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Like, what a great part of the country.
The South is really beautiful, isn't it?

You bet.

How much farther is it
to your new place, Shag?

Shouldn't be too far, right, Scoob?

Let's see...

Quit messing around, Scoob.

How much farther is it to
the Beauregard Road turnoff?

I'm looking. I'm looking.
Doggone map.

Let me help you, Uncle Scoob.

Come on, come on.
Where's Beauregard Road?

Okay, okay.

Here we go.

- There it is.
- Okay, here we go.

Zoinks. Are you sure this is the right way
to the Beauregard place, Scoob?

Yeah, I think so.

Wow. Imagine inheriting
a whole Southern plantation.

Let's see that.

Sounds like we hit something.

I think we're, like, lost.

Like, help me out of here, Scrappy.

Thanks a lot. Now, let's have
a look at that map, Scoob.

Scoob?

Uncle Scoob, where are you?

Here I am.

- Like, how'd you get under there?
- Search me.

Well, where's the road map?

Right here.

Oh, wow. Now we're really lost.
What could be worse?

It could be raining.

Like, wow. Talk about spooky.

Look out! A monster!

- Oh, no. You and your monsters.
- Don't see any monster out there.

Now somebody's gonna have to
get out and push.

- Come on, Uncle Scoob. Let's go.
- Oh, no.

If there's any old monsters out there,
I know you can handle them.

Right. I'm not afraid.

Okay, guys. Now, when I give you
the word, like, give it the old heave-ho.

You guys ready?

You bet. Right, Uncle Scoob?

Okay, you guys. Heave-ho.

Hey, guys, wait up.

Hey, like, enough already, Scoob.
Like, cool it.

Wow, Uncle Scoob, are you ever strong.

Hey!

Scoob, get off me.

All right, just pull that thing over to
the side of the road there, doggy.

Doggy!

I've gotta get off the night shift.

- What's the trouble, officer?
- Trouble? Oh, no trouble.

Just a matter of
proceeding down a highway...

...in a wantonly reckless
and irresponsible manner.

- Let me see your license, boy.
- Yes, sir.

Oh, from out of state?
What y'all doing down here, boy?

We're looking for the Beauregard plantation,
and we sort of got lost, sir.

There ain't nobodt living in Beauregard manor
now that the colonel's passed on.

What do you want to go there for?

Well, you see, the colonel was my uncle
and he left me the place.

- Left you the place?
- Can you tell me how to get there, please?

Yeah, it's just down the road.
But let me tell you something, boy.

You best turn right around
and skedaddle back home.

Calling Sheriff Busby.
Calling Sheriff Busby.

Some folks say that old place
is sure enough haunted.

Haunted?

Did you say haunted? Oh, boy.

Calling Sheriff Busby.
Where are y'all, Rufus?

I'm right here performing my duties.
What y'all want?

We got us an awful mess
over here at the rail junction.

An animal circus train got derailed...

... and there's critters just
running all over creation.

Oh, mercy. I'll be right there. Ten-four.

Now, y'all mind what I said.

You best go on back where you come from.
That old plantation is full of ghosts.

Zoinks! I hope that sheriff
is wrong about those ghosts.

- Yeah.
- And I hope he's right about...

...this being the road to the plantation.

Oh, no. Like, it's a dead end.

Well, that settles it.
We're going back home.

Wait, Shaggy. Look.

- The road leads on.
- Yeah. But, like, look where it goes.

Right through a graveyard.

Oh, boy. Isn't this exciting, Uncle Scoob?

Yeah.

Keep an eyeball peeled for
the Beauregard mansion, you two.

Gee, I hope we actually get to see
real ghosts, like the sheriff said.

- Oh, no.
- Like, don't talk like that, Scrappy.

There's no such a thing as a ghost.

Too bad. Then I guess this headless
horseman out here is just a phony.

A ghost!

Go! Go. Go back. Leave this place.

Like, I've had it. Let's make like
a chain saw and cut out.

Look. Straight ahead. We found it!
There's your house, Shaggy.

I don't care. I don't want it.

Oh, no. What a time to flood the engine.

Leave this place. Leave this place.

- Like, open up!
- Let us in!

Come on, gang, let's break it down.

Double yikes!

I trust you and your associayes will be
comfortable here, Master Shaggy.

- Who are you?
- I am Farquard...

...manservany to the colonel these 60-odd
tears and rightful owner of this place.

Unfortunately, the old fool decided
to give it all to you.

Including the family jewels.
So I am at your service.

- Familt jewels?
- What family jewels?

What family jewels?

Onlt a king's ransom,
hidden somewhere here on the estate.

Don't tell me you didn't know
about the Beauregard bonanza?

I don't know who looks nuttier,
Farquard or that picture of the old colonel.

Speaking of the colonel,
he looks just like the...

- Like the ghost?
- Yeah!

Don't worry, he won't hurt you.
Ghosts can't hurt anyone.

Now, colonel, where are your manners, sir?
Is that any way to treat your guests?

Even though they don't belong here
and want to take away my treasure?

Your treasure? Listen, goggle eyes...

...if there's any jewels around here,
they belong to Shaggy.

Never mind, Scrappy.
Listen, Mr. Farquard...

...I think we'll just be getting on back home.
- But, Shag.

Yeah, we gotta run.

Yeah, like, the engine in my truck
must be unflooded by now, so...

- Hey, come on, Scoob. Let me out of here.
- No.

Scoob-Doo, what's the matter with you?
Open that door.

- No. There's a monster out there.
- Monster?

Sheriff Busby. Do come in.

Just came by to tell y'all to keep a weather
eyeball out for an escaped circus ape.

He was last seen headed this way.

Who's that? The monster?

No, it's just the sheriff.
Come on, Scoob. There's no monster.

- No. I don't wanna.
- You're such a wimp.

But I'm a live wimp.

- Like, hi there, sheriff.
- Oh, I see you made it, boy.

Ignored my warning about
not staying here?

- Well...
- That's right, sheriff. We're staying.

- We're gonna find the Beauregard jewels.
- Now, what y'all wanna do that for?

That old tale about hidden jewels
is just hogwash.

