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- THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED
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- THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED
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IN FRONT OF
A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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- BOYCE, ARE YOU ASLEEP?
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?
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- MM, I HAVE TO DO THE...
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BAPTISM AT THE HOSPITAL...
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WITH THE DEACON WEDDING
OLD LADY BISCUITS?
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- NO, SILLY.
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOYCEY BEAR.
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- GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE
SWEET LOLLI BIRTHDAY KISSES.
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all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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- JUST THINK,
THIS IS YOUR FIRST BIRTHDAY
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AS PASTORBALLENTINE.
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- AW.
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- SO, UH, LOLLI,
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GONNA JUMP
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OUT THE CAKE THIS YEAR
LIKE YOU DID LAST--
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[Boyce grunts]
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WHAT THREAD COUNT
ARE THESE SHEETS?
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- SO YOU GONNA WASTE
YOUR LIFE AWAY IN THIS BED?
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ANY MAN WORTH HIS SALT
IS UP BEFORE SUNRISE.
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- NOT TODAY.
I'M TAKING MY BIRTHDAY OFF.
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- A DAY OFF ALREADY?
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I WAS PASTOR OF THAT CHURCH
FOR OVER 30 YEARS.
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YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MANY DAYS
I TOOK OFF?
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all: NOT A ONE.
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- NOT A ONE.
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IN FACT, MY APPENDIX BURST.
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THEY STITCHED ME UP AND I WAS
BACK IN THE PULPIT THAT NIGHT.
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- YEAH, THAT IV BAG
WASN'T DISTRACTING AT ALL.
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LOOK, I JUST WANNA CELEBRATE
MY BIRTHDAY ON MY COUCH,
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A FEW BALLGAMES,
COUPLE OF BEERS.
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JUST ME AND MY LOLLI.
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HA, I MIGHT NOT EVEN
PUT ON PANTS TODAY.
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- YOU AREN'T WEARING
ANY PANTS?
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- I DON'T EVER
WEAR PANTS TO BED.
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- EW.
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- I KNEW THAT'D GET 'EM
OUT OF HERE.
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[soul music]
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♪
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- ♪ HEY
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- ♪ THE SOUL MAN
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- ALL RIGHT,
SO EVERYBODY KNOWS THE PLAN.
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BOYCE AND I ARE GONNA
SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER,
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AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GO
TO THE CHURCH
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AND GET IT READY
FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY.
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NOW I TOLD HIM WE HAVE
DINNER RESERVATIONS FOR 6:00.
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BUT I'M GONNA MAKE UP
SOME REASON
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TO STOP BY THE CHURCH,
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AND YOU ALL WILL JUMP OUT
AND SURPRISE HIM.
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IT'S GONNA BE WONDERFUL!
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- YEAH, BUT DAD SAID
HE DIDN'T WANT A PARTY.
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- WELL, THAT'S NOT REALLY
WHAT HE MEANS.
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YOUR DADDY LOVES THE PARTIES
I THROW FOR HIM.
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- KEEP IN MIND
WE'RE THROWING A PARTY
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FOR PASTOR BALLENTINE,
NOT "BOYCE THE VOICE."
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- COME ON, NOW,
BOYCE LOVES A BIG BLOWOUT.
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REMEMBER THE TIME WE PARTIED
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WITH BEYONCE AND JAY-Z
ON THEIR YACHT?
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- AND THE TIME I RENTED OUT
THE TOP FLOOR OF THE BELLAGIO.
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THANK YOU.
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NOT TO MENTION THE TIME YOUR
DADDY WAS A CHIPPENDALES DANCER.
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OH!
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OOH, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE.
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I THINK HE'S COMING.
SHOO SHOO SHOO.
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YOU GUYS, GO.
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REMEMBER, IT'S A SURPRISE!
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[gasp] MY BIRTHDAY BOY IS UP!
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WHOSE BIRTHDAY?
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- [snaps] MY BIRTHDAY.
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- I SAID...WHOSE BIRTHDAY?
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- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
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- BABE, EVER SINCE WE MOVED HERE
AND YOU BECAME A PASTOR,
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ALL YOU DO IS GIVE, GIVE,
GIVE, GIVE, GIVE.
