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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,243 --> 00:00:03,555 - THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED 2 00:00:03,589 --> 00:00:05,315 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:07,662 [muffled music playing] - LOLLI... 4 00:00:07,697 --> 00:00:11,045 COME ON, LET'S GO TO BED, BABY. DEXTER'SABOUT TO START. 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:14,255 - BOYCE, I CAN'T ENJOY MY SERIAL KILLER RIGHT NOW, 6 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:16,568 NOT WITH THAT PARTY GOING ON ACROSS THE STREET. 7 00:00:16,602 --> 00:00:18,846 - WELL, WE COULD DROWN 'EM OUT 8 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,572 IF SOMEBODY HADN'T GAVE ME THE LEMON FACE 9 00:00:20,606 --> 00:00:22,160 WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT BUYING SURROUND SOUND 10 00:00:22,194 --> 00:00:24,403 FOR THE BEDROOM. 11 00:00:24,438 --> 00:00:25,749 - BOYCE, DOES IT BOTHER YOU 12 00:00:25,784 --> 00:00:27,579 THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS THROWING PARTIES 13 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:30,099 AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, THAT WE'RE NEVER INVITED? 14 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:32,377 - OOH, DEXTER ALREADY GOT THE TARP DOWN. 15 00:00:32,411 --> 00:00:35,173 THIS GONNA BE GOOD RIGHT HERE. 16 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,556 OKAY, I'M LISTENING TO YOU, BABY, I'M SORRY. 17 00:00:39,591 --> 00:00:41,765 - WHAT HAPPENED TO US, BOYCE? 18 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,664 WE USED TO BE ALL OF THAT! 19 00:00:43,698 --> 00:00:47,254 WE GOT INVITED TO GRAMMY PARTIES AND AFTER-PARTIES... 20 00:00:47,288 --> 00:00:49,946 AND A FEW AFTER-AFTER-PARTIES. 21 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:53,639 AND NOW WE CAN'T EVEN GET A, "HEY, Y'ALL WANNA STOP BY?" 22 00:00:53,674 --> 00:00:56,953 FROM THE PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET. 23 00:00:56,987 --> 00:00:58,610 - I THINK YOU KNOW WHO'S TO BLAME. 24 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:01,199 NOBODY WANTS TO PARTY WITH THEIR PASTOR. 25 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:03,511 - OH, NO, NO, NO. HONEY, I'M NOT BLAMING YOU... 26 00:01:03,546 --> 00:01:06,273 PER SE. IT'S JUST THAT... 27 00:01:06,307 --> 00:01:09,586 I MISS PARTS OF THE OLD DAYS. 28 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:11,864 LIKE THE FUN PARTS! 29 00:01:11,899 --> 00:01:13,211 - COME ON, LET'S HAVE OUR OWN PARTY. 30 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:14,453 COME ON! GET UP IN THERE. 31 00:01:16,559 --> 00:01:17,870 - I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART. 32 00:01:17,905 --> 00:01:20,149 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME SLEEP. 33 00:01:20,183 --> 00:01:22,668 - WHAT? 34 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:26,500 NO RIDE ON THE LOLLI-GO-ROUND? 35 00:01:26,534 --> 00:01:28,812 WEEEE! 36 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:30,400 - I'M SORRY. 37 00:01:30,435 --> 00:01:32,851 MY MOOD HAS TO BE AT LEAST THIS HIGH 38 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:35,025 FOR YOU TO RIDE THIS RIDE. 39 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:38,408 RIGHT NOW, MY MOOD HAS GONE DOWN. 40 00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:40,928 - HUH. 41 00:01:40,962 --> 00:01:43,793 NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY MOOD TO GO DOWN. 42 00:01:45,622 --> 00:01:48,591 [soul music] 43 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:55,736 ♪ 44 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,910 - ♪ HEY 45 00:01:57,945 --> 00:02:01,638 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 46 00:02:01,673 --> 00:02:03,744 - YOU BETTER! - COME ON IN HERE. 47 00:02:03,778 --> 00:02:06,988 - THE PASTOR AND FIRST LADY. WHAT A PLEASURE. 48 00:02:07,023 --> 00:02:08,783 - HELLO. - HOW YOU DOING, GIRL? 49 00:02:08,818 --> 00:02:12,822 NOW YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU KNEW HALLE BERRY! 50 00:02:12,856 --> 00:02:15,135 WELCOME TO BIRDS, PRETTY LADY! 51 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:16,481 - THIS IS BIRD. 52 00:02:16,515 --> 00:02:18,276 HE'S BEEN MY MAN 20 GRAND SINCE WE WERE KIDS. 53 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:20,830 AND HE LIKED ME 'CAUSE I WAS ALWAYS CRACKING JOKES, 54 00:02:20,864 --> 00:02:24,316 I LIKED HIM BECAUSE HIS SISTER HAD BOOBIES IN SIXTH GRADE. 55 00:02:24,351 --> 00:02:27,940 - THIS IS MY SISTER KIM. SHE'S A DOCTOR. 56 00:02:27,975 --> 00:02:31,944 - NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SO DESIRED TO FALL ILL. 57 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:34,119 - DO THOSE CHEESY LINES EVER WORK? 58 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,465 - ACTUALLY THEY DO. 59 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,019 HE'S GOT THREE ALIMONY PAYMENTS TO PROVE IT. 60 00:02:38,054 --> 00:02:39,883 - WHICH REMINDS ME, 61 00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:43,197 WHEN AM I GONNA SEE A RETURN ON MY INVESTMENT IN THIS PLACE? 62 00:02:43,232 --> 00:02:44,785 - OH, MAN, YOU KNOW YOU AT THE TOP OF THE LIST... 63 00:02:44,819 --> 00:02:46,752 RIGHT AFTER UNCLE SAM, MY EX-WIVES... 