So anyhow, if you see this here ape,
you call me pronto, hear?

- All right, sheriff, but it will do no good.
- What y'all mean, it won't do no good?

- We gotta catch this ape.
- But you can't capture it, sheriff, you see.

- It's a ghost.
- A ghost?

- A ghost?
- That's right. A ghost.

Scoob, what the...?
What's the matter with you?

There's a monster in there.

Don't be ridiculous.
What kind of monster?

- Looks like he's imitating the escaped ape.
- You mean the ghost ape.

We'll see what kind of ghost he is.

Okay, you just hold it right there.
And reach for the ceiling.

Reach, I said.

Now, look here, Mr. Ape,
are you gonna raise them arms...

...or am I gonna start using
some Magnum force?

He can't raise his hands, sheriff.
He's stuffed.

I don't care how much he eats,
he ain't gonna defy an officer of the law.

You don't understand, sheriff.
This is Bimbo.

He's no longer among the living.

What? Well, well didn't you say so?

Ever since the colonel bagged him
and brought him here...

...his spirit has been haunting these grounds.

That's ridiculous. There ain't
no such a thing as a ape ghost.

Well, I can see I ain't gonna
catch me nothing around here.

Help! Sheriff, help!

Let go of me, you dumb hound dog. Let go.

- Scoob-Doo, what's wrong with you?
- The ape. In there. He's alive.

Now, stop that. That ape's just a dummy.

He ain't the only one.
Now, you take my advice, boy.

Clear out of this place,
inheritance or no inheritance.

You don't have to convince me, sheriff.
We're going.

Oh, goody. That means
the family jewels will be all mine.

Ain't no jewels. His little old mind wanders
a lot. He just goes along for the ride.

Well, Scoob, let's split. Wait a minute.
Where's Scrappy? Scrappy?

Scrappy-Doo, where are you?

Hey, guys. Over here.

- Look what I found. The ring.
- Hey!

- Where'd you get that?
- Fell out of Farquard's pockey.

- Well, you better give it back to him.
- Wait. It has a big B on it, for Beauregard.

- And look at the inscription inside.
- Wow. "For my nephew Shaggy."

Don't you see? Maybe there really is
a king's ransom in jewels here.

- And it all belongs to you, Shag.
- I don't care.

I'm not staying in this
house of horrors five more minuyes.

- But...
- Well, it's been nice knowing you...

...Mr. Farquard, sir,
but we're gonna bug out.

So sorry you can't stat.

Oh, no! My truck is, like, sinking!

Oh, boy. Now I'm sinking!

Quick, Scoob. Come on.

Help!

Grab on, Shag.

Oh, goody. They're all going to sink.

Oh, dear. Most distressing.

Since we can't get anyone to get
your truck out of the mud till morning...

...you'll have to spend the night.
Pleasant dreams.

Well, good night, guys.

That creepy Farquard is probably trying
to scare us with a trick candle.

That's okay. Leave it on.
You can't see ghosts when the lights are on.

- Like, I didn't see that.
- I didn't see that either.

Leave this place. Leave this place!

Oh, boy. I gotta get out of here!

Wait a minute, you guys.
We can't leave until morning.

But all these spirits.
What're we gonna do?

I got an idea.

Let's see... Any exterminators,
bug exterminators...

Here we go: "ghost exterminators."

- Ghost exterminators?
- Yeah.

It says, "No ghost too scary for us to get
rid of. Layest methods, 24-hour service.

Special this week, three ghosts
for the price of one. The Boo brothers."

- Oh, come on. It's gotta be a put-on.
- What have we got to lose? Let's call them.

Hello? Is this the Boo brothers?

We got a job for you.
Could you come right over?

Well, certainly, pal.

- Mercy, mon-sewer.
- What's this "Mercy, mon-sewer" stuff?

This is a French telephone.
Amusing?

Yeah, real snappy.
Hey, Meeko, what's keeping you?

- I'm stuck.
- Well, I'll unstuck you.

Hi there. We're the Boo brothers.
At your service.

Oh, when am I gonna
wake up from this nightmare?

Like, let me get this straight.
You guys are ghost exterminators...

That's right, mac. The Boo brothers.
If they're haunting, we're hunting.

Well, no offense, but you look like
ghosts yourselves.

Certainly we're ghosts.
It takes one to catch one, you know.

Except in our case, it takes three.

Wow. Real ghost ghost-hunters. Totally rad.

Listen, guys, thanks anyway,
but I don't think we need...

...any more ghosts around here tonight.
- But we're just what the doctor ordered, pal.

Oh, no!

Gee, l...

You say you don't believe me?
You say you want some convincing?

Okay. Hey, Shreako,
give me the demonstrator.

Most certainly.
Meeko, the demonstrator.

The demonstrator. Right. Let's see.

- I can't find it.
- What do you mean, you can't find it?

Give me that.

- Don't do that!
- Shut up.

Thank you.

Let's see here. Where is that thing?

Listen, like, that's okay.
We don't really need to see it.

Here it is. Our demonstrator ghost.

- Now you'll see the Boo brothers in action.
- Boo!

- Okay, Boo brothers, grab that ghost.
- Ate, ate, Freako.

- Don't do that!
- Sorry.

Boo!

Scoob-Doo! Stop!

Okay, boys, I got him. I got him.

What is going on up here?
What...?

Scoob!

- I got him. Get him.
- No, I got him!

Help!

Like, look out below!

Don't worry, pal, we'll catch you.

- That felt funny.
- Yeah? See how funny this feels.

That smarts.

Help!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

And there they go. It's Scoob
by a head, Shaggy and Farquard...

...with the ape and the Boo brothers bringing
up the rear. Around the clubhouse turn...

...it's Scoob still in the lead.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi, y'all.

My name is Sadie Mat Scroggins.
I'm your little old next-door neighbor.

And I was wondering if I could borrow me
a cup of blackstrap molasses.

- Oh, y'all having a partt?
- Looks like it. Come on in.

Mind if I cut in?

- Let's boogie.
- Oh, no!

You're sure a cute one.
You plumb sweep me right off my feet.

I guess I got a little too rambunctious.

