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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,485 --> 00:00:05,039 - SO AS A PART OF MY SECOND CHANCE PROGRAM, 2 00:00:05,143 --> 00:00:07,007 I'M ASKING YOU, MY CYBER FLOCK, 3 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:10,527 TO HELP THESE PAROLEES FIND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT. 4 00:00:10,631 --> 00:00:12,564 HAVE THEY BEEN INVOLVED WITH GANGS? 5 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:13,634 CERTAINLY. 6 00:00:13,737 --> 00:00:16,050 HAVE THEY SPENT TIME IN PRISON? 7 00:00:16,154 --> 00:00:18,156 YEARS. 8 00:00:18,259 --> 00:00:19,881 BUT HAVE THEY ALSO 9 00:00:19,985 --> 00:00:23,230 BEEN FALSELY ACCUSED FOR SOME OF THEIR MISDEEDS? 10 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:24,507 - I DON'T THINK SO. - I USUALLY DID IT. 11 00:00:24,610 --> 00:00:26,267 - GUILTY AS CHARGED. 12 00:00:26,371 --> 00:00:27,544 - WOULD YOU HOOLIGANS STOP IT? 13 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:28,718 I'M TRYING TO GET YOU A JOB. 14 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:32,273 THIS AIN'T NO TIME TO BE HONEST. 15 00:00:32,377 --> 00:00:34,275 ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE CURTIS HERE. 16 00:00:34,379 --> 00:00:37,175 CURTIS HAS A LAID-BACK ATTITUDE 17 00:00:37,278 --> 00:00:40,178 WITH EXPERIENCE IN FARMING AND HORTICULTURE. 18 00:00:40,281 --> 00:00:42,180 TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT, CURTIS. 19 00:00:42,283 --> 00:00:46,115 - I'M PRETTY FAST AT SEX. 20 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:49,359 - THAT'S A STRANGE BRAG, BUT...A'IGHT. 21 00:00:49,463 --> 00:00:52,224 UH, PATRICE... 22 00:00:52,328 --> 00:00:54,502 HAS EXPERIENCE IN CROWD MANAGEMENT 23 00:00:54,606 --> 00:00:56,815 AT A LARGE VENUE. 24 00:00:56,918 --> 00:00:58,748 - I DID SECURITY AT THE WHITE HOUSE. 25 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:00,405 - REALLY? IN D.C.? 26 00:01:00,508 --> 00:01:01,578 - NO, NO, NO. 27 00:01:01,682 --> 00:01:03,028 IT'S A STRIP CLUB IN EAST ST. LOUIS. 28 00:01:03,132 --> 00:01:06,100 DID THEY OPEN ONE IN D.C.? 29 00:01:06,204 --> 00:01:08,309 - LET'S MOVE ON TO THUMPER HERE. 30 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:11,140 THUMPER HAS A, UM, DIVERSE RESUME. 31 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:14,453 WOW, YOU JUST DON'T SEE A LOT OF HORSE THEFT 32 00:01:14,557 --> 00:01:16,938 HERE IN ST. LOUIS. 33 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:19,251 - IT'S A STABLE BUSINESS. 34 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:20,287 GET IT? 35 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:22,668 - WE'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALL. 36 00:01:22,772 --> 00:01:25,568 - YEAH, MAN, I GOT A JOB FOR PATRICE. 37 00:01:25,671 --> 00:01:27,363 IT'S A COURIER SITUATION. 38 00:01:27,466 --> 00:01:28,812 HE KNOWS WHERE TO TAKE THE PACKAGE. 39 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:31,781 - SIR, THESE GENTLEMEN HAVE MADE A VOW 40 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:34,197 TO PUT THEIR CRIMINAL PAST BEHIND THEM. 41 00:01:34,301 --> 00:01:35,267 - YOU KNOW, PASTOR, 42 00:01:35,371 --> 00:01:37,235 THESE CALLS ARE MAKING ME VERY MAD. 43 00:01:37,338 --> 00:01:39,202 MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A WALK AND CLEAR MY HEAD 44 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:41,756 AND END UP BEHIND THE ULTRASAVE 45 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:44,311 AT 7:30. 46 00:01:44,414 --> 00:01:45,622 - WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 47 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:46,934 NOBODY'S GOING TO THE ULTRASAVE. 48 00:01:47,037 --> 00:01:48,108 ALTHOUGH THEY SHOULD, 49 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:50,696 BECAUSE THEY'RE ONE OF OUR SPONSORS. 50 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,768 ULTRASAVE, THE ULTIMATE IN ULTRA SHOPPING. 51 00:01:53,872 --> 00:01:55,943 YOU TELL 'EM PASTOR B SENT YA. 52 00:01:56,046 --> 00:01:58,359 ULTRA GET DOWN. 53 00:01:59,981 --> 00:02:01,259 SERIOUSLY? 54 00:02:01,362 --> 00:02:03,088 NO ONE IN THIS COMMUNITY WANTS TO HELP 55 00:02:03,192 --> 00:02:05,090 THESE DESPERATE SOULS? 56 00:02:05,194 --> 00:02:07,368 COME ON, WE'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALL. 57 00:02:07,472 --> 00:02:10,095 - IF THESE BOYS ARE SO GREAT, WHY DON'T YOU HIRE THEM? 58 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,441 - LOOK, I'M JUST A PASTOR. 59 00:02:11,545 --> 00:02:14,479 MOST OF THE JOBS AT THE CHURCH ARE NON-PAYING, AND-- 60 00:02:14,582 --> 00:02:18,276 - MAN, THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME. 61 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:19,518 - ARE YOU ON DRUGS? 62 00:02:19,622 --> 00:02:21,382 - NAH, MAN. I JUST SMOKE WEED. 63 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:22,970 - GIVE ME THAT. 64 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:24,627 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 65 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:25,835 ALL RIGHT. [sighs] 66 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,009 I GUESS I'LL HIRE ALL THREE OF YOU MYSELF. 67 00:02:28,113 --> 00:02:31,012 AND TO THE REST OF YOU PODCAST LISTENERS OUT THERE, 68 00:02:31,116 --> 00:02:32,255 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 69 00:02:32,359 --> 00:02:34,878 THIS IS A VERY DISAPPOINTED PASTOR BALLENTINE 70 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:36,708 SIGNING OFF. 71 00:02:36,811 --> 00:02:40,712 AND REMEMBER, GOD IS WATCHING YOU. 72 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:41,816 YEAH. 73 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,128 AND I'M GONNA BE WATCHING Y'ALL. 74 00:02:43,232 --> 00:02:44,785 SO I'M GONNA TURN MY BACK AND COUNT TO THREE, 75 00:02:44,888 --> 00:02:46,890 AND WHOEVER STOLE MY DADDY'S GOLD PEN SET 76 00:02:46,994 --> 00:02:48,823 BETTER PUT IT BACK ON THIS DESK. 77 00:02:48,927 --> 00:02:52,586 ONE...TWO...THREE. 