64 00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:48,547 MY ACTUAL UNCLE SAM, 65 00:02:48,582 --> 00:02:51,826 AND MY NEWLY-CREATED DR. KIM JEWELRY FUND. 66 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:53,380 - OOH! OOH, OOH, OOH. 67 00:02:53,414 --> 00:02:56,659 - ALLOW ME TO ESCORT YOU TO YOUR TABLE. 68 00:02:56,693 --> 00:02:58,212 ACTUALLY, FIND YOUR OWN SEAT. 69 00:02:58,247 --> 00:03:01,629 HEY! I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A RESERVATION FOR HALLE BERRY! 70 00:03:04,045 --> 00:03:06,082 - OH, LOOK. HEY, THERE'S STAMPS. 71 00:03:06,116 --> 00:03:08,084 MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK HIM TO COME OVER AND SIT WITH US. 72 00:03:08,118 --> 00:03:09,568 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 73 00:03:09,603 --> 00:03:11,536 THIS IS A RARE OPPORTUNITY 74 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:14,435 TO WATCH AN ACTUAL STAMPS IN THE WILD. 75 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:18,301 I BELIEVE HE'S ABOUT TO COMMENCE HIS COLORFUL MATING RITUAL. 76 00:03:18,336 --> 00:03:19,751 SHH! 77 00:03:19,785 --> 00:03:20,821 LISTEN. 78 00:03:20,855 --> 00:03:22,167 HEY, GIRL. 79 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:26,551 WHY DON'T YOU DRINK A TEQUILA SHOT OFF MY ABS? 80 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:28,311 - WHY, I WOULD LOVE THAT! 81 00:03:28,346 --> 00:03:32,867 'CAUSE I HAVE VERY LOW SELF-ESTEEM. 82 00:03:32,902 --> 00:03:35,180 - ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, PLEASE TELL ME THAT THIS IS NOT 83 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,389 WHAT ALL THE GUYS IN ST. LOUIS ARE LIKE. 84 00:03:37,424 --> 00:03:40,220 - I HAVE A REALLY NICE ACCOUNTANT I WANT YOU TO MEET. 85 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,290 - OH. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 86 00:03:41,324 --> 00:03:42,670 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 87 00:03:42,705 --> 00:03:45,880 HE'S THE ACCOUNTANT THAT OTHERS ACCOUNTANTS GO TO. 88 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:47,503 - HE SOUNDS DULL. 89 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,470 MAKE IT HAPPEN. 90 00:03:49,505 --> 00:03:50,713 - [gasps] 91 00:03:50,747 --> 00:03:52,784 OH, MY GOD, THERE'S KEVIN AND DANIELLE! 92 00:03:52,818 --> 00:03:54,337 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE HERE! - ME EITHER. 93 00:03:54,372 --> 00:03:55,614 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER, 94 00:03:55,649 --> 00:03:58,134 MAINLY BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE. 95 00:03:58,168 --> 00:04:01,033 - THOSE ARE OUR NEIGHBORS WHO ARE ALWAYS THROWING PARTIES 96 00:04:01,068 --> 00:04:03,691 AND NEVER INVITING US. OH, MY GOD! 97 00:04:03,726 --> 00:04:07,419 - LOLLI, YOU ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN WHITE PEOPLE BEFORE. 98 00:04:07,454 --> 00:04:09,179 - THESE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS THROWING PARTIES, 99 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:11,630 AND WE'RE NEVER INVITED BECAUSE HE'S A PASTOR. 100 00:04:11,665 --> 00:04:13,736 SO I'M BORING BY ASSOCIATION. 101 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:14,875 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 102 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:17,187 I GOT THIS. - WHAT? 103 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:18,913 - COME ON, FOLLOW MY LEAD. - WHAT ARE WE DOING? 104 00:04:18,948 --> 00:04:22,089 - WE ARE GOING TO GET COOL AGAIN. 105 00:04:22,123 --> 00:04:24,505 [laughs] HEY, HEY! 106 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:25,886 GOOD PEOPLE, HOW Y'ALL DOING? 107 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,578 LOOKING GOOD, GOOD. KEEFF, KEEFF! 108 00:04:28,613 --> 00:04:29,821 YOU SPELL IT WITH A "F," RIGHT? 109 00:04:29,855 --> 00:04:31,098 ONLY ONE I KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT RIGHT. 110 00:04:31,132 --> 00:04:32,617 THAT'S CUTE RIGHT THERE. THAT'S GOOD. 111 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:35,620 HEY, BIRD, I GOT THIS. EVERYTHING ON ME. 112 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:38,726 KEVIN AND DANIELLE! MAN, GOOD SEEING Y'ALL! 113 00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:41,384 - WHAT'S UP, BALLENTINES? - HEY, NEIGHBORS. 114 00:04:41,419 --> 00:04:42,592 - YOU KNOW WHAT, 115 00:04:42,627 --> 00:04:44,042 I WAS JUST TELLING LOLLI THE OTHER DAY 116 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,596 THAT KEVIN AND DANIELLE SEEM LIKE SOME REALLY NICE PEOPLE 117 00:04:46,631 --> 00:04:48,288 AND WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER MORE, 118 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,565 YOU KNOW, PARTY OR SOMETHING. 119 00:04:49,599 --> 00:04:52,740 - YE--UH, YEAH, HE WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT. 120 00:04:52,775 --> 00:04:54,570 - SO BOYCE THE VOICE STILL PARTIES? 121 00:04:54,604 --> 00:04:57,711 - I DIDN'T THINK PASTORS WERE ALLOWED TO PARTY. 122 00:04:57,745 --> 00:05:00,127 - WELL, I'M NOT A PASTOR ALL THE TIME. 123 00:05:00,161 --> 00:05:02,302 I MEAN, EVEN JESUS HAD A FEW FRIENDS OVER FOR SUPPER 124 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:04,821 EVERY NOW AND THEN. 125 00:05:04,856 --> 00:05:06,133 - WE GET IT IN. 126 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,756 GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING TO REPENT FOR ON SUNDAYS. 