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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,683 - OK. - OK. Here we go. 2 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,060 OK. 3 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:23,023 Hold on. 4 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:25,484 One more time. 5 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,530 Wait! Slower, slower, slower... 6 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,365 One more time. 7 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,870 - Uh-huh! - And then just one time. 8 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,375 Uh-huh. 9 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,834 And now the hard part! 10 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,630 No! 11 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:50,384 One, two, three, four, bam-bam... 12 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,348 - You got it? - Yes. 13 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:58,099 And now's the best part. 14 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,811 Yeah. 15 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,604 - OK, OK, OK... Ready? - One more time, together. 16 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,023 - Wait... Are you ready? - Two hands, 17 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:06,983 - and then... - Yep. 18 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,365 Yeah, perfect. Perfect. You can do it. 19 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:14,700 You're so flexible. 20 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,369 OK. OK. One more time. 21 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,872 Uh... 22 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,248 Yeah! 23 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,462 - Yeah! - Yeah... 24 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:39,307 I missed a bit. 25 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:40,726 One more, one more. 26 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,230 - Ugh. - Whoops! 27 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:53,572 One more time. 28 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:03,081 It's perfect! 29 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,151 That was great. 30 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,861 Great work. 31 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:34,320 Sounding... 32 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,533 Yeah, sounding really good. 33 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,034 Um... 34 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,579 Maybe, uh... play it a couple more times, 35 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,624 just for practice, but... good job. 36 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,376 Oh... 37 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,382 Stupid fucking thing! 38 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,011 OK. 39 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,563 No. 40 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,484 Come on... Oh! 41 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,695 Fuck me. 42 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:21,451 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you 43 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,955 ♪ Tell me, do you love me, too? 44 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,499 ♪ I'm confessing that I need you 45 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,209 {\an8}♪ Honest, I do 46 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,795 {\an8}♪ Every single moment 47 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,340 ♪ In your eyes, I read such strange things 48 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:38,885 ♪ But your lips deny they're true 49 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,429 ♪ Will your answer really change things? 50 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,139 ♪ Making me blue 51 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,851 ♪ Making me blue 52 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:49,104 ♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 53 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:52,691 {\an8}♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 54 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,152 {\an8}♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 55 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,781 ♪ All in life on you depends 56 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:02,951 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me? 57 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:06,496 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain 58 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:10,834 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you, over again 59 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,378 ♪ Over again 60 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,646 {\an8}♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 61 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:34,190 {\an8}♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 62 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,443 ♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 63 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:41,197 ♪ All in life on you depends 64 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,325 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me 65 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:48,204 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain? 66 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:52,375 {\an8}♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 67 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,170 {\an8}♪ Over again 68 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:59,340 ♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 69 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,010 ♪ Over again 70 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,306 ♪ Sweet lover 71 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,975 ♪ Sweet lover 72 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,604 ♪ Sweet lover ♪ 73 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,460 Shoes off, please. 74 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,339 Oh... 75 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,800 Will you please remind me why you got me this bike? 76 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,052 - What? - This bike. Why? 77 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:47,347 Core strength. Spine health. Remember what the doctor said. 78 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,515 You were supposed to fold it. 79 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,435 The whole point of a folding bike - it folds. 80 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,605 This thing is fucking impossible to fold. 81 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,481 Do you know how hard this is to fold? 82 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,441 It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. 83 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,526 It's way less convenient than a normal bike. 84 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,738 Also, the wheels, they're so little. 85 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,740 It's like I gotta pedal four times 86 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:08,034 to get one normal wheel rotation out of it. 87 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,995 You have to practice, maybe. 88 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,833 Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 89 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,501 No, she's not here. 90 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:19,295 - Where is she? - She's, uh... at a sleepover. 91 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,882 - Where? - At Sadie's. 92 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,717 I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. 93 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,176 Oh, it was sort of last minute. 94 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,722 Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 95 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,807 I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 96 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,183 I mean, she's fine. 97 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,227 I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 98 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,855 There are no men or weapons in the home. 99 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,232 You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? 100 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:41,651 - Yeah, of course - "Of course"? 101 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,030 Sadie's fucking crazy. 102 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,865 Mm... 103 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:49,868 Whoa... holy shit! 104 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,619 My God, look at all this cheese! 105 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,413 No! No, no... Leave it, leave it, leave it...! 106 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,748 Not yet! Not yet. Not... Not yet. 107 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,249 What is all this? What is that... 108 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,752 - What is that smell? - I'm making a soufflé. 109 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,295 You're making a soufflé, 110 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,838 and there's 200 pounds of cheese? 111 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,090 Is there, like, an event? Are we expecting people? 112 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:07,093 - Our neighbors. - Which neighbors? 113 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:10,221 Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 114 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,182 You have mentioned 115 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,893 that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. 116 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,770 You for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. 117 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,104 Why didn't you ask me about this? 118 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,605 I did. 119 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,982 Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? 120 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,608 I told you yesterday. 121 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,235 Well, telling me and asking me 122 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,112 are actually two very different things. 123 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,156 And if I'm being honest, I... I don't even think you told me. 124 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,909 It's not like you listen to anything that I say anyway. 125 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,078 Oh, fuck, did you forget the wine? 126 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,704 - What wine? - I... I texted you. 127 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,331 I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. 128 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,917 - What are you doing? Stop! - I'm eating a pickle. 129 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,294 I couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle. 130 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,379 Now you're not gonna eat my soufflé. 131 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,506 And we have no wine. This is a nightmare! 132 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,259 - It's not a fucking nightmare. - What? 133 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,677 Nothing. 134 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,596 Can you please just clean up your office? 135 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,556 It's... It's just such an eyesore. 136 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,516 Can you please call the neighbors 137 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,643 and tell 'em to come another time? 138 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,063 - No. - "No". 139 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,816 It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 140 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,609 They're coming in ten fucking mi... 141 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,361 Why didn't you tell me any of this? 142 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,321 Because we've been talking about them coming for six months, OK? 143 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:10,323 And they've been so nice about all our noise 144 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,658 - from the renovation. - "Our" noise? 145 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,245 Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 146 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,704 That's nuts! 147 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,498 You're making a soufflé for these people now? 148 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,208 - What is happening here? - She said she wanted to see it. 149 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,835 She just wants to see it now that it's done, 150 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,087 and she's very nice. They're very, very... 151 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,505 You know, they seem cool. 152 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:29,384 And she just... She has, like, presence, and... 153 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,428 She's so... She's so pretty. 154 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,014 Yeah, she's fine. 155 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,850 But he is a fucking weirdo, OK? 156 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,476 Every time I'm in the elevator with him, 157 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,270 it's, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. 