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- Yes, I can see now.
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Yes.
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Oh yes.
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I most certainly can see now.
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You can take more.
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More! More!
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- Chambers
Independent Contractor.
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This is Brad.
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Hello?
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Yeah, this is Brad.
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Fucking scammer assholes.
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Damn it.
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Hey, babe.
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Yeah, no, I'm
on my way right now.
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Yeah, I'm gonna be a little,
wait, hold on a second.
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Baby, it's my sister.
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Give me one second, okay?
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Hey, Maddy, everything okay?
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What real estate lawyer?
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Yeah, I've been
getting a bunch of calls.
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I just thought
they were fucking scammers.
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Uncle who?
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What? What?
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Get the fuck outta here.
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You're kidding, right?
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- Ooh, look at me.
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Now we just have to get the
curtain and rug to match.
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You're good.
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- I'm only as
good as my clients.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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You don't understand.
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I never thought I'd wanna get
this close to a mirror again.
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I didn't have my hair
done since the divorce.
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- Oh my gosh. I'm sorry.
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- Don't be.
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It's wonderful without him.
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He was a fucking
asshole.
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He wasn't always like that,
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but, oh God,
did he turn into a monster.
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Oh, you're married, huh?
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How long?
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- Yeah. Five years now.
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- You love him.
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I can tell by
the look on your face.
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- Well, he's a handful,
but we're best friends,
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so I guess we're stuck
together forever now.
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- I remember promising
Curtis we'd die together.
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Now I wouldn't care if
he fell down a manhole
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and crushed his skull.
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- Oh.
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Here he is.
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Here to pick me up.
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- You know, Curtis and I
were married young too.
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You can't even
dream of how worse it gets.
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Yeah, I'm coming back to you.
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But only you, okay?
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You are very, very good.
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- I had a weird day.
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- I fucking love you.
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- I love you.
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Promise me we'll
never get divorced.
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- Easy. Already did.
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- Promise me we'll
die at the same time.
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- Let's just not
die, how about that?
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- Seriously though, I don't
wanna think about being
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without you ever in my life.
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So let's just
promise each other now
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we'll die at
the same time, okay?
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- I can live with that.
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- Good.
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- Good. Good.
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- Good.
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You okay?
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- What do you mean?
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- I don't know.
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You have a funny
look on your face.
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- What?
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- Okay.
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Whatever.
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What do you want for dinner?
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- I want to go out.
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- Yeah, right.
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- To the city.
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- Babe, come on.
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We're saving money.
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We said no
eating out for a while.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
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That's what you said.
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No, I wouldn't say that.
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That's not my style.
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- Uh...
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Babe, you missed our turn.
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- No, I didn't.
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- Seriously.
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- Oh, oh.
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Hold on a second.
- Where are we going?
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- Hey, is this Ronnie?
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Hey.
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Yeah, yeah,
we're on the way right now.
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All right, yeah,
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well, we should be there
in about 30 minutes.
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Okay, thank you. Bye.
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- Brad, what the fuck?
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- Oh, uh, wrong number.
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Weird.
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- Such an idiot.
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- It's a surprise.
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Okay?
- What is it?
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I wanna go home.
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- Your surprise.
- I don't like surprises.
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- We will go home.
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- Is it good?
- You'll see.
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- No fucking way.
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- I told you I was gonna
get us a house someday.
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- Yeah, but-
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- But what? It's a dump?
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Obviously. I got eyes, Jules.
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But I'm a builder.
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You give me two, three months,
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I can turn this
place into a castle.
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- How?
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- Well, I mean, I gotta
look on the inside first.
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Check the electrical-
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- No, I need
more of an explanation.
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How is this yours?
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Ours, whatever the fuck this is.
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- My uncle, I guess.
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My mom's brother.
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Was his house,
and now he's dead.
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No wife, no kids.
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Mom's in the nut house.
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Dad's dad.
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And Maddy,
she doesn't wanna deal with it.
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She thinks
I could take it, fix it up.
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- I mean-
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- I mean, I can, all right?
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And Maddy knows
we've been trying
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to get outta that tiny-ass
apartment for years.
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- I didn't even
know you had an uncle.
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- Yeah, me neither.
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- Who's that?
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- Oh, that's the lawyer guy.
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- Is this all
happening like right now?
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm just gonna
check out the place.
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He's gonna give some papers.
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- Brad, well, you probably-
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You can't just get a house.
- Hey!
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- Hi. Brad?
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- Yes.
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- All right, nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- And this is your wife?
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- Yes, this is Julia.
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- Hi. Okay.
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Beautiful.
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So what do you think?
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It's a very unique house,
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isn't it?
- No, it's cool.
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I love it.
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I love the neighborhood.
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It's actually exciting
to have some yard space.
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- So how does this work?
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Brad doesn't just
get a house, right?
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- No, it's not so simple.
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- She's worried about
taxes, stuff like that.
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- Yes, there are back
taxes and fees of course.
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But that's all months from now.
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As I explained to
you on the phone, Brad,
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your uncle didn't have a will.
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He didn't have an executor to
be in charge of the property.
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And to go into probate, I need
you to be the administrator.
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You'd be great at that.
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And then the administrator
decides who gets the house,
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which will be you beautiful
young people.
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And you can decide to
sell it if you'd like,
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but that's up to you.
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- We can sell it?
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- But he's
saying we don't have to.
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- But he's saying we can.
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- If you want,
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you can take some inventory
of the assets inside.
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I'm just happy to have met you
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because I've been looking for
an inheritor for your uncle
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for a very long time.
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In the end, he didn't
have many relationships.
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If you don't mind taking
a look at these papers.
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If you have any questions,
feel free to contact my office.
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- Do
you think we can go inside?
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- No.
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But if I were to leave and
the door was unlocked...
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- Did he die in the house?
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- Yes.
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But I don't think
he's still in there.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Okay.
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Okay.
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- Yeah.
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- All right.
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- Thank you.
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- Okay.
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- Brad, come on.
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I don't wanna go
in there right now.
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- Oopsie.
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- God damn it.
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- We have to look, Jules.
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It's our future in here.
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- Okay. I don't hate this.
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- Look at us, Jules.
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Imagine us living
in this fucking luxury!
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- What's that smell?
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- Good fortune.
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- No. Smells like
someone died in here.
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- You're not wrong.
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Oh yeah, I can fix this.
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- Ew.
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- I'm Uncle Theos!
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Take the house!
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- Get out!
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- Please.
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Honey, we'd be nuts not
to move in this place.
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- I don't know if
we can afford to, baby.
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We have no idea
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how much this is gonna cost.
- Honey, we've been saving
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for what, like
three years already?
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- For a down
payment on something.
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How do we know
it's enough for this?
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- The guy said we could
sell whatever we want.
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- I mean, is
there anything to sell?
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- I don't know.
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Light switch...
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Ah, here it is.
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Let there be light.
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I like the ceilings.
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- So fucking hot up here.
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- Let's see if this one works.
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Yeah.
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It still works. Great.
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- Oh.
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- What's behind door number one?
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Oh, what the hell is this?
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You ever see anything like that?
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- Mm-mm.
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Are you okay?
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- Yeah, no, it's just allergies.
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- Ooh. Could be mold, baby.
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Let's get outta here.
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- Yeah, you're probably right.
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Yeah, I know a guy
who does inspections.
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I'll just have
him take a look at it.
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He owes me one.
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But aren't you curious
what's behind this door?
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- Um...
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No. It's probably your
dead uncle's fucking ghost.
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Or something.
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- Uncle Theos, you in there?
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- Stop that.
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- It's me!
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Brad, your nephew!
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- Come on. That's not funny.
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- I love what you've
done with the place, bud!
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- Stop it!
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Fuck this. I'm
getting outta here.
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- It's fine.
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- I don't like this!
- It's okay.
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- Okay, that's enough for today.
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I wanna get the fuck outta here.
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- Baby, relax.
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- I'm absolutely
not going back in there!
270
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:14,314
I wanna go home!
271
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,150
- I probably just rattled
something on the other side!
272
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:16,984
Come on!
273
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,601
- You know how
you get a little obsessive
274
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,737
about things sometimes?
275
00:15:35,837 --> 00:15:38,472
Just promise me you won't get
that way about this house.
276
00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:39,440
We need to make
sure it's the right thing
277
00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:41,041
before we spend
everything we have.
278
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,110
- Of course, baby.
279
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:47,448
You know I just want the
best of everything for us.
280
00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:48,482
For you.
281
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,354
What are you reading?
282
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:55,523
- Taxes.
283
00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:56,791
- Taxes.
284
00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:58,058
- Mm-hmm.
285
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,894
- Well, I don't
care about taxes!
286
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,563
- Okay, but I care about taxes.
287
00:16:01,663 --> 00:16:02,630
- I don't care about taxes!
288
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:03,531
- You should care about taxes.
289
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:04,465
- No, no-
290
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:05,165
- Taxes are important.
291
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,133
- It's not. It's not important.
292
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,569
Trust me, it's not important.
