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♪ Fast, she's fast

♪ The fastest girl in the world ♪

♪ She's good, she's great

♪ She's fast

♪ And she's fast ♪ She's fast

♪ The fastest girl in the world ♪

♪ She's good, and she's great and she's fast ♪

♪ She's fast

♪ She's fast

♪ The fastest girl in the world ♪

♪ She's good

♪ She's great

♪ She's good, and she's great, and she's fast ♪

...I'm singing

and I've had some margaritas

and shots--tequila shots.

And, oh, my God. So then when we get home,

we're stumbling across the yard, and I fall down.

And then he picks me up and he just--

Oh, my God, he deadman carries me--

Or what is it called? Fireman carry you?

You know what I'm talking about? You know what I mean?

Like, firemen, right? Yeah.

Or I don't know when they pick you up

and sling you over the shoulder,

which is, like, such a fun position,

or when I'm hanging over his shoulder,

like, banging on his back.

Like, can we just sleep out on the trampoline tonight?

Because I don't know why.

I thought it would be, like, romantic or something,

so I totally convinced him to do it. Oh, my God.

How was it?

It was freaking miserable. It was so miserable.

It was the worst idea I've ever had. Beyond.

You gotta bring him with you one of these days.

Oh, well, he--he died, actually.

Hey, ladies! How's it going?

Hello. Hands.

Oh. Pfft. Duh.

- So I was practicing-- - I can't hear you.

I was practicing my galloping--

- Practicing what? - On the treadmill,

I was practicing, and it was...

- Volume. - And it was awesome

and so cool, but then my legs got caught on the thingy

and then I tripped and I fell, and blah.

Aw.

Oh. This is new.

I liked the beach painting better.

It had all the bumpy bits on it. This one doesn't fit.

So, Mom, can we get taquitos after this?

Uh, we'll see.

My mother painted that, Margarita.

I don't like it. So, Mom, taquitos or no?

Um, let's just see, honey?

- Can you braid my hair? - Sure.

Do you know

how to French braid your hair, Margarita?

No.

- I can teach you if you want. - No, thanks.

The entire process lasts only for a few minutes...

"The mare chews on the placenta..."

Once the foal comes out,

the mare chews on the placenta...

"Choking"!

...to prevent choking...

Margarita, Margarita, can we just please watch

something different?

No. I want to watch this.

It's making me nauseous.

I thought chemo made you nauseous.

Oh, God. Come on. Shh!

Have you heard back from the grocery store yet?

Um, no. I never applied.

Margarita, look at me.

I hate having a job.

Like, I don't want to have to wear hard pants

But we have to do it.

You have to.

That's what being an adult is.

Now, just give me the remote, please.

Hyah! Hyah! Take it from me.

I'm serious. Hyah!

You're gonna give it to me! Damn it! Give me the remote.

Why are you being so mean?

Just come back in 30 minutes.

OK!

Shortly after birth,

the young horse is able to run.

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ♪

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Keep it tight, guys. Keep it tight.

Good job, Madison.

Together, together. There you go.

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

I'm sorry.

I know.

I'm serious, though, Margs.

I need you to start thinking about getting a job again.

No, thank you. Um, where's the Coke--

Side door.

Nice.

Um, are you mad at me?

I-I don't want to get a job

because people are always mean to me.

You know, you probably shouldn't drink those

at night.

I'm sure it's full of caffeine.

No, no. There isn't any.

Because there's zero things in it.

Zero. That's why it's called Coke Zero.

Um, why are you mad at me?

I didn't say I was mad at you.

I can just tell.

You need to get a job, Margarita.

I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.

You should get bangs.

My hair doesn't like bangs.

I'm serious, Margs. It would really help me out a lot.

You could dye it pink.

Well, that would be something.

I'll get a job at the stables.

Oh, come on, Margarita. We've been through all this.

That guy is gonna file a restraining order against you

if you keep jumping over his fence.

And you didn't even like those horseback riding lessons

when we had them, you know?

That was different.

How was that different?

Well, there were too many rules

and the helmet was too tight

and the lady kept yelling at me

when I was trying to get the horse to gallop

like the frickin' wind.

OK, well, if you can think

of a safer and better way that doesn't involve trespassing,

then maybe we can consider a job that involves horses.

But until then, let's just look at regular jobs.

Fine.

Besides, you know,

Dana's daughter got kicked in the face by a horse,

and then she had to wear that retainer

with the fake teeth.

Oh, yeah.

It's just because I care about you, you know?

And I love you, I love you.

OK, OK, Ok.

Aw.

Ugh.

Really?

Oh, no.

Oh, grab this.

- You good? - Oh, yeah.

Good night.

- Mom? - Yeah?

Can I ride a fake horse?

Well, that's what Cheeseburger is, right?

I mean, that's why we got her.

Well, yeah, but if I did, if I rode a fake horse,

then, like, you would be OK with that, right?

Yeah, sure.

OK. Awesome. Thank you.

Uh, good night.

OK. Good night.

- Love you! - I love you more.

Yeah. Now, stretch out.

Stretch it out. Nice.

Uh, can I help you?

Oh. Hey, c-can-can I-I...?

Can you what? I-I don't know.

Well, I don't think you can if you don't know.

Uh, can I--can I join this, like,

horse class thingy, God damn it?

Well, there you go. That wasn't hard, was it?

No swearing next time.

Hey, did I tell you to stop?

'Cause I have no problem

taking away our matching bracelets

if we aren't here to work.

