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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,726 --> 00:00:05,733 - THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:05,733 --> 00:00:05,833 - THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:07,179 --> 00:00:08,456 - HEY, REVEREND, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 4 00:00:08,491 --> 00:00:09,664 - YES, BROTHER LESTER, 5 00:00:09,699 --> 00:00:11,597 I BELIEVE WE HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS. 6 00:00:11,632 --> 00:00:14,773 - YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE CARE OF THAT. 7 00:00:14,807 --> 00:00:17,465 - YEAH, WE SHOULD GET THAT OUT THE WAY. 8 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:22,643 ALL RIGHT, NOW, I'M UP 28-26. 9 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:24,507 THE GAME IS TO 30. GOTTA WIN BY 2. 10 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:26,026 - YEAH, AND IT'S MY BALL. 11 00:00:27,234 --> 00:00:31,100 YOU GOING DOWN, YOUR REVERENCE. 12 00:00:31,134 --> 00:00:33,516 - DON'T BRING THAT WEAK STUFF UP IN MY KITCHEN, SON. 13 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:34,931 - YOU BETTER "D"-UP, 14 00:00:34,965 --> 00:00:36,519 'CAUSE I'M COMIN' AT YOU WITH MY SLAMMA-JAMMA. 15 00:00:36,553 --> 00:00:38,210 HUH! COME ON! COME ON! 16 00:00:38,245 --> 00:00:40,557 - HEY, REVEREND? 17 00:00:40,592 --> 00:00:41,869 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 18 00:00:41,903 --> 00:00:43,181 - HOW YOU DOING, DEVON? COME ON IN. 19 00:00:43,215 --> 00:00:44,389 - I'M DOING FINE. 20 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:45,873 I JUST CAME BY TO INTRODUCE YOU GUYS 21 00:00:45,907 --> 00:00:46,943 TO MY NEW FIANCEE. 22 00:00:46,977 --> 00:00:50,671 - HOW YOU GET SOMEBODY TO MARRY YOU? 23 00:00:50,705 --> 00:00:52,397 - SHE NEED HER CITIZENSHIP? 24 00:00:52,431 --> 00:00:54,330 IS SHE CANADIAN OR SOMETHING? 25 00:00:54,364 --> 00:00:55,331 [laughter] 26 00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:56,297 - COME ON IN HERE, CAROLYN. 27 00:00:56,332 --> 00:00:57,712 - OH. 28 00:00:57,747 --> 00:00:59,300 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 29 00:00:59,335 --> 00:01:00,439 - [sotto] OH, YEAH, SHE CANADIAN. 30 00:01:00,474 --> 00:01:02,821 - [sotto] CANADIAN, YEAH. 31 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,305 WELCOME TO OUR CHURCH. 32 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:06,135 COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT. 33 00:01:06,169 --> 00:01:08,723 YOU'VE GOTTA FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SO SWEATY. 34 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:10,829 I'VE JUST BEEN WRITING SERMONS ALL DAY. 35 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:11,830 OOH! 36 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,659 [chuckles] 37 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:17,801 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, I MIGHT AS WELL GO AHEAD 38 00:01:17,836 --> 00:01:19,355 AND BRING UP THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM 39 00:01:19,389 --> 00:01:21,288 AND JUST SAY IT. [chuckles nervously] 40 00:01:21,322 --> 00:01:24,463 THIS IS GONNA BE A MIXED MARRIAGE. 41 00:01:27,949 --> 00:01:30,159 HE'S BAPTIST AND I'M LUTHERAN. 42 00:01:30,193 --> 00:01:33,127 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 43 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:36,406 "ONCE YOU GO BAPTIST, YOU NEVER GO BACK." 44 00:01:36,441 --> 00:01:38,408 - [laughs] 45 00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:41,239 WELL, DEVON REALLY WANTS ME TO JOIN THIS CONGREGATION, 46 00:01:41,273 --> 00:01:43,758 BUT I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT SHEPHERD OF THE HILLS. 47 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:46,209 I JUST CAN'T SEE MYSELF WORSHIPPING ANYWHERE ELSE. 48 00:01:46,244 --> 00:01:48,004 - NOW, I'VE BEEN TO HER CHURCH, AND LET ME JUST SAY, 49 00:01:48,038 --> 00:01:50,593 IT'S A LITTLE SUBDUED FOR MY TASTE. 50 00:01:50,627 --> 00:01:54,321 - YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE TOO. BOR-ING. 51 00:01:54,355 --> 00:01:56,323 - [clears throat] 52 00:01:56,357 --> 00:01:58,118 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME BY OUR CHURCH 53 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,567 ON SUNDAY, GIVE US A TRY, HUH? 54 00:01:59,602 --> 00:02:01,673 I THINK YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE. 55 00:02:01,707 --> 00:02:03,433 - MAKE SURE YOU STAY FOR THE FISH FRY. 56 00:02:03,468 --> 00:02:05,263 I HAND ROLLED THE HUSH PUPPIES. 57 00:02:05,297 --> 00:02:06,402 - MMM. 58 00:02:06,436 --> 00:02:08,231 [imitates licking fingers] - YEAH. 59 00:02:08,266 --> 00:02:09,543 - [laughs] 60 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:11,234 OKAY, I HAVE TO JUST-- I HAVE TO JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY, 61 00:02:11,269 --> 00:02:14,410 WHEN DEVON TOLD ME THAT BOYCE THE VOICE 62 00:02:14,444 --> 00:02:16,032 WAS THE PASTOR HERE, I REALLY GOT EXCITED. 63 00:02:16,066 --> 00:02:18,931 I MEAN, I AM A BIG FAN OF YOUR MUSIC. 64 00:02:18,966 --> 00:02:23,419 OH, IN FACT, THE FIRST TIME WE, UH--WELL, NEVER MIND. 65 00:02:23,453 --> 00:02:25,421 - [laughs] DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, 66 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:27,285 I GET THAT A LOT. 67 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:28,493 SO I CAN COUNT ON YOU FOR SUNDAY? 68 00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:29,701 - OH, YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 69 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:30,874 - OKAY. - GOOD. 70 00:02:30,909 --> 00:02:33,429 - I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING BOYCE REJOICE. 71 00:02:33,463 --> 00:02:36,190 [laughter] 72 00:02:36,225 --> 00:02:38,641 both: DEFINITELY CANADIAN. 73 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:41,644 [funk music] 74 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:49,686 ♪ 75 00:02:56,452 --> 00:02:57,970 - HI! 76 00:02:58,005 --> 00:03:02,147 - WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? 