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Dialogue Translation
& Timing Creation: Sparta
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Mayfer & Sons Law Offices, Of Baylin Bay.
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Swing for the fences.
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Let's go.
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Come on Tyler, you got this.
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Aim for first, second or third.
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Look at what, Jaren?
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It's Luke.
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He's gonna move anyway.
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Easy.
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Steve, right here.
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Let's go.
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This thing is a precautionary cheeseburger,
okay?
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Or your mom's ass, 'cause I'm 'bout to
spank this beer.
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Hey, knock it off, Hank.
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I'm too aggressive.
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Okay, Colin.
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I think you really nailed that Glen Gary
monologue.
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I wonder where I ended up.
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Seriously, I follow your lead.
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I got charged.
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What the hell are you two even talkin'
about?
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Estate knives.
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Finish it, Tyler.
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Hey!
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Strike two!
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Got three in the trash!
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Come on!
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Three!
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Jordan!
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What are you doin'?
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I think my arm's broken.
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Let me see.
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Ow!
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What the fuck?
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Now it's broken.
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Okay, boys, ice cream on me!
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Let's go!
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Hey, hey, were you serious about the Glen
Gary bundle?
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No, actually, you were great.
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Better than both of them, honestly.
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Of course.
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Good game, sucker.
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Fuckin' suck, Dad.
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Language, Hank.
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Whatever.
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I think it's kinda weird our dentist is
gettin' all the kids ice cream.
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Smart business strategy.
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Sucks you didn't catch that fly ball out
there, Jared.
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Hey, at least he's on my game sheet to
fuck up this season.
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Hey!
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What the hell are you doin'?
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Nothing, he dropped it.
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Apologize.
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We're in a battle.
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Thanks.
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Ow!
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Fuckin' dead.
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Hey!
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What the hell are you doin'?
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Daddy's a fuckin' dork.
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He'll get over it.
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We're shovin' it in his face.
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What's up with these names?
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Locusts? Like... Serpent Swirl?
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I mean, what's a "froggy swan" even called?
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They sound gross.
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They don't look gross.
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Excuse me, that's not yours.
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Apologize.
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I'm so sorry your son's a fuckin' pussy.
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Forget him, Benji Bai.
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He'll get what's comin' to him.
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Bullies always do.
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Oh, thank you.
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Aren't you sweet?
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To Jarhead.
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Best player to have on the other team.
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You learned it, bud.
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I don't know what to say.
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Fuck it.
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I got my ice cream with Ryan.
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What are you doin'?
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Enjoyin' my trophy?
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You wanna go for a ride later?
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Come on.
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Hey, Lizzie.
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Wanna hang out with us later?
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I'm free too, Lizzie.
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Uh, there's room on the couch.
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Hey, she's out of your league.
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Come on.
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Bye, Lizzie.
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What are you thinkin'?
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I was just checkin' if I'm still lactose
intolerant.
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You know, I think mom and dad made it up.
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Yeah, right.
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I have to live with their lactose farts.
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Fair.
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How is it?
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Good.
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How is it again?
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They're as good as my farts.
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Big plans for the summer?
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Right now, just the beach.
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Maybe the garden again.
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My parents, they want me to intern at
their law firm.
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I don't wanna spend my summer indoors.
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Sounds like your parents want this on their
tab.
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Uh, no.
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My mom gave me cash.
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Oh, please.
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Be sure to say hi.
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Come on, dammit!
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There ain't no more goddamn bell!
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That bell's been a goddamn bell for three
years!
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I only put the damn thing up there
'cause I thought it'd be fun.
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You hit the bell, you get a gumball.
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And you little punks take shots at it like
it's goddamn Anzio Beach
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and I'm breakin' my back, pickin' up
pennies all day!
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Well, guess what?
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There's no more bell!
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Now get the hell outta here!
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How about you, Jared?
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Any big plans?
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Gee, money's workin' for me.
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Kid's gonna make a killin'.
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Buy a Ferrari.
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Why would I mow your lawns instead of
goin' to camp?
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You're gonna need that cash in high school.
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Chicks are expensive.
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Trust me, I know.
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What are you talkin' about?
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I practically went bankrupt datin' your
sorry ass.
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That was before I was an entrepreneur.
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You mean before you bought a lawn mower?
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Correct.
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Speakin' of which, Roger, I need some motor
oil for the green machine.
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And by green, I mean 'cause it spits out
cash.
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Sure thing.
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Thanks, Roger.
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Tell your folks I said hi.
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Sure.
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I'll say hi to 'em.
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Roger.
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Burr.
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I do do do.
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What's with your sister?
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She used to laugh at all my jokes.
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Well, if you wanna win her back and try to
be cool, just try actin' like a human.
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Kid's not wrong.
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Dude!
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You put the bell back?
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Why would you even set up a bell for kids
to throw pennies at?
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I made 57 cents today, and it only cost me
three sticks of gum.
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He's a psycho.
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He probably has dead bodies in his
basement.
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Tie your shoe.
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I did, it's these laces, they're so neat.
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Hey!
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Did you get it?
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Get what?
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I'll meet you at the car.
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Are you gettin' your ass kicked?
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Oh my God, go.
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I want some.
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Go!
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Bye, Jared.
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You got any fireworks?
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Yeah, maybe a couple of JJs.
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So cool, bring 'em.
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I want to...
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Hurry up, hurry up, play the song on the
speaker!
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Hi!
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Hi, Mrs. Penderson.
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Hi, Jared.
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Uh, Elliot's not feelin' too good.
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Oh, you were just textin'.
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Came on pretty suddenly.
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It's probably just heat stroke from the
game, but he's upstairs lyin' down.
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Well, tell him to text me later if he's
better and wants to hang out.
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I will.
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Oh, uh, tell your mom Saturday works
perfectly.
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Okay.
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Thanks, Mrs. Anderson.
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No problem.
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Come on, Sebastian.
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Where's your butt buddy? Smell you later?
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He's comin' out soon with his backpack.
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Bullshit.
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Can you just give me back my bike?
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Your bike?
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I think this is maybe my bike now.
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Really?
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'Cause if you steal it, my dad will sue
you.
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What a pussy answer.
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Why don't you come fight me for it?
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'Cause it's already mine.
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Jared, is everything okay?
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Yeah, we're just jokin' around.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sebastian here, he's always jokin'.
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Okay.
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I can take this any time I want.
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Well, this is gonna be a great summer.
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So what do you do?
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Isn't it boring at the beach day after day?
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No, I mean, like, just tan, hang out,
y'know.
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Like, it's fun.
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Sky brings a speaker, so... Like, she
brought Tony Robbins to the beach.
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Who?
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You know, 'cause...
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Like, a motivational speaker.
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That's exactly what she was talkin' about.
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What about James Carville?
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Who's that?
