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Mayfer & Sons Law Offices, Of Baylin Bay.

Swing for the fences.

Let's go.

Come on Tyler, you got this.

Aim for first, second or third.

Look at what, Jaren?

It's Luke.

He's gonna move anyway.

Easy.

Steve, right here.

Let's go.

This thing is a precautionary cheeseburger, okay?

Or your mom's ass, 'cause I'm 'bout to spank this beer.

Hey, knock it off, Hank.

I'm too aggressive.

Okay, Colin.

I think you really nailed that Glen Gary monologue.

I wonder where I ended up.

Seriously, I follow your lead.

I got charged.

What the hell are you two even talkin' about?

Estate knives.

Finish it, Tyler.

Hey!

Strike two!

Got three in the trash!

Come on!

Three!

Jordan!

What are you doin'?

I think my arm's broken.

Let me see.

Ow!

What the fuck?

Now it's broken.

Okay, boys, ice cream on me!

Let's go!

Hey, hey, were you serious about the Glen Gary bundle?

No, actually, you were great.

Better than both of them, honestly.

Of course.

Good game, sucker.

Fuckin' suck, Dad.

Language, Hank.

Whatever.

I think it's kinda weird our dentist is gettin' all the kids ice cream.

Smart business strategy.

Sucks you didn't catch that fly ball out there, Jared.

Hey, at least he's on my game sheet to fuck up this season.

Hey!

What the hell are you doin'?

Nothing, he dropped it.

Apologize.

We're in a battle.

Thanks.

Ow!

Fuckin' dead.

Hey!

What the hell are you doin'?

Daddy's a fuckin' dork.

He'll get over it.

We're shovin' it in his face.

What's up with these names?

Locusts? Like... Serpent Swirl?

I mean, what's a "froggy swan" even called?

They sound gross.

They don't look gross.

Excuse me, that's not yours.

Apologize.

I'm so sorry your son's a fuckin' pussy.

Forget him, Benji Bai.

He'll get what's comin' to him.

Bullies always do.

Oh, thank you.

Aren't you sweet?

To Jarhead.

Best player to have on the other team.

You learned it, bud.

I don't know what to say.

Fuck it.

I got my ice cream with Ryan.

What are you doin'?

Enjoyin' my trophy?

You wanna go for a ride later?

Come on.

Hey, Lizzie.

Wanna hang out with us later?

I'm free too, Lizzie.

Uh, there's room on the couch.

Hey, she's out of your league.

Come on.

Bye, Lizzie.

What are you thinkin'?

I was just checkin' if I'm still lactose intolerant.

You know, I think mom and dad made it up.

Yeah, right.

I have to live with their lactose farts.

Fair.

How is it?

Good.

How is it again?

They're as good as my farts.

Big plans for the summer?

Right now, just the beach.

Maybe the garden again.

My parents, they want me to intern at their law firm.

I don't wanna spend my summer indoors.

Sounds like your parents want this on their tab.

Uh, no.

My mom gave me cash.

Oh, please.

Be sure to say hi.

Come on, dammit!

There ain't no more goddamn bell!

That bell's been a goddamn bell for three years!

I only put the damn thing up there 'cause I thought it'd be fun.

You hit the bell, you get a gumball.

And you little punks take shots at it like it's goddamn Anzio Beach

and I'm breakin' my back, pickin' up pennies all day!

Well, guess what?

There's no more bell!

Now get the hell outta here!

How about you, Jared?

Any big plans?

Gee, money's workin' for me.

Kid's gonna make a killin'.

Buy a Ferrari.

Why would I mow your lawns instead of goin' to camp?

You're gonna need that cash in high school.

Chicks are expensive.

Trust me, I know.

What are you talkin' about?

I practically went bankrupt datin' your sorry ass.

That was before I was an entrepreneur.

You mean before you bought a lawn mower?

Correct.

Speakin' of which, Roger, I need some motor oil for the green machine.