Where y'all be, cutie-pie?

What y'all doing trespassing
around here, fella?

Oh, he ain't no trespasser,
brother Billy Bob.

He's our new neighbor from the
Beauregard plantation. Ain't he cute?

Yeah, like, I inherited the place
from my uncle.

Your uncle? You mean you're
kinfolk to the Beauregards...

...who us Scroggins been feuding with
for nigh onto 145 tears?

Feuding? Well, sort of, I mean,
like, well, not exactly...

I mean, well, it's nice to meet you, I'm sure.

- Hey, boys! We got us another Beauregard.
- Beauregard?!

Like, tipe!

Like, double tipe!

Leave this place. Leave this place.

Like, oh, how I wish I could.

- Leave this place.
- Yes, sir.

- Now, y'all stop that, Billy Bob.
- But he's a Beauregard.

I don't care. I think he's just darling,
and I intend to marry up with him.

What?! My little sister get hitched
to a Beauregard? Never.

Just try and stop me.

Dadgummit. Well'd she have to go
and take that mail-order muscle course?

Oh, no. You can't? Oh, boy.

Have the sheriff come out to the Beauregard
place as soon as you reach him, will you?

Like, thanks. Ghosts. Guns. A gooney girl.

Like, we gotta get out of this loony bin.

We can't go till we get the truck out
and that won't be till morning.

So well don't we look for clues
to the missing diamonds?

Okay. Nothing in here.

Shoo, shoo.

Forget about looking for diamonds.
Like the sheriff said, it's all a lot of hooey.

Oh, boy. I could sure use something
to calm my nerves.

Like maybe some cold chicken.

- Something's inside there.
- Come on, Shaggy. Open it up.

- How about some dessert?
- Sure.

- Delicious.
- Like, knock it off!

Oh, hi, pal. We're ready to
eradicate them ghosts for you.

Yeah, let me at them. I'll give them
a fat eye. I'll give them a fat lip.

And a couple of fatheads to go with it.
Come on, you wackos, let's get to work.

We'll start in the attic.

- What's your problem?
- I don't wanna go up to the attic.

- I'm afraid of heights.
- Come on.

- What a bunch of ding-a-lings.
- Ding-a-lings is right.

Like, I wonder if those misty maniacs
left us any food?

Maybe there's some ice cream
in the freezer.

Ice cream? Oh, boy!

Rats. Just ice.

No, wait, Uncle Scoob.
It's not just ice. It's a diamond!

Like, jumping gemstones! Maybe there is
something to this family jewels business.

There's something else in here.
It looks like a letter.

It says: "Dear Shaggy,
knowing your appetite...

...I thought this would be the best place
to hide this message and this jewel.

It is only one of many in my fortune which
I hid to keep them away from my enemies.

To find the next clue
to their hiding place, go outside.

Then look for the part of the house
with its knee out."

- With its knee out?
- I don't get it.

Like, I don't get it either, Scoob,
but let's go out.

Let's go out and see what we can find.

You guys see anything
that looks like a knee?

Nope.

You guys check over that way and I'll
look back here. And be careful.

Right. Come on, Uncle Scoob.

Sorry, Uncle Scoob.

That's okay.

- Sorry.
- That's okay, little guy.

Little guy?

- Hi.
- Oh, no! Help!

Like, I must be nuts.
Looking for knees on a house.

How about lips on a girl, honet?

Like, tuck.

Was that a Beauregard
I seen sparking with you?

- Sure was. Ain't he cute?
- I'll show him "cute."

Oh, you stop that, Billy Bob.

Like, tow!

So that's what the clue means.

Stop.

Hey, guys, stop. The ape is gone.
And I got the clue figured out too.

- You mean about the house's knee?
- Right. It's the chimnet. Get it?

Oh, no. Like, now we gotta go
climbing on the roof. What a night.

Okay, gang. Like, be careful
on this slanyt old roof.

Careful, Scoob.

Guys, look. Something's sparkling
up there where the bricks are loose.

Yeah. Like, give me a boost, Scoob.

Like, triple terrific.

You were warned to leave.
Now you must pat.

Hey, look. The ghost.

Come on. Let's grab him.

Come on, you ding-a-lings.
You wanna let the ghost get away?

- Do I ever. Mat I be excused, please?
- Sure.

Going down.

- Like, help!
- Don't worry, pal. We'll save you guys.

You help them and I'll go after the ghost.

Have no fear, Shreako is here.
Okay, you can let go of the guyter now.

But, like, you're a ghost.
How can you pull us up?

Oh, details, details.
Just let go, will you?

Well, okay.

- I guess this is one on me.
- One on you?

Oh, rats! The ghost got away.

Too bad.
Hey, did you look me up, doc?

- "Up, doc"? What's up, doc?
- Nothing. What's up with you?

- I got a kick out of that.
- Yeah? Well, get a kick out of this.

- I gotta get back to work.
- Okay, what the sam hill is going on?

Don't play dumb, boy. I got an emergency
call from you to hightail it out here.

I got important law enforcement business
to take care of. Now, what do you want?

You see, sheriff, like,
there's these ghosts.

Like, there's this goofy girl, like,
there's this guy Billy Bob shooting and...

Yipe!

Dang your hide, Billy Bob Scroggins.

You be careful where you're hunting
with that rifle gun, you hear me?

Shoot off a law officer's panys,
will you?

Just for that, Billy Bob,
you got yourself a citation.

Calling Sheriff Busby.
Where you be, Rufus?

What y'all want?
I'm in hot pursuit of the perpetrator.

More trouble over at that
wrecked circus train, sheriff.

Hey, guys, look. This is the scroll
that was hidden with the diamond.

Like, maybe it's a clue.

Okay, I'm on my way. Ten-four.

You're in big trouble now, Billy Bob.

When I come back,
you're getting two tickeys.

Yikes! Come on, gang.
Let's make like spiders and bug out of here.

- Right.
- Yeah, right.

You might as well give up,
you damn Beauregard.

I got you in my sights.

Tarnation. I run out of ammunition.

There, that ought to do it.

Okay, Beauregard, I'm back in business.

Now what's wrong with this fool rifle?

