Original subtitles

THERE WILL BE SOME BUMPS ALONG THE WAY AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY

AS WE MOVE FORWARD BUT I'M COMMITTED TO MAKING CHANGES AROUND HERE.

(Leonard) WHO'S GOING TO BE HANDLING THE HEALTH PORTFOLIO?

NOW THAT YOU'RE SUGGESTING ROGER BE REPLACED.

WHAT ABOUT EDUCATION?

ARE YOU GOING TO REPLACE BOBBY, TOO?

OK, GUYS, JUST, JUST CAN YOU BE PATIENT?

THESE ARE IMPORTANT POSITIONS AND, YES, PEOPLE DO NEED TO BE REPLACED.

WE NEED TO CHANGE ALL THE DEPARTMENT HEADS...

AND ALL OF ANDY'S RELATIVES IN THE BAND OFFICE.

YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST CHANGE AN INFRASTRUCTURE THAT'S EXISTED FOR EIGHT YEARS?

IF YOU DO THAT THIS COMMUNITY WILL COLLAPSE.

THIS COMMUNITY'S IN COLLAPSE!

FROM THE MISMANAGEMENT OF THE T.L.E. MONEY

TO THE UNNECESSARY CUTBACKS IN EDUCATION AND HEALTH...

WHAT ABOUT THE REC CENTRE?

THERE'S GOOD REASON THAT REC CENTRE IS ON HOLD.

ANDY TRIED TO FOLLOW THROUGH BUT THE FUNDING WAS CUT BY OTTAWA.

BULLSHIT! ANDY REDIRECTED THAT MONEY TO FINANCE HIS FANCY TRUCK.

DON'T TRY TO DENY IT. ANDY'S BURIED IT

AND THAT'S WHY INAC PULLED THE FUNDING AND YOU GUYS KNOW IT.

GUYS, PLEASE, OK? JUST-- GREG, CAN YOU SIT?

LET'S JUST TAKE THIS ONE STEP AT A TIME, ALRIGHT?

WE CAN'T KEEP BLAMING OTTAWA FOR ALL OUR PROBLEMS.

IT'S A FLAWED SYSTEM WE HAVE TO NAVIGATE.

WHAT THIS COMMUNITY NEEDS RIGHT NOW IS

GENUINE TRANSPARENCY AND ACCOUNTABILITY.

OF COURSE. SURE.

FIRST THINGS FIRST... UM, LET'S DISCUSS

WHERE WE ARE FINANCIALLY AND WHERE THE MONEY'S BEEN GOING.

One little, two little, three little Indians

Four little, five little, six little Indians

Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians

Ten little Indian tribes

Ten little Indian tribes

PLEASE REMIND ME HOW YOU LOST TO THAT SKINNY BITCH?

I THOUGHT YOU TOOK CARE OF THOSE FAMILIES.

WELL, APPARENTLY IT DIDN'T WORK.

NO.

THEY BOUGHT THAT REFORM STUFF LOCK, STOCK AND BARREL.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

I'M TELLING YOU SHE IS NO LEADER.

SHE HAS NO FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD THAT JOB IS.

SHE HAS NORMA. AND VICTOR. AND THAT NEPOOSE, HA, HA.

WHO SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THAT FIRE, TOO.

NOT TO MENTION CECIL AND HIS FAMILY.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

LOOK.

WE'LL JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH HER FUCK THE WHOLE THING UP.

WE'LL HELP HER ALONG THE WAY.

OH, WHAT A MASTER PLAN.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE GOT OUT OF HERE YEARS AGO.

YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOUR BROTHER.

NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

LOOK, JUST GIVE ME A FEW WEEKS. MAYBE A MONTH.

AND THE BOYS AND I WILL HAVE EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL.

YOU KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE PULLED.

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THAT HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE

BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING WE'LL BOTH REGRET?

HI, HUN!

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT BEFORE HOCKEY? I CAN MAKE YOU SOMETHING.

NO, I'M GOOD.

ARE YOU COMING HOME STRAIGHT AFTER?.

NO.

OH. SEE WHAT YOU DID?

YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER AND I USED TO RIDE HORSES ALONG THAT RIDGE.

THERE WAS A TIME...

WHEN EACH FAMILY WAS GIVEN A SQUARE MILE OF LAND

AND HUNDREDS OF MILES FOR HUNTING.