158 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,897 - You know what I mean? - That's just what people do. 159 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,189 He's asking me questions, 160 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,732 and he wants me to ask him questions. 161 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,401 And the eye contact is off the charts. 162 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,820 Yeah. That's called a conversation, Joe. 163 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:50,906 What is this? 164 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,616 What? That's a rug. 165 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,576 - It's new. - Yeah. 166 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,080 Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? 167 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,581 - Oh, my God! - How much was this rug? 168 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,292 - You are so predictable. - I'm predictable? 169 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,460 You bought a whole rug to impress strangers. 170 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,171 Isn't that a little bit more predictable? 171 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,548 I could've seen that coming a mile away. 172 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,176 Can we please do a reset? 173 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,635 A what? 174 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,387 Can you leave and come back in again? 175 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,181 - Is this from a podcast? - Yes, it is. Does it matter? 176 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,099 You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 177 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,601 - Yes. Please do that for me. - No, it's fucking silly. 178 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,270 Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. 179 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,563 - Would that be OK? - Fine. 180 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,648 - I will do that for you, OK? - Great. 181 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,025 - Here we go. - Thank you. 182 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,152 Yeah. Thank you. This will fix everything. 183 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,914 - Hi, I'm home. - Hi. 184 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,000 Oh, how's it going? 185 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,502 - Great. - Cool. 186 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,965 Any, uh... Any plans for tonight? 187 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,508 Yeah. Uh, our neighbors are coming over. 188 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,219 Neighbors? Oh, man. I love them. 189 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,262 Especially how chatty and inquisitive they are. 190 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,848 It's so cool. They're super cool. 191 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,310 But maybe you could call 'em and ask them to come another night, 192 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:05,771 'cause I'm just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 193 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,649 - No! - "No"? 194 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,276 - No! - What the fuck? 195 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,112 No. It would be rude. They're literally on their way. 196 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,863 - What do you mean, "rude"? - That's crazy. 197 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,866 - I thought we were gonna reset. - So did I. 198 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,658 - You said the same shit. - So did you. 199 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,410 Can we put curtains on this window? 200 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,037 I don't like how they can see right into our apartment. 201 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,830 No, I like the light. 202 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,503 I got this special ham, you know, 203 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,755 'cause she's from Spain, so, it's... 204 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,257 It's not actually ham, it's jamón. 205 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,967 I can't have any of this cheese? 206 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,927 Please don't eat the cheese. I worked so hard on that. 207 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,345 Can you just wait, and then they'll come, 208 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:38,763 and you'll eat cheese, 209 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,098 and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. 210 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,766 I'd smoke weed in here if you let me. 211 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,936 No, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 212 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,939 You know what? 213 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,400 I actually think it's really cool 214 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,610 that they're coming over tonight. 215 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:56,114 - Why? - Because... 216 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,199 ...I can finally talk to 'em about the noise. 217 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,161 - No, Joe, we made a deal. - What deal? 218 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,912 That we weren't gonna say anything. 219 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,748 Yeah. Well, you know what? I changed my mind. 220 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,126 God! It's none of our business 221 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,503 what they do in the privacy of their own home. 222 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:13,214 None of our business that every night we get waken up 223 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,925 by floor-shaking animal fucking? 224 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,427 How is that none of our business? 225 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,137 How is that none of our fucking business? 226 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,140 She is having just spectacular orgasms up there. 227 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,891 Are you aware of how difficult that is for a woman? 228 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,435 Doesn't seem that hard for her! 229 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,978 What, is she your role model now? 230 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,438 Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 231 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,939 She's your come role model? 232 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,441 - That's great. - Yeah. 233 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,776 Can we please just paint this room already? 234 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,611 Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe, so no. 235 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,989 It's the same color. Pick a color. Who cares? 236 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,740 It's not the same color. 237 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,326 Remember I almost said something to 'em in the elevator that day? 238 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,868 I was so close to saying something. 239 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,870 Oh, I wish I'd said something that day. 240 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,707 I do. I remember that we decided we were not gonna say anything. 241 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,875 Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't get any worse. 242 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,336 And you know what happened right after that 243 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,088 is it got much, much, much, much worse. 244 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,465 They were gonna crash through the ceiling the other day! 245 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,883 Joe! We are not saying anything. 246 00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,802 Why not? They're cool, right? 247 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,221 You keep saying how cool they are. 248 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,930 So, maybe if I bring it up, 249 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,683 we can finally get to the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 250 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,560 Is he the whimperer and she's the growler, 251 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,312 or is she the whimperer and he's the growler? 252 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,939 Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, 253 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,774 and I'll tell them to knock it the fuck off. 254 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,194 It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. 255 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,029 I'm the one who's uncomfortable. 256 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,864 If our neighbors were waking us up 257 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,824 every night at four in the morning by blasting music 258 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,243 and I said something about it to them, 259 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,910 wouldn't that be completely reasonable? 260 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,496 It's the exact same thing, 261 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,123 but it's even more justified 'cause it's fucking! 262 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:31,959 Just don't say anything. Just not tonight. Please! 263 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,425 This shirt, is this also new? 264 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,427 Yes. 265 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,846 Well, it's nice. It looks... looks really good on you. 266 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,432 Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 267 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,934 I just did tell you that. 268 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,187 God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. 269 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,772 I didn't forget the wine. 270 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,233 I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 271 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,318 and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. 272 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,154 Oh! Do we have anything nice to drink? 273 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,905 No, there's nothing to drink. 274 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,407 We should probably call them and tell them not to come over. 275 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,824 Look, we have this, this thing. Is this weird? 276 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,201 Yes, it's weird. What is this? New Year's? 277 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,911 We're popping champagne with these people? 278 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,704 It's fine, look. We'll pre-pop it, 279 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,873 so by the time they get here, it'll be, you know, fizzed out, 280 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,625 and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. 281 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,253 Can't you see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 282 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,880 What the fuck do you mean? I just made this whole soufflé. 283 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,674 - Did you see this thing? - Yes. 284 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,634 Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 285 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,469 It's gonna be fucking beautiful if you'd just shut the fuck up! 286 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,180 I'm gonna make this very simple. 287 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,847 Either you tell 'em not to come, or I'm gonna bring up 288 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,891 the screaming, groaning fucking noises. 289 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,476 What? 290 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,728 - Was that an ultimatum? - Yeah. The choice is yours. 291 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,730 I'm sorry. 292 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,316 You're gonna bring up the fucking? 293 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,152 - Yeah. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 294 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,155 Do you even understand how hard it is 295 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,115 - for a woman to come that hard? - Yes, I do, 296 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,451 'cause you've mentioned it 100 times in the last 3 minutes. 297 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,035 'Cause I don't think you get it. 298 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,206 I don't think you really understand how difficult it is. 299 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,333 And if we say something, do you know what's gonna happen? 300 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,335 Every time they fuck and she comes, 301 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,753 they're gonna see our dumb faces. That's not fair. 302 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:02,425 I could not care less about anything in the world 303 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,344 than this woman's fucking orgasm. 304 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,011 I just wanted to have a nice night. 