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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,867 - THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:05,902 --> 00:00:08,284 HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT. 3 00:00:08,318 --> 00:00:09,975 WHAT'S UP, BARACK? 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,390 OH, I'M YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST? 5 00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:13,806 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 6 00:00:13,841 --> 00:00:17,155 BUT THIS AIN'T ABOUT ME TONIGHT. IT'S ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW. 7 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:20,192 - ARE YOU TALKING TO IMAGINARY BARACK OBAMA? 8 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:23,023 - YEAH, THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN. 9 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,300 - MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. 10 00:00:24,334 --> 00:00:27,096 - HELLO, IMAGINARY MRS. OBAMA. 11 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:28,476 WELL, YES. 12 00:00:28,511 --> 00:00:32,101 I HAVE WORN THIS DRESS BEFORE. 13 00:00:32,135 --> 00:00:35,380 BOYCE, MICHELLE SAID YOU NEED TO BUY ME A NEW DRESS. 14 00:00:35,414 --> 00:00:37,554 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO TO THE IMAGINARY MALL 15 00:00:37,589 --> 00:00:39,384 AND USE YOUR IMAGINARY CREDIT CARD, 16 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:40,764 'CAUSE [murmurs]... 17 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:42,766 - BOYCE, STOP IT. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BRING ME DOWN. 18 00:00:42,801 --> 00:00:44,389 NOW, THIS IS EXCITING. - IT IS. 19 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:47,668 - WE ACTUALLY GET TO MEET THE FIRST COUPLE. 20 00:00:47,702 --> 00:00:50,498 - WITH V.I.P. TICKETS, BABY. - OOH! 21 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:53,225 ALL I KNOW IS THAT FOR $5,000 A PLATE, 22 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:56,366 THEY BETTER NOT BE SERVING CHICKEN. 23 00:00:56,401 --> 00:00:58,299 - BABE, THE PRESIDENT IS BLACK. 24 00:00:58,334 --> 00:01:01,130 THEY GONNA BE SERVING CHICKEN. 25 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:03,270 WHAT TIME IS LYRIC AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND GETTING HERE? 26 00:01:03,304 --> 00:01:04,650 - ANY MINUTE NOW. 27 00:01:04,685 --> 00:01:06,480 AND I'M TELLING YOU SOMETHING, BOYCE: 28 00:01:06,514 --> 00:01:08,275 DO NOT BE HARD ON THIS KID. 29 00:01:08,309 --> 00:01:09,793 OKAY, LYRIC REALLY LIKES HIM. 30 00:01:09,828 --> 00:01:11,692 AND HE'S TRYING. 31 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:14,212 HE SENT ME TWO DOZEN ROSES 32 00:01:14,246 --> 00:01:16,317 AND A POUND OF CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES. HUH? 33 00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:17,663 - HE DIRECTS MUSIC VIDEOS. 34 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:19,803 WHICH MEANS THAT HE'S IN SHOW BUSINESS. 35 00:01:19,838 --> 00:01:23,359 WHICH MEANS HE KNOWS HOW TO SCHMOOZE. 36 00:01:23,393 --> 00:01:27,535 WE'RE LUCKY HE DIDN'T SEND TWO HOOKERS AND A POUND OF COCAINE. 37 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:29,365 [doorbell rings] 38 00:01:29,399 --> 00:01:30,469 - BOYCE, THAT'S THEM. 39 00:01:30,504 --> 00:01:32,264 - OH, YEAH, LET THE GAMES BEGIN! 40 00:01:32,299 --> 00:01:33,921 - [prolonged] STOP IT. 41 00:01:33,955 --> 00:01:36,096 YOU ARE NOT GONNA TORTURE THIS KID. 42 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,512 - THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF MEETING HIM? 43 00:01:38,546 --> 00:01:41,791 INTIMIDATING YOUNG PUNKS THAT YOUR DAUGHTER BRINGS HOME 44 00:01:41,825 --> 00:01:42,930 IS A TRADITION. 45 00:01:42,964 --> 00:01:44,207 WHEN I MET YOUR FATHER, 46 00:01:44,242 --> 00:01:48,073 HE HAD A SHOVEL AND ASKED ME HOW TALL I WAS. 47 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,007 - [together] OBAMA WEEKEND! 48 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:52,457 [both laugh] 49 00:01:52,491 --> 00:01:54,355 - HEY, DADDY! - HEY, BABY GIRL. 50 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:55,839 - OH! - ALL RIGHT. 51 00:01:55,874 --> 00:01:57,669 OKAY, WELL, LET'S JUST GET THINGS STARTED. 52 00:01:57,703 --> 00:02:00,016 WHERE'S THIS JESSE FELLA? I'MA GO EASY ON HIM. 53 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:02,777 - OKAY, MOM, DAD... 54 00:02:02,812 --> 00:02:05,263 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET JESSE. 55 00:02:05,297 --> 00:02:07,782 - LOLLI? 56 00:02:07,817 --> 00:02:10,199 YOU ARE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOUR PICTURES. 57 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:13,926 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND-- I WAS CREEPING ON YOUR FACEBOOK. 58 00:02:13,961 --> 00:02:17,378 AND YOU MUST BE "BOYCE THE VOICE." 59 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:20,140 I HEARD YOU LIKE CUBAN CIGARS. THERE'S ONE MISSING. 60 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:23,246 I TRADED IT FOR AN iPAD. THEY ARE THAT GOOD. 61 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:27,043 - WHO--WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 62 00:02:27,077 --> 00:02:28,941 - THIS IS JESSE. 63 00:02:28,976 --> 00:02:32,290 - OWENS? 64 00:02:32,324 --> 00:02:33,670 YOU KNOW WHAT? 65 00:02:33,705 --> 00:02:35,189 OKAY, WE'RE GETTING PUNK'D, RIGHT? 66 00:02:35,224 --> 00:02:36,777 WE'RE GETTING PUNK'D RIGHT NOW. 67 00:02:36,811 --> 00:02:38,779 THE REAL JESSE'S OUT HERE WITH HIS CAMERA, RIGHT? 68 00:02:38,813 --> 00:02:40,056 [laughs] 69 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:41,575 COME ON IN, JESSE! I ALREADY LIKE YOU. 70 00:02:41,609 --> 00:02:43,473 IT'S FUNNY, RIGHT HERE. 71 00:02:43,508 --> 00:02:44,647 IS THAT HIM? 72 00:02:44,681 --> 00:02:47,201 ON THE SKATEBOARD? THAT'S HIM, RIGHT? 