THOSE FREEDOMS ARE LONG GONE.

NOW NOTHING IS STRAIGHTFORWARD. THERE ARE...

MANY LAYERS TO THE PROBLEMS WE FACE TODAY.

BEING CHIEF ISN'T GOING TO BE EASY.

CECIL, I REALIZE THE RESPONSIBILITY... THE DIFFICULTY...

THEY'RE ALREADY LOOKING AT ME TO MEET THEIR EVERY WHIM...

SOLVE ALL THEIR PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW.

REAL CHANGE IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN OVERNIGHT.

THIS COMMUNITY'S BEEN SICK FOR MANY, MANY YEARS.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M A CHIEF.

I THINK...

THE CREATOR'S GIVEN YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO COUNSEL AND...

AND HEAL HIS COMMUNITY AS A LEADER.

WELL, I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE.

IT'S JUST... THEY HAVE TO WANT TO BE HELPED FIRST.

IN YOUR COUNSELLING EXPERIENCE

DOES AN ADDICT MAKE A TURNAROUND OVERNIGHT?

MOM, WAKE UP.

MOM.

WAKE UP.

(WHISPERS) MOM.

WAKE UP.

(GASPS)

SHOOT.

(WHISPERS) FUCK.

BROWN BREAD.

FUCKING LEONA.

AHHHH...

MMM-HMM.

I THOUGHT YOU QUIT DRINKING.

(SCOFFS)

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. - I AM.

DO YOU THINK I'D WANT TO COME BACK TO THIS SHIT?

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

OH, YEAH... ALRIGHT, GOOD.

I SUPPOSE YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOUR AUNTY LEONA.

NOPE.

HAVE YOU?

SHE'S NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT, YOU KNOW.

FUCK THAT!

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW?

YOU TELL ME.

I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT.

I DON'T NEED YOU...

I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!

(CLAPPING) EXCUSE ME, 'CAUSE THERE HE IS RIGHT ON TIME

CHIEF ANDY FRASER. OR SHOULD I SAY USED-TO-BE CHIEF?

(LAUGHS)

VERY FUCKING FUNNY. IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

YEAH HOW 'BOUT EMASCULATED SORRY-ASS INDIAN

THAT JUST GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY SOME SKINNY BITCH?

IS THAT IT?

GET IT ALL OUT NOW.

YOU ARE JUST A LAME DOG IN THE DITCH NOW, BROTHER.

(SIGHS)

ANDY, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LOSE?

I THOUGHT YOU PAID OFF EVERYONE.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, IT WASN'T ENOUGH, WAS IT?

SO YOU GOT A PLAN?

(SIGHS) SHE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. SHE'S A BLIP ON THE RADAR.

JUST TELL ME, ANDY, THAT YOU GOT THEM FUCKING ACCOUNTS

IN THIRD PARTY NAMES.

COME ON. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A RETARD?

THEY CAN'T LINK THOSE ACCOUNTS TO ME.

HEY, BOSS?

UH, LIQUOR GUY'S HERE.

SO?

WELL, HE, HE NEEDS A CHEQUE.

AH JUST TELL HIM I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE, ALRIGHT?

THANKS, JUMBO.

SO NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR MONEY?

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT THE FUCK I DO FOR MONEY. I'LL GET IT.

YOU KNOW, FIRST IT WAS "DARYL, WAIT 'TIL AFTER THE AUDIT.

THEN THE MONEY WILL START FLOWING AGAIN."

THEN IT WAS WAIT TILL AFTER THE ELECTION.

BUT THE ELECTION'S OVER AND YOU'RE NOT CHIEF.

YOU SEE, THIS WAS THE DEAL:

YOU BRING IN CASH AND CONTRACTORS

YOU GET A PIECE OF THIS PLACE

AND YOU GET A PIECE OF THE NEW PLACE.

BUT RIGHT NOW, BROTHER...

YOU'RE SLIPPIN' IN YOUR OWN SHIT.

SLIPPIN'? I'LL FUCKIN' SLIP YOU.

(LAUGHS)

(CHATTER)

WHY IS THE COOKING CLASS AT THE HEALTH CENTRE CANCELLED THIS WEEK?

ASK THE CHIEF.

HEY, CHIEF. WHY IS THE COOKING CLASS AT THE HEALTH CENTRE CANCELLED THIS WEEK?