It's so dark out here,
I can't see nothing.

I got my old safett catch on.
That does it.

Here I come, ready or not.

I guess we gave him the slip.

That's what you think.

I would like to give that wacko
with the gun a couple of shots!

Like, never mind him, Scrappy.
Let's have another look at that clue.

What's it say?

It says: "You're nearer
the family jewels than before.

A broken key unlocks the next door."

- Like, I wonder what that means?
- Search me.

- Help!
- Like, ditto!

This way, guys.

Okay, guy, put 'em up.

Like, wait up, Scoob!

Got you this time, Beauregard.

It's okay, guys, they're gone.
Hey, Shaggy. Uncle Scoob.

Come on out, guys.
There's no danger now.

Oh, no?
You're doomed, you little mini-mutt!

That's what you think, bone face.

Let go of me!

Come back and fight,
you cowardly bag of bones!

He's in there.
I think I'll give old skullhead an earfull.

What's the big idea?

Yeah, Scrappy, what's the big idea?
Like, you wanna knock our ears off?

Gee, guys. I'm sorry.
I thought the ghost was hiding in there.

Well, he wasn't. And look what you did.
You broke a key.

But, I didn't...

What the...?

- I don't get it.
- I don't get it either, Scoob.

I do.

Remember the last clue we had
about a broken key unlocking the door?

It was a broken piano key.
Come on. Let's see where it leads.

I don't know.
Like, it's awful dark in there.

- Yeah. Real dark.
- I'd sure hate to get stuck inside here.

Oh, no, oh, no!
Now what are we gonna do?

I wish we could see what's in here.

Like, I wish we couldn't.

- Pretty terrifying, huh?
- Shreako.

Yeah.
How'd you like my green ghoul imitation?

It's a riot at parties.

Hey, what are you up to?

I been showing the guys here
my scary face.

Your scary face?

That ain't nothing to the scary face
I can do. Watch this.

Yuck!

I can't stand that horrible face!
I tell you, I can't stand it!

Hey, you nitwit. I ain't doing it yet.
That's the way my face always looks.

I know.

- He got you there.
- Oh, yeah. Well, boyh of you, get this.

Hey, you guys. Like, quit clowning around
and help us get out of here.

Wait, Shag.
Look what I found. Another diamond.

Wow. And another clue.
Like, it's so dark in here, I can't read it.

Don't worry, pal.
I'll do my imitation of a headlight.

- Headlight?
- Yeah. That's where my head lights up.

It says:
"Look for a relative who is quite old...

...whose face cannot look
and whose hands cannot hold."

- What's the matter with you?
- Oh, my head blew a fuse.

A relative who's old,
whose face can't see...

...and his hands can't hold anything.

- Wow. That's really a yough clue.
- Yeah.

It's not gonna do us any good
till we get out of here.

That's east.
Just go through the wall, like this.

Like this?

What happened?

What do you mean, "What happened?"
He's not a ghost.

- He can't go through walls.
- No, but you guys can.

Right.
Like, well don't one of you go out there...

...and hit the broken key on the piano?
That'll open up the wall.

Oh, me, me, me! Let me do it.
I just love to play the piano.

Never mind playing anything.
Just hit the broken key.

Check.

Now quit messing around
and hit that broken key.

Lowbrow.

Now, let's get to work on that clue.

You guys can look for clues,
but we still got ghosts to catch. Come on.

Wait a minute.
Come back here, Meeko, you wimp.

Tick, tick, tick. Tick, tick, tock.
Tick, tick, tick.

Get out of there!

Let's see. We're looking
for an old relative whose face can't see...

...and whose hands can't hold anything.
Oh, boy.

- I'm stumped.
- Me too.

I got it. Hey, guys. Here's the answer.

- What?
- Where?

Right here. The grandfather clock.

It's an old relative with a face,
a clock face that doesn't see...

...and hands that don't hold anything.

You got to be right, old Scrap, old buddt.

- You bet I am. Look.
- Oh, boy. Another diamond.

And the next clue. Oh, boy,
I bet we're gonna find a ton of diamonds.

It says: "There is no pendulum in this clock,
so, what does it lack besides a tock?"

I know. A tick.

Right, Scoob. A tick. A tick?

What's a tick tell us about the next clue?

That's simple. A tick means...

- What'd you say, Scrappy?
- Scrappy?

Scrappy. Like, where are you?

- Help!
- Give me back that diamond, you thief.

Help!

- Come on, cough it up, buster.
- Stat away from me, you vicious beast.

Just a minute. Like, what's the stort here?

This joker of a butler
just mugged me for that diamond.

It's mine, I tell you. Mine.

The colonel owed it to me
after all these tears.

It's okay, Scrappy.
If it's that important to him, let him have it.

- But, Shaggy...
- Like, come on.

What's the idea, Shag?

You're gonna let him get away
with that diamond?

What's one diamond?
We're going for all the family jewels.

Right?

Now, come on. You were
just telling us what the clue means.

You mean, "a tick"? It's just what it says.
"A tick."

That's where we gotta look. In the "a tick."
Attic. Come on.

Okay, guys. Let's split up
and start looking for the next clue.

Like, what's wrong, Scoob?
Well aren't you looking?

- I'm afraid of ghosts.
- Don't worry about ghosts up here, Scoob.

The Boo brothers already checked it out.
Now go on.

Okay.

What's wrong with you, Scoob?

- A ghost! A ghost!
- That's not a ghost. It's a mirror.

- A mirror?
- Yeah, a mirror, you big nut.

Now don't go freaking out again.

You gotta stat cool, like me,
you big scaredy-cat.

Scaredy-cat?

Find anything yet, Scoob?

Got you.

- Doggone you, Scoob. I ought to...
- Hey, guys. Over here.

- Look what I found.
- Like, holt cow.

That's really something, isn't it, Scoob?
Scoob?

Like, knock it off, Scoob.
We're not amused.

Me neither.

Scarlet Beauregard's necklace.

I haven't seen this
since before the Civil War.

As for you trespassers, heed my warning.

Leave this place
or suffer the consequences.

Like, yes, sir, Mr. Ghost.

Not so fast, buster.