And by green, I mean 'cause it spits out cash.

Sure thing.

Thanks, Roger.

Tell your folks I said hi.

Sure.

I'll say hi to 'em.

Roger.

Burr.

I do do do.

What's with your sister?

She used to laugh at all my jokes.

Well, if you wanna win her back and try to be cool, just try actin' like a human.

Kid's not wrong.

Dude!

You put the bell back?

Why would you even set up a bell for kids to throw pennies at?

I made 57 cents today, and it only cost me three sticks of gum.

He's a psycho.

He probably has dead bodies in his basement.

Tie your shoe.

I did, it's these laces, they're so neat.

Hey!

Did you get it?

Get what?

I'll meet you at the car.

Are you gettin' your ass kicked?

Oh my God, go.

I want some.

Go!

Bye, Jared.

You got any fireworks?

Yeah, maybe a couple of JJs.

So cool, bring 'em.

I want to...

Hurry up, hurry up, play the song on the speaker!

Hi!

Hi, Mrs. Penderson.

Hi, Jared.

Uh, Elliot's not feelin' too good.

Oh, you were just textin'.

Came on pretty suddenly.

It's probably just heat stroke from the game, but he's upstairs lyin' down.

Well, tell him to text me later if he's better and wants to hang out.

I will.

Oh, uh, tell your mom Saturday works perfectly.

Okay.

Thanks, Mrs. Anderson.

No problem.

Come on, Sebastian.

Where's your butt buddy? Smell you later?

He's comin' out soon with his backpack.

Bullshit.

Can you just give me back my bike?

Your bike?

I think this is maybe my bike now.

Really?

'Cause if you steal it, my dad will sue you.

What a pussy answer.

Why don't you come fight me for it?

'Cause it's already mine.

Jared, is everything okay?

Yeah, we're just jokin' around.

Oh, yeah.

Sebastian here, he's always jokin'.

Okay.

I can take this any time I want.

Well, this is gonna be a great summer.

So what do you do?

Isn't it boring at the beach day after day?

No, I mean, like, just tan, hang out, y'know.

Like, it's fun.

Sky brings a speaker, so... Like, she brought Tony Robbins to the beach.

Who?

You know, 'cause...

Like, a motivational speaker.

That's exactly what she was talkin' about.

What about James Carville?

Who's that?

Literally what I'm thinkin'.

No, he's a speaker.

She brought Mitt Romney to the beach.

Somethin' amazing.

I know it's so funny.

What I wanna know is, what's gonna get you into an Ivy League school?

Lifeguardin' or internin' at a good law firm?

My 4.0?

Some of us are fuckin' around with our friends.

You don't have any friends.

I think what your father's tryna say is your summer needs some structure,

some sort of plan.

I have a plan.

I go out, sleep in, tan, repeat.

Wow, look at her, she's already checked out.

I mean, who needs law school?

Case closed.

Just 'cause Grandpa wasn't one, and you guys are, doesn't mean I have to be one.

Someone has to break the family curse.

Y'know, if Grandpa was alive, he could actually argue their case for you.

Actually, if Grandpa was alive, he'd lock her up for disobeyin' her parents.

That's right.

Maybe I'm tired of usin' my brain.

I wanna monetize my hotness while I'm young.

Start my own OF.

How do you even know what that is?

That's so gross.

What's that boomer ringtone?

Oh, stop it, you kids.

You still love this song.

I heard it this morning and it reminded me of

when you were sweet and actually nice to your mom.

When I was, like, six?

That is just cringe.

Well, it's your mother's job to make our kids cringe.

That should accomplish.

You guys see that weird ice cream man today?

What do you mean, weird?

I don't know.

He just, like, kept showin' up like he was followin' me or somethin'.

Like to kidnap you?

I feel sorry for whoever kidnaps Jared.

Elizabeth, please.

I take it back.

You make an excellent kidnap victim.

That's not good either, but at least it's positive.

Wait, how was he weird?