I'M LOOKING INTO IT.

BETTER LOOK HARDER.

HEY, CHIEF. MY KEY TO THE BAND OFFICE DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.

ANDY ALWAYS GAVE ME A KEY.

THE LOCKS HAVE BEEN CHANGED AND WE'LL GET YOU A KEY AS SOON AS WE CAN.

WAIT. WHY DO YOU HAVE A KEY?

HEY, HAVE YOU STARTED WITH THOSE NEW BUDGETS YET?

ALL THE DEPARTMENT HEADS NEED THOSE.

HEY.

INAC IS EXPECTING THOSE ASAP.

ALSO FRED NEEDS THE UPDATED B.C.R's.

LEONA!

I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

I'M JUST SAYING ANDY WAS NEVER LATE WITH SUBMITTING ANYTHING TO INAC.

I CAN HELP YOU IF YOU WANT. OKAY.

LEONA, YOU TOLD ME IF YOU WERE ELECTED

YOU WERE GOING TO FIX MY FUCKING HOUSE.

OKAY? LET'S GET THAT GOING, HUH?

I'LL HAVE HOUSING LOOK INTO IT, CRYSTAL.

WE'LL GET ON YOUR HOUSE AS SOON AS WE CAN, OK?

MORE BULLSHIT, SAME RUNAROUND.

EVERYONE, LET'S HAVE SOME PATIENCE HERE.

GIVE HER SOME TIME.

YEAH, RIGHT.

I JUST NEED A KEY.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

YEAH

IT'S HUMAN NATURE. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS EXPECTING THINGS

TO GET BETTER... AND STAY THE SAME.

ISN'T THAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY?

NO, THAT'S DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER

AND EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS.

I'M GOING INSANE TRYING TO KEEP UP.

WELL, HANG IN THERE, THINGS WILL GET BETTER.

THANKS, VICTOR.

WE COULD USE SOME POSITIVITY AROUND HERE.

HOW'S THINGS GOING WITH YOUR WIFE AND VICTORIA?

(SIGHS) I DON'T KNOW.

THEY'RE SET UP IN A HOUSE NEAR THE COLLEGE.

DO YOU GO SEE THEM?

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ME.

MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDS SOME TIME.

SHE MOVED IN WITH ANOTHER GUY.

(Country song on radio) ...ANOTHER, FOR FOREVER

IS A LONG, LONG TIME...

HEY, GAIL!

GAIL!

HEY, LET ME GIVE YOU A RIDE.

I DON'T NEED A RIDE.

UGH.

I'M OKAY.

HOW ABOUT...

I BUY YOU LUNCH?

A HAM SANDWICH, YOUR FAVORITE?

HAM?

YEAH... I COULD GO FOR THAT.

ALRIGHT. C'MON.

UM...

CAN I SMOKE IN YOUR TRUCK?

NOPE.

ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO TELL ME THIS IS EVERYTHING?

WHERE ARE THE PREVIOUS AUDITS?

WHERE ARE THE BANK RECORDS?

IT SHOULD ALL BE THERE.

MAYBE ASK THE NEW CHIEF.

YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO AWAY.

YOU GUYS CAN'T JUST BURY THIS THIS TIME.

THERE HAS TO BE MORE.

OH, YEAH...

THIS ONE, TOO.

IT'S THE LATEST AUDIT.

TWO PAGES!

IT'S ALL IN THERE.

NO NEED TO LOOK FOR GHOSTS.

THE COMPANY WAS CONSULTED AND PAID.

NOW WHY ISN'T ANYTHING HAPPENING?

ANDY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT ANYMORE

AND IF WE NEED TO, WE'LL HAVE OUR LAWYER LOOK INTO IT.

HI.

YOU'RE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.

WHAT'S UP?

I PICKED UP GAIL TODAY.

SHE WAS JUST HAMMERED.

BEFORE LUNCH.

(INTERCOM) THE BANK IS ON ONE

AND FRED NEEDS THOSE UPDATED B.C.R's RIGHT AWAY.

TELL THEM I'LL CALL THEM BACK IN A BIT

AND TELL FRED FOR THE TENTH TIME I'LL GET THOSE TO HIM TOMORROW.

SHE NEEDS SOMETHING TO DO. MAYBE...

...THERE'S SOMETHING SHE CAN DO AROUND HERE?