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Literally what I'm thinkin'.
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No, he's a speaker.
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She brought Mitt Romney to the beach.
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Somethin' amazing.
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I know it's so funny.
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What I wanna know is, what's gonna get you
into an Ivy League school?
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Lifeguardin' or internin' at a good law
firm?
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My 4.0?
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Some of us are fuckin' around with our
friends.
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You don't have any friends.
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I think what your father's tryna say is
your summer needs some structure,
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some sort of plan.
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I have a plan.
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I go out, sleep in, tan, repeat.
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Wow, look at her, she's already checked out.
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I mean, who needs law school?
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Case closed.
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Just 'cause Grandpa wasn't one, and you
guys are, doesn't mean I have to be one.
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Someone has to break the family curse.
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Y'know, if Grandpa was alive, he could
actually argue their case for you.
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Actually, if Grandpa was alive, he'd lock
her up for disobeyin' her parents.
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That's right.
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Maybe I'm tired of usin' my brain.
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I wanna monetize my hotness while I'm
young.
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Start my own OF.
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How do you even know what that is?
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That's so gross.
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What's that boomer ringtone?
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Oh, stop it, you kids.
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You still love this song.
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I heard it this morning and it reminded me
of
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when you were sweet and actually nice to
your mom.
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When I was, like, six?
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That is just cringe.
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Well, it's your mother's job to make our
kids cringe.
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That should accomplish.
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You guys see that weird ice cream man
today?
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What do you mean, weird?
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I don't know.
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He just, like, kept showin' up like he was
followin' me or somethin'.
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Like to kidnap you?
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I feel sorry for whoever kidnaps Jared.
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Elizabeth, please.
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I take it back.
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You make an excellent kidnap victim.
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That's not good either, but at least it's
positive.
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Wait, how was he weird?
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Just this song he was playin', I guess.
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I mean, it's weird.
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Well, I didn't see him at the club, so...
Mom, do you need the car tomorrow?
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Actually, I don't.
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Why?
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Everybody's goin' to White Mountain Park.
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What about school?
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Oh, it's skip day!
272
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:48,700
Skip day.
273
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,560
Some people call it that, but it's more
like a field trip.
274
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,980
Everyone calls it that.
275
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:56,040
I heard Jesse's brother went skippin' with
all his friends.
276
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,500
You wouldn't shut up about it.
277
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,080
I figured you'd just go and tell 'em
afterward.
278
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:00,740
Just shut up.
279
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,720
Yeah, that would be ridiculous.
280
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,200
Shut up.
281
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,110
It's a tradition that the juniors do the
last
282
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,920
week of school with the outgoing seniors.
283
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,240
Oh, it's a tradition.
284
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:10,760
It's funny 'cause we didn't have that
tradition when we went there.
285
00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,156
'Cause we actually went to class.
286
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:13,400
Right, right, right.
287
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:16,260
So what you're tellin' me is half the
school is cuttin' tomorrow?
288
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:17,740
Approximately.
289
00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:20,000
Then you get twice the attention... I'm
goin'.
290
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:20,540
To school.
291
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:21,800
To the water park.
292
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,100
Like hell you are.
293
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,836
Finals are over, and school's done
Wednesday.
294
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:25,560
What's the big deal?
295
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,320
Go Thursday.
296
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,860
Well, then it's not ditchin'.
297
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,480
Come on, it's literally so stupid.
298
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,500
Like, that's the whole point.
299
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,960
You're supposed to break the rules.
300
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,420
The point of rules is actually to not
break 'em.
301
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,220
That's why they're rules.
302
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,760
Says the criminal defense lawyer.
303
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,440
I defend the wrongly accused.
304
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,000
They haven't committed any crimes.
305
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,060
Sure they haven't.
306
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:45,320
Look, honey, you can have the car, but
like it or not, you're not goin'.
307
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,900
Why not?
308
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:50,080
'Cause we're goin' into Boston and we'll
probably stay overnight.
309
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,820
Someone needs to be here for Jared.
310
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,500
I actually can't believe this.
311
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:57,400
Jared can stay with Elliot if anything
happens, which it won't, yeah.
312
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,600
Look, as much as we trust you both,
okay, we can't leave a child alone 'cause
313
00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:04,070
accidents happen and we need an adult
nearby,
314
00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:06,861
which in this case happens to be you,
honey, okay?
315
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,260
Either way, you skip and skip day.
316
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:13,280
You better find someone to stay with, or
I'm takin' you with me.
317
00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,060
Oh, no.
318
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,720
Please don't take me to a water park
without girls in bikinis.
319
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:18,560
Cut it out, Jared.
320
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,400
That's no place for us to be free, man.
321
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,840
Yeah, don't take me either.
322
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,140
Yeah!
323
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:23,940
Take you where?
324
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,060
Uh, take you to school tomorrow.
325
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,200
I'd love to see you go to school talkin'
about Mitt Romney.
326
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,020
Mitt Romney.
327
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:33,700
That's a pleasure.
328
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,780
Do we have any Mitt Romney ice cream for
dessert?
329
00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:37,540
Can we...
330
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:13,260
And this is the second one.
331
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400
This is the second one.
332
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:52,863
Piper?
333
00:17:55,781 --> 00:17:56,900
Honey, what's wrong?
334
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,800
Did you have more ice cream?
335
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,800
Fran, you spilled something.
336
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,440
Fran?
337
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,560
Oh my God!
338
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,100
Oh God!
339
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200
Fran!
340
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:12,160
And this is the first sentence.
341
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,260
And this is the second one.
342
00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,260
Hey, what's wrong?
343
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,500
My necklace.
344
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,720
I dropped it.
345
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,520
Oh, get it to Mom.
346
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,840
Let's go back to bed.
347
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,340
But I can't sleep without it.
348
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,500
Please, Daddy?
349
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,600
Okay.
350
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,900
What?
351
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:33,940
Okay.
352
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:37,340
Daddy?
353
00:19:37,341 --> 00:19:38,360
Are you sure?
354
00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:41,320
I can't feel it.
355
00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:51,944
What's this?
356
00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:54,173
It's oil.
357
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:55,373
Sherry
358
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,528
We're out of bullets.
359
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,640
I have a gun.
360
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,100
I will use it.
361
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:39,200
What did you do to Daddy?
362
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,900
Jesus fuckin' Christ!
363
00:20:41,901 --> 00:20:43,940
Elliot, what'd you do?
364
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:50,280
Elliot, put that down!
365
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,920
Elliot!
366
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,580
Elliot!
367
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,380
That's it, come to Mommy!
368
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,840
You come to Mommy, right?
369
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:00,580
No!
370
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,840
What are you doin'?
371
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:03,420
Put that down!
372
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:03,960
No!
373
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,320
No!
374
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,460
Elliot, no!
375
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:06,980
No!