73 00:02:49,548 --> 00:02:52,482 [soul music] 74 00:02:52,517 --> 00:02:59,524 ♪ 75 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:01,353 - ♪ HEY 76 00:03:01,388 --> 00:03:05,530 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 77 00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:07,290 - LOLLI, BEAUTIFUL HOME. 78 00:03:07,325 --> 00:03:10,569 - THANK YOU. AND THANK YOU FOR THE FLOWERS. 79 00:03:10,604 --> 00:03:12,122 - AND, UH, BOYCE? 80 00:03:12,157 --> 00:03:13,193 [clears throat] 81 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:16,126 UH, BOYCE? 82 00:03:16,161 --> 00:03:17,473 I'M A BIG FAN. 83 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:18,957 I GREW UP ON YOUR MUSIC. 84 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:22,719 - LIAR! 85 00:03:22,754 --> 00:03:24,342 - BOYCE! 86 00:03:24,376 --> 00:03:26,999 YOU DO NOT USE THE WORD "LIAR" IN THIS HOUSE. 87 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:28,449 - BABY, LOOK AT HOW OLD THIS MAN IS. 88 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:30,727 WE GREW UP ON THE EXACT SAME MUSIC. 89 00:03:30,762 --> 00:03:32,177 - COME ON. 90 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,422 YOU KNOW THE O'JAYS, THE COMMODORES, THE INK SPOTS. 91 00:03:35,456 --> 00:03:38,735 - THE INK SPOTS? HOW OLD ARE YOU? 92 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:41,013 - DADDY, YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME. 93 00:03:41,048 --> 00:03:43,119 - OH, YOU BRING HOME GEORGE JEFFERSON, 94 00:03:43,153 --> 00:03:44,810 AND I'M EMBARRASSING YOU? 95 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:47,192 - HONEY, THAT WAS A SITCOM FROM THE '70s. 96 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,159 GEORGE JEFFERSON WAS A FEISTY LITTLE DRY CLEANER, 97 00:03:49,194 --> 00:03:51,231 AND USUALLY-- - OH, NO. NO, NO, NO... 98 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,888 YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN THE JEFFERSONSTO MY DAUGHTER. 99 00:03:53,923 --> 00:03:55,890 I'LL EXPLAIN THE JEFFERSONS TO MY DAUGHTER. 100 00:03:55,925 --> 00:03:58,410 THIS IS MY HOUSE! 101 00:03:58,445 --> 00:04:02,966 - THAT'S THE WALK THAT GEORGE JEFFERSON USED TO DO! 102 00:04:03,001 --> 00:04:04,140 CAN YOU DO THAT? 103 00:04:04,174 --> 00:04:08,006 - OKAY, YOU HAVE GOT TO CALM DOWN! 104 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,525 - BABE, DO YOU SEE HOW OLD THAT MAN IS? 105 00:04:09,559 --> 00:04:15,289 HE'S ONLY DATING OUR DAUGHTER SO HE CAN HAVE SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON. 106 00:04:15,324 --> 00:04:17,049 - BOYCE, YOU GOTTA DO ME A FAVOR. 107 00:04:17,084 --> 00:04:19,017 I NEED YOU TO SNEAK SOME OF MY CUPCAKES 108 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,570 INTO THE OBAMA EVENT TONIGHT. 109 00:04:20,605 --> 00:04:25,575 - STAMPS, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 110 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:26,714 - NO, CHECK IT. 111 00:04:26,749 --> 00:04:28,095 I'VE COME UP WITH A KALE CUPCAKE, 112 00:04:28,129 --> 00:04:29,545 AND IT'S ACTUALLY DELICIOUS. 113 00:04:29,579 --> 00:04:32,237 NOW IF I CAN GET MICHELLE OBAMA TO ENDORSE THE MASTERPIECE, 114 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,412 I'LL BE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE CUPCAKE BUSINESS, 115 00:04:34,446 --> 00:04:36,517 AND I'LL REALIZE MY DREAM. - WHICH IS WHAT? 116 00:04:36,552 --> 00:04:40,003 - TO GET OUT OF THE DAMN CUPCAKE BUSINESS. 117 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:43,006 - LOLLI, I NEED YOU TO CALL OUR ATTORNEY. 118 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:47,217 TELL IRVIN TO COME BAIL ME OUT OF JAIL IN EXACTLY TWO HOURS. 119 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:48,460 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 120 00:04:48,495 --> 00:04:50,082 - YOUR NIECE DONE BROUGHT HOME A NEW BOYFRIEND: 121 00:04:50,117 --> 00:04:52,982 LOU GOSSETT, SR., IN THERE. 122 00:04:53,016 --> 00:04:54,155 - THAT'S HER GUY? 123 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:58,746 DID SHE MEET HIM POWER WALKING IN THE MALL? 124 00:04:58,781 --> 00:05:00,334 YO, I'M GONNA GO CHECK THE DUDE OUT. 125 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:02,716 - BABY, DO WE HAVE AN EXTENSION CORD FOR THIS? 126 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:06,167 I JUST NEED IT TO REACH FROM HERE TO HIS THROAT. 127 00:05:06,202 --> 00:05:07,824 - BOYCE, GIVE ME THIS, ALL RIGHT? 128 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:11,276 I AGREE--THAT MAN IS WAY TOO OLD FOR LYRIC. 129 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,175 BUT THIS IS A PHASE. SHE'S NOT SERIOUS ABOUT HIM. 130 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,556 BUT THIS IS GONNA PASS 131 00:05:15,591 --> 00:05:20,285 JUST LIKE WHEN SHE DATED THE POET AND BALLOON-ANIMAL GUY. 132 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,599 - OOH, I LIKED HIM: HE MADE ME A HOT-PINK GIRAFFE. 133 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:26,912 - MY POINT IS, BOYCE, HE'S GONE, ALL RIGHT? 134 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:29,467 THEY ALL ARE, AND HE WILL BE TOO. 135 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:32,987 WE CANNOT LET THIS RUIN OBAMA WEEKEND, OKAY? 136 00:05:33,022 --> 00:05:36,025 MICHELLE IS GONNA SEE ME IN MY DRESS, ALL RIGHT? 137 00:05:36,059 --> 00:05:38,786 I JUST WANT YOU TO GRIN AND BEAR IT, BABY, PLEASE. 138 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:41,686 SHOW ME THAT BOYCE BALLENTINE SMILE. 139 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,482 - ALL RIGHT. 140 00:05:44,516 --> 00:05:47,485 - WELL, A LITTLE BIGGER? 141 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:49,176 BIGGER? OOH. 142 00:05:49,210 --> 00:05:50,695 THAT'S A LITTLE TOO STEVE HARVEY. 