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COUNT ME IN. 10 00:00:18,397 --> 00:00:20,434 - I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GIRLS. 11 00:00:20,468 --> 00:00:24,369 - YOU GOT A HOTEL AND A LIMO, THERE WILL BE GIRLS. 12 00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:26,405 - THE RECORDING SOCIETY OF AMERICA 13 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,028 WANTS TO GIVE YOUR FATHER 14 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,581 A SPECIAL LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD 15 00:00:29,615 --> 00:00:33,205 ON TELEVISION IN LAS VEGAS. 16 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,551 SO... 17 00:00:34,586 --> 00:00:38,107 both: WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS! 18 00:00:38,141 --> 00:00:40,178 - YES! THEY'RE GIVING US AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP 19 00:00:40,212 --> 00:00:43,181 AND PUTTING US UP IN THE PENTHOUSE WE ALWAYS STAYED IN. 20 00:00:43,215 --> 00:00:44,734 - WAIT, YOU MEAN THE ONE WITH THE FIVE BEDROOMS 21 00:00:44,768 --> 00:00:46,736 AND THE JACUZZI IN THE LIVING ROOM? 22 00:00:46,770 --> 00:00:48,531 - OH, THERE'S DEFINITELY GONNA BE SOME GIRLS. 23 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:50,050 - OKAY, HOLD ON. 24 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,052 BEFORE WE GET TOO EXCITED, 25 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:53,812 I GOTTA RUN THIS PAST YOUR FATHER. 26 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,331 AND I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED 27 00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:58,472 SINCE HE'S GONE ALL HOLIER THAN THOU. 28 00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:00,474 I MEAN THAT IN A LOVING WAY. 29 00:01:00,508 --> 00:01:02,372 I'M JUST SAYING I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA THINK. 30 00:01:02,407 --> 00:01:05,651 I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF HE'S GONNA WANNA GO TO LAS VEGAS. 31 00:01:05,686 --> 00:01:07,481 - ♪ VEGAS, VEGAS, VEGAS 32 00:01:07,515 --> 00:01:10,035 ♪ WE ARE GOING TO VEGAS 33 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,450 ♪ AND I'M GOING TO GET 34 00:01:11,485 --> 00:01:13,245 ♪ A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD ♪ 35 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,798 ♪ YEAH 36 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:16,938 ♪ SO PACK YOUR BAGS, GET READY TO WIN ♪ 37 00:01:16,973 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M A PREACHER IN THE CITY OF SIN, YEAH ♪ 38 00:01:22,358 --> 00:01:24,774 - NOW WE CAN GET EXCITED! 39 00:01:24,808 --> 00:01:27,673 all: WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS! 40 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:33,748 [soul music] 41 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:40,893 ♪ 42 00:01:40,928 --> 00:01:43,448 - ♪ HEY 43 00:01:43,482 --> 00:01:46,796 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 44 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,936 I SEE YOU, MAN. SHOUT-OUT TO MY BOY LIONEL. 45 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:51,490 OUTRAGEOUS! 46 00:01:51,525 --> 00:01:54,286 BUT MOST OF ALL, 47 00:01:54,321 --> 00:01:58,290 I'D LIKE TO THANK GOD... AND THE MUSIC SOCIETY, AND... 48 00:01:58,325 --> 00:02:00,016 ALL OF MY FANS ALL AROUND THE WORLD, PEOPLE-- 49 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:01,293 - [clears throat] 50 00:02:01,328 --> 00:02:04,054 - AND OF COURSE MY LOVELY WIFE LOLLI. 51 00:02:04,089 --> 00:02:06,712 - OKAY, SO WHEN THE CAMERA PANS ON ME, 52 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:11,579 SHOULD I GIVE YOU LOVING WIFE... 53 00:02:11,614 --> 00:02:15,376 OR VIDEO VIXEN? 54 00:02:15,411 --> 00:02:17,275 - MM, SAVE THAT ONE FOR THE ROOM. 55 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:18,793 - OOH! [laughs] 56 00:02:18,828 --> 00:02:21,451 - BABE, THIS TRIP COULDN'T COME AT A BETTER TIME. 57 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:22,728 YOU KNOW THESE AWARD SHOWS. 58 00:02:22,763 --> 00:02:24,178 THEY TAKE SUCH GREAT CARE OF YOU. 59 00:02:24,213 --> 00:02:26,215 THEY PAY FOR EVERYTHING. 60 00:02:26,249 --> 00:02:27,699 THEY'RE GIVING ME A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD, 61 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:31,530 I'M GONNA HAVE A LIFETIME OF FUN IN TWO DAYS. 62 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:34,361 - WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU GOING BACK TO VEGAS? 63 00:02:34,395 --> 00:02:36,466 - MY SUPER TALENTED HUSBAND 64 00:02:36,501 --> 00:02:39,331 IS BEING GIVEN A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. 65 00:02:39,366 --> 00:02:40,850 - FOR WHAT? 66 00:02:40,884 --> 00:02:43,059 - FOR A LIFETIME OF ACHIEVEMENT. 67 00:02:43,093 --> 00:02:45,510 AND, DAD, IT WOULD MEAN A LOT IF YOU WERE THERE FOR ME 68 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:47,167 TO SEE ME ACCEPT MY AWARD. 69 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,514 I MIGHT EVEN THANK YOU IN MY SPEECH. 70 00:02:49,548 --> 00:02:52,033 - YOU'D BE A LITTLE MORE TOWARD THE END. 71 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:53,794 - SO WHO'S GONNA GIVE YOU THE AWARD, 72 00:02:53,828 --> 00:02:57,660 SIEGFRIED AND NEWTON AND THEIR FAT MONKEY? 