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Hey guys it's summertime, isn't it? Beachtime!

♪ I was kissing Valentino

♪ By a crystal-clear Italian stream

♪ But I can't be late

♪ 'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid

♪ These are the days

♪ When you wish your bed was already made

♪ It's just another manic Monday

♪ Whoa-oh

♪ I wish it were Sunday

♪ Whoa-oh

♪ 'Cause that's my fun day

♪ Oh-whoa

♪ My I-don't- have-to-run day ♪

No matter if you smash 'em,

bash 'em, or crash 'em,

Old Smilin' Ed's Body Shop

will put them back together again

just like that!

When your car takes a lickin',

call the big chicken, Smilin' Ed!

What a dweeb.

Call 555-TOTL!

Get your butt moving, Riko.

It's the first day of the last chance

to graduate with your class.

Give me a break.

I didn't make something of myself

by partying all night, and neither will you.

How do you think I got my own truck fleet

and chicken suit?

Work, boy, work!

Chicken suits aren't just hatched.

Now, either shape up or ship out.

Okay, okay.

Your mother will have breakfast in 15 minutes.

If you're not down by then,

forget about dinner.

You mean breakfast.

That, too!

These citywide test scores

are an embarrassment.

You're absolutely right, Mr. Paulson.

Shut up, Fraser.Sorry.

You know where your last semester's students scored

in driver's education?

In the root cellar!

Lower than a snail's tail!

Howard Evans from JFK High

actually calls me on the phone

and cackles at me like some demented loon.

Right on, Mr. P.Shut up, Fraser.

I'm having a bad year.

It could get worse, Pearle.

You're pulling my school's average down.

The school superintendent isn't happy.

When he's not happy,

he takes away my sports program.

That makes me very unhappy.

When I'm unhappy,

you know what that makes you?

Miserable?

I ask you,

is this a sports nut's office?

No, no, no, no.

It is the office of a principal

who happens to understand

the proper balance between athletics and education.

Now, the fact is

that sports are very, very, very important.

They teach our young people positive lessons,

like the importance of physical fitness,

the thrill of competition,

the elation of winning,

combativeness, aggressiveness...

The values they need to know

when they get on that freeway.

Exactly.

Fraser?Yes?

You are a twit.

Absolutely right, Mr. Paulson.

Twit. That's cute.

Wipe that off.

Mom, I'm 16 years old.

You don't have to remind me.

Other girls wear makeup.

Other girls are not as pretty as you are.

You'll have plenty of time to cover your face when you're older.

Why are you rough on him?

What do you mean rough?

If you're not careful, he'll turn out like you.

I'm warning you, Maxine.

You'll be wearing this grapefruit.

Oh, yeah? Where?

You think I'm overprotective, don't you?

Mom, you're driving me to school

and we only live four blocks away.

What do you think?

I think you don't know the neighborhood yet.

You've got to sign this.

What is it?

Permission to take driver's ed.

Vanessa, we've been through all this before.

I am not a child!

We'll talk about it tomorrow!

I want to discuss it now.No!

Pass this course and you'll drive

to Princeton in a new convertible.

Dad, do you know the stats?

People get killed driving. I'll walk.

If you don't pass driver's ed, you can't go to college.

That's not fair! I'm an all-"A" student!

Doesn't that count for anything?

I don't make the rules, Chad.

You need driver's ed to graduate.

Besides, a new car will...

certainly help you with the ladies.

Face it, Dad.

We just have different priorities.

At this juncture in my life,

ladies are not that important to me.

You've got one last chance.

Who, me?No, him.

Shape up your driver's ed scores

or it's over for you.Not me?

No, no, him!

This is a serious matter!

Careers are at stake,

reputations,

and more importantly, my pension.

Uh, Wendell...

Larry, never interrupt a tirade.

I lose my train of thought.

Now, where was I?Him.

Listen. I want you to know something.

I consider you a friend.

But I've fired friends before, and I'll do it again.

I need an advance on next month's pay.

You have a rotten sense of timing.

You're this close to being fired

and you have the nerve to ask for an advance?

You can't fire me!

I'm under enormous pressure!

My ex-wife needs new clothes.

The divorce took a lot out of her.

I'm sending her to Hawaii.

I thought she divorced you?

Well, just because you divorce somebody

doesn't mean you don't love them.

I guess I just don't understand modern romance.

Now, look here, Larry.

I like you as a person,

as a teacher, that's a different story.

But I'd like you to stay at Hamilton.

Oh, I'm sure we can trust Larry

to get back on the team.

Sure, Abner.

The problem is, the superintendent insists

that I attend some cockamamie conference.

I won't be here to check up on you, Pearle.

Abner will be acting principal while I'm gone.

However, I'm bringing in

a heavy hitter for driver's education.

Who, Mario Andretti?

E.W. Savage.

E.W. Savage?E.W. Savage?

Attila the Hun behind a steering wheel.

We don't need Savage.

I can handle it!

You've got six weeks to save your job and my sports program.

You teach those kids how to drive and pass with high scores,

or out you go.

I think these little faculty chats

are really great for morale, Mr. P.

How's your eggs?Fine, Mom.

How's it look,

the son of Smilin' Ed failing driver's ed twice?

He couldn't pass his exam without smashing up his car.

If you don't pass, you won't graduate.

Bummer.

You won't get your license.

Never stopped his driving before.

Get him off my back.

As long as your father is putting a roof over your head

and feeding your face,

you'll play by his rules.

If you're not gonna eat the eggs

come here.

I got something to show you.

Come on.

Smilin' Ed's Perfect Body shop.

It's our new ad campaign.

It kind of grabs you, don't it?

I thought of it myself.

Hey, come on.

I'll drive you to school.

Dad, do you have any idea

how difficult it is to be your son?

Get in the truck.

The crowd's counting on us!

We're going to get 'em!

Are we ready?

Are we ready?

Yeah!

I don't get it.

Driver's ed should have been a piece of cake for a Santini.

Motor oil runs in our veins.

You're right, Pop.

You've got to pass this time.

I'm depending on you, toothpick.

Someday Santini and Son will be yours.

Easy. I'm still a lady.

That's right, you are.

Someday, you'll bring class to Santini and Son.

Hey, get out of the way!

Alice!

Hey, hey!

Why does Maslanski have to repeat English Lit?

Try, he's illiterate.

Without compromising your principles, could you forget it?

He'll have his hands full passing driver's ed.

You're asking a man who worships Shakespeare

to let a football player slide through school

without knowing how to read See Jane Run?

How many times in a life does See Jane Runcome up?

