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I MEAN, IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, 6 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:15,325 BUT YOU KNOW ME, I'M FLEXIBLE. 7 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,637 - KEEP YOUR PANTS ON. 8 00:00:16,671 --> 00:00:19,605 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR MUSIC VIDEO ON VH1. 9 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,951 OH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART. 10 00:00:20,986 --> 00:00:24,334 - ♪ OH, BABY, IT'S TIME TO LOCK THE DOOR ♪ 11 00:00:24,369 --> 00:00:27,027 - ♪ [whispering] LOCK THE DOOR ♪ 12 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:30,961 - ♪ I WANT TO HEAR THAT CLOTHING HIT THE FLOOR ♪ 13 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:33,723 both: ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH 14 00:00:33,757 --> 00:00:36,105 ♪ BAH-BAH-BAH, BAH-BAH-BAH 15 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:39,487 - OHH, I MARRIED THAT MAN. 16 00:00:39,522 --> 00:00:43,250 - GIRL, YOU KNOW YOU JUST LOVE ME FOR MY JHERI CURL. 17 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:49,704 - YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH, 18 00:00:49,739 --> 00:00:52,431 AND I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. 19 00:00:52,466 --> 00:00:53,570 [sighs] - [grunts] 20 00:00:53,605 --> 00:00:55,779 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, LYRIC? 21 00:00:55,814 --> 00:00:58,644 - WELL, HERE'S MY LEARNER'S PERMIT THAT I JUST GOT, 22 00:00:58,679 --> 00:01:01,337 AND HERE IS A PICTURE OF THE CAR THAT I WANT. 23 00:01:01,371 --> 00:01:03,166 - OH, REALLY? 24 00:01:03,201 --> 00:01:04,926 - PLEASE, DON'T SAY NO. PLEASE. 25 00:01:04,961 --> 00:01:07,412 - OH, WE WOULDN'T SAY NO. 26 00:01:07,446 --> 00:01:10,346 both: HELL, NO. 27 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:12,693 - FINE. WILL SOMEONE AT LEAST TAKE ME DRIVING? 28 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:14,004 I NEED THE PRACTICE. 29 00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:15,351 - I'LL GO WITH YOU. 30 00:01:15,385 --> 00:01:17,007 - YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO GET IN THE CAR WITH HER? 31 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:18,940 - BRO, I'M IN YOUR CAR. 32 00:01:18,975 --> 00:01:21,391 IF SOMETHING HAPPENS, I'M ON YOUR INSURANCE. 33 00:01:21,426 --> 00:01:24,014 - LET'S ROLL, SMALL FRY. 34 00:01:25,499 --> 00:01:26,741 - HEY, 35 00:01:26,776 --> 00:01:29,330 NOW THAT THE HOUSE IS EMPTY, 36 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:30,780 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 37 00:01:30,814 --> 00:01:34,508 - OOH, UH, PASTOR VALENTINE, ARE YOU GETTING FRESH WITH ME? 38 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:37,545 - MMM, [laughs] NOT FRESH, FREAKY. 39 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,685 - [squeals and laughs] - [laughs] 40 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,101 - I'M-A GET THE WHIPPED CREAM. 41 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:44,207 - OOH! 42 00:01:45,588 --> 00:01:48,349 - [humming] YEAH. 43 00:01:48,384 --> 00:01:50,351 [laughs] 44 00:01:53,043 --> 00:01:58,221 NOW, GOD, YOU GON' HEAR YOUR NAME QUITE A BIT. 45 00:01:58,256 --> 00:02:01,569 WE NOT ASKING FOR HELP, WE JUST SAYIN', "THANK YOU." 46 00:02:06,091 --> 00:02:10,889 - DADDY, WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE? 47 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,546 - WHAT YOU DOIN', GOIN' UPSTAIRS 48 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:14,927 WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND A SPATULA? 49 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:17,516 - YOU REALLY WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT? 50 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:20,381 - NO, I DON'T THINK I DO. 51 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:21,900 I'M GONNA FIX THE TOILET. 52 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,729 - YOU FIXED THE TOILET LAST WEEK, 53 00:02:23,764 --> 00:02:28,493 ALONG WITH THE WASHER, THE FRIDGE, AND A SNOW GLOBE. 54 00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:31,220 - THE SNOW HAD ALL TURNED GRIMY. I REPLACED IT. 55 00:02:31,254 --> 00:02:33,636 NOW IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WINTER WONDERLAND. 56 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:36,432 - DADDY, WHY DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT FIXING THINGS, 57 00:02:36,466 --> 00:02:38,123 AND GET OUT THERE AND ENJOY YOURSELF? 58 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,297 - AND DO WHAT? 59 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:41,230 - I DON'T KNOW, WHEN YOU RETIRED, 60 00:02:41,264 --> 00:02:43,611 THERE WAS A LOT OF THINGS YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO DO. 61 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:44,785 LIKE GO FISHING. 62 00:02:44,819 --> 00:02:48,513 - I CAN BUY A FISH. 63 00:02:48,547 --> 00:02:50,308 - OKAY, WHAT ABOUT GO TO THE MOVIES? 64 00:02:50,342 --> 00:02:54,139 - MOVIES ARE THE NUMBER ONE PLACE TO CATCH HEAD LICE. 65 00:02:55,658 --> 00:02:56,969 - DADDY, YOU BALD-HEADED. 