77 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:06,772 - MM-HMM, YEAH, HE SAID YOU MIGHT CALL THIS YOURHOUSE. 78 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:08,429 - "HE" WHO? - STAMPS. 79 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:09,775 YOUR SON? 80 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,294 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT IS SO NICE 81 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:14,435 THAT HE IS LETTING YOU STAY HERE 82 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:16,713 AND TAKE CARE OF YOU. 83 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:19,164 IT'S ONE OF THE MANY THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HIM. 84 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,339 - OH, BOY. 85 00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:23,272 AND I'M GUESSING, BY YOUR ATTIRE, 86 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:24,307 YOU STAYED THE NIGHT 87 00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:26,206 IN MYHOUSE. 88 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,001 - YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 89 00:03:29,036 --> 00:03:30,486 THIS WAS OUR THIRD DATE. 90 00:03:32,557 --> 00:03:35,249 - WAS YOUR SECOND DATE WITH THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE? 91 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:37,286 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 92 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,909 YOU NEED A TOAD IN THE HOLE. 93 00:03:39,943 --> 00:03:41,324 - EXCUSE ME? 94 00:03:41,359 --> 00:03:44,120 - IT'S A FRIED EGG IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIECE OF BREAD. 95 00:03:44,154 --> 00:03:46,640 - I KNOW WHAT A TOAD IN THE HOLE IS. 96 00:03:46,674 --> 00:03:48,676 MY WIFE USED TO MAKE THEM FOR ME-- 97 00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:51,955 AFTER WE WERE MARRIED. 98 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:56,408 BUT HERS WASN'T NEARLY THIS GOOD. 99 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:59,066 MAN, THIS IS GOOD. - [laughs] 100 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,585 - SO HOW DID YOU MEET MY SON? 101 00:04:00,619 --> 00:04:02,587 - OH, I MET HIM AT THE GROCERY STORE. 102 00:04:02,621 --> 00:04:04,036 I WAS SHOPPING FOR MY JOB. 103 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:05,037 - WHAT DO YOU DO? 104 00:04:05,072 --> 00:04:06,246 - WELL, I'M A CHEF, 105 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,385 BUT I COOK FOR THE HOMELESS ON THE WEEKENDS. 106 00:04:07,419 --> 00:04:09,559 - HMM, THAT'S VERY NICE. - YEAH. 107 00:04:09,594 --> 00:04:11,527 I WAS PICKING OUT SOME MELONS, 108 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:16,601 AND STAMPS MADE SOME JOKE...[laughs] 109 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:19,431 AND WE JUST REALLY HIT IT OFF. 110 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:21,985 - OH, POP. [chuckles] 111 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:23,401 RENEE, BABY, I TOLD YOU TO WAKE ME UP 112 00:04:23,435 --> 00:04:24,540 BEFORE YOU CAME DOWNSTAIRS. 113 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:25,575 MWAH. 114 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:27,715 WELL, I GUESS YOU MET MY DAD. 115 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,200 - YOU MEAN YOUR INVALID DAD THAT YOU "TAKE CARE OF" 116 00:04:30,235 --> 00:04:32,237 IN YOUR HOUSE? 117 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,860 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU, POPS. 118 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:38,692 - WELL, FOR ONE THING, YOU'D BE LIVING ON THE STREET. 119 00:04:38,726 --> 00:04:40,901 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK THAT IS MY CUE. 120 00:04:40,935 --> 00:04:42,316 I GOTTA GO GET READY FOR WORK. 121 00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:44,560 - YEAH, THE HOMELESS AIN'T GONNA FEED THEMSELVES. 122 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,874 - QUITE A CATCH, ISN'T HE? - [laughs] 123 00:04:48,909 --> 00:04:50,980 - SAY, POP... 124 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:53,534 I'M SORRY. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT GIRLS SLEEPING OVER. 125 00:04:53,569 --> 00:04:55,674 AND I PROMISE YOU, 126 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:58,746 I NEVER REALLY MEANT TO GET CAUGHT. 127 00:04:58,781 --> 00:05:01,128 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT RENEE? 128 00:05:01,162 --> 00:05:04,269 - I THINK SHE COULD DO A WHOLE LOT BETTER. 129 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,927 - SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE, POP. - THE ONE WHAT? 130 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:10,413 - WELL, THE ONE I CAN FINALLY KEEP DATING FOR A WHILE. 131 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:12,104 - IF YOU'RE GONNA CONTINUE TO SEE HER, 132 00:05:12,139 --> 00:05:13,761 WE'VE GOTTA LAY DOWN SOME RULES. 133 00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:16,799 NUMBER ONE--SHE CANNOT SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE. 134 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:17,765 - ALL RIGHT, I AGREE. 135 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,388 - NUMBER TWO-- 136 00:05:19,422 --> 00:05:23,115 SHE NEEDS TO BE HERE AT 8:00 IN THE MORNING. 137 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:25,566 THAT GIRL COOKS A MEAN BREAKFAST. 138 00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:27,534 - [laughs] 139 00:05:27,568 --> 00:05:28,776 [cheers and applause] 140 00:05:28,811 --> 00:05:31,365 - ALL RIGHT. 141 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,435 I'M JUST SAYING, 142 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:34,403 SHOES THE ONLY THING THAT GO ON SALE. 143 00:05:34,437 --> 00:05:36,232 [cheering] 144 00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:37,406 THE SALVATION IS NONREFUNDABLE. 145 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,924 [cheering] YOU KNOW WHAT? 146 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:40,132 STAND UP AND HUG YOUR NEIGHBOR. 