143 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:52,455 BRING IT DOWN. 144 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:54,492 THERE YOU GO. COME ON. 145 00:05:54,526 --> 00:05:57,287 - ARR-RRR-RRR-RRR-RRRUH! - WHOO! 146 00:05:57,322 --> 00:05:58,841 - WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 147 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:02,776 - WOW, BOYCE, YOU GOTTA LET JESSE GET HIS HANDS ON YOU. 148 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:06,262 - NO, I BELIEVE HE'S HAD HIS HANDS ON ENOUGH BALLENTINES. 149 00:06:06,296 --> 00:06:07,677 - WHOA, AND CHECK IT OUT. 150 00:06:07,712 --> 00:06:09,369 JESSE'S GONNA TO GET ME INTO THE OBAMA EVENT TONIGHT. 151 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,818 HE'S TIGHT WITH BARACK. 152 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:12,579 - HE DIRECTED ONE OF HIS CAMPAIGN VIDEOS. 153 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:14,684 MY MAN'S DOING BIG THINGS. 154 00:06:14,719 --> 00:06:15,789 [laughs] 155 00:06:15,823 --> 00:06:17,998 - OH! - UHH! 156 00:06:18,032 --> 00:06:20,587 - I'M GONNA GO BAKE SOME MORE CUPCAKES. 157 00:06:20,621 --> 00:06:22,692 I CAN'T BELIEVE MICHELLE OBAMA'S GONNA GO TO BED TONIGHT 158 00:06:22,727 --> 00:06:25,350 AND HAVE A LITTLE PIECE OF ME INSIDE OF HER. 159 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:30,424 - WAIT, HE'S NOT GONNA SAY THAT IN FRONT OF OBAMA, IS HE? 160 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:32,426 LISTEN, DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I USE YOUR RESTROOM? 161 00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:36,119 THAT DRIVE TODAY WAS LONG, AND MY PROSTATE? OOH. 162 00:06:36,154 --> 00:06:37,638 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BOYCE. 163 00:06:37,673 --> 00:06:40,054 - TO THE RIGHT. 164 00:06:40,089 --> 00:06:41,193 COME LITTLE ONE. 165 00:06:41,228 --> 00:06:43,955 HERE, SIT. [sighs] 166 00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:46,233 - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 167 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:48,373 WHERE DID YOU MEET THIS GUY? 168 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,340 - OH, HE DIRECTED MY LAST MUSIC VIDEO. 169 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,826 WE STARTED HANGIN' AND SOMETHING CLICKED. 170 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,379 - YEAH, PROBABLY HIS DENTURES. 171 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,794 - DAD... 172 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:59,453 [loud urination] 173 00:06:59,488 --> 00:07:00,799 - LYRIC, WHY? 174 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:03,699 WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DATE SOMEBODY YOUR DADDY'S AGE? 175 00:07:03,733 --> 00:07:06,115 DON'T YOU KNOW THAT OLD MEN ARE GROSS? 176 00:07:06,149 --> 00:07:07,357 - HEY! 177 00:07:07,392 --> 00:07:08,428 - IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. 178 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:09,981 LISTEN, ALL RIGHT? 179 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:12,224 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THE FIRST TIME HE ASKS YOU 180 00:07:12,259 --> 00:07:14,503 TO SHAVE HIS EARLOBES? 181 00:07:14,537 --> 00:07:18,679 - I ASKED YOU TO DO THAT ONE TIME. 182 00:07:18,714 --> 00:07:21,475 - LYRIC, EVERYTHING STARTS TO GO. 183 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:24,616 THE BACK GOES OUT, THE HEARING GOES OUT, 184 00:07:24,651 --> 00:07:25,686 THE MEMORY STARTS TO GO... 185 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:28,482 [urination continues, stops] 186 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:30,035 SHHH, HE'S COMING. 187 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:31,968 [urination continues] 188 00:07:32,003 --> 00:07:33,245 AND THEN THERE'S THAT! 189 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,385 THAT'S NONSTOP ALL NIGHT LONG! 190 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:38,181 [urination stops] - WELL, YOU'VE GOT YOUR NERVE. 191 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:40,632 YOU PEE WHEN YOU SNEEZE. 192 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:45,844 - LOOK, YOU TWO HAVE NEVER LIKED ANY OF MY BOYFRIENDS. 193 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:47,259 [urination continues] JESSE'S A GREAT GUY. 194 00:07:47,294 --> 00:07:50,193 ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE HIM. 195 00:07:50,228 --> 00:07:51,574 [urination stops] - HE'S COMING. 196 00:07:51,609 --> 00:07:52,817 SHH, SHH, SHH. 197 00:07:52,851 --> 00:07:54,128 - BEAUTIFUL BATHROOM. 198 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:57,028 WERE THOSE VINTAGE TIFFANY PENDANT LIGHTS? 199 00:07:57,062 --> 00:08:00,341 - YES! THANK YOU FOR NOTICING. 200 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:01,515 - YEAH, WELL, I NOTICED SOMETHING TOO. 201 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:03,724 I NOTICED YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS. 202 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:04,863 - DAD! 203 00:08:04,898 --> 00:08:06,416 - OH, BEFORE I FORGET, 204 00:08:06,451 --> 00:08:08,660 LET'S JUST PULL THIS OUT. 205 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:11,732 I, UH, GOT THIS FROM THE BEYONCE AND JAY Z WEDDING. 206 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:14,079 - SHUT UP! 207 00:08:14,114 --> 00:08:15,771 - THE WEDDING WAS BANANAS. 208 00:08:15,805 --> 00:08:17,669 THE GIFT BASKET HAD A LLAMA IN IT. 209 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:19,533 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED THE THING. 210 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:21,915 - I'LL GET A OPENER. 211 00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:24,400 [giggling] 212 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:26,506 - LOLLI. 213 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,817 - WHAT? 214 00:08:27,852 --> 00:08:30,510 NOW I GOTTA HATE WINE? 215 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:36,170 - [giggling] 216 00:08:36,205 --> 00:08:38,345 BOYCE, THERE'S MICHELLE OVER THERE. 217 00:08:38,379 --> 00:08:40,968 THAT MEANS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 218 00:08:41,003 --> 00:08:43,108 IS SOMEWHERE IN THIS HOUSE. 