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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,933 --> 00:00:05,108 - TONIGHT THE SOUL MAN IS BROADCAST LIVE 2 00:00:05,143 --> 00:00:07,490 IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYBODY. 3 00:00:07,524 --> 00:00:09,802 - OOH, PRAY FOR US! 4 00:00:09,837 --> 00:00:11,494 - STOP! NO! - GIRL, WHERE YOU GOING? 5 00:00:11,528 --> 00:00:12,909 I JUST WANNA LOVE YOU. - BECAUSE, STAMPS, 6 00:00:12,943 --> 00:00:14,807 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SET THE ALARM. 7 00:00:14,842 --> 00:00:16,464 - I-I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE. 8 00:00:16,499 --> 00:00:18,052 - WELL, BOYCE AND LOLLI ARE GONNA KILL US 9 00:00:18,087 --> 00:00:20,261 IF THEY FIND OUT THAT I SPENT THE NIGHT AGAIN. 10 00:00:20,296 --> 00:00:21,573 - WELL, BEFORE YOU GO... - HUH? 11 00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:24,576 - AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 12 00:00:24,610 --> 00:00:26,474 - I THOUGHT I JUST PUT THAT ON. 13 00:00:26,509 --> 00:00:28,511 - YOU DID. - OOH! [laughs] 14 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:30,099 YOU BAD. 15 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:31,410 LOLLI! 16 00:00:31,445 --> 00:00:33,240 - OH, AND, GIRL, THAT IS HOW JELLYBEANS ARE MADE. 17 00:00:33,274 --> 00:00:35,173 - OH, OKAY. 18 00:00:35,207 --> 00:00:36,484 - OH, HEY, LOLLI. 19 00:00:36,519 --> 00:00:37,658 - WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? 20 00:00:37,692 --> 00:00:39,349 - OH, NOTHING. I JUST GOT HERE. 21 00:00:39,384 --> 00:00:40,799 MM-HMM. 22 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,974 - THEN WHY IS YOUR BRA IN YOUR POCKET? 23 00:00:44,009 --> 00:00:46,529 - HEY, BABE. CHECK IT OUT. 24 00:00:46,563 --> 00:00:49,911 "A NIGHT WITH BOYCE THE VOICE. SOLD OUT." 25 00:00:49,946 --> 00:00:51,327 YOUR MAN'S STILL GOT IT, BABY. 26 00:00:51,361 --> 00:00:53,881 - OH, WELL, COME GIVE ME SOME OF IT. 27 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:55,400 - [chuckles] - MWAH. 28 00:00:55,434 --> 00:00:56,746 HONEY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 29 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,748 THIS IS SO NICE THAT YOU'RE RAISING MONEY 30 00:00:58,782 --> 00:01:00,405 FOR THE YOUTH CAMP. - YEAH. 31 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:02,545 YOU KNOW, STAMPS AND I, WE WENT TO CAMP SHAWNEE 32 00:01:02,579 --> 00:01:05,341 EVERY SUMMER WHEN WE WERE KIDS, YOU KNOW. 33 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:06,721 IT'S THE FIRST PLACE I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY 34 00:01:06,756 --> 00:01:09,862 "HIDE AND GO GET IT." 35 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:13,142 I AIN'T NEVER GET IT, THOUGH. 36 00:01:13,176 --> 00:01:16,076 - I AM EXCITED, THOUGH, TO HAVE THE WHOLE GROUP BACK TOGETHER. 37 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,595 I HEARD FROM THE DANCERS, AND THEY'LL BE HERE SOON. 38 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,183 - COOL. DANCERS ON THE WAY, 39 00:01:20,218 --> 00:01:21,702 BAND IS ON THE BUS, 40 00:01:21,736 --> 00:01:23,359 AND WE GOT EIGHT HOURS TILL SHOWTIME. 41 00:01:23,393 --> 00:01:24,877 [chuckles] 42 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:27,190 BABE, I CAN'T WAIT TO BE BACK ON THAT STAGE 43 00:01:27,225 --> 00:01:28,260 DOING A SHOW. 44 00:01:28,295 --> 00:01:30,090 A LIVE SHOW. 45 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:33,093 [soul music] 46 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:41,101 ♪ 47 00:01:42,274 --> 00:01:44,483 - ♪ YEAH 48 00:01:44,518 --> 00:01:48,936 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN ♪ 49 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:51,249 - BOYCE... [sighs] 50 00:01:51,283 --> 00:01:53,803 WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT STAMPS. 51 00:01:53,837 --> 00:01:55,391 HE'S BEEN WITH US LIVING HERE 52 00:01:55,425 --> 00:01:57,393 FOR A YEAR NOW, ALL RIGHT? 53 00:01:57,427 --> 00:02:00,361 AND HE'S GOT MY SISTER SLEEPING UPSTAIRS. 54 00:02:00,396 --> 00:02:02,812 I CAN'T EVEN GO IN OUR DAUGHTER'S BEDROOM ANYMORE. 55 00:02:02,846 --> 00:02:06,850 IT SMELLS LIKE COCONUT OIL AND SHAME. 56 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:08,300 - YEAH, AND YOU KNOW, LAST WEEK, 57 00:02:08,335 --> 00:02:10,233 HE MADE A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH 58 00:02:10,268 --> 00:02:11,821 WITH THE SAME KNIFE. 59 00:02:11,855 --> 00:02:14,789 GOT JELLY ALL IN MY PEANUT BUTTER. 60 00:02:14,824 --> 00:02:16,584 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT. 61 00:02:16,619 --> 00:02:18,379 - YOU THINK THAT'S SOMETHING? 62 00:02:18,414 --> 00:02:21,382 LAST WEEK, HE DRIED HIS FUNKY GYM CLOTHES 63 00:02:21,417 --> 00:02:23,626 IN THE MICROWAVE. 64 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,662 STAMPS HAS GOT TO GO. 65 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:26,767 - YOU'RE RIGHT, BABE. 66 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:28,424 I'LL GO TALK TO HIM, ALL RIGHT? 67 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,736 - GOOD, AND-- AND T-TELL HIM WE LOVE HIM. 68 00:02:30,771 --> 00:02:32,669 IT'S--TELL HIM WE'LL MISS HIM. 69 00:02:32,704 --> 00:02:34,223 TELL HIM DON'T LEAVE THIS HOUSE 70 00:02:34,257 --> 00:02:38,503 WITH MY SWEATIN' TO THE OLD TESTAMENTDVDs. 71 00:02:38,537 --> 00:02:41,851 - ALL RIGHT, I MEAN, HE ALREADY BURNED A COPY, YOU KNOW. 72 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:46,545 STAMPS! HA, HA, WHAT'S UP, STAMPS? 73 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:47,719 - WHAT'S UP, BRO? 74 00:02:47,753 --> 00:02:49,376 - HOW YOU DOING, MAN? - I'M GOOD. 75 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,964 - DOING GOOD, GOT YOUR CUPCAKE BUSINESS GOING, 76 00:02:51,999 --> 00:02:53,932 AND YOU'RE SAVING A LITTLE MONEY. 