147 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,651 SAY, "I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE." 148 00:05:41,686 --> 00:05:45,068 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE MY BROTHER! 149 00:05:45,103 --> 00:05:46,794 - I'M SO GLAD. 150 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:48,209 - I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE! 151 00:05:48,244 --> 00:05:52,455 - I'M SO GLAD. 152 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:53,732 [excited chatter] 153 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:56,735 OH, I'M SO GLAD. OH. 154 00:05:59,117 --> 00:06:01,395 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. 155 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:02,879 I FEEL BAD. 156 00:06:02,914 --> 00:06:04,881 DEVON WAS COUNTING ON US, YOU KNOW? 157 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:08,022 AND I THINK ONCE EVERYBODY CAUGHT THE SPIRIT, 158 00:06:08,057 --> 00:06:10,439 WE KIND OF SCARED CAROLYN OFF. 159 00:06:10,473 --> 00:06:12,061 - YEAH. 160 00:06:12,095 --> 00:06:13,200 IT WAS PRETTY MUCH A WRAP 161 00:06:13,234 --> 00:06:16,790 WHEN SISTER PEARLY DID THAT CARTWHEEL. 162 00:06:16,824 --> 00:06:18,516 - SHE DID STICK THAT LANDING THOUGH, RIGHT? 163 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:20,138 [laughter] 164 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,415 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING 165 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:23,935 WITH THEM HANDICAPPED STICKERS. 166 00:06:23,969 --> 00:06:27,214 WELL, ANYWAY, BABE, CAROLYN IS GONNA STOP BY, 167 00:06:27,248 --> 00:06:29,458 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HER. 168 00:06:29,492 --> 00:06:32,115 I WISH I JUST KNEW SOMEBODY WHO'S GONE THROUGH 169 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:34,566 SOME OF THE SAME THINGS SHE'S GOING THROUGH, YOU KNOW? 170 00:06:34,601 --> 00:06:37,051 - THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL. 171 00:06:37,086 --> 00:06:39,502 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY WHO'S...[sniffs] 172 00:06:39,537 --> 00:06:42,022 DIFFERENT THAN EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE CONGREGATION. 173 00:06:42,056 --> 00:06:44,818 - HMM. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 174 00:06:44,852 --> 00:06:46,302 - I'M TALKING 'BOUT YOU, BABE. 175 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:48,960 - OH, REALLY? [doorbell rings] 176 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:51,445 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY, THAT'S HER. 177 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,171 ALL RIGHT, SO WORK YOUR FIRST LADY MAGIC ON HER. 178 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,173 - I'LL WORK MY FIRST LADY MAGIC ON HER, 179 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,554 AND THEN LATER, I'M GONNA WORK IT ON YOU. 180 00:06:56,588 --> 00:06:58,556 - UH-HUH, OKAY. 181 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:04,527 - HI. - HEY. 182 00:07:04,562 --> 00:07:06,702 - PASTOR BALLENTINE SAID HE WANTED TO SPEAK TO ME? 183 00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:09,705 - OH, HE THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA IF YOU AND I TALK. 184 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:10,775 COME ON IN, GIRL. 185 00:07:10,809 --> 00:07:14,226 SO...TELL ME. 186 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:16,056 WHAT'D YOU THINK ABOUT OUR SERVICE? 187 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:19,197 - OH, I-I THOUGHT YOUR CHURCH 188 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:22,718 WAS REALLY FUN. 189 00:07:22,752 --> 00:07:24,513 YEAH, I-I MEAN, IT WAS JUST LIKE NO OTHER CHURCH 190 00:07:24,547 --> 00:07:25,514 I'D EVER BEEN TO. 191 00:07:25,548 --> 00:07:27,067 [laughs] 192 00:07:27,101 --> 00:07:29,207 OKAY, IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 193 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,484 - AWW. 194 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:33,487 - AT MY CHURCH, WE JUST SIT AND LISTEN. 195 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:36,214 OR SOMETIMES FALL ASLEEP. 196 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:39,631 - OKAY, WELL, HERE'S THE THING. 197 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:41,495 WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THE CHURCH, 198 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:43,566 I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE TOO, RIGHT? 199 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:44,774 THEN I REALIZED, 200 00:07:44,809 --> 00:07:47,121 YOU GOTTA FORGET ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE, RIGHT? 201 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:49,469 OPEN UP AND LET THE SPIRIT MOVE YOU. 202 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,678 TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS AND LET IT OUT. 203 00:07:51,712 --> 00:07:55,302 - I THINK I CAN DO THAT. - OKAY. 204 00:07:55,336 --> 00:07:56,510 LET'S PRACTICE. 205 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:58,236 I'LL BE THE PREACHER, 206 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,789 AND YOU BE SOMEBODY SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW. 207 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:01,342 - OH. OOH, OOH. 208 00:08:01,377 --> 00:08:04,794 COULD I NOT SIT NEXT TO CARTWHEEL LADY? 209 00:08:04,829 --> 00:08:07,935 - OKAY, FINE. HERE WE GO. 210 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:11,318 LET THE CONGREGATION ALL COME TOGETHER AND SAY, 211 00:08:11,352 --> 00:08:12,906 "AMEN." 212 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:16,116 - [meekly] AMEN. 213 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,704 - NO, ALL RIGHT? 214 00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:20,810 FROM THE GUT, A-AND USE YOUR DIAPHRAGM. 