Madison, Madison, hair back. I've told you.

Come on if you're gonna join.

Whoa! Your legs are, like, so hairy.

Jean-Marie, look at her legs.

Whoa!

OK, ladies, grab your horses.

Let's go. Formation. Let's go.

Hey, that's my horse.

Sorry, sorry. My bad. Sorry.

Did she just try and steal your horse?

No, I didn't.

You totally just did.

No I didn't, you liar.

You're supposed to bring your own horse, sweetie.

Hey, hey. Settle down.

OK.

Hey, hey, where are you going?

To get a horse.

Losers.

What did you do to Cheeseburger?

What the hell are you doing?

You don't like it?

No, I don't, I hate it.

You know, it'll look better

once it's all evened out, you know?

Hey! Stop it! No, no, no. Stop shaving.

No, Margarita, Margarita, stop.

You look ugly. You look ugly. Stop shaving it!

You're gonna get hurt. Margarita, stop. It's off!

It's off.

Ohh, it's off.

You really think I look ugly?

I don't--I don't like you without hair.

Yeah, well, I don't either.

Why are you laughing?

No. Should I just leave it like this?

- No. - Ha ha! No?

I mean, at least I can still braid it.

You can have the--the lady at chemo

teach you how to French braid.

Can I try?

- Shave? - Yeah.

OK.

I'm gonna get a stool.

Put that there.

And you just turn it on there and go back.

There you go. That's good. Yeah. That's it.

Just you can even press down a little harder.

It doesn't hurt.

- It's--it's kind of cool. - Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. You're doing a good job.

OK. So...

I'll get a job.

I will.

OK.

Horses--majestic,

powerful, and graceful.

From the windswept plains of Mongolia

to the rolling grasslands of the American West,

horses have roamed the earth for millennia.

They are symbols of freedom, resilience,

and the untamed spirit of nature.

But what lies beneath their beauty?

What makes these animals...

Ow.

...one of nature's most enduring survivors?

Today, horses continue to...

Hey, Hank, can you come to the back?

Yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.

I'm gonna see you in a bit.

Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Uh, can I help you?

I was wondering if maybe I could work here,

I mean, if you would let me.

What? Oh. Did you email me an application?

No.

We request that all applicants fill out an online application

before coming in.

And after reviewing it, we can set up an interview

from there. So, yeah, email me.

Well, since I'm already here,

I was thinking that we could do the interview now.

Uh, yeah.

But, you know, we don't do interviews on the spot.

You have to...

What--what's your name?

Margarita.

- Margarita? - Yeah, like the drink.

Uh, my mom and dad named me that

because they were drunk on margaritas

the night they conceived me.

Oh. Huh. Wow.

I know, huh?

Wait, wait, wait. Let me show you this.

Watch, watch this.

Isn't it great?

You can get one, and you can put it by your house,

and you can scare the trick or treaters.

Employee, on walkie-talkie: Hank, are you coming?

I'm thinking about getting one for my house.

Can we get it?

Give me two minutes, Felix.

You should get it. It's so funny.

OK, OK. You sold us.

Yes!

I did it. I did it. I did it, baby.

You got an interview?

- No. He hired me. - What?

Yeah. I'm a working woman.

He was all, "You're hired."

And I was all like, "Heck, yeah, I am."

Wow. When does he want you to start?

I don't know.

Do you have to do any training or...?

I don't know.

Well, did he say what you would be doing?

Yeah, work there?

Ah. OK. Um... wow.

Well, we need to celebrate.

Yeah! Celebration dinner in honor of me.

Yes. OK, um,

we can, uh, you know, we can go to Buster's

and get that combo app thingy that you like.

Combo-nation.

Combo-nation. Right. Right. Um, OK.

I just, uh, need to run a quick errand,

but I can meet you there, like, what, six-ish?

- Six-ish! - OK. Um, I'll meet you there.

- Meet you there? - OK. Love you.

Love you more.

Excuse me. Can I speak to the manager?

Oh, I'm the manager--Hank.

Uh, my daughter was just in here. Her name is Margarita.

Oh, Margarita.

Your daughter is quite the saleswoman.

You know, I think you should know

she's a very capable young woman.

Yeah, yeah, that's why I hired her.

Yeah. She's very smart.

She has a college degree in English.

Oh. That's wonderful.

You know, you should know that, um...

Yeah. I wanted to just say,

you know, just be clear when you're giving her directions.

Oh, definitely.

And she doesn't always pick up on sarcasm.

Oh, me, too. Makes no sense to me half the time.

And if she ever, you know, talks back,

she's not trying to be disrespectful.

She's just, you know,

she speaks her mind and she tells the truth.

It, uh, can come off kind of blunt sometimes.

Oh, good. Honesty is important.

You know, I don't think you're quite understanding

what I'm trying to say.

Ma'am, I have no doubt that your daughter

is a hard worker.

You have nothing to worry about.

I'm not worried.

Oh, of course not.

So, uh, let me know if you have any other questions

or concerns.

Have a good day, ma'am.

Have a-- have a good day.

Thank you.

Can you let me in?

Thank you.

I'll just--I'll just--Yeah.

That was really dumb.

Anyways, I was like,

"First of all, Jessica, they wouldn't even invite you

to jump off a cliff."

Um, I'll--I'll--I'll get it...

What's your guys' names?

Uh, what's your name?

My name is Pinky.

It's not my real name,

but Coach gave me a nickname

because I have pink streaks in my hair. See?

