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[theme music playing]

Hey, Daffy, how about taking a hike down to...

- Shh. - But, Daffy...

Shh!

What gives?

I invite you up here for a vacation and all you wanna do is watch TV.

Which is extremely difficult when someone is constantly butting in.

Well, if you can't lick 'em, you might as well join 'em.

And now, folks, the show with a million laughs!

Beat Your Buddy!

A contest for friends!

Ooh, this is my very favorite show! I never miss this one!

[scoffs] He never misses any of 'em.

Now, remember the rules. We draw two names from our Buddy Barrel.

The two persons named, will then race to our studio.

The first buddy here will win the million bucks!

Last week, two sweet little old ladies from Pasadena

almost killed each other trying to win the prize!

And now, the magic moment.

The two buddies in tonight's fun race are...

Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny!

How about that, Daffy, tonight we're the buddies!

[chuckles]

Uh, hey, buddy? Where'd you go?

[engine sputters]

With me, it's not the principle of the thing.

It's the money!

[engine starts]

Now, how do you suppose this rope got untied?

[bubbling and buzzing]

[thuds]

Yoo-hoo!

- See you in the city, slicker. - Yeah, sure.

City, slicker. Sure...

City?

Hey! That was Bugs! He's ahead of me!

I'll have to take the shortcut and head him off at the pass.

Oh, there he comes now.

He probably thinks he's miles ahead of me!

It is to laugh.

Ho, ho, ho, ho! Huh?

What's this?

Hmm, only a dirty rat would do that!

Or a dirty duck.

So, that's the way he wants to play, huh?

A million bucks is a million bucks!

Well, well. Hi there, Daffy old buddy.

Don't "old buddy" me, I'm ahead and I'm gonna stay ahead.

I'm way out in front. [chuckles]

Old Daffy's doing it. Look at me pulling out ahead.

Winning in a breeze, I'm way out here... [gulps]

[screams]

I wonder if Daffy will remember that he can fly?

[thuds]

Nope. I guess not.

Apparently, Bugsy boy doesn't realize

that he is up against a superior adversary this time.

Ha, there he is again!

Hold it, Daffy. Wait! Stop! Hold it! Wait, wait! Daffy! Wait...

Ha, trying to outfox the old master, eh?

[screams]

I wonder if that silly duck will remember that he can swim?

- [water splashes] - Nope. I guess not.

He got the jump on me,

but I can still beat him to the top floor,

with my little secret weapon.

Eh, what's up, Doc?

[device sputters]

[crashing]

Down you! Giddy up!

Hyah, hyah, hyah!

[Bugs] Hyah, hyah, hyah! Giddyap, mule.

The big moment is here, folks!

It looks like our winner is...

Daffy Duck!

[panting] I won!

I'll take that million bucks now, thank you!

There you are, Daffy. A Million Box!

And it's all yours.

"A million box"?

And inside the Million Box, are one million little boxes!

Oh, boy!

Just what I always wanted.

Jeez!

Uh, just a moment, sir.

I would like to donate my prize to my old and dear friend, Bugs Bunny.

There's a real buddy for ya!

For, inside of each of the million little boxes,

there is a crisp, brand new $1 bill!

Daffy has given his buddy one million dollars!

Now, please, Daffy, say something to the audience.

[braying]

[theme music playing]