215 00:08:20,845 --> 00:08:23,088 - [hoarse] AMEN. 216 00:08:24,642 --> 00:08:26,609 - A-MEN! 217 00:08:26,644 --> 00:08:29,232 -[deep voice] A-MEN! 218 00:08:29,267 --> 00:08:30,924 OH! 219 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,546 - WHOA, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 220 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,341 - [laughs] I DON'T KNOW. 221 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:37,240 I GUESS MY DIAPHRAGM. 222 00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:41,175 THAT WAS REALLY FUN. 223 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:43,937 SO YOU'RE SAYING I CAN JUST DO THAT IN CHURCH? 224 00:08:43,971 --> 00:08:45,732 - ABSOLUTELY. 225 00:08:45,766 --> 00:08:47,768 GIRL, LET EVERYBODY KNOW YOU'RE THERE. 226 00:08:47,803 --> 00:08:48,976 - OKAY. 227 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:50,219 OKAY, I'M GONNA-- 228 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:52,635 I'M GONNA GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY. 229 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:54,257 WHO KNOWS, MAYBE I'LL PUT A LITTLE EXTRA 230 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:55,258 IN THE COLLECTION PLATE. 231 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:56,466 [laughs] 232 00:08:56,501 --> 00:08:58,123 YOU DO HAVE A COLLECTION PLATE, DON'T YOU? 233 00:08:58,158 --> 00:09:00,954 - OH, YEAH, FOUR OF 'EM. - OH. 234 00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,645 A-MEN!OH! 235 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:03,957 I JUST DID IT AGAIN. 236 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:05,993 - MY GIRL. - ALL RIGHT. 237 00:09:06,028 --> 00:09:07,477 - THANK YOU. 238 00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:09,238 OKAY, BYE. 239 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:10,446 - AHH! - UH! 240 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,758 - LOLLIPOP! - [snaps fingers] 241 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,587 - I TOLD YOU WE WERE A GOOD TEAM. 242 00:09:13,622 --> 00:09:16,417 - BY "TEAM," YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM 243 00:09:16,452 --> 00:09:17,867 AND I COME UP WITH THE SOLUTION? 244 00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:19,559 - NAH, BABE, BABE. 245 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,422 IT'S LIKE AN ASSIST, YOU KNOW? 246 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:24,391 I DISH YOU THE PASS, YOU DUNK IT--BAM! 247 00:09:24,425 --> 00:09:27,325 WE BOTH GO HOME WITH A RING. 248 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:31,363 - OKAY, WELL, BAM! YOU MAKE DINNER. 249 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:33,918 - WELL, BAM! I'M ORDERING TAKEOUT. 250 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,267 BASICALLY HE SAID, 251 00:09:38,301 --> 00:09:40,476 "DON'T START NONE, WON'T BE NONE." 252 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:41,477 [murmuring agreement] 253 00:09:41,511 --> 00:09:42,616 YOU SEE, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, 254 00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:46,206 DAVID REFUSED TO WEAR SAUL'S ARMOR. 255 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,381 - OH, YES! PREACH, PASTOR BALLENTINE! 256 00:09:49,416 --> 00:09:52,384 PREACH IT, MY BROTHER! 257 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:54,973 - AND--AND THEN DAVID, 258 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:57,217 HE--HE PICKED UP HIS SLINGSHOT... 259 00:09:57,251 --> 00:09:58,874 [murmuring agreement] 260 00:09:58,908 --> 00:10:01,324 AND--AND FIVE SMOOTH STONES. 261 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:03,533 - OH, HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! 262 00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:05,259 THANK GOD FOR THE STONES! 263 00:10:05,294 --> 00:10:09,160 YOU ARE GOING DOWN, GOLIATH! 264 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,438 - UH, SISTER CAROLYN, 265 00:10:11,472 --> 00:10:12,957 YOU'RE GIVING AWAY MY ENDING. 266 00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:16,098 - AMEN. 267 00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:18,272 - SO, YOU KNOW, SO DAV-- GOLIATH DIED, 268 00:10:18,307 --> 00:10:21,310 AND THEN, UH... 269 00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:25,038 - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD CALL THIS? 270 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:26,211 "EGGS RENEE." 271 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:29,180 - [laughs] IT'S JUST SCRAMBLED EGGS. 272 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:30,526 THIS IS NOT JUST SCRAMBLED EGGS. 273 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,872 MY WIFE MADE SCRAMBLED EGGS. 274 00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:33,460 - WELL, WHERE IS YOUR WIFE? 275 00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:35,186 - SHE'S IN A BETTER PLACE. 276 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,153 - OH, NO. I'M SO SORRY. 277 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:39,017 - OH, DON'T BE. SHE'S STILL ALIVE, 278 00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:43,159 SHE'S JUST IN A BETTER PLACE. 279 00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:45,403 BUT I-I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU WITH THAT. 280 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:49,062 - I UNDERSTAND. - YOU SEE... 281 00:10:49,096 --> 00:10:52,065 WE WERE MARRIED FOR 41 YEARS, AND SHE WOKE UP ONE MORNING 282 00:10:52,099 --> 00:10:54,067 AND TOLD ME I WAS MARRIED TO THE CHURCH 283 00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:55,068 MORE THAN I WAS TO HER. 284 00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:57,070 - OH, THAT IS SO SAD. 285 00:10:57,104 --> 00:10:58,830 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO AFTER HER? 286 00:10:58,865 --> 00:10:59,831 - TOO MUCH PRIDE. 287 00:10:59,866 --> 00:11:01,661 - WELL, DO YOU EVER MISS HER? 288 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,593 - YES, I DO. 289 00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:05,285 WE HAD BREAKFAST TOGETHER FOR 41 YEARS, 290 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:07,874 AND THEN I WOULD GO OFF TO WORK AT THE CHURCH 291 00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:11,187 AND I WOULDN'T SEE HER FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. 