That's awesome.

Are they real? Yeah.

That's Madison. That's Jean Marie,

Sarah M., Sarah B., Melissa, Nikki, and Kelsey.

Normally Madeline is here,

but she threw up at Best Buy yesterday,

so I don't think she's coming.

Uh, cool, cool, cool.

Uhm, I'm Margarita.

Wait. Margarita?

Yeah. Um, my mom and dad named me after the drink

because they were drunk on margaritas

the night they conceived me.

Ew.

Oh, my freaking God. That's so embarrassing.

Oh, my God.

Margarita, What happened to your legs?

Oh, uh, well, I, uh, fell multiple, multiple times,

um, on the--on the tread-- treadmill.

Yeah, I was working out.

Do you guys go-- go to the gym?

Oh, I thought you just didn't know how to shave your legs.

What? No. That's frickin' embarrassing.

My mom doesn't let me shave my legs.

Yeah, we know, Sarah M.

That's so funny.

Why is that funny?

Oh, I don't--I don't-- I don't know.

Ladies, I'm telling you now,

don't waste my time. I allowed you in early

so you can stretch, so I want to see stretching

and not chitchatting.

Welcome back, Red.

Hi.

Coach! Quiet!

You got a horse today?

Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm...

All right. Where's Madeline?

She threw up at Best Buy.

Awesome.

Phone, phone, off, off. Off.

- I'm--I'm just--yeah. - Just turn it off.

Continue warming up, ladies, all right?

Come here, Red. Come on.

What are you doing here, Red?

I--I want to be in this class.

Are you trying to be funny?

No. Why would that be funny?

Well, most people think a room full of gymnastic rejects

and dance team wannabes is something to make fun of.

Well, I-I wouldn't--

No, I don't think--

I think that's kind of sad, actually.

I want to be in this class.

I love horses, but I-I'm not allowed to ride them,

so I thought I would do this or whatever.

- How old are you? - 22.

- 18. - What?

- You're 18. - No, I'm 22--

Competition age categories cut off at 18,

so you're 18. Got it?

Oh, OK. Yeah. Got it.

- Got it? - Got it. Got it.

All right. It's $25 a week or $100 at the end of the month,

cash or check.

Now, we practice Monday through Thursday

from 4:00 to 7:00.

I don't accept tardiness.

Since you're not a minor,

I don't need a guardian's signature,

but I do expect you to compete on my team

at the sectionals competition next time.

By signing this, you agree to be our 10th,

and you will compete. Got it?

Uh... um...

I g-got it. Got it. I got it.

"Margarita"?

Yeah.

OK.

OK, ladies, ladies, ladies.

Um, thanks to Red here,

we are officially competing in this year's sectionals!

OK, OK, OK, OK.

We still have work to do, so grab your horses

and line up for across the floor.

Let's go.

Let's go, let's go. Let's go.

Move it, move it, move it, move it, move it.

Line it up.

No cutting. Oh, sorry, sorry.

My bad.

OK. 5, 6,

5, 6, 7, 8.

Leap. Nice.

Leap.

Get up. Nice.

Red...

jump.

So, are you gonna go or what?

I'm gonna do it. Oh, my God. Shut up.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hey, hey. Settle down.

Hey, walk it off, Red.

Box it up for ya?

No, thanks. Just the check.

- You're in Dad's chair. - Where were you?

Just riding around.

So you were just riding around this whole time?

Yeah. Yeah, I was-- I was riding around

and I wasn't hungry, so I didn't go to Buster's.

Oh, I know you didn't go to Buster's.

I sat there for almost two hours waiting for you.

Well, why didn't you just pick up your phone?

I think it died. Ohh.

Did you not bring home any apps?

I thought you said you weren't hungry.

Well, I wasn't hungry then, but I am now.

Did you not bring home anything?

Did you eat the whole combo-nation?

You know what? Let me make you some food.

Please. Please allow me, your sick mother,

to make you something to eat.

I mean, how selfish of me,

how awful not to bring home any apps.

Bon appétit.

It's--it's cold.

Heat it up, then!

First you press the time, then the power level,

then "start."

We've been through this.

It's time, power, "start."

Time, power, "start."

God. What are you going to do when I'm not here to help you?

Starve? Damn it, Margarita. You have to try.

Where are you going?

Uh, to my room.

No, no, no. We're not done yet.

But I know when you're like this.

You're just going to be a bitch to me, so...

- Margarita. - I didn't even do anything!

That's the problem. You didn't do anything.

I mean, how am I supposed to know you're OK

if you don't tell me where you are?

How am I supposed to trust you?

I'm an adult.

Then start acting like one.

I got a job for you.

You shouldn't get a job for me.

You need to get a job for you!

That's what people do. You know, they get jobs.

Just--just go to your room.

I got you a present.

It's OK. It's OK. I'm--I'm fine. Yeah.

It's OK. I'm--I'm good.

Thank you.

See? I'm good now.

At least someone does.

Damn it!

Have a nice day.

Yeah, I'm gonna have a nice day,

being an adult at my stupid job

that I don't even want.

Hey, Hank.

Hi. How can I help you today?

- I work here now. - Really? Cool.

I'm Felix.

All right.

- Hey, Margarita. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey.

Hey. So let's get you in on the inventory.

- Inventory! - Cool.

It's very cool.

Cool. OK, then.

By the way, I-I-I don't think that this job is stupid.

I just had to make a point to my mom.

