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(guitar music)

- In 1854, the disease cholera broke out in London, England.

One man, a personal hero of mine,

Doctor John Snow, had a theory that the disease

was being spread through contaminated water.

So he made a map of the effected neighborhoods to

chart where and how badly people were getting sick.

He discovered that the worst cases were all

around a water pump on Broad Street.

He removed the handle from the pump so people could not

use it to pump the contaminated water.

And voila!

(snap)

People stopped getting sick.

And with that, the modern science of epidemiology was born.

I suppose you're wondering why I'm telling you this.

- Because they pay you?

- Excellent Lucas.

No.

Because this man is the poster child

for disease transmission.

(sneeze)

Marshall, you should be in bed not running around school

or coming to class.

(bell rings)

- I don't have time to be sick.

I'm behind schedule.

- On what?

Marshall's installing wireless network cards

into kids' computers so they can surf the net.

- For a fee of course.

- He's not charging me 'cause we're roommates.

- I never said that.

- Well, Marshall, if you keep running around

not only will you not be able to finish your network,

but you're gonna make yourself sicker

and increase the chances of sharing your germs with others.

- Isn't it nice to share?

(sneeze)

- Dr. Snow would have a field day with you.

(upbeat music)

(sneeze)

- Marshall.

Listen to Z before you get sicker.

- Okay, Bob, go back to sleep.

(sneeze)

(bright music)

(electrical buzz)

(muffed yell)

(creaking)

- Okay, so my mom drops me at this boarding school.

And I'm thinking it's like all the other places I've gone.

Students.

Teachers.

Principal, you know, like normal schools.

But it's not.

Weird stuff happens here.

Really weird stuff.

And what's this guy doing here?

Something's going on and someone's behind it.

And we're gonna get to the bottom of it.

- There's nothing wrong at Blake Holsey High.

- What was up with you in math class?

- Yeah, you looked like you were ready to fall asleep.

- Marshall kept me up all night with his sneezing.

(sneeze)

- Marshall, please just go to your room.

You're gonna get us all sick.

- Oh Wheeler.

You know that wireless network you sold me?

The one you said I would absolutely love.

I don't.

It's a piece of junk, it doesn't work.

- Well, it was working when I gave it to you.

- Are you saying that I don't know how

to work my own computer?

I want my money back.

- Nope.

No wait.

Um, I'll fix it.

I-I will.

No, I will.

- Are you begging me?

- Yes, I'm begging.

- I like that.

(sneeze)

- Ew.

- That is it.

You're going straight to your room and getting into bed.

- Vaughn, help me out here.

- No, I'm not touching him.

- Don't be a baby.

Just don't breathe near him and wash your hands

and fingers once you finish touching him.

- I'll help you.

Come on Marshall.

- Okay.

You realize that's a very inefficient surgical mask.

- But a very strong fashion statement.

- And don't sneeze on me again, Marshall.

- Yeah.

- Oh, hey Wheeler.

Be sick after you fix my computer.

- Yeah, I'll get right to it.

- What did you say?

- Bring it by by room and I'll get right on it.

- Good.

Otherwise, I see you suffering a big loss in sales.

Understand?

(muffled yell)

- Karin, I am shocked.

Only a 99.

Hey, there's no reason why my office should be this hot.

(muffled sneeze)

- I'm telling you I could store meat in my office,

it's that cold.

You have got to do something about it.

- Excuse me.

Principal Durst, did I hear you say your office is cold?

- It's like an igloo.

Have you been working out in your shirt and tie, again?

- I could fry an egg on my desk.

(guitar music)

- Just gimme a few hours.

I'm sure I can have it up and running again.

It's the fourth system down.

But Tyler's spreading the word I'm putting out

an inferior product.

If I can't get these fixed, I'm gonna have to.

I can't say it.

- Refund people their money?

- Never use the R word in front of me.

- Make that five systems down.

(sneeze)

- Bless you.

- Can we just tell the school nurse

and ask her to bring Marshall some food?