127 00:05:08,791 --> 00:05:10,724 - WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS. 128 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:12,415 ALL THOSE PARTIES YOU HAVING OVER THERE-- 129 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,865 GOOD TIMES. 130 00:05:13,899 --> 00:05:15,729 YOU'RE PROBABLY HAVING SOMETHING THIS WEEKEND, RIGHT? 131 00:05:15,763 --> 00:05:19,249 - WELL, ACTUALLY, NO. THIS WEEKEND WE GOT NOTHING. 132 00:05:19,284 --> 00:05:21,286 - WELL, THAT IS PERFECT. 133 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,081 BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A PARTY THIS WEEKEND, 134 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,738 AND YOU SHOULD COME, RIGHT, HONEY? 135 00:05:24,772 --> 00:05:26,636 I BELIEVE WE HAVE ROOM FOR TWO MORE, DON'T WE? 136 00:05:26,671 --> 00:05:28,811 - BOYCE, WE WILL MAKE ROOM! - OKAY. 137 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:31,641 - WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY WITH SOMEBODY FAMOUS. 138 00:05:31,676 --> 00:05:33,850 - WELL, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO DENNIS RODMAN'S PARTY, 139 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:36,232 BUT WE CHICKENED OUT. 140 00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:37,302 - WE'VE LOVE TO COME. 141 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,752 - WELL, GOOD. - [squeals] 142 00:05:38,786 --> 00:05:41,030 - YOU'RE ON THE LIST. WE'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY AT 8:00. 143 00:05:41,064 --> 00:05:42,790 - [laughing] 144 00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:44,413 - I TOLD YOU I GOT THIS! 145 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:45,586 - GIMME A POUND. 146 00:05:45,621 --> 00:05:47,347 - BOOM. NOW SALT THE FRIES. 147 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,969 - OW! 148 00:05:52,248 --> 00:05:53,698 - HEY, BABE. 149 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:54,940 I GOT THREE CASES OF CHAMPAGNE 150 00:05:54,975 --> 00:05:57,046 AND 15 POUNDS OF JUMBO SHRIMP ON ICE. 151 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,910 AND, HERE, TRY THIS. 152 00:05:58,944 --> 00:06:01,568 IT'S A NEW DRINK I CREATED CALLED THE ST. LOUIS ICED TEA. 153 00:06:01,602 --> 00:06:03,293 - MM, WHAT'S IN IT? 154 00:06:03,328 --> 00:06:05,261 - EVERYTHING BUT TEA. 155 00:06:06,814 --> 00:06:08,471 - OKAY, Y'ALL. READY FOR THE LIGHT CHECK. 156 00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:11,198 DJ HOT JAMZ, HIT THE LIGHTS PLEASE. 157 00:06:11,232 --> 00:06:12,233 [dance music playing] 158 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:14,374 both: OOH! - I LOVE IT! 159 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:17,169 KEVIN AND DANIELLE ARE GONNA BE SO IMPRESSED. 160 00:06:17,204 --> 00:06:19,309 NOW IF WE WERE JUST OVERCHARGING PEOPLE TO GET IN, 161 00:06:19,344 --> 00:06:21,726 IT'LL BE JUST LIKE ONE OF YOUR VEGAS SHOWS. 162 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,486 [doorbell rings] 163 00:06:25,523 --> 00:06:29,147 [gasps] OH! SISTER PEARLY! 164 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:32,081 - HEY. SISTER PEARLY, WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 165 00:06:32,115 --> 00:06:35,360 - I LOOKED FOR YOU AT CHURCH, BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE. 166 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,363 WHEN YOUR FATHER WAS PASTOR, HE WAS ALWAYS THERE. 167 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:42,332 BUT CLEARLY, YOUR PRIORITIES ARE MORE SECULAR. 168 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,473 OH, ARE WE HAVING A PARTY? 169 00:06:44,507 --> 00:06:45,819 - OH, OH, NO! NO, NO, NO, MA'AM! 170 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:47,337 THIS IS--THIS IS NOT A PARTY. 171 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:50,340 - NO, NO. THIS IS MORE LIKE COMMUNITY OUTREACH. 172 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:51,618 - OH, FOR NEW CHURCH MEMBERS. 173 00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:52,860 - YES! 174 00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:56,312 - WELL, THEN MAYBE I-- - YOUNG NEW MEMBERS. 175 00:06:56,346 --> 00:06:57,589 IT'S ONLY THE YOUNG. 176 00:06:57,624 --> 00:06:59,384 - OH, I SEE. 177 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,525 WELL, I JUST DROPPED BY TO BRING OVER THESE MARRIAGE LICENSES. 178 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,736 NOW PLEASE SIGN THEM QUICKLY SO THAT OUR LOVELY NEWLYWEDS 179 00:07:06,771 --> 00:07:09,636 AREN'T BANISHED TO HELL FOR LIVING IN SIN. 180 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,189 - WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT, NOW, WOULD WE? 181 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:15,400 - THE GOOD BOOK SAYS-- - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 182 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,677 - I'M JUST SAYING, 183 00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:18,645 THE CUBS ARE GONNA GO ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR. 184 00:07:18,679 --> 00:07:19,922 - WHAT! 185 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:21,164 WAIT, CAN YOU TELL I'M MAKING 186 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:22,683 A "WOMAN, DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF TALKING" FACE? 187 00:07:22,718 --> 00:07:25,168 'CAUSE THAT'S THE FACE I'M MAKING. 