I freakin' love Halloween.

Oh. Fair enough. OK, then.

So we organize costumes using barcode numbers,

and each of you will be given the barcode numbers

to sort and organize inventory.

But lucky for you, we have a secret weapon,

right, Felix?

What weapon?

You know the 00625?

00625. 625.

Oh, that's the King of the Jungle costume.

And he's right! Heck, yeah, I am!

Cool, cool, cool.

Well, speaking of pay and numbers, um,

I was just wondering, you know,

can I ask about pay?

Like, if you can pay me in cash

or maybe if you could, like, pay me

before the first of the month.

Let me know if that works.

Wait. We have a choice?

Not really, but I'll see what I can do.

- Can I get a raise? - No.

Worth a shot.

OK, let's keep it moving.

So if you notice we're running low on any costume,

prop, accessory, whatever, you come out here

and find the corresponding number on the box.

Uh, actually, can one of you grab this one for me, please?

Oh, does--does that mean me? Is that a rule?

Um...

use your legs. It's heavy.

No it's not. Where to?

Oh, aisle 4. Felix, go with her, please.

Roger.

I thought his name was Hank.

5, 6, 7, 8.

Tight.

Where you going?

Walk it off, Red. Walk it off.

Margarita. I thought you were off at 2:00.

Well, I am, I-I was.

Don't say anything, please.

Just pretend like I was here.

- I don't lie. - It's not a lie.

It's not the truth.

Fine.

Then it is a lie.

Please.

Not my problem.

1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2,

1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2. Nice.

Keep going...

Sarah M., I can't see.

1, 2, 1, 2. Focus.

Knees up. 1, 2, 1, 2...

Hey.

Why are you so sweaty?

Why are you so sweaty?

1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...

Move. I can't see. Move your feet.

Rhythm, rhythm. 1, 2, 1, 2--

- Hey! - Red!

She started it.

Show me that again.

Go ahead.

Yeah! Yes.

We're going to keep that, thank you.

1, 2, 1, 2. Good job.

♪ The fastest girl in the world ♪

♪ She's good

♪ She's great

♪ She's good, and she's great, and she's fast ♪

Together, together. There you go. 1, 2...

Once the foal comes out,

the mare chews on the placenta to prevent choking.

This entire process typically lasts only...

Those are some new moves.

No, they're not.

In a matter of moments, a new life is born.

♪ She's fast

♪ She's fast...

Yeah! I did it, baby.

Yeah! Want to see a trick?

Sure.

Check it.

♪ She's great

♪ She's good, and she's great, and she's fast... ♪

Cool. Yeah!

Leap.

Hey, that's what I'm talking about, Red.

Good job.

That was really good.

Thank you.

Hey, ladies, how's it going?

Ooh, love the hair, Sandy.

I know. Isn't she cute?

It was all Margs' idea.

Yeah, I knew it'd be awesome.

Hi. Sandy, progesterone positive, HER2-negative.

Rose, primary peritoneal carcinoma.

That's ovarian, right?

Yep. Yours is breast?

Yeah. It's ridiculous.

We get these female parts

and they end up trying to kill us.

Where's--where's the other-- the other lady?

Do you recommend a port?

Yeah. Well, this is my third time,

so my veins are absolutely destroyed.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

I'm still here. Right.

Where's--where's the other-- where's the...?

Hey, Margs, I haven't seen you here in a while now.

Yeah, I think the last time I saw you was

right after your fiancé had broken up with you.

Heh! Good memory.

Sandy, this is Rayna.

She's in our residency program.

She'll be shadowing me.

So, how are you doing?

- I'm still here. - Lucky you.

The luckiest.

I wanted to see if we could get you in for a scan

on Friday instead of next week.

Would that work for you?

Uh, yeah, that should work. Is everything OK?

Yeah. Um, my Friday just canceled,

so I figured I'd run over here and see if you'd be up for it.

Sure. Um, let me just check my schedule. Um...

- Mom? - Oh, hold on one second.

Um, let's see.

I mean, maybe 2:00?

2:00. Hmm.

I think that's pretty open there.

Mom?

One second, honey. 2 p.m.

So 2 p.m. on Friday?

- Yeah. - OK.

All right. Well, Sandy, I will see you

at 2 p.m. on Friday, then.

Great. I'll see you then, then.

See you then, then.

- Mom! - What?

Bye, Margarita.

Bye.

Mom?

- What is it? - Where's Debbie?

Oh. Um... She--

Sandy, um...

she died Monday night.

Ohh.

God. She was--

she was so...

37. So young.

Well, that's not frickin' fair.

- No. - No, it's not.

You can teach me.

What?

The French braiding.

You can teach me now.

OK. Um...

OK. Well, first we'll take out the clips.

All right.

It starts when you just--

you got to get three pieces,

starting from the top.

- Hey, Sandy, how's it going? - Still kicking.

That's good to hear. No Margarita today?

Uh, no, no. She's not here.

Is she your only one?

Yeah.

I'm an only child, too.

Oh. You both have red hair.

Yeah, well, don't tell anyone.

Mine's fake.

Well, it suits you.

Thank you.

My mom, um, actually had cancer when I was growing up.

Well, is she the reason that you...?

Want to be a doctor? Yep.

Cliché. I know.

She must be proud.

Well, she's definitely worried about the debt,

that's for sure.

Well, we just worry because we care.

And we just want to make sure

that our kids are going to be OK on their own.