Maslanski has a full scholarship to Michigan state.

Who are we to judge?

Just think, the next Heisman Trophy winner

right here at Hamilton High.

I'll bet he even invites us to the testimonial dinner.

And who is going to address his envelopes?

Leave him alone, Fraser,

and that's an order.

An order.

♪ On the way to Cal-i-for-ni-ay

♪ Came a fellow from a foreign land

♪ He's the baddest dude, has a funky attitude

♪ This boy from Na-ga-sa-ki, Japan

♪ Just hear me now you've come here

♪ For the season take a hike

♪ If you're teasin' foxy ladies wait in line

♪ He's the catch, no jive, just keeps the fire alive

♪ Before he'll take you out

♪ He's gotta learn to drive

Ow!

♪ I say, hey, hey, whoa

♪ Now where you tryin' to go?

♪ I think today's your lucky day

♪ Let's have a burger at the mall

♪ I think you're goin' to have to fall

♪ In love with Kichi Chong today ♪

Hey, big guy. You're not my type.

Hi, my name's Vanessa Crawford.

I hope this doesn't sound weird,

I just moved here, and I don't know anybody.

Could you show me around?

The corner drugstore having a sale on makeup this week?

Hey, Alice.

When are you going out with me?

When you learn that a pigskin

isn't one of the seven basic food groups.

Hey, Mr. Pearle.

You know, I want to thank those

who are taking this class

for the second and third time.

You have successfully ruined my summer.

Ah, come on.BOY 2: Be real.

I want to thank you for endangering my job,

my career,

my financial future...

And-And now that the divorce completed...

Are you all right, Mr. Pearle?

You kids are too young

to understand what it's like

when the only one you ever loved

turns and says,

"Get out of my house before I call the cops."

Come back to Earth, Mr. Outerspace.

This class be as boring as you face.

The rapper is here to say,

your wife would have ditched you anyway.

Okay, okay. Pass your permission slips up this way.

So, anyway,

my ex-wife sends me a note this morning

with the latest bunch of bills.

It started out,

"Dear worm..."

I don't believe this is happening.

Mr. Pearle, may I be excused?

Me, too. I need to go to the bathroom.

What is this?

"My name is Ki-Ki and I come from Japan..."

No! ♪ My name Is Kichi

♪ And I'm from Japan, Kichi, Kichi

♪ Just call me Kichi, Kichi, Kichi

♪ Just call me Kichi

♪ My name is Kichi and I'm from Japan

♪ Just be my woman and I'll be your man

♪ Just wrap our love around each other

♪ Stop breakin' my heart and be my lover

My marriage is over. My career is ruined.

My stomach feels like it's got a basketball in it,

and all this rapping.

♪ Just call me Kichi

♪ Kichi, Kichi

♪ Just call me Kichi, Kichi, Kichi

♪ Just call me Kichi

Quiet!

This is supposed to be driver's ed,

not an audition for Bananarama!

Class, this is...

I said quiet!

My name is Edna Winnifred Savage. Miss Savage to you.

You can take your seats.

I've been given the mandate to make drivers out of you misfits.

Hey, if it isn't crash 'em, bash 'em, smash 'em Riko Konner!

Quiet!

Quiet!

I see your reputation has preceded you.

I'm a legend.

You'll be history if you don't sit down.

Jock strap.EDNA: Now, Mr. Konner!

This is how I eliminate

smart-mouthed students like you.

From now on, if you're even one minute late,

you will receive a demerit on your permanent record.

If you mouth off,

you will receive another demerit.

Accumulate sufficient demerits and you fail.

No way!

Sounds like she's got your number, Riko.

Um, perhaps the class...

Let's see what we have to work with.

Anyone know why we're here?

To develop sufficient expertise

in order to qualify for our provisional license.

Excellent answer, Mr. Bennett,

but insufficient.

We're here to learn how to stay alive

behind the wheel of a 3-ton killing machine.

Okay, class, let's begin.

Mr. Konner, what's the first thing you do when you get into a car?

Hot-wire it.

Demerit. Take it, Mr. Bennett.

You put on your seatbelt.

Good.

Miss Abea,

what vehicle always has the right of way?

My father's limo.

Demerit. Take it, Mr. Bennett.

An emergency vehicle such as an ambulance,

police car, or fire engine.

If Miss Savage is finished

with her classroom edition of-of-of Jeopardy,

I'd like to teach the class something about driving.

If you'd done that, we wouldn't be here.

Let's not waste anymore time.

Mr. Maslanski, you're on a two-lane highway with a broken white line.

You begin passing a car.

Give me three reasons why you might not continue?

You're going too fast.

Exceeding the speed limit, that's one.

I don't see where you're coming from.

Yeah, an oncoming vehicle.

Come on, Maslanski,

a third reason why you can't complete your pass?

My receivers are all covered.

Cute, Maslanski.

You'll be happy to know that your teacher does have a sense of humor.

Demerit. Bennett!

You can't pass if the broken line turns solid.

Very good, Mr. Bennett.

You do well on written material.

It's a shame about your hand-eye coordination

when you're behind the wheel.

Chadley, the teacher's calling you spaz.

Mr. Konner, do you know the meaning of "symbiosis"?

No, sir.

I thought not. Mr. Bennett?

The living together of two dissimilar organisms in association,

especially where this is advantageous to both.

Genius, absolute genius.

Mr. Konner, you could learn something

from Mr. Bennett.

You two will be a team,

a symbiosis.

I'm not associating with a geek.

You will!

You will all work together and be responsible for each other.

Consequently, you will report here,

Saturday, 9:00 a.m. sharp.

Oh, great.

Having a bad day, are we?

What is this we stuff?

You hurt my feelings when you talk like that.

Your problems are my problems.

After all, I am your acting principal.

Stop acting like one and start being one.

That woman is a witch.

How quick we are to judge.

Do I sense envy creeping in?

What am I going to do?

She'll take my job.

Pearle, don't worry.

She'd never take your job.

No?

No.

But Paulson might.

It's bogus, man,

wasting the whole damn summer in this symbiosis stuff.

♪ I got your sym-bi-os-is it's getting me down

♪ It's giving me psychosis and pushin' me around

♪ I got the diag-nosis from my doctor on the phone

♪ He says, "You take a small dose"

♪ "And don't be callin' me at home" ♪

Mrs. Savage is right.

Mutual support. One hand washes the other.

Nobody's washing my hands but me.

Maria Margarita can wash my hand anytime.

Oh, that's sick. That is disgusting.

Obviously, low S.A.T. scores.

