Original subtitles

- SO AS A PART OF MY SECOND CHANCE PROGRAM,

I'M ASKING YOU, MY CYBER FLOCK,

TO HELP THESE PAROLEES FIND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.

HAVE THEY BEEN INVOLVED WITH GANGS?

CERTAINLY.

HAVE THEY SPENT TIME IN PRISON?

YEARS.

BUT HAVE THEY ALSO

BEEN FALSELY ACCUSED FOR SOME OF THEIR MISDEEDS?

- I DON'T THINK SO. - I USUALLY DID IT.

- GUILTY AS CHARGED.

- WOULD YOU HOOLIGANS STOP IT?

I'M TRYING TO GET YOU A JOB.

THIS AIN'T NO TIME TO BE HONEST.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE CURTIS HERE.

CURTIS HAS A LAID-BACK ATTITUDE

WITH EXPERIENCE IN FARMING AND HORTICULTURE.

TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT, CURTIS.

- I'M PRETTY FAST AT SEX.

- THAT'S A STRANGE BRAG, BUT...A'IGHT.

UH, PATRICE...

HAS EXPERIENCE IN CROWD MANAGEMENT

AT A LARGE VENUE.

- I DID SECURITY AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

- REALLY? IN D.C.?

- NO, NO, NO.

IT'S A STRIP CLUB IN EAST ST. LOUIS.

DID THEY OPEN ONE IN D.C.?

- LET'S MOVE ON TO THUMPER HERE.

THUMPER HAS A, UM, DIVERSE RESUME.

WOW, YOU JUST DON'T SEE A LOT OF HORSE THEFT

HERE IN ST. LOUIS.

- IT'S A STABLE BUSINESS.

GET IT?

- WE'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALL.

- YEAH, MAN, I GOT A JOB FOR PATRICE.

IT'S A COURIER SITUATION.

HE KNOWS WHERE TO TAKE THE PACKAGE.

- SIR, THESE GENTLEMEN HAVE MADE A VOW

TO PUT THEIR CRIMINAL PAST BEHIND THEM.

- YOU KNOW, PASTOR,

THESE CALLS ARE MAKING ME VERY MAD.

MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A WALK AND CLEAR MY HEAD

AND END UP BEHIND THE ULTRASAVE

AT 7:30.

- WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NOBODY'S GOING TO THE ULTRASAVE.

ALTHOUGH THEY SHOULD,

BECAUSE THEY'RE ONE OF OUR SPONSORS.

ULTRASAVE, THE ULTIMATE IN ULTRA SHOPPING.

YOU TELL 'EM PASTOR B SENT YA.

ULTRA GET DOWN.

SERIOUSLY?

NO ONE IN THIS COMMUNITY WANTS TO HELP

THESE DESPERATE SOULS?

COME ON, WE'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALL.

- IF THESE BOYS ARE SO GREAT, WHY DON'T YOU HIRE THEM?

- LOOK, I'M JUST A PASTOR.

MOST OF THE JOBS AT THE CHURCH ARE NON-PAYING, AND--

- MAN, THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.

- ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

- NAH, MAN. I JUST SMOKE WEED.

- GIVE ME THAT.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

ALL RIGHT. [sighs]

I GUESS I'LL HIRE ALL THREE OF YOU MYSELF.

AND TO THE REST OF YOU PODCAST LISTENERS OUT THERE,

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

THIS IS A VERY DISAPPOINTED PASTOR BALLENTINE

SIGNING OFF.

AND REMEMBER, GOD IS WATCHING YOU.

YEAH.

AND I'M GONNA BE WATCHING Y'ALL.

SO I'M GONNA TURN MY BACK AND COUNT TO THREE,

AND WHOEVER STOLE MY DADDY'S GOLD PEN SET

BETTER PUT IT BACK ON THIS DESK.

ONE...TWO...THREE.

[gasps] Y'ALL STOLE ALL THIS STUFF?

AAH! THIS TEA KETTLE IS STILL HOT, THUMPER.

YOU STOLE HOT TEA.

[soul music]

♪

- ♪ HEY

- ♪ THE SOUL MAN

- UH-OH, LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY'S

TRYING TO MAKE SOME CHANGE IN HERE.

HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHEN LOLLI'S COMING BACK?

SHE'S LETTING ME BORROW A DRESS.

MARCELLE HAS INVITED ME TO A BLACK TIE EVENT.

- OH, YOU'RE STILL DATING THAT GUY, HUH?

- MM-HMM, IT'S OUR SIXTH DATE.

FIVE MORE THAN ANY OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.

ANYWAY, HE'S GETTING ANOTHER AWARD.

- OH, WELL, LET ME GUESS--

FOR BEING MORE HANDSOME AND RICHER

AND HAVING MORE DRIVE AND PASSION

THAN ANY OTHER GUY IN HISTORY?

- BASICALLY, BUT THEY JUST CALL THAT "MAN OF THE YEAR".

AND WHY ARE YOU HATING ON MARCELLE?

- I'M NOT HATING ON HIM.

I JUST THINK HE'S STUPID.

- [scoffs]

- OH, STAMPS!

YOU'VE TAKEN OVER THE WHOLE KITCHEN,

AND I WAS GONNA COOK DINNER.

AT LEAST, THAT'S THE STORY I'M TELLING YOUR BROTHER.

ALL RIGHT, GIRL, ONE BLACK DRESS,

RIGHT FROM THE CLEANERS.

I WORE THIS DRESS TO BOYCE'S UNCLE'S FUNERAL.

HE DIDN'T DIE TILL HE SAW ME IN IT.

- OH, WELL, GIVE IT TO ME.

[women squealing and laughing]

- COME ON IN HERE. - OH, HELL, YEAH.

- THIS IS SEXY, PASTOR. - [whistles]

- DON'T BE TOUCHING NOTHING.

CURTIS, PUT THAT DOWN.

- UH-UH.

BOYCE BALLENTINE, I TOLD YOU,

YOU'RE NOT MANAGING ANOTHER RAP GROUP.

- THEY'RE FROM MY SECOND CHANCE PROGRAM,

SO WHICH ONE OF THEM DO YOU WANT

WORKING DOWN AT THE SALON?

PICK A THUG, ANY THUG.

- WHICH ONE OF THEM HAS THE MOST EXPERIENCE

DEALING WITH WOMEN?

- ACTUALLY, THAT WOULD BE PATRICE.

HE HAS THE MOST EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN.

HE WAS RAISED BY TWO MOTHERS.

BEFORE IT WAS TRENDY.

- WELL, PACK HIM UP TO GO,

AND I'LL PICK HIM UP ON MY WAY OUT.

- AH!

HOW 'BOUT THAT, PATRICE?

GOT YOUR FIRST REAL JOB. - YEAH!

- YOU WANNA GO IN HERE AND CALL BOTH OF YOUR MAMAS?

- BOYCE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

ALONE.

- OH, YOU CAN TALK IN FRONT OF THESE GUYS.

THEY LIVE BY A CODE. THEY AIN'T GONNA SNITCH.

WHAT'S UP? - OKAY.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL

ABOUT A FUNKY LITTLE BAKERY CAFE

THAT SOLD OLD-FASHIONED, AUTHENTIC DESSERTS?

I'M TALKING SWEET POTATO COBBLER,

MISSISSIPPI MUD BROWNIES,

GOOEY BUTTER CAKE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BANKROLLING

YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, HUH?

- ALL RIGHT, STAMPS, REALLY?

DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

WITH THAT GIRL THAT SAID YOU LACKED FOCUS AND PASSION?

- NAH, MAN, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED, ALL RIGHT?

LOOK, I'M DOING THIS FOR MYSELF.

- [sighs] - HEY, PASTOR B,

IT LOOKS LIKE THE MAN CAN BAKE.

I MIGHT STAB A GUY FOR THESE,

IF I WASN'T TRYING TO WATCH MY WEIGHT.

- IT'S A BIG ASK.

- I SAID, I'M TRYING TO WATCH IT.

- I WAS SAYING IT WAS A BIG THING TO ASK FOR.

- THESE ARE GOOD, AND I AIN'T EVEN HIGH.

ALL RIGHT, I'M A LITTLE HIGH.

- COME ON, BRO.