66 00:02:57,004 --> 00:02:59,800 THE LICE AIN'T GON' HAVE NOTHING TO HANG ONTO. 67 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:02,216 - SON, THAT STUFF DON'T INTEREST ME. 68 00:03:02,251 --> 00:03:03,459 NOW, I'M GONNA GO IN HERE AND CLEAN OUT 69 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:04,943 THE LINT BASKET IN YOUR DRYER. 70 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:07,739 FOR SOME REASON, YOUR FAMILY PRODUCES MORE LINT THAN MOST. 71 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,916 - BOYCE, WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG? 72 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:17,127 YOU KNOW I CAN'T HOLD THAT POSITION FOREVER. 73 00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:19,992 - BABY, IT'S DAD. HE'S OVER HERE AGAIN. 74 00:03:20,027 --> 00:03:22,374 YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE HE RETIRED FROM THE CHURCH, 75 00:03:22,409 --> 00:03:23,927 HE HAS NOTHING TO DO. 76 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:25,584 YOU KNOW, THE MINISTRY GAVE HIM PURPOSE. 77 00:03:25,619 --> 00:03:27,241 NOW HE SEEMS KIND OF LOST. 78 00:03:27,276 --> 00:03:30,140 - PURPOSE MY LEFT FOOT. ALL YOUR DADDY NEEDS 79 00:03:30,175 --> 00:03:34,662 IS A GOOD WOMAN AND A LITTLE, BLUE PILL. 80 00:03:34,697 --> 00:03:38,218 LACK OF BOOTY MAKES YOU MOODY. 81 00:03:39,529 --> 00:03:42,256 - LOOK, I THINK I CAN FIX THIS, OKAY? HERE, HOLD ON. 82 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:44,362 DADDY? 83 00:03:44,396 --> 00:03:46,364 DADDY, COME ON OUT. 84 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,159 - YEAH? 85 00:03:49,194 --> 00:03:51,748 - YOU KNOW, DAD, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 86 00:03:51,783 --> 00:03:54,993 SINCE I'M NEW TO THE MINISTRY, I COULD SURE USE YOUR HELP 87 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,892 AROUND THE CHURCH. WHAT WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT 88 00:03:57,927 --> 00:04:01,551 BECOMING MY, UM, SENIOR ADVISOR? 89 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:03,070 - [laughs] 90 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:06,453 YOU KNOW, SON, I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED. 91 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:08,144 I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, 92 00:04:08,178 --> 00:04:11,354 BUT I NOTICED YOU'RE DOING A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS WRONG. 93 00:04:15,565 --> 00:04:20,190 WELL, I'LL BE INTERESTED IN HEARING ALL ABOUT IT. 94 00:04:20,225 --> 00:04:22,676 - I'LL BE THERE AT 7:00 IN THE MORNING TO GET STARTED. 95 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:24,333 - NO, I--I DON'T GET IN TILL 9:00. 96 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:28,026 - I'D ADVISE YOU TO GET IN AT 7:00. 97 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,994 [funk music] 98 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:39,037 ♪ 99 00:04:41,039 --> 00:04:43,593 - ♪ YEA-EAH! 100 00:04:43,628 --> 00:04:48,011 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN♪ 101 00:04:48,046 --> 00:04:50,945 - NEXT ITEM ON THE LIST: CHURCH HATS. 102 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,844 - HMM. - SEVERAL PARISHIONERS 103 00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:55,640 HAVE COMPLAINED, THE HATS ARE TOO BIG. 104 00:04:55,674 --> 00:04:57,193 - MMM. 105 00:04:57,227 --> 00:05:00,265 - THEY CAN'T SEE THE PULPIT. 106 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,129 - WELL, THAT SEEMS SIMPLE. 107 00:05:02,163 --> 00:05:05,581 WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK THE LADIES NOT TO WEAR BIG HATS TO CHURCH? 108 00:05:05,615 --> 00:05:07,203 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - OH. 109 00:05:07,237 --> 00:05:10,448 - YOU CAN'T PUNISH THESE LADIES FOR WEARING BIG HATS. 110 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:12,622 [mumbles of agreement] - THE HATS ARE A TRADITION. 111 00:05:12,657 --> 00:05:14,831 THE ACT OF COVERING YOUR HEAD DURING WORSHIP 112 00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:16,108 IS ROOTED IN SCRIPTURE. 113 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:17,282 [overlapping agreement] 114 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,285 - OKAY, OKAY. SO WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK 115 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,391 THE LADIES WITH THE BIGGEST HATS TO SIT IN THE BACK? 116 00:05:22,425 --> 00:05:25,428 [overlapping disagreement] - WELL, WHY DON'T WE ASK THEM 117 00:05:25,463 --> 00:05:29,087 TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE BUS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT? 118 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,778 - [sighs] 119 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:32,262 DADDY, YOU KNOW I AIN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 120 00:05:32,297 --> 00:05:34,368 - YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY THESE LADIES' RIGHTS 121 00:05:34,403 --> 00:05:35,852 TO WEAR BIG HATS TO CHURCH. 122 00:05:35,887 --> 00:05:37,716 YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE AWAY THEIR FREEDOM. 123 00:05:37,751 --> 00:05:39,649 - DON'T TAKE THEIR FREEDOM, PASTOR. 