376
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:07,320
No!
377
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:07,580
No!
378
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,360
You come to Mommy!
379
00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:11,240
Oh, Rocky!
380
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,440
No!
381
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,120
No!
382
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,760
No!
383
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,360
Bring it in, John.
384
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,640
Bring it in, John.
385
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:42,860
Bring it in, John.
386
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,220
Come on, babe, come on.
387
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,680
Good girl.
388
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,120
Oh, my God.
389
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,820
Are you okay?
390
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,540
What happened?
391
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,660
Someone hurt my Mommy.
392
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,360
Who?
393
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,180
Me.
394
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,500
What's up?
395
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,160
The barn doors are open.
396
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,320
Probably on their way out.
397
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,560
Should I go shut 'em?
398
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,120
I'm sure they know.
399
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,340
Yeah, we'll text her just in case.
400
00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:00,860
Why not?
401
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,480
Why's there an ice cream truck parked
outside our house at 6:30 in the morning?
402
00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:05,860
Who knows?
403
00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:09,940
I heard Lizzie and Skye got some last
night after a big meltdown about Skate.
404
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,380
Dare I say, he gives me the creeps.
405
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:15,840
Oh my God.
406
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,580
I thought we were doin' ice cream puns.
407
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,680
Yeah.
408
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:22,020
He does look a little weird though.
409
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,560
Yeah.
410
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,800
I'm sure he's harmless.
411
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,840
I'll call security.
412
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,100
Gotta do a drive-by.
413
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,640
Watch it!
414
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,840
No!
415
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,280
No!
416
00:24:03,279 --> 00:24:03,400
Random?
417
00:24:12,635 --> 00:24:15,615
Take it all, you bastard!
418
00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:27,801
Ouch!
419
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,060
Brett?
420
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,420
I guess you're sick.
421
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,143
See you at school.
422
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,400
Maybe.
423
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,620
Is everyone ditchin' or sick or something?
424
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,140
Are you talkin' to me?
425
00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:40,940
You feelin' okay?
426
00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:43,540
Yeah, random.
427
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:46,540
We're in real estate today.
428
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:48,960
Hey, Elliot.
429
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,840
Hey, Elliot.
430
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:52,700
Elliot?
431
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,440
Oh, shoot.
432
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,620
Oh my God, Marcella.
433
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,480
So I edited the video, and I thought we
could do a little...
434
00:26:05,028 --> 00:26:07,280
Okay...
435
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,980
Is this some kind of zombie pajama day
challenge?
436
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,900
Morning, Mr. Mayfair.
437
00:26:30,901 --> 00:26:32,760
Any sign of your buddy, Mr. Henderson?
438
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:35,360
Yeah, I saw him.
439
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,640
He was sick, so maybe he went to the
nurse's office?
440
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:39,420
Yes.
441
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,600
The terrible illness we call summer.
442
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:44,800
Strikes about the end of every school year.
443
00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:50,300
Do you want me to go check?
444
00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:53,210
Yes, but do come back, 'cause there's
still three days
445
00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:56,420
of school left, which means three more
days to learn.
446
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,180
Let's get back to some factor trees,
shall we?
447
00:27:00,181 --> 00:27:04,000
Hey, Jill, you wanna break down 72 into
prime numbers?
448
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:08,260
Guess not.
449
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,160
Are you okay?
450
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,180
Stop askin' me that.
451
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:19,620
What does it look like?
452
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:25,540
Sorry, it's just... Is it just me, or is
somethin' weird goin' on?
453
00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:28,460
You all shouldn't be cuttin' class.
454
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,920
It's my job.
455
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,540
He seems normal.
456
00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:36,780
Yeah, for Tommy.
457
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,500
Elliot?
458
00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:46,840
You guys see Elliot?
459
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,180
Ed?
460
00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:54,820
Is Elliot in there?
461
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,449
Um...
Fuck!
462
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,600
Mom!
463
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,740
You wanna go to the test or somethin'?
464
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,320
Mr. B, you can't do us like that the last
week of school.
465
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,440
Well, at least now I know it's not a joke.
466
00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:38,480
What joke?
467
00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:39,860
To ask your friends.
468
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:43,300
Someone told 'em it's Silent Day or some
new holiday they made up.
469
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,240
What's up?
470
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,620
Greg's sick.
471
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:50,280
He can't say shit.
472
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,220
Language, Mr. Green.
473
00:28:52,221 --> 00:28:53,221
Language.
474
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,720
I'm the only one usin' it.
475
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,000
You don't think this is weird?
476
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,740
I think everyone's already on summer
vacation.
477
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,100
But now that you're here, take out a
microscope.
478
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,100
Whaddaya mean she hasn't shown up?
479
00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:07,800
Mr. Henlon.
480
00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:09,300
Well, can you go by the house?
481
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,320
Mr. Henlon.
482
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,620
You don't understand.
483
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,920
Excuse me?
484
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,320
What are you doin'?
485
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,040
Excuse me?
486
00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:45,940
Hello?
487
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,460
Class is not dismissed!
488
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,140
I don't know.
489
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,100
What the hell?
490
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,060
Um, uh, excuse me.
491
00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:10,580
Well no, what is it?
492
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,080
Nothing, class?
493
00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:14,580
Uh, sorry, no, uh, where you goin'?
494
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,840
No, class is not dismissed.
495
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:17,480
Tommy, you get back here.
496
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,660
Tommy, get back here!
497
00:30:18,661 --> 00:30:19,661
All right, bye.
498
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,720
Fine.
499
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,560
I'll deal with Tommy and the others later.
500
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,060
Now, all of you, back to your seats.
501
00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:27,820
Sit down!
502
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,800
Marcella?
503
00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:33,860
Elliot?
504
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,280
Elliot, this isn't funny.
505
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,140
Hey, the tank looks good.
506
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,656
Hey, it smells like some hot fudge sundaes
in this bitch.
507
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:46,980
Ready?
508
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,060
Let's go.
509
00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:49,220
Woo!
510
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,360
This ain't a fire drill.
511
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,280
Back to your classrooms.
512
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,540
What the hell's goin' on?
513
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,120
It's gotta be a joke.
514
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,260
You've gotta be filmin' this.
515
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,100
We know you're filmin' this.
516
00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:04,180
Yeah.
517
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,540
Hey, Elliot.
518
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,680
Come on.
519
00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:20,380
Elliot, don't eat that!
520
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,520
Just come on!
521
00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:36,150
Jared!
522
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,320
It's the smell of Carvinos.
523
00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:46,140
Step aside, fools!
524
00:31:46,141 --> 00:31:47,540
Respect the king.
525
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:49,720
What's up?
526
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:50,940
What'd you get?
527
00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:53,180
Looks like that, huh?
528
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:57,620
Let me just take your... Okay, fine, man.