78 00:02:56,486 --> 00:02:59,834 [gasps] Y'ALL STOLE ALL THIS STUFF? 79 00:03:01,871 --> 00:03:04,632 AAH! THIS TEA KETTLE IS STILL HOT, THUMPER. 80 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:07,428 YOU STOLE HOT TEA. 81 00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:10,397 [soul music] 82 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:17,576 ♪ 83 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,923 - ♪ HEY 84 00:03:20,027 --> 00:03:23,582 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 85 00:03:27,483 --> 00:03:28,932 - UH-OH, LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY'S 86 00:03:29,036 --> 00:03:32,902 TRYING TO MAKE SOME CHANGE IN HERE. 87 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,386 HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHEN LOLLI'S COMING BACK? 88 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:36,561 SHE'S LETTING ME BORROW A DRESS. 89 00:03:36,664 --> 00:03:39,598 MARCELLE HAS INVITED ME TO A BLACK TIE EVENT. 90 00:03:39,702 --> 00:03:41,290 - OH, YOU'RE STILL DATING THAT GUY, HUH? 91 00:03:41,393 --> 00:03:43,395 - MM-HMM, IT'S OUR SIXTH DATE. 92 00:03:43,499 --> 00:03:46,743 FIVE MORE THAN ANY OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS. 93 00:03:46,847 --> 00:03:48,987 ANYWAY, HE'S GETTING ANOTHER AWARD. 94 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:50,195 - OH, WELL, LET ME GUESS-- 95 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:51,921 FOR BEING MORE HANDSOME AND RICHER 96 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,129 AND HAVING MORE DRIVE AND PASSION 97 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,131 THAN ANY OTHER GUY IN HISTORY? 98 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,790 - BASICALLY, BUT THEY JUST CALL THAT "MAN OF THE YEAR". 99 00:03:58,893 --> 00:04:00,757 AND WHY ARE YOU HATING ON MARCELLE? 100 00:04:00,861 --> 00:04:02,345 - I'M NOT HATING ON HIM. 101 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:03,898 I JUST THINK HE'S STUPID. 102 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:06,176 - [scoffs] 103 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,041 - OH, STAMPS! 104 00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:10,974 YOU'VE TAKEN OVER THE WHOLE KITCHEN, 105 00:04:11,078 --> 00:04:12,873 AND I WAS GONNA COOK DINNER. 106 00:04:12,976 --> 00:04:17,084 AT LEAST, THAT'S THE STORY I'M TELLING YOUR BROTHER. 107 00:04:17,187 --> 00:04:18,948 ALL RIGHT, GIRL, ONE BLACK DRESS, 108 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,363 RIGHT FROM THE CLEANERS. 109 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:22,814 I WORE THIS DRESS TO BOYCE'S UNCLE'S FUNERAL. 110 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:25,299 HE DIDN'T DIE TILL HE SAW ME IN IT. 111 00:04:25,403 --> 00:04:27,474 - OH, WELL, GIVE IT TO ME. 112 00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:29,027 [women squealing and laughing] 113 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:31,063 - COME ON IN HERE. - OH, HELL, YEAH. 114 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:34,895 - THIS IS SEXY, PASTOR. - [whistles] 115 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:36,517 - DON'T BE TOUCHING NOTHING. 116 00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:39,934 CURTIS, PUT THAT DOWN. 117 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:41,453 - UH-UH. 118 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:43,110 BOYCE BALLENTINE, I TOLD YOU, 119 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:46,147 YOU'RE NOT MANAGING ANOTHER RAP GROUP. 120 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:48,149 - THEY'RE FROM MY SECOND CHANCE PROGRAM, 121 00:04:48,253 --> 00:04:49,219 SO WHICH ONE OF THEM DO YOU WANT 122 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,324 WORKING DOWN AT THE SALON? 123 00:04:50,428 --> 00:04:54,501 PICK A THUG, ANY THUG. 124 00:04:54,604 --> 00:04:56,606 - WHICH ONE OF THEM HAS THE MOST EXPERIENCE 125 00:04:56,710 --> 00:05:00,334 DEALING WITH WOMEN? 126 00:05:00,438 --> 00:05:02,267 - ACTUALLY, THAT WOULD BE PATRICE. 127 00:05:02,371 --> 00:05:03,786 HE HAS THE MOST EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN. 128 00:05:03,889 --> 00:05:06,098 HE WAS RAISED BY TWO MOTHERS. 129 00:05:06,202 --> 00:05:09,136 BEFORE IT WAS TRENDY. 130 00:05:09,239 --> 00:05:10,551 - WELL, PACK HIM UP TO GO, 131 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:12,242 AND I'LL PICK HIM UP ON MY WAY OUT. 132 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:13,727 - AH! 133 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,522 HOW 'BOUT THAT, PATRICE? 134 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:17,420 GOT YOUR FIRST REAL JOB. - YEAH! 135 00:05:17,524 --> 00:05:20,492 - YOU WANNA GO IN HERE AND CALL BOTH OF YOUR MAMAS? 136 00:05:23,702 --> 00:05:25,255 - BOYCE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 137 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,429 ALONE. 138 00:05:26,533 --> 00:05:27,706 - OH, YOU CAN TALK IN FRONT OF THESE GUYS. 139 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:30,778 THEY LIVE BY A CODE. THEY AIN'T GONNA SNITCH. 140 00:05:33,402 --> 00:05:34,782 WHAT'S UP? - OKAY. 141 00:05:34,886 --> 00:05:36,336 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL 142 00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:38,441 ABOUT A FUNKY LITTLE BAKERY CAFE 143 00:05:38,545 --> 00:05:41,237 THAT SOLD OLD-FASHIONED, AUTHENTIC DESSERTS? 144 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,204 I'M TALKING SWEET POTATO COBBLER, 145 00:05:43,308 --> 00:05:44,999 MISSISSIPPI MUD BROWNIES, 146 00:05:45,103 --> 00:05:46,553 GOOEY BUTTER CAKE. 147 00:05:46,656 --> 00:05:48,555 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BANKROLLING 148 00:05:48,658 --> 00:05:50,626 YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, HUH? 149 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:52,041 - ALL RIGHT, STAMPS, REALLY? 