292 00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:13,776 I WOULD'VE LEFT ME TOO. 293 00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:15,467 - I THINK YOU NEED A SECOND HELPING. 294 00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:17,297 - UH, ACTUALLY, THIS WAS MY THIRD, 295 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:19,195 SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL IT QUITS. 296 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:21,025 [laughter] 297 00:11:21,059 --> 00:11:22,267 - HEY, BABE. 298 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:24,822 - GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 299 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:26,616 - MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH. - [laughs] 300 00:11:26,651 --> 00:11:29,136 - OH, GOD. 301 00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:31,242 - ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOTTA GO TO WORK NOW, OKAY? 302 00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:32,588 - SO WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING? 303 00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:35,108 - THAT'S RIGHT. I'M MAKING BUTTERSCOTCH WAFFLES. 304 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:36,937 - I MIGHT JUST SLEEP RIGHT HERE. 305 00:11:36,972 --> 00:11:39,906 - [laughs] 306 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,597 - ALL RIGHT, STAMPS, WE NEED TO TALK. 307 00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:43,323 - OH, SHE DID NOT SLEEP HERE LAST NIGHT. 308 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,670 I SLEPT OVER AT HER PLACE. 309 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,121 - IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. IT'S ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. 310 00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:49,881 IF YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS GIRL, 311 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:51,227 YOU'VE GOT TO BE WORTHY OF HER, 312 00:11:51,262 --> 00:11:52,573 AND THAT'S GONNA TAKE SOME WORK-- 313 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:54,748 A WHOLE LOT OF WORK. 314 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:57,095 YOU GOT TO GET A JOB, GET YOUR OWN PLACE, 315 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:59,442 AND UPGRADE YOUR WARDROBE. 316 00:11:59,477 --> 00:12:01,962 - WHA--? THESE JEANS COST $300. 317 00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:06,449 - I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T PAY THE RENT? 318 00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:09,763 - I CAN'T WITH ALL THE MONEY I SPEND ON CLOTHES. 319 00:12:09,798 --> 00:12:12,421 - THIS IS THE KIND OF THING I'M TALKING ABOUT. 320 00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:13,974 IF YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 321 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:15,976 WITH SOMEBODY LIKE RENEE, 322 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,564 YOU'VE GOT TO STOP LIVING IN THE MOMENT 323 00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:18,772 AND PLAN FOR THE FUTURE. 324 00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:21,982 - HMM, YOU GAVE ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT, DAD. 325 00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:25,227 I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP. 326 00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:26,607 - IT'S 8:00 IN THE MORNING! 327 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:28,195 - [laughs] WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW, 328 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:29,507 A BROTHER HASN'T BEEN TO SLEEP YET. 329 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,543 [laughs] 330 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:37,757 - LOLLI, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SHAVE A BALD MAN'S HEAD? 331 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,138 - I'M JUST TRYING TO GET IT PERFECT, 332 00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:41,933 AND YOU GOT A BIG, LUMPY HEAD! 333 00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:44,315 - THE LADIES LOVE IT. 334 00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:46,869 - PRAISE THE LORD, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 335 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:48,491 WHAT'S UP, SISTER GIRLS? 336 00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:50,355 - HI, CAROLYN. 337 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,943 - YOU KNOW, I NOTICED A LOT OF THE LADIES 338 00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:53,807 AT THE CHURCH ON SUNDAY WERE WEARING HATS, 339 00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:54,843 SO I PICKED UP A COUPLE. 340 00:12:54,877 --> 00:12:55,982 - OH. 341 00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:57,121 - THOUGHT I'D COME TO MY GIRLFRIENDS 342 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:58,156 FOR THEIR OPINION. 343 00:12:58,191 --> 00:12:59,606 - LET US SEE. - OKAY. 344 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,952 THIS ONE... 345 00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:03,334 - OH. 346 00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:05,163 - OR--THANK YOU-- 347 00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:07,994 OR THIS ONE. 348 00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:09,305 all: WOW. 349 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,790 - OH... 350 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,101 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH THIS ONE. 351 00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:14,276 - YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE BOTH UGLY. 352 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,657 - WHAT DID HE SAY? 353 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:21,007 - HE SAID THEY'RE BOTH LOVELY, DEAR. 354 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,803 - WELL, THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING SMALLER? 