73 00:02:57,694 --> 00:03:00,180 - DADDY, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, 74 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,560 YET YOU'RE CRITICIZING IT. 75 00:03:01,595 --> 00:03:04,322 - I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NOT DIGNIFIED 76 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:07,083 FOR A MAN OF THE CLOTH TO BE ATTENDING A CEREMONY LIKE THAT. 77 00:03:07,117 --> 00:03:08,636 - AHA. 78 00:03:08,671 --> 00:03:11,018 SEE, I TALKED TO 'EM ABOUT THAT EXACT THING. 79 00:03:11,052 --> 00:03:12,882 YOU KNOW WHAT, AND WE CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA. 80 00:03:12,916 --> 00:03:14,055 I'M BRINGING THE CHOIR. 81 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:16,057 WE'RE GONNA DO A SPIRITUAL NUMBER. 82 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:20,269 COME ON, DADDY. LOOSEN UP YOUR MUSCLE SHIRT. 83 00:03:20,303 --> 00:03:24,963 - WELL, IF IT'S FOR THE CHURCH, I GUESS IT CAN'T BE SO BAD. 84 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,896 - DADDY, I DON'T ASK YOU FOR MUCH. 85 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:29,864 SO THIS WOULD MEAN A LOT IF YOU WERE THERE FOR ME. 86 00:03:29,899 --> 00:03:32,971 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 87 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,904 I HAVE TO ADMIT, I ALWAYS DID WANNA SEE THAT SHOW 88 00:03:34,938 --> 00:03:36,733 EVERYBODY'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT-- 89 00:03:36,768 --> 00:03:38,735 BLACK MAN GROUP. 90 00:03:42,152 --> 00:03:44,224 - IT'S BLUE MAN GROUP. 91 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,604 - BLUE? 92 00:03:45,639 --> 00:03:48,020 WELL, WHO IN THE HELL WANTS TO SEE THAT? 93 00:03:58,548 --> 00:04:00,654 - [sighs] - HI, BABE. 94 00:04:00,688 --> 00:04:02,690 - HEY. - HOW WAS YOUR MASSAGE? 95 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:04,036 - IT WAS WONDERFUL. 96 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:06,936 I GOT LOOFAH'D, HOT STONED, AND SHIATSU'D. 97 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:08,109 I'M A HAPPY GIRL. 98 00:04:08,144 --> 00:04:09,559 - NICE. 99 00:04:09,594 --> 00:04:12,182 WELL, LOOK, I'VE GOTTA GO TO REHEARSAL FOR THE AWARD SHOW. 100 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:14,875 THEN I GOT A 3:00 TEE TIME WITH MICHAEL JORDAN. 101 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:16,325 - OOH. - ALL RIGHT. 102 00:04:16,359 --> 00:04:18,948 THEN IT'S THE PRE-PARTY WITH T-PAIN. 103 00:04:18,982 --> 00:04:20,639 OR IS THE TEA PARTY WITH PRE-PAIN? 104 00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:22,123 I'M NOT SURE. 105 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:23,470 - OKAY. Lolli and Boyce: WHOA, WHOA. 106 00:04:23,504 --> 00:04:24,885 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 107 00:04:24,919 --> 00:04:26,887 - WHOA, WHOA. WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, RIHANNA? 108 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:29,165 - I'M GOING TO THE POOL. 109 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:30,546 - NOT DRESSED LIKE THAT, YOU'RE NOT. 110 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:35,033 YOU CAN SWIM JUST AS WELL IN JEANS AND A SWEATSHIRT. 111 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:38,761 [knock at door] 112 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:41,177 - LOLLI! WOW! - HEY, HENRY! 113 00:04:41,211 --> 00:04:42,661 - BOYCE THE VOICE, BACK IN THE HOUSE! 114 00:04:42,696 --> 00:04:46,147 - THERE HE IS, MY MAN, HENRY "DOUBLE DOWN" MORTON. 115 00:04:46,182 --> 00:04:47,494 HOW'S THE HOTEL BUSINESS, FRIEND? 116 00:04:47,528 --> 00:04:49,806 - NOT BAD, THE RECESSION BEING WHAT IT IS. 117 00:04:49,841 --> 00:04:52,153 MADE SURE YOU GOT YOUR OLD ROOM BACK. 118 00:04:52,188 --> 00:04:54,639 TRY NOT TO TRASH IT THIS TIME. 119 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:55,950 - COME ON, NOW, DON'T BLAME THAT ON ME. 120 00:04:55,985 --> 00:04:57,745 THAT WAS MICHAEL BUBLE. 121 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,954 HE'S A WILD MAN. 122 00:04:59,989 --> 00:05:02,543 - LOLLI, I BROUGHT YOU UP SOME KARATS. 123 00:05:02,578 --> 00:05:05,063 - OH, HENRY, I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR CARROTS. 124 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:07,893 - I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE INTERESTED IN THESE. 125 00:05:07,928 --> 00:05:09,343 - [gasp] 126 00:05:09,378 --> 00:05:12,312 OH, DELICIOUS! 127 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:13,692 DO I GET TO WEAR ALL OF THESE? 128 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:15,245 - AS LONG AS YOU MENTION THE HOTEL 129 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,592 IN ALL YOUR INTERVIEWS. 130 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:18,870 - OH. DO I HAVE TO GIVE 'EM BACK? 131 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:21,459 - UH, YEAH! 132 00:05:21,493 --> 00:05:23,737 SIGN HERE, SIGN HERE, SIGN HERE, SIGN HERE, SIGN HERE, 133 00:05:23,771 --> 00:05:25,463 AND INITIAL HERE. 134 00:05:25,497 --> 00:05:28,224 - OH, MY GOODNESS, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL. 135 00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:30,813 - WELL, THEY OUGHT TO BE. THEY'RE WORTH 250,000. 136 00:05:34,023 --> 00:05:36,232 - I LOOK LIKE ELIZABETH TAYLOR. 137 00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:38,372 A YOUNGELIZABETH TAYLOR. 138 00:05:38,407 --> 00:05:39,546 - OF COURSE. 139 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:41,410 - OH, TIP THE MAN, BOYCE. TIP HIM GOOD. 140 00:05:41,444 --> 00:05:43,515 - HEY, HE'S THE MANAGER OF THE HOTEL. 