Give me that necklace.

Get away.

Get off me. Get off.

Like, cool it, Scrappy.
It's bad luck to bite a ghost.

Away, I say. Awa...

Hey, where'd he go?

- Yeah. Where to?
- What do you mean, "where to"?

Where do ghosts ever go?
Like, nowhere, that's where.

- Like, you okay, Scoob?
- I think so.

Like, how about that.
A ghost with an escape hatch.

Some ghost.
He felt pretty solid to me.

Well, whatever he was, he's gone now.

I guess we showed him he couldn't
scare us, right, Scrappy? Scrappy?

Oh, no. Like, where'd you go to, Scrappy?
Scrappy?

Over here.

Just went to get the clue to where
we look for the rest of the family jewels.

- What's it say, Shag?
- Come on.

We got to get out of this dark attic
so I can read this.

Okay. Now, let's see.

It's says: "For the next clue,
don't look any higher...

...just think what you're called
when you're not the buyer."

- Not the buyer?
- If I'm not the buyer...

...I'm the guy who sells something?

- Like, what's that?
- It might be the ghost.

It might be the ghost.

It might be the...

There. That's fixed.

- Like, it's just Farquard.
- Just Farquard, huh? Look.

The necklace!

Who's that?

Like, smooth move, Scrappy.

I'll bet it was Farquard up in the attic,
just preyending to be a ghost.

- Could be, but I don't know.
- Well, I do.

And you know what else?

I'll bet there's no real ghosts at all
around here.

- I resent that.
- Yipe!

I resent it too.

I don't mind.

Get out of there.

Give me that. Like, you guys
are a total wipeout, you know that?

You wouldn't know a ghost
if he was staring you in the face.

Oh, no?
What about the one right there behind you?

Ghost? Behind me?

- Like, don't make me laugh.
- Yeah.

Oh, no! We're locked in.

Quick. Hide in here.

No. Over here.

Quick. Over here.

Oh, no!

Quick, guys. Over here.
And watch that first...

Step.

Hey, general.

Catch.

You missed me.

How do you like that pain in the neck,
you pain in the neck?

Fools of a feather stick together
and I'm gonna stick you all.

Hey, Grandpa, don't look now,
but your sticker is stuck.

Flight formation. Move bombers away.

All right. Where are you?
Where are y'all?

- Right in here.
- Yeah, but keep it under your hat.

Don't hear anything.
I guess it's safe to go back up, gang.

But this is where the last clue
said we should go.

Sure. Don't you remember?

It said:
"What are you when you're not the buyer?"

You're the seller. Get it? Cellar.

Hey, right.

We're in the right place,
but where do we start?

- This place is, like, humongous.
- Hey, look.

Don't do that, Scoob. That's dangerous.

Doggone it, Scoob.
Like, watch what you're doing.

Smells good. Oh, boy. Look at that!

- What'd you find, Uncle Scoob?
- Like, another diamond?

Better than that.

- Wow. Look at all the hams.
- Yeah.

And look at the ham eating the hams.

Wow. Like, I'm starved.

- Hey, look.
- Wow! Another clue.

Read it, Shag.
What are we faced with next?

A cannon!

Everybody, like, hit the deck!

Pretty funny, huh?

Am I a riot or am I a riot?

You should see your faces.

Hey, what's going on around here?

- Who's shooting off cannons?
- We don't know who's shooting...

...but we know
who's shooting off his mouth!

- Yeah.
- What's a matter with you?

You sick or something?
Let me see your tongue.

Come on. We got ghosts to catch.

- That Shreako has a one-crack mind.
- Never mind about him.

What's the scroll say about the next clue
to the family jewels?

Oh, yeah. It says:
"The next clue you seek is large and flat.

It's the kind of stone
you wear as a hat."

A stone hat? That's ridiculous.

You're right, Scoob. It is ridiculous.

Wouldn't I look cute
with a big stone on my head?

- Hey, guys, that's it. A headstone.
- A headstone?

- Right. Like they put on graves.
- Graves?

Yeah. The next clue to the family jewels
is on a headstone out in the cemetery.

- Cemetery?
- Come on.

Oh, no. Like, here we go again.
Let's go, Scoob.

Scoob? Scooby-Doo, where are you?

- Nobodt here but us hams.
- Ham, huh?

You look more like a chicken to me.
Come on.

Like, hold it, Scrappy.

Let me check to see
if that goon with the gun is out there.

Okay. The coast is clear. Come on.

I guess we gave that dumb Billy Bob
the slip this time.

- Yeah. What a drip.
- You said it, Scoob.

He's the biggest drip I ever met.

- Hey, who you two a calling a drip?
- You.

You!

Now I'm going to blast the boyh of you.

Hey, knock it off, Billy Bob.

Now you cease and desist
that there shooting, Billy Bob.

Now you're in big trouble, boy!
You just violated the vehicular code.

I see you, you dang Beauregards.
Take that.

Halt, Billy Bob. I'm a firing a warning shot.

That's it, Billy Bob!
When I count three, I'm a-shooting.

One, two, three.

No respect for law and order.

You can't fool old Billy Bob Scroggins.
I know you're in there.

Hey, Billy Bob. Not there.

- They're in here.
- Oh, thanks.

Hey, wait a minute.
You wasn't pulling my leg, was you?

Could be.

It's okay, guys. He's gone.

Like, thanks, Scrap.

- Finally we're out of danger.
- Yeah.

- Now we can go to the cemetery.
- Cemetery?

Yikes.

Talk about creepy.
Look at all these stones.

How are we gonna find the right one?

What's that?

- What's what, Scoob?
- I saw that stone move.

- Which one?
- That one.

Like, it looks pretty still to me. Come on.

It moved again! It moved again!

Scoob, don't go freaking out on me.
Gravestones don't move.

- Now, come on. We gotta find that clue.
- Hey, guys. Well don't we split up...

...and search for it. I'll look over there,
okay, Uncle Scoob?

Okay, but be careful.

And you and I will look over here.
Moving headstones.

Oh, no. Don't tell me
you saw another headstone moving.

- Yeah.
- I told you not to tell me that.

See any sign of him, Scoob?