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ANYTIME SOMEBODY CALLS
WITH A PROBLEM,
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YOU DROP EVERYTHING
AND YOU GIVE.
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- I'M A GIVER.
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- TODAY, YOU'RE NOT.
TODAY, YOU'RE A RECEIVER.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO
ANYTHING BUT RECEIVE.
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- MM, I LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.
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CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS?
- NO GIVING.
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YOU CAN TAKEA KISS.
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OKAY, SIT DOWN,
KICK BACK, RELAX.
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TODAY,
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
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- WELL, I WISH
I HAD THE REMOTE.
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OKAY.
HEY.
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YEAH, SEE, THIS IS HOW
I LIKE MY BIRTHDAY.
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NO BIG DEAL,
JUST CHILLIN'.
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[doorbell]
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OH, I'LL GET IT.
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NO, I WON'T.
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SEE WHAT I JUST DID?
YOU SEE?
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- ATTA BOY.
- I CHILLED OUT.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S PROBABLY SOMEBODY
FROM THE CHURCH.
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I'M GOING TO TELL THEM
YOU'RE NOT A PASTOR TODAY.
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TODAY,
YOU'RE JUST MY HUSBAND.
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- GUESS WHO!
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- IT'S YOUR OLD NEIGHBORS
FROM VEGAS!
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AHH!
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- LOOK, BABY,
IT'S ROBYN AND PAUL.
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- HEY, IT'S ROBYN AND PAUL!
WHAT Y'ALL DOING HERE?
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- WELL, WE THOUGHT
WE'D CALL FIRST,
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BUT THEN WE THOUGHT
IT'D BE MORE FUN
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IF WE JUST DROPPED BY
OUT OF THE BLUE.
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- ALL THE WAY FROM VEGAS?
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- YEAH.
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WELL, ME AND THE OLD LADY
DECIDED TO RENT A WINNEBAGO
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AND HIT THE ROAD.
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HAVE AN ADVENTURE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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ZOOM ZOOM!
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- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
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"ZOOM ZOOM."
IN A WINNEBAGO.
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- [nervous laughter]
HONEY...
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WE ALWAYS WANTED TO TAKE
A TRIP IN A WINNEBAGO.
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- NO, THAT WAS YOU SAYING
WE WANTED TO TAKE A TRIP
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IN A WINNEBAGO.
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I WANTED TO TAKE A TRIP
TO CLUB MED.
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- ROBYN, DON'T START!
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- DID YOU GUYS KNOW TODAY
IS BOYCE'S BIRTHDAY?
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- SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
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IT AIN'T YOUR BIRTHDAY.
- YES, IT IS.
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- SHUT UP!
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WE WERE JUST GONNA STOP BY
AND SAY HI.
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BUT SINCE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
HONEY, GO GET OUR BAGS!
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- I TELL YOU, WE REALLY MISS
LIVING NEXT DOOR TO Y'ALL.
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THE NEW NEIGHBORS GET
ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE
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WHEN YOU HOP OVER THE WALL
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AND GO SKINNY DIPPING
IN THEIR POOL.
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WE NEVER HAD TO ASK YOU.
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- YEAH, I GOTTA SAY,
WE REALLYMISS THAT.
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- UH, HONEY,
WOULD YOU RUN THOSE UPSTAIRS?
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- WHY DO I HAVE TO TAKE
THIS STUFF UPSTAIRS?
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- BECAUSE I DID
ALL THE DRIVING.
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- I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO COME
ON THIS TRIP.
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- FINE, FINE.
I WILL HELP YOU.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE WANTS TO START
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AN ARGUMENT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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- I'M NOT STARTING AN ARGUMENT.
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YOU STARTED THE ARGUMENT
IN KANSAS--
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- WOULD YOU BE QUIET?
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- IS THERE ANY WAY
WE CAN GO BACK IN TIME
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AND JUST NOT ANSWER THE DOOR?
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- THE PASTOR'S BIRTHDAY
IS AN IMPORTANT DAY
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FOR THE CONGREGATION.
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IT'S A SOLEMN DAY WHERE WE HONOR
THE LEADER OF OUR CHURCH
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IN A DIGNIFIED MANNER.
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- HEY, UNCLE S, WHERE DO YOU
WANT THE DISCO BALL?
