Original subtitles

- THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

- [sighs]

- RIGHT. RIGHT.

- I USED TO GO EVERYWHERE IN THAT CAR.

- YOU GOTTA DO IT, DADDY.

- I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

- YOU'RE DOING IT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU DIDN'T DO IT, YOU WOULD HATE YOURSELF FOR NOT DOING IT.

- WHY DO I TRY? - BABE, LISTEN TO THIS.

DAD FOUND THE FIRST CAR HE OWNED WHEN HE GOT OUT OF THE SERVICE.

IT WAS ON THE INTERNET FOR SALE.

AND NOT THE SAME MODEL, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE EXACT CAR.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

- I'M SORRY, I STOPPED LISTENING AFTER I HEARD THE WORD "CAR."

WHAT HAPPENED?

- IT WAS A BEAUTY. 1968 MUSTANG.

BRITTANY BLUE. RAG TOP.

I USED TO JUST TAKE OFF DRIVING. AM RADIO BLASTING.

TOP DOWN. WIND BLOWING ACROSS MY EARS.

THAT CAR COST ME EVERY DIME I HAD BACK IN THE DAY.

AND IT COST A LOT MORE NOW.

- DADDY, LOOK, YOU'RE RETIRED, YOUR KIDS ARE GROWN.

YOU HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITIES.

- YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHAT AM I HOLDING ONTO MY MONEY FOR?

- DAD, CALL THE GUY UP, TELL HIM YOU ARE TAKING THAT CAR.

ALRIGHT, I'LL RIDE WITH YOU TO GO PICK IT UP.

I'LL JUST GRAB A JACKET.

- YOU'RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN A JACKET.

YOU NEED TO PACK A BAG.

- WHOA, A BAG? WHERE IS THIS CAR?

- COLORADO.

- DADDY, THAT'S TEN HOURS EACH WAY.

- OH, TEN HOURS EQUALS THIS ENTIRE MAGAZINE

AND A REALLY LONG NAP.

- TELL YOUR BROTHER, HE'S COMING TOO.

IT'LL BE JUST LIKE THOSE TRIPS WE ALL TOOK

WHEN YOU BOYS WERE YOUNG.

- [laughing]

YEAH, AWE--AWESOME. OH MY GOD.

IT GONNA BE JUST LIKE THOSE TRIPS

WE TOOK WHEN WE WERE YOUNG.

- HUH?

[soul music]

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- ♪ THE SOUL MAN

- ALL SET.

- NOBODY PACKS A CAR LIKE YOUR OLD MAN.

EVERY SQUARE INCH, PERFECTLY ACCOUNTED FOR.

WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS?

- MY FAULT, POP. I'LL JUST TOSS THEM

IN THE BACK SEAT WITH THE SANDWICHES.

- JUST GIVE THEM TO ME.

NO RESPECT FOR THE PACKING PROCESS.

- HEY, I CALL DIBS ON DRIVING DAD'S MUSTANG BACK.

- STAMPS, YOU'RE A GROWN MAN. YOU CAN'T CALL DIBS.

PLUS, I ALREADY CALLED IT.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? YOU CAN ASK DADDY.

- [scoffs]

- GIRL, AS SOON AS WE GET OUR MEN DOWN THAT HIGHWAY

WE CAN UNCHAIN OUR SHACKLES, DO WHATEVER WE WANT,

AND LET FREEDOM RING.

- ARE WE HAVING A GIRL'S DAY,

OR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE PLANTATION?

- I'M JUST EXCITED.

MANI-PEDIS. OOH, WE'LL GO SHOPPING,

THEN GO HAVE COCKTAILS,

THEN WE BETTER BRING IT ON HOME,

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT AS YOUNG AS WE USED TO BE.

- OKAY.

- TO SISTERHOOD.

- WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S JUST-- IT'S KIND OF EARLY.

- YOU'RE PREGNANT!

- IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?

[cheering]

- THIS IS HUGE. WHEN DID YOU--

- SHH. - BECAUSE I JUST--

OK, BUT I-- - MM-MM.

MM-MM.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN,

BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT AND I HAVEN'T TOLD STAMPS YET.

- WHAT-- - LOLLI, YOU CAN'T SAY A WORD.