ANYTHING.

SHE NEEDS TO KEEP HER MIND OFF NATALIE.

GIVE HER SOME PURPOSE.

I CAN JUST HEAR IT:

"NOW SHE'S HIRED HER SISTER."

THOSE SAME PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING.

GAIL NEEDS TO BE AROUND PEOPLE.

FAMILY.

OKAY. I'LL TALK TO HER TONIGHT.

(INTERCOM) SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.

(KNOCKING) HEY!

UM...

AND YOU'RE IN A MEETING.

CECIL, THIS IS CHRIS. CHRIS, CECIL.

- CHRIS. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.

- WHAT THE F...? - WHAT?

I WANTED TO POP IN AND SEE WHAT THE NEW CHIEF WAS UP TO.

CUTE.

I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF TO DO.

I BARELY SEE YOU ANYMORE.

YOU'RE ALWAYS OUT HERE.

YOU NEED A BREAK.

A BREAK!

LET'S TAKE A WEEK OFF.

I CAN'T TAKE A BREAK. CHRIS, I JUST GOT HERE.

THIS IS WHAT I DO NOW.

IT'S NOT AN EASY TRANSITION.

I'M TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE.

I'M TRYING TO BE UNDERSTANDING, BUT REALLY

A PART-TIME ONCE-A-MONTH GIRLFRIEND ISN'T MY IDEA OF A RELATIONSHIP.

EDWARD IS ON TWO AND HE WANTS

THE BUDGET PROJECTIONS FOR THE REC CENTRE.

TELL THEM THAT VICTOR'S HANDLING THAT NOW.

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ABANDONING YOUR LIFE IN THE CITY.

YOUR FRIENDS MISS YOU. YOUR OLD CLIENTS MISS YOU.

NO. CHRIS, I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO THIS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

I JUST WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU.

IT'S TIME FOR THE REC CENTRE MEETING.

OKAY.

I WILL COME INTO THE CITY TOMORROW...

...AND WE'LL GO OUT FOR DINNER AND WE'LL TALK, OKAY? NO.

NO?

I WILL MAKE DINNER AT THE LOFT, OKAY? OKAY.

VICTOR! HEY.

UM... VICTOR, CHRIS. CHRIS, VICTOR.

HEY.

- OKAY, I'M GOING TO LET YOU TWO GET TO IT. - OKAY.

UM, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

OKAY.

NICE MEETING YOU, VICTOR.

OKAY. LET'S... YEAH. (CLEARS THROAT)

AND SHE'S FUCKING SITTING THERE ASKING ME

IF I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING "TRANSPARENT"...

AND COOPERATE.

YEAH. THEN I SAID "OF COURSE, WHY WOULDN'T WE?"

YOU SHOULD'VE SAID, "SURE, HERE'S THE KEYS TO ANDY'S HOUSE.

YOU CAN GO OVER AND PICK UP ALL THE MISSING DOCUMENTS

AND BRING THAT PUNK BITCH VICTOR WITH YOU."

YOU GUYS DID BRING ALL THE BANK STATEMENTS AND THE CANCELLED CHEQUES

FROM THE WOLF WILLOW DEAL, RIGHT?

I THINK THERE WAS TWO OR THREE BOXES IN THE STORAGE ROOM.

THE ONES MARKED "BINGO"?

ARE YOU SHITTING ME, LEONARD?

CHIEF...

THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE SHE CAN USE AGAINST US.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

I DON'T WANT VICTOR SNIFFING AROUND THERE. HE'S A CRAFTY LITTLE FUCK

AND IF HE TURNS THOSE DOCUMENTS OVER TO INAC

WE ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE COMPLETE SHIT.

YOU WANT US TO PICK THEM UP TOO?

NO, LEONARD, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE THEM OUT IN THE DRIVEWAY

SO WE CAN ALL GO TO JAIL, YOU SILLY SON OF A BITCH.

YES, PICK THE FUCKIN' THINGS UP!

(LAUGHING)

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND!

(MOANS)

(SNICKERING)

MO MO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST CHILL.

MAN, LET'S GO DO SOMETHING.

YEAH.

WE HAVE A SOCIAL TEST. WE DO?

LET'S GO BLOW THIS TEST, MAN.

YEAH.

WE'VE MISSED ENOUGH ALREADY. I NEED TO WRITE THIS.