219 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:45,145 [high-pitched] BOYCE, I'M SO EXCITED. 220 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:46,560 OOH, BOYCE. 221 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:48,907 I FORGOT TO CUT THE TAG OFF MY DRESS. 222 00:08:48,942 --> 00:08:52,255 ALL RIGHT, I NEED YOU TO BITE IT OFF, GRACEFULLY. 223 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:54,361 - BUT, BABE, WHAT IF YOU WANNA RETURN IT? 224 00:08:54,395 --> 00:08:57,364 - BOYCE, I CAN'T RETURN A DRESS THAT I WORE TO SEE 225 00:08:57,398 --> 00:09:00,022 THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 226 00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:02,196 - OKAY. LOOK, BABE-- WOW. 227 00:09:02,231 --> 00:09:03,888 HE'S ONLY HALF BLACK. 228 00:09:03,922 --> 00:09:05,475 YOU PAID FULL PRICE FOR THIS DRESS. 229 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:06,718 YOU KNOW WHAT? 230 00:09:06,753 --> 00:09:08,306 I'M GONNA TUCK IT RIGHT UP IN THERE. 231 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,618 THERE--THERE IT IS. 232 00:09:09,652 --> 00:09:11,102 OH, THERE'S JESSE. 233 00:09:11,136 --> 00:09:12,482 LET ME GO TALK TO HIM. 234 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:14,657 - OH, NO, NO, BOYCE. BOYCE. 235 00:09:14,692 --> 00:09:17,177 I THOUGHT WE AGREED WE WERE JUST GONNA IGNORE JESSE 236 00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:18,765 UNTIL HE GOES AWAY. 237 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:20,732 YOU CAN'T COME UP IN HERE MAKING A SCENE 238 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,458 IN FRONT OF THE OBAMAS. 239 00:09:22,492 --> 00:09:23,804 - BABE, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE A SCENE. 240 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,185 I JUST WANNA GO OVER THERE 241 00:09:25,219 --> 00:09:28,360 AND QUIETLY PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO HIM. 242 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:31,260 - AND YOU THINK THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE A SCENE? 243 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:33,607 - LOOK, I LOOKED UP THIS JESSE ON THE INTERNET. 244 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:34,988 HE'S NEVER BEEN MARRIED. 245 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:37,438 HE DATES ONE WOMAN AFTER THE OTHER. 246 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:39,302 AND I GET IT. 247 00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:42,098 I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT A NICE LITTLE YOUNG LADY 248 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,652 ON YOUR ARM IN YOUR MIDDLE AGES, 249 00:09:43,686 --> 00:09:46,482 HANGING OFF YOU LIKE A LITTLE PIECE OF ARM CANDY, 250 00:09:46,516 --> 00:09:47,932 YOU KNOW? 251 00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:50,210 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I HAVE. 252 00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:52,453 YOU KNOW, AND I'M SAYING TO THEM, 253 00:09:52,488 --> 00:09:56,492 WHY SHOULDN'T THEY HAVE THAT TOO? 254 00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:58,114 OKAY. 255 00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:02,394 - WELL, LOLLI, THIS IS MY MOMENT. 256 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:04,673 I'M GONNA GIVE MICHELLE OBAMA MY CUPCAKE. 257 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:06,571 OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT HER. 258 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,986 SHE'S LIKE THE PERFECT WOMAN. 259 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:12,646 I MEAN, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND SMART AND CLASSY. 260 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:14,268 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? WHO AM I KIDDING? 261 00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:15,373 I CAN'T TALK TO HER. 262 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,754 - OF COURSE YOU CAN, STAMPS. 263 00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:18,790 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO. 264 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,758 - LOLLI, SHE'S THE FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES. 265 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:23,208 I'M JUST A COMMON CUPCAKE MAKER. 266 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,728 - REPEAT AFTER ME. 267 00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:27,730 YOU IS KIND. 268 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:29,663 YOU IS SMART. 269 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:33,529 YOU IS IMPORTANT. 270 00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:36,532 - SO THE CARDS ARE ON THE TABLE. 271 00:10:36,566 --> 00:10:38,707 WE'RE BOTH MEN OF THE WORLD, HUH? 272 00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:40,674 WE KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN. - OH, YEAH. 273 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,538 - WHO WOULDN'T WANT A YOUNG LADY ON THEIR ARM? 274 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:44,436 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. - THEY ARE EXCITING. 275 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:48,855 - EASY TO PLEASE. - THEY ARE IF YOU DO IT RIGHT. 276 00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:51,374 - THIS IS JUST NOT FUN ANYMORE. 277 00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:53,583 UH, LISTEN. 278 00:10:53,618 --> 00:10:56,414 LYRIC BALLENTINE IS NOT LIKE THAT. 279 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,967 I KNOW MY DAUGHTER. 280 00:10:58,002 --> 00:10:59,693 SHE'S IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL. 281 00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:03,559 SO ANYTHING SHORT OF THAT, WELL, IT'S NOT FAIR TO HER. 282 00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:04,698 - YOU'RE RIGHT, BOYCE. 