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I adjure thee by God that thou not toilest me.

What is thy name?

We're recording this map only 40 miles to Ridgecrest, so we can meet Joe at the

gas station just on time, and then we'll be there in no hurry.

I haven't seen him in years. Is he still smoking cheese?

No, I heard he gave it up. You know, I always knew that he was a quitter.

I'm not like you, huh?

Hell no.

I'd name-line it if I could.

Willie, you know what I've been wondering about?

Since I was a kid?

No, but I'm sure you're going to tell me.

What is it?

Forget it.

It's no big deal.

So why did you mention it?

I didn't mention anything.

Of course you mentioned something.

So why mention?

I don't know yet.

If you don't know...

Then there's nothing.

I wouldn't be asking you if I knew what it was.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you started asking me something you've been

wondering about since your childhood, but you didn't tell me what it was, so

call me crazy.

Crazy.

Luke, if you're going to be such a stoner, at least forget what you're

talking about in the middle of the story, not in the beginning. It's a pain

in the ass.

Right.

Great. Just go ahead.

I've been wondering about the Moomoo.

Yeah. You know.

It's warm and pretty.

Fluffy. The Moomoo.

Again, Doctor, you've lost me.

Well...

Do you think that we all had a Moomoo once?

Or that we all had a pee-pee?

Or that the Moomoo turned into the pee-pee?

Well, the pee-pee fell off and then came the Moomoo, you see?

It doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't add up in the biological sex gene.

Look, what are you talking about?

Okay.

Come on, Jeff.

What is this shit?

It's an old negative. I can smell this blood type.

Oh, yeah, right.

You know, Nicholas, I would appreciate it if you didn't drink so much.

You didn't drink during your lifetime, so why should you start now?

All right, look.

I know booze can kill you, but I'm dead already, so why the fuck should I care

now? And why should you?

Because I do care.

Don't forget our orders come from the highest source, and they shouldn't be

slighted in the least.

And it's not up to you to question my authority when it comes to taking

action.

So, my friend, it's up to you.

You may choose your instrument of execution personally.

I forgot.

You are one fucking sadist, man.

So let me see if I have this right.

These guys are going to kill me. Right.

And nothing will make you change your mind, right?

Sorry.

Why do you do that?

Why? I like fruit.

You are about to become a soldier of the Legion.

You should be proud of that.

You should be grateful that we have chosen you.

For we serve the Supreme Master.

You think this is funny?

I don't think your situation is very amusing at all.

Oh, there's something funny here.

You want to hear it?

See, my daddy always told me I better change my ways and not be so nasty.

Or the men in the white coats would come and get me.

Only I didn't expect you to look like this.

Wearing those ugly gray suits and all.

But hey, what the fuck?

You see, when I was 13, I had my own game.

Because I was the fastest, meanest, smartest, toughest motherfucker in the

whole block.

And then these two little pricks moved in.

They were cool.

They were the most useless pieces of shit ever put on this God's green earth.

You guys ever know anyone so useless like that?

You want to know what I did?

And, well, like I said to Daddy, he was into everything.

And he was always walking around the town with his...

Ugly gray suit on.

He was so filthy green.

I mean, he would wipe his ass with $100 bills every fucking day.

And let me tell you something. It was a huge ass.

And like I said, I was a mean businessman.

Half the money in advance.

He's just a nice guy.

The rest of it after you finish the execution.

You tell anybody, kid, we'll fucking find you.

Pretty sweet deal, huh?

But what I'm most proud of is I made those two little pricks orphans. That's

what I'm most proud of.

Hey,

hey, hey!

We need him for the Legion. Don't waste him completely.

Okay,

now we paid for it.

I think he was right about our suits.

Green is so lifelike and dull.

You know, they look just like rags.

They make us look distinguished.

Bullshit.

I think we should try pink.

You know, it's in vogue. We look more up-to-date.

Pink? Pink, what are you, a sissy?

I don't give a fuck about being in vogue.

It doesn't make any difference.

You know your problem?

You just don't have any sense of fashion.

That's all.

You know, to you, anyone who doesn't agree with your taste is a sissy.

I mean, look at this. Look at this. These fucking gray suits look exactly

like the fucking pavement.

Welcome to the theater.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Gina,

you don't get it, do you?

Gina, just believe it.

One day you're going to be mine.

I'm going to marry you.