- ARE YOU TWO DRINKING ALREADY?

CAN'T YOU AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL WE GET TO THE END OF THE DRIVEWAY

BEFORE YOU START CELEBRATING?

- I'M GONNA GO AND KISS STAMPS GOODBYE.

REMEMBER, DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

- SECRETS BETWEEN SISTERS ARE SACRED.

KIM'S PREGNANT.

- WOAH, WOAH, WHAT?

WAIT, STAMPS IS GONNA BE A DAD--

NO, STAMPS IS NOT READY TO BE A DAD.

- SHH. HE DOESN'T KNOW.

- BABE, TO-- - AH! AH!

- I WAS JUST GONNA-- - UZZZT!

- OKAY, THIS IS GETTING OLD REAL FAST.

- BOYCE, KIM WANTS TO BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM.

SO YOU CAN'T SAY A WORD.

- SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE CAR?

TALK TO DADDY THE WHOLE TIME?

I MEAN, ONCE WE DISCUSS THE CARDINALS

AND THE RIDICULOUS PRICE OF MILK,

THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY.

- I DON'T CARE, BOYCE. NOT A WORD.

THIS IS NOT OUR SECRET TO TELL.

- BUT YOU JUST TOLD ME.

- THERE'S NO NEED FOR US TO BOTH SUFFER.

ENJOY YOUR TRIP.

- YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME

I SAT UPRIGHT IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAR.

- YEP, WELL, YOUR BACKSEAT DAYS ARE OVER.

NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR EXPLOITS.

ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF DADDY.

- OH, COME ON NOW.

YOU'RE TALKING TO A MAN WHO OWNED A CONVERTIBLE MUSTANG.

I'M NO STRANGER TO OVER-THE-SWEATER PETTING.

- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NOBODY TALKS.

- SO, POP, WHAT MADE YOU SELL THAT OLD FORD ANYWAY?

- I HAD TO.

YOUR MAMA GOT PREGNANT WITH BOYCE.

MY WHOLE LIFE CHANGED. AND NOT ALL FOR THE BETTER.

I MEAN, YOU GREW ON ME, BUT, GOOD LORD, IT TOOK A WHILE.

1969. I TOOK OFF DRIVING WEST ACROSS THE DESERT.

MET TWO NICE INDIAN BOYS.

WE DRANK TEA AND HAD SOMETHING CALLED A VISION QUEST.

YOU KNOW THEY HAD A COW THAT KNEW HOW TO TALK?

- DADDY, I THINK YOU WERE HIGH.

- HIGH ON LIFE.

THAT WAS GOOD TIMES.

EVERYTHING WAS COOL AND EVERYBODY WAS MELLOW.

STAMPS, IF YOU KICK MY SEAT ONE MORE TIME

I'M GONNA POP YOUR LEGS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM.

- THERE IT IS.

IT'S NOT A BALLENTINE'S ROAD TRIP UNTIL DADDY

THREATENS TO BEAT US WITH OUR OWN BODY PARTS.

- "AND THESE ARE THE COMMANDMENTS

" THAT THE LORD COMMANDED

MOSES ON MOUNT SINAI FOR THE ISRAELITES."

CAN WE PLEASE DO SOMETHING FUN NOW?

- WHAT'S NOT FUN ABOUT LEVITICUS?

- HEY, LOOK, BOYCE. WE'RE CROSSING

THE STATE LINE INTO KANSAS.

- IF YOU BOYS GET HANDPRINTS ON MY UPHOLSTERY

I'M GONNA SNAP YOUR ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM.

WELL, I GUESS YOU EARNED YOURSELF SOME ENTERTAINMENT.

- [radio voice]: I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS

BY MAYA ANGELOU.

AS READ BY THE AUTHOR, MAYA ANGELOU.

COPYRIGHT 1969,

BY ME, MAYA ANGELOU.

- YOU BOYS WERE LUCKY YOU HAD A FATHER WHO CARED ENOUGH

TO DO STUFF WITH YOU.

- OH, REALLY?

LIKE LEAVING US AT A WAFFLE HOUSE?

- I TOLD YOU THE CAR WAS LEAVING

IN FIVE MINUTES, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.

IF YOU'RE NOT SEEING MOUNT RUSHMORE AT SUNSET,

YOU'RE NOT SEEING IT.

