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I'M A FUNNY MAN. 14 00:00:29,753 --> 00:00:32,342 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD, 15 00:00:32,377 --> 00:00:34,344 JUST LAUGHING AND LAUGHING. 16 00:00:34,379 --> 00:00:37,140 LESTER, WE READY? - ALMOST. 17 00:00:37,175 --> 00:00:39,487 LOOK, REVEREND, THIS PODCAST WAS STAMPS' IDEA. 18 00:00:39,522 --> 00:00:41,386 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING ALL THE WORK. 19 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,215 - BECAUSE I'M THE PRODUCER. 20 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,734 PRODUCER'S DON'T WORK. HA! 21 00:00:44,768 --> 00:00:47,461 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 22 00:00:47,495 --> 00:00:50,878 - THEN YOU THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB. 23 00:00:50,912 --> 00:00:53,122 NOW WE'VE GOT SOME GROWN-UP BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. 24 00:00:53,156 --> 00:00:54,813 - WHAT YOU GOT THERE? - INSURANCE. 25 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,333 THE ONLY HUSTLE THE LORD APPROVES OF. 26 00:00:57,367 --> 00:00:59,231 IT'S TIME TO RENEW THE CHURCH POLICY. 27 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:01,578 - DADDY, INSURANCE IS NOT A HUSTLE, ALL RIGHT? 28 00:01:01,613 --> 00:01:04,995 IT IS A SAFETY NET THAT CATCHES US IN TIMES OF CALAMITY. 29 00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:07,239 - IT SAYS YOU NEED A COMPLETE PHYSICAL. 30 00:01:07,274 --> 00:01:09,931 - IT'S A PONZI SCHEME, AND I WON'T HAVE NO PART OF IT. 31 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:11,692 LOOK, I DON'T NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR. 32 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:13,935 I'M IN GREAT SHAPE. 33 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:17,767 - FOR AN UPSIDE-DOWN LIGHT BULB. 34 00:01:17,801 --> 00:01:21,011 SON, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR PARTICULARS CHECKED. 35 00:01:21,046 --> 00:01:23,324 - NO, NO, DADDY, I JUST DON'T TRUST DOCTORS. 36 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:24,877 ALL RIGHT? THEY'RE LIKE SLEAZY MECHANICS. 37 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:26,707 YOU GO IN FOR AN OIL CHANGE 38 00:01:26,741 --> 00:01:29,468 AND THEY FIND 12 OTHER THINGS WRONG WITH YOU. 39 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:30,711 - HEH. 40 00:01:30,745 --> 00:01:32,506 - PLUS, THEY GET PAID WHETHER YOU LIVE OR DIE. 41 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:34,197 WHERE'S THE INCENTIVE? 42 00:01:34,232 --> 00:01:37,027 - SON, WHEN WAS YOUR LAST PHYSICAL? 43 00:01:37,062 --> 00:01:38,270 - SEVENTH GRADE. 44 00:01:38,305 --> 00:01:39,720 I HAD TO CLIMB THE ROPE WITH THE LITTLE ASIAN KID 45 00:01:39,754 --> 00:01:41,549 ON MY BACK. 46 00:01:41,584 --> 00:01:45,208 - WELL, THIS DOCTOR'S GONNA MAKE YOU DO MORE THAN CLIMB A ROPE. 47 00:01:45,243 --> 00:01:46,899 THEY'RE GONNA PUT YOU ON A TREADMILL, 48 00:01:46,934 --> 00:01:48,280 RAISE YOUR HEART RATE, 49 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:50,282 JIGGLE YOUR PARTICULARS. 50 00:01:50,317 --> 00:01:51,870 GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT. 51 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,596 - WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE I HAD A PHYSICAL 52 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:55,322 LAST NIGHT WITH MY WIFE. 53 00:01:55,356 --> 00:01:58,187 I PASSED THAT TWICE. 54 00:01:58,221 --> 00:02:00,258 - UH, REVEREND, UH, WE LIVE. 55 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:01,569 - OOH! 56 00:02:01,604 --> 00:02:04,020 COME ON, LESTER, WE GOT TO WORK OUT A SYSTEM NOW. 57 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:09,508 [soul music] 58 00:02:09,543 --> 00:02:16,653 ♪ 59 00:02:16,688 --> 00:02:19,208 - ♪ HEY 60 00:02:19,242 --> 00:02:22,521 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 61 00:02:22,556 --> 00:02:24,972 - MM-HMM. YEAH. 62 00:02:25,006 --> 00:02:26,525 HERE WE GO, BABY! 63 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,080 THE BALLENTINE BROTHERS' FAMOUS FRANKENSTEIN NACHOS! 64 00:02:30,115 --> 00:02:31,392 - HA HA! - WHIZ ME, BABY! 65 00:02:31,427 --> 00:02:33,360 - BAM! - HA HA! 66 00:02:33,394 --> 00:02:35,638 NOW LET'S HEAT THESE BAD BOYS UP. 67 00:02:35,672 --> 00:02:36,915 - YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE EATING NACHOS 68 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,158 WHEN YOU GOT A PHYSICAL COMING UP? 69 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,504 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, STAMPS? 70 00:02:39,538 --> 00:02:40,677 I'M IN GREAT PHYSICAL SHAPE. 71 00:02:40,712 --> 00:02:42,990 I GOT THE BODY OF AN ACTION FIGURE. 72 00:02:43,024 --> 00:02:46,166 - YEAH. THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY. 73 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,789 - [giggling] 74 00:02:48,823 --> 00:02:50,239 STOP. 75 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:53,207 NOW I BET YOU I CAN DO 30 PUSHUPS 76 00:02:53,242 --> 00:02:54,622 BEFORE THAT TIMER GOES OFF. 77 00:02:54,657 --> 00:02:55,692 - 30? - YEAH. 78 00:02:55,727 --> 00:02:56,866 - BET. 79 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:59,662 [joints cracking] 80 00:02:59,696 --> 00:03:01,802 - AH! 81 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:05,495 [microwave dings] 29, 30. 