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- UH, RIGHT OVER THE PULPIT.
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- THIS IS A CHURCH,
NOT A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB.
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NOT THAT I'VE EVER
BEEN TO ONE.
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- SO I CHOREOGRAPHED A DANCE
IN MY INTERPRETIVE DANCE CLASS
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AS A GIFT TO MY DAD.
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DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
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- I THINK THAT'S
A WONDERFUL IDEA, CHILD.
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WE'D LOVE TO.
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- THE NAME OF THIS DANCE
IS CALLED..."THE BIRTH."
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[tribal music plays]
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♪
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- WHAT IN THE HOLY GRAIL--
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- THIS IS HARDER TO WATCH
THAN AN ACTUAL BIRTH.
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- [laughing] SHUT UP!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GREW UP IN ST. LOUIS
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AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
TO THE ST. LOUIS ARCH.
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WELL, WE'RE GONNA
TAKE A RIDE UP TO THE TOP
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OF THAT SUCKER AND SPIT
IN THE MISSISSIPPI.
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- I'M NOT REALLY A SPITTER.
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- PAUL, THEY DON'T WANT
TO DO TOURISTY THINGS.
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IT'S BOYCE'S BIRTHDAY.
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- YOU SEE WHAT SHE DOES?
SHE'S A FUN KILLER.
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BEEN THAT WAY
THE WHOLE TRIP.
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YOU WANT TO GO TO THE ARCH
WITH ME, DON'T YOU, BOYCE?
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IT'S MY GIFT TO YOU
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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- WELL, I--
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- YOU SEE?
BOYCE WANTS TO.
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- YOU SEE THAT, DON'T YOU?
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SEE THE WAY HE TALKS TO ME?
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HE RUNS ME DOWN
IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS.
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- YEAH, HE COULD SHOW YOU
A LITTLE MORE RESPECT.
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- OH, THAT'S RICH
COMING FROM YOU.
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- WHAT?
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- YOUR MAN AIN'T ALL THAT,
EITHER.
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- I WAS TRYING
TO BACK YOU UP, GIRL.
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- WHO ASKED YOU?
- YOU DID!
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CAN I SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN
FOR A MINUTE, BIRTHDAY BOY?
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[Robyn whimpering]
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- WHAT DID SHE SAY TO YOU?
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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- YOU KNOW,
I KNEW THEY WERE ANNOYING
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WHEN WE LIVED
NEXT DOOR TO THEM,
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BUT I DON'T REMEMBER THEM
BEING THIS ANNOYING.
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- THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE
ON THE ROAD HALF THE YEAR.
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I USED TO PARK MY CAR
DOWN THE STREET
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SO THEY WOULDN'T KNOW
I WAS HOME.
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- STILL, BABE, I MEAN,
THEY DROVE ALL THIS WAY.
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WE CAN'T
JUST KICK THEM OUT.
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- WHY NOT?
I'LL DO IT.
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- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
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YOU SAID I COULD DO
WHAT I WANT TO DO, SO--
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- OH, SO YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
THE BIRTHDAY CARD, ARE YOU?
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- I'M PLAYING IT.
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I MEAN, 'CAUSE...
♪ WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT?
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- WE'RE DONE WITH THAT.
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- WELL, I'LL BET YOU
WE'RE THE FIRST PEOPLE
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TO EVER GET KICKED OUT
THE ST. LOUIS ARCH.
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- IT WAS PAUL'S FAULT.
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- THAT WAS A FAT BABY.
WE WERE ALL THINKING IT.
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- ANYWAY, I'M SORRY
YOU GUYS GOTTA BE ON YOUR WAY.
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- WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
WE'RE BUSHED.
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- CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE, BOYCE...
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IN THE KITCHEN?
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- THEY SURE DO
GO TO THE KITCHEN A LOT.
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- BABE, I WANT 'EM
OUT OF MY HOUSE.
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- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I MEAN, I'VE DONE MY DUTY.
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THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET
ON MY LAST NERVE ANYWAY.
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- WELL, WHAT PUSHED YOU
OVER THE EDGE?
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- WHEN WE STOPPED
AT THE DUMP STATION
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TO GET RID OF THE SEWAGE
ON THE WINNEBAGO.