- BY THE WAY, HOW WAS IT?

- LOVELY. I SHOWED YOU THE PICTURE.

- WELL, OKAY, HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS?

- OH, NO, NO, NO, OF COURSE.

BUT THE PILL IS ONLY EFFECTIVE 97% OF THE TIME.

THE OTHER 3%, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST CROSS YOUR FINGERS.

- THIS IS SO EXCITING.

OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO NAME HER LOLLI IF IT'S A GIRL,

BUT THAT WOULD BE NICE.

IF IT'S A BOY, IT COULD GET CONFUSING.

EITHER WAY, I AM IN IT WITH YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

SO DON'T FREAK OUT.

- PLEASE, I AM NOT FREAKING OUT. OKAY?

I HAVE THIS ALL UNDER CONTROL.

OH, I EVEN MADE A LIST.

- AW, YOU GOT A LITTLE LIST.

- I'LL TAKE TWO WEEKS OFF BEFORE MY SCHEDULED C-SECTION,

YOU KNOW, TO NEST.

THEN THREE WEEKS TO HEAL AND BOND.

HIRE A BABY NURSE FOR NIGHT FEEDINGS, A NANNY FOR DAYSHIFTS,

OH, AND A TRAINER TO HELP SNAP ME BACK TO BIKINI-READY

BY SUMMER.

- OKAY, SO I GUESS THE REST OF US

HAVE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG.

I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN PREGNANT FOR SEVEN SECONDS

AND YOU ALREADY GOT IT FIGURED OUT.

- UH, LOLLI, I'M A DOCTOR,

I THINK I KNOW A LITTLE MORE ABOUT HAVING A BABY THAN YOU DO.

- OKAY, KIM, WELL, I'M A MOTHER, OKAY?

AND I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO SIT DOWN.

GO AHEAD, SIT,

WHILE YOU STILL CAN WITHOUT AN INFLATABLE DONUT.

- HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND KIM?

GETTING PRETTY SERIOUS, HUH?

YEAH, I BET YOU'RE PROBABLY

STARTING TO THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.

- YEAH, WE GOT SOME MOVIES WE WANT TO SEE.

HEY, CHECK IT OUT, 25 MILES TO WEBBER'S.

- LOOK, WE'RE NOT STOPPING AT WEBBER'S.

- OH, COME ON, BRO. WE GOTTA STOP.

IT'S A BALLENTINE ROADTRIP TRADITION.

WE CAN GET BANANA SHAKES.

- WE'RE NOT GETTING BANANA SHAKES.

STAMPS, MAN, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME REAL STUFF HERE.

I MEAN LIKE, HOW'S THE CUPCAKE BUSINESS?

YOU TURNING A PROFIT?

- ACTUALLY, OUR PROFITS WERE WAY UP FROM LAST MONTH.

- THAT'S GOOD.

- SEE, THAT'S GOOD NEWS RIGHT THERE, MAN.

YOU PERFECT YOUR PASSION, AND THE PAPER WILL FOLLOW.

- YEAH.

I'M GETTING TIRED OF CUPCAKES.

- WHAT? - IT'S A CHORE.

I DON'T SEE HOW PEOPLE WAKE UP AND DO THE SAME THING,

DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY.

- IT'S CALLED A JOB.

- I KNOW, RIGHT?

I'VE BEEN THINKING OF A NEW BUSINESS--

PRESCRIPTION WINDSHIELDS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES AND NO ONE WILL BORROW YOUR CAR.

- LOOK, STAMPS, YOU ARE NOT CHANGING BUSINESSES, ALRIGHT?

YOU'RE A CUPCAKER NOW.

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. YOU CUPCAKE.

- BACK TO THIS, UH, BANANA SHAKE THING.

- WE ARE NOT GETTING NO DAMN BANANA SHAKES.

- I WOULDN'T SAY "NO," TO A BANANA SHAKE.

YOU KNOW WHERE WE SHOULD GO IS THE WEBBER'S?

- STAMPS, YOU CAN'T BE BOUNCING AROUND FROM JOB TO JOB.

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU ANYMORE.

YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF OTHER PEOPLE NOW.

- WHAT OTHER PEOPLE?