Okay, everybody, let's be careful out there.

Okay, everybody into two groups.

A through J and K through Z.

I can't drive without a tape deck.

My patience is wearing thin.

That makes two of us.

There's going to be four of us,

me, you, and your two legs separated from your body.

Now, move it!

Alice. We're going to be in the same car,

so I was thinking,

we should get to know each other.

Okay.

Play a little football or something.

Look, J.J., I don't have time.

Why?

Because I work for my father.

I can't see you hauling concrete.

That's what I want to do.

And I need my license to do it.

I won't have time for football.

How about basketball, a little one on one?

Loser out.

Thanks anyway, J.J.

Are you okay?

We haven't met. I'm Chad Bennett.

I'm an A through K. Are you?

Crawford. Vanessa Crawford.

Must be fate. We're in the same part of the alphabet.

Along with half the class.Yeah.

Yeah.

We're in the same part of the alphabet.

That's totally impossible

because my last name, it start with an A. Abea.

Your last name, it starts with S.

Shuganoy, whatever it is called.

I forgot to tell you.

I'm Americanizing it to Wang Chung.

I haven't really seen you around here before.

Oh, I just transferred.

My parents divorced and we moved here last month.

Oh, then you don't really know anybody, huh?

I do now.

Yeah.

Let's move these babies out.

Before you engage the two liter, twin cam,

16 valve, 135 horsepower engine, don't forget the BMPBs.

Four point standard operating procedure, right?

Right.

Okay, what's this?

You're the professor. You should know.

Just answer the questions!

Chad.

The steering column, sir.

Now, what's this?

That's where they keep the guns.

Guns?

To kill people who try to kidnap you.

It's no very funny, Vanessa.

We move here to escape the Comunistas

who raped my beloved homeland

and tried to take our servants away.

That's commonly known as a glove compartment,

convenient for the storage of tissues, road maps, pencils, and pantyhose.

My wife

used to keep her pantyhose in the glove compartment.

With her lipstick, makeup, and perfume.

It would smell like a garden of orchids...

Listen up, people. I'm talking major safety here.

B-M-P-Bs!

Belts, mirrors, park, and brakes!

Now remember it! Use it! Live it!

Let's roll.

Santini, are you ready?

Yes, I think so.

Start your engine.

Take a couple deep breaths.

That always help me out before I punt.

Mr. Maslanski, distractions cause accidents.

Shift into drive.

Yo, teach...Quiet, Maslanski!

Step on it!

Hit the brake! Hit the brake!

On roads like this, be very careful.

So much to think about.

If you can't handle this,

how will you handle the freeway?

I memorized the driver's manual

and the aerodynamic coefficients of this vehicle.

Careful, or we'll study the aerodynamics of that tree!

Watch the truck.

Don't wreck!

Hold it!Go back!

Help me!

1 and 2 and 3...

Is that my headband?

Yeah. Looks good, doesn't it?

So how was your big date with the dentist?

Not a dentist. He's a periodontist.

Great. So?

Every time I smiled, I felt he was assessing my gums.

Like a horse.

Once we'd exhausted the joys of flossing,

there wasn't much else to say

except "spit."

Oh.

Maslanski!

Maslanski!

To the principal's office!

Run!

Now!

Yo, Mr. Fraser.

Sit down, Maslanski.

How did a smart guy like you

get caught a credit short?

Driver's ed's supposed to be a gut course,

so who studied? Don't worry, I'll pass.

Maybe, but what about English Lit?

Did you forget? You gave me an A.

No, uh... I'm afraid I, uh...

I gave you an F.

Your buddy Mr. Paulson changed your grade.

You'll have to take that English Lit final again.

You can't do that!

Who's going to stop me?

Mr. Maslanski, you move me.

Your grasp of English is absolutely stunning.

I have chills.

You, you...

No, you'll take that Lit final again.

So you better read your Frost, Mr. Neanderthal,

and your Byron, and your Shelley.

Otherwise, it's bye-bye Michigan state,

hello, hamburger heaven.

And when Mr. Paulson returns?

Well, suppose he doesn't return.

Get out of here. Move it!

"When threatened with a head-on collision.

"Number one, keep driving.

"Slow down as much as possible,

"but do not lock the wheels.

"Slowing down lessens the force..."

Fraser's making me take the English Lit exam again.

Well, that's not fair!Fraser doesn't know from fair.

The guy's a slime.

What am I gonna do?

That's all I want to know.

Well, razor lips, you've got the brains. What do you think?

Well, I know this might sound a little radical,

but have you ever considered

studying?Get out of here.

That is sick. You're sick.It's just an idea...

Guys.

Superintendent Shriver?

Acting Principal Abner T. Fraser here, sir,

calling to let you know everything's under control.

Uh, Abner Fraser.

I replaced Principal Paulson.

Yes, sir, I'm glad you asked.

I'm a little concerned

about how Paulson's running things here.

Well, he brought in this maverick driving instructor.

I'm watching her very closely, I can tell you that, sir.

That's not what I mean.

She is attractive, but...

Hello?

Hello? Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Edna, we're gonna talk.

You can talk. But I'm not listening.

I'm busy. Got no time for chit-chat.

Then make the time.

I have got myself a career here.

It took me 10 long years to reach this pinnacle of achievement.

Who are you to take over my office like I don't exist?

You don't scare me. I know your type.

I had a wife like you once. She took advantage of me,

but I was naive then.

But I've learned, I have grown,

and I am onto you!

So don't play games with me, woman!

I have been taught by the best!

If you're so smart, you'd watch your step.

I forgot to tell her to get out of my office!

Okay, Kichisaburo.

Drive.

What the heck are you doing?

You're on the wrong side.

Move to the right!

Right? Now?

No, no, no! Move.

The truck!

Here, let me have it!

Let me have it!

Why you drive on the wrong side of the street in America?

Ah, come in. Come in.

Mr. Fraser.

Oh, please, call me Abner, Edna.

Miss Savage, Abner.

Please, sit down.

Now let's see, where do I start?

Get to it. I'm busy.

Of course, Miss savage.

You're a very attractive woman,

a woman who's going places.

I think you'll understand what I want.

Yeah, you want Paulson's job.

You'd like a BMW 635

and some bimbo sitting in the passenger seat.

All right, let's be honest.

Pearle is a fool

who doesn't know cigarette lighters from turn signals.

So let him do his incompetent best.

Paulson will be out and the school will be mine.

Ours.

I don't like you, Fraser.That hurts.

I'll make sure

this driver's ed course is a success.