I'M NOT BLOWING IT OFF. WE'LL DO SOMETHING AFTER.

YEAH? LIKE WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING.

WELL (SIGHS)... ME...

I'M JUST GOING TO SLURP MY SLURPEE.

UGH.

FUCK.

YOU WAITING FOR THE MAID TO CLEAN UP?

(SCOFFS)

(SIGHS. GRUNTS)

HEY, GAIL, WE AGREED TO LIVE HERE TOGETHER...

...BUT I THINK WE NEED TO SET SOME GROUND RULES.

(SARCASTICALLY) YEAH, OKAY. RIGHT AWAY.

ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TODAY?

NORMA'S BEEN, UH, BUGGING ME TO CUT HER HAIR. MIGHT DO THAT.

- OR NOT. - NO, YOU SHOULD.

GET YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOUSE. START DOING SOMETHING.

CECIL TOLD ME THAT YOU WENT FOR LUNCH WITH HIM YESTERDAY.

I THINK THAT'S GREAT. YOU SHOULD BE... DOING STUFF.

GET YOUR MIND OFF OF THINGS.

OH, REALLY?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UH, TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT?

ADDICTIONS COUNSELLOR SLASH FUCKING CHIEF SLASH FUCKING KNOW-IT-ALL.

HOW LONG IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO MOURN A DEAD DAUGHTER?

WE ALL MISS NATALIE.

ANGEL, HONEY, I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOUR LEGS

MAKE AN ASS OUT OF THEMSELVES.

- ANDY. - MY, MY, MY, MY, MY.

ANDY.

STOP-- ANDY!

FUCK!

IF DARYL SEES ME HE'LL FUCKING FIRE ME.

NOW SMARTEN UP.

WELL, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN HERE, THEN?

CUTE.

ANGEL...

...COME CLOSER TO DADDY. I WON'T HURT YOU. I PROMISE.

HMM.

PRETTY PLEASE?

IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE I AM GOING TO STICK MY SPIKE...

IN YOUR BALLS.

SEE THAT'S THE KIND OF TALK I LIKE.

I'LL, UH, COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE WITH CHINESE FOOD LATER, IF YOU WANT.

IT'D BE JUST THE TWO OF US THERE.

OH. HOW ABOUT THAT?

- (GIGGLES) - HUH?

MMM...

REALLY?

GET YOUR ASS TO THAT MEETING.

NOW.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

JUST REMEMBER YOUR LITTLE DIME STORE HOOKER WORKS FOR ME.

YEAH, WELL, I DON'T.

I SHOULD'VE JUST LEFT THAT LITTLE DISH RAG ON THE STREET.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T FUCKING HER, ANDY.

WHAT DO YOU CARE?

OTHER THAN THE FACT YOU GET MY ASS SHUT DOWN FOR THE CRAP YOU'RE PULLING?

JUST GET THE MONEY FLOWING AGAIN ALRIGHT? QUIT PISSING AROUND!

IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?

LOOK, PAL. I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHERE YOU STICK YOUR DICK.

JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THIS, ALRIGHT?

WE NEED THE CASH, WE NEED IT NOW.

IF THIS DEAL TANKS, WE'RE FUCKED.

YOU AND ME, WE'RE BOTH FUCKED.

SO I WAS THINKING, UH,

MAYBE YOU COULD COME AND HELP ME IN THE BAND OFFICE.

YEAH, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK ME TO COME STRAIGHTEN OUT THOSE BOOKS. HA!

NOTHING TOO HEAVY TO START JUST A COUPLE HOURS...

YOU KNOW? GET YOU BUSY.

I COULD REALLY USE SOME FRIENDLY FACES AROUND THERE.

(LAUGHS)

AND THAT'S THE FRIENDLIEST FACE OF ALL.

WELL...

I... I SHOULD REALLY CHECK MY SCHEDULE.

OH. IS, IS YOUR DANCE CARD FULL?

MAN, THAT TEST SUCKED. I DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF THE ANSWERS.

- DID YOU? - NO.

HEY, CARLA. WE WROTE THE TEST IT'S TIME FOR SOME FUN.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE AIN'T BROKE INTO GAIL'S HOUSE BEFORE.

YEAH, BUT LEONA LIVES THERE NOW. IT'S DIFFERENT.

LOOK. I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S SOMETHING THERE.