124 00:05:39,684 --> 00:05:41,237 [overlapping agreement] 125 00:05:41,271 --> 00:05:43,204 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 126 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:46,276 SO I CAN'T ASK 'EM TO NOT WEAR HATS 127 00:05:46,311 --> 00:05:48,313 AND I CAN'T ASK 'EM TO SIT IN THE BACK. 128 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,004 WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST I DO? 129 00:05:50,039 --> 00:05:51,972 - I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE THE PASTOR. 130 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:57,149 [overlapping arguing] 131 00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:01,775 - [sighs] - HOW'D IT GO WITH YOUR DAD? 132 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:05,226 - GREAT, GREAT. OH, YEAH, IT'S WONDERFUL 133 00:06:05,261 --> 00:06:08,160 TO SEE HIM SO PASSIONATE AND FULL OF LIFE AGAIN. 134 00:06:08,195 --> 00:06:11,785 - HE GETTIN' ON YOUR NERVES, AIN'T HE? 135 00:06:11,819 --> 00:06:12,993 - LITTLE BIT. 136 00:06:13,027 --> 00:06:16,893 HE'S A GRUMPY LITTLE MUPPET. 137 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:18,585 - WELL, I COULD GET HIM 138 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:20,828 ON THIS DATING WEBSITE FOR PEOPLE HIS AGE. 139 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:24,314 HE'D BE A REAL CATCH-- HANDSOME, OLDER MAN LIKE THAT. 140 00:06:24,349 --> 00:06:26,765 - OH, BABE, I WISH IT WERE THAT SIMPLE. 141 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,939 BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, 142 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:30,562 THIS IS ABOUT A MAN NEEDING A REASON TO BE, 143 00:06:30,597 --> 00:06:33,323 AND IT'S UP TO ME, HIS SON, TO GIVE HIM THAT REASON. 144 00:06:33,358 --> 00:06:36,257 NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS, IT'S WHAT I GOTTA DO. 145 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:39,951 - SO WOULD YOU SAY HE'S MORE OF A BREAST OR A LEG MAN? 146 00:06:42,022 --> 00:06:45,474 - WE TALKING ABOUT WOMEN OR CHICKEN? 147 00:06:45,508 --> 00:06:47,648 - WE'RE BACK, AND YOU, MY BRETHREN, 148 00:06:47,683 --> 00:06:49,167 OWE ME FOR TWO FULL TANKS OF GAS. 149 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,548 - WHERE'D Y'ALL GO? 150 00:06:50,582 --> 00:06:51,894 - WHERE DIDN'T WE GO? 151 00:06:51,928 --> 00:06:53,620 - WE JUST RAN SOME ERRANDS, YOU KNOW. 152 00:06:53,654 --> 00:06:56,899 WENT TO MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE, PICKED UP HER AND HER KID. 153 00:06:56,933 --> 00:06:59,073 THEN WE DROPPED HER KID OFF AT HER EX-HUSBAND'S. 154 00:07:00,385 --> 00:07:01,904 AND THEN, UH, YOU KNOW, 155 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:04,596 WE DROPPED MY GIRLFRIEND OFF AT THE STRIP CL--I MEAN, HER JOB. 156 00:07:06,322 --> 00:07:09,359 - WELL, I'M TIRED. I WANT TO SIT DOWN. 157 00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:11,569 - WELL, YOU CAN SIT DOWN IN THE CAR, 158 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:13,709 'CAUSE WE GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN, LITTLE GIRL. 159 00:07:13,743 --> 00:07:15,365 I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME TO CHINATOWN 160 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,127 TO GET SOME HAIR EXTENSIONS, KOREATOWN TO GET SOME WIGS, 161 00:07:18,161 --> 00:07:19,473 AND THEN TO PIE-TOWN, 162 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:22,856 'CAUSE MAMA LOVES THEIR SWEET POTATO PIE. COME ON. 163 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:25,479 - OH, BABE, REMEMBER TO PICK UP MY ROBES FROM THE DRY CLEANER'S. 164 00:07:25,514 --> 00:07:26,894 - ON THE LIST. 165 00:07:26,929 --> 00:07:30,311 - OH, AND, UH, I THINK WE OUT OF WHIPPED CREAM. 166 00:07:30,346 --> 00:07:34,143 [both laugh] 167 00:07:35,282 --> 00:07:37,974 WELL, YOU READ IT. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. 168 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:39,251 THAT SERMON'S GONNA KILL TOMORROW. 169 00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:42,738 - ACTUALLY, I HAVE SOME NOTES. 170 00:07:42,772 --> 00:07:44,464 JUST A FEW CHANGES. 171 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:47,121 - CHANGES? [laughing] WELL, IT'S HILARIOUS. 172 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:48,329 DID YOU SEE THE JOKE? 173 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:50,815 "WHAT TIME OF DAY WAS ADAM CREATED? 174 00:07:50,849 --> 00:07:53,818 A LITTLE BEFORE EVE." [laughs] 175 00:07:53,852 --> 00:07:56,545 COME ON, NOW. COME ON. [laughs] 176 00:07:56,579 --> 00:07:58,754 - YOU HARDLY USE ANY SCRIPTURE. 177 00:07:58,788 --> 00:08:01,929 - UH, YOU KNOW, THERE IS JUST NO PLEASING YOU. 178 00:08:01,964 --> 00:08:04,967 IT'S LIKE YOU ALWAYS... 179 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:07,866 HOWEVER, I AM OPEN TO YOUR SUGGESTIONS. 180 00:08:07,901 --> 00:08:09,937 SO WHY DON'T YOU WRITE THEM DOWN 181 00:08:09,972 --> 00:08:11,836 WHILE I DO THIS COUNSELING SESSION, 182 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:13,320 AND I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT 'EM LATER. 