Okay, Mick, great, fine, but we're closing right now, so why don't you go

home?

Anything happen to him?

No, just the usual.

You know, Gina, You've got a nice place with people.

Yeah, I really like the people around here.

And I really like my job.

Magic. That's something you can rely on.

I think you fit in really well. You're in a nice little family.

Yeah. Anyway, I've got to go.

See you.

See you tomorrow, Casey. Thank you.

Stop saying that. I'm not.

Believe me, as a friend, you are.

I don't mean to embarrass you, William.

You don't. Just think before you talk.

But doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of it?

Stop! Hey, where are you guys headed?

Ridgecrest!

Luke.

Skywalker. Luke, shut the fuck up.

Don't mind my friend. He's a little childish.

My name is Billy.

Billy Baldwin.

Mike Knight.

Why do you figure a guy like me picks up a couple of tramps like you?

And you weren't even hitchhiking.

I literally had to invite you in.

Okay.

Look, you don't have to help us. We can make it on our own, so...

If you just stop the car and let us out, we'll be on our merry way.

Besides that, we have a very important appointment with our cousin, Joe.

He's a really big guy, really mean.

He'd be really pissed off if we don't make it on time.

They found him out at the Kern River, oh, about three weeks ago.

Someone picked him up.

You know, that Spanish boy.

He's been really strong.

But the guy that picked him up had a gun.

What do you think he did?

Um, he killed them.

No shit, of course he killed them. Worse than that.

He shot them in the knees, in the arms, so they're defenseless.

And then he drags them behind the car.

Real slow, all the way to the curb.

And he gets out.

It's kind of nice.

What happens next?

He cuts off her private and sticks them in the boy's mouth.

Then he cuts off his ball and sticks them in her mouth.

Then he slices their eyes.

Then he cuts off their fingers, their toes, and their feet.

And then he opens them up.

And he strangles them with each other's guts.

That was really sick.

Isn't that really sick?

Yeah, that's pretty disgusting, man.

He was a real psycho, wasn't he? Hey, fuck you!

No, no, no. This guy had a brilliant idea. This guy is probably very, very

smart. Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it really.

He was a brilliant guy. He was a real...

Real genius. A rare genius.

He was totally in control.

Totally in control. Yeah.

Yeah. He was in control.

I lost my wallet, sir.

Your what?

My wallet, sir. You lost your wallet? Yeah, down at the Kern River.

All right, everybody out of the car, now!

Out of the car!

Fuck you. You're really brilliant.

Get in the fucking car.

Come on. Get in the fucking car. Get in the car.

Get in the car.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Got some money?

We're gonna take ourselves a little trip.

Fine. Uh, that'll be $20, please. Please. Thank you.

All right, everybody!

Get down! Get down! Get down on the floor! Get down!

Hey, you know what we're here for, buddy.

I give up. What the hell do you want?

Hey, Joey, we got a white guy here!

Let's see what you're left of before you fuck a braids out!

Hey, hey, hey, lady!

I said get down! Get your ass down on the floor!

Hey, lady!

Are you deaf? Are you deaf or just stupid?

Get that down!

Or do you want to fuck with me?

Yeah, maybe I do.

Hey!

Hey! Hurry up!

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Are you fucking crazy?

Why don't you drop your gun?

Are you fucking crazy? One more time.

Drop your gun.

Good evening, my dear lady.

Stop that bullshit.

I ain't no lady. I'm old and fuzzy.

So what do you two creeps want from me?

I beg your pardon.

My partner and I were just discussing an important issue here. If you'd just give

us a moment, please.

Listen, you're wasting my precious time and I ain't got much left of it.

Well, you're right about that, at least. So why don't you just shut the fuck up

and wait until it's your turn to talk, okay?

She's an A negative.

I'm closing the door now.

I'm closing the door. Hey, hey, hey. Are you this stupid?

Okay, just get it through your thick, senile brain that you have to wait a

second.

Jeez.

You fucking asshole. What the shit do I have to wait for?

We were discussing how we're going to end your miserable, pathetic existence.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad you see me? That's it. Let's

just shoot the bitch.

goddamn truck the fuck do you care you're dead meat anyway i'm gonna cut

you into little pieces to rest my ass in mexico oh i'm sick of you guys you know

you really think you're gonna get away with this every cop in this state is

gonna be on you like stink on shit bullshit this plan is brilliant because

it's so obvious and don't be thinking i'm a stupid

It was worth it killing that old lady just for a liquor cabinet.

