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- T he Soul Manis recorded
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- T he Soul Manis recorded
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in front of
a live studio audience.
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- That might've been
your best sermon yet, babe.
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I mean,
you outdid yourself.
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- You really did, Reverend.
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The spirit
was all over you today.
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- Well, I can't say I was
touched by the hand of God,
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but somebody need to check
my back for fingerprints.
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- You really moved me,
Reverend.
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- Thank you.
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- What's he got to do
to move you again?
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- Daddy, I really loved the part
where the whole congregation
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got a text from God.
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How did you do that?
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- How did you know it was me?
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- Well, whatever.
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I text him back
I wanted a car.
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- I think he'll texted you back
"LOL".
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Hey, Daddy.
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Where we gonna get the money
for the new roof?
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- What you talking about,
Son?
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- 'Cause I just blew it off
with that sermon.
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Come on, now.
Give it to me.
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That was a good sermon.
- That was a good sermon.
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- You ain't gotta tell me.
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- I wouldn't be getting
too boastful.
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There's always gonna be
next weekend.
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You're only as good
as your last sermon.
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- Well, my last sermon
was amazing.
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And there's plenty more
where that came from.
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- Are you sure about that?
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- Oh, wait and see.
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Next week, it's gonna be
just as good or even better.
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- We'll see.
- We will see.
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We'll see.
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I mean, I already got
ideas percolating.
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I got ideas out the yin-yang.
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Can I say yin-yang
in church?
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[soul music]
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♪
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- ♪ Hey
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- ♪ The Soul Man
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[playing piano off-key]
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♪
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- Okay, all right.
Baby girl, come on now.
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I been working on this sermon
for four days.
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I cannot take
the distraction.
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- Well, I could stop playing
and go to the mall.
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If I had some money.
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- Are you trying
to extort money from me?
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'Cause if you are, look.
Here's $20.
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[piano starts again]
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[stammering]
Just take the credit card.
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[sighs] Finally,
some peace and quiet.
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- I have an emergency.
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- And there that goes.
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- St. Bernadette's
just got robbed.
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We need to install an alarm
before they get to our church.
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Right now.
Get dressed.
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And shave.
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And take a shower.
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You look awful.
What's the matter with you?
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- You know,
this is all your fault.
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You put the idea in my head
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that I couldn't come up
with another sermon.
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- And now you got a bad case
of Preacher's Block.
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- Well, thanks
for giving it a name.
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You just made it worse.
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- That's what you get
for being boastful.
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Anyway, I'll get your brother
to help me install the alarm.
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But you need
to clean yourself up regardless.
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You smell like goat.
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- Well, thank you, Daddy,
for your help.
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- That's what I'm here for.
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- Oh, man,
what am I gonna do?
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- All right, I'm sick and tired
of seeing you like this,
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and I'm going to do
something about it.
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- What? Lay it on me.
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- Think about it, Boyce.
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Whenever you got stuck
in your songwriting,
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you always got through it
with the help of one person.
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- Sweet Brown Taylor?
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- You wrote some of your best
songs with Sweet.
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He always knew how to get
your creative juices flowing.
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- That's true.
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But you know that relationship
did not end well.
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When I told him I was
leaving music for the church,
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he started choking me.
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Then I hit him
with the champagne bottle.
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I didn't know
it was gonna break.
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But he got a hard head.
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That was the last time
I seen him.
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I'm not sure where we stand.
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- Okay, well,
you're about to find out.
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- What did you do?
- I called him!
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Come on in, Sweet.
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- What up, B-Money?
Champagne?
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- Are you gonna hit me
with that?
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- No, but I'm gonna hit you
with some love.
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All right?
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There you go, man.
Good to see you, man.
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We okay?
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- Well, I'm okay,
if you're okay.
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- I'm okay.
- Well, okay then.
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- Aw, that just warms
my heart
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that my two boys
got back together.
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I feel like Oprah.
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You get hug, you get a hug,
everybody gets a hug!
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- My man, Sweet.
What up, brother?
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- I'm all right, man.
- How you doing?
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- Sweet as ever.
Sweet as ever, man.