293
00:16:07,669 --> 00:16:08,302
Okay?
294
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,238
- No, we can't have the house.
295
00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:15,075
- Glad you guys didn't have
to pay for this shit hole.
296
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,343
- Oh,
what, are you jealous?
297
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,545
- No.
298
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,246
I mean, it's big.
299
00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:21,549
- It's a shit hole now,
300
00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:23,450
but wait until you see what
I'm gonna do to it, man.
301
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:26,153
Barbecues, 4th of
July, fight nights.
302
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,422
- You know what you need
to break this house in?
303
00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:30,892
To fuck Julia in
every single room.
304
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,059
- That's crazy
305
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,393
'cause your mom asked
me to do the same thing.
306
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:34,896
- That's crazy because you
wouldn't last 10 seconds
307
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:35,797
with my mom.
308
00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:38,031
She's a fucking beast.
309
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,902
- That's fucked up, man.
310
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:41,903
- Yeah.
311
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,170
- That's your mother.
312
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,371
- Yeah, I know.
313
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,607
- She raised you
way better than that.
314
00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:46,908
- I know. Thank you.
315
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,008
- I'm
gonna tell your mom.
316
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:48,977
- Please don't.
317
00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:52,814
- The house seemed like way
too much for us at first,
318
00:16:52,914 --> 00:16:55,817
but I don't know, I think I've
kind of come around to it.
319
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,719
Brad really loves it.
320
00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:58,887
- Yeah, I think it's cute.
321
00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:02,222
- Yeah, and we had just enough
to pay the taxes and stuff.
322
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,658
Plus we don't have
to carry a mortgage.
323
00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:04,391
- No way.
324
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,060
- Which is like amazing. Yeah.
325
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,096
And Brad's gonna do all the
renovation stuff himself,
326
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,665
which is a huge help.
327
00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:12,032
And I don't know,
328
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,670
we talked about like
maybe starting a family.
329
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:16,403
- No way.
330
00:17:16,504 --> 00:17:18,305
You're gonna have tiny babies?
331
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,374
The pitter
patter of little feet.
332
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:21,441
- Maybe.
333
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,411
I mean, there's so much space,
334
00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:26,981
I feel like I could open
my own salon in here.
335
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,883
- Oh, so you're
gonna compete with me now?
336
00:17:28,983 --> 00:17:30,450
Traitor.
- Girl, please.
337
00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:32,754
I was gonna ask
you to finance me.
338
00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:34,421
We're broke now.
339
00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,891
- Oh my gosh, look
at all these sweaty men.
340
00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:37,792
- 'Sup, girls?
341
00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:38,927
- You guys want a beer?
342
00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:40,427
- Yes, please.
343
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,830
- Well, Carl's
gonna pick up the pizza.
344
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,097
You gonna give
Lana the grand tour?
345
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,733
- Yeah, I'm
fucking starving, bro.
346
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,802
- We couldn't afford to pay
rent plus everything else,
347
00:17:47,902 --> 00:17:51,271
so Brad's gonna be renovating
every room while we live here.
348
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,975
- Well, it's better than that
tiny slum place you were in.
349
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,710
- I'm gonna miss
the tiny slum place
350
00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:57,745
in the best part of the city.
351
00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:58,913
- What's that smell?
352
00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:00,213
- I know, right?
353
00:18:00,314 --> 00:18:01,816
At first we thought it was
all that garbage in here,
354
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,418
but then we thought it was mold
'cause Brad has an allergy,
355
00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:05,620
but the mold guy
didn't find anything.
356
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,387
- I think it's
coming from over here.
357
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,591
- Yeah, then there's this door.
358
00:18:09,691 --> 00:18:10,290
- This is bad!
359
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,726
Do you know what this is?
360
00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:12,994
This is an evil eye.
361
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,262
- What do you mean?
362
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,631
- Have you opened it?
363
00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:18,900
- Yeah, but look at this.
364
00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:23,571
- Girl, no.
365
00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:26,340
- Step aside, ladies.
366
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,577
- Look, it's a symbol of evil.
367
00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:31,411
I really think
you need to do a cleanse.
368
00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:32,379
- Really?
369
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,214
- We don't need
to do a cleanse, okay?
370
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,950
It's clearly some type of leak.
371
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:39,152
I'll just take
it down, fix the problem.
372
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,387
All right.
373
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,958
You may wanna
step back a little bit.
374
00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,225
- Okay.
375
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,347
- What the fuck?
376
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,450
Ugh. What
the fuck happened here?
377
00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:13,220
- Jules!
378
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:23,163
- What happened?
379
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,297
Oh my god.
380
00:19:24,398 --> 00:19:26,134
- It's a hidden room.
381
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,136
- Is this where
the oil's coming from?
382
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,237
- Yeah, it seems like it.
383
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,473
Whatever it is,
it looks important.
384
00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:35,242
- Oh my god.
385
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,078
Please don't let this
be a fucking dead body.
386
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,814
- Relax. It's not a dead body.
387
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:42,583
Feels hard though.
388
00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:45,720
- Because it's fucking
mummified or something.
389
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:46,788
- Relax.
390
00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:47,689
- Okay.
391
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,778
That's a face.
392
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,047
- It's a statue.
393
00:20:13,147 --> 00:20:15,683
Here, help me take it off.
394
00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:27,195
- Oh my god.
395
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,462
- Shit.
396
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,798
I fucking knew it.
397
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:31,733
- Is it real though?
398
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:32,567
- Look at it.
399
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:36,104
It's probably
worth a small fortune.
400
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:38,506
Oh my god.
401
00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:39,774
Wow.
402
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,845
Uncle Theos,
you fucking son of a bitch.
403
00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:47,115
No wonder he put
up this plaster wall.
404
00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:48,348
The old bastard
really was trying
405
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,884
to hide his fucking treasure.
406
00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:53,721
- Do you really
think it's worth anything?
407
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:55,123
- Fuck yeah.
408
00:22:44,065 --> 00:22:46,499
- Jules.
409
00:24:29,704 --> 00:24:30,671
- Hey.
- Hey.
410
00:24:30,771 --> 00:24:32,873
- Oh my god, look at your face.
411
00:24:32,974 --> 00:24:35,509
- Yeah, I think that black
shit was the problem.
412
00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:38,346
Tried to get rid
of as much as I can.
413
00:24:38,446 --> 00:24:40,815
- Uh, where is that thing?
414
00:24:43,617 --> 00:24:44,719
- Isn't it sweet?
415
00:24:44,819 --> 00:24:45,886
I mean, I don't love it
416
00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:48,155
as a centerpiece
of my living room, but-
417
00:24:48,255 --> 00:24:50,291
- I mean, it's way better
down here than rotting away
418
00:24:50,391 --> 00:24:51,559
in that toxic room upstairs.
419
00:24:51,659 --> 00:24:53,194
And I'll change the base, hun.
420
00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:54,028
Don't worry.
421
00:24:54,128 --> 00:24:55,363
I actually posted about this.
422
00:24:55,463 --> 00:24:57,264
Let me see if
anyone said anything.
423
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,399
- Man, I swear,
424
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,369
I feel way better with
that room cleared out.
425
00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:03,471
- Oh,
your sister commented.
426
00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:04,472
- Really? What'd she say?
427
00:25:04,572 --> 00:25:05,573
- Yeah.
428
00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:07,141
"I remember Mom
saying uncle used to work
429
00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:08,476
"at University of Chicago.
430
00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:10,044
"You should look it up
and see if anywhere there
431
00:25:10,144 --> 00:25:11,512
"knows what it could be."
432
00:25:11,612 --> 00:25:12,580
I just looked.
433
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,115
Theos Chambers,
University of Chicago.
434
00:25:14,215 --> 00:25:15,549
And look.
435
00:25:15,649 --> 00:25:17,685
- Holy shit, look at him.
436
00:25:17,785 --> 00:25:19,653
Theos Z. Chambers,
437
00:25:19,754 --> 00:25:22,556
distinguished professor
of religious history
438
00:25:22,656 --> 00:25:26,894
and former dean of the School
of Comparative Religion,
439
00:25:26,994 --> 00:25:31,098
was suspended for physically
attacking students
440
00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:34,902
following disappearance.
441
00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:36,303
- Oh.
442
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:37,471
So he was crazy.
443
00:25:37,571 --> 00:25:38,939
- No, don't say that.
444
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,474
I don't like that.
445
00:25:40,574 --> 00:25:43,744
- Sorry. I didn't
mean it like that.
446
00:25:43,844 --> 00:25:46,147
- Where was that from?
447
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,617
- U Chicago News, I guess, 2007.
448
00:25:51,318 --> 00:25:52,019
Should I call the school?
449
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,621
See if anyone
there remembers him
450
00:25:53,721 --> 00:25:56,424
that could come
look at the thing?
451
00:25:56,525 --> 00:25:58,559
- I guess if you want to.
452
00:25:58,659 --> 00:26:01,195
- Don't you wanna
know if we can sell it?
453
00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:02,296
- Yeah.