Bet up with you and your fucking drinking, man. We have orders to recruit

as many soldiers as possible. A legion! And all you do is drink and sabotage the

job. Oh, I sabotage the job, huh? I sabotage the job?

And who is it who wastes hours discussing with the victims the type of

execution they might like?

Personally, I prefer not.

I mean, what the fuck is that?

Huh? Jesus, you're going to kill them in the most sadistic manner anyway.

And I am sick to death of your fancy schmancy way of talking, you know.

My dear lady.

I beg your pardon, ma'am.

I'm like a faggot.

So you don't like pink.

Okay, what about green?

Green is the color of nature.

It's gentle, soothing, right?

Where are you? You're the one that keeps fucking up.

You either shoot yourself or get hit by some car.

I am fed up with having to take care of you.

Hey, hey, hey, you don't have to take care of me. I'm the one who should be

taking care of you.

And that whole car accident was just a fluke.

Couldn't happen again in a million years.

I fucking believe you shot your fucking brother.

Well, you know, it'll heal. Don't worry about it.

He always finds me no matter how I alter my form

Now that he has destroyed all of my people we

are the only ones to remain All I want is some peace

What the hell? You left that all behind.

I couldn't care less.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Has it occurred to you that we might be hungry as well?

Nope.

I was expecting that.

Listen, I don't want to disturb you, but

we haven't eaten all day long, and considering this is your thousandth

burger, don't you think you could share at least one with us? Just one.

You want me to share?

Sure, I'm going to share with you.

Liv!

Goodbye!

There goes my appetite.

What?

Excuse me again, sir.

I have to take a piss.

That isn't going to happen.

It is going to happen if you don't let me go.

I'm going to have to sleep in your piss pants.

Well? And then they're going to stay pissed till the morning. And then I'm

going to climb into your beautiful car and stain your shiny teeth.

All right.

But you go together.

Come on.

Do you think that I could stay here and watch TV with you?

Get the fuck in there! Come on!

I'm going to go for a sip.

It's alright, go ahead.

Shit, I can't do this myself.

You're going to have to help me. William, I'm not going to put my hands

on your pants.

Come on, I'm going to help you too.

William!

God help those...

You're late again, Gina.

I'm sorry.

Is everything all right?

You look so nervous. Is anything wrong with you?

No.

You know, every time I start looking forward to something, you know, it's

like something always has to go wrong.

You know, it's like, look at this town for the past few weeks.

It's like a ghost town, you know?

Five suicides and... And 20 people missing?

I mean, where are they all?

The Rybaks?

The Morrisons? What, are they all on vacation?

May I help you?

Yeah, I'm with the band.

I think you booked us, so I guess we're playing here tonight.

Uh-huh.

And Robin.

Robin's my name.

Yeah. All right, go ahead.

Real nice time. Thank you.

It's a shame that cop being shot and all.

Okay. Let's go, boys. You must be very hungry by now. Yeah, for Spanish food.

Before I kill you, I'm going to put about 12 pounds of rocks up your ass.

The car.

Get the car. Don't push it. I'm pushing you all I want.

I got the gun.

Hello? Can I help you?

I'm sorry, you cannot smoke in here. What?

I'm not smoking.

The cigar in your hand. Please, just put it up in the air. I'm trying to quit.

You see, I don't inhale.

I'm just looking for my friends. Maybe they were here last night.

One's recovering retarded.

One's bordering retarded. You remember?

Oh, yes, I remember. One is recovering retarded. One is bordering retarded.

They were here with a very nice man here last night, but they trashed the room

into my hotel.

Okay? And you are in here smoking in my lobby. They put it in there. I say, you

get outside.

You know what? I'm going to help you out here.

Yeah? Yeah. Just put those two wires, the red one and the black one, together.

And you know what? I'm going to go inside and start the engine for you.

How's that?

Right here, this one? Right, that one.

You sure now?

I'm sure. Okay, let's do it, man. All right.

have to be doing this what's the point that i'll tell you what the point is

we're having a good time aren't we you got any idea what it's like to know you

could die at any minute yeah yeah my wife

my son jimmy yeah we never had much one day

without any warning she just leaves me takes my little boy with her you

understand

I go to see the doctor.

Man, sometimes it just all comes down on you.

Oh, Mike, that is so sad.