188 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:28,517 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, COME TALK TO ME IN OCTOBER. 189 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,415 - YOU'RE DOING THAT ALL WRONG. - EXCUSE ME? 190 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,004 I KNOW HOW TO ROLL MEAT. - KEEP TALKING. 191 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:34,937 - SERIOUSLY? 192 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:36,594 IS SEX ALL YOU THINK ABOUT? 193 00:07:36,628 --> 00:07:39,666 COME ON, STAMPS, AREN'T YOU TIRED OF ONE-NIGHT STANDS? 194 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:41,875 - AREN'T YOU TIRED OF HAVING NO STANDS AT ALL? 195 00:07:41,909 --> 00:07:45,326 - I PREFER MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS, OKAY? 196 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:47,570 THEY MAY BE FEWER, BUT THEY'RE STRONGER. 197 00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:49,779 AND AT LEAST I REMEMBER THE GUY'S LAST NAME. 198 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:52,264 - HEY, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T REMEMBER THEIR LAST NAMES. 199 00:07:52,299 --> 00:07:54,163 IT'S THAT I NEVER KNEW 'EM. 200 00:07:54,197 --> 00:07:55,716 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. ONE MORE TIME, ALL RIGHT? 201 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:57,062 THIS ONE'S FOR THE GAME. 202 00:07:57,097 --> 00:08:00,376 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. LAST TIME. 203 00:08:04,104 --> 00:08:07,625 - AND THEY SCORE! 204 00:08:07,659 --> 00:08:08,764 YEAH! 205 00:08:08,798 --> 00:08:10,420 - HA HA! 206 00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:14,010 [dance music playing] 207 00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:16,150 - BOYCE, THE PARTY STARTED AN HOUR AGO. 208 00:08:16,185 --> 00:08:18,843 I'M NERVOUS. THERE'S ONLY FIVE PEOPLE HERE, 209 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:21,673 AND TWO OF THEM ARE CHECKING OUT BOOKS. 210 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:24,883 THE ONLY THING SADDER THAN NOT BEING INVITED TO A PARTY 211 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:27,368 IS HAVING A PARTY WHERE NOBODY COMES. 212 00:08:27,403 --> 00:08:29,578 - WELL, I THINK THE SADDEST THING 213 00:08:29,612 --> 00:08:32,512 IS TO WATCH PEOPLE DO THE SOUL TRAINLINE. 214 00:08:39,657 --> 00:08:40,968 - THIS PARTY STINKS. 215 00:08:41,003 --> 00:08:43,937 I LIVE WITH MORE PEOPLE THAN THIS. 216 00:08:43,971 --> 00:08:47,285 AND HEY, WHERE'S THAT ACCOUNTANT GUY THAT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT? 217 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:50,288 - HE'S COMING. HE'S JUST FASHIONABLY LATE. 218 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,186 - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW COUPLES LIKE TO TELL THE STORY 219 00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:53,463 OF HOW THEY MET? 220 00:08:53,498 --> 00:08:57,433 YEAH, WE CAN'T LET IT BE THIS. 221 00:08:57,467 --> 00:08:59,711 - [clears throat] HAVE YOU MET TANYA? 222 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:02,093 OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS IS NOT A ONE-NIGHT STAND. 223 00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:05,752 I SLEPT WITH HER BEFORE. 224 00:09:05,786 --> 00:09:08,513 HER NAME IS TANYA SPRINGS. - WINTERS. 225 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,204 - WINTERS. 226 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:12,759 SO I SEE YOU'RE DATELESS AS USUAL. 227 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,588 - OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN'T BLAME MY DATE. 228 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:18,178 YOU SEE, HE HAS TO COME ALL THE WAY HERE FROM A JOB. 229 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:21,146 HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE. 230 00:09:23,459 --> 00:09:24,805 - THIS PROBABLY GOES WITHOUT SAYING, 231 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,945 BUT THIS PARTY SUCKS. 232 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:28,188 - I KNOW, BIRD. 233 00:09:28,222 --> 00:09:29,948 AND EVERYBODY TOLD ME THEY WERE COMING. 234 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:31,363 - WELL, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE JUST TELL THE PASTOR 235 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:32,606 WHAT THEY THINK HE WANTS TO HEAR... 236 00:09:32,641 --> 00:09:35,264 HANDSOME. 237 00:09:35,298 --> 00:09:37,784 - LOOK, PEOPLE KNOW IT'S NOT PASTOR BALLENTINE 238 00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:38,923 GIVING THE PARTY. 239 00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:40,959 EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S BOYCE THE VOICE. 240 00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:42,409 - WELL, THE BOYCE THE VOICE I KNOW 241 00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:44,825 WOULD BE ROCKING THAT MIC RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 242 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:47,414 - NO. NO, NO. I'M NOT SINGING AT MY OWN PARTY. 243 00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:49,485 YOU REMEMBER CELINE DION'S BIRTHDAY. 