Well, I guess we gave him the slip.
What's that?

Uncle Scoob. Shaggy.
I think I found something.

Wait up.

Hey, guys. What are you doing up there?

- Like, the view is better from here.
- Well, come on down.

I think I found something.

It's this way.

- Hey, hey, now that's a real headstone.
- Hey, that's your Uncle Beauregard.

Yeah, right.
Hey, this must be the clue.

- Did you see that? Like, the hat moved.
- Yeah.

The wind did it.

Remember the clue about the stone hat?

I bet the next clue is underneath it.

I'll bet you're right.
Boost me up so I can get ahold of that hat.

Okay.

Hot dog.

You were right, Scrappy.
I'll just grab these...

- Like, let me out of here.
- Me too.

Gimme!

Come back here!

Hey, guys!
I got the stuff!

Where are you?

Here, Scrappy.

Great work, Scrap old buddt!
I think we gave the ghost the slip!

Think again, you fools!

Now, you infernal snoops, throw up that
jeweled broach and that scroll or I'II...

Or you'll do what, bonehead?

Let me out of here!

- Where did he go?
- I don't know where he went, Scoob!

Lift me up, guys, so I can
have a look.

Okay!

No sign of the ghost! I'm going for help
to get you two guys out of there!

- Okay!
- It doesn't add up, Scoob.

He had us trapped?
Well'd the ghost run off?

Search me!

Wow! It's Scoob!

I'm gonna see if I can make out
what's on this scroll.

Wow! Like, it's so dark in here!

Cut it out, Scoob!
I'm trying to make out what this says!

Like, I told you, don't mess around,
Scoob! I'm reading!

Huh?

Let go, Scoob!
Stop clowning around!

Hi!

Wait!

Calling Sheriff Busby!
Calling Sheriff Busby!

- Quick, sheriff! Come on! Come on!
- Huh? Who?

Scoob and Shaggy are
trapped in the cemetery.

Get a rope and get them out
before the ghost gets them!

Hurry up!
They're trapped like rats!

Run for your life!
It's King Kong!

- Never mind!
- Nuts! They're all nuts!

Dag namn it!
Where the blazes are you, Rufus?

- Who wants to know?
- Your boss, the mayor, that's who!

Oh, hello, Your Honor! How're you?

How's the missis? And the kids?
And how's your dog?

Never mind the corn syrup!

I wanna know when y'all are gonna
find that there escaped circus ape!

Oh, I'm closing, Your Honor!

Well, you better get on the job or you
gonna be out of a job, you hear?

Oh, yes, sir! I'm so close to that
animal I can smell him!

Well, I guess we finally gave
that old ape the slip.

- Yeah, I don't see him anywhere.
- Me neither!

Well, let's get back to the house
and check out this clue.

- Everybody, like, stat close.
- Right!

What's up?
You see something?

No, I can't explain it, but I got this
feeling that somebody's watching us!

It's just your imagination, Shag!

Yeah, I guess so.

This place really gets to you.

Like, if I didn't know better, I'd swear
that somebody's right behind me.

Of course, I know nobody's really there,
but, still, I can't shake the feeling!

Like, it's really ridiculous!
Makes me feel kind of silly, really!

But, I gotta get ahold of myself!

Can't let my nerves get all shot!

No, sir!

I mean, it's really, really dumb, thinking
somebody's out to get you all the time!

Just think positive,
that's all! That's it! Positive!

Just gotta keep repeating to myself:
"Nobody's out to get me!"

Nobody's out to get me!

Nobody's out to get me!

There! Now you got some light, Shag!

Okay, let's take a look at this clue.

- What's it say?
- Huh?

It doesn't say anything.
You gotta read it!

Get it? Boy, am I sharp!

Now you're flat!
Go ahead and read it, pal!

Like, thanks a lot! It says, "You're nearing
the end of this obstacle course...

...so if you go buggy
you won't need a horse."

Buggy? Horse?

Horse and buggy. Where would
you find a horse and buggy?

Like, in a stable! And there's a stable
right out behind the house!

Scram, you sneak!

What a creep!

Don't worry, boss.
We'll get you out!

Oh, boy, you Boo brothers
give failure a bad name!

Let's go out to the stable
and find the next clue!

Come on, guys, give me a hand!

The headless horseman!

Wait a minute, guys!
Look again! It's not real!

Like, you're right! It's one
of those mechanical horses!

Mechanical horse?

Yeah, right!
And the rider's a dummy!

I guess this is one ghost we
don't have to worry about!

Come on, guys!
Let's look for that clue!

Right! I'll check out the hatloft.

Whoa, horst! Whoa!

Hey, Scoob! What are you doing?
Help! A monster's got me!

Oh, you silly boy!
I'm not a monster!

Says you!

Help!

Let me out!

Yikes!

Like, tucko slop-o!

Yoo-hoo!

Up here, sweetie pie!

Get me down, honeypot, and
I'll give you another big kiss!

Like, no thanks!

Oh, poo! I wish he'd quit playing
so all-fired hard to get!

All right! Now, just what
the blazes is going on?

Stop!

Turn it off!

Push the button!

Push the button!
Push the button!

Dang it! Well didn't you push the
button when I told you?

- Like, that's funny.
- What? The sheriff falling in the lake?

No. The sheriff knowing about how to
turn off that mechanical horse!

- Huh?
- Huh?

Calling Rufus Busby! Where you be, Rufus?
Why ain't you out catching that ape?

Because I'm too bust catching a cold!

I don't get what you're trying to say about
the sheriff and the mechanical horse!

What do you mean?

Well, what's the deal? I mean, are you telling
me this sheriff is somehow behind all this?

I can't believe that! I mean, after all, he's
got his hands full just trying to catch...

The ape!

Right! That big, overgrown
jungle jerk!

Jerk?

What a dopet ding-a-ling.

Oh, boy, like, we better get
Scrappy away from that ape!

Come on, Scoob. We gotta
get around in front of him!

Okay!

- I really feel sorry for the poor guy.
- Huh?

Sure! And you know what else?
I don't think he's really dangerous at all!

No. I mean, the big lug's all alone, he's
away from home in the middle of the night.