77 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,554 THINGS GOING WELL, MAN. 78 00:02:55,589 --> 00:02:56,728 - THANKS, BOYCE. 79 00:02:56,762 --> 00:02:57,832 - [chuckles] YEAH. 80 00:02:57,867 --> 00:03:00,904 LOLLI WANTS YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT. 81 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:02,043 - WHAT'D I DO? 82 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:03,459 - YOU'RE 36, 83 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:05,426 AND YOU'RE SLEEPING IN MY DAUGHTER'S PINK BED. 84 00:03:05,461 --> 00:03:08,326 - I DON'T SEE COLOR, BOYCE. 85 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,810 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MAN. I'M JUST PLAYING. 86 00:03:09,844 --> 00:03:11,536 OKAY, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD GET MY OWN PLACE. 87 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,331 - ALL RIGHT, GOOD MAN. ALL RIGHT, GOOD CALL. 88 00:03:13,365 --> 00:03:14,332 [phone rings] 89 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:16,126 HUH. AH, IT'S DADDY. 90 00:03:16,161 --> 00:03:17,818 - AH. 91 00:03:17,852 --> 00:03:19,613 - HEY, DADDY'S WHAT'S UP? 92 00:03:19,647 --> 00:03:21,822 - BOYCE, I NEED YOU TO COME DOWN HERE TO THE CHURCH. 93 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:24,756 THE ELDERS HAVE SOMETHING THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 94 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:26,999 - WELL, YOU KNOW I LIKE TO CHILL BEFORE THE SHOW. 95 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:28,346 CAN THIS WAIT? 96 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:29,554 - SURE, IT CAN WAIT. 97 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:32,350 THAT'S WHY I BOTHERED TO CALL YOU. 98 00:03:32,384 --> 00:03:34,938 GET YOUR BUTT ON DOWN HERE! 99 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:36,285 - NAH, I AIN'T JUMP JUST BECAUSE 100 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,045 OLD GRUMPY DADDY SAYS "JUMP." 101 00:03:38,079 --> 00:03:39,564 YOU KNOW, I'M A GROWN MAN. [phone rings] 102 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:42,187 I'M ALREADY IN THE CAR, DADDY. OKAY? 103 00:03:44,465 --> 00:03:45,501 - HEY--HEY, BABE. - YEAH? 104 00:03:45,535 --> 00:03:46,674 - GUESS WHAT. - HUH? 105 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:48,711 - YOUR MAN IS GETTING HIS OWN PLACE. 106 00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:50,057 - OH. - MM-HMM. 107 00:03:50,091 --> 00:03:51,990 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING IT'S TIME 108 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,647 FOR ME TO MOVE OUTTA HERE. 109 00:03:53,681 --> 00:03:55,407 AND COINCIDENTALLY, SO DOES BOYCE AND LOLLI. 110 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:57,547 - [laughs] OH, WELL, STAMPS, 111 00:03:57,582 --> 00:03:59,169 IF YOU'RE GONNA MOVE OUT OF HERE, 112 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:01,655 THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE IN WITH ME, HUH? 113 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:03,622 I MEAN, COUPLES DO THAT, YOU KNOW. 114 00:04:03,657 --> 00:04:05,555 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. WE ARE A COUPLE, HUH? 115 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:07,316 - WELL, HAVE WE SLEPT TOGETHER MORE THAN THREE TIMES? 116 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:10,008 - WELL, YES. - THEN WE'RE A COUPLE. 117 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,009 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S DO THIS. 118 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,148 - YEAH? - BUT WAIT-- 119 00:04:12,182 --> 00:04:15,151 WHAT ABOUT YOUR ROOMMATE? - OH. HANDLED. 120 00:04:15,185 --> 00:04:16,946 HI, BRENDA? 121 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:18,119 I HAVE SOME NEWS. 122 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:20,674 [laughs] 123 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:22,676 GIRL, YOU ARE CRAZY. 124 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:23,780 [laughing] 125 00:04:23,815 --> 00:04:25,541 YEAH, STAMPS IS MOVING IN. 126 00:04:25,575 --> 00:04:28,475 YOU GONNA HAVE TO FIND A NEW PLACE. 127 00:04:28,509 --> 00:04:30,615 UH-HUH. 128 00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:33,687 UH-HUH. 129 00:04:33,721 --> 00:04:35,136 SEE? NO PROBLEM. 130 00:04:35,171 --> 00:04:36,414 - SHE MAD? 131 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:39,209 - YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAY HERE TONIGHT. 132 00:04:40,797 --> 00:04:42,696 [upbeat music] 133 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:44,042 - YOU CAN'T JUST PUT THE CRYING BABIES 134 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,975 IN THE BASEMENT 'CAUSE THEY'RE MAKING NOISE. 135 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:48,011 [overlapping chatter] 136 00:04:50,497 --> 00:04:54,052 - WHAT WE CELEBRATING, FELLAS? [chuckles] 137 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:57,262 - THEY'RE NOT AS HAPPY AS THEY LOOK. 138 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:01,059 YOU GOT A PROBLEM, SON. HERE. 139 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:03,441 - "I WANNA HAVE SEX WICHOO, 140 00:05:03,475 --> 00:05:05,305 BITE YOUR THIGH..." 141 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,928 WHAT IS THIS, A SONG REQUEST LIST FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW? 142 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:09,205 [chuckles] 143 00:05:09,239 --> 00:05:10,793 "SPANKIN' AIN'T JUST FOR KIDS." 144 00:05:10,827 --> 00:05:12,898 I KNOW THAT'S FROM YOU, BROTHER DAVIS. 145 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:13,934 OKAY. 146 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:16,039 - THOSE AREN'T REQUESTS. 