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Working on some new things,
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but nothing as good
as what we used to do.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Hey, you remember the time
we came up with the little jam
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Thick In All
The Right Places?
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- And they said we couldn't
write a tender love song.
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Oh, man, hey!
Remember that night
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you won the American Music Award
for that?
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Yeah, man, we got
so wasted that night
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that we couldn't even find
the trophy the next morning.
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- Yeah.
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You know, it was real nice
for them to give me a new one.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Well, I just wanted
to let you know
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that the missing one
is on the mantle at my pad.
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- You stole my trophy?
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I knew it too!
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Oh, shoot,
I owe Bobby Brown an apology.
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- Come on, Boyce.
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Hit me with some of them
old Ballentine moves, man.
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I know you still got 'em.
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- I don't even know
what you're talking about.
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- Come on,
I'm talking about this stuff.
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Ah...uhh!
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Go long, go long!
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Can't change spots on ya!
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- Whoo!
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- Oh, man.
- Oh, my goodness.
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Boy, I ain't did that
in a minute.
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- Oh, that felt good, man.
That felt good.
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Just like old times.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, now tell me
what you need.
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- Ah, well,
the thing is, man,
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I've been working on a sermon
for a few days now,
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and I'm just stuck.
- Hmm.
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- I mean,
I got everything I need.
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I got peace, I got quiet,
I don't have no distractions.
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- Oh, oh, oh, that's
your problem right there, man.
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Hey, you've got to get out and
get in the middle of it, man.
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You got to go out
and get your inspiration on
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like we used to do.
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- What you talking about?
Hanging out in the clubs?
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Writing on napkins
and matchbooks? No!
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- Oh, come on, man.
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I know this new spot
that just opened.
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Come on, let's go get our
inspiration on like we used to.
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- Sweet...I'm a preacher, dog.
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I can't be hanging out
in bars and stuff.
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Can I?
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- All right, I'm almost done
wiring this alarm.
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Who should I invoice,
you or Boyce?
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- Me.
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And then I'll invoice you...
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for rent, gas, cable,
water, and food.
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- You know what?
This one's on me.
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- I thought so.
- Oh, FYI.
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I called the alarm company
and set our password.
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It's "I'm a black ninja."
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- Well, that's just stupid.
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[alarm blaring]
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What happened?
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Turn that thing off!
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Password?
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I'm a black ninja.
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I'm a black ninja!
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[shouting]
I'm a black ninja.
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[alarm stops]
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Okay, I understand.
Thank you.
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Way to go.
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They said if we have
another false alarm,
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it's gonna be $1,000 fine.
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And change
that stupid password!
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- I'll change it
to "grumpy old man."
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- I heard that!
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- Damn.
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Well, if that don't inspire you,
something's wrong with you.
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- Well, that kinda inspiration
won't help me write a sermon
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or stay married.
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All right, man.
Come on, let's get to work.
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What ya got?
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- You know, I'm glad you asked.
Here we go right here.
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Bam!
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- Now, this wouldn't be a sermon
of some sort?
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- Oh, no, no, no!
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This is a sexy-ass hook
that I came up with.
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I just need your help
to finish it.
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- Well, you can get
your sexy hook outta my face.
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I'm a minister now, man.
I don't do that no more.
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- Understood.
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You ever think the reason
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you're struggling
to find this sermon
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is because you walked away
from the music game too soon?
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- Oh, no.
No, no. We're not going there.
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I'm right where I belong.
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- All right,
just take a look at it then.
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- Not gonna happen, bro.
- No? Fine.
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I'll give it
to Ruben Studdard.
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- Give it to Ruben Studdard.
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I'm sure he'll do
a great job with it.
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What's it called?
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- A ngel In The Thigh-high
Boots.
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- Oh, boy, that's good.
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You know,
I forgot how good you were.
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- Oh, no, no.
How good wewere.
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- Don't you tempt me, man.
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No, don't do it.
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Look, man, I'm doing
what I'm supposed to be doing.
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You know, I'm preaching.
You know?
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I still remember the day
I got the calling.
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Yeah, it was like
something hit me.
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- Oh, yeah. I remember
what hit you all right.