141 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:44,896 YOU DON'T TIP THE MANAGER. 142 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:47,588 - YOU CAN TIP THIS ONE. 143 00:05:47,623 --> 00:05:49,314 THANK YOU. 144 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,524 THANK YOU! ENJOY YOUR STAY. 145 00:05:52,559 --> 00:05:54,008 - OH. 146 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:56,183 HONEY, DON'T YOU THINK THESE WOULD MAKE 147 00:05:56,217 --> 00:05:58,219 A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY PRESENT? 148 00:05:58,254 --> 00:05:59,566 - SURE. 149 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,258 LYRIC DOESN'T NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE. 150 00:06:06,055 --> 00:06:07,677 - HELLO, LADIES. - HI! 151 00:06:07,712 --> 00:06:11,440 OOH, GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN! LOOK AT THIS! 152 00:06:11,474 --> 00:06:12,786 [gasp] A JACUZZI! 153 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:14,960 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM. 154 00:06:14,995 --> 00:06:18,412 - AND OUR ROOM DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BATHTUB. 155 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:20,345 - WELL, AREN'T THEY SPECIAL? - MM, MM. 156 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,899 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES, YOU ONLY HAVE FIVE HOURS 157 00:06:22,934 --> 00:06:24,832 BEFORE YOU SING ON NATIONAL TV. 158 00:06:24,867 --> 00:06:28,111 - OH, LOLLI. WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR NECK? 159 00:06:28,146 --> 00:06:30,942 - $1/4 MILLION. 160 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:33,841 THE HOTEL LOANED 'EM TO ME FOR THE AWARD SHOW. 161 00:06:33,876 --> 00:06:36,844 - OH, YOU KNOW, A GOOD CHURCH LADY 162 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:38,639 WOULD SHARE HER RICHES WITH HER FRIENDS. 163 00:06:38,674 --> 00:06:41,090 - OH, YES. 164 00:06:41,124 --> 00:06:43,610 - O...KAY. 165 00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:48,028 WELL, OKAY, YOU CAN WEAR THIS, AND YOU CAN WEAR THIS. 166 00:06:48,062 --> 00:06:49,443 ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M WEARING THIS. 167 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:51,272 - YOU KNOW, A GOOD CHURCH LADY-- 168 00:06:51,307 --> 00:06:53,205 - GIRL, STOP. 169 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,862 - YOU KNOW, LOLLI, 170 00:06:54,897 --> 00:06:57,106 SINCE VEGAS IS YOUR OLD STOMPING GROUND, 171 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,763 YOU MIND TAKING US OUT TO STOMP? 172 00:06:58,797 --> 00:07:00,385 - OH! - YES! 173 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:04,941 I THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT AND SHOW OFF OUR NEW BAUBLES. 174 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:08,738 THIS IS REAL, RIGHT? 175 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:11,500 - REVEREND, MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE, SIR? 176 00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:12,846 I AM IN CHARGE 177 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,055 OF THE MONEY FOR CHURCH EXPENSES AND EVERYTHING, 178 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:18,023 AND I WONDER IF I CAN IMPOSE UPON YOU TO HOLD IT FOR ME, 179 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:19,715 SO I DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY WITH IT. 180 00:07:19,749 --> 00:07:21,648 - "BE SOBER, BE VIGILANT: 181 00:07:21,682 --> 00:07:24,133 BECAUSE THE DEVIL WALKS ABOUT LIKE A ROARING LION, 182 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:27,723 SEEKING WHOM HE MAY DEVOUR." FIRST PETER 5:8. 183 00:07:27,757 --> 00:07:30,035 - UH-HUH. 184 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:32,728 SO IS THAT A YES OR A NO? 185 00:07:32,762 --> 00:07:34,212 - IT'S AN "I GUESS SO." 186 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:35,593 - OH, REVEREND, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 187 00:07:35,627 --> 00:07:37,802 I APPRECIATE IT. I DO. 188 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:40,736 - ALL RIGHT! WHAT DO YOU LADIES WANNA SEE? 189 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:43,670 - I WANNA SEE A HALF-NAKED MAN. 190 00:07:43,704 --> 00:07:45,568 - [whispering] AND I'D LIKE TO SEE THE OTHER HALF. 191 00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:49,641 - OH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THE TWO OF YOU? 192 00:07:49,676 --> 00:07:51,367 - SHOW US SOME NAKED MEN, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 193 00:07:51,401 --> 00:07:54,404 [giggling] 194 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:55,923 - HEY, DAD. 195 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:57,166 YOU KNOW, I GOTTA GO DOWN TO REHEARSAL 196 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,443 BEFORE I HIT THE GOLF COURSE. 197 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,032 - SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 198 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:03,137 - WELL... 199 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:05,346 THERE'S A CHAPEL DOWNSTAIRS IN THE LOBBY 200 00:08:05,381 --> 00:08:06,762 RIGHT IN BETWEEN THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE 201 00:08:06,796 --> 00:08:09,454 AND THAT AQUARIUM FILLED WITH WOMEN. 