- HUH?

UH, OH, LOOK, WEBBER'S, 23 MILES FROM NOW.

- AND THEN, AFTER NINE LONG, SWEATY MONTHS,

YOU'RE LAYING THERE, SPREAD EAGLE,

LADY PARTS TO THE WIND FOR EVERY DOCTOR, INTERN, AND JANITOR

TO TAKE A PEAK.

AND GIVING BIRTH IS THE EASY PART.

RAISING A CHILD? HEY, THAT'S THE COMMITMENT.

- OH, DON'T TELL ME ABOUT COMMITMENT, NOW.

I DID FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE, FOUR YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL,

TWO-YEAR INTERNSHIP, AND A TWO-YEAR RESIDENCY.

- THAT'S ONLY TWELVE YEARS.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE JUST GOTTEN YOUR CHILD TO PUBERTY.

THAT'S WHEN YOU FIND OUT JUST HOW SATISFYING IT CAN BE

TO SHAKE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.

- OKAY, YOU WIN, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MOTHERHOOD THAN I DO.

- AW, SEE, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR.

NOW, I HAD TO GET CREATIVE WHEN I TOLD BOYCE

HE WAS GONNA BE A DAD.

SO, I BAKED HIM A CAKE,

THEN I PUT A TEENY-TINY LITTLE PLASTIC BABY IN IT.

BUT HE SWALLOWED IT.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA TELL STAMPS?

- I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA TELL STAMPS.

DO I HAVE TO?

- OH, HONEY, ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO TELL,

IT'S PRETTY MUCH ME, THEN STAMPS.

- OH, WOW, THIS PLACE HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL

SINCE WE WERE KIDS.

CHICK-O-STICKS, CANDY CIGARETTES.

LOOK, BOYCE, IT'S THAT OLD COPS GAME WE USED TO PLAY.

I WONDER IF IT STILL GIVES YOU A FREE GAME

WHEN YOU KICK IT ON THE SIDE.

LET'S TRY IT.

- LOOK, WE ARE GETTING GAS AND BANANA SHAKES, THAT'S IT.

- MAN, WHEN DID YOU GET SO OLD?

- WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GROW UP?

ALRIGHT, WE NEED TO PICK UP DAD'S CAR

AND THEN GET YOU HOME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

- [scoffs]

- WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A RUSH TO GET STAMPS HOME?

- BECAUSE...

WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE AT HOME?

HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS.

THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE IT.

- HEY BOYCE, COME CHECK THIS OUT, MAN.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.

THEY'RE SELLING THE GAME FOR 3,500 BUCKS.

I MEAN, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE IN THE BANK.

IF YOU COULD LOAN ME $500.

- STAMPS, YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO BUY A VIDEO GAME.

- WHY? POP'S IS BUYING A CAR.

- HE'S AN OLD MAN, HE HAS NO RESPONSIBILITIES.

- WELL, I'M A YOUNG MAN WITH NO RESPONSIBILITIES.

- OH, TRUST ME, YOU HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES.

- WHAT RESPONSIBILITIES DOES HE HAVE?

- [stammering] HE'S GOT THEM.

- WHY NO I DON'T. - YES, YOU DO.

- LIKE WHAT? - LIKE KIM'S HAVING A BABY.

- OKAY, THAT'S ONE. WAIT, WHAT?

- WAIT. WHAT?

- YEAH, MAN. YOU'RE GONNA BE A DADDY.

- WHO WOULD BRING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD

KNOWING THE PRICE OF MILK?

- I CAN'T BE A FATHER, BOYCE.

I'M NOT DADDY MATERIAL. AND KIM MUST THINK SO TOO.

OTHERWISE, WHY--WHY WOULD SHE TELL YOU BEFORE ME?

- ACTUALLY, SHE TOLD LOLLI. WHO TOLD ME.

- EVEN WORSE.

I'M THE-ONE, TWO, THREE-- FOURTH PERSON TO BE TOLD.

- YOU MIGHT WANT TO LET KIM

HELP THE KID WITH HIS MATH HOMEWORK.

- YOU SEE, THERE? I'M GONNA BE USELESS.

I'M NOT GOOD WITH CHILDREN.