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I DON'T EVER WANT
TO DO THAT AGAIN.
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HEY, UH, PAUL.
- HMM?
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- WHERE'S ROBYN?
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- OH, SHE'S UPSTAIRS
FRESHENING UP.
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THAT WOMAN SWEATS LIKE CRAZY.
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- HEY, LISTEN.
PAUL.
224
00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:41,882
YOU KNOW, I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU GUYS STOPPING BY,
225
00:10:41,986 --> 00:10:43,643
BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
226
00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:45,403
AND MY WIFE SAID
227
00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:47,163
I CAN DO ANYTHING
THAT I WANNA DO.
228
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,544
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
229
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,478
I GOTTA DO WHATEVER
SHE WANTS ME TO DO.
230
00:10:51,581 --> 00:10:53,100
YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?
231
00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:55,171
- YEAH, YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.
232
00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,690
YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE
OF YOUR LADY.
233
00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:59,417
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
234
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:03,317
THAT'S ALL
I WAS TRYING TO DO.
235
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:09,151
- PAUL?
236
00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:13,465
PAUL, YOU OKAY?
237
00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:16,917
ARE YOU CRYING?
238
00:11:17,021 --> 00:11:19,955
- [high-pitched yelp]
239
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:29,240
I...DON'T...KNOW...
IF...YOU NOTICED THIS, BUT...
240
00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:32,830
THINGS AREN'T REALLY GOING WELL
BETWEEN ME AND ROBYN ANYMORE.
241
00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:38,007
- REALLY?
YOU GUYS SEEM SO HAPPY.
242
00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:40,078
- I'M JUST TRYING SO HARD.
243
00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:42,149
I GOT THE WINNEBAGO
AND I TOOK THIS TRIP,
244
00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:44,358
TRYING TO SAVE
OUR RELATIONSHIP.
245
00:11:44,462 --> 00:11:46,395
BUT ALL SHE DOES
IS BITCH AND MOAN
246
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,777
AND I JUST KEPT DRIVING.
247
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,470
I GOTTA FACE THE FACTS, B.
THINGS ARE OVER BETWEEN US.
248
00:11:52,573 --> 00:11:55,024
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
PAUL, PAUL.
249
00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:56,232
WAIT A MINUTE.
250
00:11:56,336 --> 00:11:57,889
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER
LIKE 20 YEARS.
251
00:11:57,993 --> 00:11:59,891
YOU CAN'T JUST THROW
THAT AWAY.
252
00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:02,860
WHERE LOVE ONCE GREW,
IT'LL BLOOM AGAIN.
253
00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:04,862
- SO YOU'RE WILLING
TO HELP US OUT?
254
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,727
- WELL...YEAH, SURE.
255
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,354
- YOU REALLY ARE
A GOOD PASTOR, B.
256
00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:16,321
LET ME GET ROBYN DOWN HERE.
257
00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:18,185
WE'RE GONNA
TALK THIS THROUGH...
258
00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:21,913
EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT.
259
00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:24,847
ROBYN!
260
00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:28,506
ROBYN!
261
00:12:28,609 --> 00:12:31,267
- YOU KNOW, LORD, YOU'VE MADE
SOME AMAZING PEOPLE.
262
00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:32,544
BUT, UH...
263
00:12:32,648 --> 00:12:36,203
THESE TWO--
NOT YOUR BEST WORK.
264
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,692
[singsong] LOLLIPOP...
265
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,591
- THEY'RE NOT GONE,
ARE THEY?
266
00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:46,075
- NO.
267
00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:47,663
BUT THEY NEED MY COUNSEL.
268
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,527
THEIR RELATIONSHIP
IS FALLING APART
269
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,701
AND I CAN'T JUST
TURN THEM AWAY.
270
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,601
- I UNDERSTAND.
I'LL TURN 'EM AWAY.
271
00:12:54,704 --> 00:12:56,810
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, BABE.
272
00:12:56,914 --> 00:12:59,157
LOOK, THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS,
ALL RIGHT?
273
00:12:59,261 --> 00:13:00,503
WE GOTTA HELP THESE PEOPLE.
274
00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:03,748
- BUT I GOTTA GET YOU OUT TO...