529
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,780
Just keep it.
530
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
No!
531
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,360
Oh, my God.
532
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:13,960
Oh, my God.
533
00:32:13,961 --> 00:32:15,780
You looked away!
534
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:17,800
No, no, no, no!
535
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:18,740
Someone get in there!
536
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:19,440
Someone get ready!
537
00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:20,540
Get in there!
538
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,240
Cooper!
539
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,480
Stop laughin'!
540
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,120
Kendrick!
541
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,320
This isn't funny!
542
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,660
Oh, no, no, no, no!
543
00:32:37,661 --> 00:32:38,980
This is not funny!
544
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:52,580
What is goin' on here?
545
00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:53,480
Break it up.
546
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:55,000
Come on, enough of that.
547
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,380
I said break it up.
548
00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:59,100
Oh, my God.
549
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,280
Hey, man.
550
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,700
Oh, my God.
551
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:07,880
It's Paul Maloney from Meadowbrook.
552
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,300
We're over here now.
553
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:29,096
I'm not sure if the kid jumped or if it
was an accident, but it looks like...
554
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:31,540
Yes, yes, she's not movin', and there's a
break.
555
00:33:55,180 --> 00:34:03,180
A little pause...
556
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:16,520
Shit!
557
00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:17,780
We're fucked!
558
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,800
Hey!
559
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,800
What's goin' on here?
560
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,800
What's goin' on here?
561
00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:29,960
Oh, Christ!
562
00:34:29,961 --> 00:34:30,961
Please!
563
00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:52,984
Now, we're gonna look at the common house
lot, but
564
00:34:52,985 --> 00:34:56,219
I can assure you there's nothing common
about it.
565
00:34:56,220 --> 00:35:01,880
But if you look closer, you can see this
single-cell organism.
566
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,220
And that is something...
567
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,100
No, no, no, no!
568
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:14,940
Come on!
569
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,720
This room's always empty!
570
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:26,500
No!
571
00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:27,400
No!
572
00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:28,820
No!
573
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:31,040
No!
574
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,200
Oh my god!
575
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,640
No!
576
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,480
No!
577
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,840
No!
578
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:55,980
You're not gonna kill me after they get it.
579
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,300
I know, I know, just...
580
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,300
Oh, shit.
581
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,920
Oh, my...
582
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,500
Oh, my God!
583
00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:11,240
Hey, Marcella!
584
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,520
Come get me!
585
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,900
Mia, it's me!
586
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,540
Where's Tommy?
587
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,760
By the back exit.
588
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,660
What the fuck?
589
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,220
What the hell's happenin'?
590
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:07,820
Somethin' evil.
591
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:09,500
Someone evil.
592
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,060
The ice cream man.
593
00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:13,180
It's the truck.
594
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:17,400
Hey kids, back it up for me, alright?
595
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,500
Step back.
596
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,240
Hey kids, back up, alright?
597
00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:23,780
I need you to back up for me, alright?
598
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,280
Back up, come on, back up.
599
00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:43,600
What'd you do!?
600
00:38:43,601 --> 00:38:44,620
What'd you do?
601
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,760
What'd you do!?
602
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:58,740
Why'd you do this?
603
00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:01,880
This is funny!
604
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,500
Oh shit, they're blowin' his face off.
605
00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:07,880
Fuck.
606
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:09,460
I need a phone.
607
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,080
Wait, I got mine.
608
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:17,680
What?
609
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:18,860
It's top of the line.
610
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:20,900
Look, it's basically the same thing as an
iPhone.
611
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,960
Y'know, more people use Android...
Stop someone!
612
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,040
For supporting and judging.
613
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,040
Yeah, speak for yourself.
614
00:39:25,041 --> 00:39:26,080
I definitely was.
615
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:30,620
Shit, it's voicemail.
616
00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:31,860
I'll try everyone.
617
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:36,060
Uh, sorry, how do I use this thing?
618
00:39:36,061 --> 00:39:37,280
Oh, shit!
619
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,600
Fireman's here!
620
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,300
Help us!
621
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,220
We can't help ourselves!
622
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:41,680
Whoa!
623
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:42,800
Oh, shit!
624
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:43,980
Back away from the edge!
625
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,220
Kids, back up!
626
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,060
Back away from the edge!
627
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,160
Let's go back!
628
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:52,580
It's the same thing!
629
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,240
We're comin'!
630
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,020
We're back!
631
00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:03,660
Whoa!
632
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:04,200
Hey!
633
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:04,940
Hey!
634
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:05,380
Hey!
635
00:40:05,381 --> 00:40:06,381
We are back.
636
00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:07,660
Oh no!
637
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:07,980
Hey!
638
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:08,620
Oh!
639
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:09,080
Ah!
640
00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:10,380
Fuck!
641
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,040
He's comin'.
642
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,380
They're followin' him.
643
00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:51,920
We have to run.
644
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:52,540
Where?
645
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,940
I don't know, but we're sittin' down here.
646
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,000
They're all tryna kill us.
647
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,200
They're tryna turn us.
648
00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:19,000
Oh, my God.
649
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:21,400
This is actually happenin'.
650
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,560
What's that?
651
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,420
What the fuck?
652
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,260
Holy...
653
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,680
Yeah, that seems demonic.
654
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,380
Did you read it?
655
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:42,860
What?
656
00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:44,540
No, I'm lactose intolerant.
657
00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:46,100
More information than you needed.
658
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:48,980
Wait, sorry, I'm... Whaddaya mean, demonic?
659
00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:49,940
Turn to evil.
660
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:50,960
Did you read it?
661
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,080
I threw it up, I'm fine.
662
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:53,780
How do we know we can trust you?
663
00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:54,940
I saw her puke, okay?
664
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,480
She's fine.
665
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,800
Wait, were you spyin' on me?
666
00:41:57,801 --> 00:41:58,180
What?
667
00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:00,040
No, no, 'course not.
668
00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,060
Well, kinda.
669
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,436
But like, not in a creepy way, I just ran
'cause I saw you.
670
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:04,460
Jared, it's okay.
671
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,560
I threw it up.
672
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,460
And then I would have turned by now.
673
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,520
Whatever.
674
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:09,840
I'm keepin' an eye on you.
675
00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:10,700
Okay, y'know what?
676
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,100
Why don't you keep an eye out for a way
outta here?
677
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:13,720
Yeah.
678
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:14,060
Wait!
679
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:15,380
Lizzie!
680
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,440
Yes.
681
00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:40,860
Hello?
682
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,960
Mom?
683
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:47,760
Help, can somebody help me?
684
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:49,820
What the fuck?
685
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:53,840
Hey Siri, call Mom and Dad.
686
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,820
Callin' Mom and Dad?
687
00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:57,060
What?
688
00:42:58,580 --> 00:43:00,640
You've reached the office of Mayfer & Sons.