202 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,112 - PERFECT SPOT FOR A CHURCH. 203 00:08:12,146 --> 00:08:15,633 - HELLO, SIR. I HAVE THE SCOOTER YOU ORDERED. 204 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:18,014 - OH, THAT'S FOR ME! [laughs] YEAH, YEAH. 205 00:08:18,049 --> 00:08:21,570 GOING TO BE COVERING A LOT OF GROUND THIS WEEKEND. 206 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:24,607 DEUCES. 207 00:08:24,642 --> 00:08:26,264 - I SEE YOUR BROTHER HASN'T CHANGED. 208 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:28,335 - NOT AT ALL. 209 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:35,238 - IN HIS NAME WE PRAY. AMEN. 210 00:08:35,273 --> 00:08:37,309 - POINT IS EIGHT. GIVE HIM A ROLL. 211 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:38,828 [mouthing words] 212 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:42,729 - LET'S GO, A GOOD ROLL. - COME ON, BABE. 213 00:08:42,763 --> 00:08:44,075 - GO! - COME ON, YOU GOT THIS. 214 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:47,043 - SEVEN OUT! NEW SHOOTER. 215 00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:49,805 - YOU ALL ARE GOING TO HELL FOR GAMBLING IN THE LORD'S HOUSE, 216 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:52,773 ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO PLAY THE FIELD. 217 00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:54,257 YOU OUGHT TO PUT YOUR MONEY ON THE PASS LINE 218 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:55,776 AND BACK IT UP. 219 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:57,226 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME. 220 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,435 - BETTER THAN THAT GUY. 221 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,920 - GOT A SPOT AT THE END OF THE TABLE FOR YOU. 222 00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:07,167 [all laughing hysterically] 223 00:09:07,201 --> 00:09:10,101 - YOU LADIES ARE OUT OF CONTROL. 224 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:11,689 OH, MY GOODNESS! 225 00:09:11,723 --> 00:09:14,208 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO CHASE Y'ALL DOWN IN THAT PLACE. 226 00:09:14,243 --> 00:09:19,524 - WE DID NOT KNOW IT WAS A MALE EROTIC REVUE. 227 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,975 - IT WAS CALLED "THE STRIP STEAK." 228 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:23,804 - I BELIEVE MINE WAS MEDIUM-RARE. 229 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,806 MEDIUM-RARE! 230 00:09:25,841 --> 00:09:29,016 - ENOUGH OF THE FUN. ALL RIGHT? 231 00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:30,397 GIVE ME BACK THE JEWELS. 232 00:09:30,431 --> 00:09:32,192 I'M SURPRISED Y'ALL DIDN'T LOSE IT. 233 00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:36,748 NO--WIPE OFF THAT COCONUT OIL. 234 00:09:36,783 --> 00:09:38,474 - THANK YOU. 235 00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:40,476 - LOLLI, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING US WEAR THIS. 236 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:42,927 IT MADE US FEEL SO SPECIAL. 237 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:44,100 - LOLLI... 238 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:45,481 WHERE ARE YOUR JEWELS? 239 00:09:45,515 --> 00:09:50,313 - VERY FUNNY, PEARLY. MINE ARE RIGHT-- 240 00:09:50,348 --> 00:09:52,488 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 241 00:09:52,522 --> 00:09:54,490 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS SAW MY NECKLACE? 242 00:09:54,524 --> 00:09:57,666 - WELL, WE WEREN'T LOOKING AT YOU, SWEETIE. 243 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:01,911 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS IS ALL BAD! 244 00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:03,913 BOYCE CANNOT FIND OUT ABOUT THIS. 245 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:05,397 WE HAVE TO RETRACE OUR STEPS. 246 00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:07,158 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK ME TWICE. 247 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:09,643 COME ON, LET'S GO! 248 00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:12,059 - HEY, LOLLI. - HEY! 249 00:10:12,094 --> 00:10:13,336 - SO I'M DONE WITH REHEARSAL 250 00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:15,615 NOW I'M OFF TO PLAY GOLF WITH MR. MICHAEL JORDAN. 251 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,168 ARE THESE TWO BEHAVING THEMSELVES? 252 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:19,653 - WE ARE HAVING A GREAT TIME. 253 00:10:19,688 --> 00:10:21,931 AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE'RE GOING OUT TO LOOK... 254 00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:24,900 FOR SOME MORE GREAT TIMES. - MORE GREAT TIMES! 255 00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:26,971 - BYE-BYE! SEE YA! 256 00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:30,388 TELL MICHAEL I SAID HI. 257 00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:36,256 - HEY, DADDY. WHERE YOU BEEN? 258 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:37,913 BEEN DOWN AT THE CHAPEL ALL THIS TIME? 259 00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:41,192 - YEAH, IT WAS HARD FOR ME TO TEAR MYSELF AWAY. 260 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:43,608 IF ELVIS HADN'T CLEARED THE CHAPEL TO PERFORM A WEDDING, 261 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,197 I'D STILL BE THERE. 