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[indistinct singing]
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- Ha ha, I did not stop
because of the big girl drawers.
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I stopped because
I got the calling from God.
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I was still
at the top of my game.
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I was selling out theaters,
had a new record deal.
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They even wanted me
to be the voice
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of the GPS
navigation system.
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[deep voice]
"Turn left here, baby."
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- That's why
it didn't make any sense, man.
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You just don't walk away
from all of that.
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Come on, let me sing this song
for you, brother.
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- Oh, please don't.
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- Look, this is all I got
so far.
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♪ I give up the fame,
the game, the loot ♪
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♪ Something something
angel in the thigh-high boots ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby
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- Ha, ha. That's all right.
That's all right.
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Let me see what you got.
All right.
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This is all it needs.
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♪ I'd give up the fame,
the game and the loot ♪
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♪ To spend my life
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♪ With the angel
in the thigh-high boots ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby
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♪ The things
I could do to you ♪
250
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,733
♪ In them thigh-high boots
251
00:11:04,836 --> 00:11:06,666
Both: ♪ Hey, hey
252
00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:09,703
♪ No, no, no
253
00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:11,601
- Tell me that didn't
feel good, man!
254
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,225
- Yeah, man,
that felt good, man.
255
00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:16,261
- I told you, man.
Music is where your heart is.
256
00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:20,369
- My friends don't believe
you're Boyce The Voice.
257
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,612
- Yes, I am Boyce The Voice.
258
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,269
[girls giggling]
259
00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:26,513
- When's your next CD
coming out?
260
00:11:26,616 --> 00:11:28,377
- Oh, you know,
I don't do that anymore.
261
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,897
I'm a preacher now.
262
00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,355
- You almost finished?
263
00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:44,565
If I miss Gunsmoke,
there's gonna be a problem.
264
00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:47,223
- Why can't you just DVR it
like I taught you?
265
00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:49,294
- Because I like
watching it live.
266
00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:52,850
- It hasn't been live
since 1975.
267
00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:56,577
[beeping]
268
00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:58,027
Oh, hell!
269
00:11:58,131 --> 00:11:59,546
- What'd you do?
270
00:11:59,649 --> 00:12:01,237
- I just set the alarm
and closed the door
271
00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:03,688
and left the code
in my jacket out in the hall.
272
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,759
- Well, call somebody
to come and get it for us.
273
00:12:05,863 --> 00:12:07,312
- Well, my cell
is in my jacket too.
274
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,624
Don't you have a cell phone?
275
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,005
- I don't carry
them damn things.
276
00:12:10,108 --> 00:12:12,904
They give you brain cancer.
277
00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:14,595
Use the office phone.
278
00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,805
- Well, I disconnected that
to hook up the alarm system.
279
00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:20,118
- So it's like a perfect storm
of stupidity.
280
00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:22,569
- Yeah.
281
00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:24,571
- So we can wait here
until the janitor comes
282
00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:26,780
at 5:00 in the morning
and tells us what the code is,
283
00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:29,472
or we can open the door
and it'll cost us $1,000.
284
00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:33,373
- See, if we were black ninjas,
we'd be out of this.
285
00:12:34,995 --> 00:12:36,617
- Ladies and gentlemen,
286
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:38,999
we have a very special treat
for you this evening.
287
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:44,073
Who wants to hear St. Louis'
very own Boyce The Voice?
288
00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:45,247
[cheers and applause]
289
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,145
That's what I'm talking about.
290
00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:48,906
Come on onto the stage,
Boyce.
291
00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:50,252
Come talk to the people.
292
00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:54,290
Ladies and gentlemen,
Boyce The Voice!
293
00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:57,328
Come on, give it up!
294
00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:01,746
Watch this.
295
00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:06,578
- Well, thank you.
Thank you so much, everybody.
296
00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:08,995
But...I didn't come here
to perform tonight.
297
00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:10,375
So God bless you.
Crowd: Aw.
298
00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:13,413
- God bless you.