454
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:03,931
Sure. Of course.
455
00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:07,935
Well, I better get back to it.
456
00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:11,072
Gotta keep working on the house.
457
00:26:11,172 --> 00:26:11,806
- Yeah.
458
00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:13,174
Well, I should go get ready.
459
00:26:13,274 --> 00:26:16,077
Lana'll be here any second.
460
00:26:16,177 --> 00:26:17,478
I love you.
461
00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:19,046
- Love you too.
462
00:26:19,847 --> 00:26:21,782
- Your eyes look so weird.
463
00:26:21,882 --> 00:26:24,452
- Just the light
in the room, sweetie.
464
00:26:24,553 --> 00:26:25,719
- Okay.
465
00:27:01,722 --> 00:27:06,227
- How to save money, you
gotta buy the shit one.
466
00:27:14,201 --> 00:27:15,202
Fuck! Fuck.
467
00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:03,817
- Julia,
can I get a hand?
468
00:29:06,581 --> 00:29:07,448
- Thanks, Lana!
469
00:29:07,549 --> 00:29:09,149
See you tomorrow!
470
00:29:12,621 --> 00:29:14,755
Oh, for Christ's sake.
471
00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:24,131
Brad?
472
00:29:40,381 --> 00:29:41,382
Brad!
473
00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:42,950
- Jesus Christ.
474
00:29:43,884 --> 00:29:45,986
- Sorry. Are you okay?
475
00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:48,155
- Yeah. Yeah.
476
00:29:48,889 --> 00:29:50,891
You scared me.
477
00:29:50,991 --> 00:29:53,127
- What
the hell are you doing?
478
00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:54,194
- Huh?
479
00:29:55,730 --> 00:29:56,897
- Oh, yeah.
480
00:29:56,997 --> 00:29:59,466
I was noticing a flicker
in one of the bulbs,
481
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:01,302
so I changed the bulb,
482
00:30:01,402 --> 00:30:03,837
and then I think
the wiring's just old,
483
00:30:03,937 --> 00:30:07,408
so I may have to rewire
the whole circuit now.
484
00:30:07,509 --> 00:30:09,577
Another thing to do.
485
00:30:09,678 --> 00:30:11,478
Anyways how are you?
486
00:30:13,515 --> 00:30:14,481
- Good.
487
00:30:19,754 --> 00:30:20,722
Oh, are you okay?
488
00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:24,358
Funny.
489
00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:25,560
- Sorry, I stink, baby.
490
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,194
- It's okay. I like it.
491
00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:28,730
- Well, wait until
you taste my breath.
492
00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:30,130
- Mm. Great.
493
00:30:32,734 --> 00:30:33,802
- You know,
it's come to my attention
494
00:30:33,901 --> 00:30:36,671
that we have not banged
in the dining room yet.
495
00:30:36,771 --> 00:30:38,138
- What are
we gonna do about that?
496
00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:40,274
- We're gonna
have to change that.
497
00:30:40,374 --> 00:30:44,612
- Hey, your allergies
look so much better.
498
00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:45,946
Wait...
499
00:30:46,046 --> 00:30:47,615
Did you not go to work today?
500
00:30:47,716 --> 00:30:49,684
- What do you mean?
501
00:30:49,784 --> 00:30:51,553
- What do
you mean what do I mean?
502
00:30:51,653 --> 00:30:54,589
- Baby, I gotta fix this house.
503
00:30:54,689 --> 00:30:56,090
Are you kidding me?
504
00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:57,559
- We just spent
all of our savings.
505
00:30:57,659 --> 00:31:00,094
There's like a million things
we're gonna need money for.
506
00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:02,564
- And I'm saving us money
by doing all the work.
507
00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:06,033
- So you're just gonna stay
home from work, till when?
508
00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:08,902
- You just, you don't get it.
509
00:31:12,306 --> 00:31:16,143
- "See with yellow
eyes, you are a gateway.
510
00:31:18,613 --> 00:31:23,283
"I have the power to create
or destroy precious life.
511
00:31:27,555 --> 00:31:28,556
"I am fire.
512
00:31:29,691 --> 00:31:31,291
"Drink me.
513
00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:32,660
"I am pleasure.
514
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,663
"Take me inside."
515
00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:39,032
Oh my, this is terrific.
516
00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:40,434
- Sounds awful to me.
517
00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:43,103
- Well, I was referring to
the significance of the text.
518
00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:48,208
What you have here is clearly
an altar, perhaps sacrificial,
519
00:31:48,308 --> 00:31:50,411
which is rare,
but not out of the question
520
00:31:50,512 --> 00:31:52,079
for ancient Mesopotamia.
521
00:31:52,179 --> 00:31:56,250
This is the absolutely unique
blend of Akkadian and Sumeric,
522
00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:59,587
yet there's
Ugaritic and Sanskrit.
523
00:31:59,687 --> 00:32:01,355
This is just fascinating.
524
00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:05,560
- Yeah, well we just
know our ABCs here, Doc.
525
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,228
- Now my
rudimentary interpretation
526
00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:11,031
is that this is a fertility God,
527
00:32:11,131 --> 00:32:13,601
hence the pregnant belly
and the exposed phallus.
528
00:32:13,701 --> 00:32:16,203
Now what you two do not
know is that it is told
529
00:32:16,303 --> 00:32:19,808
in a Dionysian tone,
representing the relationship
530
00:32:19,908 --> 00:32:22,744
between suffering
and gratification.
531
00:32:22,844 --> 00:32:25,580
Now fire to be all consumed by
532
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,784
or to act upon one's raw,
carnal, animalistic lust
533
00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:32,887
to the point of
self-destruction.
534
00:32:33,588 --> 00:32:36,256
Ancient religions
could be quite violent.
535
00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:37,792
- No shit.
536
00:32:37,892 --> 00:32:39,928
- Sounds a little
bit like the devil.
537
00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:41,896
- Well actually,
this predates
538
00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:43,731
Christianity's
very concept of the devil
539
00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:45,733
by about 2,000 years.
540
00:32:45,834 --> 00:32:46,801
Ancient cultures did not share
541
00:32:46,901 --> 00:32:48,903
the same diametric ideologies.
542
00:32:49,002 --> 00:32:50,872
- Do you think
Brad's uncle was hiding it
543
00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:52,339
because it's valuable?
544
00:32:52,439 --> 00:32:54,341
- Hard to say,
but a man of his
545
00:32:54,441 --> 00:32:56,109
esteemed credentials
would know better.
546
00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:58,045
He would take
this piece to a museum
547
00:32:58,145 --> 00:32:59,814
or a university for study.
548
00:32:59,914 --> 00:33:01,716
What he did was quite selfish.
549
00:33:01,816 --> 00:33:03,551
But knowing
what I know about him,
550
00:33:03,651 --> 00:33:04,819
I would say that's expected.
551
00:33:04,919 --> 00:33:06,186
- And what does that mean?
552
00:33:06,286 --> 00:33:10,859
- Well, no offense, but your
uncle was a infamous recluse.
553
00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:12,527
He was brilliant though.
554
00:33:12,627 --> 00:33:15,462
He specialized in rights and
rituals of ancient cultures.
555
00:33:15,563 --> 00:33:18,165
Now in the comparative
religion schools,
556
00:33:18,265 --> 00:33:19,901
they state that the only way
557
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,703
you can understand a
culture's belief system
558
00:33:21,803 --> 00:33:24,739
is to practice it yourself.
559
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:26,039
I wonder...
560
00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:30,578
These in-lain
texts read like warnings.
561
00:33:30,678 --> 00:33:32,379
I'd like to study it myself.
562
00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:34,081
Let me discuss
it with the university.
563
00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:37,150
Perhaps a offer of
acquisition could be made.
564
00:33:37,251 --> 00:33:39,219
- How much would something
like this pay us?
565
00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:40,522
- Well, it's hard to say,
566
00:33:40,622 --> 00:33:43,558
but due to the age and
authenticity of this piece,
567
00:33:43,658 --> 00:33:47,294
it could be
something quite significant.
568
00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:50,230
What's this?
569
00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:51,465
- Thank you, Professor,
570
00:33:51,566 --> 00:33:53,735
but to be honest, I'm not
sure we want to sell it.
571
00:33:53,835 --> 00:33:54,802
- Brad.
572
00:33:54,903 --> 00:33:55,670
- What?
573
00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:56,370
- Don't be rude.
574
00:33:56,470 --> 00:33:58,006
We brought him here because-
575
00:33:58,105 --> 00:34:00,508
- I know, but
it's a family heirloom,
576
00:34:00,608 --> 00:34:05,045
and my uncle went through a
lot of trouble to get it here.
577
00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:08,516
- Well, if you change your
mind, you have my card.
578
00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:10,652
You can call me anytime.
579
00:34:12,386 --> 00:34:14,354
Your uncle was an academic.
580
00:34:14,454 --> 00:34:19,259
I can assure you he planned
to share the study of this.
581
00:34:23,831 --> 00:34:25,232
- What the hell was that?