Just this song he was playin', I guess.

I mean, it's weird.

Well, I didn't see him at the club, so... Mom, do you need the car tomorrow?

Actually, I don't.

Why?

Everybody's goin' to White Mountain Park.

What about school?

Oh, it's skip day!

Skip day.

Some people call it that, but it's more like a field trip.

Everyone calls it that.

I heard Jesse's brother went skippin' with all his friends.

You wouldn't shut up about it.

I figured you'd just go and tell 'em afterward.

Just shut up.

Yeah, that would be ridiculous.

Shut up.

It's a tradition that the juniors do the last

week of school with the outgoing seniors.

Oh, it's a tradition.

It's funny 'cause we didn't have that tradition when we went there.

'Cause we actually went to class.

Right, right, right.

So what you're tellin' me is half the school is cuttin' tomorrow?

Approximately.

Then you get twice the attention... I'm goin'.

To school.

To the water park.

Like hell you are.

Finals are over, and school's done Wednesday.

What's the big deal?

Go Thursday.

Well, then it's not ditchin'.

Come on, it's literally so stupid.

Like, that's the whole point.

You're supposed to break the rules.

The point of rules is actually to not break 'em.

That's why they're rules.

Says the criminal defense lawyer.

I defend the wrongly accused.

They haven't committed any crimes.

Sure they haven't.

Look, honey, you can have the car, but like it or not, you're not goin'.

Why not?

'Cause we're goin' into Boston and we'll probably stay overnight.

Someone needs to be here for Jared.

I actually can't believe this.

Jared can stay with Elliot if anything happens, which it won't, yeah.

Look, as much as we trust you both, okay, we can't leave a child alone 'cause

accidents happen and we need an adult nearby,

which in this case happens to be you, honey, okay?

Either way, you skip and skip day.

You better find someone to stay with, or I'm takin' you with me.

Oh, no.

Please don't take me to a water park without girls in bikinis.

Cut it out, Jared.

That's no place for us to be free, man.

Yeah, don't take me either.

Yeah!

Take you where?

Uh, take you to school tomorrow.

I'd love to see you go to school talkin' about Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney.

That's a pleasure.

Do we have any Mitt Romney ice cream for dessert?

Can we...

And this is the second one.

This is the second one.

Piper?

Honey, what's wrong?

Did you have more ice cream?

Fran, you spilled something.

Fran?

Oh my God!

Oh God!

Fran!

And this is the first sentence.

And this is the second one.

Hey, what's wrong?

My necklace.

I dropped it.

Oh, get it to Mom.

Let's go back to bed.

But I can't sleep without it.

Please, Daddy?

Okay.

What?

Okay.

Daddy?

Are you sure?

I can't feel it.

What's this?

It's oil.

Sherry

We're out of bullets.

I have a gun.

I will use it.

What did you do to Daddy?

Jesus fuckin' Christ!

Elliot, what'd you do?

Elliot, put that down!

Elliot!

Elliot!

That's it, come to Mommy!

You come to Mommy, right?

No!

What are you doin'?

Put that down!

No!

No!

Elliot, no!

No!

No!

No!

You come to Mommy!

Oh, Rocky!

No!

No!

No!

Bring it in, John.

Bring it in, John.

Bring it in, John.

Come on, babe, come on.

Good girl.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

What happened?

Someone hurt my Mommy.

Who?

Me.

What's up?

The barn doors are open.

Probably on their way out.

Should I go shut 'em?

I'm sure they know.

Yeah, we'll text her just in case.

Why not?

Why's there an ice cream truck parked outside our house at 6:30 in the morning?

Who knows?

I heard Lizzie and Skye got some last night after a big meltdown about Skate.

Dare I say, he gives me the creeps.

Oh my God.

I thought we were doin' ice cream puns.

Yeah.

He does look a little weird though.

Yeah.

I'm sure he's harmless.

I'll call security.

Gotta do a drive-by.

Watch it!

No!