- Wrong way. - I want to see that.

Is it--is it like this?

- I miss him. - He was the best.

I know.

OK, I believe in you.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Aw.

What do you say to people

who tease you or think you're strange for doing this?

I don't say anything.

I don't speak to them

because they are not the most important to me.

I find it is no good to judge myself

by what the people in the stands think.

Get that, babe?

Stop, stop.

Aw. Stop.

Just interview the girls.

Look at this.

Oh, my God. There's a little farm over there.

Ah!

It's so beautiful.

Oh, my God.

It's so cute.

Excuse me. You don't know what you're doing.

Good-bye.

- Good night, Red. - Good night, Coach.

You got a ride?

Uh, yeah. No. Um, I'm biking home.

I just--I wanted to say good-bye to everyone first.

OK, then.

Uh, wait. I had an idea for our costumes

in the finale routine.

All right. Shoot.

Uh, you--your jumpsuit. It's awesome.

And I think we should all wear one.

Like, we'd look so awesome.

Yeah. Very funny.

No. I'm-I'm serious. It's so cool.

Like, we could all wear different colors and stuff.

- Is that right? - Yeah.

And, um, we wouldn't have to worry

about our bellies showing when we jump

or, like, getting--our shorts getting all wedgied.

Yeah, it's just an idea. Whatever.

Bye, Coach.

- Wait, Red. - Hmm?

Thank you.

Yeah, it's whatever.

No. I mean thank you for joining our team.

You have been a great addition.

- OK. Can I go now? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get out of here. Be safe.

- Bye, Coach. - Bye, Red.

I'm home.

How was work?

Uh, work was, uh, fine.

Are you still unboxing?

Uh, yeah. Uh, Felix does the log inputs

all--all in the inventory,

and I, uh, pick up all the heavy--

Excuse me, ma'am. What the heck are you doing?

What? It's Friday.

But you can't drink.

Oh, just did.

- Is it real? - You want some?

Just--you told me that, I mean, when--

you c--you can't drink when you have cancer, I thought.

Well, I mean, no, technically, you can do whatever you want

when you have cancer,

but it's usually when people begin treatment

that they stop.

What the heck are you even saying right now?

I'm saying that when I'm doing chemo, I can't drink

because it makes me sick.

But I'm not doing chemo anymore.

What? What--what do you mean?

I mean I'm not doing chemo anymore.

Wait. What?!

Shh.

Oh, my freakin'--

Really?

Really, really, yeah. Really!

- Oh, my God, Mom! - Oh, Margs.

Oh, we have to celebrate. We have to party.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Let's not, not this time.

But it's--We've done it the last few times.

It's tradition.

We've got to go to Los Amigos.

I just made all this chicken.

Screw the chicken.

♪ I know that you're in love with him ♪

♪ 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym ♪

♪ You both kicked off your shoes ♪

♪ Man, I dig those

♪ Rhythm and blues

♪ A lonely teenage

♪ Broncin' buck

♪ With a pink carnation and a pickup truck ♪

♪ I knew I was out of luck

♪ The day the music died

She doesn't have cancer anymore!

Everyone was all, "Whoo!"

And cheering. Like, they were cheering.

And then you were all like,

"I can have a margarita and white wine

because I don't have cancer anymore."

- Well, I'm not doing chemo. - Right. Yeah.

Everyone was cheering. They were all loud.

I love you. I love you so, so, so, so much.

- Aw... - I love you, I love you,

I love you!

I love you.

Hey, whoo!

Not my problem.

Hey, Felix, is Margarita in the back?

She left her phone at home.

Uh, Felix, what's going on?

Do you know where Margarita is?

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Felix, what's wrong?

I don't lie, so I can't lie,

OK.

I don't lie, so I can't lie.

OK. Um...

where is she?

I can't tell you where she is,

but you're not going to be happy about it.

Nice wingspan.

Good, good, good.

Let's see.

Margarita,

I'm sorry. Can I help you?

Mom.

What the hell is going on here?

No, Mom. Mom, no, no.

No, no, no. I just went, and Felix told me

you've been leaving work early for weeks.

I was--I was gonna surprise you.

I-I-I wanted--

I was gonna compete in the competition.

What?

The hobbyhorse competition. I was gonna win a trophy,

and then I was gonna show you how good I was at it.

- Who are you? - Oh, Mom, this is Coach.

Margarita, go outside.

No, Mom, please, please...

No. Hey, hey, it's OK, Red.

Just step outside for a moment, OK?

No, no, please. Let me explain.

I-I mean, I want to compete. I-I need to compete.

They--they need me.

I paid money to be in the competition.

You gave him money?

Out now, right now.

I need you to explain what the hell is going on here.

Yeah, we--we're practicing for our hobbyhorsing competition.

And, um, look, I wasn't aware

that she wasn't telling you about all of this.

Um, I apologize for any confusion.

Unbelievable.

This is, um...

I mean, this is not--

She's 22. She's supposed to be working,

not playing with a bunch of kids.

Your daughter has been a great addition to our team, OK?

I'd love for you to stay and watch.

I think you'd be quite impressed by what she's--

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop. Please stop.

I don't need another person telling me

how impressive my daughter is.

I know what she's capable of.

You have no idea what it's like

to love and worry about someone so much

and then watch people just pity her.

That's not what's happening.

No, you don't know her.

She will not be coming back.

Understood.

I apologize.

You lied to me.

No, I didn't lie.