147 00:05:16,074 --> 00:05:17,558 THE ELDERS HAVE DECIDED THAT THOSE SONGS 148 00:05:17,593 --> 00:05:20,527 ARE TOO RISQUE FOR YOU TO SING IN YOUR SHOW TONIGHT. 149 00:05:20,561 --> 00:05:22,701 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THESE ARE ALL MY HITS. 150 00:05:22,736 --> 00:05:24,634 THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE ARE PAYING TO HEAR. 151 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:26,360 - SING THOSE SONGS, AND YOU'RE IN VIOLATION 152 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:28,155 OF YOUR MORALITY CLAUSE. 153 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:30,709 CLEAN UP YOUR ACT, OR CLEAN OUT YOUR PULPIT. 154 00:05:30,744 --> 00:05:32,815 - ARE YOU SERIOUS, DADDY? - I-I'M SORRY, SON. 155 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,541 BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, 156 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:36,957 THE ELDERS ARE EXTREMELY WORKED UP ABOUT IT. 157 00:05:40,823 --> 00:05:43,757 - WELL, WHAT DO Y'ALL EXPECT ME TO DO--SING HYMNS? 158 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:46,311 [elders shouting in agreement] 159 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,209 - OH, I GOT A HYMN FOR YA. 160 00:05:48,244 --> 00:05:49,970 ♪ MM-MM-MM 161 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:52,006 NO! 162 00:05:56,459 --> 00:05:57,426 [plays chord] 163 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:59,186 - ♪ OH, BABY, IT'S TIME 164 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:01,361 ♪ TO LOCK THE DOOR 165 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:04,812 ♪ I WANNA HEAR THAT CLOTHING HIT THE FLOOR ♪ 166 00:06:04,847 --> 00:06:06,124 ♪ I WANNA HAVE 167 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:09,161 ♪ SNACKS WICHOO 168 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,268 SNACKS. 169 00:06:12,302 --> 00:06:14,270 - BOYCE, DID YOU KNOW 170 00:06:14,304 --> 00:06:16,824 THAT STAMPS WAS PLANNING ON MOVING IN WITH KIM? 171 00:06:16,859 --> 00:06:18,550 - NO, BUT THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT? 172 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:20,518 - NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING. 173 00:06:20,552 --> 00:06:22,692 - EXACTLY. THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING. 174 00:06:22,727 --> 00:06:24,522 WHY IS THAT NOT A GOOD THING? 175 00:06:24,556 --> 00:06:26,696 - BOYCE, I DON'T WANT MY SISTER LIVING WITH STAMPS. 176 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:29,527 I CAN'T HAVE HER GETTING SERIOUS ABOUT HIM. 177 00:06:29,561 --> 00:06:32,840 HE'S A IMMATURE, NARCISSISTIC MAN-CHILD, 178 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:35,878 AND HE'S STILL GOT BABY HAIR. 179 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:38,708 - OKAY, BABE, THAT'S MY BROTHER WE TALKING ABOUT, OKAY? 180 00:06:38,743 --> 00:06:41,711 SO IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR SISTER IS SO PERFECT. 181 00:06:41,746 --> 00:06:42,954 - WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT? 182 00:06:42,988 --> 00:06:45,405 - [chuckles] I MEAN, WORDS COME TO MIND. 183 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,821 I MEAN, ARROGANT, CONTROLLING. 184 00:06:47,855 --> 00:06:49,823 [chuckling] SHE'S A LOT LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 185 00:06:51,894 --> 00:06:53,413 I MEAN, COME ON, LOLLI. 186 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:57,244 EVERYBODY KNOW THAT'S WHY YOUR DADDY DRINK. 187 00:06:57,278 --> 00:06:58,625 - WOW! 188 00:06:58,659 --> 00:07:00,523 YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MY GRANDDADDY TOO? 189 00:07:00,558 --> 00:07:01,904 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 190 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:03,526 YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS A HARDWORKING MAN. 191 00:07:03,561 --> 00:07:04,631 I MEAN, HE WOULD HAVE TO BE 192 00:07:04,665 --> 00:07:06,149 IN ORDER TO TAKE CARE OF HIS FAMILY 193 00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:08,876 AND THE OTHER FAMILY HE HAD ACROSS TOWN, YOU KNOW. 194 00:07:08,911 --> 00:07:10,119 [doorbell rings] 195 00:07:10,153 --> 00:07:11,810 YOU KNOW, I'M-- I'MA GET THE DOOR. 196 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:15,020 I'M GONNA GET THE DOOR. 197 00:07:15,055 --> 00:07:17,264 both: HI! - [laughs] 198 00:07:17,298 --> 00:07:19,887 IF IT AIN'T BOYCE'S BOUNCING BOOTY BRIGADE! 199 00:07:19,922 --> 00:07:21,441 - OH! - OH, MY GIRLS! 200 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:22,821 [squeals] 201 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:25,065 - LOLLI, YOU LOOK AMAZING. 202 00:07:25,099 --> 00:07:27,792 - AND I CAN STILL DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT. 203 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:30,242 I JUST CAN'T PICK IT BACK UP. 204 00:07:30,277 --> 00:07:32,348 - WE APPEAR TO BE ONE BOUNCING BOOTY SHORT. 205 00:07:32,382 --> 00:07:33,453 WHERE'S RITA? 206 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:36,456 - HEY, Y'ALL! 207 00:07:42,703 --> 00:07:44,602 THE GANG IS BACK TOGETHER. 208 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:46,189 - WELL, LOOK AT YOU! 209 00:07:46,224 --> 00:07:48,295 HONEY, WHEN ARE YOU DUE? 210 00:07:48,329 --> 00:07:49,883 - DUE FOR WHAT? 211 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:50,884 - WITH THE-- - UH-- 212 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:52,092 - OH, THIS? MM-MM. 213 00:07:52,126 --> 00:07:54,646 I STOPPED AT TACO BELL. I'M JUST FULL. 214 00:07:54,681 --> 00:07:56,510 - WELL, UH, YOU LOOK LIKE 215 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:58,719 YOU ABOUT 11 MONTHS PREGNANT. 216 00:07:58,754 --> 00:08:00,203 - I'M NOT PREGNANT. 