[R&B music starts]
299
00:13:13,516 --> 00:13:17,762
♪ Oh, baby,
it's time to lock the door ♪
300
00:13:19,902 --> 00:13:23,733
♪ I wanna hear that clothing
hit the floor ♪
301
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,564
♪ Oh, oh, ooh
302
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,773
All: ♪ Ba, ba, ba,
ba, ba, ba ♪
303
00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:34,814
- ♪ I wanna have sex
witchoo ♪
304
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:38,748
All: ♪ I wanna have sex
witchoo ♪
305
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,199
[cheers]
306
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,650
- You're back.
307
00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:46,964
- 11:30. 5 1/2 hours
before the janitor shows up.
308
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:49,276
If he does show up.
309
00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:52,348
What if he never did?
310
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,074
What if no one ever came
to get us?
311
00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:57,112
What if I died
and you were starving?
312
00:13:57,215 --> 00:13:58,872
Would you eat me?
313
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:02,393
- Boy, shut up.
314
00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:03,946
- Nah, you probably
couldn't do it, mm-mm.
315
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,880
And even if you could,
you wouldn't like me...
316
00:14:06,984 --> 00:14:08,744
'cause I'm all muscle.
317
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,332
You know, no fat.
318
00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:12,541
Just look at that six-pack.
319
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,061
Yeah, my meat would be
tough and chewy.
320
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,338
And you,
on the other hand,
321
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:19,755
would be all
juicy and delicious.
322
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,276
You know,
aged meat is the best.
323
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,243
Say, Pop,
let me see your calves.
324
00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:27,383
- That's it!
I don't care!
325
00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,144
I'll pay the $1,000.
I'm outta here.
326
00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:33,079
[alarm blaring]
327
00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:35,702
- You look even more delicious
when you're angry.
328
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,400
- How's it going, Son?
329
00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:46,851
- Not good, Dad.
330
00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:49,302
You ever have any doubts
about being a minister?
331
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,959
- No, never once.
332
00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:52,443
I got the calling at 15.
333
00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:54,548
I stepped in that pulpit
and never looked back.
334
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:56,965
- See, that's it.
The calling.
335
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:58,587
See, I got the calling.
336
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,003
There wasn't nothing
like no burning bush
337
00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:04,248
or being struck by lightning
or conversation with God.
338
00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:06,698
It was just a feeling
I had in my gut
339
00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:08,769
that this is what I needed
to be doing.
340
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:12,325
- That's what the calling is,
Son--a feeling in the heart.
341
00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:13,636
- So, is that
what happened to you?
342
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:17,295
- No, I got struck
by lightning.
343
00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:21,334
- [scoffs] God wasn't
messing around with you then.
344
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,267
- He was not subtle.
345
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:24,993
You having doubts, Son?
346
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:27,547
- Well, I hate to say it,
but, yeah.
347
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:31,482
You know, I love the Lord,
but I love my music too.
348
00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:33,553
- It's okay to love both.
349
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:35,451
But only one can be your life.
350
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,591
- Hmm. I feel you.
351
00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:40,353
- By the way,
here's a check for $1,000.
352
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:41,941
- What's this for?
353
00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:44,564
- That's what it cost me to keep
from killing your brother.
354
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,532
- Stamps ain't worth $1,000.
355
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,744
- Hey, baby!
356
00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:54,436
I'm making you a nice
buttery-sweet
357
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:55,713
sticky bread pudding.
358
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,508
That always makes you
feel better.
359
00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:59,579
- Ah, it won't help.
- You don't want it?
360
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:04,377
- Oh, I want it.
It just won't help.
361
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,068
- I'm sorry I called Sweet.
362
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:08,346
I didn't know he was gonna
make things worse.
363
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,280
- Oh, it's not your fault.
364
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:12,868
It's not his fault.
365
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,697
I just started thinking
that...
366
00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:16,906
maybe I didn't do
the right thing.
367
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,219
You know, dropping everything
to become a preacher,
368
00:16:19,323 --> 00:16:22,084
uprooting my family
and starting all over again.
369
00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:25,812
- I'll admit,
I loved our life in Vegas.
370
00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:28,125
Big house,
indoor swimming pool,
371
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:31,818
fancy limos, expensive jewelry,
swanky parties--
372
00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:35,925
- You are coming around
to a point?