I-I-I asked you if I could ride a fake horse,

and you said yes. You said I could.

I mean, how am I supposed to make you proud of me

if you won't let me do anything?

Margarita, God, I am proud of you.

I was proud of you. You had a job.

I don't want a job.

Nobody wants a job. That's life.

That's part of being a grownup.

That's what being an adult is.

You always tell me to be responsible.

I'm--I'm trying to be, but you won't let me.

I mean, you won't let me do anything I love.

I mean, you don't want me to be happy.

All I ever do is try to make you happy.

And my whole life revolves around

making sure you're happy.

You won't let me ride horses

or--or--or do hobbyhorsing with my friends.

Those girls, they're not your friends.

Yes, they are.

I mean, you're--you're just jealous

because you've been all alone

and you have no friends since Dad died.

And you just keep me at home, so I can be with you all day.

People actually like me, and you know it.

Mom?

Mom...

I'm--I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It's gonna be OK.

Mm-hmm.

I'm... I'm sorry.

♪ Oh, yeah

So how are the taquitos tonight?

It's hard to taste anything

with my eardrums being assaulted right now.

Well, maybe some ice cream would help?

Y--yeah. Ice cream could help maybe.

Excuse me. Um, can we get a hot fudge sundae

with two spoons?

Thank you.

Um, so, hey, Uncle Patrick is gonna come for a visit

next month.

What? Why?

You know, he just-- he wants to come see me

and, well, see both of us.

The last time Uncle Patrick was here was when Dad died.

- That's not true. - No, no. It's true.

Uh, you told me Uncle Patrick was coming,

but you wouldn't tell me why.

Then he was here,

and then you told me that Dad had an accident. Remember?

I mean, I think he's come a few other times during--

That looks delicious.

Let's give a hand for Sherman, everyone...

Mmm.

Why are you acting funny?

I'm not acting funny.

Can we just talk about this later?

Talk about what? What's happening?

Margarita, nothing is happening.

Oh, you're--you're lying. We don't lie.

I'm not lying, Margarita.

I've been told to remind everyone

that our macho-sized margaritas

are now being served at happy hour prices.

Can we just talk about this at home?

No, no. That means something bad.

Tell me now!

- OK, OK. - Tell me now!

All right. Shh.

You know how I was in treatment, and...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know...

I stopped. Well, it's not because I was better.

It just--it stopped--

it just stopped responding.

Up next, we have one of our favorite performers

doing her classic, "American Pie."

Can we just get the check and go? Come on. OK?

You lied?

No, no, I didn't lie.

You lied.

Ladies and gentlemen, please help me in welcoming

Miss Margarita to the stage.

- Margarita, don't. - Come up here, Margarita.

Whoo!

OK.

♪ A long, long time ago

♪ I can still remember

♪ How that music used to make me smile ♪

♪ And I knew if I had my chance ♪

♪ That I could make those people dance ♪

♪ And maybe they'd be happy for a while ♪

♪ But February made me shiver ♪

♪ Every paper I'd deliver

♪ Bad news on the doorstep

♪ I couldn't take one more step ♪

♪ I can't remember if I cried ♪

♪ When I read about his widowed bride ♪

♪ But something touched me deep inside ♪

♪ The day the music died

Red?

Coach?

What are you doing here?

Well, I would say you needed some help fixing this fence.

Apparently, somebody keeps jumping it.

What are you doing here?

I'm having a mental breakdown.

Can I join?

Um... when-- when did your husband die?

Last summer,

two days before his birthday.

- That sucks. - Yeah, it really sucks.

But he cared a lot about those girls.

Too much, if you ask me.

But he knew what it meant to be a part of something,

so... I couldn't let those girls down.

I just wanted them to keep going.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Oh, ho ho! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute.

Why is it--why didn't it fall? How did it...?

Oh, uh, my dad and I used to sneak here together,

and he nailed it up there on the branch,

so we didn't have to climb up there

and reset it every time.

Oh.

Huh.

I admire you, Red.

The world is very good

at making people feel small.

You're not afraid to be yourself.

W--

Why would I be afraid to be myself?

Most people are.

Try so hard

to be someone they think they're "supposed to be."

That sounds exhausting.

It is.

Do--do you-- do you hate me

because I can't compete in the competition?

No.

No, not at all.

I think...

Heh! I think it's impossible for people to hate you.

Heh!

N-no, um... no.

A...a old coworker

f-from my old job I had, Susan.

She...

she said she hated me once.

OK, well, it sounds to me

like Susan had some personal issues.

Y-yeah.

Yeah, she--absolutely. Um...

She... she told everyone

that Bono was her godfather.

There you go.

Bono.

Oh. Bono.

Yeah. Oh.

Well, I--I--I'm gonna go now.

- Sounds good. - Bye, Coach!

Bye, Red.

Margarita, loudly: Bye, horse!

Maybe after this, we could go to my house

and I can show you my guitar.

Maybe.

Go, go, go. Pinky?

Jean Marie?

Hey, uh, hey. I totally saw you.

Gotcha! Hee hee hee!

Oh, my God. Margarita.

We didn't even see you.

What are you guys doing here?

We're just looking for stuff for the competition,

like glitter and fake eyelashes and stuff.

Did you guys try CVS?

They have makeup there. I'm pretty sure.

My mom got her makeup done there once.

It was awesome! Hey,

aren't we supposed to sweep? Oh!

Felix, these are my friends from hobbyhorsing.