No!

Random?

Take it all, you bastard!

Ouch!

Brett?

I guess you're sick.

See you at school.

Maybe.

Is everyone ditchin' or sick or something?

Are you talkin' to me?

You feelin' okay?

Yeah, random.

We're in real estate today.

Hey, Elliot.

Hey, Elliot.

Elliot?

Oh, shoot.

Oh my God, Marcella.

So I edited the video, and I thought we could do a little...

Okay...

Is this some kind of zombie pajama day challenge?

Morning, Mr. Mayfair.

Any sign of your buddy, Mr. Henderson?

Yeah, I saw him.

He was sick, so maybe he went to the nurse's office?

Yes.

The terrible illness we call summer.

Strikes about the end of every school year.

Do you want me to go check?

Yes, but do come back, 'cause there's still three days

of school left, which means three more days to learn.

Let's get back to some factor trees, shall we?

Hey, Jill, you wanna break down 72 into prime numbers?

Guess not.

Are you okay?

Stop askin' me that.

What does it look like?

Sorry, it's just... Is it just me, or is somethin' weird goin' on?

You all shouldn't be cuttin' class.

It's my job.

He seems normal.

Yeah, for Tommy.

Elliot?

You guys see Elliot?

Ed?

Is Elliot in there?

Um... Fuck!

Mom!

You wanna go to the test or somethin'?

Mr. B, you can't do us like that the last week of school.

Well, at least now I know it's not a joke.

What joke?

To ask your friends.

Someone told 'em it's Silent Day or some new holiday they made up.

What's up?

Greg's sick.

He can't say shit.

Language, Mr. Green.

Language.

I'm the only one usin' it.

You don't think this is weird?

I think everyone's already on summer vacation.

But now that you're here, take out a microscope.

Whaddaya mean she hasn't shown up?

Mr. Henlon.

Well, can you go by the house?

Mr. Henlon.

You don't understand.

Excuse me?

What are you doin'?

Excuse me?

Hello?

Class is not dismissed!

I don't know.

What the hell?

Um, uh, excuse me.

Well no, what is it?

Nothing, class?

Uh, sorry, no, uh, where you goin'?

No, class is not dismissed.

Tommy, you get back here.

Tommy, get back here!

All right, bye.

Fine.

I'll deal with Tommy and the others later.

Now, all of you, back to your seats.

Sit down!

Marcella?

Elliot?

Elliot, this isn't funny.

Hey, the tank looks good.

Hey, it smells like some hot fudge sundaes in this bitch.

Ready?

Let's go.

Woo!

This ain't a fire drill.

Back to your classrooms.

What the hell's goin' on?

It's gotta be a joke.

You've gotta be filmin' this.

We know you're filmin' this.

Yeah.

Hey, Elliot.

Come on.

Elliot, don't eat that!

Just come on!

Jared!

It's the smell of Carvinos.

Step aside, fools!

Respect the king.

What's up?

What'd you get?

Looks like that, huh?

Let me just take your... Okay, fine, man.

Just keep it.

No!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You looked away!

No, no, no, no!

Someone get in there!

Someone get ready!

Get in there!

Cooper!

Stop laughin'!

Kendrick!

This isn't funny!

Oh, no, no, no, no!

This is not funny!

What is goin' on here?

Break it up.

Come on, enough of that.

I said break it up.

Oh, my God.

Hey, man.

Oh, my God.

It's Paul Maloney from Meadowbrook.

We're over here now.

I'm not sure if the kid jumped or if it was an accident, but it looks like...

Yes, yes, she's not movin', and there's a break.

A little pause...

Shit!

We're fucked!

Hey!

What's goin' on here?

What's goin' on here?

Oh, Christ!

Please!

Now, we're gonna look at the common house lot, but

I can assure you there's nothing common about it.

But if you look closer, you can see this single-cell organism.

And that is something...

No, no, no, no!

Come on!

This room's always empty!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Oh my god!