373
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:39,515
- My point is that
I miss all that stuff too.
374
00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:42,277
But life is more
than material things,
375
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,520
and you helped me see that.
376
00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:47,592
Now, I can't speak
to the authenticity
377
00:16:47,696 --> 00:16:49,284
of your calling,
378
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:51,458
but I can speak to
what I see.
379
00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:52,977
- Well, what do you see?
380
00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:56,946
- A man who's more content
than he's ever been before.
381
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,707
Now when you're up
on that stage,
382
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,122
don't get me wrong.
383
00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:02,814
You are a sexy so-and-so.
384
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:06,508
But in that pulpit,
babe, you shine.
385
00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:10,581
- You know, I don't know what's
gonna happen in church tomorrow.
386
00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:13,756
But there is one calling
I will never ever doubt
387
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,724
for as long as I live.
- What's that?
388
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,175
- The calling telling me
to marry you.
389
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:21,730
- [laughs] You only married me
for my sweet bread pudding.
390
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,077
- Oh, so that's
what you're calling it.
391
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:30,704
- So last week,
I gave an amazing sermon,
392
00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:32,292
which most of you can
attest to.
393
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:37,297
Come on, now.
Give it to me one more time.
394
00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:40,093
Now, you know,
after that,
395
00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:42,889
I became afraid
I couldn't top myself.
396
00:17:42,992 --> 00:17:44,649
And in my moment
of weakness,
397
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:48,239
I got a visit
from the devil.
398
00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:50,207
And not the kind of devil
that you're thinking about
399
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,381
with the pointy tail
and the pitchfork.
400
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:55,212
I ain't even talking about
the devil in the blue dress.
401
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:59,043
I'm talking about the devil
in the form of a good friend
402
00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:02,288
who brought temptation
with him.
403
00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:04,152
- What the hell?
404
00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:07,983
- Temptation can make you
check yourself
405
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,160
before you wrickity-wre-wre-
wreck yourself.
406
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,267
Yes, indeed.
407
00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:18,649
I was tempted.
I was tempted.
408
00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:21,548
But once I got beyond
my temptation,
409
00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:23,516
guess what I found.
- What'd you find?
410
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,138
- I find out who I really am.
411
00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:26,312
- Who are you?
412
00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:31,213
- And who I am
is the pastor of this church.
413
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:32,732
Can I get a amen?
414
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,527
Can I get a amen?
415
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,218
Can I get a high five?
416
00:18:36,322 --> 00:18:38,082
High five for the Lord!
417
00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:41,672
Somebody get around there.
Amen!
418
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,708
- B-Money.
419
00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:46,021
Hey, man, that was
one fine sermon up there.
420
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,024
I'm glad I had a hand
in writing it with you.
421
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,715
Hey, do we get royalties
on that?
422
00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:53,649
- You get those
in the afterlife.
423
00:18:53,753 --> 00:18:55,064
- Ha, no worries.
424
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,929
I already took mine
out the collection plate.
425
00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:00,932
Pray for me.
- I will.
426
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,385
- Well, you did it.
427
00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:07,698
- I did, didn't I?
428
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:09,389
That was better than last week,
wasn't it?
429
00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,046
- Yeah.
430
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,049
I didn't think you'd be able
to top yourself, but you did.
431
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,776
- Thank you, Daddy.
You know, that means a lot.
432
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:18,640
It was like a big weight
off my shoulders.
433
00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:23,023
- Good luck next week.
434
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:26,924
- For real?
435
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,961
How you gonna do me
like that, Daddy?
436
00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:33,827
- ♪ Oh, baby
437
00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,450
♪ You know, uh...
438
00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:39,074
♪ We've been together
a long time, and, uh, ♪
439
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,456
♪ We've been through
so many changes ♪
440
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:44,217
♪ Especially you
- ♪ Changes
441
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:46,737
- ♪ I love your beautiful
body and your hair ♪
442
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,188
♪ And your face
443
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,742
♪ And that thin
little hair ♪
444
00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:55,021
♪ Going down your arms,
but, uh ♪
445
00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:58,231
♪ I don't know what to say
about...your mustache ♪
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