AND I SEE GAIL DRUNK EVERY DAY.

PLUS, THERE AIN'T NO MORE SHIT ANYWHERE.

- THERE'S NOTHING. - DON'T YOU HAVE ANY BOOZE LEFT?

I ALREADY TOLD YOU MY BRO'S IN THE HOSPITAL, SICK AS A DOG.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS

BUT I'M FUCKING SICK OF THAT DIRTY GAS.

HURTS MY NOSE.

I'LL GO STEAL SOME BOOZE FROM MY HOUSE.

DO IT UP.

YOU KNOW WHAT? QUIT BEING A CHICKEN SHIT.

WE'LL BE IN AND OUT AND NO ONE WILL KNOW.

FUCKING BABY, I'MMA SHAKE YOU!

THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

I NEED THIS DONE RIGHT AWAY.

HAVE A SEAT.

OKAY.

OKAY?

GEEZ, I HOPE I DON'T FUCK IT UP.

I KNOW IT'S NOT WHAT YOU MASTERED IN BUT

GOTTA START SOMEWHERE BEFORE YOU RUN THE PLACE, RIGHT?

YEAH, I GUESS. (CELLPHONE RINGS)

SO... HMM.

HEY.

I'M GOOD. I'M JUST FINISHING UP HERE.

YES, I WILL MEET YOU LATER AND, NO, I WON'T BE LATE.

OK...

BYE.

OH, HEY, UM, YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA ASK YOU...

WHAT'S IT LIKE FUCKING A WHITE GUY?

GAIL!

I'M JUST CURIOUS.

YOU GOT THIS?

WHA-- (LAUGHS) YEAH, YEAH.

I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE YOU HOME LATER.

I'M GOING INTO THE CITY TONIGHT. MAYBE VICTOR CAN GIVE YOU A RIDE?

YEAH, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. OKAY.

THESE NEED TO BE DONE BY TOMORROW MORNING, OKAY?

YEAH, YEAH...

THANKS.

HEY. YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER MY QUESTION!

- GAIL! - IS IT TRUE THEY'RE ROMANTIC? (LAUGHS)

AH... SHIT.

WHAT THE HELL?

(GIGGLING)

NO ONE'S THERE.

I TOLD YOU THEY DON'T LOCK THE DOOR. THERE'S FUCK ALL TO STEAL HERE.

LET'S JUST GO. THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

LET'S JUST GET THE BOOZE AND BOUNCE.

YEAH, LET'S CHECK THE BEDROOM.

THERE'S NOTHING HERE, OKAY? LET'S JUST GO.

FUCK. SOMEONE'S HERE.

WOULD YOU JUST RELAX? NOBODY'S HERE.

YOU'RE TRIPPING UP.

FUCK.

UGH, GAIL.

(GASPS)

GAIL?

(VOCALISING)

HEY, GAIL.

(VOCALISING)

GAIL?

GAIL...

SHIT! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

AH, I'M THE NEW ENVELOPE STUFFER.

NEED SOME HELP?

OH, NO. NO, THAT'S OKAY. I'VE GOT ALL NIGHT.

ALRIGHT, WELL, I'M GOING TO BE TAKING OFF SOON IF YOU NEED A RIDE.

I THINK I'LL BE GOOD HERE.

GET THAT NEW TRUCK, YET?

I DON'T KNOW, IT'S KIND OF A GAS GUZZLER.

BUT THE OLD LADY AND THE KIDS LIKE IT.

I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL GREEN, THAT SHIT.

WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS GOT THERE?

JUST SOME OLD BINGO BOXES.

YEAH, FROM OLD BINGOS.

BINGO, MY ASS.

(SCUFFLING)

HEY, STOP, STOP!

LEONARD, LEONARD!

- STOP! - STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS.

YOU, TOO.

FUCKING PANSY.

HOLY SHIT.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

I DUNNO, THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING.

WHAT?

I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY BUT I HAVE A GOOD IDEA.

MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL LEONA OR SOMETHING.

WHAT'S SHE GOING TO DO? SHE'S IN THE CITY.

IT'S OKAY.

SHIT...

WHAT THE FUCK.

FUCKING BUZZ-KILL, MAN.

YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.

THOSE CLOWNS ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE WOLF WILLOW ACCOUNT RECORDS.