150 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,423 DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO 151 00:05:54,526 --> 00:05:56,873 WITH THAT GIRL THAT SAID YOU LACKED FOCUS AND PASSION? 152 00:05:56,977 --> 00:05:58,910 - NAH, MAN, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED, ALL RIGHT? 153 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:00,601 LOOK, I'M DOING THIS FOR MYSELF. 154 00:06:00,705 --> 00:06:01,913 - [sighs] - HEY, PASTOR B, 155 00:06:02,016 --> 00:06:04,053 IT LOOKS LIKE THE MAN CAN BAKE. 156 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,538 I MIGHT STAB A GUY FOR THESE, 157 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:09,334 IF I WASN'T TRYING TO WATCH MY WEIGHT. 158 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:11,025 - IT'S A BIG ASK. 159 00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:15,167 - I SAID, I'M TRYING TO WATCH IT. 160 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:19,413 - I WAS SAYING IT WAS A BIG THING TO ASK FOR. 161 00:06:19,517 --> 00:06:23,762 - THESE ARE GOOD, AND I AIN'T EVEN HIGH. 162 00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:27,214 ALL RIGHT, I'M A LITTLE HIGH. 163 00:06:27,317 --> 00:06:28,560 - COME ON, BRO. 164 00:06:28,664 --> 00:06:29,975 - YOU KNOW, I GOTTA ADMIT, 165 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:31,943 I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS KIND OF FIRE IN YOU 166 00:06:32,046 --> 00:06:33,945 IN QUITE SOME TIME. 167 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:36,603 AND LORD KNOWS, MAN, THAT YOU CAN DEFINITELY... 168 00:06:36,706 --> 00:06:38,881 PUT YOUR FOOT IN SOME BUTTERCREAM. 169 00:06:38,984 --> 00:06:40,503 TELL YOU WHAT. 170 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:42,160 YOU GOT YOURSELF A SILENT PARTNER. 171 00:06:42,263 --> 00:06:43,610 - HA HA! ALL RIGHT! - ALL RIGHT. 172 00:06:43,713 --> 00:06:44,887 - THANKS, BIG BROTHER. - YEAH, MAN. 173 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,233 - I AIN'T GONNA LET YOU DOWN. 174 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:48,166 - YOU KNOW WHAT A BUSY ENTREPRENEUR LIKE YOU NEEDS? 175 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:50,030 AN ASSISTANT. HERE YOU GO. 176 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:51,928 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 177 00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:53,205 YEAH, I GET MY OWN EMPLOYEE? 178 00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:54,517 WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BAKING, MAN? 179 00:06:54,621 --> 00:06:57,658 - I BAKED A BROWNIE OR TWO. 180 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,042 - WELL, HEY, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU START OFF 181 00:07:02,145 --> 00:07:04,147 BY HELPING ME CLEAN MY MIXER OVER HERE. 182 00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:06,080 ALL RIGHT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 183 00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:09,946 WHERE'S MY MIXER? 184 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:13,018 - I'M GONNA TURN MY BACK ONE MORE TIME. 185 00:07:16,263 --> 00:07:17,954 - I WONDER IF STAMPS HAS ANY IDEA 186 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:20,440 HOW MANY BAKERIES ARE IN THIS TOWN. 187 00:07:20,543 --> 00:07:22,200 THERE'S ONE ON EVERY CORNER. 188 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:25,134 "DELICIOUS CAKES", "CAKES 'R' DELICIOUS", 189 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,135 AND THE BRUTALLY HONEST 190 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,793 "OUR CAKES ARE JUST OKAY." 191 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:30,519 - THE MARKET IS SATURATED. 192 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:33,798 - [snickers] THE MARKET IS SATURATED. 193 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:35,903 YEAH, THAT'S CUTE RIGHT THERE. 194 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:38,596 LISTEN, BUSINESS STARTUPS ARE MY FORTE. 195 00:07:38,699 --> 00:07:39,942 ALL RIGHT? 196 00:07:40,045 --> 00:07:42,979 STAMPS JUST NEEDS SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM STAND OUT. 197 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,671 YOU KNOW, LIKE A MASCOT. 198 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,086 LIKE A BAKING CLOWN. 199 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:49,296 BAKEY THE CLOWN. 200 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:50,435 - FOOD TRUCK. 201 00:07:50,539 --> 00:07:51,712 - DON'T WANT NO FOOD TRUCK. 202 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:53,403 I MEAN, BUT LIKE THE FOOD TRUCKS THAT WE SAW 203 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:56,234 PARKED OUT ON THE STREET. 204 00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:58,339 YOU KNOW, WHERE EACH ONE OF THEM 205 00:07:58,443 --> 00:08:01,273 HAS ITS OWN SPECIALIZED FOOD. 206 00:08:01,377 --> 00:08:04,138 ON ONE BLOCK, YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT. 207 00:08:04,242 --> 00:08:05,174 - EXCEPT DESSERT. - YOU KNOW, 208 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,728 EXCEPT THEY DIDN'T HAVE DESSERT. 209 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:08,902 YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID THERE? 210 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:10,766 I JUST CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA. 211 00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:12,837 YOU'RE WITNESSING GENIUS RIGHT NOW. 212 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:16,323 YEAH, STAMPS JUST NEEDS TO COME UP WITH A CAFE 213 00:08:16,426 --> 00:08:18,808 THAT SPECIALIZING IN ONE THING. 214 00:08:18,912 --> 00:08:22,985 NO, NO, THOSE TRUCKS HAD LINES AROUND THE BLOCK. 