- Marshall's not gonna get well eating infirmary food.

- Like cafeteria food is any better.

(sneeze)

- [student] What's up with this?

- [student] Ew, gross!

- What just happened to your tray of food?

- It got blown out of my hands.

(sneeze)

- Did you just see that?

- I'm standing here, aren't I?

- Will someone tell me what's going on?

(muffled sneeze)

(door slams)

- Okay.

Who's doing that?

Come out of there.

This instant.

(sneeze)

- Ew.

Principal Durst, you got slimmed.

- We didn't do it.

- Oh?

Well then.

Who did?

- We'll get back to you.

- That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

What's going on?

- I'm not 100%.

But I have a hunch.

(scream)

- That came from upstairs.

I was wrong.

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

Do you have a hunch about this?

- Come on.

(guitar music)

- Oh, thanks guys,

but I'm really not feeling hungry right now.

Besides, my nose is dripping like faucet.

(muffled sneeze)

- We all felt it.

- Blake Holsey High has caught Marshall's cold.

- We go to the only boarding school

with a hyper dimensional vortex in the basement.

- Good point.

But how?

Most illnesses don't even jump from one species to another.

Never mind jumping from a person to a building.

Buildings don't catch colds.

- Look at the evidence.

Fever, chills.

- Wheezing, coughing.

- Drippy nose, watery eyes.

- Whatever symptoms Marshall gets, the school gets.

- Wait.

- What?

- Didn't Marshall say he thought his fever

was getting worse?

- If there is a connection between Marshall

and Blake Holsey High, what could that mean for the school?

(rock music)

(sneeze)

(glass breaking)

(rock music)

(sneeze)

- Bad news.

Marshall's temperature is still going up.

(sneeze)

- I got this off the internet.

It's an enlarged copy of the map

that Doctor John Snow made in 1854.

He made these markings wherever there were people sick.

As you can see he mapped what he called

a chain of infection.

- That's when he got the idea to take the handle

off the pump so people couldn't drink water from it.

- Exactly.

Once Doctor Snow isolated and removed the cause

of the disease from the system, the system recovered.

He saved thousands of lives.

(sneeze)

- Okay, let's split up.

Each one of us takes a map of the school.

Then we interview everyone to see which part

of the school got sick.

- And when.

- And when.

And then write it all down on our map.

That should lead us to our own contaminated pump.

- Lucas?

- I was just thinking.

You know how the school's cold matches Marshall's cold?

(sneeze)

We all know that we can't cure a cold

but we can treat the symptoms.

We can also do things to help our body fight the illness

which will make us better faster.

- You mean like getting plenty

of rest and taking medicine, things like that.

- Max out your body's ability to fight the virus.

Okay, so how about Vaughn and I map the chain of infection.

Josie, Lucas, see if you can make Marshall feel better.

- Professor Zachary.

(sneeze)

Professor Zachary.

I need a word.

My office.

- I know that look.

She's going to evacuate the school.

- We need more time.

- You all have your missions.

I'll stall Durst.

(sneeze)

(bubbling)

- Honestly, principal Durst,

I don't think an immediate evacuation is called for.

- But I don't see that we have any choice.

I can't endanger the students.

- Things around here really aren't

that far outside normal parameters.

(sneeze)

- Really?

You call that normal?

(suspenseful music)

- Sick building syndrome?

- Right, SBS.

It's a very common problem in new buildings.

- But, this building's over 150 years old.

- Yes, but when it was built it was new.

- There we go.

Down it goes.

Good, Marshall.

- No, no, no, not more soup.

I just-

Don't give me that.

I'm gonna die.

- So where was it?

(sneeze)

- Yeah, okay.

Right there.

- Poltergeist?

That's your other theory?

That's science fiction.

- Which has the word science in it.

Look, all I'm saying is

that I'm sure there's going to be a perfectly

reasonable explanation once we complete our investigation.

(sneeze)

- You've got one hour.

After that I have no other choice but to begin evacuation.