244 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:51,694 WHEN SHE KEPT SINGING THE SONG FROM TITANIC, 245 00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:54,524 THE PARTY SANK FASTER THAN THE BOAT. 246 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:55,767 [doorbell rings] 247 00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:58,218 - THANK GOD, MORE PEOPLE! BOYCE! MORE PEOPLE! 248 00:10:00,772 --> 00:10:04,500 [stammering] IT'S KEVIN AND DANIELLE! 249 00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:05,743 - ARE WE EARLY? 250 00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:08,331 WE DIDN'T SEE MANY CARS OUT FRONT. 251 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:10,713 - OH, NO, MOST PEOPLE PARKED AT THE MALL. 252 00:10:10,748 --> 00:10:13,820 DID WE NOT TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHUTTLE? 253 00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:15,511 - OH. - WELL, WE JUST DECIDED 254 00:10:15,545 --> 00:10:17,202 TO WALK ACROSS THE STREET OURSELVES. 255 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:18,618 - [laughing] 256 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:22,587 WELL, COME IN BEFORE WE LET ALL THE FUN OUT. 257 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:27,212 - SO... THIS IS A BOYCE THE VOICE PARTY. 258 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:29,939 - OH, IT'S SO, UH... 259 00:10:29,974 --> 00:10:32,148 SPACIOUS. 260 00:10:33,356 --> 00:10:36,428 - YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, WE JUST STOPPED BY 261 00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:38,465 TO LET YOU KNOW WE CAN'T STAY. 262 00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:39,846 - WHA-- 263 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,364 - WE HAVE A...THING. 264 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:44,333 - RIGHT, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WHEN YOU HAVE TWO THINGS, 265 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:46,404 AND WE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOUR...THING 266 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,890 WAS THE SAME NIGHT AS...OUR... 267 00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:52,272 - OTHER THING. - RIGHT. 268 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:54,826 - CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STAY FOR ONE DRINK? 269 00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:57,484 - OKAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS NEED. 270 00:10:57,518 --> 00:10:59,693 HOT JAMZ, GIMME A DUBSTEP BEAT. 271 00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,246 [dubstep music playing] 272 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:03,248 YEAH, YEAH. 273 00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:04,525 HUH. COME ON, Y'ALL. 274 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,839 ♪ SPANKIN' AIN'T JUST FOR KIDS ♪ 275 00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:11,532 ♪ SOMETIMES A MAN GOTTA DO WHAT HE GOTTA DO ♪ 276 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:12,775 COME ON, Y'ALL! 277 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:15,364 ♪ SPANKIN' AIN'T JUST FOR KIDS ♪ 278 00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:17,746 [continues singing under music] 279 00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:20,231 ♪ 280 00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:21,784 - GIRL, YOU GOT TO GET HERE. 281 00:11:21,819 --> 00:11:23,786 THE GUY THAT'S ON MY GRANDMA'S ALBUM-- 282 00:11:23,821 --> 00:11:25,098 HE'S SINGING. 283 00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:27,272 GIRL, IT'S CRACKIN'! YES! 284 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:29,481 - ♪ SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK ♪ 285 00:11:29,516 --> 00:11:31,587 ♪ SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, NOW ♪ 286 00:11:31,621 --> 00:11:33,382 ♪ I 287 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:37,697 ♪ I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU 288 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,975 ♪ BUP, BUP, BUP, BUP, BUP, BUP ♪ 289 00:11:40,009 --> 00:11:41,321 ♪ WITH YOU 290 00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:43,979 ♪ AND WITH YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND ALL OF YOU ♪ 291 00:11:45,463 --> 00:11:48,259 ♪ AND YOU 292 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:49,536 THANK YOU! 293 00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:52,781 [cheering] 294 00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:56,232 OH, HONEY, OUR PARTY IS A BIG HIT! 295 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:58,303 - BABY, THE BALLENTINES ARE BACK. 296 00:11:58,338 --> 00:11:59,373 - OW! 297 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:00,789 WHOA! 298 00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:09,936 I THINK I'MA GO PUT AWAY THE GOOD TOWELS. 299 00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:13,974 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. 300 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,011 GET A ROOM. 301 00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:17,771 - I THINK THIS IS INSANE. 302 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,324 - YOU THINK THIS IS INSANE? 