582
00:34:25,332 --> 00:34:27,535
- That guy was
a fucking asshole.
583
00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:30,370
You heard the way he
was talking down to us.
584
00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:32,006
He thinks we're suckers, baby.
585
00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:33,808
There's no way he's gonna pay us
586
00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:35,510
what that thing's
actually worth.
587
00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:36,578
- How do you know?
588
00:34:36,678 --> 00:34:38,880
You don't even
know how much it's worth.
589
00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:40,280
I thought
we wanted to get rid of it!
590
00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:41,816
I don't want that in
my house anymore, Brad!
591
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:42,717
- I get it!
592
00:34:42,817 --> 00:34:43,618
- That thing creeps-
593
00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:45,687
- I get it! You're mad!
594
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,022
I'm sorry.
595
00:34:48,155 --> 00:34:49,891
- And family heirloom?
596
00:34:49,991 --> 00:34:51,124
What the fuck was that?
597
00:34:51,224 --> 00:34:52,159
All of a sudden you were in love
598
00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:54,094
with this weird, ugly statue.
599
00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:55,462
- I like it!
600
00:34:56,798 --> 00:34:58,498
I can't explain it.
601
00:34:59,601 --> 00:35:01,703
You didn't even know your uncle.
602
00:35:01,803 --> 00:35:03,004
- I
know he had a limp dick
603
00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:05,339
and a guilty conscience.
604
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:09,376
- What?
605
00:35:10,344 --> 00:35:11,913
- I said I like the statue.
606
00:35:12,013 --> 00:35:13,648
You know, I think it's cool.
607
00:35:13,748 --> 00:35:15,650
What's wrong with that?
608
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:16,718
- No.
609
00:35:19,152 --> 00:35:22,523
Did you say
your uncle had a limp dick?
610
00:35:26,527 --> 00:35:27,494
- What?
611
00:35:29,496 --> 00:35:30,464
No.
612
00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:35,369
- Are you fucking with me?
613
00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:37,839
- Are you fucking with me?
614
00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:47,414
Look, remember that job
I did in Lake Forest,
615
00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:49,684
you know the McMansion?
616
00:35:51,019 --> 00:35:53,320
They're antique
people, all right?
617
00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:55,455
I'll give them the call.
618
00:35:55,556 --> 00:35:57,290
I'll have them look at it.
619
00:35:57,391 --> 00:35:58,960
You know, we gotta get a
second opinion on this, honey.
620
00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:00,695
It's like with anything else.
621
00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:01,763
- Yeah.
622
00:36:02,964 --> 00:36:04,231
All right.
623
00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:06,199
I just really don't want
it in the living room.
624
00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:08,503
- I'll move it, okay?
625
00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:11,471
To the basement,
how's that sound?
626
00:36:11,572 --> 00:36:13,808
- You have to get more sleep.
627
00:36:13,908 --> 00:36:15,175
- Tell me about it.
628
00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:16,678
- I keep waking up
and you're not in bed.
629
00:36:16,778 --> 00:36:17,444
You're doing too much.
630
00:36:17,545 --> 00:36:18,445
You have to get more sleep,
631
00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:19,847
and you have to
go back to work soon.
632
00:36:19,947 --> 00:36:22,449
- No, don't start with that.
633
00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:26,721
These dreams don't
build themself, puddin'.
634
00:36:26,821 --> 00:36:27,722
- Yeah.
635
00:36:27,822 --> 00:36:30,390
Well, Lana's not too hot
on the idea of going in
636
00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:34,428
on a private client
thing with me here, so...
637
00:36:36,531 --> 00:36:38,599
- You're not being
direct enough, honey.
638
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,667
No, no. Listen.
639
00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:42,335
You know, she's
a rich little heiress.
640
00:36:42,436 --> 00:36:44,337
They're used to
getting whatever they want
641
00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:46,507
whenever they want.
642
00:36:46,607 --> 00:36:49,744
She's not gonna appreciate
the subtle approach, Jules.
643
00:36:49,844 --> 00:36:51,311
- Okay, Donald.
644
00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:54,682
Teaching me the art of
the deal now are ya?
645
00:36:54,782 --> 00:36:56,383
- I got an idea.
646
00:36:56,483 --> 00:36:59,721
How about we throw a little
barbecue this weekend?
647
00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:01,354
Right, now hold on.
648
00:37:01,455 --> 00:37:02,389
We show her that the place
649
00:37:02,489 --> 00:37:05,459
is a little bit more cleaned up.
650
00:37:07,628 --> 00:37:10,363
I'll tell her all about
how awesome it's gonna be.
651
00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:12,432
- You should tell
her with your shirt off.
652
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:14,736
That seems to work pretty well.
653
00:37:14,836 --> 00:37:16,003
- Okay. Stop it.
654
00:37:16,104 --> 00:37:17,370
- I'm joking.
655
00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:19,574
I'm not joking.
656
00:37:19,674 --> 00:37:22,342
Well, I guess if we're not
selling the thing right away,
657
00:37:22,442 --> 00:37:23,477
we could have a little party.
658
00:37:23,578 --> 00:37:24,979
- All right.
- That'd be nice.
659
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:26,379
- All right.
660
00:37:27,115 --> 00:37:28,248
- It's gonna be great.
661
00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:30,118
- Yeah.
- Right?
662
00:37:30,218 --> 00:37:31,485
- We'll see.
663
00:37:32,687 --> 00:37:35,388
- Where is this coming from?
664
00:37:36,323 --> 00:37:38,126
- You'll see.
665
00:37:38,226 --> 00:37:41,428
- I guess today
it's in the kitchen.
666
00:38:33,614 --> 00:38:34,882
- You said
several times in the past
667
00:38:34,982 --> 00:38:36,316
that you think most
so-called possessions
668
00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:38,553
are just
psychological or hysteric.
669
00:38:38,653 --> 00:38:41,421
Why was Katie Harmon different?
670
00:38:41,522 --> 00:38:43,257
- Well, there is a myth.
671
00:38:43,356 --> 00:38:44,859
No, no, not a myth.
672
00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:47,327
A legend, a fact, of power
673
00:38:49,564 --> 00:38:52,900
that comes from an evil that
you can't possibly understand
674
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,503
unless you see what it does.
675
00:38:57,605 --> 00:39:02,543
I have seen it take hold of
good people, innocent people.
676
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:07,715
And once it's inside of them,
it can never be removed.
677
00:39:07,815 --> 00:39:11,152
- Was that
evil inside Katie Harmon?
678
00:39:11,252 --> 00:39:13,486
Do you still believe that God
can help people like Katie?
679
00:39:13,588 --> 00:39:17,158
Father Penrose, do you
still believe in God?
680
00:39:17,258 --> 00:39:19,459
What happened to Katie?
681
00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:50,625
- Brad?
682
00:39:58,366 --> 00:40:00,134
Brad, where are you?
683
00:40:04,138 --> 00:40:06,707
You're freaking me out, baby.
684
00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:13,147
Brad?
685
00:40:22,957 --> 00:40:24,558
Are you in there?
686
00:40:41,008 --> 00:40:41,976
Brad?
687
00:40:54,989 --> 00:40:55,957
Brad?
688
00:40:59,026 --> 00:41:00,094
You up here?
689
00:41:07,368 --> 00:41:09,737
Answer me for fuck's sake.
690
00:41:13,441 --> 00:41:14,342
- We'll see!
691
00:41:15,643 --> 00:41:19,880
It's me,
Jules. It's me.
692
00:41:19,981 --> 00:41:20,915
I'm sorry, Jules.
693
00:41:21,015 --> 00:41:21,849
I had to.
694
00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:23,217
You should have seen your face.
695
00:41:23,317 --> 00:41:25,419
Look at your face.
696
00:41:25,519 --> 00:41:27,288
- It's not funny!
697
00:41:27,855 --> 00:41:29,557
What the hell
are you doing up here?
698
00:41:29,657 --> 00:41:32,293
- Oh, I was
rewiring the dining room,
699
00:41:32,393 --> 00:41:34,528
and then I think
I heard something.
700
00:41:34,628 --> 00:41:37,298
We might have a raccoon.
701
00:41:37,398 --> 00:41:38,666
Look at this cool shit I found.
702
00:41:38,766 --> 00:41:40,267
- I'm getting out of here.
703
00:41:43,838 --> 00:41:47,241
What the hell's
that on your face?
704
00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:52,046
- Little son of a bitch.
705
00:41:52,146 --> 00:41:53,047
- What are you doing?
706
00:41:53,147 --> 00:41:53,681
- I'm gonna get ya.
707
00:41:53,781 --> 00:41:54,582
- What are you doing?
708
00:41:54,682 --> 00:41:58,853
- I'm gonna get ya.
709
00:42:17,204 --> 00:42:18,372
- Stop!
710
00:42:18,472 --> 00:42:19,640
Brad!
711
00:42:22,076 --> 00:42:23,744
Brad, stop it!
712
00:42:33,554 --> 00:42:34,722
Stop!
713
00:42:35,956 --> 00:42:36,924
Stop!