DINNER BY 6:00.
275
00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:07,441
- WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT,
PAUL AND ROBYN OR DINNER?
276
00:13:07,545 --> 00:13:10,859
- DO YOU REALLY WANT ME
TO ANSWER THAT?
277
00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:12,964
YOU'RE SOUNDING
LIKE A PASTOR AGAIN.
278
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:15,173
YOU CAN'T SAVE
THE WHOLE WORLD.
279
00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:16,761
YOU GOTTA HAVE TIME FOR YOU.
280
00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:19,591
WHERE DOES THE PASTOR END
AND THE MAN BEGIN?
281
00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:22,318
- BABE, THEY'RE
ONE AND THE SAME.
282
00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:24,700
I MEAN,
COULD AN OFF-DUTY COP
283
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,909
STAND BY AND WATCH A CRIME
BEING COMMITTED?
284
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:29,739
OR COULD YOU TAKE A DAY OFF
FROM BEING A MOTHER?
285
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:34,710
- AW, BABE, WHY DO YOU GOTTA BE
SO DAMN POETIC?
286
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,196
- [deep voice]
I'M THE POETIC PASTOR.
287
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,578
IT'S WHAT I DO, BABY.
288
00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:43,857
- WELL, I'VE GOT
A LITTLE POEM FOR YOU.
289
00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:45,272
[clears throat]
290
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:48,344
GET THOSE ANNOYING PEOPLE
OUT OF MY DAMN HOUSE!
291
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:53,487
- THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME.
292
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:56,145
- I CAN'T DECIDE
IF WE SHOULD OPEN THE PARTY
293
00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:58,182
WITH A MIGHTY FORTRESS
IS OUR GOD
294
00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:03,256
OR THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.
295
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:04,844
WHAT DO YOU THINK, STAMPS?
296
00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:07,363
- I THINK THE PARTY'S
JUST ABOUT TO GET STARTED.
297
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:08,606
COME ON IN, GIRLS.
298
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,539
WE DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME TO REHEARSE,
299
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,128
BUT YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
YES, YOU DO.
300
00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:14,681
- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING, BOY?
301
00:14:14,784 --> 00:14:16,614
- I'M MAKING THIS A PARTY,
NOT A FUNERAL.
302
00:14:16,717 --> 00:14:19,306
- LADIES, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
YOU'RE IN THE CHURCH.
303
00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,032
- DADDY, COME ON!
THEY'RE WEARING HATS!
304
00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:24,173
- SO AFTER THE CHOIR SINGS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
305
00:14:24,277 --> 00:14:25,623
I'LL GO INTO MY DANCE.
306
00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:27,763
- I WAS THINKING
WE WOULD SAVE THAT
307
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,661
FOR EVEN LATER IN THE PARTY.
308
00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:31,353
LIKE TOWARDS THE END.
309
00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:34,356
- AFTER PEOPLE LEAVE.
310
00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:35,805
- YOU DON'T LIKE MY DANCE?
311
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:39,844
- WE LIKE IT, HONEY.
- OH, THANK YOU, GRANDPA.
312
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:45,470
- I TOLD HIM NOT TO SEND HER
TO PRIVATE SCHOOL.
313
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:46,851
[phone rings]
314
00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:48,232
- OH.
315
00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:51,960
THIS IS CHURCH MOUSE HERE.
HAS THE EAGLE LEFT THE NEST?
316
00:14:52,063 --> 00:14:54,686
HAS THE MISSILE
LEFT THE SILO?
317
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:57,793
- WOULD YOU STOP
WITH YOUR STUPID CODE?
318
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,381
I GOT A BIG PROBLEM HERE.
319
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:02,142
I CAN'T GET BOYCE TO LEAVE
AND COME OVER TO THE CHURCH.
320
00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:05,111
- ROGER THAT.
321
00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:07,665
MAMA BEAR CAN'T GET PAPA BEAR
TO LEAVE HIS PORRIDGE.
322
00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:09,149
SO CHURCH MOUSE THINKS
WE SHOULD BRING THIS PARTY
323
00:15:09,253 --> 00:15:13,153
TO PAPA BEAR'S COTTAGE.