283 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,320 I REALLY HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR LYRIC, 284 00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:08,391 AND I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK I'M JUST STRINGING HER ALONG. 285 00:11:08,426 --> 00:11:09,461 LET ME TALK TO HER. 286 00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:10,842 - GOOD. 287 00:11:10,877 --> 00:11:12,361 SO WE SEE EYE TO EYE? - YEAH. 288 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:14,225 - THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW. 289 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:16,503 WE'RE IN AN EYE-TO-EYE SITUATION. 290 00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:17,504 - YES. - ALL RIGHT. 291 00:11:17,538 --> 00:11:19,471 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 292 00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:22,785 - I IS IMPORTANT. - YES! 293 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,512 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. I'M GOIN' IN. 294 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,549 - HEY, BABE. 295 00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:29,930 - WHAT HAPPENED? - YOU'RE GONNA BE PROUD. 296 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,621 YOUR MAN HANDLED HIS BUSINESS. 297 00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:36,005 AND JUST GOT RID OF MORGAN FREEMAN OVER THERE. 298 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,319 - AND YOU DID IT ALL WITHOUT MAKING A SCENE. 299 00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:40,527 OH, HONEY. [gasps] 300 00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:42,563 I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE SAYING NOW. 301 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:44,669 - OH, HE'S SAYING, "I'M SORRY, LYRIC. 302 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,430 BUT YOU ARE TOO HONORABLE OF A WOMAN FOR ME." 303 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:51,469 AND SHE'S GOING, "BUT YOU ARE MY SPECIAL SOMETHING-SOMETHING." 304 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,714 - "I WISH I COULD BE, BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, 305 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,785 I'M A DOUCHE BAG." 306 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:00,236 - WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 307 00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:01,859 WH--WHAT IS GOING ON, BOYCE? 308 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:04,137 - HOPEFULLY, HE'S JUST HAVING A HEART ATTACK. 309 00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:07,588 - YES! YES, OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU! 310 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:09,280 [squealing] OH, MY GOSH! - MARRY HIM? 311 00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:11,351 - OH, MY GOD! - THE HELL SHE WILL! UH-UH. 312 00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:13,456 - EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. CAN I SEE YOUR WRIST BANDS? 313 00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:14,872 - OH, NO, NO, WE'RE GOOD. - YEAH, WE GOOD, WE STRAIGHT. 314 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:17,081 - THAT COLOR INDICATES YOU'RE IN THE WRONG AREA. 315 00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:18,461 - LOOK... - FOLLOW ME. 316 00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:19,877 - I JUST NEED TO TALK TO THAT GUY RIGHT THERE WITH-- 317 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,188 HE'S TRYING TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER. 318 00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:23,294 - KEEP WALKING, SIR. - COME ON. 319 00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:25,779 I SAID I'M TRYING TO-- - KEEP MOVING, SIR. 320 00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:27,919 - THIS IS ITALIAN! THIS IS ITALIAN! 321 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:30,715 LOOK, MAN, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE. 322 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,716 WE ARE V.I.P. 323 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,373 WE GOT RED WRIST BANDS. - RIGHT. 324 00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:36,238 - WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OUT HERE WITH THESE MOVIE EXTRAS! 325 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:41,691 CUT, AND SCENE. 326 00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:44,694 GOOD JOB, GUYS. 327 00:12:46,524 --> 00:12:47,732 - [knocks on window] MA'AM! 328 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,320 GET HIM! NO, THE ONE NEXT TO HIM! 329 00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:50,666 THE ONE KISSING THE CHILD IN THE MOUTH! 330 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,186 - SIR, STEP AWAY FROM THE WINDOW. 331 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,015 - MAN, I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. 332 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,706 I CAN GO ANYWHERE I WANT TO. 333 00:12:56,741 --> 00:13:00,055 - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE TRIP TO GUANTANAMO BAY? 334 00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:02,574 - WHY--WHY WOULD YOU THREATEN ME LIKE THAT, MAN? COME ON. 335 00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:04,369 THIS IS AN EVENT ABOUT LOVE, MAN. 336 00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:06,337 THIS IS BARACK OBAMA NOW. 337 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,614 COME ON, MAN. 338 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:09,167 DO IT FOR THE VINE. - HE AIN'T GONNA DO IT. 339 00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:11,721 - DO IT FOR THE VINE. - HE AIN'T GONNA DO IT. 340 00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:13,723 - HE AIN'T GONNA DO IT, BABY. 341 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:17,797 - BOYCE, OUR BABY IS ABOUT TO MARRY A MAN TWICE HER AGE. 342 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,972 SHE'S ABOUT TO MARRY A MAN YOUR AGE! 343 00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:23,285 AND IF YOU CAN'T STOP THIS, I WILL. 344 00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:25,390 HOLD MY PURSE. 