ONLY THING I EVER KEPT ALIVE WAS MY GOLDFISH, PERCY.

- I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU, SON.

THERE WERE SIX PERCYS IN FOUR MONTHS.

ONE OF THEM WAS A DIFFERENT COLOR, YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

- THIS THING WITH KIM WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE'RE MOVING IN,

NOW SHE'S PREGNANT, IT'S JUST MOVING TOO FAST.

AND I AIN'T READY FOR ALL THIS.

- I KNOW SOMEBODY ELSE WHO FELT THE SAME WAY--ME.

- YOU? - WHO, YOU, DADDY?

- WHEN I FOUND OUT YOUR MAMA WAS PREGNANT WITH BOYCE,

I TOOK OFF.

THAT'S HOW I ENDED UP IN THE DESERT WITH WOLF CLAW AND JERRY.

- WELL, I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE DRIVE

TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD.

- YEP, I CAME TO MY SENSES, WENT HOME, SOLD THE MUSTANG,

SO YOUR MOM AND I COULD GET MARRIED.

- DADDY, YOU ARE GETTING OLD.

I MEAN, YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE MOM WAS PREGNANT

BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED.

- THAT'S RIGHT.

- NO, DADDY, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

- I KNOCKED UP YOUR MOM AND WE HAD TO GET MARRIED.

JEEZ, YOU'RE AS SLOW ON THE UPTAKE

AS THE FISH KILLER BACK THERE.

[tires screeching]

- I'M AFRAID THIS BABY IS GONNA FREAK STAMPS OUT.

I'M NOT READY FOR ANY OF IT, AND I KNOW HE ISN'T.

- BLOW.

THERE WE GO. GOOD JOB.

- AND I'VE SEEN WHAT HAPPENS TO PREGNANT WOMEN.

OH YEAH, YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT, YOUR TEETH GET LOOSE,

YOUR FEET GET BIGGER.

WHAT IF STAMPS CAN'T HANDLE IT AND HE LEAVES ME?

- HONEY, YOU'RE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS.

- I'LL BE A SINGLE MOM WHO CAN'T GET A DATE.

BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO DATE A TOOTHLESS, BIG FOOTED,

BALD WOMAN WITH A KID?

- YOU MIGHT NOT GET A PRETTY MAN,

BUT THERE'S SOMEBODY FOR EVERYBODY.

- YOU KNOW WHAT? ME AND MY STUPID LISTS.

I JUST WANTED TO HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER THE WAY YOU DID.

- AW, GIRL, I DID NOT HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER.

OKAY, PEOPLE DON'T TELL YOU THAT

YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING, SO I'M TELLING YOU.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING.

IT'S OKAY TO BE SCARED.

OKAY, YOU WILL FIND YOUR WAY.

AND STAMPS WILL TOO.

- THANKS, SIS.

- HONEY, COME HERE. BRING IT IN. COME ON.

OH, WAIT. BLOW.

- HOW DO I LOOK?

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I DON'T NEED YOUR PRAISE.

- I DON'T HAVE THE FIRST CLUE OF HOW TO BE A PARENT.

WHAT IF IT'S A BOY AND HE'S JUST LIKE ME?

OR WHAT IF IT'S A GIRL AND SOME GUY SHOWS UP?

AW, HELL. GUYS ARE GONNA SHOW UP.

- LOOK, SON, LIKE I SAID,

NOBODY IS EVER READY TO BE A FATHER.

BUT SUDDENLY SOMEBODY IS SLOBBERING ON YOUR TIE

AND CALLING YOU "DADDY," AND YOU JUST FIGURE IT OUT.

- WHOA, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WEARING A TIE.

- THE POINT IS, YOU'RE GONNA FUMBLE YOUR WAY THROUGH IT

LIKE WE ALL DID.

LORD DOESN'T GIVE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE.

- THANKS, POPS. THAT'S GOOD ADVICE.

- SURE, HE GIVES YOU GOOD ADVICE.

HE WANTED YOU.

- SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- BEAUTIFUL.

MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I REMEMBER.

OKAY, LET'S GO HOME.

- [stammering] GO HOME?

DADDY, YOU GOTTA PAY THE MAN FIRST.

- I'VE BEEN THINKING.