217 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:02,896 I'M TELLING YOU, ONE GOOD POOT, AND I'M GOOD TO GO. 218 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:04,104 - GOOD! 219 00:08:04,138 --> 00:08:06,175 [chuckles] GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 220 00:08:06,209 --> 00:08:08,557 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 221 00:08:08,591 --> 00:08:10,904 BABE, WE CAN'T DO THE SHOW WITHOUT RITA. 222 00:08:10,938 --> 00:08:12,768 SHE'S MY BEST BACKUP SINGER AND DANCER. 223 00:08:12,802 --> 00:08:15,425 - BOYCE, IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME TO GET ANOTHER DANCER. 224 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:18,428 YOU GOTTA TRUST ME ON THIS. I CAN MAKE THIS WORK. 225 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:19,533 - I DON'T SEE HOW, LOLLI. 226 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:20,741 I MEAN, I CAN SEE A OUTLINE 227 00:08:20,776 --> 00:08:24,193 OF THE BABY'S FACE THROUGH HER LEOTARD. 228 00:08:24,227 --> 00:08:28,300 EITHER SHE HAVING A BOY OR A STRONG-FACED GIRL. 229 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,788 [sighs] STAMPS... 230 00:08:32,822 --> 00:08:34,824 LOOK, MAN, YOU CANNOT MOVE IN WITH KIM. 231 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:36,205 - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 232 00:08:36,239 --> 00:08:37,413 YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME TO MOVE OUT. 233 00:08:37,447 --> 00:08:38,690 - LOOK, WHEN I SAID MOVE OUT, 234 00:08:38,725 --> 00:08:40,623 I MEANT YOU GET YOUR OWN PLACE, MAN. 235 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:43,246 YOU GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO SETTLE DOWN WITH ONE WOMAN 236 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:45,939 AND BE MISERABLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 237 00:08:45,973 --> 00:08:47,837 - WHAT, TOO YOUNG TO SETTLE DOWN, 238 00:08:47,872 --> 00:08:49,529 TOO OLD TO LIVE HERE? 239 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,703 36 IS AN AWKWARD AGE. 240 00:08:51,738 --> 00:08:53,912 ANYWAY, BRO, WE GOT A PROBLEM. 241 00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:56,087 THE BAND BUS IS STUCK IN A DITCH IN IOWA. 242 00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:57,260 - IOWA? 243 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:58,641 BUT THEY WERE COMING FROM FLORIDA. 244 00:08:58,676 --> 00:09:01,092 HOW DID THEY OVERSHOOT AN ENTIRE STATE? 245 00:09:01,126 --> 00:09:02,472 - GREG IS DRIVING. 246 00:09:02,507 --> 00:09:03,853 - OH. 247 00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:06,891 WE AIN'T GONNA NEVER SEE THEM BROTHERS AGAIN. 248 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:08,824 ALL RIGHT, MAN, I NEED A BAND. 249 00:09:08,858 --> 00:09:11,240 I'M--I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO CALL CRAZY RUDY. 250 00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:13,794 - NO, NO, NO, BRO, YOU CAN'T CALL CRAZY RUDY. 251 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:17,557 IT'S NOT EVEN A NICKNAME. IT'S A DIAGNOSIS. 252 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,800 - LOOK, MAN, I MEAN, HE CAN PUT TOGETHER A BAND 253 00:09:19,835 --> 00:09:20,974 ON SHORT NOTICE, ALL RIGHT? 254 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:22,354 JUST TRUST ME ON THIS. - ALL RIGHT. 255 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,634 [phone rings] 256 00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:29,085 [audience cheers] - PHONE. 257 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,811 - HEY, RUDY, IT'S BOYCE. 258 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,537 - BOYCE BALLENTINE. 259 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,195 I SUPPOSE YOU WONDERING WHY I CALLED. 260 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,755 - HEY, UH, HEY, LISTEN, RUDY, MAN. 261 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:44,825 I WAS WONDERING, COULD YOU PUT 262 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,758 A BAND TOGETHER FOR ME FOR TONIGHT? 263 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:49,761 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. MY SCHEDULE IS PRETTY FULL. 264 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:51,521 DID YOU SEE ME PLAYING AT MANDELA'S FUNERAL? 265 00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:53,903 YEAH, BABY, I ROCKED IT. GOT DOWN. 266 00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:55,525 - YEAH, YEAH, I SAW THAT. 267 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,736 HE WASN'T IN NO DAMN MANDELA'S FUNERAL. 268 00:09:58,770 --> 00:09:59,978 HEY--HEY, RUDY. 269 00:10:00,013 --> 00:10:01,946 LOOK, CAN I COUNT ON YOU FOR TONIGHT, MAN? 270 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,499 - LET ME THINK ON IT, ALL RIGHT? 271 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:04,914 I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 272 00:10:04,949 --> 00:10:06,502 - THE SHOW IS TONIGHT! 273 00:10:06,536 --> 00:10:08,055 RUDY, HELLO? 274 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,988 AW, MAN! CAN'T COUNT ON RUDY. 275 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:12,232 - TOLD YOU. [phone rings] 276 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:14,717 OH, IT'S PHIL DOWN AT THE VENUE. 277 00:10:14,752 --> 00:10:16,546 - HELLO. THIS BETTER BE GOOD NEWS. 278 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:17,720 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 279 00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:19,584 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DOUBLE-BOOKED? 280 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,104 NO, YOU STAY RIGHT THERE. I'M COMING DOWN THERE. 