183 00:08:13,354 --> 00:08:15,218 - UH, ACTUALLY, I PREFER TO SIT IN. 184 00:08:15,253 --> 00:08:16,668 - WHAT? 185 00:08:16,703 --> 00:08:19,844 - SIX MONTHS AGO, YOU WERE ON STAGE, GYRATING YOUR HIPS, 186 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:22,847 SINGING "I WANNA HAVE SEX WITCHOO," 187 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:25,401 AND NOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TELLING PEOPLE 188 00:08:25,435 --> 00:08:26,954 THE PROPER WAY TO LIVE THEIR LIVES? 189 00:08:26,989 --> 00:08:30,958 - DADDY, IT IS MY FUN, YET SINFUL PAST 190 00:08:30,993 --> 00:08:34,203 THAT ALLOWS ME TO RELATE TO THE PEOPLE I'M COUNSELING. 191 00:08:34,237 --> 00:08:37,620 - WELL, I DEFINITELY GOT TO SEE THIS. 192 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,933 YOU WON'T HEAR A PEEP OUT OF ME. 193 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:42,487 - BROTHER AND SISTER RICHARDSON? 194 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,109 - THANKS FOR SEEING US, PASTOR. 195 00:08:44,144 --> 00:08:46,664 - YOU ALL REMEMBER MY DAD? 196 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:48,735 HE'S JUST HERE OBSERVING. 197 00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:50,150 AHEM. 198 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:52,808 SO WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH? 199 00:08:52,842 --> 00:08:55,638 - AS YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND IS A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC, 200 00:08:55,673 --> 00:08:58,503 AND HE'S BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR TWO MONTHS NOW. 201 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,781 I'M AFRAID HIS SOBRIETY IS AT RISK, 202 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:02,576 BECAUSE TWO DAYS AGO, I COULD'VE SWORN 203 00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:04,405 I SMELLED LIQUOR ON HIS BREATH. 204 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,338 - BROTHER RICHARDSON, IS THAT TRUE? 205 00:09:06,373 --> 00:09:07,995 - I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW THAT DAY. 206 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:09,825 I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS, SO I TOOK A SMALL SIP 207 00:09:09,859 --> 00:09:13,207 OF SOME COOKING WINE. [clears throat] 208 00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:16,210 AND I CHASED IT DOWN WITH A BEER. 209 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:19,489 AND SOME NYQUIL. 210 00:09:19,524 --> 00:09:21,940 - OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. 211 00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:24,356 TWELVE STEPS ARE THE HARDEST, ALL RIGHT-- 212 00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:26,911 - AHEM. 213 00:09:26,945 --> 00:09:28,740 - LIKE I WAS SAYING, 214 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:31,363 YOUR WIFE AND GOD ARE YOUR SUPPORT SYSTEM-- 215 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:34,228 - AHEM! 216 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:36,230 - YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO LEAN ON THEM 217 00:09:36,265 --> 00:09:37,197 DURING THESE TYPE-- - AHEM! 218 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:39,268 - WHAT? 219 00:09:39,302 --> 00:09:43,375 - WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED, I THINK THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE. 220 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:46,378 HE DOESN'T NEED TWELVE STEPS. HE JUST NEEDS ONE. 221 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:50,555 BE A MAN. STOP DRINKING AND GET A JOB. 222 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,901 - DADDY, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 223 00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:53,282 - BROTHER RICHARDSON, 224 00:09:53,316 --> 00:09:56,009 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TWO WORDS TO TAKE WITH YOU. 225 00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:57,597 READY? 226 00:09:57,631 --> 00:10:00,530 STOP IT. 227 00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:01,531 - EXCUSE ME? 228 00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:05,087 - JUST STOP IT! STOP. IT. 229 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:09,263 NO TWELVE STEPS, NO HUGGING, NO CUDDLING, JUST STOP IT. 230 00:10:09,298 --> 00:10:13,198 - DADDY, ALCOHOLISM IS A DISEASE. 231 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:16,685 YOU CAN'T JUST-- - STOP IT. 232 00:10:16,719 --> 00:10:18,410 - YOU STOP IT. - NO, YOU STOP IT. 233 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:19,688 - DADDY, STOP. - YOU STOP IT. 234 00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:20,689 - STOP. - YOU STOP IT. 235 00:10:20,723 --> 00:10:22,242 - STOP RIGHT NOW. - YOU STOP. 236 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:23,450 - I WANT YOU TO STOP THIS. 237 00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:25,176 - YOU STOP IT. - STOP IT RIGHT NOW. 238 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,660 - STOP IT. - I-I WANT YOU TO STOP. 239 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,869 - NO, YOU STOP IT. 240 00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:30,768 WHY YOU TURN HERE? 241 00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,217 - BECAUSE YOU LIVE THIS WAY. 242 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:34,737 - OLIVE STREET WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER. 243 00:10:34,772 --> 00:10:36,221 - TOO MANY STOP SIGNS. 