305 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,680 I just wanted to have a nice, normal fucking night, 306 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,973 and you won't let me. 307 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,891 These people are disrespecting us. 308 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,269 They know we can hear them, can you not see that? 309 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,146 What are you talking about? You sound like your father. 310 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,731 - No. That is not what this is. - Yes, it is. 311 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,107 They know we can hear them. 312 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,484 - They get off on it. - No! 313 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,110 They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 314 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,737 They're not thinking about us! 315 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,072 Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they should be! 316 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,325 Why? Oh... You know what? We're not fucking canceling. 317 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,535 Do you know why? We don't have friends! 318 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,953 You mean I'll be friends with them? 319 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,538 - Are you kidding me? - Why not? Maybe. 320 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,540 It's not my fault we don't have friends. 321 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,751 I would love to have friends. People like me. 322 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,544 Why do you think we don't have friends? 323 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,796 I'll tell you why: 'Cause we're fucking miserab...! 324 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,968 Hi. 325 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,471 Hi. Come in. 326 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,889 Nice to see you, Angela. 327 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,100 Yes, I'm... We are so happy you're here. 328 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,354 Hi. 329 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,273 Ah, two. 330 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,400 - Nice to meet you. - Angela. Me too. 331 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,943 Yes. Joe, you... 332 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,112 You remember Piña and Hawk? 333 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,160 This... It's still a good time? 334 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,329 Yes. Yeah. 335 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,997 Are you sure we're not interrupting? 336 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,207 No, it's great. 337 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,750 - If it's good for you... - Yeah. 338 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,502 ...it's great for us. Yeah, we love... Yeah. 339 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,589 It just... It took you a while to come to the door, 340 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,342 and it sounded like you were arguing. 341 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,135 - No filter. - No, I just wanna be honest. 342 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,763 We were... We were at the door before we rang, 343 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,848 and we could hear you were fighting. 344 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,643 Oh, we were talk... We were, um... 345 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,353 - We were fighting. - We were fighting, yeah. 346 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,146 Bit of a contentious environment in here, 347 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,274 so I understand if that's repellent to you. 348 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,817 No hard feelings, you know what I mean? 349 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,777 Completely understand. You know? 350 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,280 We love a contentious environment. 351 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,951 - We love it. - OK. 352 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,119 Well, really, really, it's fine. 353 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,539 You hit the jackpot, then, my friend. 354 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,999 You're in for a treat. 355 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,418 - OK? - Yeah, great. 356 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,919 Do we have to take our shoes off? 357 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,129 Oh God, no. No, no! No! No! 358 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,048 - Yeah. OK. Great. - Hey... Hey, Joe. 359 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,717 - May I look at this place? - Yeah, thank you. 360 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,094 Joe! Be honest, do you want us to take 'em off? 361 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,599 I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 362 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,559 God... 363 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,858 - Hawk, is it? - Hawk, yeah. Yeah. 364 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,860 - Like the bird? - Yep, like the bird. 365 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,112 Cool. 366 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,114 This guy. 367 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,368 We've been dying to see your apartment. 368 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,787 Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. 369 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,289 It wasn't quite ready before. 370 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,040 Still isn't quite ready if you ask me. 371 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,959 Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it in the elevator, 372 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,461 but then you never called. 373 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,170 - Yes. - We, uh... 374 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,256 What? No... I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. 375 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,508 - No, God, no. - Well... 376 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,551 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 377 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,136 No, I'm sorry about that. No. 378 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,597 What do you... What do you think? 379 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,391 - It's huge. - So much bigger now. 380 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,143 - It has such a nice flow. - You guys have money? 381 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,655 Just saying... 382 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,658 You really... You really got some beautiful pieces. 383 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,451 - It's all Angela. - Well, I know what I like, 384 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,453 - but it's not all expensive. - Some of it is very expensive. 385 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,830 - Some of it. Most of it's not. - Some of it is, though. 386 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,499 - Not everything. - But some of it. 387 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,083 I guess what I meant to say is, 388 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,378 you can tell that it's been done with a lot of care, 389 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,422 and you have a really great eye. 390 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,925 That's true. I... I can feel it. 391 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,135 I feel you put so much love. 392 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,597 I... I did that. Thank you, yeah. 393 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,474 I... 394 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,268 I love it. I do love it. I really care. I do. 395 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,938 - Thank you for saying that. - I can see it. 396 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,606 I care. I do care a lot. I... 397 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,445 I'm so sorry. I'm getting emotional. 398 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,448 I don't know why, but I thank you. 399 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,115 Thank you for saying that. 400 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,867 - Yeah, it has... - ...great energy. 401 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,706 - Oh! I... - Wow! Look at that! 402 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,958 Energy is what I was going for. That's what I wanted. 403 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,461 Energy's great. We talked a lot about how to capture energy, 404 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,337 as though that was a real thing we could do. 405 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,131 - Well, energy is everything. - Really? 406 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:15,052 Kinetic, chemical, potential, nuclear, sexual. 407 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,097 You cannot really create it or destroy it, 408 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,016 but you can find ways to shape it. 409 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,769 - Mm. - Beautiful. 410 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,396 You shaped it really beautifully here. 411 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,356 - I love the shape. - Thank you. 412 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,150 Too existential for you, Joe? 413 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,319 No. Hey... Not existential enough for me. 414 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,155 Let's get deep. What is life? 415 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,954 Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 416 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,416 No! Oh, my God! Flan. Oh, how elegant. 417 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,001 Fair warning. 418 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,504 Once you try Piña's flan, there's no going back. 419 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,296 You'll be at our door late at night, 420 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,923 like a junkie under the bridge, 421 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:56,594 saying, "We need a score", like, uh... heroin. 422 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,305 Wow! 423 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,724 Hmm. 424 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,351 You might wanna put it in the fridge. 425 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,978 Yes. Yeah. Come... 426 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,229 Yeah, you want it refrigerated. 427 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,064 - Is it "flawn" or "flan"? - Flan. 428 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,357 - Flan? - Flan. 429 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,234 - Thought it was "flawn". - Yes. 430 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,200 Oh! 431 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,872 - Remember to... - Yes! Right! 432 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,461 I'm so sorry. I haven't... 433 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:33,673 I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. I'm so... 434 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:39,554 We have some beautiful sparkling... 435 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,597 - Hmm! - ...um, that... 436 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,098 Or maybe you'd prefer... 437 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,725 - Wine. - Wine's better. 438 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,061 - Wine. Wine. - Yeah. 439 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,354 Wine. Do we have wine? 440 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,398 - We do have wine. - We do have wine? 441 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,025 - Oh, we do. We have wine. - Oh, wine. 442 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,528 We have... We have the anniversary wine. 443 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,112 - Our anniversary wine? - Yes. 444 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,989 The wine my uncle gave us for our anniversary 445 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,616 that we've been saving for a special occasion? 446 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,159 - Château Haut-Brion? - Yes. 447 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,661 - 1980? - Yes. 448 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,454 Get the wine! 449 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,831 - We have. - We do have wine. 450 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,958 We've been waiting for the perfect moment. 451 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,126 - Are you sure this is it? - Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep. 452 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,046 Yeah. Totally. 453 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,757 That's great. Finally! 454 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,759 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - There it is. 1982. 455 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,260 - Yeah. - Château Haut-Brion. 456 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,762 Perfect. Great. 457 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:22,972 You wanna save that for another time? 458 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,640 Oh my God, no! What time? 459 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,517 - This is it! - No. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 460 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,811 No time like the present, huh? 461 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,772 Do you wanna open it? 462 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:35,985 - Of course. Yeah. Um... yep. - That's not where it is. 463 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,612 It's usually in there. It should be in there. 464 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,030 - No, it's never been in there. - Definitely, I... 465 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,949 - It should be in here. - No, it's never been in there. 466 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,660 - Literally never been in there! - Never been in there? 467 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,746 It's not there. No, 'cause I never would've put it in there. 468 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,497 - That's not where it goes. - Often is in there. 469 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,374 It's literally never been there. 470 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,501 - Do you want me to do it? - Got it! 471 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,796 Sorry. We don't, um... 472 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,508 ...have people over very often. 473 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,968 - Do you want me to do it? - I got it. 474 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,219 OK. 475 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,185 - Boom! My God... - Bravo! 476 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,646 Wow! 477 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,272 - Little bit of cork in there. - Yeah... 478 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,565 I had confidence, Joe. 479 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,150 Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 480 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,902 Ah... 481 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,656 - Mm... Yeah. - Thank you so much. 482 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,157 - Yes. Great. - Sláinte. 483 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,535 - Salud. - Joe, thank your uncle. 484 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,787 He's, uh... He's dead, so... 485 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:31,206 Maybe next time. Pretty weird guy. 486 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,208 - Oh, how is your daughter? - Maggie? 487 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,544 She's so cool. 488 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,128 She is cool. Yeah. She's great. 489 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,088 - I love her style. - I know, right? 490 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,632 - She's awesome. - Yeah, she's... 491 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,426 She's amazing. I'm really gonna miss her. 492 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,928 Where's she going? 493 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,139 To college. 494 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:50,142 In six years? She's... She's twelve years old! 495 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:53,145 Yeah, I know. But it's just... I'm gonna miss her, 496 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,940 and I'm just gonna be alone. 497 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,108 What about me? Where have I gone? 498 00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,819 I'm just saying it's gonna be... 499 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,904 - It's gonna be different. - Do you know something I don't? 500 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,657 No, I do not. I'm just saying, it... won't be the same. 501 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,076 It's not gonna be the same. So... I'm sorry. 502 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,787 I'm just, I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 503 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,581 Sorry for what? 504 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,916 I mean, we would be crazy if we didn't cry. 505 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,500 - Yeah. - You know, it's the best way 506 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,337 to release stress hormones, cortisol. 507 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,589 Oh, I have a lot of that, then. That's what I do. 508 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,174 - She does. - It's just... 509 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,968 There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, 510 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,552 you know? 511 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,347 For... For some. 512 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:33,644 But not everyone, because that... that isn't your path. 513 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,355 - You... You don't... - I mean, we talk about it. 514 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,940 - We think about it. - Right. 515 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,234 - Hasn't been a priority. - Yeah. 516 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,777 - No, no. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah. 517 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,403 - Maybe. - That's great. 518 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,239 You should probably decide sooner than later. 519 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,616 What? 520 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:52,079 Whether or not you're gonna have children. 521 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,665 Why? 522 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,754 You know, just due to age. 523 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,632 Whose age? 524 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,342 You know? I mean... 525 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,552 Picasso had a baby when he was ninety, so... 526 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:11,140 It's more... It's probably more the science stuff. 527 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,933 Mm... Science. 528 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:16,812 Traditionally, the woman is... I didn't want to talk about it. 529 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,773 Actually, I have something... 530 00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,524 You know, time, she marches. 531 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,609 Don't know if you saw it before, but this is just something, 532 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:26,071 a gesture to remind you of home. 533 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,866 Uh, it's just a little, um... jamón. 534 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,993 Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it. 535 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,745 - Can you say it again? - Jamón. 536 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,080 Oh, my God. It's so sweet, I will eat you! 537 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,750 - I cannot... I don't eat meat. - Hmm? 538 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,127 - No? - He does. 539 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,087 I do. Yeah. Full carnivore. 540 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,800 Cheese? Do you... We have so much cheese! 541 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,635 No. I mean... no. For me, no cheese. 542 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,721 - You don't eat cheese? No... - She's a vegan. 543 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,597 - Inflammation. - Right, yeah. 544 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,975 - Oh, the crackers. - I don't. Mm-mm. 545 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,435 For me, also no. 546 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,313 No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 547 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,981 We got almonds. You want almonds? 548 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,357 Ah... 549 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,319 - You love almonds. - I love almonds. 550 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:08,113 Really failed on the meat, then, huh? 551 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,490 Meat fail. Failed on the meat. It's OK. 552 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,409 I will eat Piña's meat. 553 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:15,120 All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 554 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,705 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 555 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,332 It's totally... Hey, it's great. 556 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,792 - Thank you. - Yeah. 557 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,335 Is there a bathroom I can use before I...? 558 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,920 It's this... that. 559 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,798 - Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely. - Great. I just... 560 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,967 Piña, what do you want to eat? 561 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,802 Whatever you want, I can get it. I can order it. 562 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,136 I can get it here so fast. 563 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,805 Five minutes. They come on a bike. 564 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,514 Anything, any cuisine you like. 565 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,100 - What do you like? - She's fine. 566 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,143 - I don't want anything. - Yeah, she's good. 567 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,561 But I don't understand 568 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,773 how you put all of this together so quickly. 569 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:44,733 I mean, we only planned this morning. 570 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,569 - This is like magic. - This morning? Really? 571 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:51,156 Was it? Or... I think yes... yesterday morning. 572 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,616 - Just this morning? - This morning. 573 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:54,284 - Not yesterday. - Last... Last morning. 574 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,078 - This morning? - Last morning. 575 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,705 That's not an expression. This morning. Happened today. 576 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,916 Just because the days, they... You know how they... 577 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,501 They kind of blur into one. 578 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,419 - This morning. - Yes. 579 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,338 Are you cold? 580 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,507 What are you doing? What's happening right now? 581 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,135 - What you doing right now? - Am I OK? 582 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,677 I don't know. Are you choking? 583 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,806 I just feel a little... Am I OK? 584 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,141 Are you choking right now? 585 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,226 No, I... 586 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,437 - I get a little... - This happens a lot? 587 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,492 It could be the beginning of perimenopause. 588 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,077 - What? - Perimenopause? 589 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,413 And it can be such a challenging, horrible time... 590 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,664 Holy shit. 591 00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:42,291 ...and last more than ten years. 592 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,209 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. Great! 593 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:45,627 Makes me so angry, 594 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,005 how so many people still today 595 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,799 talk about hot flashes as the only problem. 596 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,885 - I know. - This is a serious, 597 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,680 huge neuroendocrine change that affects everything - 598 00:25:56,763 --> 00:26:00,392 memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism - 599 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,853 and we are expected just to deal with it. 600 00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:07,024 Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, insomnia. 601 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,443 Mood swings. Is that one of 'em? 602 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,445 Yeah. Yeah. Resentment towards your spouse. 603 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:14,281 Overspending on home goods and cheeses. 604 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,491 Abundance of charcuterie. 605 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,954 I knew you were gonna make a joke about it. 606 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,956 I am. I'm making a joke. I thought... 607 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,583 Let me explain it to you in a different way. 608 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,335 OK. 609 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:33,758 What if your testicles shriveled up and died, 610 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:38,055 and your empty ball sack flopped around in the breeze 611 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:42,351 for the next thirty years or so? 612 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,519 How would you like that? 613 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,481 I wouldn't like that. 614 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,984 - No. You wouldn't. - No. 615 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:53,153 - So, don't joke about it. - OK. Copy that. I won't. 616 00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:55,322 I get it. I'm sorry. 