82 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:06,634 AH. 83 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:08,084 - GIRL, YOU SO CRAZY! NO, YOU DIDN'T! 84 00:03:08,118 --> 00:03:09,396 - YES, I DID! - NO, YOU DIDN'T! 85 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:11,605 - YES, I DID! - YOU SURE ENOUGH DID! 86 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:12,778 - WHAT IS THAT? 87 00:03:12,813 --> 00:03:14,711 - OH, LOLLI'S SISTER'S IN TOWN. 88 00:03:14,746 --> 00:03:16,057 WHEN THOSE TWO GET TOGETHER, 89 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:20,130 IT'S LIKE TWO CATS STUCK IN A DRYER. 90 00:03:20,165 --> 00:03:21,856 - OH, MAN, KIM IS COOL. WHAT YOU GOT AGAINST HER ANYWAY? 91 00:03:21,891 --> 00:03:23,306 - NOTHING. 92 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:24,790 I MEAN, SHE JUST HASN'T LIKED ME SINCE LOLLI MARRIED ME 93 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:26,930 INSTEAD OF BO JACKSON. 94 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,139 - YEAH, I LOVE YOU, BIG BRO, 95 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:32,350 BUT LOLLI DID DROP THE BALL ON THAT ONE. 96 00:03:32,384 --> 00:03:34,352 - GIRL, SO I THINK YOU SHOULD RENT THAT TOWNHOUSE 97 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:35,698 OUT IN CLAYTON. 98 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:37,769 NOT TO MENTION THAT CUTE LANDLORD 99 00:03:37,803 --> 00:03:39,322 SEEMS LIKE A GOOD CATCH. 100 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:41,186 - OH, WELL, I THINK IT'S BEEN CLEARLY ESTABLISHED 101 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,326 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A GOOD CATCH IS. 102 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,847 OH, HEY, BOYS! 103 00:03:46,881 --> 00:03:49,125 [laughter] 104 00:03:49,159 --> 00:03:52,439 both: HE DON'T WANT IT! 105 00:03:52,473 --> 00:03:55,994 - OH, KIM, YOU KNOW WHAT A GOOD CATCH FOR YOU WOULD BE. 106 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,927 A FLIGHT BACK TO CHICAGO. 107 00:03:57,961 --> 00:03:59,929 [laughing] 108 00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:02,518 HE DON'T WANT IT! 109 00:04:02,552 --> 00:04:04,830 - DON'T BE PETTY, BOYCE. 110 00:04:04,865 --> 00:04:06,522 I TOLD YOU WHEN MY SISTER MOVED HER 111 00:04:06,556 --> 00:04:07,971 WHEN SHE FINISHED HER RESIDENCY 112 00:04:08,006 --> 00:04:10,353 SHE WAS GONNA STAY WITH US UNTIL SHE GOT HER OWN APARTMENT. 113 00:04:10,388 --> 00:04:12,148 - MM-HMM. AND I'M PICKY. 114 00:04:12,182 --> 00:04:13,632 UNLIKE MY SISTER. 115 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:18,879 all: HE DON'T WANT IT! 116 00:04:18,913 --> 00:04:20,190 - REALLY, STAMPS? 117 00:04:20,225 --> 00:04:23,021 - MY BAD. I WAS IN THE MOMENT. 118 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,229 - ALL RIGHT, GIRL, FIRST THING'S FIRST. 119 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,541 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU AN APARTMENT, 120 00:04:25,575 --> 00:04:26,921 AND THEN AFTER THAT, 121 00:04:26,956 --> 00:04:28,923 WE'VE GOT TO FIND YOU A DECENT MAN! 122 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:30,580 - OH, WELL, UH, LET ME CHANGE MY SHIRT 123 00:04:30,615 --> 00:04:34,826 AND I'LL HELP YOU LOOK. 124 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:36,276 WE DONE? 125 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:39,831 - STAMPS, DID YOU KNOW YOUR NIPPLES ARE ASYMMETRICAL? 126 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:44,732 - I HEAR IT ALL THE TIME. 127 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:46,389 - BOY, PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON 128 00:04:46,424 --> 00:04:49,496 BEFORE YOU GET COCOA BUTTER ALL OVER MY NACHOS. 129 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:51,014 - I'LL TAKE THAT. 130 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:53,914 YOU DON'T NEED THIS UNTIL AFTER YOUR PHYSICAL. 131 00:04:53,948 --> 00:04:55,502 - WHOA, WHOA, WAIT! HOLD ON, HOLD ON! 132 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:58,367 WHAT--THIS IS MY LUNCH AND DINNER. 133 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:01,956 - NOW, BABE, LOOK. I'M A HEALTHY MAN. 134 00:05:01,991 --> 00:05:05,581 I JUST GAVE MYSELF A PHYSICAL ON WEBMD LAST NIGHT. 135 00:05:12,898 --> 00:05:16,108 - FIRST OF ALL, STOP IT. 136 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:19,077 SECOND OF ALL, YOU'RE GONNA SEE A REAL DOCTOR, ALL RIGHT? 137 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,079 OH! MAYBE KIM COULD GIVE YOU YOUR PHYSICAL. 138 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:23,461 - HA! NO. SHE'S BEEN A DOCTOR FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES. 139 00:05:23,495 --> 00:05:25,601 SHE IS NOT GONNA BE CHECKING ME WITH ONE HAND 140 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:29,018 AND READING PHYSICALS FOR DUMMIESWITH THE OTHER. 141 00:05:30,191 --> 00:05:31,917 - I DON'T DO PHYSICALS. 142 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:35,127 I'M AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST. 143 00:05:35,162 --> 00:05:36,681 WE PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP. 144 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:39,960 OH, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST LIKE ONE OF YOUR SERMONS. 145 00:05:42,859 --> 00:05:44,551 - YOU ARE GOING TO THE DOCTOR. 