No!

No!

No!

You're not gonna kill me after they get it.

I know, I know, just...

Oh, shit.

Oh, my...

Oh, my God!

Hey, Marcella!

Come get me!

Mia, it's me!

Where's Tommy?

By the back exit.

What the fuck?

What the hell's happenin'?

Somethin' evil.

Someone evil.

The ice cream man.

It's the truck.

Hey kids, back it up for me, alright?

Step back.

Hey kids, back up, alright?

I need you to back up for me, alright?

Back up, come on, back up.

What'd you do!?

What'd you do?

What'd you do!?

Why'd you do this?

This is funny!

Oh shit, they're blowin' his face off.

Fuck.

I need a phone.

Wait, I got mine.

What?

It's top of the line.

Look, it's basically the same thing as an iPhone.

Y'know, more people use Android... Stop someone!

For supporting and judging.

Yeah, speak for yourself.

I definitely was.

Shit, it's voicemail.

I'll try everyone.

Uh, sorry, how do I use this thing?

Oh, shit!

Fireman's here!

Help us!

We can't help ourselves!

Whoa!

Oh, shit!

Back away from the edge!

Kids, back up!

Back away from the edge!

Let's go back!

It's the same thing!

We're comin'!

We're back!

Whoa!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

We are back.

Oh no!

Hey!

Oh!

Ah!

Fuck!

He's comin'.

They're followin' him.

We have to run.

Where?

I don't know, but we're sittin' down here.

They're all tryna kill us.

They're tryna turn us.

Oh, my God.

This is actually happenin'.

What's that?

What the fuck?

Holy...

Yeah, that seems demonic.

Did you read it?

What?

No, I'm lactose intolerant.

More information than you needed.

Wait, sorry, I'm... Whaddaya mean, demonic?

Turn to evil.

Did you read it?

I threw it up, I'm fine.

How do we know we can trust you?

I saw her puke, okay?

She's fine.

Wait, were you spyin' on me?

What?

No, no, 'course not.

Well, kinda.

But like, not in a creepy way, I just ran 'cause I saw you.

Jared, it's okay.

I threw it up.

And then I would have turned by now.

Whatever.

I'm keepin' an eye on you.

Okay, y'know what?

Why don't you keep an eye out for a way outta here?

Yeah.

Wait!

Lizzie!

Yes.

Hello?

Mom?

Help, can somebody help me?

What the fuck?

Hey Siri, call Mom and Dad.

Callin' Mom and Dad?

What?

You've reached the office of Mayfer & Sons.

That's the general number to call back.

Hey, Siri?

Call the fuckface.

Call the fuckface.

Dutch, I'm sorry.

Shut up, it's Lizzie.

Lizzie.

Lizzie, you're my fuckin' mom.

The kids are killin' the teachers.

You have to get over here.

I can't move my fuckin' arms.

Call an ambulance.

Wait, what?

Can you call Mom and Dad or get a doctor?

I tried 'em already.

It's voicemail.

Wait.

Wait, did you have ice cream?

What?

Last night Sky and I had some... Jared, this is a fuckin' emergency.

It's poison.

It's fuckin' evil.

You gotta throw it up.

Jared, I told you I can't move my fuckin' arms.

I'm paralyzed.

It probably paralyzes teens or knocks you out.

You gotta throw it up.

Tell her to use a toothbrush.

Use a toothbrush.

I hurt her.

Jared, you gotta get outta there.

I know, we're basically prayin' they don't find us right now.

What about the church?

Fine.

Okay, who's gonna hide out there?

Grace Church — nobody ever goes to the basement.

If you can get there, I'll meet you.

Grace Church.

Shit.

Shit.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

A little pause...

You fuckin' pussy.

Just do it.

I got this.

I got this.

Hey!

Hey, get away from there!

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Shut up!

Mrs. Poole?

Hello?

Mrs. Poole!

Penelope, what're you doin'?

What's wrong?