215 00:08:23,088 --> 00:08:24,124 - THERE YOU GO. 216 00:08:24,227 --> 00:08:25,850 - SO A TRUCK AND A CAFE. 217 00:08:25,953 --> 00:08:28,646 NO, NO, NO, NO. 218 00:08:28,749 --> 00:08:29,992 UH, SO JUST A TRUCK. 219 00:08:30,095 --> 00:08:31,165 YEAH! 220 00:08:31,269 --> 00:08:32,684 BAKEY THE TRUCK. 221 00:08:32,788 --> 00:08:34,893 YEAH, NAH, THAT'S--NAH, THAT'S--THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 222 00:08:34,997 --> 00:08:36,377 BUT YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED, RIGHT? 223 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:37,862 YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT HERE. 224 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:40,623 SEE, THAT'S CALLED BRAINSTORMING, ALL RIGHT? 225 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:43,281 JUST STICK WITH ME, THUMPER. YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING. 226 00:08:43,384 --> 00:08:46,387 OKAY, START JOTTING SOME OF THIS STUFF DOWN, OKAY? 227 00:08:46,491 --> 00:08:48,182 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GETTIN' YOUR HAIR DONE. 228 00:08:48,286 --> 00:08:50,081 YOU FINE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 229 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:51,427 [chuckles] 230 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,085 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KIDNAP ANYMORE, 231 00:08:54,188 --> 00:08:56,225 BUT IF I DID... [chuckles] 232 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,192 YOU KNOW, YOU'D-- - PATRICE. 233 00:08:58,296 --> 00:09:00,367 HONEY, ALL I ASKED YOU TO DO WAS GREET THE CLIENTS 234 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:01,748 AND CONFIRM THEIR APPOINTMENTS. 235 00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:03,681 JUST GREET AND CONFIRM. 236 00:09:03,784 --> 00:09:05,234 - WELL, I WAS THINKING I COULD ALSO GIVE THE LADIES 237 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,925 FOOT RUBS FOR YOU. 238 00:09:07,029 --> 00:09:09,272 I WON'T EVEN CHARGE YOU EXTRA. 239 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:13,242 - GREET AND CONFIRM. 240 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,761 GIRL... - HMM? 241 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:16,935 - PATRICE'S PICKUP LINES ARE SO BAD, 242 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,074 THEY WOULDN'T WORK IF THEY WERE COMING 243 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:19,731 OUT OF DENZEL'S MOUTH. 244 00:09:19,835 --> 00:09:23,977 both: YES, THEY WOULD. 245 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,427 - PATRICE IS WORSE THAN STAMPS. - MM. 246 00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:27,636 - OH, SPEAKING OF-- 247 00:09:27,739 --> 00:09:29,085 WHAT'S WITH HIM BAKING ALL THE TIME? 248 00:09:29,189 --> 00:09:30,915 - WELL, HE WANTS TO OPEN A BAKING BUSINESS. 249 00:09:31,018 --> 00:09:33,227 BOYCE THINKS HE'S DOING IT TO IMPRESS A GIRL 250 00:09:33,331 --> 00:09:37,059 WHO TOLD HIM THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE DIRECTION OR PASSION. 251 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:38,301 - I TOLD HIM THAT. 252 00:09:38,405 --> 00:09:41,166 - WHO HASN'T TOLD HIM THAT? 253 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:42,823 BUT APPARENTLY, IT DIDN'T STICK 254 00:09:42,927 --> 00:09:44,653 UNTIL THIS GIRL SAID IT. 255 00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:47,621 - WELL, DID HE SAY WHAT THE GIRL'S NAME WAS? 256 00:09:47,725 --> 00:09:50,141 - NO, IT'S LIKE HE'S GOING OUT OF HIS WAY 257 00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:51,729 NOT TO TELL US WHO SHE IS. 258 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:53,454 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 259 00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:55,664 [chuckles] HE MUST REALLY LIKE THIS ONE. 260 00:09:55,767 --> 00:10:00,289 - [chuckles awkwardly] OH, WELL. 261 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:04,017 OH, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 262 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,466 - PATRICE! 263 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:09,712 GREET AND CONFIRM! 264 00:10:09,816 --> 00:10:11,334 - GOT IT. 265 00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:12,335 - HEY, BIG BRO. 266 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:13,751 WHY'D YOU CALL ME DOWN HERE? 267 00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:14,855 - CHECK IT OUT. 268 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:16,857 THIS IS YOUR NEW CUPCAKE TRUCK. 269 00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:18,963 CONGRATULATIONS. 270 00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:20,309 YEAH, YOU AIN'T GOTTA THANK ME, 271 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:23,036 THOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE. 272 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:24,244 - CUPCAKE TRUCK? 273 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:25,417 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 274 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:26,626 THUMPER'S UNCLE HOOKED US UP WITH IT. 275 00:10:26,729 --> 00:10:28,420 GOT A GOOD DEAL ON IT, TOO. 276 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:30,457 HE SPECIALIZES IN COMMERCIAL VEHICLES 277 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,976 AND BLACK GARDEN GNOMES. 278 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:34,392 THEY CALL 'EM "GNOMIES". 279 00:10:34,495 --> 00:10:37,844 - BOYCE, I-I DON'T WANT A CUPCAKE TRUCK, MAN. 280 00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:40,847 LOOK, I WANT A CAFE BAKERY. THIS IS NOT MY PLAN. 281 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,883 - THIS REPLACES YOUR PLAN. 282 00:10:42,987 --> 00:10:44,436 THIS IS A BETTER PLAN, MAN. 283 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,611 FOOD TRUCKS ARE THE "IN" THING NOW. 284 00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:47,612 - SO YOU WENT OUT AND BOUGHT SOMETHING 285 00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:48,820 WITHOUT ASKING ME? 286 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:50,132 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SILENT PARTNER. 