355 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:24,838 - YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, 356 00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:26,357 BECAUSE BOTH OF THESE ARE KINDA LOUD. 357 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:29,567 - SCREAMING. - LOLLI... 358 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,086 YOU TOLD ME TO LET THE SPIRIT MOVE ME, 359 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,674 AND THE SPIRIT MOVED ME TO BUY THESE HATS. 360 00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,987 WHEN I WALK IN THAT DOOR, I WANT MY HAT TO SAY 361 00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:37,817 "HALLELUJAH!" 362 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,957 - OH, IT WILL. 363 00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:41,475 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'LL KEEP 'EM BOTH. 364 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:43,098 THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT SUNDAY. 365 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:46,515 - YEAH, AND THERE'S ALWAYS THE KENTUCKY DERBY. 366 00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:47,896 - OH, I GOTTA RUN. 367 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,863 I GOTTA GET TO MY GOSPEL SPIN CLASS. 368 00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,589 GOTTA GET IN SHAPE FOR THE LORD. 369 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,626 PRAISE OUT, Y'ALL! 370 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:58,976 - WHAT IN THE HOLY NAME WAS THAT? 371 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,944 DID I REALLY JUST HEAR THAT? 372 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:04,050 - SHE'S JUST TRYING TO FIT IN. 373 00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:06,293 - OH, LOLLI, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T ALMOST LOSE IT LAST SUNDAY 374 00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:07,950 WHEN SHE STARTED DOING THE HOLY DANCE. 375 00:14:07,985 --> 00:14:10,435 - I DID THINK THE GIRL WAS HAVING A SEIZURE. 376 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,161 [laughter] 377 00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:15,337 all: HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! 378 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:16,959 HALLELUJAH! PRAISE! 379 00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:18,927 - OH. - OH, OH. 380 00:14:18,961 --> 00:14:20,894 - HEY, CAROLYN, UH... 381 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,137 [chuckles nervously] 382 00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:23,863 WE WAS JUST... 383 00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:27,452 - I FORGOT MY OTHER HAT. 384 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:31,353 I GUESS I WON'T BE NEEDING IT ANYMORE. 385 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:32,699 - OH, SHOOT. 386 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:34,425 - LOLLI, YOU KNOW NONE OF THIS 387 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:37,807 WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD A BELL ON THAT FRONT DOOR. 388 00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:39,844 MM-HMM. 389 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,159 - OKAY, I TALKED TO DEVON. 390 00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:46,368 SHE'S NOT COMING BACK. 391 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:48,818 I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT WHAT THOSE LADIES WERE SAYING 392 00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:51,166 WHEN SHE WALKED IN. 393 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,237 - YOU WERE IN ON IT TOO, LESTER. 394 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,618 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME. 395 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,452 - LOLLI, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE SHE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID? 396 00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:02,694 - OH, I'M SURE. 397 00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:04,317 - AND YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SURE IT WAS BAD? 398 00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:05,525 - OH, IT WAS BAD. 399 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:06,733 - YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S COMING BACK? 400 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,804 - OH, SHE AIN'T COMING BACK. 401 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:10,461 - SO ANYTHING I SAY FROM HERE ON OUT, 402 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:11,462 YOU JUST GONNA REPEAT IT? 403 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:15,293 - OH, I'M GONNA REPEAT IT. 404 00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:17,261 - REVEREND, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS? 405 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:19,297 - LOOK, WE ARE GONNA LET HER KNOW 406 00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:21,023 WE WANT HER AT OUR CHURCH, BAD. 407 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,266 NOW, BROTHER LESTER, 408 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,302 I NEED YOU TO GET A HOLD OF DEVON. 409 00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:27,236 TELL HIM TO GET HER BACK TO THE CHURCH ON SUNDAY, 410 00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:29,445 EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO DRAG HER IN THERE 411 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,585 KICKING, SCREAMING, BITING, AND FIGHTING. 412 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,724 WE GONNA LET HER KNOW THAT WE ARE 413 00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:36,556 A LOVING, WELCOMING CHURCH. 