- YOU KNOW, I GOTTA ADMIT,

I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS KIND OF FIRE IN YOU

IN QUITE SOME TIME.

AND LORD KNOWS, MAN, THAT YOU CAN DEFINITELY...

PUT YOUR FOOT IN SOME BUTTERCREAM.

TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU GOT YOURSELF A SILENT PARTNER.

- HA HA! ALL RIGHT! - ALL RIGHT.

- THANKS, BIG BROTHER. - YEAH, MAN.

- I AIN'T GONNA LET YOU DOWN.

- YOU KNOW WHAT A BUSY ENTREPRENEUR LIKE YOU NEEDS?

AN ASSISTANT. HERE YOU GO.

- OH, ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, I GET MY OWN EMPLOYEE?

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BAKING, MAN?

- I BAKED A BROWNIE OR TWO.

- WELL, HEY, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU START OFF

BY HELPING ME CLEAN MY MIXER OVER HERE.

ALL RIGHT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WHERE'S MY MIXER?

- I'M GONNA TURN MY BACK ONE MORE TIME.

- I WONDER IF STAMPS HAS ANY IDEA

HOW MANY BAKERIES ARE IN THIS TOWN.

THERE'S ONE ON EVERY CORNER.

"DELICIOUS CAKES", "CAKES 'R' DELICIOUS",

AND THE BRUTALLY HONEST

"OUR CAKES ARE JUST OKAY."

- THE MARKET IS SATURATED.

- [snickers] THE MARKET IS SATURATED.

YEAH, THAT'S CUTE RIGHT THERE.

LISTEN, BUSINESS STARTUPS ARE MY FORTE.

ALL RIGHT?

STAMPS JUST NEEDS SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM STAND OUT.

YOU KNOW, LIKE A MASCOT.

LIKE A BAKING CLOWN.

BAKEY THE CLOWN.

- FOOD TRUCK.

- DON'T WANT NO FOOD TRUCK.

I MEAN, BUT LIKE THE FOOD TRUCKS THAT WE SAW

PARKED OUT ON THE STREET.

YOU KNOW, WHERE EACH ONE OF THEM

HAS ITS OWN SPECIALIZED FOOD.

ON ONE BLOCK, YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT.

- EXCEPT DESSERT. - YOU KNOW,

EXCEPT THEY DIDN'T HAVE DESSERT.

YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID THERE?

I JUST CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA.

YOU'RE WITNESSING GENIUS RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, STAMPS JUST NEEDS TO COME UP WITH A CAFE

THAT SPECIALIZING IN ONE THING.

NO, NO, THOSE TRUCKS HAD LINES AROUND THE BLOCK.

- THERE YOU GO.

- SO A TRUCK AND A CAFE.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

UH, SO JUST A TRUCK.

YEAH!

BAKEY THE TRUCK.

YEAH, NAH, THAT'S--NAH, THAT'S--THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

BUT YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED, RIGHT?

YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT HERE.

SEE, THAT'S CALLED BRAINSTORMING, ALL RIGHT?

JUST STICK WITH ME, THUMPER. YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.

OKAY, START JOTTING SOME OF THIS STUFF DOWN, OKAY?

- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GETTIN' YOUR HAIR DONE.

YOU FINE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

[chuckles]

YOU KNOW, I DON'T KIDNAP ANYMORE,

BUT IF I DID... [chuckles]

YOU KNOW, YOU'D-- - PATRICE.

HONEY, ALL I ASKED YOU TO DO WAS GREET THE CLIENTS

AND CONFIRM THEIR APPOINTMENTS.

JUST GREET AND CONFIRM.

- WELL, I WAS THINKING I COULD ALSO GIVE THE LADIES

FOOT RUBS FOR YOU.

I WON'T EVEN CHARGE YOU EXTRA.

- GREET AND CONFIRM.

GIRL... - HMM?

- PATRICE'S PICKUP LINES ARE SO BAD,

THEY WOULDN'T WORK IF THEY WERE COMING

OUT OF DENZEL'S MOUTH.

both: YES, THEY WOULD.

- PATRICE IS WORSE THAN STAMPS. - MM.

- OH, SPEAKING OF--

WHAT'S WITH HIM BAKING ALL THE TIME?