287 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:51,512 - I AM YOUR SILENT PARTNER. 288 00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:53,445 THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU. 289 00:10:53,549 --> 00:10:55,655 - SO YOU SAID YOU'D BACK ME. 290 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:57,726 BUT YOU WERE NEVER GONNA GIVE ME A REAL CHANCE, WERE YOU? 291 00:10:57,829 --> 00:10:59,831 - LOOK, STAMPS, HISTORICALLY, 292 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:01,902 YOUR BIG BUSINESS IDEAS FIZZLE OUT 293 00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:04,629 BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THEM ALL THE WAY THROUGH. 294 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,631 AND I'M SAYING THIS AS A GUY WHO'S GOT 295 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:09,496 A GARAGE FULL OF COUPONS TO YOUR TANNING SALON. 296 00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:12,085 - WHAT WAS WRONG WITH AFRICAN AMERI-TAN? 297 00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:15,364 - BLACK PEOPLE BURNED CROSSES IN FRONT OF IT. 298 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,469 - OKAY, I OVERESTIMATED THE NUMBER 299 00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:20,265 OF LIGHT-SKINNED SISTERS IN THE COMMUNITY. 300 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:22,923 I GUESS SECOND CHANCES ONLY APPLY TO THESE CRIMINALS, 301 00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:23,924 AND NOT YOUR OWN BROTHER. 302 00:11:24,028 --> 00:11:26,824 HAVE FUN DRIVING YOUR TRUCK. 303 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:28,757 - S--WHAT? STAMPS! 304 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:31,207 COME ON, MAN! THIS FOR YOU! 305 00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:32,692 THIS IS THE IDEA YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT OF 306 00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:36,834 IF YOU WAS ME. 307 00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:37,938 THUMPER! 308 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:41,010 I MEAN, CAN YOU NOT STAND EVERYWHERE? 309 00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,361 [indistinct chatter] - LISTEN, LISTEN, PEOPLE. 310 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:49,398 IF YOUR NAME'S NOT ON THIS LIST, 311 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,055 YOU DON'T GET IN. 312 00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:53,195 - HI. HI, I'M JOANNE. 313 00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:54,783 - OH, OH, JOANNE. - MM-HMM. 314 00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:57,613 - UH-HUH, I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME ON THE LIST. 315 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,959 - OH, THAT'S OKAY. I KNOW LOLLI. 316 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:00,961 - OH, YOU KNOW LOLLI. - MM-HMM. 317 00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:02,687 - OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO? 318 00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:03,688 both: [chuckling] 319 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,483 - BACK OF THE LINE. GO ON. 320 00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,243 GO ON! 321 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:10,384 - OOH, JOANNE, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 322 00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:12,007 PATRICE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 323 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,802 - I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR IMAGE. 324 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,113 THIS IS A BEAUTY SALON, 325 00:12:15,217 --> 00:12:19,221 AND THESE ARE DEFINITELY NOT BEAUTIES. 326 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,464 - PATRICE, IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE THEM BEAUTIFUL. 327 00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:23,673 THEY'RE ALL UGLY WHEN THEY COME IN HERE. 328 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:24,813 [customers gasp] 329 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,849 OH! HUH? NO, WAIT. 330 00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:28,299 OOH, I'M SORRY, LADIES. LADIES, WAIT. 331 00:12:28,402 --> 00:12:29,645 NO, NO, NO. 332 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,303 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! 333 00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:34,132 - GOOD AFTERNOON. HEY, DANIELLE. 334 00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:36,410 OKAY, THAT'S NICE. 335 00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:40,483 THAT'S NOT SOME OF YOUR BEST WORK, BABY. 336 00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,071 LOLLI, LISTEN. 337 00:12:42,175 --> 00:12:44,798 I BOUGHT STAMPS A FOOD TRUCK FOR HIS BAKING BUSINESS, 338 00:12:44,902 --> 00:12:47,042 AND HE WENT OFF ON ME. 339 00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:48,319 - OF COURSE HE DID, BOYCE. 340 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:50,010 THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WANTED. 341 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:51,287 YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME. 342 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:52,806 YOU JUST LIKE YOUR DADDY. 343 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:55,740 - LOLLI, WE AGREED TO NOT USE WORDS AS WEAPONS. 