262 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:48,958 THIS TOWN IS PURE LIVING EVIL. 263 00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:50,546 - MAN, WHAT'S WITH YOU? 264 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:53,583 - DO YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A CRAPS TABLE RIGHT IN THE CHAPEL? 265 00:10:53,618 --> 00:10:56,690 THEY CALL IT "PRAY AND PLAY." 266 00:10:56,725 --> 00:10:58,036 - THAT'S FUNNY. "PRAY AND PLAY." 267 00:10:58,071 --> 00:10:59,520 THAT'S PRETTY CLEVER. 268 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:02,765 IT'S TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE. 269 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,734 - I NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE. I'M DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF. 270 00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,114 - DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 271 00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:09,185 - I GAMBLED. 272 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:12,361 I GOT SUCKED IN BY THE DEVIL'S VACUUM. 273 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:14,225 - I MEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 274 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:16,227 YOU PLACED A COUPLE OF BETS, MAN. 275 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:17,953 GOD'S NOT GONNA STRIKE YOU DOWN FOR THAT. 276 00:11:17,987 --> 00:11:21,508 - I GAMBLED WITH THE CHURCH'S MONEY. 277 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:24,097 - OKAY, WE MIGHT WANNA STEP AWAY FROM THIS WINDOW RIGHT NOW. 278 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,483 - NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 279 00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:33,175 YOU GAMBLED, YOU? 280 00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:34,452 - OH, I GAMBLED. 281 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:38,318 I THREW THE DEVIL'S BONES. 282 00:11:38,352 --> 00:11:40,044 - AND YOU PLAYED WITH THE CHURCH'S MONEY? 283 00:11:40,078 --> 00:11:41,355 HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE? 284 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:43,081 - OH, I DIDN'T LOSE. I WON. 285 00:11:43,116 --> 00:11:44,704 $2,000. 286 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:50,261 THE LORD IS NOT HAPPY WITH ME. 287 00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:53,954 - WELL, I MEAN, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE UPSET ON ONE HAND, 288 00:11:53,989 --> 00:11:57,924 BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, WHY ARE YOU UPSET? 289 00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:01,410 - SON, I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, BUT... 290 00:12:01,444 --> 00:12:03,757 WHEN I WAS YOUNG, BEFORE I MET YOUR MOTHER, 291 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:06,449 I HAD A SERIOUS GAMBLING PROBLEM. 292 00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:08,313 I EVEN ENDED UP IN GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS. 293 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:11,282 BUNCH OF WHINERS. 294 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:13,353 - WOW, I NEVER KNEW THAT. 295 00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:16,321 DAD, IT'S ONLY HUMAN TO HAVE A WEAKNESS. 296 00:12:16,356 --> 00:12:18,599 - DON'T TRY TO COMFORT ME. 297 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,601 I GOTTA FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF THIS MONEY. 298 00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:21,948 - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF IT? 299 00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,881 - BECAUSE IT'S ILL-GOTTEN GAINS, 300 00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:25,952 AND I DON'T WANT MY CHURCH TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 301 00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:29,818 - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, GIVE IT BACK TO THE CASINO? 302 00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:32,648 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 303 00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,408 IT'S BAD MONEY, AND IT'S GOING BACK 304 00:12:34,443 --> 00:12:36,686 TO THE BAD PLACE THAT IT CAME FROM. 305 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:38,378 - DADDY, LAS VEGAS ISN'T THAT BAD. 306 00:12:38,412 --> 00:12:42,382 [girls giggling] 307 00:12:44,902 --> 00:12:46,869 - NOW, LADIES, LADIES, REMEMBER. 308 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:49,216 NO RUNNING AROUND THE POOL. 309 00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:52,047 - NOT SO BAD, HUH? 310 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:55,257 - OH, HE LIKE THAT EVERYWHERE. 311 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,812 - COME ON IN, GENTLEMEN. 312 00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:00,987 - HEY, HENRY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SEEING US. 313 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:04,162 LOOK, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT. 314 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:06,993 - AS A CASINO MANAGER, TRUST ME, I'VE HEARD IT ALL. 315 00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:08,511 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 316 00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:12,343 - WELL, MY DADDY WON $2,000, AND HE WANTS TO GIVE IT BACK. 317 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:16,243 - I NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. 