As for Pearle's incompetent best, well, we'll see about that.

Abner.

World's perfect today, huh?

We in America. It's a perfect country.

The sun is shining. It's perfect weather,

and I am here. The perfect man.

Oh!

Two out of three's not bad.

Concentrate. You're on a highway...

You're driving me crazy. Stop it.

We have a mutual responsibility here.

I don't care about responsibility or symbiosis.

I'm a loner. That's how I like it.

All right, look, look, look,

You're passing and the accelerator

sticks to the floor. What do you do?

You pump the footbrake.

Apply the emergency brake.

Slam your foot down on the accelerator.

What are you laughing at? That's the answer.

That's the only way to get it unstuck.

I didn't know that. There's a lot you don't know, diaper head.

Okay, you're in an intersection...Stop it!

We're making progress. What's the matter with you?

Mom, calm down and listen.

The whole class is staying late.

We're practicing Castilian dialect. I will see you later.

What was that all about?

Don't tell anybody,

but my mother doesn't know I'm taking driver's ed.

You're not serious?

She doesn't want to admit that I've grown up.

If your mother doesn't know, who signed your permission slip?

It was incredible. This huge bird came down

and just handed me this signed permission slip.

I think it was an eagle.

Birds don't write.This one did.

You wanted to see me?

Sit down, Larry. Get comfortable.

It's time you put your ex-wife behind you.

Get on with your life.

Whoa! Wait a minute.

Is this some sort of ploy of yours?

You sound like you don't trust me.

What could little old me do to big bad you?

Everything.

That's my plan.

You know, Lar,

you're a nice-looking man.

You're still young, you're moderately intelligent,

and besides, you're not the only one who's been hurt by love.

What would you know?

You've never had a wife leave you.

No, but I had a fiance.

Oh, yeah?

How close did you two come to getting married?

About 50 feet.

He came to the church door, opened it,

saw me in that white gown,

turned around, and started running.

That's been hurtin' from since.

No! You mean he left you at the altar?

Oh, that is... That's terrible!

It could've been worse.

The gown wasn't paid for. But my point is, Larry,

people have to move on in this life.

You want to move on together?

Want to get started next Friday night?

Now, wait a minute. Let me get this straight.

You are asking m-me out on a date?

Under one condition.

What's that?

No more darts, please.

I love a forceful man.

No, this time it is serious.

I know I promised, sir.

Sir, I've run across some rot here.

No, I'm not talking termites.

I'm talking rot like in bad fruit, like in fungus.

No, we don't need an exterminator. I'm talking scandal.

No, this is bigger than low attendance.

I'm talking Watergate, sir. Contragate.

We have footballgate here, sir.

Footballgate.

Don't worry, I'm on top of it. I'll file a complete report,

full documentation,

with photos, I might add. I'm an amateur...

Hello? Hello?

This is a warm-up.

Come on, let's dance.

Of course, if you're eating now...

♪ Each hurt makes my love

♪ Stronger than before

Well?

♪ Flowers grow with rain

♪ But how can love grow through pain?

♪ Ain't that peculiar?

♪ Peculiarity

♪ Ain't it peculiar?

♪ Peculiar as can be

♪ Ain't it peculiar?

♪ Peculiarity

Come on! Go!

Oh, no, no, no!

I think Fraser's being sleazy to J.J.

I know. It's twisted.

Wish we could help him.

He's really cute.

Dumb, but cute.

He's not dumb.

Yo, come on!

Oh, Alice, please.

Okay, I guess he is a little slow.

Thank you.

He's very cute.

You like him, don't you?

It doesn't matter. He doesn't think of me in that way.

What way?

As a girl.

He just needs to be helped along, that's all.

You know, with different clothes and some makeup,

you've got real possibilities.

Hey, yo, Vanessa.

We'd make a sharp couple coconuts.

What do you think, huh?

No, that's too cool.

Hey, Vanessa, hi.

Where'd you get that nifty sweater?

'Cause, you know...

Forget it.

Hi, Vanessa. Want to go out Saturday night?

Oh, no. How long have you been there?

Long enough. You're practicing, aren't you?

You're trying to figure out what you're gonna say to ask the girl out.

Keep it down, all right? This girl is very, very easy.

Watch a pro show you how it's done.

No, you don't have to do that.

So?

What do you think?

It's not bad for a trucker, huh?

Do you really want to drive a cement truck?

Well, it's important to my pop.

You know the sign "Santini and Son" on my father's cement truck?

Yeah.

Well...

I'm the son.

Better to have a father thinking of you as a son

than to have a father who doesn't think of you at all.

What happened?

J.J. give you two black eyes?

No, J.J. didn't give me two black eyes.

Vanessa did it.

Vanessa give you two black eyes?

Oh, boy.

Okay, remember what to do?

I'm right behind you.

Yo, Alice, you look great!

What happened?

Nothing.

You know, I think I'm psychic.

I can see you and I going out tonight.

I have to work after class. I can't go.

You're too pretty to be driving a cement truck.

You should be dating me.

After work, all I want is a bath and a book.

You read books?

Does that make me a geek?

It means you must be pretty smart.

I don't know.

I bet you're good in English Lit.

I get A's in it.

Would you help a guy in trouble?

Coach me in English.

Get me ready for the exam.

Are you serious?

Yeah, like a symbiosis.

I coach you in English Lit. What do you do?

I'll coach you in the finer points of forward and reverse.

We could start tonight.

Okay.

My phone number's in the book.

Bye.

All right!

In this light, you're a goddess.

Please save your breath.

You're slime. I won't date you.

But tonight, I got wheels.

Oh, what a waste.

I'm washing the dog tonight.

We could have a heart-to-heart,

get to know each other better,

discuss a little family business.

What kind of family business?

Maybe you forging your old lady's John Hancock.

Who told you that?I overheard it.

Let me get this straight.

First, you eavesdrop,

and now you're blackmailing me into dating you?

I'll pick you up at 8:00 tonight.

Bye.

♪ Come on, stop playin' the game

♪ You know how it's gonna end ♪

How could you be whistling when Vanessa's driving?

It's easy. He has a death wish.

Wait. Is it a crime to be happy?

Mr. Pearle, you have an ex-wife who's a witch,

a horrible job, the principal hates you,

and you talk like broken jukebox.

Why should you be happy?

I'm alive.

For the time being.

Oh, thank you.

You have a new girlfriend, don't you?

Watch the road, Vanessa. Watch the road, Vanessa.

Okay.

Oh! Oh! There's my mother!

Wave.

She can't see me like this!

Don't do that!