244 00:10:36,256 --> 00:10:38,465 - I ALWAYS TAKE OLIVE UP TO ARCHER BOULEVARD, 245 00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:39,811 HANG A QUICK LEFT... - [sighs] 246 00:10:39,846 --> 00:10:42,020 - TAKE THAT FOR SIX BLOCKS, TURN RIGHT ON MADISON. 247 00:10:42,055 --> 00:10:43,608 IT'S THE BEST WAY TO GO. 248 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:48,095 - DAD, YOU ARE A PASSENGER. SIT BACK AND PASSENGE. 249 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,582 - IT'S JUST LIKE YOU TO TAKE THE LONG WAY. 250 00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:55,068 I GUESS THAT GOES WITH YOU BEING LONG-WINDED. 251 00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:57,139 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 252 00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:58,830 - THAT COUPLE'S SESSION AT THE CHURCH. 253 00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:00,349 INSTEAD OF GETTING TO THE POINT, 254 00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:03,076 YOU WANT TO TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE. 255 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:06,044 - LOOK, PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THAT WE ARE LISTENING TO 'EM, 256 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:07,528 AND THAT WE CARE ABOUT THEY PROBLEMS. 257 00:11:07,563 --> 00:11:10,497 - NO, THEY NEED TO BE TOLD THE RIGHT WAY TO LIVE. 258 00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:14,087 - I DON'T NEED YOU CRITICIZING HOW I HANDLE MY PARISHIONERS. 259 00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:16,296 - YOU HIRED ME TO CRITICIZE YOU. 260 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:19,195 AND, BOY, THERE'S A LOT TO CRITICIZE. 261 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:21,888 - ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 262 00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:23,337 YOU KNOW WHY I HIRED YOU? 263 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:25,546 BECAUSE YOU NEEDED A PURPOSE. 264 00:11:25,581 --> 00:11:29,585 YEAH. YOU WERE DRIFTING, AND I FELT SORRY FOR YOU. 265 00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:32,553 - ARE YOU SAYING THIS WAS A PITY HIRE? 266 00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:35,833 - WELL, IF THE PITY FITS-- 267 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:37,524 - I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY! 268 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:40,320 I DON'T CARE WHY YOU HIRED ME. THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, 269 00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:41,701 IT'S THE CHURCH THAT'S DRIFTING, 270 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,668 AND YOU CAN'T SET IT STRAIGHT WITHOUT ME. 271 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,463 - YOU KNOW, THIS IS SO LIKE YOU. 272 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,327 ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN. 273 00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:51,365 I DON'T RUN THE CHURCH LIKE YOU, I DON'T COUNSEL LIKE YOU, 274 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,022 I DON'T DRIVE LIKE YOU. 275 00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:55,611 - OLIVE STREET WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER. 276 00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:01,237 - THAT'S IT, GET OUT. 277 00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:03,584 - I'M AN OLD MAN. I'M NOT GETTING OUT. 278 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:05,207 - THEN I'M GETTING OUT. 279 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,209 - I'M NOT STOPPING YOU. 280 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:19,877 - YOU SAID OLIVE STREET WAS FASTER, RIGHT? 281 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,257 - HUH. 282 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,299 - HEY. 283 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,784 - THAT OLD MAN IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. 284 00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:34,650 INTERRUPTING ME ALL THE TIME, TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, 285 00:12:34,684 --> 00:12:37,411 DISAGREEING WITH EVERYTHING I SAY. 286 00:12:37,446 --> 00:12:39,448 IT'S LIKE WE'RE MARRIED. 287 00:12:41,346 --> 00:12:44,833 OTHER PEOPLE'S MARRIAGES. NOT OURS. 288 00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,455 - WELL, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, 289 00:12:46,489 --> 00:12:50,079 YOUR DADDY GOT 38 HITS ON COUGARS-WITH-TIGERS.COM. 290 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:51,736 MM-HMM. 291 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,429 I RESPONDED TO FOUR OF 'EM. THEY'RE SOME VERY LOVELY LADIES. 292 00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,194 - I COME BY TO DROP OFF YOUR CAR. 293 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:02,782 - HOW'D I BEAT YOU HERE? 294 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:06,164 - I TOOK DALTON STREET. THERE WAS CONSTRUCTION. 