414 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:39,766 - I HOPE THIS WORKS, BECAUSE I REALLY LIKED HER. 415 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,561 I MEAN, I FELT LIKE I COULD RELATE 416 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:43,252 TO WHAT SHE WAS GOING THROUGH. - MM-HMM. 417 00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:44,909 - Y'ALL KNOW WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THE CHURCH, 418 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:49,569 I WAS THE ONLY SEXY WOMAN IN THE CONGREGATION. 419 00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:51,571 ALL THEM PEOPLE JUDGING ME. 420 00:15:51,605 --> 00:15:54,022 IT AIN'T EASY BEING THIS SEXY. 421 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:01,098 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 422 00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,445 I DON'T SMELL ANY FOOD COOKING. 423 00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:06,517 - REVEREND BALLENTINE, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 424 00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:09,727 STAMPS AND I JUST BROKE UP. - WHAT? 425 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,351 LOOK, I KNOW THAT BOY OF MINE LACKS AMBITION, DRIVE, 426 00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:15,457 AND HAS NO FUTURE, 427 00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:17,804 BUT UNDERNEATH THAT TRIFLING EXTERIOR, 428 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:19,702 HE HAS A GOOD HEART. 429 00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:21,739 NOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, 430 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,568 BUT GIVE STAMPS ONE MORE CHANCE. 431 00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,329 - NO! HE BROKE UP WITH ME! 432 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:26,778 - HE WHAT? 433 00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:29,471 YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US! 434 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:31,197 I MEAN, HIM. 435 00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:34,372 - NO, REVEREND BALLENTINE, IT'S OVER. 436 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:36,098 I SHOULD GO. 437 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,480 YOU KNOW, WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE BREAKFAST. 438 00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:40,516 [sighs] 439 00:16:45,211 --> 00:16:48,421 - PSST, POP. RENEE LEAVE YET? 440 00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,181 - WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, BOY? 441 00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:51,665 HOW COULD YOU BREAK UP WITH RENEE? 442 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,804 - WELL, NO, IT'S LIKE YOU SAID. 443 00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:54,703 I'D HAVE TO GET A JOB, MY OWN PLACE. 444 00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:56,670 THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE. I AIN'T READY FOR THAT YET. 445 00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:57,671 - YOU'RE 35. 446 00:16:57,706 --> 00:16:59,949 - 35'S THE NEW 18, POP. 447 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,503 I GOT MY WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME. 448 00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:04,506 - BY THE TIME I WAS 35, I HAD TWO JOBS, 449 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,197 TWO KIDS, AND A MORTGAGE. 450 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:08,406 - YEAH, WELL, I'M 35 WITH NO KIDS, NO MORTGAGE, 451 00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:09,787 AND $300 PANTS. 452 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,790 WHO'S LIVING THE DREAM NOW, POP? 453 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:18,761 - I AM HEARING SOMETHING MISSING FROM CHURCH TODAY, 454 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:21,937 AND THAT'S A "AMEN" AND A "HALLELUJAH" 455 00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:25,009 SAID AT THE WRONG TIME AND WAY TOO LOUD. 456 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,459 [murmuring agreement] 457 00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:30,394 - WOW, THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 458 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:33,017 - BUT IT'S SAID WITH A WHOLE LOT OF HEART. 459 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,882 AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING MISSING FROM CHURCH TODAY. 460 00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:38,091 AND THAT SOMETHING IS ACCEPTANCE. 461 00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,472 [murmuring agreement] 462 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:40,887 YOU SEE, DR. KING SAID 463 00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:44,097 THAT THE MOST SEGREGATED HOUR IN AMERICA 464 00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:46,237 IS 11:00 ON SUNDAY MORNING. 465 00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:47,928 [all murmuring agreement] 466 00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:49,654 WE TELL PEOPLE TO COME AS THEY ARE, 467 00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:52,485 BUT WHAT WE REALLY MEAN IS COME AS WE ARE. 468 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:54,866 [congregation murmurs] SO YOU KNOW WHAT? 469 00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:56,558 I--I'M GONNA ASK MY WIFE TO COME UP HERE 470 00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,456 AND SAY A FEW WORDS, 471 00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:00,148 BECAUSE SHE KNOWS A LITTLE SOMETHING 472 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:03,427 ABOUT NOT BEING ACCEPTED IN THIS ROOM. 473 00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:05,084 SISTER BALLENTINE, COME ON UP HERE. 474 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,396 [cheers and applause] PRAISE GOD. 475 