- WELL, HE WANTS TO OPEN A BAKING BUSINESS.

BOYCE THINKS HE'S DOING IT TO IMPRESS A GIRL

WHO TOLD HIM THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE DIRECTION OR PASSION.

- I TOLD HIM THAT.

- WHO HASN'T TOLD HIM THAT?

BUT APPARENTLY, IT DIDN'T STICK

UNTIL THIS GIRL SAID IT.

- WELL, DID HE SAY WHAT THE GIRL'S NAME WAS?

- NO, IT'S LIKE HE'S GOING OUT OF HIS WAY

NOT TO TELL US WHO SHE IS.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

[chuckles] HE MUST REALLY LIKE THIS ONE.

- [chuckles awkwardly] OH, WELL.

OH, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

- PATRICE!

GREET AND CONFIRM!

- GOT IT.

- HEY, BIG BRO.

WHY'D YOU CALL ME DOWN HERE?

- CHECK IT OUT.

THIS IS YOUR NEW CUPCAKE TRUCK.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YEAH, YOU AIN'T GOTTA THANK ME,

THOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE.

- CUPCAKE TRUCK?

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

THUMPER'S UNCLE HOOKED US UP WITH IT.

GOT A GOOD DEAL ON IT, TOO.

HE SPECIALIZES IN COMMERCIAL VEHICLES

AND BLACK GARDEN GNOMES.

THEY CALL 'EM "GNOMIES".

- BOYCE, I-I DON'T WANT A CUPCAKE TRUCK, MAN.

LOOK, I WANT A CAFE BAKERY. THIS IS NOT MY PLAN.

- THIS REPLACES YOUR PLAN.

THIS IS A BETTER PLAN, MAN.

FOOD TRUCKS ARE THE "IN" THING NOW.

- SO YOU WENT OUT AND BOUGHT SOMETHING

WITHOUT ASKING ME?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SILENT PARTNER.

- I AM YOUR SILENT PARTNER.

THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

- SO YOU SAID YOU'D BACK ME.

BUT YOU WERE NEVER GONNA GIVE ME A REAL CHANCE, WERE YOU?

- LOOK, STAMPS, HISTORICALLY,

YOUR BIG BUSINESS IDEAS FIZZLE OUT

BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THEM ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

AND I'M SAYING THIS AS A GUY WHO'S GOT

A GARAGE FULL OF COUPONS TO YOUR TANNING SALON.

- WHAT WAS WRONG WITH AFRICAN AMERI-TAN?

- BLACK PEOPLE BURNED CROSSES IN FRONT OF IT.

- OKAY, I OVERESTIMATED THE NUMBER

OF LIGHT-SKINNED SISTERS IN THE COMMUNITY.

I GUESS SECOND CHANCES ONLY APPLY TO THESE CRIMINALS,

AND NOT YOUR OWN BROTHER.

HAVE FUN DRIVING YOUR TRUCK.

- S--WHAT? STAMPS!

COME ON, MAN! THIS FOR YOU!

THIS IS THE IDEA YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT OF

IF YOU WAS ME.

THUMPER!

I MEAN, CAN YOU NOT STAND EVERYWHERE?

[indistinct chatter] - LISTEN, LISTEN, PEOPLE.

IF YOUR NAME'S NOT ON THIS LIST,

YOU DON'T GET IN.

- HI. HI, I'M JOANNE.

- OH, OH, JOANNE. - MM-HMM.

- UH-HUH, I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME ON THE LIST.

- OH, THAT'S OKAY. I KNOW LOLLI.

- OH, YOU KNOW LOLLI. - MM-HMM.

- OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?

both: [chuckling]

- BACK OF THE LINE. GO ON.

GO ON!

- OOH, JOANNE, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

PATRICE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR IMAGE.

THIS IS A BEAUTY SALON,

AND THESE ARE DEFINITELY NOT BEAUTIES.

- PATRICE, IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE THEM BEAUTIFUL.

THEY'RE ALL UGLY WHEN THEY COME IN HERE.

[customers gasp]

OH! HUH? NO, WAIT.

OOH, I'M SORRY, LADIES. LADIES, WAIT.

NO, NO, NO.

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

- GOOD AFTERNOON. HEY, DANIELLE.