281 00:10:22,138 --> 00:10:23,761 AW, MAN. 282 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:25,935 I AIN'T GOT NO SONGS, I LOST MY BAND, 283 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,523 MY BACKUP SINGER PREGNANT. 284 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:29,456 NOW THEY TALKIN' ABOUT I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY VENUE. 285 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,940 - AND IT'S RUSH HOUR. 286 00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,322 IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU FOREVER TO GET DOWN THERE. 287 00:10:33,356 --> 00:10:35,324 - YOU WANNA BET? 288 00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:37,844 HEY, WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL? 289 00:10:37,878 --> 00:10:39,811 [laughter, applause] 290 00:10:39,846 --> 00:10:41,399 [inaudible] 291 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,814 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 292 00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:44,402 [inaudible] 293 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,301 [loud cheers and applause] 294 00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:49,372 IS THAT LARRY JONES? 295 00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:52,306 THAT'S LARRY JONES RIGHT THERE, PRESIDENT OF THE NETWORK. 296 00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:54,861 LARRY JONES. HEY, EVERYBODY, TWEET. 297 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:57,311 "SEASON4", # WILL BE SEASON4 RIGHT THERE. 298 00:10:57,346 --> 00:10:58,381 SEASON4, LARRY. 299 00:10:58,416 --> 00:10:59,555 THERE'S LARRY! 300 00:10:59,589 --> 00:11:00,590 HOW YOU DOING? HOW YOU DOING? 301 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,731 K.B.! WHAT'S UP? 302 00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:03,870 ALL RIGHT. 303 00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:05,595 HI, MOM. 304 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,425 [laughter] 305 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:10,152 OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, MAN? 306 00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:12,188 WHO'S IN CHARGE? 307 00:11:12,223 --> 00:11:14,708 - THAT WOULD BE ME. I'M GARY. 308 00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:16,779 THAT GARY. 309 00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:18,401 IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE, YOU DEAL WITH ME. 310 00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:20,645 - I'M NOT DEALING WITH A LITTLE KID, MAN. 311 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,957 - I'M NOT A KID. 312 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:23,544 THIS IS MY BAR MITZVAH. 313 00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:27,341 TODAY I'M A MAN. 314 00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:29,999 - OY, VEY. 315 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:37,110 - [groans] OKAY. 316 00:11:37,144 --> 00:11:38,628 SO THIS IS WHERE WE ARE, GARY. 317 00:11:38,663 --> 00:11:41,459 - MR. ROTHSTEIN. 318 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,531 - FINE. MR. ROTHSTEIN. 319 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:47,430 LOOK, MAN, I'LL COVER ALL OF YOUR OUT-OF-POCKET COSTS, 320 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:50,917 BOOK YOU A SUITABLE ALTERNATE VENUE AT MY EXPENSE. 321 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,263 SO DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 322 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:53,954 AND REMEMBER, IT'S FOR THE KIDS. 323 00:11:53,989 --> 00:11:55,369 - I'M SYMPATHETIC. 324 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:58,476 IT WASN'T TOO LONG AGO I WAS A KID MYSELF. 325 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,997 - YEAH, WHERE DOES THE TIME GO? 326 00:12:02,031 --> 00:12:03,688 - THERE IS ONE MORE THING. 327 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,587 I'M ALSO GOING TO NEED A STACK OF CRISP $1 BILLS 328 00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:08,451 AND A RIDE TO A CLUB NEAR THE AIRPORT 329 00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:10,246 CALLED "OMAR'S CLASSY LADIES." 330 00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:12,110 - [chuckles] LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN A MAN 331 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:13,318 FOR ONLY 15 MINUTES. 332 00:12:13,353 --> 00:12:16,114 THAT IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 333 00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,978 - WORTH A SHOT. 334 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:19,704 OKAY. 335 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,740 YOU GOT YOURSELF A VENUE. 336 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,775 - AH, COOL, MAN. 337 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,639 THANKS A LOT. 338 00:12:23,673 --> 00:12:25,883 HEY, UM, 339 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:28,092 HOW MUCH FOR YOUR BAND? 340 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:30,335 [soul music] 341 00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:31,612 - ALL RIGHT. 342 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:34,132 A LITTLE SEXY TO THE RIGHT. 343 00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,651 TAKE IT BACK. 344 00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:37,032 SHOW 'EM WHAT THEY PAYING FOR. 345 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,896 WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK. YES! 346 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,829 NO, NO, NO, NO. 347 00:12:40,863 --> 00:12:42,002 NO NO NO NO NO. 348 00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:43,038 I'M SORRY, BABY. 349 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,211 IT LOOKS LIKE ANY SECOND, 350 00:12:44,246 --> 00:12:47,042 YOU ABOUT TO TWERK A BABY OUT ON MY FLOOR. 