- There's a cluster of events around the second floor.

Cold and hot rooms, slime, strange noises

and other students are starting to get sick.

- Plus a number of their computers stopped working all

within a few minutes of each other.

- Computers?

- Now by comparing the reported incidents, we found

that everything started around Lucas and Marshall's room

and spread outwards to the rest of the school.

- That makes Lucas and Marshall's room ground zero.

Something in that room is like Doctor Snow's water pump.

- Okay, it's here!

Somewhere.

- What?

- The pump.

The thing that's making the school sick.

- Okay, Marshall, Lucas, have either of you noticed anything

strange in here over the past few days?

You know, anything that looked like it was sick?

- Nothing.

I mean, aside from Marshall.

I've been spending a lot of time in here working

on the wireless network but I have a noticed anything.

- Did you work on the network while you were sick?

- Maybe.

- You were working on it last night.

- I guess.

- Is that the network server?

- Yeah, but step aside a second Marshall.

- What are you gonna do to it?

- Oh, nasty.

- Gross.

- Welcome to the hot zone.

- You didn't notice that?

- It wasn't like that yesterday!

- How did it get into the whole school?

- Excellent question Vaughn.

The server's our pump, so we need to find the pump handle.

- The thing that's taking the illness

from the computer and pumping it into the school.

- Yeah.

- Okay everyone, we don't know what we're dealing with here.

So proper disease prevention protocol from this point on.

(sneeze)

- That came from the basement.

- Okay.

Karin, Vaughn, you come with me to check out the basement.

Josie, Lucas, go down to the lab, get rubber gloves

and anything else you think you need to protect yourself

and start checking out that server.

- You're loving this, aren't you?

- I'm in my happy place.

Let's move.

(upbeat music)

- Does that look normal?

(sneeze)

- Temperature.

Uh, this is way too high.

If the pressure gauge goes red,

the whole furnace is going to blow.

(upbeat music)

- We don't have much time.

- Are you sure this is going to work?

- Unplugging this should disconnect it

from the chain of infection.

- But, uh, after things go back to normal

I can plug the server back in, right?

Guys, come on!

This is my business we're talking about here.

- Get a grip, Marshall.

You're making people sick.

- That should do it.

- Vaughn, come in Vaughn.

We did it.

How's it going down there?

- No good, the pressure is still rising.

- I don't understand.

It's unplugged.

That should have disconnected it from the school.

- That's not what's doing it.

The server's got its own backup battery.

It must still be, be transmitting the infection

like a computer virus over the wireless network

I installed in the school.

You were right.

I should have been more careful about my cold.

- So what do we do now?

- If we sterilize the server would that stop

the disease from spreading?

- Sterilization is exactly what Doctor Snow tried

to do to the contaminated water.

He just didn't have the resources to accomplish it

as well as he wanted.

- What resources?

- Well, things like filters, chemicals,

even high heat would've worked.

- Heat!

- Professor, clear path for us.

- Got it.

- I know what you're thinking.

I'm begging you.

I could still fix this.

- If I felt we could save it,

we would never do what we're about to do.

Dirty server coming through!

(sneeze)

- Vaughn, open the furnace door.

(sneeze)

- Stand back Vaughn!

- Okay, let's do it.

- Clear.

(sneeze)

(door clanks)

- It worked!

(cheering)

- Dr. Snow would've been proud!

- We should go check on Marshall, see how he's doing.

- Well I'm guessing if the school's doing better,

Marshall's getting better too.

(guitar music)

- Oh, look at him, he's pathetic.

- [Student] Well, well, well.

- [Student] Wow.

- Hey Marshall, you almost done cleaning up

the second floor?

- Next time Durst gives me a choice

between mopping up goo and a month of detention,

I'm taking the detention.

- Oh, and by the way

I'm still waiting for my refund on the wireless network.

- Yeah, sure.

Here you go.

- Nice.

- Wheeler.

(snaps)

Refund please.

(sneeze)

- Bless you.

(cough)

(rock music)

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