146 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:48,865 SO MADE A LIST OF EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. BOOM! 147 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,557 - WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE. 148 00:05:50,591 --> 00:05:52,869 MY PINKY TOE IS CROOKED? 149 00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:56,148 MY EARS JUST DON'T HANG RIGHT? 150 00:05:56,183 --> 00:05:59,082 - AND NOBODY WHO'S HEALTHY SNORES LIKE THAT. 151 00:05:59,117 --> 00:06:01,188 - BABE, LOOK, ALL GROWN MEN SNORE. 152 00:06:01,222 --> 00:06:02,569 YOU JUST WOULDN'T KNOW THAT 153 00:06:02,603 --> 00:06:04,398 BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY MAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN WITH. 154 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:07,884 - [stifled laughter] 155 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:10,300 - [hysterical laughter] 156 00:06:10,335 --> 00:06:12,924 both: HE DON'T WANT IT! 157 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,446 - WELL, YOUR VITALS LOOK PRETTY GOOD. 158 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,794 - YEAH, YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOLD I HAD ATTRACTIVE VITALS. 159 00:06:23,313 --> 00:06:25,799 HEY, UH, DOC OWENS, 160 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:27,421 ARE YOU RELATED TO DEE DEE OWENS 161 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:29,112 THAT PLAYED FORWARD FOR UCONN? 162 00:06:29,147 --> 00:06:30,976 - KIND OF. THAT'S ME. 163 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:32,392 - YOU'RE KIDDING. 164 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,669 YOU KNOW, I SAW YOU PLAY 165 00:06:33,703 --> 00:06:35,015 IN THE FINAL FOUR AGAINST LOUISVILLE. 166 00:06:35,049 --> 00:06:36,844 25 POINTS. 167 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:38,846 CAN YOU STILL PALM A BASKETBALL LIKE THAT? 168 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:40,503 - YEP! BEND OVER. 169 00:06:43,368 --> 00:06:44,507 - UGH. 170 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,612 YEAH, OOH. 171 00:06:45,646 --> 00:06:47,683 HEY, IT'S A LITTLE DRAFTY IN HERE. 172 00:06:47,717 --> 00:06:49,926 YOU KNOW, DAMN, I WAS REALLY HOPING 173 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:51,514 WE COULD SKIP THIS PART, YOU KNOW. 174 00:06:51,549 --> 00:06:54,137 - YEAH, WELL, I'D BE WORRIED IF THIS WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART. 175 00:06:58,866 --> 00:07:00,454 - HEY, COME ON, DOC. 176 00:07:00,489 --> 00:07:02,629 I MEAN, NO WINE, NO PLAYFUL TEXTING. 177 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:05,321 YOU KNOW, I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 178 00:07:05,355 --> 00:07:07,668 - I LIKE BIRDWATCHING, 179 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:09,636 EARLY MILES DAVIS, 180 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,465 AND GETTING HOME BEFORE 7:00. 181 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,294 NOW KISS THE TABLE. 182 00:07:13,329 --> 00:07:15,435 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, NOW. 183 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,954 DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD ESTABLISH A SAFE WORD? 184 00:07:17,989 --> 00:07:22,131 - FINE. HOW ABOUT "CO-PAY"? 185 00:07:22,165 --> 00:07:24,167 NOW STOP STALLING. 186 00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:25,341 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 187 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:28,862 PLEASE JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVE ME A WARNING. 188 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:31,002 AND PLEASE BE GENTLE! 189 00:07:31,036 --> 00:07:33,073 - I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOU YET. 190 00:07:33,107 --> 00:07:35,869 - OH. OH, OKAY, SORRY. I THOUGHT I FELT SOMETHING. 191 00:07:35,903 --> 00:07:37,940 KIND OF JUMPED THE GUN A LITTLE BIT. 192 00:07:37,974 --> 00:07:40,425 CO-PAY! CO-PAY! 193 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:46,466 - WELL... 194 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,435 PROMISE ME THIS ENTIRE AFFAIR SHALL NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM. 195 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,818 - YOU THINK I'M PROUD OF WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 196 00:07:53,852 --> 00:07:55,613 [intercom beeping] 197 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:57,442 woman on P.A.: DR. OWENS, CALL ON TWO. 198 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,788 - I'M WITH A PATIENT. 199 00:07:58,823 --> 00:08:00,928 - IT'S RAZIZ FROM THE BENTLEY DEALERSHIP. 200 00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:02,930 - OOH, GOTTA TAKE THIS! 201 00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:05,623 - BENTLEY? - RAZIZ! 202 00:08:05,657 --> 00:08:08,073 LOOK, I DIDN'T I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND CUSTOMIZE THE CAR. 203 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:11,629 - I GOT GOLD RECORDS AND I AIN'T NEVER DROVE A BENTLEY. 204 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:13,458 - I KNOW IT'S GONNA COST ME ANOTHER 20 GRAND, 205 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,116 BUT HEY, WHY NOT? 206 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:19,533 RAZIZ, LET ME CALL YOU BACK. 207 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:22,156 BOYCE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SCHEDULE A COLONOSCOPY FOR YOU. 208 00:08:22,191 --> 00:08:23,468 - OH, OF COURSE YOU DO 209 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,057 I MEAN, HOW ELSE YOU GONNA PAY FOR YOUR BENTLEY? 