OKAY, THAT'S NICE.

THAT'S NOT SOME OF YOUR BEST WORK, BABY.

LOLLI, LISTEN.

I BOUGHT STAMPS A FOOD TRUCK FOR HIS BAKING BUSINESS,

AND HE WENT OFF ON ME.

- OF COURSE HE DID, BOYCE.

THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WANTED.

YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

YOU JUST LIKE YOUR DADDY.

- LOLLI, WE AGREED TO NOT USE WORDS AS WEAPONS.

- BOYCE, WHEN YOU FIRST TOOK OVER THE CHURCH

FOR YOUR DADDY,

HE INSISTED THAT HE WRITE YOUR FIRST THREE SERMONS.

- OH, YEAH. - HUH?

STANDING ON THE SHOULDERS OF A GIANT.

- EMERGING FROM THE SHADOWS OF GREATNESS.

- IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR YOUR DADDY'S SHOES,

PUT TISSUE IN THE TOE.

- OOH, I DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.

THAT WAS PERSONAL.

- HE WAS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO.

HE WAS TELLING YOU HOW TO DO IT.

HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

- I HAD JUST GOT THERE.

HE NEVER LET ME DO MY THING FIRST, YOU KNOW.

- HUH.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

both: OHH.

- OKAY.

I GET IT.

I'M NOT LETTING STAMPS DO HIS THING.

ALL RIGHT.

GIRL, YOU KNOW YOU SEXY WHEN YOU RIGHT.

- [laughs] THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS SEXY.

- [laughs]

OKAY, YOU RIGHT.

- OH, PASTOR, I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM THUMPER,

AND WE MAY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR FOOD TRUCK.

- WHAT? - YEAH, UH, IT'S STOLEN.

- WHO STOLE IT?

- APPARENTLY, THE GUY BEFORE THE GUY

WE BOUGHT IT FROM.

- "BIG BUG HIT THE WINDSHIELD."

I KNEW THAT WAS A BULLET HOLE.

COME ON, MAN.

SO I GO OUT ON A LIMB AND GET ALL YOU GUYS JOBS,

AND WHAT DO I GET FOR IT?

YOU UPSET MY WIFE, AND THEN YOU CONVINCE ME

TO BUY A STOLEN FOOD TRUCK.

- PASTOR AND I ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

- NICE TRY, SNOOP DOGG.

BUT YOU'RE NOT OFF THE HOOK YET EITHER.

- [mutters]

- GUYS, LISTEN.

I AM A PROMINENT MINISTER HERE IN THE CITY

OF ST. LOUIS.

I CAN'T BE RIDING AROUND

IN NO STOLEN FOOD TRUCK.

PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO BE A PILLAR OF VIRTUE.

Y'ALL HAVE JUST KNOCKED ME OFF MY PILLAR.

- PASTOR, YOU NEED TO CHILL, MAN.

TRY ONE OF THESE. MY OWN RECIPE.

- AND LISTEN, I GOTTA GO

STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT WITH MY BROTHER, MAN.

THESE ARE EXCELLENT.

- JUST WAIT.

IT GETS BETTER.

- LISTEN, WHILE I'M GONE,

Y'ALL NEED TO PROVE TO ME THAT I DIDN'T

MAKE A BIG MISTAKE TAKING YOU GUYS ON.

ALL RIGHT, AND YOU GONNA GET ME MY MONEY BACK

FROM THAT FOOD TRUCK.

I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT,

JUST AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL.

HEY, LET ME GET ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE CUPCAKES.

- I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND NO MORE THAN ONE, PASTOR.

- WHAT ARE YOU, MY WIFE?

LOOK, MAN, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE A SALAD FOR DINNER, MAN.

GIMME THE CUPCAKE.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

HERE.

[muttering] I'M COOL, I'M COOL.

WE GOOD, WE GOOD.

- MM, MM, MM.

[chuckles]

[slurps]

- BOYCE...

- STAAAMPS.

[laughs]

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

I WAS JUST HAVING SOME WINGS. YOU GOOD ON WINGS?

WHAT'S YOUR WING SITUATION LOOKING LIKE RIGHT NOW?

- NAH, I-I'M GOOD, BRO.