THE MONEY WOULD BE BETTER SPENT ON A COLLEGE FUND

FOR MY NEW GRAND-BABY.

- WAIT NOW, HOLD ON, POP.

YOU ALREADY SACRIFICED THIS CAR ONCE

SO YOU COULD BE THERE FOR YOUR FAMILY.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STEP UP AND DO THE RIGHT THING.

PAYING FOR MY KID'S COLLEGE IS MY JOB.

SO GO ON AND BUY THE CAR.

- YOU'RE GROWING UP, SON. I'M PROUD OF YOU.

WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GO PAY THE MAN.

- HEY, MAN.

LISTEN, MAN, I'M GLAD THAT YOU WANT TO GROW UP

BUT DON'T GO TOO FAR. DON'T BECOME DAD.

YOU'RE THE REASON I HAD SO MUCH FUN ON THOSE ROAD TRIPS.

- WHAT DID I SAY?

I SAID IF YOU LEAVE THE WINDOWS OPEN, THE BUGS WILL GET IN.

ANOTHER.

MUST BE ATTRACTED TO MY BRUT ACTION SPLASH.

BOYS, DO YOU SEE IT?

IF IT LANDS AGAIN, GET IT.

- THERE IT IS.

- DID YOU GET IT? - [laughing]

- YEAH, BABY. [laughing]

- YEAH, WE HAD SOME FUN, BRO.

- LOVE YOU, MAN. - LOVE YOU TOO, MAN.

YO, DADDY! CAN I DRIVE?

- HEY, SIS. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

- WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.

I'M BLOATED, I HAVE CRAMPS,

AND I WISH STAMPS WAS HERE

SO I COULD YELL AT HIM FOR NO REASON.

- YOUR PERIOD CAME.

- YEP, I'M NOT PREGNANT.

I GUESS IT WAS A FALSE POSITIVE.

- OH. ARE YOU OKAY?

- YEAH, SIS. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

- YOU WANT A MIMOSA?

- OH, THESE TWO ARE FOR ME. BUT YOU COULD HAVE ONE.

- OH. [door opens]

- DADDY, YOU WERE DOING LIKE 90 MILES AN HOUR THE WHOLE WAY.

- YOU WERE BEHIND ME, HOW DID I LOOK?

- LIKE A FUGITIVE MILK DUD.

- BABE, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

- DID YOU KNOW THAT MOM AND DAD GOT MARRIED BECAUSE OF ME?

- EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, BOYCE.

AUGUST TO OCTOBER IS NOT NINE MONTHS.

- HEY, BABE. - HEY.

- GO AHEAD. IT'S GONNA BE FINE, MAN.

- [sighs]

KIM, I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH THIS TOGETHER.

- I THOUGHT SECRETS BETWEEN SISTERS WERE SACRED?

- I THOUGHT SECRETS BETWEEN HUSBANDS AND WIVES WERE SACRED.

- I--I WILL NOT BE CRITICIZED BY A MORNING DRUNK.

- OKAY, THAT WAS REALLY SWEET.

UH, ONLY, I'M NOT PREGNANT.

- YOU'RE NOT? - NO.

- ARE YOU SAD? - YEAH, A LITTLE.

YOU? - YEAH, ME TOO.

- ARE WE DONE PRETENDING TO BE SAD?

- I AM IF YOU ARE. - WOO! THANK YOU.

- WELL, I GOT RUBBER TO BURN AND HEADS TO TURN.

I'LL HOLLA.

- I DO NOT LIKE WHAT THIS CAR IS DOING TO DADDY.

[wind blowing] - ISN'T THIS AMAZING?

- WHAT?

- I SAID, ISN'T THIS AMAZING?

- WHY WOULD I HAVE A MAGAZINE?

- POP, CAN WE PUT THE TOP UP? I'M GETTING A LITTLE COLD.

- WHAT DID HE SAY?

- YOU MIGHT HAVE GOOD CROPS IF YOU GET RID OF THE MOLE.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- I DON'T KNOW. IT--IT'S STAMPS,

HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

- YOU'RE DEAF. - HUH?

- YOU'RE DEAF AND DUMB.

- NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY GUM.

- DON'T YOU TWO EVER TAKE A BREAK?

[soul music]

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- ♪ THE SOUL MAN