345 00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:27,668 HELLO, HANDSOME. 346 00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:29,601 UM, I KNOW YOU HAVE A JOB TO DO, 347 00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:32,535 BUT IF YOU WOULD JUST LET ME AND MY GIRLS 348 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,986 SQUEEZE PAST YOUR ROCK-HARD BODY, 349 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:37,368 I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL. 350 00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:38,679 [giggles] 351 00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:41,717 - I'M GAY. 352 00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:44,168 - UH, WELL... [stammers] 353 00:13:46,722 --> 00:13:48,103 - WOW. 354 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:50,174 BABE, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY 355 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,073 YOU AND THE GIRLS COULDN'T GET PAST A BOUNCER. 356 00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:54,695 [chuckles] - NICE, BOYCE. 357 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:57,250 AS IF THIS NIGHT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH! 358 00:13:57,284 --> 00:14:00,011 [sighs] 359 00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:01,806 - FORGET THE ASCOT, THE POCKET SQUARE. 360 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,981 FORGET THE LITTLE BLACK BOW TIE AND STUFF. 361 00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,845 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT. 362 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,744 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE MR. COOL. HE FROM CHICAGO. 363 00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:12,230 HE NEED TO STEP HIS GAME UP TO REPRESENT FOR THE BRAHS. 364 00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:15,509 WHILE YOU LOOKING ALL GOOD IN A DRESS AND EVERYTHING... 365 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,514 - HERE YOU GUYS ARE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 366 00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:21,895 - MOM, DAD, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 367 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,690 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE IT. 368 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:26,589 JESSE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM, AND I SAID YES. 369 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:30,041 - WHAT? THIS IS CRAZY! 370 00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:31,215 - AND IT GETS BETTER. 371 00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:33,700 - IT WOULD ALMOST HAVE TO. 372 00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:34,943 - WHEN THE OBAMAS HEARD, 373 00:14:34,977 --> 00:14:37,359 THEY OFFERED TO FLY US TO HAWAII ON AIR FORCE ONE 374 00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,154 SO WE CAN GET MARRIED ON THE BEACH. 375 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:40,258 WE LEAVE TONIGHT. 376 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,191 both: WHAT? TONIGHT? - YEAH! 377 00:14:42,226 --> 00:14:43,330 - HOW 'BOUT THAT, BOYCE? 378 00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:44,400 A WEDDING YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR. 379 00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:47,300 EXCEPT FOR WITH YOUR TAX DOLLARS. 380 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,543 - OH, TELL ME EVERYTHING. 381 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,373 BOYCE, THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. 382 00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:54,376 STOP ACTING LIKE A PREACHER AND START ACTING LIKE A THUG. 383 00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:57,448 - OH, NO, IT'S OKAY, FRANK. 384 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,208 SHE'S WITH ME. COME ON. 385 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:00,382 - [snaps] 386 00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:04,351 - YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE? 387 00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:06,043 I THOUGHT WE HAD THE EYE-TO-EYE THING. 388 00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:07,216 - WE DID! 389 00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,839 THAT LITTLE TALK WE HAD REALLY SET ME STRAIGHT. 390 00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,911 I WAS AFRAID I WAS GONNA LOSE LYRIC. 391 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,982 I NEVER MET A WOMAN LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER. 392 00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:17,399 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, KIND, SWEET. 393 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,125 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO BE OUR AGE, 394 00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:20,436 WE KNOW WHAT'S REAL. 395 00:15:20,471 --> 00:15:23,025 - OH, WELL, THAT IS JUST NICE. 396 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,337 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 397 00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:26,580 I SWEAR I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY RELIGION UP IN HERE. 398 00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,168 BECAUSE THERE AIN'T NO WAY 399 00:15:28,203 --> 00:15:31,447 MY DAUGHTER'S ABOUT TO MARRY SOME OLD [bleep bleep]! 