689
00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:02,140
That's the general number to call back.
690
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,100
Hey, Siri?
691
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,820
Call the fuckface.
692
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,300
Call the fuckface.
693
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,480
Dutch, I'm sorry.
694
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:13,840
Shut up, it's Lizzie.
695
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:15,300
Lizzie.
696
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,280
Lizzie, you're my fuckin' mom.
697
00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:17,696
The kids are killin' the teachers.
698
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,800
You have to get over here.
699
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,320
I can't move my fuckin' arms.
700
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:21,700
Call an ambulance.
701
00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:22,560
Wait, what?
702
00:43:22,820 --> 00:43:25,020
Can you call Mom and Dad or get a doctor?
703
00:43:25,340 --> 00:43:26,060
I tried 'em already.
704
00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:26,620
It's voicemail.
705
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,220
Wait.
706
00:43:27,221 --> 00:43:28,460
Wait, did you have ice cream?
707
00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:29,820
What?
708
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:33,600
Last night Sky and I had some...
Jared, this is a fuckin' emergency.
709
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:34,580
It's poison.
710
00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:35,640
It's fuckin' evil.
711
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,620
You gotta throw it up.
712
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,380
Jared, I told you I can't move my fuckin'
arms.
713
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,520
I'm paralyzed.
714
00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:43,760
It probably paralyzes teens or knocks you
out.
715
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,320
You gotta throw it up.
716
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:46,700
Tell her to use a toothbrush.
717
00:43:46,940 --> 00:43:47,940
Use a toothbrush.
718
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,240
I hurt her.
719
00:43:51,220 --> 00:43:53,860
Jared, you gotta get outta there.
720
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,540
I know, we're basically prayin' they don't
find us right now.
721
00:43:56,541 --> 00:43:57,820
What about the church?
722
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,040
Fine.
723
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,540
Okay, who's gonna hide out there?
724
00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:04,420
Grace Church — nobody ever goes to the
basement.
725
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,060
If you can get there, I'll meet you.
726
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,800
Grace Church.
727
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,520
Shit.
728
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,360
Shit.
729
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,460
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
730
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:26,500
A little pause...
731
00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:49,220
You fuckin' pussy.
732
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,480
Just do it.
733
00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:51,740
I got this.
734
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,880
I got this.
735
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:16,780
Hey!
736
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,100
Hey, get away from there!
737
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,820
What the fuck?
738
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:35,840
What the fuck?
739
00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:37,020
Shut up!
740
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:47,820
Mrs. Poole?
741
00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:53,040
Hello?
742
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,200
Mrs. Poole!
743
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:09,100
Penelope, what're you doin'?
744
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:10,820
What's wrong?
745
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,400
Penelope, we gotta get outta here.
746
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:14,420
Come on.
747
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:17,820
Help me.
748
00:47:49,180 --> 00:47:51,021
Skye?
749
00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:52,300
Skye!
750
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,180
Skye, wake up!
751
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,400
Skye!
752
00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:28,420
This is the second one.
753
00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:58,880
May I go around?
754
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,760
New phone, who dis?
755
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,720
Chris is fuckin' around.
756
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,840
Help me, kids are goin' fuckin' crazy.
757
00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:16,980
They're attackin'.
758
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:18,520
What are you talkin' about?
759
00:49:36,620 --> 00:49:37,940
I'm comin' over there.
760
00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:38,920
I'm comin' over there.
761
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,120
Fuckin' get it.
762
00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:45,760
No, use that, use that.
763
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,100
Why you so fuckin' happy?
764
00:49:48,260 --> 00:49:49,260
Just show it!
765
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,200
Pull the pin!
766
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:52,860
Pull the pin!
767
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,880
Pull the pin!
768
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:58,340
Hold the pin!
769
00:49:58,341 --> 00:50:00,701
Make sure you've got the fire extinguisher!
770
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,960
Go, go, go, go, go!
771
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:18,460
Way to battle.
772
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,360
Get in!
773
00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:33,700
Shit!
774
00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:34,140
Look!
775
00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:34,580
Do it!
776
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:35,780
I am trying!
777
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,180
The door's locked!
778
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:37,740
Get in!
779
00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:39,040
Get in!
780
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,280
Get in!
781
00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:42,040
Get in!
782
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:42,540
Oh!
783
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,760
Oh!
784
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,180
Oh, shit!
785
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,360
Oh, my God!
786
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,000
What the fuck is that?
787
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,320
Oh, shit!
788
00:51:03,420 --> 00:51:04,460
Come on, come on, come on!
789
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,520
We're trapped!
790
00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:17,060
The other way!
791
00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:25,540
Go, go, go, go, go!
792
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:42,560
No!
793
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:43,200
No!
794
00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:43,740
Sweet!
795
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,300
We can't believe this!
796
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:46,940
We can't believe this!
797
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,420
We're right there!
798
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:53,160
On the other side of that fence — that's
Grace Church.
799
00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:54,620
We never need it.
800
00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:55,480
We can't!
801
00:51:55,620 --> 00:51:55,840
We can't!
802
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,600
Someone should make us some popcorn!
803
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:11,800
Hey, Jared, come on.
804
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,620
You're cryin' over your stupid shoes.
805
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,860
I tried to double-team him.
806
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:15,460
I'm crippled.
807
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:16,320
Dude, look at it.
808
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:16,960
Just come on.
809
00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:18,020
What are you doin'?
810
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,280
You're right here, man.
811
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:23,060
Oh, my... What the fuck is this?
812
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,960
What are you doin'?
813
00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:26,000
Come on.
814
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,200
You're gonna get killed.
815
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,800
Oh my god!
816
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,460
Oh my god!
817
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,200
Oh my god!
818
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,120
I'm a genius!
819
00:52:37,380 --> 00:52:38,380
His hands are stuck like that!
820
00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:39,540
No!
821
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,640
No!
822
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,120
Sorry!
823
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,200
I'm sorry!
824
00:52:54,201 --> 00:52:55,360
Holy fuck!
825
00:52:56,020 --> 00:52:57,200
Hold it.
826
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,360
Go, go!
827
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,440
Go, go!
828
00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:03,760
Go, go!
829
00:53:03,761 --> 00:53:04,200
Go!
830
00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:05,460
Go, go!
831
00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:07,560
Go, go!
832
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,840
Go!
833
00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:21,660
Go!
834
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:28,900
Okay, wait.
835
00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:30,500
We have to make a red flag.
836
00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:31,696
Smash 'em into the mirror.
837
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:32,540
Wait, there's twenty of 'em.
838
00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:33,600
But it's the fastest way.
839
00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:35,340
I dunno, I think it's suicide.
840
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,716
We're gonna find another way out.
841
00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:37,860
We gotta get to the church.
842
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,856
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
843
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:42,340
You okay?