Penelope, we gotta get outta here.

Come on.

Help me.

Skye?

Skye!

Skye, wake up!

Skye!

This is the second one.

May I go around?

New phone, who dis?

Chris is fuckin' around.

Help me, kids are goin' fuckin' crazy.

They're attackin'.

What are you talkin' about?

I'm comin' over there.

I'm comin' over there.

Fuckin' get it.

No, use that, use that.

Why you so fuckin' happy?

Just show it!

Pull the pin!

Pull the pin!

Pull the pin!

Hold the pin!

Make sure you've got the fire extinguisher!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Way to battle.

Get in!

Shit!

Look!

Do it!

I am trying!

The door's locked!

Get in!

Get in!

Get in!

Get in!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God!

What the fuck is that?

Oh, shit!

Come on, come on, come on!

We're trapped!

The other way!

Go, go, go, go, go!

No!

No!

Sweet!

We can't believe this!

We can't believe this!

We're right there!

On the other side of that fence — that's Grace Church.

We never need it.

We can't!

We can't!

Someone should make us some popcorn!

Hey, Jared, come on.

You're cryin' over your stupid shoes.

I tried to double-team him.

I'm crippled.

Dude, look at it.

Just come on.

What are you doin'?

You're right here, man.

Oh, my... What the fuck is this?

What are you doin'?

Come on.

You're gonna get killed.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

I'm a genius!

His hands are stuck like that!

No!

No!

Sorry!

I'm sorry!

Holy fuck!

Hold it.

Go, go!

Go, go!

Go, go!

Go!

Go, go!

Go, go!

Go!

Go!

Okay, wait.

We have to make a red flag.

Smash 'em into the mirror.

Wait, there's twenty of 'em.

But it's the fastest way.

I dunno, I think it's suicide.

We're gonna find another way out.

We gotta get to the church.

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

You okay?

I'm good.

Mia, you okay?

Mia, come on.

Yeah, no problem.

How do you know how to do that?

I'm a total real girl.

Of course I didn't make myself throw up.

It's fuckin' dark.

I like you.

Gotta get to the church, ready?

Go, go get it!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Watch out!

Stop!

Three, two, one!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa!

Wait, what?

Hold on!

Oh, it's fuckin' stuck!

What?!

No, no, no, no, no!

My God!

Oh my God!

The Natchez!

I got the Natchez!

Run!

Run!

You're comin' right at me!

Oh no, suckers!

I won't...

Guys?

What?

Why does a church need a walk-in freezer?

Maybe this is where they keep the bodies.

What bodies?

For funerals.

The ice cream.

It's in there.

Not in his truck?

Maybe.

He's got bigger plans.

It's him.

Fuck it!

Shit!

It's all here.

I told you, it's all melted.

Look for a plug or a switch.

Oh my god.

Yeah, literally.

I see a power switch right by him.

Help.

Help yourself.

Run.

He's tellin' us to run.

You can't.

The ice cream is right there.

The door.

Oh shit.

Oh my God, it's stuck.

We're gonna die in here.

At least we're gonna have each other.

Tommy?

That's not even slightly funny.

It wasn't a joke.

I can't get a signal, but Lizzie said she's comin' here, so...

I think we're in a walk-in freezer.

That's where everyone's gonna be.

Y'know what?

Chris, get me down from here.

Oh, so now you wanna be seen with me?

Very funny.

It'll get me the fuck down.

Only if you promise not to be a dick.

Really?

We're gonna do this now?

No better time.

Fine.

Fine, Chris, I... I promise not to be a dick.

And if you get me the fuck outta this, I might even consider goin' home.

I might even go to dinner with you, assumin' there's any restaurant left.

But first, can you just get me the fuck down?

Dinner and a movie.

Dinner.

Okay, fine, go!

Just get me down!

Your terms are accepted.

Come on, jump!

Ice wheels.

I guess you really are an entrepreneur.

I told you so.

I can even buy a movie ticket now.