400 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:33,277 - HEY, HEY, MAN! 401 00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:35,520 WE'RE AT AN OBAMA EVENT. 402 00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:36,866 YOU CAN'T BE TALKING LIKE THAT! 403 00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,110 THERE'S WHITE FOLKS AROUND! 404 00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:41,354 I HEARD ALL THE INSULTS, ALL THE OLD GUY STUFF. 405 00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:42,838 I'VE BEEN CUTTING YOU A LOT OF SLACK TODAY. 406 00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:44,598 - OH, YOU'VE BEEN CUTTING ME A LOT OF SLACK? 407 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:45,875 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! 408 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,739 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GENTLEMAN--TO YOU! 409 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:49,949 - HEY, DON'T POKE ME, MAN. - OH, THAT WASN'T A POKE. 410 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,329 IF I WANT TO POKE YOU, I'MA POKE YOU. 411 00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:52,606 - OH, THEN I'M JUST GONNA POKE YOU BACK. 412 00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:53,814 - WELL, WATCH THIS. 413 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,195 I'MA POKE YOU WITH TWO FINGERS. 414 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,921 - OH, WELL, I'M GONNA DO THE SHOTGUN POKE. 415 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,681 - WHAT KIND OF-- - PA-POW! 416 00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:00,511 - [grunts] 417 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,375 YOU POKED MY BURSITIS, MAN! 418 00:16:02,409 --> 00:16:04,411 THAT'S NOT COOL. I GOTTA GO IN THE HOUSE. 419 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,690 - DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME! GET BACK HERE! 420 00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:09,037 - [male voice] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 421 00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:10,521 THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 422 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:11,798 [Hail to the Chiefplays] 423 00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:14,835 - LOLLI! LYRIC! 424 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,493 OOH, IS THAT CHANNING TATUM? 425 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,737 TELL THAT GUY HE'S TOO OLD TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER! 426 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,326 SHE'S JUST A KID! MR. PRESIDENT! 427 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,327 MR. OBAMA! 428 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:24,397 BARACK! 429 00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:25,605 BARRY! 430 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,055 - [shouting indistinctly] 431 00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:31,438 BOYCE BALLENTINE. 432 00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:34,062 I ASKED YOU NOT TO MAKE A SCENE. 433 00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:35,097 AND WHAT DID YOU DO? 434 00:16:35,132 --> 00:16:36,892 YOU MADE A SCENE, HUH? 435 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,859 I WANTED MICHELLE TO SEE ME IN MY DRESS. 436 00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:41,345 MICHELLE DIDN'T GET TO SEE ME IN MY DRESS. 437 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,588 AND NOW, OUR DAUGHTER IS OUT MARRYING SOME OLD MAN 438 00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:45,176 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW. 439 00:16:45,211 --> 00:16:49,353 YOU KNOW I AIN'T TAKING THIS DRESS BACK NOW, DON'T YOU? 440 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:52,804 - LOOK, BABE, I DON'T MEAN TO BE INSENSITIVE, BUT... 441 00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:55,462 AM I GETTING SOME COFFEE OR NOT? 442 00:16:57,706 --> 00:16:59,639 LYRIC? 443 00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:01,641 - BABY GIRL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 444 00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:04,437 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A PLANE TO HAWAII. 445 00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:05,990 - WE DECIDED NOT TO GET MARRIED. 446 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,129 IT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT IF YOU TWO 447 00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:08,958 WEREN'T GOING TO BE A PART OF IT. 448 00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:14,240 - OH, COME HERE, YOU POOR, POOR THING. 449 00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:16,897 HOW DID JESSE TAKE IT? 450 00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:18,037 - WELL, HE DIDN'T WANNA GET MARRIED 451 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,314 WITHOUT YOUR BLESSING EITHER. 452 00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:22,489 FOR SOME STUPID REASON, WHAT YOU THINK MATTERS TO HIM. 453 00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:24,043 - WOW. 454 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,492 THAT TAKES WISDOM. 455 00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:28,461 WHICH COMES WITH AGE. 456 00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:31,567 BECAUSE HE'S OLD. 457 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,052 - DAD, WOULD YOU STOP? 458 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,708 YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM. 459 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,780 I LOVE HIM. SO WHAT IF HE'S OLDER THAN ME? 460 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,920 - [scoffs] LYRIC, 461 00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:41,888 IS THERE SOMETHING THAT I DID OR DIDN'T DO 462 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,441 THAT'S GIVING YOU THESE... 