844
00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:43,060
I'm good.
845
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:44,660
Mia, you okay?
846
00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:46,040
Mia, come on.
847
00:53:53,340 --> 00:53:54,460
Yeah, no problem.
848
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,000
How do you know how to do that?
849
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,040
I'm a total real girl.
850
00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:58,496
Of course I didn't make myself throw up.
851
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,300
It's fuckin' dark.
852
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,320
I like you.
853
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,440
Gotta get to the church, ready?
854
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,600
Go, go get it!
855
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,200
Oh my God!
856
00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:20,420
Oh my God!
857
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,040
Oh my God!
858
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,380
Oh my God!
859
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:25,920
Watch out!
860
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:27,240
Stop!
861
00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:31,020
Three, two, one!
862
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:32,460
Whoa!
863
00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:34,100
Whoa!
864
00:54:34,850 --> 00:54:35,850
Whoa, whoa!
865
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:37,960
Wait, what?
866
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,280
Hold on!
867
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,320
Oh, it's fuckin' stuck!
868
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,360
What?!
869
00:54:47,361 --> 00:54:50,660
No, no, no, no, no!
870
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,320
My God!
871
00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:58,380
Oh my God!
872
00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:58,900
The Natchez!
873
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,160
I got the Natchez!
874
00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:02,520
Run!
875
00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:03,860
Run!
876
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,340
You're comin' right at me!
877
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,440
Oh no, suckers!
878
00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:42,380
I won't...
879
00:56:19,260 --> 00:56:20,260
Guys?
880
00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:22,100
What?
881
00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,440
Why does a church need a walk-in freezer?
882
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:28,360
Maybe this is where they keep the bodies.
883
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,480
What bodies?
884
00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:30,660
For funerals.
885
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,320
The ice cream.
886
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760
It's in there.
887
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,400
Not in his truck?
888
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,320
Maybe.
889
00:56:37,321 --> 00:56:38,321
He's got bigger plans.
890
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,240
It's him.
891
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,580
Fuck it!
892
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,560
Shit!
893
00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:09,400
It's all here.
894
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,180
I told you, it's all melted.
895
00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:15,620
Look for a plug or a switch.
896
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,160
Oh my god.
897
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:31,500
Yeah, literally.
898
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,860
I see a power switch right by him.
899
00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:41,620
Help.
900
00:57:41,621 --> 00:57:42,621
Help yourself.
901
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:43,640
Run.
902
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:44,880
He's tellin' us to run.
903
00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:45,300
You can't.
904
00:57:45,340 --> 00:57:46,580
The ice cream is right there.
905
00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:47,740
The door.
906
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,340
Oh shit.
907
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,380
Oh my God, it's stuck.
908
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,480
We're gonna die in here.
909
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:57,680
At least we're gonna have each other.
910
00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:58,420
Tommy?
911
00:57:58,700 --> 00:57:59,960
That's not even slightly funny.
912
00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:01,240
It wasn't a joke.
913
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:04,660
I can't get a signal, but Lizzie said
she's comin' here, so...
914
00:58:04,661 --> 00:58:06,061
I think we're in a walk-in freezer.
915
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,640
That's where everyone's gonna be.
916
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,800
Y'know what?
917
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,240
Chris, get me down from here.
918
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,320
Oh, so now you wanna be seen with me?
919
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:19,800
Very funny.
920
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,000
It'll get me the fuck down.
921
00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:22,780
Only if you promise not to be a dick.
922
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:23,900
Really?
923
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,240
We're gonna do this now?
924
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:28,160
No better time.
925
00:58:29,620 --> 00:58:30,020
Fine.
926
00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:34,280
Fine, Chris, I... I promise not to be a
dick.
927
00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:37,280
And if you get me the fuck outta this,
I might even consider goin' home.
928
00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:40,220
I might even go to dinner with you,
assumin' there's any restaurant left.
929
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,160
But first, can you just get me the fuck
down?
930
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:45,680
Dinner and a movie.
931
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:47,920
Dinner.
932
00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:50,680
Okay, fine, go!
933
00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:51,820
Just get me down!
934
00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:53,180
Your terms are accepted.
935
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:02,140
Come on, jump!
936
00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:08,300
Ice wheels.
937
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,360
I guess you really are an entrepreneur.
938
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,040
I told you so.
939
00:59:12,380 --> 00:59:13,800
I can even buy a movie ticket now.
940
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,280
Where are we goin'?
941
00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:17,060
The church.
942
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:18,500
Jared's headed out there.
943
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:19,840
Okay, let's go.
944
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,580
This is my fault.
945
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:29,980
All of it.
946
00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:31,340
How's this your fault?
947
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,520
I know who the ice cream man is.
948
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,260
In a way, I created it.
949
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:40,240
What?
950
00:59:40,540 --> 00:59:41,900
Why would you create that?
951
00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,880
I mean, I'm part of somethin' that caused
all of this.
952
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,080
Who is the Ice Cream Man?
953
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:51,060
His name was Jonathan Smiley.
954
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,080
He drove a truck.
955
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:02,340
No one knew his real name or his past,
but he spoke with a foreign accent,
956
01:00:02,341 --> 01:00:05,040
so we figured he came from someplace
war-torn.
957
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:13,020
All he wanted was to make kids happy with
his ice cream.
958
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:22,040
Children are very trustin' of adults,
especially adults in positions of
959
01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:27,660
authority, in uniform, teachers,
religious figures.
960
01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:35,000
And there are those adults that would take
advantage of that trust.
961
01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,220
What did the ice cream man do?
962
01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:39,900
Nothing.
963
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:41,280
Absolutely nothing.
964
01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:44,620
But he was payin' for the crimes of
another.
965
01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:49,100
Horrible, unspeakable crimes.
966
01:00:58,260 --> 01:00:59,740
I was a young priest.
967
01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:03,480
I tried to speak out, but I was silenced
by those more powerful.
968
01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:06,880
The scandal was too great.
969
01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:09,700
Rumors spread in a small town.
970
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,240
Somethin' had to be done.
971
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:18,060
It was decided to put the blame on someone
disposable.
972
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,240
The ice cream man.
973
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:25,020
One lawyer went after him.
974
01:01:26,260 --> 01:01:28,280
He made all the kids lie in court.
975
01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:34,140
All the children testified against the ice
cream man.
976
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:40,420
The adults fed 'em lies and they
regurgitated those lies on the stand.
977
01:01:44,780 --> 01:01:46,600
What was the lawyer's name?
978
01:01:48,380 --> 01:01:54,980
There is a special place in hell for men
like Milton Mayfair.
979
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,020
That's my grandpa.
980
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:01,500
It's okay.
981
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:08,380
Wait, you saw him — you told us how he's
able to do this.
982
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,020
When he was in jail, someone came to visit
him.