210 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:28,266 - YOUR TEST RESULTS SHOW THAT YOU HAVE SOME BLOOD 211 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,716 IN YOUR LOWER GI TRACT. 212 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:30,786 I NEED TO TAKE A LOOK. 213 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:32,166 - SURE! TAKE A LOOK! 214 00:08:32,201 --> 00:08:35,480 MAYBE YOU'LL FIND SOME ALLOY WHEELS UP IN THERE. 215 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,999 - LOOK HERE. 216 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:39,173 I'VE HAD FOUR YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL, 217 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:42,349 THREE YEARS OF RESIDENCY, AND TEN YEARS OF PRACTICE. 218 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,869 I WORK 60 HOURS A WEEK, 219 00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:46,146 HALF OF THEM AT A FREE CLINIC. 220 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:49,045 SO IF I WANNA GET HOME ON A DAMN FLYING CARPET, 221 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:52,601 I BELIEVE THAT I'M ENTITLED TO IT! 222 00:08:52,635 --> 00:08:56,328 - OKAY, B-B-BUT WHY YOU YELLING THOUGH? 223 00:08:56,363 --> 00:08:59,435 - THIS COULD BE ANYTHING FROM A BENIGN HYPERTROPHY 224 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,195 TO A FULL-BLOWN NEOPLASM. 225 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:02,749 YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 226 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,751 - NOT A WORD. 227 00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:07,616 - WHAT I'M SAYING IS THIS COULD BE SERIOUS. 228 00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:10,653 GET YOUR ASS CHECKED! 229 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:17,695 - SO YOU GOTTA DRINK ALL THAT LAXATIVE 230 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:19,420 BEFORE YOUR COLONOSCOPY TOMORROW? 231 00:09:19,455 --> 00:09:22,838 - AGHH! YEP! AGHH! 232 00:09:22,872 --> 00:09:24,494 OOH, IT'S NASTY TOO. 233 00:09:24,529 --> 00:09:28,602 IT'S LIKE I'M DRINKING BABY THROW-UP FROM A DRUNK BABY. 234 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:31,260 LOOK, YOU OKAY WITH DRIVING ME TO THE DOCTOR? 235 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:33,055 - YEAH, AS LONG AS THAT LAXATIVE BOMB 236 00:09:33,089 --> 00:09:35,195 DOESN'T GO OFF IN MY CAR. 237 00:09:35,229 --> 00:09:36,576 WHY ISN'T LOLLI TAKING YOU? 238 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,405 - I DIDN'T MENTION IT. 239 00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:39,579 I MEAN, YOU KNOW LOLLI. 240 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,063 MEDICAL STUFF FREAKS HER OUT. 241 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:42,927 SHE PANICS, THEN I PANIC. 242 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:44,514 I WENT TO GET MY TOOTH FILLED ONCE... 243 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:48,449 TSK! THEY HAD TO GIVE HER LAUGHING GAS. 244 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:50,831 - HEY, YOU KNOW, THIS MIAMI VICESTILL HOLDS UP. 245 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:52,315 - YEAH. 246 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:55,042 YOU EVER NOTICE THAT NO MATTER HOW HOT IT GETS IN MIAMI, 247 00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:58,011 PHILIP MICHAEL THOMAS' JERRY CURL NEVER DRIES UP? 248 00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:03,499 - SO YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT TOMORROW? 249 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:04,880 I MEAN, LIKE, WHAT IF THEY FIND SOMETHING? 250 00:10:04,914 --> 00:10:06,329 - FIND SOMETHING? 251 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:09,919 [nervous laughter, stammering] 252 00:10:09,954 --> 00:10:12,266 OH, MAN, THEY AIN'T GONNA FIND NOTHING. 253 00:10:12,301 --> 00:10:13,543 RIGHT? 254 00:10:13,578 --> 00:10:14,924 - PROBABLY NOT. 255 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:16,823 BUT HEY, IF YOU MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 256 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:18,134 IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO YOU, 257 00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:20,033 YOU AIN'T GOTTA WORRY ABOUT YOUR BROTHER. 258 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,137 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 259 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:22,483 - OH, WELL, BACK WHEN WE WERE TOURING, 260 00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:25,314 I TOOK OUT A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY ON YOU. 261 00:10:25,348 --> 00:10:27,419 - HOW MUCH IS THIS POLICY? 262 00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:28,731 - LET'S JUST SAY THAT IF YOU DIE, 263 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:30,768 IT'LL BE BITTERSWEET. 264 00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:34,772 - BOYCE, WHAT YOU STILL DOING UP? 265 00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,152 - OH, HEY, BABY, I'M JUST-- 266 00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:38,189 YOU KNOW, JUST CATCHING UP ON MIAMI VICE. 267 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:40,432 - WELL, YOU NEED TO BE CATCHING UP ON YOUR SLEEP. 