Is that when you found Jesus?

I got cancer.

It's in the lymph nodes.

I don't stand a chance to survive.

So now I want to spend the rest of my life like I've always dreamed. I want to

go downtown and...

have a ball. I want to spend some money. I want to have some fun. I get the

point. Look, I feel really sorry for you, Mike, but it wasn't

our fault, so just don't kill us.

She could have cared.

She could have waited a little bit longer. She could have waited longer.

She didn't have to take my little boy Harry from me.

I thought you said his name was Jimmy.

Did I say Jimmy?

Jimmy.

Oops.

All right, I don't have a little boy, I don't have a wife, and I sure as hell

don't have cancer, thank God.

But I think I'm just going to take care of this.

Reach over, grab his keys.

I get it.

I get it.

You guys are going to blow my brains out. No, no, Mike. I was reaching for a

free medicine. That's it.

Here. Now lock yourselves, boys, and get out.

I'm going to hurry up. Hurry up.

Come on.

Stand together.

Mike, we can talk this over now, can't we? Yeah.

Congratulations, Luke Gifford.

Kick your ass.

And this is your grandfather.

Ernest. You both will be very proud once you've joined the beach.

Do you understand?

You're disgusting.

Please, just ignore him.

Oh.

You have your choice.

How do you want to be executed?

for the night I think I'll take this

I mean, look what you caused. I mean, just look at this.

You see this?

You see this bloody mess? Well, hey, I'm just about to do it.

No, no, no. I mean, this wouldn't happen if you weren't so drunk and accident

-prone.

Look, I don't want to talk about this anymore, okay? You don't want to talk

about this? No, I don't. I want to talk about our suits again. Our suits? Yes,

because I am hating this color more and more and more.

I mean, it's disgusting.

All right, that's it. I put my foot down.

We are getting ourselves some new suits.

Okay, Nicholas.

That makes you happy?

I'm thirsty.

My feet hurt.

What are we going to eat?

Why didn't we hitchhike?

Kiss my ass, Luke.

That's the last time I take advice from you.

Look what's coming up!

Where the fuck is everybody, William? It's like a ghost town. How should I

know, Luke?

Ridgecrest.

Fuck off.

It's so quiet, man. It gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Yes, Luke. This is a quiet, quaint little village. The people here don't

feel the need to talk all the time, unlike you.

You crazy ass.

Joe, I'm hungry.

Let's go eat something.

Burgers. Big, tasty, juicy burgers.

Can you smell that?

Wow.

That's something.

Delivered by an angel. I think I'm going to enjoy myself.

See you later, guys.

We don't

have any cash.

Oh, my God. Are you totally... fucking insane or what?

What do you think my mic would have done to us if no one had you have that, huh?

Huh? And I'll tell you, it would not have been pleasant.

Luke,

shut the fuck up.

All right.

At least I know who to blame.

Yeah, nice ice-cold memory to it. Okay, and you?

Goblin, too.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Who can gobble?

Anybody in there?

Holy moly, it's so weird to make the puppy laugh.

Now, she's really something.

Cheers. Cheers.

Hey, you didn't ask for my name yet.

So, what's your name?

Alicia. And yours?

Joe.

Let me tell you something.

I bet there's an empty guest room somewhere.

It's not a stupid-looking suit, okay? It's a cool outfit, all right?

What color is it, huh? Is it mustard?

No, it's lemon, all right? Yeah, the pink ones would have been better, but

no, you said no.

Hey, what are you doing whining? You want some cheese with that wine, huh?

Shut up. They're going to probably laugh right in our face. They're not going to

laugh.

Really told her.

Thanks.

You know, hippies aren't the best judge of fashion anyway.

Oh! Oh!

Delia!

I think

you're right.

A quick buck before dinner would just fit the bill. I don't think I'm eyes on

someone. And I'm going to go talk to her.

And what are you going to tell her?

I ain't going to ask her to fuck.

What's the use in all this smooth talk?

Women today, they don't want that shit.

They want you to put your cards right on the table.

You mean Billy Boyd?

Well, in the past, a woman might have gotten embarrassed or something if you

asked her to fuck. But I am telling you, the times they have achieved.

No, she would have kicked the teeth out of your head. She would have been right.

You're missing my point.

Women are the weaker link in the biological sex chain. You've got to

learn how to take advantage of that.

Bird boy, a woman just can't be the man.

But you're not listening to me.