318 00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:18,487 HAVE A SEAT. - ALL RIGHT. 319 00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:21,248 - YOU SEE, IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT 320 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,250 FOR A PREACHER TO BE WINNING MONEY, 321 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:25,908 SO I JUST WANNA GIVE IT BACK AND FORGET ABOUT IT. 322 00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:28,773 - GIVE IT BACK? TO WHO? 323 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,188 - THE CASINO. 324 00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:32,466 - YOU CAN'T GIVE MONEY BACK TO A CASINO. 325 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:33,571 - HOW COME? 326 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,435 - I DON'T KNOW. 327 00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:37,644 NO ONE'S EVER DONE IT BEFORE. 328 00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:39,266 - WELL, CAN'T HE DONATE IT BACK? 329 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:42,131 - YOU CAN'T DONATE MONEY TO A CASINO. 330 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,477 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE WE'D BE IN 331 00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:45,376 IF WE TOOK A GAMBLER'S WINNINGS BACK? 332 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:48,586 - MAYBE YOU CAN DO SOME LITTLE CREATIVE ACCOUNTING. 333 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,313 - YOU MEAN COOK THE BOOKS? 334 00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:55,765 - I'M JUST SAYING PUT A LITTLE SEASONING SALT ON IT. 335 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,216 - THIS IS LAS VEGAS, 336 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:02,531 NOT SOME CROOKED TOWN OF CHEATS AND LIARS. 337 00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:06,190 YOU KNOW, AS I WAS SAYING THAT, IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT. 338 00:14:06,224 --> 00:14:08,537 - LOOK, HENRY, 339 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:11,022 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP MY FATHER OUT. 340 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:12,610 HE'S FELL OFF HIS SPIRITUAL WAGON. 341 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,854 HE'S JUST BECOMING A REGULAR LOWLIFE. 342 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,304 - HEY, SON. 343 00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:20,721 - LOOK, THE ONLY WAY WE CAN LEGALLY TAKE HIS MONEY BACK 344 00:14:20,756 --> 00:14:23,345 IS IF HE LOSES IT. 345 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:26,831 AH, I SUPPOSE I COULD BRING A DEALER UP HERE, 346 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,729 AND YOU CAN PLAY UNTIL YOU LOSE. 347 00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:32,043 - HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M GONNA LOSE? 348 00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:33,389 - DADDY, YOU KNOW THE SLOGAN, 349 00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,391 "WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS?" 350 00:14:35,426 --> 00:14:36,979 THEY TALKING ABOUT YOUR MONEY TOO. 351 00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:45,539 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE. 352 00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,024 WE RETRACED OUR STEPS, 353 00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:49,233 AND WE WENT BACK EVERYWHERE WE'VE BEEN TODAY. 354 00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:50,751 - [gasp] OH, YEAH, 355 00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:53,168 I'M SURE IF THERE WAS A DIAMOND NECKLACE JUST LAYING AROUND 356 00:14:53,202 --> 00:14:57,620 SOMEBODY WOULD DEFINITELY TURN IT IN TO THE LOST AND FOUND. 357 00:14:57,655 --> 00:15:00,071 - HEY, LOLLI, I'VE BEEN TAKING PICTURES 358 00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:01,452 TO DOCUMENT OUR TRIP TO VEGAS. 359 00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:04,075 NOW COME HERE. HERE YOU ARE AT THE STRIP STEAK. 360 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,870 YOU'RE NOT WEARING THE NECKLACE. 361 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,942 HERE YOU ARE AT CIRQUE DU SOLEIL--NO NECKLACE. 362 00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:11,462 HERE YOU ARE ON THE ELEVATOR ON THE WAY OUT. 363 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:14,430 LOOK AT THAT-- all: NO NECKLACE. 364 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,916 - IT MEANS IT NEVER LEFT THIS ROOM! 365 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,676 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE YOU, WANDA! 366 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,024 ALL RIGHT, THAT NECKLACE IS IN THIS ROOM. 367 00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:24,751 WE NEED TO SEARCH EVERY INCH OF THIS HOTEL SUITE. 