344 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,639 - BOYCE, WHEN YOU FIRST TOOK OVER THE CHURCH 345 00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:00,020 FOR YOUR DADDY, 346 00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:02,229 HE INSISTED THAT HE WRITE YOUR FIRST THREE SERMONS. 347 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,437 - OH, YEAH. - HUH? 348 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,681 STANDING ON THE SHOULDERS OF A GIANT. 349 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,648 - EMERGING FROM THE SHADOWS OF GREATNESS. 350 00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:09,340 - IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR YOUR DADDY'S SHOES, 351 00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:10,755 PUT TISSUE IN THE TOE. 352 00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:12,032 - OOH, I DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. 353 00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:13,862 THAT WAS PERSONAL. 354 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,311 - HE WAS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO. 355 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:17,106 HE WAS TELLING YOU HOW TO DO IT. 356 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,728 HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 357 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,523 - I HAD JUST GOT THERE. 358 00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:23,388 HE NEVER LET ME DO MY THING FIRST, YOU KNOW. 359 00:13:23,492 --> 00:13:24,631 - HUH. 360 00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:25,805 HOW ABOUT THAT? 361 00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:27,220 both: OHH. 362 00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:28,221 - OKAY. 363 00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:29,636 I GET IT. 364 00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:30,775 I'M NOT LETTING STAMPS DO HIS THING. 365 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:32,225 ALL RIGHT. 366 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:33,916 GIRL, YOU KNOW YOU SEXY WHEN YOU RIGHT. 367 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,263 - [laughs] THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS SEXY. 368 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,264 - [laughs] 369 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:39,957 OKAY, YOU RIGHT. 370 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,235 - OH, PASTOR, I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM THUMPER, 371 00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,754 AND WE MAY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR FOOD TRUCK. 372 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,895 - WHAT? - YEAH, UH, IT'S STOLEN. 373 00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:48,275 - WHO STOLE IT? 374 00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:49,587 - APPARENTLY, THE GUY BEFORE THE GUY 375 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:51,037 WE BOUGHT IT FROM. 376 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,797 - "BIG BUG HIT THE WINDSHIELD." 377 00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:54,454 I KNEW THAT WAS A BULLET HOLE. 378 00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:56,180 COME ON, MAN. 379 00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:01,944 SO I GO OUT ON A LIMB AND GET ALL YOU GUYS JOBS, 380 00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:03,463 AND WHAT DO I GET FOR IT? 381 00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:06,915 YOU UPSET MY WIFE, AND THEN YOU CONVINCE ME 382 00:14:07,018 --> 00:14:10,677 TO BUY A STOLEN FOOD TRUCK. 383 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:13,714 - PASTOR AND I ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 384 00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:17,097 - NICE TRY, SNOOP DOGG. 385 00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:18,858 BUT YOU'RE NOT OFF THE HOOK YET EITHER. 386 00:14:18,961 --> 00:14:20,307 - [mutters] 387 00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:21,861 - GUYS, LISTEN. 388 00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:23,586 I AM A PROMINENT MINISTER HERE IN THE CITY 389 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:24,587 OF ST. LOUIS. 390 00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,106 I CAN'T BE RIDING AROUND 391 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,797 IN NO STOLEN FOOD TRUCK. 392 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,663 PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO BE A PILLAR OF VIRTUE. 393 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:34,563 Y'ALL HAVE JUST KNOCKED ME OFF MY PILLAR. 394 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,599 - PASTOR, YOU NEED TO CHILL, MAN. 395 00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:40,534 TRY ONE OF THESE. MY OWN RECIPE. 396 00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:41,881 - AND LISTEN, I GOTTA GO 397 00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:45,643 STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT WITH MY BROTHER, MAN. 398 00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:48,542 THESE ARE EXCELLENT. 399 00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:50,199 - JUST WAIT. 400 00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:53,823 IT GETS BETTER. 401 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,723 - LISTEN, WHILE I'M GONE, 402 00:14:56,826 --> 00:14:59,139 Y'ALL NEED TO PROVE TO ME THAT I DIDN'T 403 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:01,038 MAKE A BIG MISTAKE TAKING YOU GUYS ON. 404 00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:02,936 ALL RIGHT, AND YOU GONNA GET ME MY MONEY BACK 405 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,075 FROM THAT FOOD TRUCK. 