617 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,449 Are you a doctor or something like that? 618 00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:00,244 - I'm a psychotherapist. - Ah. 619 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,162 - And a sexologist. - Oh. 620 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,873 - "Sexologist"? - And I also care about women. 621 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,833 I, uh... care about women. 622 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:11,130 Hey, they got, uh... like, a whole music studio here. 623 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,798 That's gonna... That's gonna be bad. 624 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,384 You the... You the piano player? 625 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,803 - No one plays that anymore. - Really? It's so nice. 626 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,556 No? 627 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,976 Joe was in a band. 628 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,270 - Oh, really? In a band? - Yeah, in a band. 629 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,896 - In a band? - Mm-hmm. 630 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,689 Do we know you, and we just don't know we know you? 631 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,316 - No. No, definitely not. - Sure? 632 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,277 Yes, I'm positive. Yeah. 633 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,694 They might. 634 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,113 - Don't think so. - No? 635 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,822 Remember The Onslaught? 636 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,824 - Yeah, The Onslaught. - They had a song, uh... 637 00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,451 "One Girl". It was very big. 638 00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:43,412 - "One Girl", yeah. - It was really big in... 639 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,205 Yeah, for one week. 640 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:47,582 - In two thousand and... - 2008. 641 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,709 - Yeah. - Were you the girl? 642 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,336 I was, I was. 643 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,672 - Still is. Technically. - Technically, still. 644 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,758 Yes. I was the girl. 645 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,052 What kind of music? 646 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,845 Well, it's like pop, punk, indie... 647 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:03,307 It's, like... It's not, uh... It's... It's a dead genre. 648 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:06,435 - Can we listen to it? - No. 649 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,353 But, I mean... You know, can we... 650 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,855 - Can you find it on Spotify? - No. 651 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,317 Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 652 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,235 Yeah, you kind of missed that window 653 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,654 by a few decades, unfortunately. 654 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:20,074 Joe plays... He actually teaches music now. 655 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,783 - Yeah. - Where? 656 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,786 - East Bay. - Like, Berkeley? 657 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:29,624 No. East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 658 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,127 - It's an amazing school. - It's fine. It's a fine school. 659 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,920 You're a music professor? 660 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,422 Associate. 661 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,674 Wow. That's really cool. 662 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,260 It's fine. 663 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,679 I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 664 00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:44,556 I'm sorry. 665 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,141 What is the... 666 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,144 - Oh, come on. - Ah, la alfombra. 667 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:53,023 What is going on here? 668 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:56,193 This rug. Where'd you get it? 669 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,987 He is obsessed with carpets. 670 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,529 Oh! So am I. 671 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,491 - I love rugs. Joe not so much. - Not so much. 672 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,160 More into credenza, sconces, things like that. 673 00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,873 Holy shit, I think it's a Heriz. 674 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,333 No! 675 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,085 - And it's... - Where did you get this? 676 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,879 - I got it at a flea market. - A flea market? No, you didn't. 677 00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:17,047 - I did. - No, you didn't. 678 00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:18,632 I just liked the colors. 679 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:21,593 You did? Well, you found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 680 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,220 - I did? - Wow, look at that! 681 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,889 - But it's a rug, so... - No, it's not. 682 00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:28,016 - It's a Heriz. - It's a Heriz. 683 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,601 Rug. 684 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,811 Hmm. 685 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,231 But you didn't pay a fortune for this? 686 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:35,357 I did not. 687 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,941 - You swear? - It's a rug. 688 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:41,405 Wow. You have a gift. I mean... And that's, like... wow! 689 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,990 I wanna take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. 690 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,409 - Do it. - Can you imagine 691 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,536 the things this carpet has seen? 692 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,080 - So many stories. - It's really, like... 693 00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:51,415 really cut it. 694 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,042 An incredible, incredible vibe. 695 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,628 - Good energy. - Wow! 696 00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:58,463 Really good energy. Yeah. 697 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,757 He did our entire apartment. 698 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,967 It's so beautiful. You have to come over. 699 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,803 And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. 700 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,346 Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 701 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,223 Are you an interior designer or something? 702 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,058 What? Oh, thank you. No. 703 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,393 No. He is a fireman. 704 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,270 Firefighter, we say. Firefighter. 705 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,646 You're a firefighter? 706 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,815 You're not a... You weren't a firefighter. 707 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,525 Yeah, he was a fire captain. 708 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,569 - You were a fire captain? - Captain Hawk? 709 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,737 - Captain Hawk. No, you weren't. - Oh, my God. 710 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,031 You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 711 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,700 - Why? - "Why"? 712 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,202 You don't seem like a firefighter. 713 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,911 What does a firefighter seem like? 714 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,580 They're brawnier. They're brawnier. 715 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,290 - They have moustaches. - What do you mean? 716 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,792 - They're brawnier - ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"? 717 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,919 - Fuerte. Fuerte. - More fuerte. More fuerte. 718 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,504 He's very fuerte. 719 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,715 He's pretty fuerte, although he could be more fuerte. 720 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,550 I don't know if he's fireman fuerte. 721 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:44,843 I was more fuerte in the beginning, 722 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,970 but I was, you know... 723 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:50,349 I got to my pension. I just decided I'd had enough 724 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:55,019 and kind of gave up my hose for the command job, and then... 725 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,730 - Thank God. - ...I retired 726 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:59,441 and just started pursuing my other interests 727 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,444 - and new adventures. - Now he's studying roofing. 728 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,571 - Roofing. Beautiful. - The adventure of roofing. 729 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,907 - No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing. - That's what I said. 730 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,618 - Rolfing. - Rolfing. 731 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,994 - Say it again. - No. 732 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,912 Say it again. 733 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,585 You're a masseuse now. That's cool. 734 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,961 You gonna work in the Four Seasons? 735 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,214 No, no. Rolfing's a... 736 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,716 It's a much deeper modality. 737 00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:29,012 It... It... It's challenging for both parties, really. 738 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,306 But, um... yeah, to be healing. 739 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,393 I'm almost certified. You wanna jump on my table, Joe? 740 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,895 Never in a million years. 741 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,608 Yeah... I really love you, Joe. 742 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,194 What do you love about me, Hawk? 743 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,948 I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 744 00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:52,827 Well, in the pursuit of honesty... 745 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,454 Who wants a house tour? 746 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,331 Would you like to see more? There's so much more. 747 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,791 - I do. - Great. 748 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,418 - Yeah. I definitely do. - Yeah. 749 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,128 I'm actually gonna smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 750 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,464 What? Now? Joe! No! 751 00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,841 Can I come with you? 752 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,093 - Really? - Yeah. Can I? 753 00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:13,056 - Sure. Totally. - You gonna go up to the roof? 754 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:16,184 I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. 755 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,144 That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. 756 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,896 - No. Yeah. Yeah. - Cool. Right? 757 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:22,441 - Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. - So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right? 758 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,818 - Cool. Yeah. Let's go. - Uh... 759 00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:27,362 Do you wanna open a window 'cause... you know. 760 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,947 - Yeah, sure. - Great. 761 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,744 A lot of stuff in here. 762 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:37,497 What do you got other than this? 763 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,082 - You saw this. - Copenhagen Designs. 764 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,834 Oh, if you like... Let's... Here. 765 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,462 We'll start in here. I wanna show you... 766 00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:47,006 - You spend a lot of time here. - I do. You can tell? 767 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,593 - Yes, I can. - Yeah, it's... 768 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,261 It's a little messy. I'm usually... 