268 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:41,606 - OH, DON'T WORRY. 269 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,987 HE CAN SLEEP THROUGH HIS COLONOSCOPY. 270 00:10:43,021 --> 00:10:44,264 - COLONOSCOPY! 271 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:46,059 YOU DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT A COLONOSCOPY. 272 00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:47,198 - STAMPS! 273 00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:48,268 - DID SOMEBODY SAY THEY WANT SOME POPCORN? 274 00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:50,822 I THINK I DID. 275 00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:52,375 - BOYCE BALLENTINE, 276 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,274 DID THAT DOCTOR SAY SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T TELL ME? 277 00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:55,793 DID SHE? DID SHE, DID SHE? 278 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:57,864 - BABY, LISTEN. NO, I'M FINE, ALL RIGHT? 279 00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,520 IT'S JUST A LITTLE BLOOD. - BLOOD! 280 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:01,626 - SHE JUST WANTS TO RUN SOME MORE TESTS. 281 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,766 - TESTS! OH, WHY! 282 00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:05,492 - COME ON, IT COULD BE NOTHING. 283 00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:08,184 - BUT IT COULD BE SOMETHING. AH! 284 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:12,154 OKAY, BOYCE, WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? 285 00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:15,295 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE SAID. SHE USED A LOT OF BIG WORDS. 286 00:11:15,329 --> 00:11:17,331 - SEE? THAT'S WHAT DOCTORS DO. 287 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:20,645 THEY USE ALL THEM BIG WORDS WHEN THEY THINK YOU GOT CANCER! 288 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,474 AHH! - AH! 289 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:24,062 COME ON. SEE, LOLLI, THERE YOU GO. 290 00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:26,444 YOU GETTING ALL WORKED UP AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING ME WORKED UP. 291 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,928 - BOYCE BALLENTINE, I PROMISE YOU, 292 00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:29,550 IF YOU DONE MESS AROUND AND GOT CANCER, 293 00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:32,830 I WILL KILL YOU! 294 00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:36,281 - HEY, BABY, LISTEN. I'M NOT DOING IT. 295 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:37,627 I'M NOT TAKING THAT TEST. 296 00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:39,146 IF THEY WANNA SEE WHAT'S IN MY COLON, 297 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:41,148 THEY GONNA HAVE TO MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM IN FIVE MINUTES. 298 00:11:51,262 --> 00:11:52,712 - SEE, AND THAT, WEBTITIONERS, 299 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,749 IS WHY I AM NOT GETTING A COLONOSCOPY. 300 00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:59,304 SEE, EACH YEAR, 99,000 PEOPLE DIE 301 00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:02,929 FROM INFECTIONS THEY GET IN THE HOSPITAL. 302 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:05,448 SEE, RIGHT HERE. 303 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,934 THIS GUY WENT IN TO GET HIS APPENDIX REMOVED 304 00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:10,246 AND WOUND UP WITH FOUR KIDNEYS. 305 00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:14,561 HE CAN DRINK A 12-PACK WITHOUT PEEING. 306 00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:16,563 LESTER, WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS STUFF? 307 00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:21,464 - MY COUSIN. 308 00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:27,712 - LOOK, THE POINT IS IS THAT THE GOOD LORD 309 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,852 IS GONNA TAKE ME WHEN HE WANTS TO TAKE ME, 310 00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:31,958 AND THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THAT. 311 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:34,961 NOW, AM I RIGHT, OR AM I ABSOLUTELY RIGHT? 312 00:12:34,995 --> 00:12:36,617 WE GONNA TAKE A CALLER. 313 00:12:36,652 --> 00:12:38,240 YOU'RE ON WITH BOYCE. 314 00:12:38,274 --> 00:12:40,069 - [high-pitched voice] YOU NEED TO DO THE RIGHT THING 315 00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:41,933 AND LET THAT DOCTOR WORK ON YOU. 316 00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:44,729 - MA'AM, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 317 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,939 HAVE YOU NOT BEEN LISTENING TO ANYTHING I BEEN SAYING? 318 00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:49,941 - WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, PASTOR, 319 00:12:49,976 --> 00:12:52,979 WHAT KIND OF MORON ARE YOU? 320 00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:55,222 - DADDY? 321 00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:56,776 - THAT'S RIGHT. 