- STRAIGHT? - YEAH.

SO WHY'D YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME?

- OH, MAN, STAMPS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

I SAY THIS TO YOU, REAL TALK.

SERIOUS, STRAIGHT UP, MAN-TO-MAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

'CAUSE I MEAN THIS, WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.

I MEAN THIS ONE HUNDRED. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, MAN.

I'M VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY,

VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY...

UM...

- SORRY?

- THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!

I WAS GONNA SAY

THE EXACT SAME WORDS RIGHT THERE, MAN.

SO, UH, LOOK, STAMPS, MAN,

I SHOULD'VE NEVER GOT INTO YOUR IDEA LIKE THAT, MAN,

AND TOOK OVER, YOU KNOW,

AND GOT YOU A CUPCAKE TRUCK.

I MEAN, YOU THE CUPCAKE MAN.

THAT'S WHAT YOU AM, YOU KNOW.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL, LOOK. CHECK IT OUT, BRO.

I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU TOO--

- YEAH, WELL, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

I GOT SOME MORE STUFF, MAN.

- ALL RIGHT. - YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I HAD, UM,

I GOT-- I SAW A RETAIL SPACE--

OH, OKAY.

MM, MM.

LOOK, I-I SAW A RETAIL SPACE, MAN,

AND IT'S NICE, WITH A NICE KITCHEN IN THERE

AND EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW.

AND I GOT IT FOR YOU. I GOT IT.

THERE'S SOME PICTURES. TAKE A LOOK AT 'EM.

- BOYCE-- - NICE, AIN'T IT?

- NOW, WAIT. ARE YOU HIGH?

- OH, NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD BE.

I DON'T--I AIN'T DO NOTHING.

- WELL, DID CURTIS MAKE THESE?

BOYCE, YOU COULDN'T SMELL THE WEED IN THIS?

- OH, MAN, YOU MEAN HE GOT ME HIGH

WITHOUT ME EVEN KNOWING IT?

MAN, I'M SO MAD AT HIM RIGHT NOW.

I AM UPSET AT THIS DUDE, MAN.

I AM LIVID ABOUT THIS, MAN.

MY FACE JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.

STAMPS, HERE COME THE PO-PO! I SEE THE PO-PO.

SHH, TWO O'CLOCK.

TWO O'CLOCK.

THREE O'CLOCK, THREE O'CLOCK.

IT'S NOON, IT'S NOON.

WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT TIME ARE THEY?

- BOYCE, YOU'RE FINE, ALL RIGHT?

NOW, LISTEN.

I WAS KIND OF PISSED AT YOU EARLIER.

YOU KNOW, I GOT TO THINKING,

AND I REALIZED THAT, YOU KNOW,

THE CUPCAKE TRUCK-- IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, YOU KNOW.

AND I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU GOT IT.

- [snickering]

YOU JUST SAID CUPCAKE TRUCK.

YOU KNOW IT'S STOLEN?

IT WAS STOLEN. IT WAS STOLEN.

SOMEBODY GOT A STOLEN CUPCAKE TRUCK.

- OH.

BRO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION

ABOUT, YOU KNOW, OUR PARTNERSHIP

AND HOW IT'S GONNA WORK OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

- YEAH, YEAH.

OOH, OOH, OOH, COPS.

COPS RIGHT THERE.

LOOK, STAMPS, BE STILL, AND DON'T LOOK BLACK.

- LET'S GO.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MAN.

I'M GONNA GO ON AND GO. LET ME--WHOA.

LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST AND, UH,

YOU KNOW, TRY TO WIPE THIS SMILE OFF MY FACE.

[chuckles] AIN'T NO MARRIED MAN

SUPPOSED TO COME HOME THIS HAPPY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[indistinct chatter]

- KIM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON YOUR DATE WITH MARCELLE.

- I AM.

IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE, TELL 'EM.

- WHOA, WHOA, LOOK, COPS!

SHH, SHH, SHH.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

I'MA GO FIRST AND JUST DISTRACT 'EM, OKAY?

YOU JUST BE COOL.

HOW Y'ALL DOING, OFFICERS?

[soul music]

♪

- ♪ THE SOUL MAN