406 00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:05,456 I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT, 407 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,665 JUST AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL. 408 00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:10,357 HEY, LET ME GET ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE CUPCAKES. 409 00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,049 - I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND NO MORE THAN ONE, PASTOR. 410 00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:13,533 - WHAT ARE YOU, MY WIFE? 411 00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:16,743 LOOK, MAN, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE A SALAD FOR DINNER, MAN. 412 00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:18,193 GIMME THE CUPCAKE. 413 00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:19,194 ALL RIGHT. 414 00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:20,816 YOU KNOW, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 415 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,819 HERE. 416 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,890 [muttering] I'M COOL, I'M COOL. 417 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,478 WE GOOD, WE GOOD. 418 00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:30,895 - MM, MM, MM. 419 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,966 [chuckles] 420 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:39,455 [slurps] 421 00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:43,943 - BOYCE... 422 00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:46,600 - STAAAMPS. 423 00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:48,671 [laughs] 424 00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:49,983 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 425 00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,813 I WAS JUST HAVING SOME WINGS. YOU GOOD ON WINGS? 426 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,540 WHAT'S YOUR WING SITUATION LOOKING LIKE RIGHT NOW? 427 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,059 - NAH, I-I'M GOOD, BRO. 428 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,302 - STRAIGHT? - YEAH. 429 00:15:58,405 --> 00:15:59,303 SO WHY'D YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME? 430 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:01,581 - OH, MAN, STAMPS. 431 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:02,962 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 432 00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:04,446 I SAY THIS TO YOU, REAL TALK. 433 00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:05,965 SERIOUS, STRAIGHT UP, MAN-TO-MAN. 434 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,311 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 435 00:16:07,414 --> 00:16:09,140 'CAUSE I MEAN THIS, WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY. 436 00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:11,971 I MEAN THIS ONE HUNDRED. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 437 00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:13,455 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, MAN. 438 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,008 I'M VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, 439 00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:18,184 VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY... 440 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:19,323 UM... 441 00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:20,358 - SORRY? 442 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:22,326 - THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY! 443 00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:23,534 I WAS GONNA SAY 444 00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:25,398 THE EXACT SAME WORDS RIGHT THERE, MAN. 445 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:27,952 SO, UH, LOOK, STAMPS, MAN, 446 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:30,610 I SHOULD'VE NEVER GOT INTO YOUR IDEA LIKE THAT, MAN, 447 00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:32,439 AND TOOK OVER, YOU KNOW, 448 00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:34,994 AND GOT YOU A CUPCAKE TRUCK. 449 00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:36,857 I MEAN, YOU THE CUPCAKE MAN. 450 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:40,378 THAT'S WHAT YOU AM, YOU KNOW. 451 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:41,690 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, LOOK. CHECK IT OUT, BRO. 452 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,347 I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU TOO-- 453 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:44,589 - YEAH, WELL, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP. 454 00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:47,385 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 455 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:48,524 I GOT SOME MORE STUFF, MAN. 456 00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:49,870 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 457 00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:51,872 YOU KNOW, I HAD, UM, 458 00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:53,736 I GOT-- I SAW A RETAIL SPACE-- 459 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,117 OH, OKAY. 460 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:57,499 MM, MM. 461 00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:01,123 LOOK, I-I SAW A RETAIL SPACE, MAN, 462 00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:03,091 AND IT'S NICE, WITH A NICE KITCHEN IN THERE 463 00:17:03,194 --> 00:17:04,713 AND EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW. 464 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,025 AND I GOT IT FOR YOU. I GOT IT. 465 00:17:06,128 --> 00:17:08,648 THERE'S SOME PICTURES. TAKE A LOOK AT 'EM. 466 00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:20,246 - BOYCE-- - NICE, AIN'T IT? 467 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,662 - NOW, WAIT. ARE YOU HIGH? 468 00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:24,836 - OH, NO. I DON'T THINK SO. 469 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,942 I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD BE. 470 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,702 I DON'T--I AIN'T DO NOTHING. 