322 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,260 ALTHOUGH, AT THE MOMENT, 323 00:12:58,294 --> 00:12:59,606 I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT. 324 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,782 BECAUSE THAT MEANS I RAISED A JACKASS FOR A SON. 325 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:07,131 - LESTER, LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL BREAK. 326 00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:10,893 NOW, DADDY, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TAUGHT ME TO WALK IT OFF. 327 00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:12,308 WHEN I HAMMERED MY THUMB, 328 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,000 YOU TOLD ME TO WALK IT OFF. 329 00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:16,174 WHEN I FELL OFF THE BIKE AND BROKE MY ANKLE, 330 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:17,866 YOU TOLD ME TO WALK IT OFF. 331 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,178 WHEN I BROKE MY OTHER ANKLE 'CAUSE I'M RIDING A BIKE 332 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:21,835 WITH A DAMN BROKE ANKLE, 333 00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:24,182 YOU TOLD ME TO WALK IT OFF. 334 00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:27,151 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO INSTILL SOME BACKBONE IN YOU. 335 00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:29,532 NOW I'M GOING FOR COMMON SENSE. 336 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,120 BOYCE, YOU HAVE A FAMILY 337 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:33,157 AND A RESPONSIBILITY TO YOUR FLOCK. 338 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,814 ARE YOU GOING DOWN TO THAT HOSPITAL 339 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,264 OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO DRAG YOU DOWN THERE? 340 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,265 - HA! 341 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,749 I'M A GROWN MAN. 342 00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:42,235 YOU AIN'T DRAGGING ME NOWHERE. 343 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:45,307 - HOW'D YOU GET THESE BRUISES ON YOUR ARM? 344 00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:50,243 - MY DADDY TOLD ME TO TELL PEOPLE I FELL. 345 00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:51,623 - DOCTOR? 346 00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:54,350 - THAT PILL YOU GAVE ME MUST'VE BEEN BAD, DOC, 347 00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:56,111 'CAUSE THAT LADY LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER-IN-LAW. 348 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:59,252 - BOYCE, I'M GONNA BE YOUR ANESTHESIOLOGIST. 349 00:14:00,563 --> 00:14:03,049 LOLLI WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. SHE WANTED THE BEST. 350 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,429 SO HERE I AM. 351 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:05,983 - I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 352 00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:08,295 AND I MEAN THIS AS A COMPLIMENT. 353 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:12,921 WHEN I'M A LITTLE HIGH, YOU'RE NOT THAT UGLY. 354 00:14:12,955 --> 00:14:13,991 - HMM. 355 00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:16,407 AND IF MY SISTER WAS A LITTLE SMARTER, 356 00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:21,101 THEN I'D BE STARING AT BO JACKSON'S BARE ASS RIGHT NOW. 357 00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:22,931 - HEY, HEY. 358 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:25,726 PROMISE ME EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 359 00:14:25,761 --> 00:14:28,937 - HAVE FAITH, BROTHER-IN-LAW, ALL RIGHT? 360 00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:31,456 I GOT YOU. 361 00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:35,219 - GET READY TO GO NIGHTY-NIGHT, BOYCE. 362 00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:36,703 - HEY, HEY, DOC. 363 00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:40,534 I MEAN, I'M A LOT OF MAN, SO YOU MIGHT NEED ANOTHER BAG. 364 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,227 SAM! 365 00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:44,780 MR. TATE'S ON HIS WAY OVER! 366 00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:47,887 I CAN'T BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN! 367 00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:51,925 ♪ 877-CASH-NOW! 368 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,864 - LIVE, DAMN YOU! 369 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,210 LIVE! 370 00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:03,385 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DIE ON ME! 371 00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:05,145 - WHAT! WHAT! GE--GET OFF ME! 372 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:07,078 OH, IT'S YOU. 373 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,390 - [laughing] 374 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:11,565 I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU, BABY. 375 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,360 - WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I'M STRESSED OUT 376 00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:15,466 YOU SHOW UP STIRRING UP THE POT? 377 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:19,504 AND WHAT THE HELL KIND OF TRICK-OR-TREAT OUTFIT IS THAT? 378 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:22,611 - OH. I JUST CAME FROM A WICKED POLO MATCH 379 00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:24,475 WITH THE ALTER EGOS OF PRINCE HARRY, 380 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:25,890 THE SULTAN OF BRUNEI, 381 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,893 AND DAKOTA FANNING. 