351 00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:50,114 - NOW, HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT... 352 00:12:50,148 --> 00:12:53,669 PREEEEG! 353 00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:57,362 [huffing and puffing] 354 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:01,677 HERE WE GO. 355 00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:03,334 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN... 356 00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:10,099 ♪ EIIIIIIGGHT 357 00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,514 [gasping] 358 00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:14,517 - ARE YOU OKAY? 359 00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:17,106 - I GOT SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL Y'ALL. 360 00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:18,901 all: YOU'RE PREGNANT. 361 00:13:18,936 --> 00:13:21,076 - LITTLE BIT. 362 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,146 I'M SORRY. 363 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,941 I JUST WANTED TO BE DOWN WITH Y'ALL. 364 00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:25,252 - AW. - OH... 365 00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:27,116 - ALL RIGHT, GOOD, HOW FAR APART ARE HER CONTRACTIONS? 366 00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:29,601 - HOW DID YOU KNOW RITA WAS IN LABOR? 367 00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:30,810 - REALLY, NIECY? 368 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,397 WE BEEN PRACTICING THIS ALL WEEK. 369 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:33,709 - OKAY. - YOU JUST GONNA DO THAT? 370 00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:36,022 - UH, SIT HER DOWN. - OKAY, SIT DOWN, COME ON. 371 00:13:36,056 --> 00:13:38,093 - YO! 372 00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:40,371 BALLENTINE! 373 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:42,476 YOU TOLD STAMPS NOT TO MOVE IN WITH ME? 374 00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,685 WHY YOU TRYING TO SABOTAGE OUR RELATIONSHIP? 375 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,032 - OH, LOLLI TOLD ME TO. 376 00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:49,035 - [squeaks] WHAT-- I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT. 377 00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:51,382 - YEAH, YOU SAID THAT HE WAS NO GOOD FOR KIM. 378 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,487 - WH--LOLLI, YOU SAID THAT? THAT'S COLD. 379 00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:55,006 NO WONDER BOYCE SAYS HE'S MISERABLE. 380 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,905 - OOH. 381 00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:58,665 - YOU SAID YOU WERE MISERABLE? 382 00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,667 - I W--I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU SPECIFICALLY. 383 00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:04,464 I WAS TALKING ABOUT, LIKE, THE WOMAN YOU LIVE WITH. 384 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,259 - RIGHT, BUT I'M THE WOMAN YOU LIVE WITH. 385 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,054 - OH. 386 00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:09,262 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 387 00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:10,642 I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT BOYCE IS MISERABLE, 388 00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:11,885 BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T STAY 389 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,369 OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS, LOLLI. 390 00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:14,715 ESPECIALLY MINE. 391 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,442 - REALLY, KIM? YOU GONNA TAKE HIS SIDE? 392 00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:19,479 YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT HE SAID ABOUT YOU? 393 00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,239 - OOH, I DON'T SEE HOW THIS IS GONNA BE RELEVANT 394 00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:22,862 TO WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 395 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:26,451 - HE SAID THAT YOU'RE ARROGANT AND CONTROLLING. 396 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,522 THEN HE CALLED OUR DADDY A DRUNK. 397 00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:30,248 - [gasps] REALLY, BOYCE? 398 00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:31,456 YOU WENT THERE? 399 00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,424 - SO WHAT, Y'ALL DADDY DON'T DRINK? 400 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,288 both: YOU DON'T WANT IT, BOYCE! 401 00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:38,049 [overlapping shouting] - ALL RIGHT, GIMME ANOTHER ONE! 402 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,845 [muttering, gulping] 403 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,709 - EVERYBODY, QUIET! 404 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:45,263 - OH, I'M DRINKIN'. 405 00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:46,989 - NOW, LOLLI, LOOK. 406 00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:48,542 I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR SISTER IS TOO GOOD FOR ME, 407 00:14:48,577 --> 00:14:50,751 BUT WHAT YOU THINK DOESN'T MATTER, 408 00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:53,271 'CAUSE I LOVE HER, AND SHE LOVES ME. 409 00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:55,101 AND WE ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER. 410 00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:56,619 SO IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT, 411 00:14:56,654 --> 00:15:01,107 SAVE IT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE. 412 00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:03,212 - I THINK MY BRA JUST UNDID ITSELF. 