Uh, that's Pinky, that's Jean Marie,

that's Sarah M., and that's Madeline.

Margarita, you quit hobbyhorsing.

I, uh, but I had to because--because of my mom,

But I was totally gonna tell you guys

that I'm--I'm coming back.

I don't think that's such a good idea.

We had to re-choreograph everything.

But you guys don't have to do that anymore

because I'm gonna be there. Since when?

- What? I never said I wasn't. - Yeah,

except you haven't been to practice and you don't know

any of the new choreo, so...

I can learn it.

I'm getting really fast at learning.

I'm pretty fast at learning, too.

Whoa, that's so cool.

Well, I'm really glad you found people your own age

to hang out with, you know, other than your mom.

Margarita, I need your help in the back.

Well, no, wait. I-- Now, please.

Don't worry. We were just going.

Yeah, my mom's outside. We gotta get to practice.

Um, if you really were gonna try and compete,

we still know the old finale routine.

It's way better than the new one we had to learn.

No one else can do the lift since you left.

Madeline, let's go! Bye.

No offense,

but your friends suck balls.

Thank you.

Hello-o! Sis!

I swear to God, every time I go to that damn pharmacy,

it's like the first day for everyone who works there.

You know the concept of a pharmacy?

Hey.

Oh. Heh heh!

Hey, Patty. Hey.

Hey. I'm sorry.

Hey.

Uh, I got your medicine.

Oh, thank you.

Um...

Mm.

Did you say the, uh, the--the hospital worker's

gonna come at two? Yeah.

Yeah, 2:00. Yeah. All right.

Yeah? Um...

All right. Let's see.

Are these, uh, are these dishes

dirty or clean?

Oh, you know what? They're clean. They're clean.

All right.

Let's get some...

Here we go. There's this. Thank you.

All right, let's get you some of these...

pharmaceuticals.

Mm.

Uh, hey, Mom, can we go see a movie

this weekend? Oh.

I'm sorry. Margarita. Hey, you know what?

Your mom, she-- she doesn't have

that same energy that she used to have, right?

Hmm. Hey,

I have got an idea

in this little noggin.

How about this weekend, you show me

that, uh, that horse documentary

you've always been talking to me about?

OK. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

- Cool. - Yeah.

Sounds so good. Heh heh!

This entire process

typically lasts only a few minutes.

In a matter of moments, a new life is born.

When labor begins, the mare will lie down, her body

signaling the final stage of pregnancy.

How goes it, lady?

Hmm. Living the dream.

I feel gross.

You're not gross.

Will you help me with something?

Be gentle because you just have to hold it

really still, by the way.

And, OK, good. That looks good.

Um, yeah, so when you're doing it, you just always

put it on the top, never on the bottom

'cause then you'll look like a raccoon.

Cool.

I like it. I look awesome.

Yup.

So grown-up.

I am grown-up.

I know.

Uh...

Uh, mascara.

Yeah.

So-- I--I--I knew

those girls weren't my friends, by the way.

What?

The--the girls at hobbyhorsing.

Um... tsk.

I--I knew they weren't actually my friends.

I was just... it wa--

it was nice to f-feel like I belonged...

you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Tsk.

Wait. Uh, do you want to get tattoos?

No, I do not.

I never--I've been poked way too many times,

so never want to get a tattoo. Margarita, loudly: Aw!

Come on! Come on! Sandy, chuckling: No.

Hey, hey, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.

Can you just, you know, keep it down a little bit?

Oh. Sorry, Patty.

Sorry, sorry. OK, no, no, it's OK.

Just, shh. Just----shh.

Thank you.

"Shh. OK. OK. Cool. Shh."

Shh.

Margarita, gasping: We can-- we can do fake ones.

Yeah. Sandy, whispering: OK. OK.

Just don't wake up Patty. Uh-huh.

Um...

You can pick-- pick anything, right, and--

and you draw it on me, and I'll draw something

on you and we surprise each other!

Sandy, whispering: OK. OK. Me first?

- Yeah. - OK. OK.

OK, I'm not gonna look.

- Yeah, no peeking. - No. Heh heh!

And then this one goes to the kitchen.

I know it looks confusing,

but it's not. I'll label everything.

Now, why don't we get a label maker and do it right now?

- No, I--I got it. - Oh, come on.

You're gonna forget. It takes five minutes.

Don't be lazy.

Rrr!

Just like this?

Mm-hmm, just like this.

And he was over there

and I was over here and...

We were so drunk.

Hmm.

Tsk.

Uh, Mom? I'm--

I'm gonna go tomorrow.

I'm not gonna give up.

Go where?

To--I'm gonna compete

in the hobbyhorse competition.

Do it. Really?

Sandy, whispering: Yes.

You... you won't be mad at me?

I just want you to be happy.

Well, I am happy.

I'm the happiest I've been in my whole life.

Me, too.

Are you scared?

Scared of what?

Dying.

Mm, not of dying.

Scared of leaving you behind.

Don't be.

Well, I just want you to be OK.

Of course I'm gonna be OK

'cause I have you as a mom, and I--I don't think there's

anyone who wouldn't be OK if you raised them.

It's, like, impossible.

Then I'm not afraid of anything anymore.

I'm gonna be there tomorrow.

What?

At the competition.

I'll be there.

OK.

Hey.

Uncle Pat?

Uncle Patrick!

What? Is everything OK?

Yeah, yeah, everything's OK.

Mom's just outside on the trampoline.

What? She's on the...