303 00:12:19,359 --> 00:12:20,636 I JUST CAUGHT SOMEBODY IN THERE 304 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,534 TRYING TO STEAL OUR FREEZER MEAT. 305 00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:24,157 - OOH, OOH, OOH. 306 00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:25,572 ACCOUNTANT GUY. HI, HONEY. 307 00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:26,953 I GOT SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO MEET. 308 00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,506 RIGHT THIS WAY. 'SCUSE US! 309 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,197 'SCUSE US! ACCOUNTANT COMING THROUGH. 310 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:34,201 - KEITH? 311 00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:38,447 - HEY, KIM. THIS IS ACCOUNTANT GUY. 312 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:41,208 ACCOUNTANT GUY, MY SISTER KIM. 313 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,109 HEY! WOULD DANCE LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER? 314 00:12:45,143 --> 00:12:47,697 - THIS ISMY MOTHER. 315 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,118 - BOYCE, YOU SMELL WHAT I SMELL 316 00:12:54,152 --> 00:12:55,947 COMING FROM UPSTAIRS? 317 00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:59,917 - SOMEBODY'S SMOKING THAT BLUE MOUNTAIN KUSH. 318 00:12:59,951 --> 00:13:02,057 I MEAN, THAT'S-- 319 00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:04,991 NOT IN MY HOUSE. 320 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:07,407 WE GOT 800 THREAD COUNT SHEETS UP THERE, COME ON. 321 00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:11,894 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE CARDINALS THIS YEAR? 322 00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:14,276 - I DON'T FOLLOW BASKETBALL. 323 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,244 - APPARENTLY, YOU DON'T FOLLOW BASEBALL EITHER. 324 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:20,627 - I DON'T LIKE SPORTS. IT'S TOO HARD TO PARK. 325 00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:25,494 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU, UH, PARK IT RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT? 326 00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:27,013 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 327 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:30,464 AND I AM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO PLAY SHRIMP FOOTBALL, GIRL. 328 00:13:30,499 --> 00:13:32,018 HOLD THAT. 329 00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:36,539 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. FLICK THE SHRIMP INTO MY MOUTH. 330 00:13:36,574 --> 00:13:38,610 - WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 331 00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:41,613 - THESE ARE THE GOAL POSTS, AND THE SHRIMP IS THE FOOTBALL. 332 00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:44,064 - BUT I JUST GOT THESE NAILS PUTS ON. 333 00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:46,239 - COME ON, FLICK IT. - NO. 334 00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:47,309 - FLICK IT! - NO! 335 00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:49,587 - OH, FLICK THE DAMN SHRIMP! 336 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:53,177 - WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GRIND ON MY BOOTY LIKE A NORMAL GUY? 337 00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:56,421 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 338 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:01,771 - OH! [laughing] 339 00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:03,981 THANK YOU. 340 00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:07,985 - I KNOW THAT LOOK. 341 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:12,058 SAME ONE I USED TO GIVE MY SECOND WIFE. 342 00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:14,370 SHE WAS THE BEST ONE. 343 00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,372 EXCUSE ME. 344 00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:18,478 I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE HALLE BERRY. 345 00:14:18,512 --> 00:14:21,964 YOU MUST GET THAT ALL THE TIME. 346 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:29,351 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN OUR BEDROOM? 347 00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:31,008 - YOU! GET OFF OUR BED! 348 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:34,459 AND YOU, TAKE OFF MY SECOND FAREWELL TOUR JACKET. 349 00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:37,704 - AND YOU, PUT MY DRAWERS BACK IN MY DRAWERS DRAWER! 350 00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:39,292 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 351 00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,190 - I MEAN, REALLY. WHAT IS GOING-- 352 00:14:41,225 --> 00:14:44,504 KEITH? 353 00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,302 OH! 354 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,614 THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THIS HOUSE. 355 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:54,445 - COME ON, MAN. THE OWNER SAID IT WAS COOL. 356 00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:56,136 - I AM THE OWNER. 