- He's probably even scared of the dark!
- Uh-huh.

And with the sheriff chasing him
all the time...

...and all the spooky stuff going on around
this place, he's probably a bundle of nerves!

Yeah!

Sure! The poor stiff!

I hate to think what it would sound like
if the big fella ran into the skull ghost.

Hey, Shag! That's a great imitation!

Shag? Uncle Scoob?

Right here, Scrappy!

Huh? Hey, how'd you guys do that?

Never mind.
Let's get away from here!

So anyhow, Shag, what's this
theory you got about the sheriff?

All I'm saying is, the sheriff could've been
dressed up as that headless horseman...

...who chased our truck
when we first got here!

- But well would he do that?
- Yeah! Well?

I don't now. Maybe just to do like everybody
else around here. Drive us buggy!

Buggy! The last clue talks
about "going buggy"!

I bet it meany this buggy!

Another jewel and the next
clue's gotta be here!

I knew it! Here they are!

- Read the clue, Shag!
- Let's see.

It says: "To get to the bottom
of things is the trick.

Think how you're feeling
when you're not sick!"

That's it! Well!
You feel well! This well!

Right again, Scrap old buddt. Where'd
you learn to figure stuff out like that?

- From Uncle Scoob!
- From Scoob?

Who else?

Come on, Shag, crank me down!

See anything, Scrappy?

There you are, you dang Beauregard!

Oh, no! Not him again!
Quick, Scoob! Like, follow me!

I got you now! Ain't nobodt gonna
save you this time, Beauregard!

Not even Sadie Mat, that
dingbat sister of mine!

Don't worry, Shaggy, honet.
I'll save you.

Oh, no!

- Hey!
- Wow!

Like, look at this!

Looks like an old, secret
Civil War supplt cave!

Yeah! And there's a tunnel opening.

Hey, what's that?

It's a pearl necklace
and another clue!

It says: "At the end of this tunnel
are many more pearls.

But on the way are many more perils."

Great! Let's get rolling!

- Where do you think you're going?
- I gotta make a call!

- A call! What kind of a call?
- This kind: Help!

Come on.

Wow! This is sure a long tunnel!
I can't see the end of it.

- Hey, what's that up there?
- Looks like a hatch.

Yeah! Like, maybe it's a way out!

Hey! Like, we're back
in the cemetery!

See any ghosts?

No! No sweat! Come on up, guys!
There's no ghosts for two miles!

Yikes! Would you believe, two feet?

That did it! Now y'all going to
pat for your trespassing!

You'll never get away.

You can't escape! I'm springing
the booby traps, you boobs!

Oh, no! A dead end!

Well, at least we're out of danger!

No, we're not! Look!

Oh, no!

- I thought we were goners!
- Me too!

Hey, like we're back in the basement!
How about that?

I bet that's how the ghosts
get in and out of the house.

Hey, guys, look! More pearls!
Just like the last clue said!

And another scroll! Come on!
Let's go upstairs and read this thing!

You know, now that the tunnel is blocked,
I got a feeling we're rid of the ghosts!

Oh, no! Now we got a whole
house full of ghosts!

Ghosts! Like, we're up to
our elbows in ghosts!

Okay, gang! Let's boogie!

- Hi, guys! Great partt, huh?
- Partt?

Yeah. Things was getting pretty deadlt,
so we invited the whole family over!

That's my cousin Creepo dancing
with his ghoul-friend, Sleeko...

...and our nephew Creako,
and there's cousin Sheiko.

- And that's our country cousin, Zeko.
- Like, who's that weirdo?

Oh, that's Uncle Htde-and-Seeko! He's
always trying to find himself, you know?

They're just folks but lots of fun!
Hey, you want some of this partt food?

- Looks good!
- Like, what is it?

Scream dip and bone chips!
Yummy!

Like, this is just too much!

Hey, pal! Come on, get in the spirit!
Get it? Ghosts? Spirit?

Boy, what a riot!

Yeah, it's a riot, okay!
And the riot's over!

Like, everybody O-U-T!

- Huh?
- Out! Out!

Okay, gang!
Spoilsport here says to get lost!

And that goes for you nerds too!
Like, hit the road!

What? But we haven't
caught your ghosts yet!

That's the trouble!

Yeah! All you do is mess around!

- So just go back where you came from!
- But we can't do that, pal!

No, we can't, I tell you!

Oh, no! Well not?

Well, you see, guys, the truth is,
we're orphan ghosts!

- Orphans?
- Orphans?

- That's right! No mother! No father!
- No home of our own to haunt!

That's well we needed the job!

All we ever wanted was to earn enough
to get our own place.

You know, just a nice scary little
house in a spooky neighborhood.

But if you don't want us,
I guess that's it.

Come on. Let's see if they can squeeze
us in at the spirit's rescue mission.

Oh, the poor guys!
Gee, I'm sorry I fired them!

- That's okay!
- We forgive you!

Well, okay, guys,
you're back on the job.

- But you gotta catch some ghosts!
- So, like, shape up or ship out, okay?

Yes, sir!
Boo brothers, attention! About face!

- What about my face?
- It's facing the wrong way, that's what!

Forward, march!

Will you come on!

It takes real talent to be
as dumb as those guys!

Never mind them, Shag. What about
reading the clue we found downstairs?

Clue? Oh, yeah!
It says:

"There's no mystery about the next clue...

...inside Bear Cave,
the jewel's in plain view."

Hey, we were there before.
This is gonna be east!

Yeah, real east.
Provided the bear isn't around!

The bear?

Careful, guys! Keep a sharp lookout for...
Billy Bob!

Hey, you! Cool it!

I got a beat on you now! I'm counting
to three and then you're gonna get it!

One...

...two...

...three.

Gotcha!
Oops!

Guess I'm just a mite too smart for you!

Like, I sure hope this is the last clue.

I can't wait to get back to the house so
I can get something to eat!

- Me too!
- I can go for that!

Oh. Wow! What I wouldn't give right
now for a great big omelet...

...smothered in mushrooms and onions,
and a big heap of french fries on the side.

Or maybe a big pizza.