769 00:32:51,345 --> 00:32:53,638 um, you know, usually alone in here. 770 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,895 There you go. 771 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,398 There you go. 772 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,066 But chaos... 773 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,901 Biggest sign of creativity. 774 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,653 Really? Good. Great. 775 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:11,239 It means you're focused on more important things. 776 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,241 Oh, you know, that's... 777 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,494 That's how I like to think of it. Not sure... 778 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,621 Not sure Angela would agree with that. 779 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,957 She purges things. Disgusting in here. 780 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,127 I actually did all of this grouting myself, 781 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,463 which I love. I... I find it meditative. 782 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,214 Joe thinks I'm insane. 783 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,634 And then the floor... I mean, I'm sure this is something 784 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,386 - you might have picked up. - No. 785 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,887 No? 786 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:37,181 - Original ceramic penny tile. - Wow. 787 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:38,558 Anyway, that was 788 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,184 sort of similar to what was there before. 789 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,354 But that was kind of what I was going for with the... 790 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:45,357 The whole theme was, um... renovation without change, 791 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,860 which I think I succeeded in, 792 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,654 you know, just to keep it original, 793 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,573 but with a new surface. 794 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:58,161 I mean, admittedly, I know a lot less about tile 795 00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:00,079 than I've learned about rugs, 796 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,707 and a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen 797 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:05,168 - have been on fire, so, my... - Oh, no. 798 00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:06,878 ...my relationship with them was fleeting. 799 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,630 But, um, I'd have just said 800 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,883 this was an immaculately preserved vintage... 801 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:14,969 ...bathroom. 802 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:18,264 Wow. Um, that's what I was going for. That's... 803 00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:20,600 - You fooled me. - Wow! 804 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:23,895 - Oh! Facebook marketplace. - Come on. 805 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,855 The jamón is not... is not jamón. 806 00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:28,232 - That's not jamón? - No, it's really prosciutto. 807 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,943 - It's prosciutto? - Which is OK. 808 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,570 It doesn't look like jamón. It looks like prosciutto. 809 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,112 But I didn't wanna say anything. 810 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,323 No, yeah, don't. 811 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,949 If you told her that wasn't jamón, 812 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,284 she would commit suicide in our dining room. 813 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:39,786 I'm telling you that right now. 814 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:42,330 She can't take it. She could not take that. 815 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,040 More? 816 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,836 - You good? - No, no. 817 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:51,172 Like, I... I don't want more because then... 818 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,174 If I have more than one hit, 819 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,969 I start counting objects, and I can't stop, 820 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:58,054 and imagine what that would be like in here. 821 00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:00,056 You start counting objects? 822 00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:01,766 I've never heard of that. 823 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,478 We'd lose you for the rest of your life. 824 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:05,770 Exactly. 825 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:08,523 Exactly. What is this? 826 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,525 It's... It's for a xylophone. 827 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,569 Exactly. You figured it out. 828 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,654 It's intuitive, ultimately. 829 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:16,906 There's only one of those, so you're OK. 830 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:19,283 Figured it out. 831 00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:21,536 This is actually, um... 832 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:26,374 This is where the two apartments were combined. 833 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,210 And you can just see the... 'cause it's a bit thicker there, 834 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,796 that that's where they, um... 835 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,799 where there used to be a separation. 836 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,968 - A wall. - Wall! 837 00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:39,220 That was... what they call a wall. 838 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,014 The technical term is "wall". 839 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,932 We literally are just that much, so... 840 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,225 Oh, right, 'cause you guys are... 841 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,561 - Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky. - Huh! 842 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:49,606 Well, so, this is Maggie's room, and I actually did... 843 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,065 I did all the stenciling, 844 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,859 and she's probably a little old for it now. 845 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:54,486 I'm probably gonna have to change it, but I... 846 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:57,822 - No, it's cute. - Yeah, it's... Yeah. 847 00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:00,033 The carpeting is... 848 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,951 - Oh! - Wow. 849 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,245 - Oh. - God. That's so good. 850 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:07,290 - Oh! - Is that, like, Larry Salton? 851 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,876 Oh, no. No. No, no. That... That is me. 852 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,548 - You took it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 853 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,925 Wow! Do you work as a photographer? 854 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,593 No. 855 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,012 No, I went to art school, like, a million years ago, 856 00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:23,598 and I got a degree I did literally nothing with, 857 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,433 and that is from then. 858 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,687 I mean, I think... you know, you... 859 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,814 Your creativity is all over this place. 860 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,732 I think you're really talented. 861 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,610 Thank you. 862 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,403 What about this? 863 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:40,448 Oh, that's, no, 'cause that... That's the bedroom, which is... 864 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,241 - What's going on in here? - Yeah. 865 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,118 No, I know, I didn't... I didn't... 866 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,955 It's... not part of the tour. 867 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,374 - It's a pretty important room. - Yeah... Yeah. 868 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,793 Yes. He is a fireman. 869 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,670 He's really a fireman? Yeah. 870 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,089 How long have you been with him? 871 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:59,217 Uh... one year. A little less than one year. 872 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:00,844 - One year. That's it? - Mm. 873 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,261 Oh, wow. 874 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,055 Would've thought longer. 875 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,101 I was married before. 876 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,936 - Really? - Yeah. 877 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,145 Interesting. 878 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:14,107 How did you meet the fireman? 879 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,400 He was my patient. 880 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,069 He was your patient? 881 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:20,739 And then you started dating him? 882 00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,198 Piña! 883 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,744 This was Joe's parents' house. 884 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,120 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 885 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:28,830 - He grew up here? - He grew up here. 886 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:32,834 Yeah. He was conceived right here. 887 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,460 - On this bed? - No. No, no, different bed. 888 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,588 - Oh, good. Yeah. - Different mattress. 889 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,715 - Different bed. - Parental fluids is, like, 890 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,424 a little bit too intimate, maybe. 891 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,969 I mean, he hates... hates people knowing this, 892 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,679 - so don't... - Why? 893 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:47,056 Because, I mean, we could never in a million years 894 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,267 afford this place. 895 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,311 No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything. 896 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,689 Yeah, but he just... He really... 897 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,440 - It's a bit... eezzz! - That's crazy. 898 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:59,110 - Yeah, it's not a... - It's such a gift. I mean... 899 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,655 - Just... - Well, that's what I think. 900 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:05,033 - Make it positive, you know? - Yeah. 901 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:09,287 Be grateful and lean into it. Make it your own, you know? 902 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,247 - Yeah. - So much pleasure in that. 903 00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:12,707 Yeah... 904 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,208 Yeah. 905 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,964 Can I ask you something? 906 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,758 Sure. 907 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,760 I just... I have a... 908 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,804 I have a decision to make, and I... 909 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:28,347 I feel like you might be able to help me make it. 910 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,685 I mean, if I can, yeah. 911 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:33,269 Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? 912 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,939 - Is that what happened? - No, no, no. I didn't. 913 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:39,358 That relationship was over when I met him. 914 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:47,241 How did you know that, uh... it was over, 915 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,243 if you don't mind me asking? 916 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,496 'Cause we stopped having sex, then we stopped talking. 917 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,959 Then we were strangers. 918 00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:00,004 People... people forget that they deserve more. 919 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:03,424 You know? They start living on migajas. 920 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:07,053 - Crumbs. - Crumbs. Yeah. 921 00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,889 And I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 922 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:13,392 I think you really just have to listen to 923 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,603 what is your heart kind of pulling you toward, 924 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,814 what vision of yourself? 