Put your hands... Put your hands back on!

Drive, Vanessa, drive.

To the left. To the right.

You're confusing me, Mr. Pearle!

Watch it!

Just a minute!

What did you say?

That my father own the company that grows his food.

So he wouldn't lose his job,

I wouldn't report his carelessness.

Maria, that wasn't right.

You're correct. I should to have him fired.

Want to take her out for a spin?

Come on, I can't drive.

Of course you can drive. Everybody can drive.

Mr. Pearle thought that till he met me.

All it takes is a little practice, a little confidence.

Can't let the car intimidate you.

Forget this is a $60,000 precision driving machine.

That's supposed to make me feel more confident?

I know how you feel.

I felt the same way the first time I drove.

You?

Yeah, me, Mr. Cool,

Mr. Know-it-all. I was scared.

My father taught me to drive.

It wasn't in anything as nice as this.

I learned the hard way, in an old Mercedes 280 SL.

Didn't even have cruise control,

but I did it, and you can do it, too.

You really think so?

You're a Bennett, aren't you?

Well, then, drive!

Gosh, no cruise control.

Wow, Dad, you really had it rough.

What a rad car!

I can't believe some college alumni association actually gave this to you.

Yeah, they were pretty bummed

when I decided to go to Michigan State instead.

Go ahead and start her up.

Are you sure it's okay?Yeah.

Okay.

So, Hamlet, "The play's..."

"The play's the thing where I'll catch a..."

"I'll catch..."

"I'll catch a bomber pass!"

J.J.

Shift into forward.

"Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King."

Hamlet's proving that his uncle offed his father

to hitch up with his mother.

That's some wicked family!

You're not taking this seriously.

I'm taking one thing seriously.

If you hit the accelerator,

you'll off the car and garage because you're in reverse.

Why can't I get that straight?

I can't tell left from right and forward from reverse.

It don't matter why. I'm here to help you.

Doesn't matter why.

Time to learn to change lanes.

There's an 18-wheeler behind me.

I'm afraid.

When there's an 18-wheeler behind you,

you're supposed to be afraid. Turn anyway.

But, Dad...Don't think about it. Just turn.

Okay.

Son, slow down!

The accelerator's stuck!

I can't slow down!

This is a $60,000 driving machine! It can't be stuck!

You got the dealer's discount! What do I do?

Pump the brakes. Pump the brakes!

Dad, it's not working!

Slam the foot down on the accelerator."

No! No! No! No!

No! No!

It worked!

Hey, you're right.

All it takes is a little confidence.

Thanks.

Hi, Bambi. Hi.

Here you go.

There you go.

Ok, good.

Don't come in yet!

I can't believe it.

When I won't go out with that louse,

he charges me $1,500 for my gum work.

Then some idiot in a car of teenagers

tries to run me down, and then I destroy this lady's front yard

and get a dent in my fender.

How was your day?

I can't believe it.

What?

Have you got a TV camera in here?

Is that how you know what I'm wearing so you can wear the same thing?

What's the matter?

Look!

No matter what I wear,

you're wearing the same thing,

and it's driving me crazy!

Vanessa?

Vanessa, what are you doing?

Putting on makeup, mother.

What girls usually do before dates.

Date?

Mom,

look.

You can't stop time.

You have to face it. I'm growing up.

And, Mom, you're not my best buddy.

You're my mother.

So, does this boy have a name?

Riko Konner.

Chicken-man's son?

Where did you meet him?

Driver... Um,

school.

We take a class together.

Which one?

Sex.

What?

We take human sexuality lab together.

It's mandatory for health.

I don't know, Vanessa.

Should I show you the boy's report card?

Come on, please?

That's him.

I'll tell him you'll be right down.

That's a tow truck.

Yeah.

Vanessa tells me you're in the same class.

Uh, yeah, we are.

Your daughter's gonna do very well

when I show her better moves.

I beg your pardon.

She's having a little problem with the teacher,

so I figured I'd show her how to park.

Park?

The ins and outs of the whole thing.

Not with my daughter, you won't!

My Vanessa has always been a good girl,

and she is going to stay that way,

or her father will have something to say!

Nice night.

Mmm-hmm.

Nice evening.

Look, Edna...

To tell the truth, it's been seven years

since I've been on a date.

I'm a little out of practice.

Miniature golf could be fun,

but there's a great movie at the drive-in tonight.

Really?Uh-huh.

The Tomato Who Ate Cleveland.

Who'd watch a movie like that?

Precisely.

Now, I mustn't sound anxious.

Just be calm and natural.

Open up with some chitchat. "How's the wife? How's the children?"

Superintendent Shriver? Abner Fraser here. How's the...

You really know how to treat a girl.

Colors are gruesome, but it's wheels.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I've got to be a total waste case.

Let me ask you something.

Is your dad really a cop?

Who told you that?

Your mother.

She'll do anything to keep guys from me. Don't listen to her.

That's a relief.

Actually, he's FBI.

Watch this.

Hold on.

Let me show you what these lights do.

You're going too fast. You'd better slow down.

Nah.

Yeah.

Nah. Come on. Come on!

Do you know what you just did?Yes. Everything's fine.

It's very cool right now.

No, it's not. Are you a total lunatic?

I can lose them!

It's over!

Relax! What are you doing?

Everything will be fine!

Stop it! I got to drive!

Get over here!

Everything's fine. Stop it!

Let me out! Let me get out!

See? And you thought we weren't gonna get along!

Somebody was driving one of your tow trucks

in more than a reckless manner, Mr. Konner.

Officers, I don't know what to tell you.

All my tow trucks are here.

We've been closed since 3:00 p.m.

Come on. This is leading nowhere.

I'm telling you, Mr. Konner,

if this ever happens again,

someone's going to pay for it.

Dad, thanks for covering for me.

I warned you, Riko.

You're out of the house tonight!

Maybe if you're on your own, you'll grow up.

♪ All the old paintings on the tombs

♪ They do the sun dance, don't you know?

♪ If you move too quick

♪ Oh ay oh

♪ They're falling down like a domino

♪ All the boys are men by the knob

♪ They got the money on the bet

♪ The crocodiles

♪ Oh ay oh

♪ They snap their teeth on the cigarette

♪ Foreign guys with the hookah pipes

"Let me clutch thee.

"Art thou not, fatal vision..."

"Sensible to feeling."

"Sensible To feeling as to sight?

"Or art thou A dagger of the mind,

"a false creation.

"Proceeding from this heat-oppressed brain?"

King Macbeth I.