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY COULD TIE

ANDY AND THEM TO THE MISSING T.L.E. MONIES.

WELL, WE SHOULD TELL LEONA.

SHE'S GOT TO KNOW.

KNOW WHAT?

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT WE COULD PROVE ANYWAY.

THESE FILES ARE SO CONFUSING AND TWISTED

CAN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE OF THEM.

WELL...

I'M SORRY.

IT'S JUST... I JUST DON'T KNOW

HOW WE'RE GOING TO GET ANY ANSWERS.

WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. LEONA WILL FIGURE THIS OUT.

SHIT. IF THIS STUFF KEEPS HAPPENING

I'M GONNA NEED SOME DANGER PAY.

SHIT!

(LAUGHTER)

YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! I THINK LEONA SAW US.

IF SHE DID WE'RE FUCKING DEAD.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, CARLA.

LEONA? SHE'S SOFT, MAN. WHAT'S SHE GOING TO DO?

COUNSEL US TO DEATH?

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO... IS WE SHOULD GO TO THE...

LET'S GO TO THE DUMP. YOUR HIDEOUT.

YOU GO GRAB THAT BOOZE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GRAB

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY LEFT SOME GAS.

I WANT TO GET HIGH, DO YOU?

WAKE THE FUCK UP. THIS SHIT IS SCARING ME.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'LL PROTECT YOU

KEEP YOU SAFE WATCH OVER YOU.

YOU'RE SO SAD!

HEY. HOW'RE YOU DOING?

I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME.

LOOK. I JUST WANT TO TALK TO VICTORIA.

JUST LET ME TALK TO HER.

CAN I TALK TO HER, PLEASE?

CAN I TALK TO HER, PLEASE?

YEAH, IT'S IN THE MAIL, OKAY?

HEY, SWEETIE.

HEY. HOW YOU DOING?

THAT'S GOOD.

WELL, DADDY'S GOING TO COME SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND, OKAY?

YEAH, WE'LL HAVE A SLEEPOVER.

YEAH.

OKAY.

OKAY.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

(CHOKING UP) ALRIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.

'KAY.

(LOCKS DOOR)

I'M TAKING OFF. YOU COMING?

AH, NO. LEONA WANTS ME TO FINISH THIS UP BY TOMORROW SO...

ALRIGHT. IF YOU WANT I CAN HELP.

OH, NO, NO, YOU GO AHEAD YOU GO AHEAD, UM...

YOU SHOULD REALLY GET THAT LOOKED AT.

YEAH. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

YEAH.

UH...

YOU WANNA LOCK UP FOR ME? YEAH.

THANKS. SEE YA.

SEE YA.

MMH!

(LAUGHING)

ARE YOU SERIOUS? HOLY...

I AM SO OUT OF THE LOOP.

I'M HEADING TO DINNER WITH CHRIS RIGHT NOW.

WE CAN MEET AFTER IF YOU WANT.

...WILL IT ALL BE OVER BEFORE IT BEGINS

WILL IT ALL BE OVER BEFORE IT BEGINS

MARIE HAS BEEN ALL OVER ME

TO GET YOU TO CALL HER.

I JUST TALKED TO HER ON THE WAY OVER.

MAYBE WE COULD MEET HER AND JESSE AFTER?

I WAS... HOPING FOR SOME ALONE TIME.

WE ARE ALONE.

(CHUCKLES) FUNNY.

(POPS CORK) WHOA! (GIGGLES)

(CLEARS THROAT)

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

FINALLY... TO ALONE TIME.

(LOUD CLANGING OF GLASSES)

(LAUGHTER)

(NATALIE) I THINK YOU'RE FUCKING THOSE UP.

YEAH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.

I'M NOT THAT DEAD.

I'M TALKING TO YOU.

YEAH...

YEAH, YOU KEEP SAYING.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME...

LEONA WAS SO HAMMERED SHE DROVE DAD'S CAR RIGHT INTO THE HOUSE?

(LAUGHS) ALMOST PUT YOU THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!

(LAUGHTER)

YOU STILL HAVE THAT SCAR. (LAUGHTER SOFTENING)

FUCK, WAS THAT FUNNY.

WAIT.

WE WERE JUST KIDS.

YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN YET.

HOW IS THAT FUNNY?

I'M JUST SAYING...

IT WAS COOL... LITTLE SISTER.