295 00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:07,890 [phone ringing] 296 00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:09,719 - I GOT IT. 297 00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:12,930 - OKAY, DADDY, LET'S JUST GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. 298 00:13:12,964 --> 00:13:16,278 I AM THE PASTOR OF THE FIRST CHURCH OF ST. LOUIS, 299 00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:18,176 AND WHAT I SAY GOES. 300 00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:19,833 - ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY. 301 00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:21,352 - UNLESS YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID, 302 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:22,871 AND THEN I GOT TO SET YOU RIGHT. 303 00:13:22,905 --> 00:13:24,010 - DADDY-- 304 00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:25,874 - THAT WAS BROTHER RICHARDSON. 305 00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:27,772 HE'S AT THAT TAVERN ON 43rd, 306 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,532 AND HE'S SCARED HE MIGHT TAKE A DRINK. 307 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:30,948 - I BETTER GET DOWN THERE. 308 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:33,813 - WELL, HE ACTUALLY ASKED FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. 309 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:40,612 NOW, I SUGGEST YOU TWO LAY YOUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE 310 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,235 TO HELP OUT YOUR CHURCH MEMBER. 311 00:13:43,546 --> 00:13:46,584 - WELL, I CAN IF YOU CAN, DADDY. 312 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,034 - I CAN TOO. 313 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,519 - GOOD. WE'LL TAKE ST. CHARLES STREET, IT'S FASTER. 314 00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:52,003 - ST. CHARLES? 315 00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:55,731 THAT'S LIKE GOING UP A PIG'S ASS TO GET A BACON SANDWICH. 316 00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:04,153 - BROTHER RICHARDSON, EVERYTHING OKAY? 317 00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:05,983 - NO, IT'S NOT. 318 00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:08,330 NOT BEING ABLE TO GET A JOB IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. 319 00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:10,332 I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD ON TO MY SOBRIETY. 320 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:13,473 - ALL RIGHT, WE JUST NEED TO TAKE THIS ONE STEP AT A TIME. 321 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,682 FIRST OF ALL, DO YOU HAVE A AA SPONSOR? 322 00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:19,134 - I CALLED HIM, BUT HE'S DRUNK. 323 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:20,998 EVERYBODY'S DRUNK! [laughs] 324 00:14:21,032 --> 00:14:23,863 - OKAY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO BE. 325 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,866 YOU GOTTA TO TURN THIS OVER TO YOUR HIGHER POWER, 326 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,592 AND TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME. 327 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:32,872 - OH, GEEZ, WE GONNA BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 328 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,322 LOOK, THERE'S ONE THING CERTAIN. 329 00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:37,738 IN LIFE, YOU'RE GONNA FACE TOUGH CHOICES. 330 00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:39,154 THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT THROUGH 331 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:42,571 IS TO FACE YOUR FEARS HEAD ON AND OVERCOME THEM. 332 00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:44,366 GO ON, FACE YOUR FEARS. 333 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,024 - ARE YOU OFFERING A DRUNK A DRINK? 334 00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:48,922 NO OFFENSE. 335 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,960 - IF HE DOESN'T TAKE IT, HE'S NO LONGER A DRUNK. 336 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:54,272 - [exhales] 337 00:14:56,965 --> 00:15:00,175 - [coughs] SMOOTH. [gags] 338 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:03,454 - BOYCE, HE'S GOT TO MAKE HIS OWN CHOICES, NOT YOU. 339 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,456 - THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO DO THIS. ALL RIGHT? 340 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,664 - [sighs] - [stutters] 341 00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:10,495 AH! 342 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,118 - IT'S CALLED "TOUGH LOVE." 343 00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:14,914 - HE DOESN'T NEED TOUGH LOVE. WHAT HE NEEDS IS SUPPORT. 344 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:15,915 - [sighs] - YOU GOT TO-- 345 00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:20,160 - TOUGH LOVE. 346 00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:21,679 - AH! 347 00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:26,028 SUPPORT. 