00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:09,985 LOOK AT HER. 476 00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:12,712 - UH, SO I CAN JUST TALK? 477 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:16,164 - YEAH, JUST DO LIKE YOU PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS DO. 478 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:18,476 - OKAY, UH, WELL... [clears throat] 479 00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:22,825 UH, CAROLYN WAS VERY UPSET WHEN MYSELF 480 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,725 AND SEVERAL MEMBERS OF OUR CONGREGATION-- 481 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:29,004 WHO I WON'T MENTION, BUT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE-- 482 00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:32,111 - SHAME ON Y'ALL. 483 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,804 - WERE GIVING HER A HARD TIME 484 00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:38,358 WHEN SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO BELONG. 485 00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:40,395 AND WHAT WE SHOULD'VE BEEN DOING-- 486 00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:41,879 - MM-HMM. 487 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,536 - I SAY, WHAT WE SHOULD'VE BEEN DOING, HUH... 488 00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:44,606 [murmuring agreement] 489 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,747 IS ACCEPTING HER INTO OUR CONGREGATION! 490 00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:49,162 [murmuring agreement] 491 00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:51,130 ♪ OH, Y'ALL DON'T HEAR ME 492 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,821 - OKAY. 493 00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,305 - WHA-- 494 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,928 WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SAY IS 495 00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:59,966 WE ARE SO SORRY, CAROLYN. 496 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,485 WE'RE AWFUL SORRY. 497 00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:02,831 AMEN? 498 00:19:02,865 --> 00:19:04,004 all: AMEN. 499 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:06,697 - OOH, I SEE WHY YOU LIKE THIS. - [laughs] 500 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,975 - I-I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 501 00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:11,460 I-I DON'T THINK I FIT IN HERE. 502 00:19:11,495 --> 00:19:15,154 - WELL, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIT IN THIS? 503 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,570 WE WANT YOU TO BE A MEMBER OF OUR CHOIR. 504 00:19:17,604 --> 00:19:20,711 - OH, YOU MEAN IT? 505 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,437 I CAN BE IN THE CHOIR? 506 00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:25,923 SHEPHERD OF THE HILLS NEVER LET ME BE IN THEIR CHOIR. 507 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,614 - COME ON UP HERE, SISTER GIRL! 508 00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:33,379 [applause] 509 00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:36,071 - OH, OH, THANK YOU, PASTOR BALLENTINE. 510 00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:37,555 HALLELUJAH! [laughs] 511 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,039 WAS THAT OKAY? 512 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:40,731 - PERFECT. 513 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,388 - COME ON. COME ON. 514 00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:44,321 [applause] 515 00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:45,598 - AND-- - NO, BABE-- 516 00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:46,875 - I--WHA--HUH? - BABE, NO. 517 00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:48,187 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SEAT NOW. I GOT IT FROM HERE. 518 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,360 - OH, COME ON, NO. I FEEL THE SPIRIT, BABY. 519 00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:50,499 LET ME--EXCUSE ME. 520 00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:51,776 UH, DO Y'ALL FEEL THE SPIRIT? 521 00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:53,468 'CAUSE I SURE ENOUGH FEEL IT. [cheering] 522 00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:55,366 IF YOU FEEL THE SPIRIT, STAND ON YOUR FEET AND SAY, "AMEN!" 523 00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:57,368 [cheering] all: AMEN! 524 00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,439 - TOUCH THREE PEOPLE AND SAY, "I FEEL THE SPIRIT!" 525 00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:00,440 all: I FEEL THE SPIRIT! 526 00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,478 - ♪ OH, BABY 527 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:05,342 ♪ YOU KNOW, UH 528 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:07,102 ♪ WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER A LONG TIME ♪ 529 00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:08,828 ♪ AND, UH 530 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:11,624 ♪ WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MANY CHANGES ♪ 531 00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:13,142 ♪ ESPECIALLY YOU 532 00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,247 - ♪ CHANGES 533 00:20:14,282 --> 00:20:15,835 - ♪ I LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODY ♪ 534 00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:19,148 ♪ YOUR HAIR AND YOUR FACE 535 00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:21,496 ♪ EVEN THAT THIN, LITTLE HAIR ♪ 536 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,083 ♪ GOING DOWN YOUR ARMS 537 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,533 ♪ BUT, UH 538 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:26,328 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT ♪ 539 00:20:26,363 --> 00:20:28,710 ♪ YOUR MUSTACHE 37729

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