471 00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,911 - WELL, DID CURTIS MAKE THESE? 472 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:33,569 BOYCE, YOU COULDN'T SMELL THE WEED IN THIS? 473 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,985 - OH, MAN, YOU MEAN HE GOT ME HIGH 474 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,678 WITHOUT ME EVEN KNOWING IT? 475 00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:41,750 MAN, I'M SO MAD AT HIM RIGHT NOW. 476 00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:46,203 I AM UPSET AT THIS DUDE, MAN. 477 00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:48,964 I AM LIVID ABOUT THIS, MAN. 478 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,174 MY FACE JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET. 479 00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:54,866 STAMPS, HERE COME THE PO-PO! I SEE THE PO-PO. 480 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,972 SHH, TWO O'CLOCK. 481 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,146 TWO O'CLOCK. 482 00:17:58,249 --> 00:18:00,734 THREE O'CLOCK, THREE O'CLOCK. 483 00:18:00,838 --> 00:18:02,805 IT'S NOON, IT'S NOON. 484 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:04,842 WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT TIME ARE THEY? 485 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:06,637 - BOYCE, YOU'RE FINE, ALL RIGHT? 486 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,397 NOW, LISTEN. 487 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:09,709 I WAS KIND OF PISSED AT YOU EARLIER. 488 00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,607 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO THINKING, 489 00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,195 AND I REALIZED THAT, YOU KNOW, 490 00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:15,508 THE CUPCAKE TRUCK-- IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, YOU KNOW. 491 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:17,406 AND I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU GOT IT. 492 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:21,169 - [snickering] 493 00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:24,172 YOU JUST SAID CUPCAKE TRUCK. 494 00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:25,863 YOU KNOW IT'S STOLEN? 495 00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:27,140 IT WAS STOLEN. IT WAS STOLEN. 496 00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:29,591 SOMEBODY GOT A STOLEN CUPCAKE TRUCK. 497 00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,524 - OH. 498 00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,526 BRO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION 499 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:34,699 ABOUT, YOU KNOW, OUR PARTNERSHIP 500 00:18:34,803 --> 00:18:35,838 AND HOW IT'S GONNA WORK OUT. 501 00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:36,839 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 502 00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:37,944 - YEAH, YEAH. 503 00:18:38,047 --> 00:18:39,497 OOH, OOH, OOH, COPS. 504 00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:40,912 COPS RIGHT THERE. 505 00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:44,744 LOOK, STAMPS, BE STILL, AND DON'T LOOK BLACK. 506 00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:46,055 - LET'S GO. 507 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,574 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MAN. 508 00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:48,748 I'M GONNA GO ON AND GO. LET ME--WHOA. 509 00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:50,715 LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST AND, UH, 510 00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:52,786 YOU KNOW, TRY TO WIPE THIS SMILE OFF MY FACE. 511 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,374 [chuckles] AIN'T NO MARRIED MAN 512 00:18:54,478 --> 00:18:55,720 SUPPOSED TO COME HOME THIS HAPPY. 513 00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:58,309 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 514 00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:02,693 [indistinct chatter] 515 00:19:02,796 --> 00:19:05,351 - KIM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON YOUR DATE WITH MARCELLE. 516 00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:08,423 - I AM. 517 00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:14,981 IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE, TELL 'EM. 518 00:19:20,849 --> 00:19:22,195 - WHOA, WHOA, LOOK, COPS! 519 00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:24,266 SHH, SHH, SHH. 520 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:25,992 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 521 00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,339 I'MA GO FIRST AND JUST DISTRACT 'EM, OKAY? 522 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:31,411 YOU JUST BE COOL. 523 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:36,416 HOW Y'ALL DOING, OFFICERS? 524 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:45,943 [soul music] 525 00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:54,054 ♪ 526 00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:08,034 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 36638

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