348 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,032 - IS HE GONNA BE OKAY? 349 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,448 - I'M OKAY. 350 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,450 YOU GOT THE PROBLEM. 351 00:15:34,485 --> 00:15:36,487 BOTH OF Y'ALL GOT THE PROBLEM. 352 00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,282 - WHAT'S MY PROBLEM? 353 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:41,423 - PLEASE. YOU ARE RETIRED 354 00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:43,563 AND HAVE THE FREEDOM TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, 355 00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:46,428 YET YOU SPEND YOUR TIME AT MY HOUSE, 356 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:49,569 FIXING THINGS THAT DON'T NEED TO BE FIXED. 357 00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:52,537 - WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. 358 00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:54,091 - YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME OUT. 359 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:58,992 YOU ARE TRYING TO AVOID YOUR PURPOSELESSNESS-SS-SS. 360 00:16:01,201 --> 00:16:05,895 YOU MISS BEING A PREACHER. ADMIT IT--IT IT. 361 00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:09,796 - WELL... 362 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,454 PREACHING IS ALL I'VE DONE FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS. 363 00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:15,595 YOU CAN'T JUST TURN THAT OFF LIKE A SWITCH. 364 00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:19,219 - CHANGE IS THE ESSENCE OF LIFE. 365 00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:22,671 YOU HAVE TO SURRENDER WHAT YOU ARE 366 00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:25,777 FOR WHAT YOU ARE TO BECOME. 367 00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,848 - THAT'S SOME GOOD ADVICE, PASTOR. 368 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:31,300 - I'M ALMOST SURE IT IS. 369 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:32,681 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 370 00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:35,097 I THINK I'M GOING TO BE OKAY, AT LEAST FOR TODAY. 371 00:16:35,132 --> 00:16:37,513 YOU KNOW, WE'LL DEAL WITH TOMORROW TOMORROW, RIGHT? 372 00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:38,928 - COME ON, MAN. - OH, [laughs] 373 00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:42,829 - COME HERE. [laughs] I LOVE YOU, MAN. [laughs] 374 00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:44,865 - YOU ARE ONE SLOPPY DRUNK. 375 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,453 - [laughs] 376 00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:48,490 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 377 00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:55,911 YOU KNOW, BOYCE, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, 378 00:16:55,945 --> 00:16:59,190 AND THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME TO SAY. 379 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,813 THE DAY YOU TOLD ME YOU WAS COMING BACK 380 00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:06,197 TO BE MINISTER OF THE CHURCH WAS THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 381 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:09,718 I FELT LIKE I WAS PASSING THE TORCH TO YOU, 382 00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:14,171 EVEN THOUGH IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO LET YOU CARRY IT. 383 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:19,348 I GUESS I GOTTA LET YOU DO THINGS YOUR OWN WAY. 384 00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:20,798 I'M SORRY, SON. 385 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,076 - [snores] 386 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,563 - SON? 387 00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:28,633 SON? 388 00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:33,328 I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN. 389 00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:36,193 LET'S GET YOU HOME. 390 00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:39,403 I'M GON' TAKE MAPLE, AND YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW IT. 391 00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:44,477 - AH. 392 00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:45,616 - HOW'S THAT HANGOVER? 393 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:46,962 - [chuckles] 394 00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:50,655 BABY, IF THIS IS ANYTHING LIKE GIVING BIRTH, 395 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:53,210 I'M GLAD I'M A MAN. - [laughs] 396 00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:54,487 - UH, [sighs] - WELL, 397 00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:56,109 BROTHER RICHARDSON'S WIFE CALLED, 398 00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:57,938 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TOLD HIM LAST NIGHT, 399 00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,837 BUT SHE SAID HE'S IN A REAL GOOD PLACE TODAY. 