Where are we goin'?

The church.

Jared's headed out there.

Okay, let's go.

This is my fault.

All of it.

How's this your fault?

I know who the ice cream man is.

In a way, I created it.

What?

Why would you create that?

I mean, I'm part of somethin' that caused all of this.

Who is the Ice Cream Man?

His name was Jonathan Smiley.

He drove a truck.

No one knew his real name or his past, but he spoke with a foreign accent,

so we figured he came from someplace war-torn.

All he wanted was to make kids happy with his ice cream.

Children are very trustin' of adults, especially adults in positions of

authority, in uniform, teachers, religious figures.

And there are those adults that would take advantage of that trust.

What did the ice cream man do?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

But he was payin' for the crimes of another.

Horrible, unspeakable crimes.

I was a young priest.

I tried to speak out, but I was silenced by those more powerful.

The scandal was too great.

Rumors spread in a small town.

Somethin' had to be done.

It was decided to put the blame on someone disposable.

The ice cream man.

One lawyer went after him.

He made all the kids lie in court.

All the children testified against the ice cream man.

The adults fed 'em lies and they regurgitated those lies on the stand.

What was the lawyer's name?

There is a special place in hell for men like Milton Mayfair.

That's my grandpa.

It's okay.

Wait, you saw him — you told us how he's able to do this.

When he was in jail, someone came to visit him.

He said he was a lawyer, but every word out of his mouth was a lie, except for one

promise — that he would help the ice cream man get his revenge on the town.

He was a necromancer.

Someone who raises the dead for a price.

The Ice Cream Man's soul in exchange for his revenge.

The necromancer promised he'd bring him back

with special powers once the kids had grown into adults.

When the town had long forgotten what they'd

done, the ice cream man would remind 'em.

The next day, they found him dead in his cell.

They decided to bury him in an unmarked grave by the sand of the river.

To resurrect him, the necromancer took his place.

He's lyin' there now.

How do we stop the ice cream man?

If we ever get outta here?

Kill the necromancer.

The ice cream man dies with him.

So all we gotta do is kill the necromancer?

But he's not alone.

He lies with a siren that'll alert him if anyone attacks.

So then all we gotta do is kill the siren and then kill the necromancer.

You can't just kill him.

You gotta cut his head off.

Okay, so we kill the siren, then we cut his head off.

Yes, but you must not look at him.

The necromancer can still seduce, even without a head.

Wait — we kill the siren, then decapitate the necromancer,

but we can't even look at him?

Wait, this doesn't make sense.

How would we kill him?

You kill the siren, cut the necromancer's head off,

he'll be wearin' a ceremonial cloak. Do not remove the hood.

Find the ice cream man, take off the hood, make the ice cream

man look into the necromancer's eyes — that'll kill him.

Wait, what about the kids?

Do they just die?

The cursed kids'll sleep, and when they wake up,

they won't remember any of this.

Hide.

I'll distract the ice cream man when he comes for me, you lock the door.

Savin' the three of you is my only shot at redemption.

Now hide!

Okay.

Cruisin' Dominion.

Fugitive parties.

This is real.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Fuck!

Go!

This way!

Come on!

Where is everyone?

Hello?

Hello?

Anyone here?

Who are you?

Jared?

Lizzie, Jared!

Oh, my God!

Told you she'd come back to me.

Really, Chris?

Oh, shit.

Looks like Roger got his bell rung.

He had this bell.

Chris!

Did you get Mom and Dad a voicemail?

There's no answer at their offices.

Well, how 'bout we get the fuck outta here and call 'em on the way?

We're goin' to the cemetery.

Fuckin' ain't right.

We're all gonna be in the cemetery if we don't get the fuck outta here.

No, we know how to stop 'em.

Let's just... Wait!

Wait, where's Tommy?

Tommy!

Tommy!

Would you help with this shit?

What the fuck?

You goin' gold prospecting in the Old West or somethin'?