983
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:21,660
He said he was a lawyer, but every word
out of his mouth was a lie, except for one
984
01:02:21,661 --> 01:02:27,220
promise — that he would help the ice cream
man get his revenge on the town.
985
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,420
He was a necromancer.
986
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,980
Someone who raises the dead for a price.
987
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,640
The Ice Cream Man's soul in exchange for
his revenge.
988
01:02:44,580 --> 01:02:48,076
The necromancer promised he'd bring him
back
989
01:02:48,077 --> 01:02:51,700
with special powers once the kids had
grown into adults.
990
01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:55,823
When the town had long forgotten what
they'd
991
01:02:55,824 --> 01:02:59,061
done, the ice cream man would remind 'em.
992
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:06,040
The next day, they found him dead in his
cell.
993
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:13,160
They decided to bury him in an unmarked
grave by the sand of the river.
994
01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:17,960
To resurrect him, the necromancer took his
place.
995
01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:21,360
He's lyin' there now.
996
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,000
How do we stop the ice cream man?
997
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,120
If we ever get outta here?
998
01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:29,040
Kill the necromancer.
999
01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:31,660
The ice cream man dies with him.
1000
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,000
So all we gotta do is kill the necromancer?
1001
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,780
But he's not alone.
1002
01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:40,820
He lies with a siren that'll alert him if
anyone attacks.
1003
01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:45,680
So then all we gotta do is kill the siren
and then kill the necromancer.
1004
01:03:45,681 --> 01:03:47,200
You can't just kill him.
1005
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:49,060
You gotta cut his head off.
1006
01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:52,260
Okay, so we kill the siren, then we cut
his head off.
1007
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:55,600
Yes, but you must not look at him.
1008
01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:59,500
The necromancer can still seduce, even
without a head.
1009
01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:03,096
Wait — we kill the siren, then decapitate
the necromancer,
1010
01:04:03,097 --> 01:04:05,360
but we can't even look at him?
1011
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,220
Wait, this doesn't make sense.
1012
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,480
How would we kill him?
1013
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,495
You kill the siren, cut the necromancer's
head off,
1014
01:04:10,496 --> 01:04:13,540
he'll be wearin' a ceremonial cloak. Do
not remove the hood.
1015
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:17,483
Find the ice cream man, take off the hood,
make the ice cream
1016
01:04:17,484 --> 01:04:20,840
man look into the necromancer's eyes —
that'll kill him.
1017
01:04:22,060 --> 01:04:23,100
Wait, what about the kids?
1018
01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:24,540
Do they just die?
1019
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,116
The cursed kids'll sleep, and when they
wake up,
1020
01:04:28,117 --> 01:04:30,861
they won't remember any of this.
1021
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:32,700
Hide.
1022
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,280
I'll distract the ice cream man when he
comes for me, you lock the door.
1023
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,580
Savin' the three of you is my only shot at
redemption.
1024
01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:42,740
Now hide!
1025
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:51,480
Okay.
1026
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:52,940
Cruisin' Dominion.
1027
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:54,840
Fugitive parties.
1028
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:58,440
This is real.
1029
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,320
Hallelujah.
1030
01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,380
Hallelujah.
1031
01:05:04,381 --> 01:05:05,720
Hallelujah!
1032
01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:09,480
Hallelujah!
1033
01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:10,780
Hallelujah!
1034
01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:14,540
Fuck!
1035
01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:14,960
Go!
1036
01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:15,520
This way!
1037
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:16,960
Come on!
1038
01:05:23,030 --> 01:05:24,030
Where is everyone?
1039
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:29,190
Hello?
1040
01:05:29,340 --> 01:05:30,340
Hello?
1041
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,680
Anyone here?
1042
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:37,240
Who are you?
1043
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:43,720
Jared?
1044
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:44,720
Lizzie, Jared!
1045
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:45,960
Oh, my God!
1046
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,780
Told you she'd come back to me.
1047
01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:51,860
Really, Chris?
1048
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,120
Oh, shit.
1049
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,260
Looks like Roger got his bell rung.
1050
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:03,620
He had this bell.
1051
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:05,940
Chris!
1052
01:06:05,941 --> 01:06:07,920
Did you get Mom and Dad a voicemail?
1053
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:09,560
There's no answer at their offices.
1054
01:06:10,020 --> 01:06:12,820
Well, how 'bout we get the fuck outta here
and call 'em on the way?
1055
01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:14,280
We're goin' to the cemetery.
1056
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:15,020
Fuckin' ain't right.
1057
01:06:15,140 --> 01:06:17,316
We're all gonna be in the cemetery if we
don't get the fuck outta here.
1058
01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:18,580
No, we know how to stop 'em.
1059
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,300
Let's just... Wait!
1060
01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:21,140
Wait, where's Tommy?
1061
01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:22,780
Tommy!
1062
01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:24,180
Tommy!
1063
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,220
Would you help with this shit?
1064
01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:28,180
What the fuck?
1065
01:06:28,260 --> 01:06:30,620
You goin' gold prospecting in the Old West
or somethin'?
1066
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,480
If you wanna dig up a grave with your bare
hands, be my guest.
1067
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,360
I guess you're gonna wanna dig up the
grave.
1068
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:57,880
Where is everyone?
1069
01:06:58,940 --> 01:07:00,540
Adults are hidin' or dead.
1070
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,080
Teens who ate it are in some kind of coma.
1071
01:07:03,081 --> 01:07:04,600
Mom, kids are missin'.
1072
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,420
Did the priest know why the ice cream man's
doin' this?
1073
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:09,860
Yeah, it has to do with Grandpa Milton.
1074
01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:13,200
He made all the kids lie in court to put
him away.
1075
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,240
I guess this is his revenge.
1076
01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:18,480
Mom and Dad, they testified too.
1077
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:19,660
Yeah.
1078
01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:23,020
I told you bein' a lawyer was a fuckin'
family curse.
1079
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,620
Chris, looks like she needs help.
1080
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,040
Oh my God, are you okay?
1081
01:07:30,041 --> 01:07:31,840
I killed him!
1082
01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:33,860
I killed him!
1083
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,080
Do you want a ride?
1084
01:07:41,970 --> 01:07:43,740
I killed him!
1085
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:47,900
Sorry, lady!
1086
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,800
How're we supposed to find it?
1087
01:08:25,979 --> 01:08:27,040
It's an unmarked grave.
1088
01:08:27,540 --> 01:08:28,760
There's thousands of 'em.
1089
01:08:30,859 --> 01:08:34,560
Wait, what'd you say about the sap by the
river?
1090
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:36,399
Well, there's a river maple.
1091
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:37,940
Those things have a ton of sap.
1092
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:39,979
Fuckin' pain in the ass to prune.
1093
01:08:40,460 --> 01:08:41,520
Like runnin' a chainsaw.