324
00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:14,706
- I'M GETTING WORRIED.
325
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:18,814
I'M STARTING
TO UNDERSTAND HIM.
326
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,197
- LOOK, MAYBE THE REAL ISSUE
HERE IS COMMUNICATION.
327
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,026
TO KEEP A RELATIONSHIP
ALIVE,
328
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,891
YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS BE
CHECKING IN WITH EACH OTHER.
329
00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,651
REALLY HEAR YOUR PARTNER.
330
00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:32,000
- NO, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S IT.
331
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,933
- I THINK BOYCE IS RIGHT.
332
00:15:34,036 --> 00:15:35,555
HE'S BEEN MY BOYFRIEND
FOR 20 YEARS
333
00:15:35,658 --> 00:15:37,350
AND WE JUST DON'T HEAR
EACH OTHER.
334
00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:39,697
- WAIT A MINUTE,
YOU TWO NEVER GOT MARRIED?
335
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,423
- ROBYN NEVER WANTED TO.
336
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,149
- I NEVER WANTED TO?
YOUNEVER WANTED TO.
337
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,392
- NO, I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME
AND YOU SAID NO.
338
00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:46,842
- THAT WAS 18 YEARS AGO.
339
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,671
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
TO ASK AGAIN.
340
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:50,639
- WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO KNOW THAT?
341
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,366
Robyn and Lolli: ASK!
342
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,609
- ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
343
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,094
SEE, THIS IS WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT--
344
00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:59,096
LACK OF COMMUNICATION.
345
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:01,926
THIS A BIG ISSUE AND YOU GUYS
AREN'T EVEN DISCUSSING IT.
346
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,859
- WELL, HELL,
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
347
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,723
- OF COURSE I DO!
348
00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:09,002
- YOU DO?
YOU'D MARRY ME?
349
00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:11,971
- OH, HONEY, I'D MARRY YOU
IN A HEARTBEAT.
350
00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:15,181
I LOVE YOU.
351
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,873
both: BABY.
352
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:26,399
- I'M GOOD AT THIS, RIGHT?
353
00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:27,848
OKAY, MAYBE TOO GOOD.
354
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:29,022
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
355
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:30,610
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
356
00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:32,301
LOOK, ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
WE'LL SET A DATE.
357
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:33,889
I'LL COME TO VEGAS
AND MARRY YOU.
358
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,408
- OH, WHY WAIT?
359
00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:37,755
LET'S GO TO THE CHURCH NOW
AND GET THESE TWO MARRIED.
360
00:16:37,858 --> 00:16:40,723
- YEAH!
- LET'S DO IT.
361
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,277
- BABE, I THOUGHT
WE HAD DINNER AT 6:00?
362
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:46,039
- UH, WHAT WAS THAT THING
YOU SAID ABOUT THE OFF-DUTY COP
363
00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:51,631
NOT BEING ABLE TO STOP
BEING A MAMA?
364
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,805
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
365
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:57,292
- Y'ALL ARE ABOUT TO WALK BACK
INTO THE KITCHEN, AREN'T YOU?
366
00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:03,056
- OKAY, WE'RE HERE!
367
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,094
UH, WE'RE HERE!
368
00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:07,405
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
369
00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:09,235
- STAMPS,
YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.
370
00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:10,581
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
371
00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:12,997
- WERE YOU TRYING TO THROW ME
A SURPRISE PARTY?
372
00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:14,343
I TOLD YOU
I DIDN'T WANT ONE.
373
00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:17,139
- AW, BABE,
I KNOW YOU SAID THAT,
374
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:19,245
BUT I KNEW
YOU REALLY DID WANT ONE.
375
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:20,832
SURPRISE!
376
00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:23,663
- NO, I REALLY DIDN'T.
- REALLY?
377
00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:24,871
- REALLY.
378
00:17:24,974 --> 00:17:27,977
- YOU TWO NEED
TO COMMUNICATE MORE.
379
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:31,015
- LOLLI, WILL YOU BE
MY MAID OF HONOR?
380
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,879
- I'D LOVE TO.
- HMM.
381
00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:37,090
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.
382
00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:41,370
OKAY, HERE.
383
00:17:41,474 --> 00:17:43,890
LET'S SEE, FUNERALS...