Yeah, a pizza with lots of hot, oozt
cheese, and maybe for dessert...

...a huge hot fudge sundae,
with a big gob of whipped cream.

And a cherrt on top!

Yeah, a whole bunch of cherries.

Oh, boy, but we can't think
about food now!

We gotta get to Bear Cave.
What's that?

Sounded like the bear!

That's the bear, all right!
He must be right nearby!

He's getting closer!

Wait a minute! That's not a bear!
It's my uncle Scoob's stomach!

It is? It is.

Well, tell your stomach
to, like, knock it off!

I can't help it!
I'm hungry!

Never mind food now, Scoob.
We gotta get to the bear's cave...

...and find the next clue.
Come on!

Oh, boy! Berries!

Like, never mind eating now, Scoob!
Come on!

Okay! Just one more!

Doggone it, Scoob! Will you stop
with the stomach noises already?

- That's not me!
- Huh?

Well, here's Bear Cave.

Sure hope he's not around. The scroll says
the jewel's supposed to be east to spot.

- I see it!
- So do I!

- Me too.
- Like, give me a boost, Scoob.

Just a little higher, Scoob!

Got it!

Talk about a close one!

- Yeah!
- But we got the jewels and the clue.

Like, let's bug out of this rock pile!

- What's that?
- Looks like headlights.

Like, look out, guys!

- Hey! That's your truck, Shaggy!
- What's it doing here?

I don't know, but here it comes again!
Let's get out of here!

Totally weird! First it vanishes,
then it reappears...

...then it goes by itself,
then it just stops by itself!

Hey, look at this! Somebodt attached
a remote-control gizmo to our truck.

But well did it stop?

Whoever was controlling this
thing must be out of range.

Who would do that?

Who else, Scoob, except
the ghost! Come on!

Let's drive back to the house
and read this next clue!

Gee, like, I just can't figure it out.

- Figure out what, Shag?
- How our truck got into that cave.

The last time we saw it, it was
sinking into the ground!

That's right!

I mean, it just doesn't
make any sense!

There must be a tunnel
that connects with the cave.

Like the one under the cemetery
where the ghost chased us!

Anyhow, if anymore ghosts start chasing us,
we can outrun them!

Well, you better start running, Shag!

- Yikes!
- You trespassers are doomed!

Keep it up, Shag!
You're pulling away from him!

If I can get over that bridge,
I think I can lose him!

Oh, no! It won't go into gear!

- Come on! Come on!
- I'm trying! I'm trying!

So, what's the next clue say, Shag?

What's that?

It's just the window, guys.

- Come on, read it!
- I will! Like, keep your shirt on!

Pretty.

The ape!

Okay, big guy, cool it! Give!

Uh-huh!

Scrappy! Get away from him!
Like, don't mess around!

- Come on!
- No!

Come here, pal!
I'll make you a deal!

If you give me the jewels, then...

- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah!

How'd he do that?

Good thing I thought of that
old mechanical horse.

Yeah!

Hello, sheriff? You got a cold?
You sound different.

Anyhow, we got your circus ape.
Come on and get him.

Where? Where do you think?
The Beauregard mansion.

That's where. Hello? Hello?
That's weird!

Hope he got the message!
I got this message, for sure!

The clue says: "Go to a place
that covers the tide...

...to find the last clue, just peer inside!"

But "peer" is spelled P-l-E-R!

Like by the wayer! You're right, Shag!
This boathouse has to be the place.

Just think! The last clue to the whole
family fortune is inside here!

Okay, guys, let's split up and start looking!

The ghost!

- What ghost?
- Over there!

Oh, there's nobodt there!
Scoob, you give me a pain sometimes!

There it is! The final clue!
Quick, Shag, read it!

It says: "No more riddles, here ends the
chase. The treasure's in the fireplace!"

- In the fireplace, eh?
- Huh?

Thank you for solving the
mystery for me! Fools!

Farewell, and good riddance!

At last! The treasure is mine!

- Like, what happened?
- How'd we get out of the wayer?

We just thought you might like a lift!
Get it? Lift up?

- Pipe down!
- The Boo brothers! Gee, thanks!

Well, you saved us, but it's too late to
keep the ghost from getting the treasure.

What do you mean, "too late"? No ghost
beats the Boo brothers! Spirit speed...

There must be a lever here someplace.

- I've got it!
- Not yet you don't!

Like, just hold it right there, Mr. Ghost,
or whoever you are!

Stand back!
Nothing's going to stop me now!

Take at look at those diamonds!

Let's take a look at that ghost.

The sheriff!

Somebodt call me?

Huh?

Like, wow!
So this guy is your brother?

Yep, my black-sheep brother, T.J.

Likes to swipe patrol cars and impersonate
ghosts and me! Don't you?

- Yeah! You goody-goody brother!
- T.J., the masquerade's over!

I knew this treasure was here!
I knew it!

All my life I've wanted to get my hands on it!
And I had it!

Yeah, for about 20 seconds!

And now we're gonna get you
straightened out! Come on!

Pretty amazing! To think that guy
could imitate all the ghosts!

Oh! I wouldn't be too sure about that!

It's just me!

Well, I guess there's no real
ghosts here after all!

Oh, no?

Like, wow! What a meal!

- You said it, Shag! I'm stuffed!
- Me too!

Dessert is served!

- More food?
- More food?

- Hey!
- Oh. Hi, guys!

I guess we take the cake!

You get it?
Take the cake?

We're ever so sorry we ate it,
but we were just so hungry.

Oh, that's okay, you deserve it.

As a matter of fact, you deserve
a lot more! Right, guys?

You Boo brothers were such a big help that
we're leaving you guys this whole house!

Yeah, to haunt for as long as you like!

- Wow!
- That's great! But where are you guys going?

Like, we're splitting for home!

What are you gonna do
with the diamonds?

They're going to the Beauregard
trust fund for orphans!

Gee, that's sweet!

Goodbye!

- Bye!
- Goodbye!

Nothing against the Boo brothers,
but I hope I never see another ghost!

Uh-oh! Speaking of ghosts! Look!

Knock it off, Scoob.
You pulled that joke before!

It's no joke!

Yikes!