357 00:14:56,171 --> 00:14:58,759 GET OUTTA HERE! - GO, GO, GO! 358 00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:00,140 GO! 359 00:15:02,798 --> 00:15:08,562 - I DO A LITTLE TILE WORK IF YOU EVER NEED IT. 360 00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:10,599 - GET OUT! - GET OUTTA HERE. 361 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,980 HE CAN "DO SOME TILE WORK." 362 00:15:12,014 --> 00:15:15,293 HEY, DO YOU DO SURROUND SOUND? 363 00:15:16,777 --> 00:15:18,055 OOH! 364 00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:20,678 - SO THIS IS WHERE THE REAL PARTY IS. 365 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,714 - OH, NO, NO, NO. NO! 366 00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:24,544 - OH, NO, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK AT ALL. 367 00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:27,236 - OH, THAT'S A BUMMER. 368 00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:29,618 WE JUST CAME UP HERE TO TELL YOU THAT WE'RE HAVING A BLAST, 369 00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:32,000 AND WE'RE GONNA INVITE YOU TO OUR PARTY NEXT WEEK! 370 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:33,242 - OH, BOYCE! 371 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,899 WE'RE GOING TO THEIR PARTY NEXT WEEK! 372 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,832 HA, HA! THANK YOU! 373 00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,868 - WE THINK YOU'RE BOTH AMAZING! 374 00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:40,974 - AHH! [laughing] 375 00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:43,149 - YOU KNOW, WE THINK YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING TOO. 376 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:45,082 - AWW, THAT IS SO SWEET. 377 00:15:47,636 --> 00:15:48,706 - OKAY. 378 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,294 OH, OH. 379 00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:52,917 OH, ALL RIGHT. 380 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,816 - GO AHEAD, SQUEEZE IT. 381 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:58,026 - GIRL, GIRL. OH, OH! 382 00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:00,925 OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WE DON'T NEED THE LIGHTS OFF. 383 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,032 - OH, YOU WANT 'EM ON? I'M SORRY IF I SEEM NERVOUS. 384 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:06,172 IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO GO BLACK 385 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:08,484 AND NEVER GO BACK. 386 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,212 - YOU ABOUT TO GO WHERE? - NO. 387 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,387 - OH, OH, DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY. 388 00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:16,665 SPAYED, NEUTERED! 389 00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:21,049 LET'S GET BUSY! 390 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:23,913 - NO, NO, Y'ALL GO AHEAD AND FREAK AMONGST YOURSELVES. 391 00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:26,261 GO, BABY. GO! 392 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:31,887 - CAN YOU BELIEVE WE WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS THOSE FREAKS? 393 00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:34,683 - WELL, APPARENTLY WE DID. 394 00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:38,135 - I THOUGHT SO! 395 00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:40,137 - BOYCE, IT'S SISTER PEARLY! 396 00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:42,898 - NEW MEMBER DRIVE MY BUTT! 397 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:47,213 [sniffing] I SMELL THAT BLUE MOUNTAIN KUSH. 398 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:48,766 - GO! GO, BABY! GO! GO! 399 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,595 STAY LOW. STAY LOW! LOW, LOW, LOW. 400 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:54,185 HIDING IN MY OWN HOUSE. GO, GO! 401 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,532 - [gasps] 402 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,087 - IT'S OKAY. THE OWNER SAID IT WAS COOL. 403 00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:01,158 - I AMTHE OWNER. 404 00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:03,919 - TAKE THAT UP WITH THE MAN IN THE BEDROOM. 405 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:08,027 DO WOOD WORK IF YOU EVER NEED IT. 406 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,581 - GET OUT! - GET OUTTA HERE. 407 00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:14,136 AH, BABE, I'M SORRY. 408 00:17:14,171 --> 00:17:16,173 I MEAN, I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WE COULD MAKE A BALANCE 409 00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:18,520 BETWEEN OUR OLD LIFE AND OUR NEW LIFE. 410 00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:20,349 BUT TO BE HONEST, I LIKE WHAT WE HAVE. 411 00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:22,938 NOW PEOPLE OUT THERE TEARING UP OUR HOUSE, 412 00:17:22,972 --> 00:17:26,459 MUSIC ALL LOUD, I'M SLEEPY. 413 00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:29,427 I MEAN, I'M REALLY SLEEPY. 