just so fucking good.

Oh, you want me to come to you?

Yes, yes, yes, use me to come.

Yes, please.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, please.

Please, I want it.

I want to feel your heart come over.

Yes, yes, yes, I love it.

I love it.

I love the way it feels.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You want me to come to you?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes, show me what I see.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

It's so good.

Oh, my god.

That was amazing.

So do you normally fuck on the first date?

Well, I may need to bring you flowers, so...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Naughty America.

Nobody.

Nobody.

Does it better?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

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