714
00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:41,095
Brad, stop!
715
00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:46,300
Brad!
716
00:43:34,682 --> 00:43:37,251
He just tries so
hard at everything.
717
00:43:37,351 --> 00:43:38,452
- Yeah.
718
00:43:38,553 --> 00:43:39,987
He's very intense.
719
00:43:40,087 --> 00:43:41,021
- I know.
720
00:43:41,655 --> 00:43:44,024
It used to be exciting.
721
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:45,192
- What is it now?
722
00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:46,760
- I don't know.
723
00:43:48,129 --> 00:43:48,896
Scary.
724
00:43:48,996 --> 00:43:52,133
- Thought
we were corn holing, bro.
725
00:43:56,237 --> 00:43:58,139
What's your deal, bro?
726
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,242
- I've just been thinking
a lot about his family
727
00:44:01,342 --> 00:44:02,476
and this crazy uncle
728
00:44:02,577 --> 00:44:06,080
and the whole mental illness
is a family disease thing and-
729
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:09,016
- I don't believe in
that mental health stuff.
730
00:44:09,116 --> 00:44:11,418
Did he hit
himself on the head? No?
731
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,453
Okay, so he's fine.
732
00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:13,588
- It's not stuff.
733
00:44:13,687 --> 00:44:16,824
They've had
a really rough few years.
734
00:44:16,924 --> 00:44:19,493
- I don't know, Julia.
735
00:44:19,594 --> 00:44:22,429
This place has bad energy.
736
00:44:22,531 --> 00:44:24,298
It needs a cleanse.
737
00:44:24,398 --> 00:44:26,767
I'll bring my sage, and
we'll take care of it.
738
00:44:26,867 --> 00:44:28,802
But I really think that's
what you need to do.
739
00:44:28,903 --> 00:44:30,104
- My family used
to be so religious,
740
00:44:30,204 --> 00:44:32,806
and I don't believe
in that stuff anymore.
741
00:44:32,907 --> 00:44:35,142
I don't think I do.
742
00:44:35,242 --> 00:44:37,077
What if he's like
bipolar or something
743
00:44:37,178 --> 00:44:39,413
and he needs to
see doctor for pills?
744
00:44:39,514 --> 00:44:43,217
He beat a fucking animal to
death in our house, Lana.
745
00:44:43,317 --> 00:44:45,352
- Listen ladies,
if we ain't corn holing,
746
00:44:45,452 --> 00:44:48,022
I wanna see this secret room.
747
00:45:05,674 --> 00:45:06,840
- More.
748
00:45:08,809 --> 00:45:10,512
- I made him
put it in the basement.
749
00:45:10,612 --> 00:45:12,880
It was creeping me out.
750
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:15,416
- See? I told you, evil.
751
00:45:16,016 --> 00:45:19,987
- Yellow Eyes sounds
like a fun fellow to me.
752
00:45:20,655 --> 00:45:21,989
- More.
753
00:45:22,089 --> 00:45:23,057
- Brad?
754
00:45:25,426 --> 00:45:27,194
Brad, you down here?
755
00:45:37,037 --> 00:45:38,205
- Yo, fuck corn hole.
756
00:45:38,305 --> 00:45:40,040
I'm good down here.
757
00:45:40,808 --> 00:45:42,343
- Look at its beautiful eyes.
758
00:45:42,443 --> 00:45:44,044
That's real gold.
759
00:45:44,878 --> 00:45:46,914
- Yo, look at his little dick.
760
00:45:47,014 --> 00:45:48,449
And I know dicks, darling.
761
00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:51,352
- There you are.
762
00:45:51,452 --> 00:45:52,753
- Yo.
763
00:45:54,054 --> 00:45:57,626
I think your girl is
DTF and likes to party.
764
00:45:57,726 --> 00:45:58,526
- Loves to.
765
00:45:58,627 --> 00:46:01,095
- Honey, don't be weird.
766
00:46:01,195 --> 00:46:04,331
Why are you wearing sunglasses?
767
00:46:05,065 --> 00:46:06,400
- Julia tells me you're
trying to get some big moolah
768
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:07,368
for this thing.
769
00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:08,936
You better make
a offering to Yellow Eyes
770
00:46:09,036 --> 00:46:10,304
if you wanna get paid.
771
00:46:12,106 --> 00:46:14,375
- I think you're right.
772
00:46:14,475 --> 00:46:16,844
All right, you guys ready?
773
00:46:21,081 --> 00:46:22,850
- Bro.
- That's crazy.
774
00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:24,485
- The eyes are spinning.
775
00:46:24,586 --> 00:46:26,287
- How is it doing that?
776
00:46:26,387 --> 00:46:29,990
- Maybe
we should offer it more.
777
00:46:30,090 --> 00:46:31,959
- Do you guys wanna go upstairs?
778
00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:33,595
It's gross down here.
779
00:46:33,695 --> 00:46:35,429
- Yeah, it's nasty.
780
00:46:40,535 --> 00:46:41,502
- You coming?
781
00:46:41,603 --> 00:46:45,205
- No, Carl and I are gonna
hang down here for a bit.
782
00:46:45,306 --> 00:46:48,777
He's gonna help me
fix some other stuff.
783
00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,077
- Uh, okay.
784
00:46:51,412 --> 00:46:52,246
Just hurry up.
785
00:46:52,346 --> 00:46:54,415
We still have
burgers and stuff upstairs.
786
00:46:54,516 --> 00:46:55,849
- Yeah, cool, ladies.
787
00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:57,686
- Be up in a few.
788
00:46:57,786 --> 00:46:58,952
- Okay.
789
00:47:01,623 --> 00:47:05,159
- What other cool
shit you got down here, bro?
790
00:47:58,613 --> 00:48:00,180
- You got this.
791
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,182
I mean, you saw all that
light in the living room.
792
00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:03,250
I feel like with some plants,
793
00:48:03,350 --> 00:48:05,787
the clients would feel so vibey.
794
00:48:05,886 --> 00:48:07,154
You know what I mean?
795
00:48:07,254 --> 00:48:09,957
- You know, this old woman
actually came in begging
796
00:48:10,057 --> 00:48:12,092
for you on your day off.
797
00:48:12,192 --> 00:48:13,862
You work here two
or three days a week
798
00:48:13,961 --> 00:48:16,330
and we could charge picky
clients like that extra.
799
00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:18,265
They love anything that
makes them feel special.
800
00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:20,267
- Right, and
I could serve them tea,
801
00:48:20,367 --> 00:48:23,971
and it'll be this
whole cozy, posh thing.
802
00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:25,406
- A private experience.
803
00:48:25,507 --> 00:48:27,374
- Yes. An experience.
804
00:48:39,888 --> 00:48:44,358
- Are you ready to get stuffed
'cause I'm fucking hungry.
805
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:45,926
- Where's Carl?
806
00:48:48,162 --> 00:48:50,532
- He said he had to split.
807
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,268
- Wait, seriously?
808
00:48:55,369 --> 00:48:56,704
That's so weird.
809
00:48:58,907 --> 00:49:02,109
- Yeah, he's
a fucked up guy, right?
810
00:49:06,815 --> 00:49:08,616
- Did you see Carl leave?
811
00:49:08,716 --> 00:49:10,685
- I'll come middle of the week,
812
00:49:10,785 --> 00:49:12,986
sage the house,
order everything,
813
00:49:13,086 --> 00:49:15,824
tell that lady to come
in as kind of a tryout,
814
00:49:15,924 --> 00:49:17,458
and charge her double.
815
00:49:17,559 --> 00:49:19,960
We split 50/50.
816
00:49:20,562 --> 00:49:21,529
- Great.
817
00:49:25,399 --> 00:49:27,434
It's just
the two of us, I guess.
818
00:49:27,535 --> 00:49:28,402
Baby, you were so right.
819
00:49:28,502 --> 00:49:33,340
I told Lana exactly what
I wanted and she was so...
820
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,744
- You
have to burn like the sun
821
00:49:36,845 --> 00:49:39,079
to shine like it, Julia.
822
00:49:44,117 --> 00:49:46,554
- What are you doing, baby?
823
00:49:47,454 --> 00:49:48,656
- Burn us all.
824
00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:03,437
Burn!
825
00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:32,432
- Brad?
826
00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:35,235
Brad?
827
00:50:37,539 --> 00:50:39,139
What's happening?
828
00:50:44,478 --> 00:50:47,047
- It's not me, Jules.
829
00:50:47,147 --> 00:50:48,415
It's not me.
830
00:50:52,587 --> 00:50:53,655
It's not me.
831
00:51:22,115 --> 00:51:23,283
- Brad?
832
00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:29,958
Are you okay?
833
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,528
Stop it!
834
00:51:34,161 --> 00:51:35,329
Stop it!
835
00:53:47,962 --> 00:53:48,930
- Hi.
836
00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:51,465
It's great.
837
00:53:52,466 --> 00:53:54,501
Big change, you know?
838
00:54:01,843 --> 00:54:03,778
Yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry to call so late,
839
00:54:03,878 --> 00:54:05,747
it's just, I think...