414 00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:31,050 - ME TOO. 415 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,879 YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS RIGHT NOW? 416 00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:35,226 BEING CUDDLED UP IN MY JAMMIES NEXT TO YOU, 417 00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:38,160 WATCHING DEXTER CUT SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF. 418 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:40,887 SO... 419 00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:43,476 WHERE WE GONNA LIVE AFTER THEY BURN OUR HOUSE DOWN? 420 00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:45,857 - NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN. 421 00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:48,205 UH-UH. 422 00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:49,896 HELLO? 423 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:52,830 YES, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MY EMERGENCY IS. 424 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,798 I JUST WANTED TO SPEND A QUIET EVENING AT HOME WITH MY WIFE 425 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,593 WATCHING HOT IN CLEVELAND. 426 00:17:57,628 --> 00:18:01,218 SHE LOVES BETTY WHITE. 427 00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:05,222 ANYWAY, OUR NEIGHBORS-- THOSE LAW-ABIDING BALLENTINES-- 428 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,845 WE LOVE THEM. THEY ARE NICE, GREAT PEOPLE. 429 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,329 BUT THEY ARE OUT, 430 00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:11,849 AND SOME HOODLUMS HAVE TAKEN OVER THEIR HOUSE. 431 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,713 AND EVERYTHING HAS GONE HAYWIRE! 432 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,059 SO PLEASE HURRY UP! G-- 433 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,787 - [mouthing words] - OH, BY THE WAY, I'M WHITE. 434 00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:20,168 [sirens blaring] 435 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:21,479 THAT'S GOOD. 436 00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:24,137 THAT ALWAYS WORK WHEN YOU SAY YOU WHITE. 437 00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:28,452 - SO IN CLOSING... 438 00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:30,695 YOU KNOW, OFTEN FOCUS ON THE WRONG THINGS, 439 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,525 WHAT OUR NEIGHBORS HAVE 440 00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:35,735 RATHER THAN WHAT GOD HAS BLESSED US WITH. 441 00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:40,015 CAN THE CELL SAY "AMEN"? all: AMEN! 442 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,328 - AND I BELIEVE WE'VE LEARNED ANOTHER LESSON-- 443 00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:43,915 NOT TO ARGUE WITH THE POLICE 444 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:47,781 OR TELL THEM THEY SMELL LIKE BACON. 445 00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:49,852 - WELL, FIRST OF ALL, 446 00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:53,028 NOBODY PUTS THEIR HANDS ON SISTER PEARLY. 447 00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:57,136 AND SECOND, THE CHURCH ELDERS WILL DEFINITELY HEAR 448 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,172 ABOUT YOUR SINFUL SHENANIGANS. 449 00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,864 THAT, I PROMISE YOU. 450 00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:05,040 - YOU'RE ALL FREE TO GO. 451 00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:06,662 - SORRY, GUYS. THANK YOU. 452 00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,699 - EXCEPT YOU, MA'AM. 453 00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:10,735 - ME? WHY, I NEVER! 454 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,979 - YES, YOU HAVE. 455 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,292 YOU GOT TWO OUTSTANDING WARRANTS, 456 00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:16,603 PEARL HAMSTEAD. 457 00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:18,674 OR SHOULD I SAY AUBREY FARBER, 458 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,780 AKA BETTY JO BULASKI? 459 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:22,989 - PSHH! 460 00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:28,063 UH, PASTOR, A LITTLE HELP FOR A SWEET OLD LADY? 461 00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:31,273 - WHAT YOU THINK, BOYCE? 462 00:19:31,308 --> 00:19:33,586 WE CAN HELP OUT SISTER PEARLY, CAN'T WE? 463 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,692 - YEAH, I GUESS WE CAN POST YOUR BAIL... 464 00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:38,487 AS LONG AS WHAT HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT 465 00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,420 STAYS BETWEEN US. 466 00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:42,974 HOW ABOUT IT, BETTY JO? 467 00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:46,978 - BLESS YOU, PASTOR. 468 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,981 [whimpering] 469 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,886 - DO A LITTLE BRICK WORK IF YOU EVER NEED IT. 470 00:20:04,513 --> 00:20:07,447 [soul music] 471 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:15,490 ♪ 472 00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:30,436 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 34014

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