♪ All the school kids so sick of books

♪ They like the punk and the metal bands

Hey, Maria.

♪ They're walking like an Egyptian

♪ All the kids in the marketplace say... ♪

Excuse me.

You better keep your eyes in your sockets

or you'll lose them!

You threaten me, Maria Margarita Consuela Abea?

Are you wearing his ring?

No. Then senoris fair game.

Come on, you weren't interested in J.J.

until he got interested in me!

I know. That's what make it fun.

Keep your maracas to yourself!

Maracas?

If you know what's good for you.

He's good for me.

Riko.Yeah?

Where did you come from?

I came from the classroom.

You slept there all night?

So? He sleeps in the classroom all day.

Smilin' Ed threw me out.

I'm sure you're completely innocent.

I borrowed his tow truck for a couple hours.

Here comes Vanessa.

How was it?It was great.

Hi, Vanessa. What's up?

Drop dead, squid face!

What's so funny? She loves me.

What's that all about?I hate him.

Chad?

Huh!Huh!

That's not Chad.

That's Chad.That's Chad.

What happened to you?

The sprinkler...

This man had a total experience.

The all-new, improved Mr. Chad Bennett

z-z-zoomed out of the '80s,

blasted past the '90s,

and is in the 21st century.

Thanks.

I'm so proud.

Huh!Huh!

Chad, let me talk to you.

Chad?Yes.

Look, I know that you think

that I've been a goober, right?

Oh, no, no.

A diaper head.

Right.

Look, I got to ask you for a favor

because I had this misunderstanding with my old man

so I need a place to crash.

Uh-huh.

Right.

So we're supposed to be responsible for each other,

and the whole symbiosis thing, all that stuff, right?

Let me think about it, okay?

What?

Flyspeck.

Flyspeck?

"The bell invites me.

"Hear it not, Duncan, for it is a knell

"That summons me to heaven or to hell."

Or to the freeway.

I am ready, dudes!

How am I doing, Teach?

Amazingly well.

Two hands, please.

Just a little joke, Mr. Pearle.

No joking while you're driving.

Sorry.

What's this with the joking?

Ow!

My contact lens. I can't see.

Stop joking.

No, I swear...

Put your hands back...

I can't see!

Take it easy.

You've got to keep it straight.

All right.

I'm trying!

We're going to crash!

I can't open my eye.

I got it.

Grab the wheel!

No brakes!

Hold it! Hold it!

Hey, my contact went back in my eye.

It must have been there all the time.

I'll tell you the truth, Edna. I'm still a little shaky.

I thought we were goners on that freeway.

Forget about that freeway.

Just think about the freeway you and I will be on tonight.

Which freeway is that?

The freeway of love.

No brakes and all green lights.

Hey, thanks. Thanks a lot.

Good job.Thanks.

Hey. Mr. Chad.

Hey.Chad.

Hey.

What are you doing, bud?

I got lucky.

Thanks a lot.

I taught you good, right?

You saved our lives, partner.

So listen, Riko,

you still need a place to stay?

Yes, I do.

As long as you lay off the symbiosis stuff.

I'll lay off the symbiosis stuff,

but it's Chad, not Diaper Head, not Needle Nose.

Richard.

You need a place to stay?

You can stay at my place anytime.

You're moving out?

You know,

you are going to beg to be with me someday.

Maybe.

You know, Riko,

you seem to know a lot about women.

I know everything there is to know.

I'd really like to ask Vanessa out.

Oh, that's easy.

You got to act confident and ask this girl out.

Act confident. Okay, thanks.

Wait!

Yeah?

There is a chance, Chad,

Hmm?

that this girl could turn you down.

I'd be destroyed.

She likes guys who live on the edge.

And you, you're still a babe in the woods.

What are you...

I live on the edge!

Didn't you see me back there?

There's more to living dangerously than driving on the freeway.

You've got to do some dangerous stuff or this girl is gonna lose interest in you.

So what do I do?

Do something romantic.Romantic, yeah.

You wanna set up something really nice, like a mountain scene

with a nice beautiful day at a lake.

Romance, yeah.

So you take her to an adult motel.

I couldn't! I have too much respect for her!

Respect has nothing to do with it.

My parents have a house at the lake.

Okay.

No, forget it. I have no way of getting her there.

What are you saying? Of course, you do. Borrow a car.

Borrow... You're talking about stealing!

These are the pro moves and that is living dangerously, okay?

Here, wear these. It will increase your cool quotient.

Remember, pro moves and confidence.

You're a dangerous man and an animal.

Get this girl! All right!

Oh.

I swear, Alice, there's nothing between Maria and me.

Yeah?

Well, where did this come from?

Tough scrimmage down at the barbershop?

Alice.

Oh, man.

Alice, calm down.

J.J. does not like Maria.

Sure could have fooled me.

Okay, so maybe he finds her body interesting.

Gee, thanks.

No, he needs you.

Sure he does.

Alice, he's studying with you.

No other girl has ever gotten J.J.

to quote Shakespeare.

Trust me.

Once he passes that English test,

he'll know who to thank.

I hope so.

Get out of here.

See you.

Hi there.Hello!

The name's Bennett, Chad Bennett.

Excuse me?

Vanessa, it's time to show the world the real me.

I thought we ought to start from scratch.

Chad Bennett, it's very nice to meet you.

It's mutual.

I was thinking

maybe you and I could go out sometime.

Like Sunday afternoon.

If you're not busy, that is.

You aren't busy, are you?

I've got a date.

With you.

Chad, this car is school board property.

We could get into trouble.

Not to worry. Come on, relax.

I got them now!

Wait till the superintendent hears about this!

You don't have a license.

Or a car, but that's not stopping me!

What if Savage finds out?

Hey, come on, I thought you liked to live on the edge.

There's a difference between living on the edge

and driving off of the edge.

Riko said you liked guys who live dangerously.

I don't want to go out with Riko.

I want to go out with you.

I'm sorry.

I just wanted to spend a romantic day with you.

That sounds real nice to me.

I'm just worried, that's all.

What's to worry about?

It's no problem.

I just wanna tell you what these past weeks have meant to me.

Well, don't tell me. Show me!

All right!

Looks like we both could use this workout.

I got them both! Thank you.

I can't follow him and I can't...

I'll follow them.

I can't follow them. I'll follow them.

Why do you do things like this to me?

What did I tell you? Isn't this nice up here?

Beautiful.

You still think this was a lousy idea?

I'm beginning to like it more and more.

I'm beginning to really like living dangerously.

Me, too.

What's wrong with him?CHAD: He looks drunk.

He's going to hit us!