But it's OK! She died in her sleep

like she wanted!

Oh! No! Oh!

Oh! Wait, wait!

Uh, she needs her wig.

Her--her wig?

Uh, hey, guys, can we get her wig, please?

I got it. Thanks.

All right, come with me.

No, I--I can't. I have a competition to go to.

We, uh, need family present.

Oh, my Uncle Patrick can go,

or do you need both of us? Uh, I--

I guess that's fine. OK, I'm gonna go

to my competition, then. Yeah.

Oh, and do you think one of you

could drive me? Hey, Margaret?

They're saying your ride's here.

Come on, cowgirl. You're late.

What?

Your mom. She called me last night.

She said you needed a ride to some horse-riding thing today.

Uh-- He wanted to come.

I love horses. He loves horses.

Shall we? Um... yeah.

No, don't touch it. It's fine.

It's fine.

Uh, do, uh...

Um, do you have any lipstick I can borrow?

Uh, don't worry. I have, like, 100 lipsticks.

Your bag is awesome!

Thanks. I like your hair.

You do?

Yeah. I think red hair is

the coolest hair of any of the colors.

I'm Bernadette. Heh! I'm Margarita.

Wait, your name is Margarita?

Margarita, quietly: Yeah.

That's so freaking cool.

Do this one. It matches your hair.

It's gonna look so pretty on you.

Oh, my God. I knew it would look amazing!

Do you want some blush?

OK. Yeah, yeah, sure.

Will all riders competing

in the dressage freestyle please make their way

to the gym? Oh, no.

Uh, do you know where that is? Uh...

Do you know where Coach is?

Woman, scoffing: Which coach? My coach!

He's supposed to be back here. Honey, it is not

my job to keep track of everyone's coaches.

Need a horse?

Hey, hey. Why are you crying?

I just--I can't-- I can't do the braid.

Hey, hey, it's OK. Hey, hey, shh, shh.

Let's settle down. Relax. Breathe.

Breathe.

There you go. Turn around. Let me see.

What are you

talking about, Red? It's a braid right there.

But I left this little freaking piece out

and then ju-- Hey,

it's my favorite part, so...

OK?

Are you gonna let me compete?

Why wouldn't I? Hmm? Yeah. Aren't you?

H-how did you know I was coming?

Let's just say a... little birdie told me.

Will all riders competing

in the dressage freestyle please make their way

to the gym? Wait.

Knock 'em dead, Red. What--

when am I supposed to go on? Wait, right now?

Wh-what birdie?

If I can have all

my competitors line up over here by the sound system,

we'll get this show underway.

Uh, there we are. Yep. Keep filtering in there.

Come on. There we go.

Oh, and, uh, it looks like one of our competitors is making

her own entrance here. Heh heh! OK.

OK. Ha ha! And it seems--oh, uh,

it--uh--heh!

Seems like she demands to be heard. Heh heh!

Ladies and gentlemen, I...

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Margarita,

and I'm here to-- Hi.

I'm here to compete in honor of my mom, who died

two hours ago on the trampoline in the backyard.

Uh, I'd like to thank Hank and Felix,

uh, for getting me here and, uh, Bernadette

for the lipstick and Coach for, uh,

for Cheeseburger.

Um, I'd also like to thank my mom

for teaching me that I don't have to be afraid of anything.

Hit it!

♪ She's fast, she's fast

♪ The fastest girl in the world ♪

♪ She's good

♪ She's great

♪ She's good, and she's great and she's fast ♪

♪ A long, long time ago

♪ I can still remember how the music ♪

♪ Used to make me smile

♪ And, oh, if I had my chance ♪

♪ I could make those people dance ♪

♪ And maybe they'd be happy for a while ♪

♪ But February made me shiver ♪

♪ With every paper I'd deliver ♪

♪ Bad news on the doorstep ♪

♪ I couldn't take one more step ♪

♪ I can't remember if I cried ♪

♪ When I read about his widowed bride ♪

♪ But something touched me deep inside ♪

♪ The day the music died

♪ So bye, bye, Miss American Pie ♪

♪ Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry ♪

♪ Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye ♪

♪ Singing this'll be the day that I die ♪

♪ This'll be the day that I die ♪

♪ Did you write the book of love ♪

♪ And do you have faith in God above ♪

♪ If the Bible tells you so?

♪ Now do you believe in rock and roll? ♪

♪ Can music save your mortal soul? ♪

♪ Can you teach me how to dance real slow? ♪

♪ Well, I know that you're in love with him ♪

♪ 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym ♪

♪ You both kicked off your shoes ♪

♪ Man, I dig those rhythm and blues ♪

♪ I was a lonely teenage bouncin' buck ♪

♪ With a pink carnation and a pickup truck ♪

♪ But I knew that I was out of luck ♪

♪ The day the music died

♪ I started singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie ♪

♪ Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry ♪

♪ Them good old boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye ♪

♪ Singing this'll be the day that I die ♪

♪ This'll be the day that I die ♪

♪ Now, for ten years we've been on our own ♪

♪ Moss grows fat on a rolling stone ♪

♪ But that's not how it used to be ♪

♪ When the jester sang for the king and queen ♪

♪ In a coat he borrowed from James Dean ♪

♪ And a voice that came from you and me ♪

♪ We were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie ♪

♪ Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry ♪

♪ Them good old boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye ♪

♪ Singing this'll be the day that I die ♪

♪ This'll be the day that I die ♪