925 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,524 You know? 926 00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:23,402 I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach 927 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:26,865 alone with the wind in your face and the clarity of that? 928 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:31,786 Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, 929 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,372 holding hands and getting old... 930 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,753 ...or... 931 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:43,256 ...sitting in a Copenhagen café with a stranger? 932 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:47,135 I'd go with Copenhagen. 933 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,012 I feel the same way. I... 934 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:51,931 For some reason, I knew that you would feel that. 935 00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,142 It seems so clear 936 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,102 now that we're here looking at it. I, uh... 937 00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,854 You're so right. It's... 938 00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,438 It was right there the whole time. 939 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:01,274 God! Thank you. 940 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,693 - You didn't need an opinion. - I did, though. I needed you. 941 00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,361 - You just needed... - No, you don't understand. 942 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:07,947 It's been months of this. I've been tortured, and... 943 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:10,324 You just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 944 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,617 Yeah. 945 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,411 Joe just... 946 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:16,289 He thinks they all look the same. He... yeah. 947 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:19,500 - Is... Is he color blind? - He might be. 948 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,585 - That man's name is Hawk. - Shh! 949 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:24,505 There's worse birds. Could've been worse. 950 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,382 Just know that at the end of the day - 951 00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:29,678 of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 952 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:32,013 "What is your name?" "My name is Pigeon." 953 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,182 "I'm Pigeon." 954 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,936 Shh! No, I... 955 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,855 Please, this is torture. I cannot laugh at his name. 956 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,523 I'm sorry. How dare I? 957 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,067 "This is my boyfriend, Pelican. 958 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,568 "He's a sweetheart." 959 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,570 And I grabbed a tank, and I went back in, 960 00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:49,197 and the dog was where they said it would be. 961 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,656 And that's when I ran out of air 962 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,241 because I had grabbed an empty tank. 963 00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,035 Oh, God! Oh, no. 964 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,037 Yeah. So, I just... I sucked a lot of smoke, 965 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,707 and I burned my lungs and my throat. 966 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,792 Oh, wow. Wow. 967 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,627 - And then it was time to quit. - Yeah. 968 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:04,921 Yeah, yeah. 969 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,173 But... you know what? 970 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:11,635 Life's been so expansive since then 971 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,472 that I kind of can't believe 972 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,390 that I did it as long as I did it. 973 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:20,311 And now... rugs. 974 00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:21,771 - Rugs. - Rugs. 975 00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:24,565 Yeah. 976 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,360 - I love them so much. - I love them, too. 977 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:29,153 - It's a problem. - Yeah, I know. 978 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:32,448 'Cause I... I just want all of them. 979 00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:34,617 - I want all... the rugs. - ...the rugs. 980 00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:38,747 - Same. - Yeah. 981 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,877 Have you... 982 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,628 Have you got tequila? 983 00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:47,922 Do... I do have tequila! I have. 984 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,382 - Would you like some? - Yeah. 985 00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:51,300 - Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. - Please. I mean... 986 00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:52,676 - They're smoking a joint. - Right? 987 00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:54,804 - We better catch up, right? - Yeah. 988 00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:00,935 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 989 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,567 These are beautiful! 990 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,194 Thanks. They're silly. They're old. 991 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:11,821 - They're, uh... - No, they are beautiful. 992 00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:13,572 - They are interesting. - Thank you. 993 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:15,449 - Yeah. Appreciate it. - Look, I have this one. 994 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,118 Oh, wow, nice! Sun. 995 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,536 I... I have this one. 996 00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:36,720 - Sorry, I want you to see... - Take your time. 997 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,723 They're two in one, or... Yeah. 998 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:43,727 - Oh, wow! - OK. What is that? 999 00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:46,022 - It's two birds. - Piña and Hawk. 1000 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:49,483 Piña and Hawk. Look at the that! That's nice. 1001 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,861 I like that. 1002 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,908 So, when did you get them? 1003 00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:59,535 - When you were in that band? - I did, yeah. 1004 00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:01,204 Pretty old. Long time ago. 1005 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,122 Twenty... Twenty years ago, maybe. 1006 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:17,845 - That's, uh... - Oh! 1007 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,305 - Yeah. - Wow. 1008 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:21,850 You know, um... you should replace this. 1009 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,226 It's really dangerous. 1010 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,228 This old single-pane stuff. 1011 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,897 It'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 1012 00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:29,607 Oh, there's no risk of that. 1013 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:33,861 This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot of... 1014 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,364 - Mm. - There's not a lot of heat. 1015 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,157 You never know. 1016 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,659 - Tequila. - Tequila. 1017 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,078 - Yeah. - Yes. Tequila. 1018 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,207 Can you do something for me? 1019 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,835 Probably. Yeah. 1020 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,462 Please play something. 1021 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:53,672 One song. Just one. 1022 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,009 I love music. Please. 1023 00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:02,890 - Please. - I... 1024 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,517 I... I should check on Angela. 1025 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,727 Make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. 1026 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,021 You know what I mean? 1027 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,275 Joe, have you met the new neighbors? 1028 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:15,028 Yeah... They're really cool, actually. Yeah. 1029 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,696 They, uh... make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator. 1030 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,657 - They talk with us. - Oh, they do? 1031 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:21,575 I bet they do. That's shocking. 1032 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,369 They're pretty sweet when you get to know 'em. 1033 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,038 Joe, put on some music. 1034 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,622 Yeah! Putting it on. 1035 00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:29,542 Uh, yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 1036 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,460 Like... what is Sade? 1037 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:33,462 - "What is Sade"? - She loves that. 1038 00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,714 Sexy-world-funk. 1039 00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:37,050 - That's not jazz? - No! 1040 00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:38,592 No, that's not jazz. 1041 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,344 I mean, there's a lot of saxophones. 1042 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:42,972 No, Sade is not jazz. Are you kidding me? 1043 00:44:43,056 --> 00:44:45,558 - It's like... - Well, listen, then... 1044 00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:47,018 Metallica and Judas Priest. 1045 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:48,811 You don't know any jazz at all? 1046 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:51,897 - Oh, who doesn't love Sade? - I really wanna learn. 1047 00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:53,691 Where should I start? 1048 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,985 Miles Davis. John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie. 1049 00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:57,778 Miles with the cheeks that go out? 1050 00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:59,405 Actually, I feel like at this point in your life, 1051 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:01,865 you have to work harder to not know who Miles Davis is 1052 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,534 - than to know who he is. - Oh! Oh! 1053 00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:06,037 He-Hey! Literally, look what I just pulled. 1054 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,871 No, no, no. 1055 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:10,416 - You have to play it. - Can we play just a... 1056 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,043 - "One Girl." - Play it. Play it. 1057 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,128 Come on. This is your love story right here. 1058 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,713 No! No, no, no, no. 1059 00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:16,964 - Yes, I want to hear it. - Don't put it on. 1060 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,591 - Come on. - Don't put it on. 1061 00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,176 - Just give us a taste. - Don't put it on! 1062 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,220 We've got the artist, and we've got the girl. 1063 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:26,182 - No? - No. 1064 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:28,977 Hey, sorry. 1065 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,646 I'm sorry. 1066 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,649 You know what? Um... 1067 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,526 We actually shouldn't listen to music right now. 1068 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,153 There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 1069 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:41,155 Oh, my God. You have to try this. 1070 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,367 - Wow! - Isn't that good? 1071 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:45,951 Oh, my God. 1072 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:47,453 - It's incredible. - I can't be objective, 1073 00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:49,288 but my flan is the best. 1074 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,499 - It's unbelievable. - Like a silky crack cocaine. 1075 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,126 It's so good. And it melts in your mouth. 1076 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:54,877 Yeah, it's so delicious. 