SMASH! CRASH!

(GIGGLES)

FUCK, WAS DAD MAD.

HE'S NOT YOUR DAD.

YOU USED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

LOOK AT HER NOW...

BIG CHIEF.

SHE COULD PROBABLY KICK YOUR ASS.

I DOUBT IT.

SHE'S SO FUCKING SKINNY.

AND YOU'RE SO FUCKING HAMMERED.

ANYBODY COULD KICK YOUR ASS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WHADDA YOU WANT!

HEY, CHIEF.

HEY, BOYS.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?

IT'S ALL IN THERE.

YUP. WE ALMOST FUCKED THAT BITCH VICTOR UP.

GAIL TRIED GETTIN' IN THERE, TOO.

- GAIL? - YEAH.

LENNY, UH, SPLIT VICTOR'S LIP WIDE OPEN.

YOU GUYS GOT EVERYTHING?

OH, YEAH.

YOU SURE?

I'M SURE.

DID YOU, UH, LEAVE GAIL THAT BOTTLE OF JUICE?

YEAH, RIGHT ON THE PHOTOCOPIER. SHE CAN'T MISS IT.

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT THE... ?

WHAT THE FUCK?

THESE AREN'T THE WOLF WILLOW BANK RECORDS.

(STAMMERING)

WHERE'S ALL THE BANK STATEMENTS?

THE REC CENTRE INVOICES? THE CANCELLED CHEQUES?

YOU GUYS GOT THE WRONG FUCKING BOXES!!

THESE ARE BINGO CARDS!

THAT'S IT. WE'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL.

YOU HAVE THE FIRST BITE.

NO, NO, I'M STUFFED.

I HOPE NOT TOO STUFFED.

WE WERE GOING TO MEET MARIE...

WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN WEEKS.

C'MON, I... I HAVE NEEDS.

(LAUGHS) WELL, THAT'S ORIGINAL.

I DO!

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

HMM?

IS THIS A RELATIONSHIP OR NOT?

CHRIS...

YOU KNOW WHAT--

BEING CHIEF IS NOTHING LIKE BEING AN ADDICTIONS COUNSELLOR.

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW COMPLEX IT IS.

I'M THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF THE LARGEST COUNSELLING FACILITY.

I MAKE TIME FOR YOU.

IT'S A CHOICE.

(CORK POPS)

CHRIS, I'M DOING MY BEST.

CAN YOU PLEASE BE PATIENT?

I HAVE BEEN PATIENT.

ALL THROUGH THE TIME AND NOT BE ABLE TO SEE YOU...

THE ELECTION...

THE ENDLESS COUNCIL MEETINGS...

I MISS WHAT WE HAD.

I MISS YOU STAYING OVER.

(LAUGHTER)

DO YOU MISS ANY OF THAT?

YES. I DO.

I AM....

WIPED AND I AM ASKING YOU...

JUST TO GIVE ME SOME TIME TO SORT IT ALL OUT. CAN YOU DO THAT?

I WANT TO BE THAT GUY.

I WANT TO BE THAT GUY... WHO HAS IT ALL.

THE COUPLE... THAT HAS IT ALL.

SO WE JUST NEED TO FIND SOME BALANCE.

DO I HAVE A CHOICE ON THAT ONE?

DEPENDS ON HOW BAD YOU WANT THAT ALONE TIME.

BAD. (LAUGHTER)

FUCK SAKES.

I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF.

WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE NEW KEYS?

ONLY VICTOR, NORMA AND THE CHIEF DO.

WELL WE NEED THOSE BOXES AND WE NEED 'EM NOW.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR, UH, LOCKSMITH BUDDY?

WHERE THE FUCK'S HE AT?

HEY, SOMEBODY'S COMING OUT SOMEBODY'S COMING OUT.

HA, HA, HOLY FUCK!

YOU WANNA GO?

(ANDY) OH... GOODNESS.

GEEZ, OKAY.

(ANDY) WATCH, WATCH THIS.

LOCK THE DOOR, C'MON YOU CAN DO IT

C'MON, HONEY.

YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT.

OH, WATCH IT... CAREFUL.

OHH. (LAUGHTER)

SHIT. I GUESS WE WON'T BE NEEDING A LOCKSMITH NOW.

I GUESS THAT "26ER" DID THE TRICK, HUH?

(LAUGHS)