368 00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:26,132 - OKAY. 369 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,547 - OOH, OOH, OOH. - REMEMBER HIM? 370 00:15:27,581 --> 00:15:28,755 - OOH! - THAT WAS T-BONE. 371 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,412 - OH! PRAISE THE LORD. 372 00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:34,416 - OOH! HOT OFF THE GRIDDLE. 373 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:38,006 - COME ON, DADDY, JUST LOSE THIS MONEY FAST, ALL RIGHT? 374 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,524 THE AWARD SHOW STARTS IN AN HOUR. 375 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,250 - ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, WE ARE ALL SET. 376 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:45,668 HOW MUCH WOULD YOU LIKE TO BET? - HOW ABOUT $20? 377 00:15:45,703 --> 00:15:49,155 - $20? - I LIKE TO START SMALL. 378 00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:51,916 - DADDY, THE IDEA IS TO GET RID OF THE MONEY. 379 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:56,610 - OH, RIGHT. 100. 380 00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:59,061 - LOOK, HE'S ALL IN FOR 2,000. 381 00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:01,822 - ON THE PASS LINE. 382 00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:08,415 - SIX IS THE POINT. - SIX IS THE POINT, SON. 383 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,073 - OKAY, I HEARD THAT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 384 00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:14,490 - SIX AGAIN! 385 00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:16,251 - LOOK AT THAT! SIX THE HARD WAY! 386 00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:19,116 - 4,000. - $4,000 YOU WON? 387 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,152 - I ALWAYS WIN. IT'S MY CURSE. 388 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:23,672 LET'S PARLAY THAT. 389 00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:24,914 COME ON! 390 00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,675 BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES! 391 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:30,575 - WHAT-- WHAT BABY, DAD? 392 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:33,026 - WINNER! - YO, 11! WHOO! 393 00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:35,339 - DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT AM I DOING? 394 00:16:35,373 --> 00:16:36,478 I'M WINNING, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 395 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:37,893 - AGAIN? 396 00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:40,344 I'M STARTING TO THINK GAMBLING WAS YOUR REAL CALLING. 397 00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:42,898 - LET'S SPREAD THAT OUT. 398 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,279 - WINNER! 8,000. 399 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:45,694 - OH. 400 00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:47,834 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 401 00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,525 ENOUGH. 402 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,665 - GIVE ME THE DICE. WE CAN TURN THAT INTO 16,000. 403 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:56,049 - DADDY, YOU NEED TO STEP AWAY. 404 00:16:56,084 --> 00:17:00,226 - WINNER! $16,000. 405 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,021 - ARE YOU TWO HUSTLING ME? 406 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,506 - UH, PAR-- PARLAY THAT. 407 00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:11,858 - YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GAMBLING SPIRIT HITS ME? 408 00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:15,137 WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZES HAPPENED HERE? 409 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,036 - THIS ROOM IS TRASHED. 410 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:20,142 - SOMEBODY GET ME A TICKET OUT OF THIS TOWN. 411 00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:22,662 - HEY, WHAT'S UP, BRO? 412 00:17:22,696 --> 00:17:24,560 - STAMPS, DID YOU THROW A PARTY IN THIS ROOM? 413 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,873 - PARTY? I WAS OUT GOLFING WITH MICHAEL JORDAN. 414 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,047 - WHAT? 415 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,393 - YEAH, YEAH, HE CALLED HERE LOOKING FOR YOU 416 00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:30,980 AND NEEDED A FOURTH, SO I TOOK YOUR PLACE. 417 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:34,329 YOU KNOW, THE NICEST GUY, BUT TERRIBLE SHORT GAME. 418 00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:37,470 OH, AND LOOK. FREE SHOES! 419 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:38,954 - IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PARTY, 420 00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:40,300 THEN WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE? 421 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:41,888 - [squealing] I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 422 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:46,513 [unintelligible speech] 423 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:48,757 - YOU TOOK WANDA AND PEARLY TO THE STRIP CLUB, 424 00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:51,829 RAN OUT OF MONEY, AND THEN LOST THE NECKLACE? 