So the kid is going to have to show you how it's done.

Hey there.

What's your name?

Okay, well how's about a quick pop?

What the fuck is so funny?

Stupid bitch.

So women are weak by nature. That's not what I said.

What I said is women are the weak link to the biological sex chain. That's what

I said.

Let me help you.

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

Fucking clock.

Relax, I already apologized.

I will be right back to clean up. No, no, no, just give me a rag, I'll take

it.

Go fuck yourself, dick.

Hi, my name's Luke. Would you mind if I join your conversation?

What the hell is

this shit? I don't speak French.

It wasn't too bad for a first try.

It must be some flashback from an earlier life or something.

Hey, hey, why are you walking so fast? I've had it with you. Just... Look,

you can't blame me for this, okay?

This could have happened to you exactly the same way.

I don't want to talk about it, okay?

Just do us both a favor and get away from that manhole cover.

You should know by now, with your bad luck, it'll probably collapse under your

feet. You know I've had it with you, too.

What am I, your fucking scapegoat for everything?

Hey, hey, Mr. Fucking Pessimist, look at this, huh?

Huh? Ha!

Ha!

Ew, Jesus, it didn't collapse, did it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jesus, you worry about the silliest little things.

This one is mine.

And you thought I had bad luck.

My supreme master.

Your command has been fulfilled. We have recruited the leader.

What happened to the other idiot?

Yes, well, master...

He turned out to be completely incompetent. And by some weird

coincidence, he just burned up and died.

Fuck!

It wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault. It happened as we were walking down

the street and there was some strange synchronicity.

I mean, he was standing there on that spot.

And I told him not to do that. He shouldn't be standing there in that...

Fuck! Did he listen to me? No!

So it wasn't my fault? I told him it wasn't my fault? Just shut the fuck up!

That is the most stupid report I've heard in my life.

He can't be dead.

I've blessed you with immortality.

Is to shred you into pieces.

Or to destroy your non-existing brain!

W-what did you- A worm!

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-y Oh,

I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's my fault.

Tell me.

What's your name?

Um, Gina.

Oh!

Did you go?

Oh, yeah, but it's okay.

Well, show me.

Show me.

You know, I was wondering what your name was.

William. William.

I'm off in about five minutes. You guys want to come hang out with me and my

friend? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

Everyone, this is William. I asked him to join us.

These are my German friends. Other than him, Sylvia and Michael, Jacqueline and

Peter.

Pleased to meet you.

Yeah, come on, sit down.

What was your name again?

Her name is Susan.

That's cool, but she doesn't speak for herself.

She can't speak, nor hear.

A deaf and mute chick? I don't think it's fucking bullshit.

Hey, don't make a fool of her. She's very good in reading your lips.

Oh, excuse me.

I've got to take a dump.

What a mom.

I'm a little fucked up right now.

I mean, aren't people just a little strange in here?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean... You see?

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Look what she's doing.

Oh, my God.

She's, like, morphing into something.

Lucy.

She just, like, morphed and changed and stuff.

No, she's fine. She's great.

She's just getting through puberty.

Puberty.

Puberty.

I

hit

you!

Nothing.

It was really nice.

No No,

please no go back into the kitchen no,

please Hey

Superman

lose your balls. I got a pair of nice big balls for you here. You got big

balls. Yo

That's a real pretty necklace you got.

It's a Buddhist chain from Tibet.

It's a piece.

Maybe you should get one.

Do I need to have a ponytail?

You faggot!

You know what? There's something strange here.

I know.

Did you see that guy?

He broke his hand, his arm, split his head open, broke his leg, threw him over

the bar. What happens? He just gets up and he leaves.

There's something weird here.

You know what, Casey?

I know, but there's really nothing we can do about it. So let's just forget

it. Let's forget about it.

Thanks. I'm going to go back to the kitchen. Miss Gina Carroll?

Yeah, that's me.

Would you like to step outside for a moment, please?

What for? Why should I?

You don't seem to understand you don't really have a choice.

Okay.

Break the party.

I don't think so.

Drop it or spread the hat.

Who is this comedian?

Oh, look at you two. You need to learn how to enjoy life.

Get a little out of hand.

Things will clean up in a minute or two.

Welcome to the Legion.

Die!

We can't just sit around here waiting for you to call the Legion.

I'm going to go and help Peter.

Are you crazy? You stupid!