840
00:54:08,182 --> 00:54:10,051
Brad's having some trouble
841
00:54:10,151 --> 00:54:12,653
and I really think if you...
842
00:54:14,789 --> 00:54:15,790
No, I know.
843
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:22,262
I just, I think
he's really, really sick.
844
00:54:25,733 --> 00:54:27,535
No, don't worry.
845
00:54:27,635 --> 00:54:29,771
He's fine now, I think.
846
00:54:30,805 --> 00:54:31,773
Mm-hmm.
847
00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:33,808
Good night.
848
00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:38,880
- Was that Maddy?
849
00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:43,718
- Yeah, it was.
850
00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:48,623
She wants to know
how you're doing, baby.
851
00:54:50,258 --> 00:54:51,859
- She did?
852
00:55:11,444 --> 00:55:14,081
- Do you remember
our first date?
853
00:55:14,182 --> 00:55:17,552
- I remember the first time
you got fucked in the ass.
854
00:55:17,652 --> 00:55:21,189
- We went walking together
by the water for hours.
855
00:55:21,289 --> 00:55:22,422
I had these awful shoe bites
856
00:55:22,523 --> 00:55:26,861
because I was wearing new
sandals without any socks.
857
00:55:28,529 --> 00:55:31,364
- I'm gonna stab you to death.
858
00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:34,068
- You, you were so thoughtful.
859
00:55:35,703 --> 00:55:37,437
You saw that I was bleeding
and you lent me your socks,
860
00:55:37,538 --> 00:55:38,573
and I couldn't believe it,
861
00:55:38,673 --> 00:55:41,976
but I actually
put on your used socks.
862
00:55:44,312 --> 00:55:48,749
I hardly knew you and I could
tell you'd do anything for me.
863
00:55:48,850 --> 00:55:50,383
I started falling
in love with you for it
864
00:55:50,483 --> 00:55:52,854
on that first date.
865
00:55:52,954 --> 00:55:54,555
Isn't that funny?
866
00:55:58,425 --> 00:55:59,627
- My jewel.
867
00:56:04,332 --> 00:56:06,033
I love you so much.
868
00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:12,039
- Let me know what I can
do to help you, baby.
869
00:56:12,139 --> 00:56:14,842
- Let me fist fuck your corpse.
870
00:56:19,614 --> 00:56:24,018
I called you Jules 'cause
you're shiny like a jewel.
871
00:56:28,589 --> 00:56:33,127
Let's kill my sister and eat
her cunt babies together.
872
00:56:37,899 --> 00:56:39,499
My perfect jewel.
873
00:56:42,169 --> 00:56:44,138
I don't wanna hurt you.
874
00:56:47,008 --> 00:56:48,676
I'm scared, Jules.
875
00:56:50,278 --> 00:56:53,848
I'm so scared.
876
00:57:32,553 --> 00:57:34,555
- Well, hello there.
877
00:57:38,592 --> 00:57:40,695
I said, hello there.
878
00:57:40,795 --> 00:57:41,796
- What are you doing here?
879
00:57:41,896 --> 00:57:44,732
- For my
hair, sweetie? Why else?
880
00:57:44,832 --> 00:57:47,034
- Look, I'm sorry,
but you can't be here.
881
00:57:47,134 --> 00:57:50,871
- Well, your boss said that
you were doing home services.
882
00:57:50,972 --> 00:57:53,774
We tried to call you,
but you didn't answer.
883
00:57:53,874 --> 00:57:55,543
I have a hot date tonight.
884
00:57:55,643 --> 00:57:58,478
Do you believe it?
885
00:57:58,579 --> 00:58:00,448
My roots are
showing, and I am desperate.
886
00:58:00,548 --> 00:58:02,350
You are the absolute best.
887
00:58:02,450 --> 00:58:03,417
- I'm sorry.
888
00:58:03,517 --> 00:58:04,618
I can't.
889
00:58:04,719 --> 00:58:06,921
I have an emergency.
890
00:58:07,021 --> 00:58:10,658
- Oh, please. There's no
greater emergency than mine.
891
00:58:10,758 --> 00:58:14,128
Imagine not
being laid for 20 years.
892
00:58:14,228 --> 00:58:16,063
- I'm sorry. I can't.
893
00:58:17,331 --> 00:58:18,498
- Um...
894
00:58:19,734 --> 00:58:21,902
I'll pay you $300. Hmm?
895
00:58:22,970 --> 00:58:23,738
- No.
896
00:58:23,838 --> 00:58:24,438
- Four?
897
00:58:24,538 --> 00:58:25,272
- No.
- Five?
898
00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:26,307
- No.
899
00:58:26,407 --> 00:58:28,642
- Hey, look,
I could do this all day.
900
00:58:28,743 --> 00:58:31,879
I sold all my ex-husband's
shit in the divorce,
901
00:58:31,979 --> 00:58:36,150
so mama is going to get
what mama wants tonight.
902
00:58:38,185 --> 00:58:40,621
- Hang on one second, okay?
903
00:58:41,756 --> 00:58:44,058
Brad, baby, are you here?
904
00:58:47,561 --> 00:58:49,163
Brad?
905
00:58:49,263 --> 00:58:50,664
What the fuck?
906
00:58:54,602 --> 00:58:55,770
Brad!
907
00:59:14,321 --> 00:59:15,256
- Hello?
908
00:59:15,356 --> 00:59:16,424
- Hi.
909
00:59:16,525 --> 00:59:17,858
Mr. Gross,
this is Julia Chambers,
910
00:59:17,958 --> 00:59:21,896
the one with the Yellow
Eyes altar deity thing.
911
00:59:21,996 --> 00:59:25,766
- Yes, it's Dr.
Gross, but sure, I remember.
912
00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:27,334
- Do you still want it?
913
00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:29,538
Can you take it today?
914
00:59:30,271 --> 00:59:32,873
- I'm afraid
that's not possible.
915
00:59:32,973 --> 00:59:35,643
There's a protocol for the
university's acquisition of-
916
00:59:35,743 --> 00:59:38,079
- No, you don't understand.
917
00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:39,313
I'll pay you.
918
00:59:39,413 --> 00:59:40,314
Can you just
take it out of here?
919
00:59:40,414 --> 00:59:42,149
I'll give you $500.
920
00:59:43,484 --> 00:59:44,652
Listen, Mrs. Chambers,
921
00:59:44,752 --> 00:59:46,320
I'm not a man with a van.
922
00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:47,188
I don't just-
923
00:59:47,288 --> 00:59:48,689
- Cash. Today.
924
00:59:49,623 --> 00:59:51,526
You said this is
an important artifact.
925
00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:54,862
If Theos Chambers
wanted it, you do too.
926
00:59:54,962 --> 00:59:59,066
- I'll come
there in an hour or so.
927
01:00:04,004 --> 01:00:06,340
- What's your husband's name?
928
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,542
- Depends.
929
01:00:07,641 --> 01:00:09,376
- What, sweetheart?
930
01:00:11,612 --> 01:00:13,848
I like your house.
931
01:00:13,948 --> 01:00:15,149
Small.
932
01:00:15,683 --> 01:00:18,520
I bet you and your husband
call it cozy, right?
933
01:00:20,589 --> 01:00:22,256
What's that noise?
934
01:00:23,457 --> 01:00:24,792
Your husband?
935
01:00:25,693 --> 01:00:28,829
Is he gonna keep
making that noise?
936
01:00:32,032 --> 01:00:33,868
For God's sake, if he
doesn't stop doing that,
937
01:00:33,968 --> 01:00:35,870
you're gonna poke my eye out.
938
01:00:35,970 --> 01:00:38,005
- I'm sorry. I'll
ask him to keep it down.
939
01:00:38,105 --> 01:00:39,106
- If it weren't for their dicks
940
01:00:39,206 --> 01:00:43,911
and their wallets,
right?
941
01:00:44,011 --> 01:00:45,779
- Brad? Honey, can you
please keep it down?
942
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,815
I'm trying to work.
943
01:00:47,915 --> 01:00:49,316
Listen, you fucking...
944
01:00:49,416 --> 01:00:50,484
Whatever the fuck you are.
945
01:00:50,585 --> 01:00:52,253
I'll let you out when you get
the fuck out of my husband
946
01:00:52,353 --> 01:00:53,487
and you leave us alone.
947
01:00:53,588 --> 01:00:55,055
Do you hear me?
948
01:00:57,258 --> 01:00:58,726
Do you hear me?
949
01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:05,900
- I'm glad
we decided to go lighter.
950
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,001
When you're older than dirt,
951
01:01:07,101 --> 01:01:09,403
you need all
the help you can get.
952
01:01:13,974 --> 01:01:18,712
- If only Curtis could watch
us shut you up, Gretchen.
953
01:01:20,314 --> 01:01:23,684
- Sorry, my
husband's been working...
954
01:01:23,784 --> 01:01:24,952
Gretchen?
955
01:02:16,605 --> 01:02:17,771
Brad?