No!

If we set off this atom bomb...

This better be good because you're interrupting Zombie Death.

Chadley, did you know your remote control was broken?

You what?

Look, J.J., you have until tomorrow morning.

Do you want this football career or not?

I'm tired of geeky poetry.

My brain is fried!

I got an idea.

I'll just take your notes to the test.

You even think of that, and you can find another girl.

Hello.

Hi, Riko.

What?

My old man will slice me, but we got to.

Because Chad and Vanessa are our friends.

Dynamite!

Bye. I'll call the others.

J.J., we're going to the lake.

Now that's more like it.

If Smilin' Ed catches me this time,

I can reserve a room at Leavenworth.

Could you back away from the truck, please?

Where did you learn how to do that?

Girl scouts.

I sold the most cookies in my country.

You learn a lot in the middle of a revolution.

How does it feel?

Like I'm the stupidest jerk on the face of the earth.

You'll feel worse when Miss Savage gets you.

Tell me about it. Is Vanessa all right?

He's going to love this. This is hot!

Superintendent? This is Abner...

Oh, phew!

I can't believe the difference one session made for you.

I'm a mess, a physical wreck.

I'm falling apart.

You're just getting ready for the ultimate workout.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Me.

Whoa!

Hey, there goes my baby!

There goes my job!

Oh, I got them now!

I'm going to exceed the speed limit!

What?Look.

The teacher's behind us!

Faster, Pearle. Nobody steals one of my cars!

It's mine.

A shortcut.

♪ And if you drop in there

Let me handle this.Let me drive!

Go left. Turn left.

Hold on!

Okay, all right!

♪ A one more time, yeah

Guys, I can handle it.

Give me that! Give it to me!

♪ A go-go can't be far

♪ You'll see the people from your block

Oh!

♪ You can see your favorite star

♪ Goin' to a go-go

♪ 'Cause everybody's goin' to a go-go

Whoa!

♪ Don't you want to go?

♪ Yeah, people

♪ Come on, now

♪ Come on, now, now, now, yeah, yeah

♪ Ooh

♪ Tell me, now, don't you want to go?

♪ Yeah

♪ Now it's all right

Oh!

♪ Yes, I am, now

♪ Goin' to a go-go

♪ Oh, come on, now

♪ It doesn't matter if you go stag

♪ It never matters if you don't drag

♪ You're sure to have some fun ♪

Look, he's crazy!

Abner, Abner, you messed up my car!

My new car!

Look at this. We'll never finish this before exams.

You're wrong, you guys.

We can, but it'll take 14 hours of blood, sweat, and tears.

I think we work much faster to Beastie Boys.

Come on, let's go. Everyone, come on.

What are we going to do first?

Start on the windshield over there.

Shh!

Ow! Stay off my foot!

Well, move it!

Shut up!

I want to see!

Ah!Oh ho!

Ah ha!

Come on, Fraser.

Ha!

Let's leave them alone, Fraser.

No! You're as crazy as them!

Those fools just destroyed my car!

Let them be. They're learning to be responsible.

Poopycock! I'll prove once and for all

Paulson's running a slack ship at Hamilton High.

Get over here!

Come on. Hey, come here, Fraser.

Fraser! Hey, listen.

Would you... Look, they're trying to make things right.

Those criminals stole private property. I'm going to prove it.

You coming, Miss Savage?

Edna!

They're working together. Give them a break.

Sorry, Abner.

You know, Pearle's right.

That body shop is private property.

You know your problem, MissSavage?

You care more about those kids

than what's good for this high school.

Not me.

No!

Oh, my God...

Cowards.

Help! Help me...

Don't leave me, Pearle! Miss...

How's she doing?

Back away, over there.

Ready?

♪ Well, I was only out tryin' to have a good time

♪ So I took the school car

♪ Must've lost my mind

♪ I wasn't really stealin'

♪ I was just chillin'

♪ With my newfound girlfriend

♪ It was goin' so, so well

♪ I don't know what went wrong

♪ Now, just when I leaned to get the first kiss

♪ A fellow in a truck took a broadside hit

♪ We wrecked the car

♪ We wrecked the car!

♪ We wrecked the car!

♪ Savage's goin' to fry us for this one

♪ Oh, before I could show my face at the school

♪ I had to straighten out the mess

♪ That I'd gotten into

♪ I had trouble on my hands

♪ Didn't know what to do

♪ But I got the help I needed from this motley crew, yeah

♪ We wrecked the car

♪ We wrecked the car!

Wait a minute. What's this "we" stuff?

We're in this together. What about symbiosis?

Beep, beep.

All right!

Guys, relax! Relax!

Relax! Calm down.

It just takes a little bit of confidence. Think it looks okay, though?

Okay? It looks incredible. The chicken would be proud.

Whoo! You're an artist.

Artist.

More like con artists.

Dad, I can explain.

I got a better one.

I found Mr. Fraser trapped by Bambi on the roof.

He kept swearing that kids were vandalizing the place.

That's obviously not true, Mr. Konner.

Oh, spare me, okay?

You took the truck, didn't you?

Yeah, but I didn't take it for myself.

I've had it, Riko. Now, this is what you're gonna do.

You're gonna make a list of the parts you took,

because you're gonna pay me back.

Fine, no problem.

Then, you'll pack and move out permanently.

You don't have an ounce of responsibility in your entire body!

You're wrong! Riko's very responsible!

He did this to help us!

It's never Riko's fault. He's the perfect kid.

You don't give him credit.

Just forget it.No, I will not. No!

Listen, Chad and I got into trouble last night.

Riko knew you'd give him hell if he helped us.

He was unselfish.

He organized everything.

That is all Riko's work.

It is true!

Riko turned out to be someone you can count on.

A good friend.

Come on, guys. Let's take it back to school.

You can stay at my place.

Hi, Mom.

Did you have fun at Alice's last night? Did you guys study?

Baby, what happened?

I had a little accident. It's nothing serious.

Nothing serious?

I've been taking driver's ed behind your back.

It was wrong, but, Mom, you wouldn't let me, but I had to do it.

I'm sorry.

Sorry just isn't going to cover it, young lady.

At least you finally owned up to it.

You mean you knew?

Well, I may be naive, but I'm not stupid.

There's a lot more to tell you,

but I have to go upstairs and get washed up.

I have a driver's ed final.

Vanessa?Yeah?

Good luck, honey.

Thank you.

You look beautiful today, Mom.

Won't work.

Right.

Right here after school.

Okay.

I'm too tired to have a fight.

Riko, I came to tell you something.