If you wanna dig up a grave with your bare hands, be my guest.

I guess you're gonna wanna dig up the grave.

Where is everyone?

Adults are hidin' or dead.

Teens who ate it are in some kind of coma.

Mom, kids are missin'.

Did the priest know why the ice cream man's doin' this?

Yeah, it has to do with Grandpa Milton.

He made all the kids lie in court to put him away.

I guess this is his revenge.

Mom and Dad, they testified too.

Yeah.

I told you bein' a lawyer was a fuckin' family curse.

Chris, looks like she needs help.

Oh my God, are you okay?

I killed him!

I killed him!

Do you want a ride?

I killed him!

Sorry, lady!

How're we supposed to find it?

It's an unmarked grave.

There's thousands of 'em.

Wait, what'd you say about the sap by the river?

Well, there's a river maple.

Those things have a ton of sap.

Fuckin' pain in the ass to prune.

Like runnin' a chainsaw.

What?

I take back what I said about you bein' a total retard.

When'd you ever say that?

Oh, I've said it like a zillion times — just never to your face.

I think her exact words were a touch of a tizzle.

Guys, can we please focus on findin' this river maple?

Oh, I see one!

Chris?

Backin' up.

Bad idea!

They're surroundin' us.

Don't stop.

They're gettin' closer, they're gettin' closer!

Oh my gosh!

Chris?

Hit it!

Fuck it!

Fuck it!

Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it!

Holy shit!

That's a fuckin' fire!

Find the grave.

I'll distract him.

Chris, I wanted to... Go!

Help 'em!

Remember — river maple, leakin' sap.

You're brilliant.

Be safe.

Fuck yeah.

What are you doin'?

I see it.

This one?

Pretty sure.

Not a good time to move.

There's no grass.

It's gotta be it.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?!

Get off my fuckin' truck!

Oh my god!

Fuckin' disgusting!

Come on!

Come on!

I just got a key — I'm tailin' him!

Fuckin' kids!

Holy shit.

All right, openin'.

I'll do it.

No.

My family started this.

We're gonna end it.

Hey guys, I need your help.

On the count of three.

Okay.

One, two... Wait, hold on!

Don't do it, it's a trap.

Elliot, what happened?

It wore off.

Not all of the ice cream works.

He set a trap for you.

Don't listen to him.

That's not Elliot.

Come on, 'course it's me.

Everything that comes outta the necromancer's mouth is a lie.

Don't trust him.

Jared, it's dangerous.

Lizzie, make him listen.

If we run, where're we goin'?

We're gettin' outta here.

I know.

But how?

Just trust me.

You gotta come with me before he gets back.

I will — if you tell me one thing.

Anything.

Come on.

What did you call me yesterday when I caught that fly ball?

I called you Jarhead.

I blew the game, Elliot.

Just like you blew it now.

Don't come near him.

I don't have to.

This is the first sentence.

Chris!

Chris, help us!

Dick!

Holy shit!

Lizzie, the pickaxe.

Grab it.

Let's do it.

Chris!

Chris!

Just fuckin' kill her!

It's so tasty, Tommy.

You should try some.

Oh, what's wrong with you?

It's the adults we can't trust.

The ice cream man was right.

He's the only one protectin' us.

He's givin' us powers.

Powers to fight 'em.

So peaceful, Tommy.

He loves us.

I left my life in the month of May.

Wrestled me, rustled me down.

I killed all the squirrels.

In a big and stupid way.

Wrestled me, rustled me down.

Jared?

Jared, wait.

Don't.

No.

I'm gonna kill him.

Don't do it.

What?

Tommy!

Don't look at it!

I'm sorry, Tommy.

No!

No!

Every word outta his mouth was a lie.

Except for one promise.

The ice cream man's soul.

In exchange for his revenge.

Thanks for waterin' the plants for me.

A little pause... and we are back.

You scream, I scream.

We all scream for ice cream.

Dialogue Translation & Timing Creation: Sparta