413 00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:04,662 - MM-HMM. 414 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,491 - I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOUR BRA JUST DID. 415 00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:07,907 I'M HAVING A FREAKIN' BABY OVER HERE. 416 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:08,908 REALLY? 417 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,116 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 418 00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,427 WE HAVING A BABY--OKAY-- - [moans] 419 00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:12,946 - NOW I ONLY GOT 20 MINUTES TILL THE SHOW! 420 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:14,706 - OKAY, GO, GO, GO! - OKAY, HEY, KIM, YOU A DOCTOR. 421 00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:15,984 GET OVER HERE AND CATCH THIS BABY! 422 00:15:16,018 --> 00:15:17,157 - OKAY! - SOMEBODY BOIL SOME WATER! 423 00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:18,987 STAMPS, DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF! 424 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:20,781 SOMEBODY TURN MY POT ROAST OFF! 425 00:15:20,816 --> 00:15:22,404 - SHE HAVING A BABY! - AY, DIOS MIO! 426 00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:24,302 [overlapping shouting] 427 00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:25,579 - STAMPS! 428 00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:26,856 LADIES, IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE CAR, 429 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,203 YOU'RE NOT IN THE SHOW! 430 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,067 LET'S GO! - OKAY. 431 00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:31,344 - [groans] - OKAY. 432 00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:33,070 YOU CAN DO THIS. 433 00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:35,210 - WHO ARE YOU? 434 00:15:35,244 --> 00:15:37,867 WHO ARE YOU? 435 00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:42,631 - ♪ MI MI MI MI MI MI MI 436 00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:44,564 - BOYCE? 437 00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,807 [audience cheers] 438 00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:49,465 - ELKA! 439 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,261 HOW YOU DOING? 440 00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:53,676 ELKA, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY 441 00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:55,230 FROM CLEVELAND TO SEE MY SHOW. 442 00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:58,750 - NO, I CAME FOR THE BAR MITZVAH. 443 00:15:58,785 --> 00:15:59,751 - YOU KNOW GARY? 444 00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:01,098 - OF COURSE! [chuckles] 445 00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,617 I BROUGHT HIM A PRESENT. - OKAY. 446 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,932 OKAY. 447 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,417 - DON'T TELL HIS PARENTS. 448 00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:13,420 THEY'RE NOT JEWISH. - OH. YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 449 00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:14,663 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - BOYCE. 450 00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:16,837 BOYCE, I MADE IT, BABY. 451 00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:18,701 I'M HERE. I MADE IT. WHAT'S-- 452 00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:23,327 - WHOA, RUDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN? 453 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,329 - I-I TOLD YOU I'D BE HERE, DIDN'T I? 454 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:27,296 OR DID--OR DIDN'T I? 455 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:30,230 ANYWAY, THANKS FOR COMING. 456 00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:31,300 - HOLD ON, RUDY. 457 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:32,405 B.O.B., WHAT UP, MAN? 458 00:16:32,439 --> 00:16:33,578 - WHAT'S UP, MAN? HOW YOU DOING? 459 00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:34,924 - MY MAN. [audience cheering] 460 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,341 HEY, MAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS, MAN. 461 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,618 I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT. 462 00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:39,688 YOU KNOW, I'M A BIG FAN 463 00:16:39,722 --> 00:16:41,103 OF THAT SONG YOU GOT WITH BRUNO MARS. 464 00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:42,380 - YEAH, MAN, I WANTED TO ACTUALLY PERFORM 465 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:43,795 THAT SONG TONIGHT. 466 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,901 UH, MATTER OF FACT, WHY DON'T YOU BE BRUNO? 467 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,489 - HA! I'M WITH IT! I'M WITH THAT, BABY. 468 00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:48,800 THAT'S NICE! 469 00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:51,493 - [pounds drum] HEY, MAN, WHAT ABOUT ME, BRO? 470 00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:53,012 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS 471 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,152 TO GET A CONGO ON A BUS? 472 00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:58,362 THIS AIN'T NO HARMONICA, BRO. 473 00:16:58,396 --> 00:16:59,708 IS THAT BETTY WHITE? 