You did the right thing helping your friends,

and I'm proud of you, Son.

I want you to come home.

Now, get your butt over to school.

You got a final to pass.

If they let me take the test.

Well?

Go for it.

Thanks.

There's J.J.

Hey, J.J. Are you ready for the test?

Yeah, as ready as I hope to be.

What's that noise?

Crib notes.

Alice.

Wait a minute. I want to talk to you.

About what, cheating?

Alice is right, J.J.

All right!

Um, Miss Savage, Mr. Pearle,

I'm really sorry I stole the driver's ed car.

It was completely irresponsible on my part...

I told Chad to steal the driver's ed car.

I told him he should live dangerously.

I didn't think he was going to do it.

I guess I took the symbiosis thing too far.

Well, you two,

I respect your honesty.

Riko, you've taken a giant step

in your relationship with your father.

Congratulations.

But what you two did was wrong.

Very wrong.

There are rules.

Gentlemen, we have got to live by the rules, symbiosis or no symbiosis.

Yeah, I get it, flunk city.

Come on.

Sit down!

I make the rules, and I rule that since both of you...

Sit down!

This is my department, and I make the rules.

And I say that since both of you have shown

that you are able to take responsibility,

you should take the test with the rest of the class.

All right, sugarplum?

Whatever you say, sweet lips.

Now, get your symbiosis out of this office!

Yeah!

We worked everything out.

I'm happy.

I hope everyone who was responsible

for Mr. Pearle's and my little accident last night

has studied for their driver's ed final,

or none of you will graduate.

Come on, let's go.

Miss Savage?

Miss Savage?

Before you wear Maslanski out,

he's mine.

♪ I know you wanna leave me

♪ But I refuse to let you go

♪ If I have to beg and plead for your sympathy

♪ I don't mind

♪ 'Cause you mean that much to me

♪ Ain't too proud to beg

♪ And you know it

♪ Please don't leave me, girl

♪ Don't you go

♪ Ain't too proud to plead

♪ Baby, baby

♪ Please don't leave me, girl

♪ Don't you go

♪ Now, I've heard a cryin' man is half a man

♪ With no sense of pride

♪ But if I have to cry to keep you

♪ I don't mind weepin'

♪ If it'll keep you by my side

♪ Ain't too proud to beg

♪ Sweet darlin'

♪ Please don't leave me, girl

♪ Don't you go

♪ Ain't too proud to plead

♪ Baby, baby

♪ Please don't leave me, girl

♪ Don't you go

♪ If I have to sleep on your doorstep

♪ All night and day

♪ Just to keep you from walkin' away

♪ Let your friends laugh

♪ Even this I can stand

♪ 'Cause I wanna keep you

♪ Any way I can

♪ Ain't too proud to beg

♪ Sweet darlin'

♪ Ooh-ooh, don't leave me, girl

♪ Don't you go

♪ Ain't to proud to plead

♪ Baby, baby

♪ Please don't leave me, girl ♪

Three weeks ago, I marched into this classroom

and saw the most helpless group

of future drivers I've ever seen.

I took one look and said to myself,

"No way, no way, no way."

Two weeks ago, I took another look.

I said to myself,

"Edna, you were right the first time.

No way, no way, no way!

One week ago, I took another look,

and I said to myself,

"Well, maybe."

And now I stand up here for the last time

looking at you,

and I say to myself,

"I don't believe it!"

Every one of you has passed driver's ed.

What?

All right! We did it!

I am most proud of you, the students.

All right!

Maslanski.

I can't believe this.

You passed.

Better than passed. You got 95 out of 100.

All right!

It was fixed, wasn't it?

That's it. It was fixed!

I'll fix you, and so will my brother-in-law,

the superintendent of schools.

I didn't know he was your brother-in-law.

Oh, great! Mr. Pearle, great!

Yeah, all right!

All right. Yeah!

♪ So the class is over

♪ And we're all still alive

♪ We be cruisin' down the highway but not more than 55

♪ Miss Vanessa be a senior

♪ Chad be movin' to a dorm

♪ But she'll visit him and kiss him

♪ He ain't a geek no more

♪ And J.J.'s goin' to Michigan State

♪ To be a football hero

♪ We can hardly wait

♪ Make us proud, Dr. J.J.

♪ We will watch you on TV scoring touchdowns

♪ Or saying, "To be or not to be"

♪ We be drivin'

♪ No more bus stops in the dark

♪ We be drivin'

♪ We can parallel park

♪ We be drivin'

♪ Watch out, world, here we come

♪ We be drivin'

♪ Fraser man, we ain't dumb

♪ Santini and daughter be doin' not too shab

♪ She be mixin' cement and catchin' rays in the cab

♪ My buddy Riko, you see gonna make so much loot

♪ 'Cause he got the future sewn up in that stupid chicken suit

♪ Mr. Pearle and Miss Savage are joined at the heart

♪ But watch out for those antacids

♪ And watch out for those darts

♪ And if a certain senorita will be my girl

♪ If she will wear my ring I'll take her limo for a whirl

♪ And if he takes my rap, will her papa buy us a car

♪ With a moonroof, a bar, color TV, and VCR?

♪ We be drivin'

♪ Come and go as we please

♪ We be drivin'

♪ Give me that set of spare keys♪ We be drivin'

♪ We got nothin' to fear♪ We be drivin'

♪ Let's get the heck out of here♪ We be drivin'

♪ But enough of this crap♪ We be drivin'

♪ 'Cause that's the end of Kichi's rap ♪

Whoo!

♪ We can parallel park

♪ We be drivin'

♪ Watch out, world, here we come

♪ We be drivin'

♪ Fraser man, we ain't dumb

♪ Santini and daughter be doin' not too shab

♪ She be mixin' cement and catchin' rays in the cab

♪ My buddy Riko, you see, gonna make so much loot

♪ 'Cause he got the future sewn up in that stupid chicken suit

♪ Mr. Pearle and Miss Savage are joined at the heart

♪ But watch out for those antacids

♪ And watch out for those darts

♪ And if a certain senorita will be my girl

♪ If she will wear my ring, I'll take her limo for a whirl

♪ And if he takes my rap, will her papa buy us a car

♪ With a moonroof, a bar, color TV, and VCR?

♪ We be drivin'

♪ Come and go as we please We be drivin'

♪ Give me that set of spare keys We be drivin'

♪ We got nothin' to fear We be drivin'

♪ Let's get the heck out of here We be drivin'

♪ But enough of this crap We be drivin'

♪ 'Cause that's the end of Kichi's rap ♪