956
01:02:21,475 --> 01:02:22,243
Brad?
957
01:02:22,343 --> 01:02:25,412
Julia, we see you.
958
01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:28,282
- Carl?
959
01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:32,186
- I am everyone.
960
01:02:32,286 --> 01:02:33,821
I am all of you.
961
01:02:35,222 --> 01:02:38,392
- Please,
I know you can hear me.
962
01:02:38,492 --> 01:02:39,460
I wanna...
963
01:02:44,231 --> 01:02:47,001
- We can't wait to drink you.
964
01:03:12,126 --> 01:03:14,228
Let's make more of me.
965
01:03:38,886 --> 01:03:40,020
- Oh fuck.
966
01:03:41,523 --> 01:03:42,489
- So am I to gather
967
01:03:42,590 --> 01:03:45,192
that because you have a
possessed zombie friend
968
01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:46,160
in the basement,
969
01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:49,330
I will not be leaving
with the artifact today?
970
01:03:49,430 --> 01:03:51,332
Look, I'm sorry.
971
01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:53,535
If you really feel
that you're in danger,
972
01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:55,302
you ought to call the police.
973
01:03:55,402 --> 01:03:56,571
- But it's not Brad.
974
01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:57,605
It's this Yellow Eyes thing.
975
01:03:57,706 --> 01:04:00,240
I think it takes over their
minds and their bodies.
976
01:04:00,341 --> 01:04:02,476
- It's very
possible to become engrossed
977
01:04:02,577 --> 01:04:05,780
in the symbolism of any
mythology and act it out.
978
01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:07,716
That's called
a psychological fervor.
979
01:04:07,816 --> 01:04:10,150
It happens in
every religious tradition.
980
01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:12,386
Runs in the family apparently.
981
01:04:12,486 --> 01:04:13,887
- What do you mean?
982
01:04:13,987 --> 01:04:17,057
- Dr. Chambers was arrested
for attacking students,
983
01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:18,526
but that's not what happened.
984
01:04:18,626 --> 01:04:21,596
He was grooming them
for occult activities,
985
01:04:21,696 --> 01:04:23,531
hosting debauched parties,
986
01:04:23,631 --> 01:04:26,066
and the word just got
back to the university.
987
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:27,968
I can assure you he was nothing
988
01:04:28,068 --> 01:04:32,106
but a old harmless pervert
with a God complex.
989
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,576
Mr. Chambers.
990
01:04:36,143 --> 01:04:38,245
Nice to see you again.
991
01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:42,517
You're looking well.
992
01:04:42,617 --> 01:04:45,285
I was just, uh,
hanging out with the wife.
993
01:04:45,386 --> 01:04:49,156
She invited me over
to fetch the artifact.
994
01:04:58,833 --> 01:05:02,436
- Yes. My wife's
a lovely host, isn't she?
995
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:09,611
The artifact,
it's in the basement.
996
01:05:09,711 --> 01:05:10,678
Come on.
997
01:05:25,492 --> 01:05:27,494
- You know,
your wife seems to think
998
01:05:27,595 --> 01:05:32,399
that the idea of the altar
has had an effect on you,
999
01:05:32,499 --> 01:05:33,802
so to speak.
1000
01:05:33,902 --> 01:05:36,838
- What idea is that?
1001
01:05:36,937 --> 01:05:38,272
- Debauchery.
1002
01:05:41,676 --> 01:05:43,277
You know what? This is silly.
1003
01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:45,279
I don't even know
what I was thinking.
1004
01:05:45,379 --> 01:05:48,215
I was just overly enthusiastic
about seeing the artifact.
1005
01:05:48,315 --> 01:05:49,851
You know what?
I'm not even the guy that
1006
01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:50,885
should be doing this.
1007
01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:52,319
- You have all
the help you need here.
1008
01:05:52,419 --> 01:05:54,288
Now wrap your arms around me.
1009
01:05:54,388 --> 01:05:57,024
- Brad, what are you doing?
1010
01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:04,666
Brad, stop it!
1011
01:06:26,855 --> 01:06:28,989
I know you're still in there!
1012
01:07:33,487 --> 01:07:36,156
- Brad, Julia, anybody home?
1013
01:08:14,862 --> 01:08:17,164
Let's cleanse this space.
1014
01:08:19,534 --> 01:08:20,602
Brad? Julia?
1015
01:08:55,502 --> 01:08:58,171
- You're Abbot Penrose.
1016
01:08:58,271 --> 01:09:01,141
They told me you were here.
1017
01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:02,376
I know about your vow.
1018
01:09:02,476 --> 01:09:04,344
I know you don't do what
you used to do anymore,
1019
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:06,681
but I need your help.
1020
01:09:06,781 --> 01:09:08,850
My husband is possessed.
1021
01:09:08,950 --> 01:09:09,784
I know it's real.
1022
01:09:09,884 --> 01:09:11,019
I've seen it.
1023
01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:13,054
I just need him back.
1024
01:09:13,153 --> 01:09:14,622
Please help me!
1025
01:09:15,790 --> 01:09:18,760
I need a fucking
exorcist, do you hear me?
1026
01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:19,961
Please.
1027
01:09:20,061 --> 01:09:21,529
Please help me.
1028
01:09:21,629 --> 01:09:25,298
Only God, only some kind
of God can help him now.
1029
01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:27,568
Please fucking help me!
1030
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,229
I'm not fucking around, Father.
1031
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,637
My Brad, he's still in there
behind those yellow eyes,
1032
01:10:02,737 --> 01:10:03,871
and I just...
1033
01:10:07,909 --> 01:10:09,309
- Yellow eyes?
1034
01:10:11,478 --> 01:10:13,581
- You know what it is?
1035
01:10:15,583 --> 01:10:16,551
Please.
1036
01:10:18,619 --> 01:10:21,089
- What is it you think I can do?
1037
01:10:21,189 --> 01:10:24,158
Make sense out of insanity?
1038
01:10:24,257 --> 01:10:27,095
Say a prayer over him or chant,
1039
01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:30,198
"The power of
Christ compels you,"
1040
01:10:30,297 --> 01:10:33,568
and turn chaos
into order like magic?
1041
01:10:37,038 --> 01:10:41,776
Do you really believe a
demon like this gives a shit
1042
01:10:41,876 --> 01:10:45,646
about the power of
a God it's never known?
1043
01:10:57,558 --> 01:10:59,627
You want to free him?
1044
01:11:01,662 --> 01:11:05,432
And stop him from taking
everyone you've ever known
1045
01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:07,602
or loved with him?
1046
01:11:08,368 --> 01:11:12,540
You take this and you
pull it across his throat.
1047
01:11:14,842 --> 01:11:16,244
- If I put this through
his throat, Father,
1048
01:11:16,343 --> 01:11:19,080
I'll be putting it to my own,
1049
01:11:19,180 --> 01:11:21,448
and it'll be
because you told me to.
1050
01:11:21,549 --> 01:11:24,185
- Don't put
your conscience on me, child.
1051
01:11:24,284 --> 01:11:27,320
- Why not? You put yours on us.
1052
01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:28,856
You've given up on people,
1053
01:11:28,956 --> 01:11:30,591
but you're just as evil
if you don't do anything
1054
01:11:30,691 --> 01:11:33,928
when you know you can help us.
1055
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:36,864
You said a priest can't
exercise a demon for good.
1056
01:11:36,964 --> 01:11:38,199
For how long?
1057
01:11:38,298 --> 01:11:39,066
- It is not-
1058
01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:40,400
- How long?
1059
01:11:46,174 --> 01:11:48,543
- Perhaps just long enough
1060
01:11:53,514 --> 01:11:57,350
for you to see his true
self one last time.
1061
01:12:03,558 --> 01:12:06,594
- I kindly ask
all negative spirits
1062
01:12:06,694 --> 01:12:08,996
to please exit the space,
1063
01:12:10,363 --> 01:12:13,433
make room for only positivity
1064
01:12:13,534 --> 01:12:16,737
as Brad and
Julia create their home.
1065
01:12:23,244 --> 01:12:25,046
Brad, is Julia here?
1066
01:12:26,047 --> 01:12:27,949
- No, Lana. She's not.
1067
01:12:34,021 --> 01:12:36,456
Let's pretend I'm not Brad.
1068
01:12:38,059 --> 01:12:40,194
- But you are Brad.
1069
01:12:40,294 --> 01:12:41,461
- No.
1070
01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:45,900
I'm just a guy who wants you.
1071
01:12:50,304 --> 01:12:52,506
- Oh my god, don't say that.
1072
01:12:52,607 --> 01:12:53,875
Julia's my friend.
1073
01:12:53,975 --> 01:12:55,375
- Sure she is.
1074
01:12:55,977 --> 01:12:56,944
- Oh fuck.
1075
01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:00,447
Brad, we can't.
1076
01:13:01,349 --> 01:13:02,917
- Yes, we can.
1077
01:13:03,017 --> 01:13:04,685
- No. Please stop.