1094
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,300
What?
1095
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:48,439
I take back what I said about you bein' a
total retard.
1096
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:50,559
When'd you ever say that?
1097
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,896
Oh, I've said it like a zillion times —
just never to your face.
1098
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,560
I think her exact words were a touch of a
tizzle.
1099
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,520
Guys, can we please focus on findin' this
river maple?
1100
01:08:58,521 --> 01:08:59,899
Oh, I see one!
1101
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,240
Chris?
1102
01:09:31,380 --> 01:09:32,380
Backin' up.
1103
01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:33,540
Bad idea!
1104
01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:39,260
They're surroundin' us.
1105
01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:40,540
Don't stop.
1106
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,480
They're gettin' closer, they're gettin'
closer!
1107
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:47,680
Oh my gosh!
1108
01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:49,220
Chris?
1109
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:50,319
Hit it!
1110
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:51,640
Fuck it!
1111
01:09:53,399 --> 01:09:54,260
Fuck it!
1112
01:09:54,261 --> 01:09:55,661
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it!
1113
01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:05,380
Holy shit!
1114
01:10:06,820 --> 01:10:08,080
That's a fuckin' fire!
1115
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,320
Find the grave.
1116
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,360
I'll distract him.
1117
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,660
Chris, I wanted to... Go!
1118
01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:17,260
Help 'em!
1119
01:10:17,460 --> 01:10:19,340
Remember — river maple, leakin' sap.
1120
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,640
You're brilliant.
1121
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:26,560
Be safe.
1122
01:10:29,980 --> 01:10:31,360
Fuck yeah.
1123
01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:03,340
What are you doin'?
1124
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:15,960
I see it.
1125
01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:25,300
This one?
1126
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:26,880
Pretty sure.
1127
01:11:27,860 --> 01:11:29,000
Not a good time to move.
1128
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:30,880
There's no grass.
1129
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,960
It's gotta be it.
1130
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,300
What the fuck?
1131
01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:52,420
What the fuck?!
1132
01:11:52,421 --> 01:11:55,840
Get off my fuckin' truck!
1133
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,280
Oh my god!
1134
01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,700
Fuckin' disgusting!
1135
01:12:00,380 --> 01:12:07,560
Come on!
1136
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:09,040
Come on!
1137
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,440
I just got a key — I'm tailin' him!
1138
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,780
Fuckin' kids!
1139
01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:23,980
Holy shit.
1140
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:25,940
All right, openin'.
1141
01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:27,380
I'll do it.
1142
01:12:29,140 --> 01:12:29,620
No.
1143
01:12:29,621 --> 01:12:31,120
My family started this.
1144
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:32,360
We're gonna end it.
1145
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:34,820
Hey guys, I need your help.
1146
01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,340
On the count of three.
1147
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:37,800
Okay.
1148
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,800
One, two... Wait, hold on!
1149
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,660
Don't do it, it's a trap.
1150
01:12:42,140 --> 01:12:43,700
Elliot, what happened?
1151
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,040
It wore off.
1152
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:46,600
Not all of the ice cream works.
1153
01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:47,900
He set a trap for you.
1154
01:12:47,901 --> 01:12:48,580
Don't listen to him.
1155
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:49,680
That's not Elliot.
1156
01:12:49,820 --> 01:12:51,340
Come on, 'course it's me.
1157
01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,056
Everything that comes outta the
necromancer's mouth is a lie.
1158
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:55,080
Don't trust him.
1159
01:12:55,220 --> 01:12:56,220
Jared, it's dangerous.
1160
01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:58,020
Lizzie, make him listen.
1161
01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:00,140
If we run, where're we goin'?
1162
01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:01,840
We're gettin' outta here.
1163
01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:02,200
I know.
1164
01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:03,900
But how?
1165
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,200
Just trust me.
1166
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:07,520
You gotta come with me before he gets
back.
1167
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:10,100
I will — if you tell me one thing.
1168
01:13:10,540 --> 01:13:11,020
Anything.
1169
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,440
Come on.
1170
01:13:12,780 --> 01:13:15,440
What did you call me yesterday when I
caught that fly ball?
1171
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:17,480
I called you Jarhead.
1172
01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:23,280
I blew the game, Elliot.
1173
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,520
Just like you blew it now.
1174
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:30,320
Don't come near him.
1175
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:31,560
I don't have to.
1176
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:17,880
This is the first sentence.
1177
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,520
Chris!
1178
01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:28,840
Chris, help us!
1179
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,480
Dick!
1180
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:43,300
Holy shit!
1181
01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:56,520
Lizzie, the pickaxe.
1182
01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:58,540
Grab it.
1183
01:14:59,020 --> 01:15:00,020
Let's do it.
1184
01:15:03,140 --> 01:15:04,140
Chris!
1185
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,520
Chris!
1186
01:15:07,780 --> 01:15:09,460
Just fuckin' kill her!
1187
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,060
It's so tasty, Tommy.
1188
01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:24,720
You should try some.
1189
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:27,900
Oh, what's wrong with you?
1190
01:15:28,660 --> 01:15:29,940
It's the adults we can't trust.
1191
01:15:33,980 --> 01:15:35,500
The ice cream man was right.
1192
01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:37,980
He's the only one protectin' us.
1193
01:15:37,981 --> 01:15:40,020
He's givin' us powers.
1194
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:42,200
Powers to fight 'em.
1195
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:49,000
So peaceful, Tommy.
1196
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,280
He loves us.
1197
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,300
I left my life in the month of May.
1198
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:18,740
Wrestled me, rustled me down.
1199
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,380
I killed all the squirrels.
1200
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:21,480
In a big and stupid way.
1201
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:22,820
Wrestled me, rustled me down.
1202
01:16:22,821 --> 01:16:23,140
Jared?
1203
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:24,680
Jared, wait.
1204
01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:25,360
Don't.
1205
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:25,620
No.
1206
01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:27,060
I'm gonna kill him.
1207
01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:28,500
Don't do it.
1208
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:29,640
What?
1209
01:16:29,980 --> 01:16:30,380
Tommy!
1210
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:31,760
Don't look at it!
1211
01:17:01,940 --> 01:17:04,880
I'm sorry, Tommy.
1212
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,200
No!
1213
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:24,880
No!
1214
01:17:37,980 --> 01:17:39,880
Every word outta his mouth was a lie.
1215
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:43,280
Except for one promise.
1216
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,640
The ice cream man's soul.
1217
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,340
In exchange for his revenge.
1218
01:18:31,199 --> 01:18:34,677
Thanks for waterin' the plants for me.
1219
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:08,960
A little pause... and we are back.
1220
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:19,900
You scream, I scream.
1221
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:21,840
We all scream for ice cream.
1222
01:19:21,864 --> 01:19:39,564
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