425 00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:58,007 - AND I LOOKED FOR IT EVERYWHERE. 426 00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,009 - DADDY, EVERYBODY'S DOWNSTAIRS WAITING ON YOU. 427 00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:01,356 THE AWARD SHOW'S ABOUT TO START. 428 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,875 - ALL RIGHT, BABY, LOOK. 429 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,429 WE'LL LOOK FOR IT LATER, ALL RIGHT? 430 00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:09,191 - BUT, BOYCE, THE NECKLACE COST $250,000, 431 00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:10,848 AND YOU SIGNED FOR IT. 432 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,229 - WE GOTTA FIND THAT NECKLACE. 433 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:14,610 EVERYBODY SPREAD OUT AND START LOOKING. 434 00:18:19,995 --> 00:18:24,517 ANY LUCK? - ALL I FOUND WAS A SUCRETS. 435 00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:26,174 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I FOUND, 436 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,486 BUT I NEED SOME HAND SANITIZER NOW, REALLY. 437 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:34,665 - HOUSEKEEPING TOLD ME THIS ROOM HAD BEEN TRASHED. 438 00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:36,045 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 439 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,670 - OKAY, THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION. 440 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:42,535 HOW ABOUT I JUST PAY YOU FOR THE DAMAGES? 441 00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:45,227 WOULD...$16,000 COVER IT? 442 00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,576 - FOR 16,000, YOU CAN TORCH THE PLACE. 443 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:52,752 Y'ALL HAVE FUN NOW. 444 00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:54,892 - BABE... 445 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:58,413 I'M SO SORRY I MADE YOU MISS YOUR AWARD SHOW. 446 00:18:58,447 --> 00:19:00,518 - IT'S OKAY, BABE. 447 00:19:00,553 --> 00:19:02,279 YOU KNOW, MY REAL LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD 448 00:19:02,313 --> 00:19:03,625 IS RIGHT HERE. 449 00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:05,868 both: MM. 450 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,836 - WHOA! WHAT IS THAT POKING ME? 451 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:09,389 - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. 452 00:19:09,424 --> 00:19:11,840 - NO, BABE, I THINK I FOUND YOUR NECKLACE. 453 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,255 - HUH? 454 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,257 - RIGHT THERE IN THE CARPOOL LANE. 455 00:19:18,881 --> 00:19:21,608 - MY NECKLACE! 456 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,231 - BABE, HOW COULD YOU NOT FEEL THAT? 457 00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:26,820 - I DON'T KNOW. I GOT A LOT GOING ON DOWN THERE. 458 00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:28,236 IT'S A BUSY INTERSECTION. 459 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:33,896 - WOULD YOU TWO LIKE TO BE ALONE? 460 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:37,072 - HEY, DAD, THEY'RE GIVING YOUR AWARD OUT ON TV. 461 00:19:37,106 --> 00:19:39,108 - ACCEPTING THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD 462 00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:42,526 FOR BOYCE BALLENTINE, HIS BROTHER, STAMPS BALLENTINE. 463 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,217 - WHAT THE-- 464 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:46,461 - I KNOW IF MY BROTHER WERE HERE TODAY, 465 00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:51,949 HE'D THANK ME, HIS BROTHER, STAMPS BALLENTINE. 466 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:56,160 - OH, YEAH, I'LL THANK YOU ALL RIGHT. 467 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,266 WHERE'S MY NINE IRON? 468 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,823 [country music] 469 00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:06,653 - ♪ HOW CAN I MISS YOU 470 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:07,827 - ♪ I MEAN, HOW CAN I 471 00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:09,242 - ♪ WHEN YOU DON'T GO AWAY 472 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:11,279 - ♪ WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS HERE ♪ 473 00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:13,902 - ♪ I BEG YOU TO LEAVE ME, DARLING ♪ 474 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,248 - ♪ LIKE A COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONG ♪ 475 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,767 - ♪ BUT YOU CONTINUE TO STAY ♪ 476 00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,596 - ♪ SAD AND YET LONG 477 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:21,220 - ♪ LIKE KOOL-AID ON THE CARPET ♪ 478 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,566 - ♪ JUST LIKE A STAIN 479 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,257 - ♪ YOU'RE HARD TO GET OUT 480 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:26,984 ♪ GRAB YOUR BAGS, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ♪ 481 00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:32,951 [clapping] - [whistles] 35046

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