400 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,943 - HMM. MAYBE ME AND MY FATHER MAKE A GOOD TEAM. 401 00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:05,222 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE TO LISTEN TO ME, 402 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:06,602 BUT THEY SCARED OF HIM. 403 00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:09,847 SORT OF LIKE A GOOD COP/CRAZY COP COMBO. 404 00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:12,815 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SICK OF DRIVING. 405 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,059 I'VE BEEN BEHIND THE WHEEL FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT. 406 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,647 I DON'T CARE IF I EVER DRIVE AGAIN. 407 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:18,890 I'LL TAKE THE BUS IF I HAVE TO. 408 00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:22,204 - OH, HONEY. SWEETIE PIE... 409 00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:25,173 [squealing] WE DID IT! [laughs] 410 00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,208 - DID WHAT? 411 00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:27,692 - WE TURNED HER OFF FROM DRIVING. 412 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:30,661 - AND SAVED YOU $30,000, SO NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY HER A CAR. 413 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,491 - [chuckles] WELL, MY HEAD FEELS BETTER ALREADY. 414 00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:35,114 - LOVE IT. - GOOD JOB. 415 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,116 - NO, IT DOESN'T. 416 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,843 - WOW. - DADDY, 417 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:44,537 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, LOOKING CLEAN AS A NEW NAPKIN? 418 00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:46,746 - IF YOU MUST KNOW, I HAVE A DATE. 419 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,368 EVERYBODY, THIS IS VERONICA. 420 00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:50,094 - HI. 421 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,613 - HELLO. - HELLO. 422 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:54,236 SO NICE TO MEET YOU. HI. - HOW YOU DOIN'? 423 00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:55,341 - HI. - HI. 424 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,550 - WHERE DID YOU MEET HER? - SHE CALLED ME. 425 00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:59,068 APPARENTLY, YOUR LOVELY WIFE 426 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:02,831 PUT MY PROFILE UP ON COUGARS-WITH-TIGERS.COM. 427 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:06,869 LOLLI, YOU GOT THAT PICNIC BASKET FOR ME? 428 00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:09,596 WE GON' LISTEN TO SOME JAZZ IN THE PARK. 429 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:10,597 - HMM. - HERE YOU GO. 430 00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:12,461 - THANKS. 431 00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:14,153 DON'T WAIT UP. 432 00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:18,329 - DADDY, IT'S NOON. 433 00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:21,505 - UM, I NORMALLY TAKE A NAP AROUND 4:00. 434 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:27,890 - [chuckles] 435 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,409 - SO... 436 00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:30,893 ARE YOU SAYING, IF I WOULD HAVE 437 00:19:30,928 --> 00:19:32,792 GOTTEN HIM A WOMAN IN THE FIRST PLACE, 438 00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:35,553 I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS CHEAP-ASS WHISKEY HANGOVER? 439 00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:39,350 - YOU MEAN IF YOU'D JUST TAKEN MY ADVICE? 440 00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:41,387 BUT I'M NOT GON' SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO." 441 00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:43,354 - THANK YOU, BABY. 442 00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:45,080 - I THINK I'M GONNA YELL IT. 443 00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:48,601 I TOLD YOU SO! - OW! COME ON. 444 00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:52,260 - [laughs] - [laughing] OH, GOD. 445 00:19:52,294 --> 00:19:55,124 I JUST HOPE I DIDN'T EMBARRASS MYSELF LAST NIGHT. 446 00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:56,850 [hard rock music playing] all: [chanting] GO! GO! GO! GO! 447 00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:57,920 GO! GO! 448 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:06,688 [funk music playing] - ♪ BABY, LOVE ME SLOW 449 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:11,520 ♪ BABY, LOVE ME SLOWLY ♪ 450 00:20:11,555 --> 00:20:16,180 ♪ BABY, LET'S GO SLOW 451 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:22,117 ♪ BABY, LET'S GO SLOWLY ♪ 452 00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:24,568 ♪ WIND MY UP AND PUSH MY BUTTONS ♪ 453 00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:27,226 ♪ OH, YEAH 33251

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