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What the fuck are you doing in here? You're being so loud. I can hear you

from across the hall in my room with my door closed. I'm practicing, okay?

What the fuck are you practicing? Me and my girls just joined a tennis club,

alright? So I got a little racket and I don't know, I don't really know how to

swing too well, you know? A tennis club?

Yes. You know how fucking lame that is? Alright, alright.

What do you do? Play video games all day?

Okay, yeah, I play video games all day, but... So it's the one who used to play

sports, and now you're, like, trying to play sports again? Like, that's so

stupid. Yes, I'm trying to play sports again. You're so unathletic. Oh, my God.

Do you see the way you're swinging that fucking thing? Leave me alone. Look at

you. All you do is just sit at home all day and just talk to your boys on the

headset. What's any different?

Okay, well, what about it? At least I hang out with the boys besides, like,

sitting in here all fucking day.

Well, I'm not sitting in here all fucking day. If I joined a tennis club,

now am I? That you're bad at?

No, I am not. You don't even know if I'm bad. You haven't even seen a single game

of mine. I literally just seen you swinging that. Listen, it's... And it

looks like you're blind when you do it.

I have the glasses on for a reason, okay?

Okay. All right.

Okay, four eyes. Okay, leave me alone, all right, Mr.

Lazy? Mr. Lazy?

Mm-hmm.

Just because I play fucking video games with the boys and I'm actually pretty

good.

It doesn't mean anything.

Just because did you even make your bed this morning?

Exactly, I didn't think so. Mr. Lazy, Mr. Lazy, it's always something with

you. You're coming for me, but I don't know. You're not too perfect yourself,

sir. Okay, well, you're not good at tennis, and that's why you don't have a

fucking boyfriend.

I don't even care. You're my stepbrother anyways. Why do you care if I have a

boyfriend or not? I don't care if you have a boyfriend or not. It's just funny

because... You know, you're so lame that you're deciding to play tennis of all

sports. Like, you could, I don't know, play basketball or, like, volleyball,

but fucking tennis? Like, pussies play tennis.

You're a fucking pussy, you know that?

That's also why all of your friends think I'm hot, so.

No, they don't. Yes, they do. They're like, I totally wouldn't fuck your

sister. They all say that. They would never have said that. You know what they

say? They're like, oh, my God, I want to fuck your stepsister so bad.

No, they don't.

No, they don't. Yes, the fuck they do.

Yes, they do. And you know what I say to them?

I'm like, oh, bro, your mom's so hot, I'd fuck your mom.

Ew, you're fucking weird.

You're a little perv, you know that?

How? I'm not a perv. Yes, you are. You're a fucking perv. You're getting on

my nerves. You're really seriously getting on my nerves. Why can't you just

leave me alone and let me just practice my tennis? Because I can hear you from

across the hall and you're not even good at it. Okay, so I'll be a little bit

quieter, but obviously I'm not good at it. I just started.

Okay, so why don't you practice some more instead of fucking playing in a

game? Okay, fine.

Damn, why don't you just leave me alone then so I can practice? Well, because

you're saying stupid shit to me. Like, what else do you got to say, huh? Okay,

so what are you going to do if I don't stop? What are you going to do if I just

keep playing and I'm just super, super loud?

Well, if you keep saying shit, I'm going to fuck you.

I think I misheard you. What did you just say?

Yeah, yeah. If you keep saying shit to me, I'm going to put my dick inside you.

I'm going to stick it in you.

Joshua! What? You are my stepbrother. You can't say things like that. You're

not going to stick it inside me. Yeah, I would stick it inside of you. What? Are

you scared?

What do you mean, am I scared? No, I'm not scared.

No!

You're not going to actually do that.

Yeah, I will.

Seriously? If you keep saying shit I'm going to.

If I swing it. If I keep swinging this.

Yeah, and if you keep saying I don't get girls and stuff and that all I do is

play video games, yeah, I'm going to put it inside you and show you how many

girls I get with this long schlong.

Oh, yeah, okay, I'm sure. I'm sure it's long. I'm sure you get a bunch of girls.

I don't believe anything you're saying right now. Yeah, I dick them down and I

take them to pound town.

Yeah, you got jokes. I don't believe you one bit. I don't believe you one bit.

What are you doing?

What? What in the world? You said I wouldn't. No, you're not going to. I

don't believe you.

Oh, my God.

What?

Now, what if I told your mom?

You're not going to tell her shit.

Oh, my God. You're going to call me such a pussy.

Yeah, you are. Yeah, I'm going to put it in you. Yeah. Look, see, my dick's out

now. What are you going to do?

Oh, my God.

Are you serious right now? See, you're acting... You want it. You want me to

put my dick in you.

I mean, I didn't... I didn't say no.

I just...

Yeah, exactly.

Oh, my God. You're my stepbrother, though. What the fuck? Okay, and?

Oh, my God.

Are you really going to put it inside me right now?

That's what it looks like.

What the fuck?

What? I told you I'd put it in you if you didn't stop talking shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yeah, what are you going to say now, huh?

You weren't lying.

Yeah, I'll tell your dad.

Tell your dad about the guys you bring over. Oh, you can't.

Oh, my God.

It is fake.

Well, you want to call me a pussy, so...

Now you're fucking my pussy. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna fuck your pussy.

I don't wanna talk all that shit.

Now who's the pussy?

You can only call me a pussy because I'm in it.

I am what I eat.

You can never tell your mom.

Yeah, that's what you should.

I'm just going to do a little something and start talking shit. Yeah. Put you in

your place.

Yeah, maybe I'll keep talking shit.

I'm just playing video games.

You're gonna lay down on your stomach in a second.

So big.

Look at it.

Isn't it all nice and wet?

Mmm.

I was hoping you'd say that.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh, you want to come all over me? Yeah.

Thank you.

You think I can keep making noise now?

Fucking whatever.

I guess I'll go to a tennis match too.

Yeah, sounds good.