All right, we'll shoot you right on the spot.

I wouldn't do that in front of you.

Please don't hurt me.

Don't come any closer, you monster!

Trust me.

Just trust me. I want to help you.

Trust me.

Joe, what the hell are you doing? Don't you quit smoking. Joe!

Are you all right?

I'd like to get rid of the shit out of my back!

Why don't you walk off and join your little breed, and you can talk about

metamorphosis or cancer of the face, because I really don't give a fuck.

Or... Or what?

What are you going to do, shoot me?

To be honest with you, I've been thinking about that, yeah.

You know what, honey?

You've got to think a lot harder than that. You don't have enough guns and

ammo to kill me. You just can't kill me. Why not? Worked on the others, didn't

it? The other ones, they're just trash on legs.

They were just killed and then reanimated.

There's no cell renewal working in them. That's a very interesting point,

actually.

So you want to convince us that you're invulnerable or invincible or whatever.

And when the mood comes over you, you transform that faith of yours into this

lovely, irresistible mug.

Well, what the hell are you then? Well, I'm not invulnerable. I suffer the same,

just as you do. Instead of you guys fucking arguing, let's think about

taking care of Michael and getting out of here.

You people in there!

See that tall blonde man out there?

He's the one that is responsible for all of this. And who the devil is he?

You just said his very name.

Who the hell are you? What the heck do you want?

My name is Tagayo.

Tagayo? Sounds more like a sushi roll than a name.

Did she tell you this story yet?

That I am the devil in flesh?

No!

It's her!

Who is the devil?

You know what?

I don't want to hear anybody's fucking bullshit anymore.

Listen.

I am not interested in you.

It's her I want.

I am here for her.

So why don't I make you a suggestion?

Come out and go home.

I'll give you two hours.

And then we will come in.

Now, that sounds like a perfectly reasonable offer to me. Why don't we

just give him what he wants and get the hell out of here? He's lying to you.

He's trying to get you outside.

That way, we're not going to be locked in here. You know, right now, we're

sitting in the perfect trap.

Wow. Okay, there's a private entrance in the kitchen, which leads out by the

parking lot. This is our only chance. And what if it doesn't work? Well, then

we're fucked.

Right in the ass. You got a better suggestion, though?

Look, according to Blondie, we don't have too much time left anyway. An hour

and 50 minutes, to be precise. And there's one thing you can be sure of. He

will get in.

Great. Thank you for the positive information again. Okay, so let's move

it. Quickly.

Would you guys mind involving me in this conversation?

Peter, we're leaving. So you can come with us, or you can stay. It's up to

you.

No, I don't want you to go with her.

We should better stay here with Sylvia and Malcolm. Jackie, honey, look around,

okay? You and I are leaving.

Peter!

All right, we'll stay.

And you?

I'm with you, man.

Okay, well, then good luck to you then.

Okay, now you go. No, you go. Go ahead.

Go. Okay. I'll go.

Go.

What happened to you here? I can't move.

Help.

Leave him alone.

What is it that they are worth to you, Gina?

They're my friends.

And I love him.

And that is something that you will never know anything about.

So why do you think I stayed on this godforsaken planet?

Do you think I enjoy this place?

No!

I'm trapped here for you.

It is our destiny.

The unity of our soul.

But it is your choice, Gina.

Should we live together?

Or shall they die?

Hey, big boy. Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

There's no way out.

Tina!

Why should you believe me? Why don't you go inside and ask your friends, huh?

we all just fucking kill ourselves.

This is so stupid.

Fuck this, man!

Fuck this!

I don't trust any of you anymore.

Especially not you, Missy. If you leave, you're gonna die.

Bullshit. Bull fucking shit.

I know who you are.

He's going to die.

In about less than an hour, he'll bleed to death.

He's strong.

He will survive.

Okay, but how long do you think he can survive for?

So what are you thinking of?

Come on, just tell us.

I could make him like me.

That's it.

You have to fucking leave right now. No, she'll stay with us. If anybody can help

us, she's the one. But we still don't know who or what you are, and I don't

think Michael would like to wake up as a demon.

What would happen to him, exactly?

I don't know yet.

You see? She doesn't even know.

That's really reassuring.

Can I remind you all that our blonde friend out there, whoever the fuck she

is, did give us an ultimatum. And according to my watch, we have 15

minutes until he comes in here and all fucking hell breaks loose.