382 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,584 - WELL, DID YOU WIN? 383 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:32,448 - LET'S JUST SAY ONE OF 'EM CRIES LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, 384 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:35,417 AND IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU THINK. 385 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:39,766 [laughing] YEAH. CLEAR! 386 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,043 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 387 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:43,252 - WELL, SOMEBODY'S A LITTLE GROUCHY. 388 00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:44,702 I GUESS YOU'RE NERVOUS ABOUT MEETING 389 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,221 THAT BIG BOSS IN THE SKY. 390 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:47,670 - WHY SHOULD I BE WORRIED? 391 00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:49,914 I'VE LIVED A GOOD LIFE. 392 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,916 I DON'T GAMBLE. - MUCH. 393 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,919 - WELL, I DON'T DRINK. - IN PUBLIC. 394 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,541 - WELL, I DON'T LUST AFTER WOMEN. 395 00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:58,923 - EXCEPT ON THE INTERNET. 396 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:03,341 - OKAY, THAT WAS THAT ONE TIME I WAS GETTING LINGERIE FOR LOLLI 397 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,344 AND CLICKED ON THE POP-UP. 398 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,001 - COME ON, MAN. 399 00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:10,141 YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE SCARED. 400 00:16:10,176 --> 00:16:11,556 - YEAH. 401 00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:13,041 I MEAN, I'M SCARED. 402 00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:14,594 I MEAN, WHAT IF THEY FIND SOMETHING? 403 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:16,423 OR WHAT IF THE ANESTHESIA KILLS ME? 404 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:20,255 - SEE, YOUR FEAR TELLS ME YOU'VE LOST YOUR FAITH. 405 00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:23,223 AND WITHOUT FAITH, YOU CAN'T LEAD PEOPLE. 406 00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:25,294 SO LET'S CHUCK THIS PREACHER THING, MAN, 407 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,227 AND GET BACK TO DOING WHAT WE DO! 408 00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,678 SINGING, PARTYING, AND POPPING BOTTLES, BABY! 409 00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:32,163 [cackling] 410 00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:33,613 - YEAH, THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES. 411 00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:35,546 - YOU DAMN RIGHT THEY WERE! 412 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,894 NOW LOSE THE PAPER DRESS AND LET'S GET TO IT. 413 00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:41,448 - OH, MAN, I DON'T WANNA GO BACK THERE. 414 00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:43,312 I WAS JUST HAVING A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS. 415 00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:45,142 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT FOR A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS? 416 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,522 THREE GIRLS. 417 00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:48,076 THAT'S RIGHT, A FOURSOME! 418 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:50,768 ACTUALLY, IT'S A FIVESOME-- ME, YOU, AND THREE GIRLS. 419 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,218 AND YOU KNOW THE RULES. 420 00:16:52,252 --> 00:16:53,564 NO CROSSING SWORDS. 421 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:56,463 EVEN IF THEY BOTH MINE. 422 00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,362 - OKAY. 423 00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,433 ALL RIGHT. 424 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,919 YEAH, YOU-YOU GOTTA GO. 425 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:05,438 I MEAN, I ADMIT I WAS SCARED. 426 00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:06,784 I'M HUMAN. 427 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,510 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LOST MY FAITH. 428 00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:09,718 - OH, YES, IT DOES. 429 00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:12,203 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU DID ME A FAVOR. 430 00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:13,722 YOU STRENGTHENED MY FAITH. 431 00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:14,826 - I DID WHAT NOW? 432 00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:16,311 - YOU REMINDED ME OF WHY 433 00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,347 I BECAME A PASTOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. 