1078
01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:12,159
- If you can
get us to the altar,
1079
01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:14,195
we might have a chance.
1080
01:13:14,295 --> 01:13:15,630
How many has it taken?
1081
01:13:15,730 --> 01:13:18,165
- Two,
I think, one is dead.
1082
01:13:18,266 --> 01:13:19,600
- No, it doesn't want them dead.
1083
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:22,402
It wants them miserable.
1084
01:13:22,502 --> 01:13:26,307
Yellow Eyes wants
you to suffer, to crave.
1085
01:13:26,908 --> 01:13:29,577
The more souls it can
bring to the sacrifice,
1086
01:13:29,677 --> 01:13:31,779
the stronger it gets
1087
01:13:31,879 --> 01:13:36,617
and the longer they live so
they can feed and host it,
1088
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,722
potentially forever.
1089
01:13:42,890 --> 01:13:44,292
- Holy water?
1090
01:13:44,392 --> 01:13:46,160
Will that stop them?
1091
01:13:47,128 --> 01:13:49,297
- No, I'm thirsty.
1092
01:13:49,397 --> 01:13:50,998
Please open that.
1093
01:13:56,671 --> 01:13:58,438
I tracked this down
1094
01:13:58,539 --> 01:14:01,542
when I realized
that Yellow Eyes was older
1095
01:14:01,642 --> 01:14:05,445
and more powerful
than I could understand.
1096
01:14:08,549 --> 01:14:12,887
Your husband is the first,
means he was chosen.
1097
01:14:13,754 --> 01:14:18,693
He is hosting the demon,
gathering its cult of followers.
1098
01:14:21,829 --> 01:14:25,465
When was the last time you
heard your husband's voice?
1099
01:14:25,566 --> 01:14:29,370
I mean, and we're certain
that it was really him?
1100
01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:31,839
- Two nights ago, I think.
1101
01:14:33,908 --> 01:14:37,111
I asked him to
remember our first date.
1102
01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:39,613
And he told me he loved me.
1103
01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:44,518
- Well, if he can hear you,
1104
01:14:44,618 --> 01:14:48,289
anything that might make
the old Brad feel something
1105
01:14:48,389 --> 01:14:52,226
that isn't the demon
1106
01:14:53,527 --> 01:14:57,598
might give me enough
time to breach the altar.
1107
01:14:57,698 --> 01:15:01,836
Understand this, if they
don't get what they need
1108
01:15:01,936 --> 01:15:07,041
and we don't get out on time,
they will kill to get it back.
1109
01:15:21,288 --> 01:15:22,957
Do you understand?
1110
01:15:46,881 --> 01:15:49,350
Fuck. Where is that flashlight?
1111
01:15:49,450 --> 01:15:50,519
- You have it.
1112
01:15:50,618 --> 01:15:52,153
- Right.
1113
01:16:07,568 --> 01:16:09,637
- Oh Jesus.
1114
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:23,677
- Look
who's come to join us.
1115
01:17:24,579 --> 01:17:25,880
Welcome home.
1116
01:17:27,915 --> 01:17:30,050
- We came to help you.
1117
01:17:32,753 --> 01:17:35,689
Penrose, the failure,
1118
01:17:35,789 --> 01:17:38,125
we thought you gave up.
1119
01:17:38,225 --> 01:17:40,327
Come to pray for us?
1120
01:17:40,427 --> 01:17:41,128
- I learned the last time
1121
01:17:41,228 --> 01:17:43,731
that you're more
powerful than I am.
1122
01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:46,133
You are legion, the many.
1123
01:17:46,233 --> 01:17:48,068
You can't be defeated.
1124
01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:50,871
- Sleep
with us, you failed fuck.
1125
01:17:50,971 --> 01:17:53,941
- I might do that this time.
1126
01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:56,410
I feel we belong together.
1127
01:17:56,511 --> 01:18:00,414
- Don't
patronize us, you fucking cunt!
1128
01:18:00,515 --> 01:18:01,682
- Julia.
1129
01:18:02,716 --> 01:18:05,419
- Brad, I know you can hear me,
1130
01:18:08,088 --> 01:18:10,858
and I know you still love me.
1131
01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:16,897
- Drink.
1132
01:18:16,997 --> 01:18:20,367
Join us so we can
always be together.
1133
01:18:20,901 --> 01:18:22,236
- Have mercy on us, oh God,
1134
01:18:22,336 --> 01:18:25,706
with your steadfast love
according to your mercy,
1135
01:18:25,806 --> 01:18:28,475
blot out our transgressions.
1136
01:18:28,577 --> 01:18:30,645
- Remember our wedding day?
1137
01:18:30,744 --> 01:18:31,680
Your sister Maddy was there.
1138
01:18:31,779 --> 01:18:33,247
Your mom too.
1139
01:18:33,781 --> 01:18:36,350
Your mom looked so healthy.
1140
01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:37,686
She was having such a good day
1141
01:18:37,785 --> 01:18:39,320
that day, remember?
- Search my soul, oh God.
1142
01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:40,454
You know me.
1143
01:18:40,555 --> 01:18:42,356
You know I love you.
1144
01:18:42,456 --> 01:18:43,224
- Remember what you said to me!
1145
01:18:43,324 --> 01:18:44,191
Mercy on our friends.
1146
01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:45,326
- In front of all of
our friends,
1147
01:18:45,426 --> 01:18:47,394
right after Carl's speech.
1148
01:18:47,494 --> 01:18:49,096
You looked at me,
1149
01:18:50,264 --> 01:18:51,465
you kissed me,
1150
01:18:52,733 --> 01:18:54,168
and you said...
1151
01:18:59,273 --> 01:19:00,274
- My jewel.
1152
01:19:03,344 --> 01:19:04,745
My precious jewel.
1153
01:19:04,845 --> 01:19:06,947
- Lord, set them free.
1154
01:19:10,317 --> 01:19:11,919
- Stay with me!
1155
01:19:12,019 --> 01:19:14,154
- I need it!
1156
01:19:18,859 --> 01:19:20,027
I need it!
1157
01:19:31,171 --> 01:19:33,941
And I'll make you beg for it.
1158
01:19:35,309 --> 01:19:36,777
- Ow!
1159
01:19:47,955 --> 01:19:50,324
To the faithless Father...
1160
01:19:53,494 --> 01:19:55,697
And the faithful wife.
1161
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:06,974
- I love you, baby.
1162
01:20:07,074 --> 01:20:08,976
Let me give you what you need.
1163
01:20:09,076 --> 01:20:10,944
What you all need.
1164
01:21:07,434 --> 01:21:09,136
- No!
1165
01:22:09,496 --> 01:22:11,198
- What now, Father?
1166
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:15,369
- Without these they'll dry out.
1167
01:22:15,469 --> 01:22:18,439
- And then will
they change back?
1168
01:22:20,007 --> 01:22:22,744
- We'll open
the door and find out.
1169
01:22:38,893 --> 01:22:40,562
- Ronnie, so
glad you can make it
1170
01:22:40,662 --> 01:22:41,796
to our little house warming.
1171
01:22:41,896 --> 01:22:44,732
- Congratulations
to the handsome couple.
1172
01:22:44,833 --> 01:22:46,568
Well, thank you for inviting me.
1173
01:22:46,668 --> 01:22:47,669
Wow.
1174
01:22:57,444 --> 01:23:00,347
- I'll tell you, I got the map.
1175
01:23:01,181 --> 01:23:02,584
Quite a party.
1176
01:23:03,852 --> 01:23:04,619
- How you doing?
1177
01:23:04,719 --> 01:23:06,987
- Hey, nice to meet you.
1178
01:23:09,423 --> 01:23:12,059
You know, we work so hard
in these house acquisitions
1179
01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:14,428
and usually
we never see the client again.
1180
01:23:14,529 --> 01:23:16,631
So thank you so
much for including me.
1181
01:23:16,731 --> 01:23:17,732
I appreciate it.
1182
01:23:17,832 --> 01:23:18,633
- Of course.
1183
01:23:18,733 --> 01:23:20,000
Friends and family, Ronnie.
1184
01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:21,936
Friends and family.
1185
01:23:22,035 --> 01:23:24,204
Baby, Ronnie's here.
1186
01:23:24,304 --> 01:23:24,906
- Hey.
1187
01:23:25,005 --> 01:23:26,173
- Ronnie.
1188
01:23:26,273 --> 01:23:27,942
- What's this? A priest?
1189
01:23:28,041 --> 01:23:30,043
Here to bless the house?
1190
01:23:30,143 --> 01:23:31,679
- Jules, get this man a drink.
1191
01:23:31,779 --> 01:23:33,815
You look thirsty.
1192
01:23:33,915 --> 01:23:35,082
- Yep.
1193
01:23:37,217 --> 01:23:39,186
My wife hates
it when I drink midday,
1194
01:23:39,286 --> 01:23:42,222
but, you know, it's an occasion.
1195
01:23:47,929 --> 01:23:49,463
Oh.
1196
01:23:49,564 --> 01:23:52,667
- I'll just
say you weren't here.
80477
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