463 00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:44,925 - DADDY ISSUES. 464 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:49,378 - OR MOMMY ISSUES: WE DO CO-PARENT. 465 00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,415 - LOOK, MAYBE I DO HAVE DADDY ISSUES. 466 00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:53,072 BECAUSE I WANT SOMEONE WHO TREATS ME 467 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,385 AS GOOD AS YOU ALWAYS HAVE. 468 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,180 DAD, I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS. 469 00:17:58,215 --> 00:18:01,149 AND THEY'RE HIGH BECAUSE OF YOU. 470 00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:08,777 - LOOK, BABY GIRL. 471 00:18:08,811 --> 00:18:10,882 IF YOU AND JESSE REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER 472 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,747 AND HE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT WHAT I THINK, 473 00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:18,994 THEN MAYBE HE'S A BETTER MAN THAN I'M GIVING HIM CREDIT FOR. 474 00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:21,169 - SO YOU'RE GONNA GIVE US YOUR BLESSING? 475 00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:24,862 - OH, OH, BABY STEPS, BABY. 476 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,726 - I THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER IS SAYING 477 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,418 IS THAT WE WON'T FORBID THE RELATIONSHIP. 478 00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:30,592 RIGHT, BOYCE? 479 00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:32,594 I MEAN, AND MAYBE ONE DAY, 480 00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:34,975 WE'LL BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU OUR BLESSING. 481 00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,598 - MAYBE. 482 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:38,703 - YEAH, I'M GONNA PRAY FOR THAT. [giggles] 483 00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:40,740 - WELL, I'MA PRAY FOR SOMETHING TOO, 484 00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:43,708 AND WE'LL JUST SEE WHO GOD LIKES BEST. 485 00:18:47,505 --> 00:18:49,128 - LOLLI, WHAT'S WITH THE WEDDING MAGAZINES? 486 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,234 ARE YOU SERIOUSLY LOOKING FOR A MOTHER-OF-THE-BRIDE DRESS? 487 00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:53,649 - BOYCE, THESE AREN'T MINE! 488 00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:57,136 I'M KEEPING THESE MAGAZINES FOR A FRIEND. 489 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,172 - I THOUGHT WE WERE HOPING 490 00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,623 THAT THIS WHOLE JESSE THING WOULD GO AWAY. 491 00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:04,557 - BOYCE, LYRIC IS GONNA GET MARRIED ONE DAY. 492 00:19:04,591 --> 00:19:06,214 AND I'M GONNA BE READY. 493 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:09,217 BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT SHOES 494 00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:11,046 OR SOMETHING. 495 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,772 YOU DIDN'T LOOK IN THE GARAGE, DID YOU? 496 00:19:12,806 --> 00:19:14,325 - NO. - YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE 497 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,948 I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT SHOES OR SOMETHING. 498 00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:19,054 - HEY, Y'ALL. TURN THE TV UP. 499 00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:20,849 THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT OBAMA THING. 500 00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,816 - [TV announcer] A WILD NIGHT LAST NIGHT 501 00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,404 AS PRESIDENT OBAMA ATTENDED A RECEPTION 502 00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:25,716 IN THE ST. LOUIS AREA. 503 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,960 FOLLOWING A CONTROVERSY OVER THE COLOR OF HIS WRISTBAND, 504 00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:30,376 FORMER CELEBRITY "BOYCE THE VOICE" BALLENTINE 505 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,895 WAS ESCORTED OFF THE PREMISES BY SECRET SERVICE. 506 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:33,896 - BARACK! 507 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,691 BARRY! 508 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:38,453 - AND IN WHAT POLICE BELIEVE TO BE AN UNRELATED INCIDENT, 509 00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:40,834 A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE ADDRESSED TO THE FIRST LADY 510 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:44,183 WAS REMOVED FROM THE RESIDENCE BY BOMB-SQUAD SPECIALISTS. 511 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,253 - THAT'S MY CUPCAKE. 512 00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:46,840 [explosion] 513 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:50,706 - OH, THEY JUST BLEW YOUR CUPCAKE UP. 514 00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:52,501 - STAMPS, NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 515 00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:54,331 REMEMBER WHAT I SAID. 516 00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:55,884 YOU IS KIND. 517 00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:57,851 both: YOU IS SMART. 518 00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:00,406 all: YOU IS IMPORTANT. 519 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:05,790 [soul music] 520 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:13,833 ♪ 521 00:20:21,565 --> 00:20:24,809 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 37661

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