474 00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:03,884 YO, BETTY! 475 00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:04,989 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 476 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,612 THE FIRST CHURCH OF ST. LOUIS, 477 00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:11,651 IN ASSOCIATION WITH GARY ROTHSTEIN PRODUCTIONS, 478 00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:14,136 PROUDLY PRESENTS B.O.B., 479 00:17:14,171 --> 00:17:17,415 FEATURING BOYCE "THE VOICE" BALLENTINE! 480 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:21,143 [cheers and applause] 481 00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:22,972 - ♪ BEAUTIFUL GIRLS 482 00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:25,216 ♪ ALL OVER THE WORLD 483 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:27,391 ♪ I COULD BE CHASIN' 484 00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:29,634 ♪ BUT MY TIME WOULD BE WASTED 485 00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:31,498 ♪ THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU 486 00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:33,086 - ♪ YO, YO, YO - ♪ BABY 487 00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,846 - ♪ YO, YO, YO 488 00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,296 - ♪ NOTHING ON YOU, BABY 489 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,264 - ♪ NAW, NUH-NUH-NOTHING ON YOU, BABE ♪ 490 00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:40,162 ♪ NUH-NOTHING ON YOU - ♪ HEY 491 00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:42,337 - ♪ I KNOW YOU FEEL WHERE I'M COMIN' FROM ♪ 492 00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:44,477 ♪ REGARDLESS OF THE THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I'VE DONE ♪ 493 00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:47,169 ♪ MOST OF IT REALLY WAS FOR THE HELL OF THE FUN ♪ 494 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,998 ♪ ON THE CAROUSEL SO AROUND I SPUN ♪ 495 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,242 ♪ WITH NO DIRECTION, JUST TRYING TO GET SOME ♪ 496 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:53,831 ♪ TRYING TO CHASE SKIRTS, LIVING IN THE SUMMER SUN ♪ 497 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,213 ♪ AND SO I LOST MORE THAN I HAD EVER WON ♪ 498 00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:58,422 ♪ AND HONESTLY I ENDED UP WITH NONE, YEAH ♪ 499 00:17:58,456 --> 00:17:59,802 - HEY! - ♪ THERE'S SO MUCH CONSCIENCE 500 00:17:59,837 --> 00:18:01,183 ♪ IT'S ON MY CONSCIENCE 501 00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:02,633 ♪ I'M THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD GET IT OUT ♪ 502 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,979 - ♪ GET IT OUT - ♪ AND I DON'T WANNA SOUND 503 00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,084 ♪ REDUNDANT BUT I WAS WONDERING ♪ 504 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,741 - ♪ OOH, YEAH - ♪ OOH EE 505 00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:10,123 - ♪ BUT NEVER MIND THAT, WE SHOULD LET IT GO ♪ 506 00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:12,505 - ♪ SHOOBY DOOBY DWEE DWEE DWEE DWEE ♪ 507 00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:14,369 - ♪ AND ALL THE BAD THOUGHTS JUST LET 'EM ALL GO ♪ 508 00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:16,405 ♪ GO, HERE I GO HEY! 509 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,269 - ♪ BEAUTIFUL GIRLS 510 00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,616 ♪ ALL OVER THE WORLD 511 00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,170 - ♪ I COULD BE CHASIN' 512 00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:23,274 - ♪ CHASIN' 513 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:24,275 - ♪ BUT MY TIME WOULD BE WASTED ♪ 514 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,483 - ♪ WASTED 515 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:26,829 - ♪ THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU, BABY ♪ 516 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:28,831 - ♪ NUH-NUH-NUH- NOTHING ON YOU, BABE ♪ 517 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:30,350 ♪ NUH-NOTHING ON YOU 518 00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:31,972 - ♪ NOTHING ON YOU, BABE 519 00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:33,871 - ♪ NUH-NUH-NUH- NOTHING ON YOU, BABE ♪ 520 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,321 ♪ AIN'T NOTHING ON YOU 521 00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:36,736 - ♪ THEY MIGHT SAY HI - ♪ HI 522 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:39,118 - ♪ AND I MIGHT SAY HEY - ♪ HELLO, HELLO 523 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,913 - ♪ BUT YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY 524 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,260 ♪ ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY 525 00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:45,262 ♪ 'CAUSE THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU, BABE ♪ 526 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:47,436 - ♪ NUH-NUH-NUH- NOTHING ON YOU, BABE ♪ 527 00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:49,266 - ♪ NOTHING ON YOU - ♪ NUH-NOTHING ON YOU 528 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,544 - ♪ NOTHING ON YOU, BABE - HANDS UP! 529 00:18:53,062 --> 00:19:01,070 ♪ 530 00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:15,809 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 36879

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