434 00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:22,144 I BELIEVE GOD HAS A PLAN FOR ME DOING HIS WORK. 435 00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:25,044 - WELL, DAMN, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT TO DO AT ALL. 436 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,770 WELL, GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO ROLL SOLO. 437 00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:28,840 - WHERE YOU GOING? 438 00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:35,571 LINDSAY LOHAN'S ALTER EGO'S HAVING A PARTY IN HER HEAD. 439 00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:39,782 I'M GONNA SEE WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT. 440 00:17:39,817 --> 00:17:41,784 I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME. 441 00:17:41,819 --> 00:17:43,855 - YEAH, TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 442 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,236 - BOOYAKA! 443 00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:52,692 - BOYCE? 444 00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:56,316 SWEETIE, IT'S ME. 445 00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,560 HOW YOU FEELING? 446 00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,907 - LOLLI POP. HI, BABY. 447 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:04,152 OH, MAN, I HAD A DREAM. 448 00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:06,775 IT WASN'T A DREAM, IT WAS A PLACE. 449 00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,915 AND... 450 00:18:08,949 --> 00:18:13,575 NONE OF Y'ALL WAS THERE. 451 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:14,921 - DOCTOR, HE'S AWAKE. 452 00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:16,578 NOW, CAN YOU TELL US HOW HE'S DOING? 453 00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:18,338 - WELL, WE DID FIND SOMETHING. - SOMETHING! 454 00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:21,238 - IT'S JUST A POLYP. - OH, LORD, IT'S A POLYP! 455 00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:22,377 - IT'S BENIGN. 456 00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:23,757 - BENIGN! 457 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,726 WHY! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BENIGN! 458 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,900 - RELAX, BENIGN IS GOOD. 459 00:18:28,935 --> 00:18:30,557 - IT IS? 460 00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:31,903 WELL, GIRL YOU GOT ME WORKED UP FOR NOTHING. 461 00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:33,491 ABOUT TO RUIN MY MAKEUP. 462 00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:37,806 - HE'S AWAKE, POLYP'S GONE, GOD IS GOOD. 463 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,428 SEE YOU LATER, SON. 464 00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:41,741 - SO, UH, DOC... 465 00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,156 I HEAR YOU DRIVE A BENTLEY. 466 00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:46,504 - I HEAR YOU DON'T WORK. 467 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,682 - FOR THE CHURCH BULLETIN. 468 00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:55,410 UH, DOCTOR, IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET ONE WITH THE POLYP? 469 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,522 - WELL, I'M JUST GLAD MY BOYCE-Y BEAR'S OKAY. 470 00:19:04,557 --> 00:19:07,767 YOU KNOW, I WENT ON WEBMD. THAT IS A SCARY PLACE. 471 00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:10,390 I PUT IN MY SYMPTOMS AND EITHER I GOT DEMENTIA 472 00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:12,427 OR I'M PREGNANT. 473 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:15,292 - YOU BETTER HOPE IT'S DEMENTIA. 474 00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:18,778 HEY, KIM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU. 475 00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,849 YOU KNOW, THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF ME. 476 00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,471 I MEAN, I KNOW WE KID A LOT, 477 00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,439 BUT I REALLY DO LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER. 478 00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:27,614 - AW, WELL, I WASN'T GONNA LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU. 479 00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:30,238 'CAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE TOO MUCH PAPERWORK. 480 00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:33,137 - [laughing] 481 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,483 YOU KNOW, KIM, 482 00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:36,347 THERE'S A HORSE FARM DOWN THE ROAD. 483 00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:38,004 MAYBE WE COULD TAKE THAT WIG DOWN THERE 484 00:19:38,038 --> 00:19:40,765 AND REUNITE IT WITH ITS BIRTH PARENTS. 485 00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:44,942 both: SHE DON'T WANT IT! 486 00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:59,750 ♪ 487 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:17,733 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 34747

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