384
00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:46,272
BAPTISM...
COMMUNION...
385
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,101
EXORCISM.
386
00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:51,242
[laughs] I'M JUST KIDDING.
387
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:53,796
WEDDING. HERE IT IS.
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THIS ONE.
388
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:57,800
"DEARLY BELOVED,
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
389
00:17:57,904 --> 00:17:59,354
"IN THE SIGHT OF GOD
390
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:03,220
TO JOIN THIS COUPLE
IN HOLY MATRIMONY."
391
00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:04,669
ROBYN...
392
00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:13,333
all: SURPRISE!
393
00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:16,060
- NO, NO.
IT'S FALSE ALARM.
394
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:18,235
IT WAS JUST THE U.P.S. GUY.
395
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:20,996
[tribal music]
396
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,655
SOMEBODY STOP THAT CHILD
BEFORE SHE HURTS HERSELF.
397
00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:32,214
- WELL,
I GOTTA THANK YOU, BOYCE.
398
00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:34,078
I CAME HERE THINKING
I WAS GOING TO LOSE ROBYN,
399
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:36,391
AND NOW I HAVE HER
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
400
00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:39,601
- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
401
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,223
- WELL, WE HATE TO RUSH OFF,
402
00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:43,052
BUT WE GOT A HONEYMOON
TO GET TO.
403
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:46,263
- OH, WE WERE JUST STARTING
TO HAVE FUN.
404
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,127
- YEAH, YOU TEASERS.
405
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,921
YOU COME IN,
GIVE US A LITTLE TASTE
406
00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:51,130
AND THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GO.
407
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:54,098
OKAY, NOW.
WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
408
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:56,307
- BYE.
- BYE.
409
00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:59,138
SEE YA!
410
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:02,486
I THOUGHT
THEY'D NEVER LEAVE!
411
00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:06,766
OH, BABE, SORRY
YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS SUCH A BUST.
412
00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:09,596
- WELL, BABE,
THIS MAY SOUND WEIRD,
413
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,151
BUT I ENJOYED IT.
414
00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:14,360
I'M SORRY,
BUT I LIKE HELPING PEOPLE.
415
00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:15,844
EVEN ANNOYING PEOPLE.
416
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:20,849
- WELL, YOU SURE HELPED THEM,
AND THEY SURE ENOUGH ANNOYING.
417
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,300
- WELL, NOW LOOK AT ME.
HERE ALONE WITH YOU.
418
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:24,956
WHICH IS ALL I WANTED
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
419
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,614
- OOH.
420
00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:32,274
- OHH!
421
00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:34,483
WE COULDN'T JUST
LEAVE YOU LIKE THAT.
422
00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:37,106
- YOU SOUNDED
SO DISAPPOINTED.
423
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,316
- WE THOUGHT WE'D GIVE YOU
SOME MORE PAUL AND ROBYN ACTION.
424
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,904
- MM-HMM, BUT WE CAN ONLY
STAY A COUPLE DAYS.
425
00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:44,804
- ALL RIGHT,
WHO WANTS TO GO BOWLING?
426
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:50,706
- RIGHT HERE.
427
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:54,503
THIS IS WHERE THE PREACHER ENDS
AND THE MAN BEGINS.
428
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:57,748
HEY, PAUL,
LET ME HOLLA AT YOU.
429
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:06,722
- ♪ MAKE YOUR FEET
MOVE AROUND ♪
430
00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:10,761
♪ LET YOUR HAIR
HANG ON DOWN ♪
431
00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:13,039
♪ A-GET LOOSE TONIGHT
432
00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:15,041
♪ YEAH, HA,
COME ON, Y'ALL ♪
433
00:20:15,144 --> 00:20:17,008
♪ GET LOOSE TONIGHT
434
00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:18,527
♪ WORK IT OUT, GIRL
435
00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,736
♪ BOOGIE, BOOGIE, BOOGIE,
BOOGIE, BOOGIE, BOOGIE, WOOGIE ♪
436
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,772
[laughing]
437
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,981
WHAT THE [bleep] WAS THAT?
438
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:25,948
WHO BOOGIE-WOOGIE-WOOGIED
IN MY SONG?
439
00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:28,054
HA HA!
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