Can we please deal with that? Okay, guys.

It's kind of unpredictable because I really don't know if he'll have full

control of himself.

He could somehow crack and turn into a freaking fucking freak. Yeah, maybe.

But it could also work.

Well, Michael, I would rather die.

You know, Luke, you're really bugging me. You know, in the next moment, you'll

be the one begging for your own death. If you don't for once, shut the fuck up.

You know, I thought you were my friend.

You know, friends stick together.

I see how it is if you want to side with some make-fakes right there.

Go ahead, okay?

Don't you understand?

You're my best friend. I'd do anything for you.

I'd break my pinky for you if I had to.

All right, what are you waiting for?

You don't believe me?

You're wrong.

All right, then go ahead.

All right, then.

I'll do it.

For William, I'm loyal.

Okay, then go ahead. Do it.

And don't think I'm doing it for you, you fucking bitch.

I understand completely.

Oh, sweet Jesus, it hurts.

Luke, what are you doing?

I told you I'd do it, I promise.

What are you, fucking crazy?

I told you I'd do it, you're my friend.

Of course I'm your friend.

Jesus, you don't have to do that for me.

Pinky hurts.

Are you okay?

It's about loyalty.

Do you get it?

I'm so touched.

You know, Luke, I really hope he's your only friend.

No. Don't leave me. Oh, God, my pinky hurts.

This doesn't have to be the end.

But you have to make a decision soon. I don't want to die.

I mean it. I don't want to die.

Okay, then. You won't die.

Let's... Let them be alone.

Wait, William. Will you stay with me, please?

Are you ready for this?

It's like a toilet flush.

I'd love to know what they're planning out here.

Well, we're going to find out in 30 fucking minutes, and I'm not happy about

it yet.

Yeah, you don't have to worry about nothing, though.

possibly do that you're a stupid fucking demon at least now

you got a choice girl scout

or boy scout try

not to make a fucking mess

Shit, it's my arm.

Let me see, let me see.

It's not that serious. No, it's okay.

Yeah, that's a bunch of fucking bullshit for you.

You're infected.

Are you okay?

Yeah. It just takes so much from me.

And it doesn't mean everything works.

Ted, I made everything worse. It wasn't your fault, Tina. Look, you tried to

save his life.

Tina, would you tell me why?

Why what?

Why is he doing this?

Can you

imagine

what it's like to have lived for over A million years?

Most of my kind have fallen prey to their own minds.

Most of them have gone to Togayo, asking him to use the genetic death virus.

He developed the anti-vaccine.

He is always willing to oblige.

He fills the void of time.

By playing with your kind.

Like a child does with a toy.

But he will never, never be able to have the object of his affection.

And now he has come to claim me and feel his final victory.

Listen to me! Snap the fuck out of it! We gotta get the hell out of here!

You forgetting something?

Luke. Yeah.

Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up.

Let me go.

Let me go.

You ready

for this

thing? Yeah. Let's do it.

Let's fucking do it.

Maybe two.

Well, according to this guy's ultimatum, we have just under ten minutes left.

Gina. Gina.

I'm not sure what it is, but it looks like our new friends are up to

something.

One moment, I thought we'd really made it.

No, you're going to make it. Do you hear me?

I don't think so.

You don't have to die, okay? I can make you what I am.

And this time, I'll make it work.

William,

please, don't go.

Don't leave me.

Don't leave me.

Please, do you hear me?

William, don't leave me.

Well, I'm sorry to interrupt your fucking honeymoon.

But I've been waiting a very, very long time for this.

Actually, you weren't that difficult to find. Do you know why?

Because you made one fatal mistake.

Love.

And help us.

What only a God can do.

I can forgive you.

One more last time.

And offer you salvation.

Join me.

For we are last.

For we are God. For we are eternity!

Okay. Be strong.

Hold on. Hey.

I've heard that before.

No. No. You gotta hold on, okay?

Do you understand me?

Hold on. No.

It's so cold.

We'll be right back.

Hey, Luke, you know the town we were crossing?

It's really weird.

What do you mean?

I don't know. The people were strange.

You got away.

Don't mind me in my childhood.

I'm sorry, but you're still a freak.

What? Who's gonna pick on me?

Look, we went over this last night, okay?

How many? How many?

All my mind, all my mind with a cake like

ketamine

I can raise a jailed master

fiend

with my mind with a kick like

How many years?