1077 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,546 - Anyway, I was about to say... - No! My God! Have more! Mm! 1078 00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:00,799 Second bite is when it really just... settles in, 1079 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,926 - just slides down. - It's great. Look, anyway... 1080 00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:05,138 God, it's got such sauce in it! 1081 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:07,390 - I need to talk to you about... - Let's have shots, right? 1082 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,725 Should we do shots? I think we should have a toast. 1083 00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:10,851 - Sure. - Yes. 1084 00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:12,603 I think shots for everybody. 1085 00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:14,522 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1086 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:18,151 Anyway, the noise has been a thing that... 1087 00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:19,985 ...we want to apologize for. 1088 00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:22,863 Because it's been loud, and it took longer... 1089 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:25,491 It took longer than we thought, and you guys have been so kind, 1090 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:29,662 and we just wanted to say thank you and sorry. 1091 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,498 - You're so nice. Look... - Yes. 1092 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:33,791 - We're all neighbors... - Yes. 1093 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:36,544 - ...and we really... - Salud. 1094 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,796 And gracias. 1095 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:42,550 We're just so happy that you invited us and grateful. 1096 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:45,761 And actually, we also have something 1097 00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:47,513 we wanted to talk to you about. 1098 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,807 You also want to talk to us? That's a funny coincidence. 1099 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,892 We both had things we wanted to say to each other. 1100 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,686 - It's nothing bad. Nothing bad. - No? 1101 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:56,064 I think something's on Joe's mind. 1102 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,524 I do have something on my mind. I actually do. 1103 00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,067 I feel like since we came... 1104 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,735 You guys have something. 1105 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,654 No, they have something to say. You guys should go. 1106 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:07,616 - Say it. We're all friends. - No, you first! 1107 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:11,287 You are the guests, and you should go first. 1108 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,206 You guys go, and then I'll go right after. 1109 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,790 I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. 1110 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:18,043 All right. Well, um... we wanted to apologize. 1111 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,253 Yes. 1112 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,505 - You wanted to apologize? - To us? 1113 00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:22,756 For what? 1114 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,633 We feel we might have bothered you. 1115 00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:26,344 - Bothered us? - On more than... 1116 00:47:26,427 --> 00:47:28,512 more than one occasion, actually. 1117 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:30,055 What? When? 1118 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:33,601 Um... at night, usually, and specifically, 1119 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,978 and sometimes late in the night. 1120 00:47:36,061 --> 00:47:37,605 What? 1121 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,815 - Hmm... - When we have sex. 1122 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,111 - You? - Yes. 1123 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,946 - We... We do have sex a lot. - A lot. 1124 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,656 Yeah. I mean... yeah. 1125 00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:50,993 And we really try to keep it down, 1126 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,204 but sometimes... 1127 00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:54,913 - Lately... - Lately, it's been... 1128 00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:58,876 It's been really impossible not to lose control. 1129 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,211 Even for a fireman. 1130 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:02,421 - A firefighter. - Firefighter. 1131 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,047 We know we've been too loud, 1132 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:07,510 and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry. 1133 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,678 And we're gonna be... 1134 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:11,305 - more conscientious. - Yes. 1135 00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:13,682 - Better neighbors. - Oh, my God. No. 1136 00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:16,269 You guys don't have... No! We have not heard anything. 1137 00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:18,437 Honestly, we haven't heard anything. 1138 00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:21,524 We... It hasn't even... What? Right, Joe? 1139 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:24,109 We haven't heard anything, right? 1140 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:33,952 No, we actually haven't heard anything, so... 1141 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,830 No need to apologize. I... I sleep like a log, you know? 1142 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,916 - Log... - Yeah. 1143 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:41,919 - Joe. - What? 1144 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,630 - Joe? - Yes? 1145 00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:47,466 Joe... 1146 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:49,843 What? 1147 00:48:52,305 --> 00:48:54,181 What, Hawk? 1148 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,641 - Joe. - What? 1149 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:57,476 - Don't... don't lie. - Not lying. 1150 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,437 Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. 1151 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,230 I... I love when you tell the truth. 1152 00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:03,274 I... I love it. Tell the truth. 1153 00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:04,983 Telling the truth. What do you want from me? 1154 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,694 - You're not telling the truth. - I am telling the truth. 1155 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,196 - Joe. - What? 1156 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,115 - We know. It bothers you. - It doesn't bother me. 1157 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,785 It doesn't. Look... Don't... I hate to burst your bubble. 1158 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:16,870 Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is 1159 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,456 'cause I've never heard it, OK? 1160 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:19,957 Joe, we know. 1161 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,793 You knocked on our door during the night. 1162 00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:24,211 Joe! 1163 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:27,506 - You were pounding on our door. - No, I didn't. 1164 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:30,593 We saw you. We have a ring camera. 1165 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:32,303 No. No, you don't. 1166 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,429 - It's hidden. - Where? 1167 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:34,763 In our mirilla. 1168 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:36,599 - In our peephole. - The peephole. 1169 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:38,934 - They don't make that. - It's a ring peephole. 1170 00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:41,354 - That's not a thing. - It's a new thing. 1171 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:43,272 - When did that come out? - A peephole ring. 1172 00:49:43,356 --> 00:49:45,023 Show him. 1173 00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:47,192 - Show him. Do you wanna see it? - I don't need to see it. 1174 00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:49,612 It sends an alert through the app to our phone, 1175 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:53,282 and, um... you know, it flags it if it senses aggression, 1176 00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:54,950 and so it spooked us at first. 1177 00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:56,994 But look, um... there. 1178 00:49:57,077 --> 00:49:58,704 There he comes. 1179 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,539 Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me. 1180 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:04,001 It's 4K. It's not misty at all. Look, look. 1181 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,836 Someone that looks like me, but... Oh, shit! 1182 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,713 Yeah. 1183 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,965 Sorry, Joe. 1184 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:11,550 He almost walked away, 1185 00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:13,010 - but... - You can turn it off. 1186 00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:15,012 I can't believe you. I cannot believe you! 1187 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,556 Well, but it's good. It was three in the morning. 1188 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,143 You were so polite that you stopped to heed and listen... 1189 00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:23,228 - What are you doing? - ...closely. 1190 00:50:23,312 --> 00:50:26,815 - But then, uh... - Oh, my God. Joe! 1191 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,817 Someone left packages in the hall. 1192 00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:30,611 - Oh, my God! - We thought you broke an arm, 1193 00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:32,738 and you had to be full of bruises. 1194 00:50:32,821 --> 00:50:34,365 Just turn it o... Turn it... Look! 1195 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:36,700 OK, you know what? Yes! Yes! 1196 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:38,452 I banged on your door 1197 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,538 because you people are fucking like monsters over there. 1198 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,956 What are you doing? What are you trying to prove? 1199 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,000 Are you trying to win a contest or something? 1200 00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:46,794 It's incredibly inconsiderate! 1201 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,462 What are you doing? Don't say that. 1202 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,423 Don't speak to them that way. I'm so sorry. 1203 00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:52,466 Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? 1204 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,176 She can hear it. 1205 00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:55,719 And I've been telling her you're moving furniture up there, 1206 00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:58,263 and she knows it's not true. She's onto me. 1207 00:50:58,347 --> 00:51:01,183 We spend so much time and energy 1208 00:51:01,266 --> 00:51:03,561 talking about your fucking orgasms. 1209 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:04,978 It's ridiculous. 1210 00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:09,942 - You talk about my orgasms? - Yes, but not as a bad thing. 1211 00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:12,903 They're not bad. They're great. I love them. 1212 00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:15,573 Really? You love my orgasms? 1213 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:17,199 I do. I love them. 1214 00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:18,909 - She really does. - I do. I think they're great. 1215 00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:20,369 - We talk about them constantly. - They're amazing. 1216 00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:22,120 She especially likes the growler. 1217 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,582 Are you the growler, Piña? 'Cause she loves the growler. 1218 00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:27,918 No, no, no, no. No, Piña's not a growler. 1219 00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:31,380 Oh, you're... You're the growler? 1220 00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:32,923 No. 1221 00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:35,551 - Uh... - It's Vanessa. 1222 00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:38,387 Vanessa is the growler. 1223 00:51:38,471 --> 00:51:40,180 Vanessa? 1224 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,684 Vanessa... Wait, who's Vanessa? 1225 00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:45,268 - A friend. - Oh, yeah. 1226 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:48,313 Kai is a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. 1227 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:53,361 That could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 1228 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,987 - Kai. - Kai is... 1229 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:56,947 - Who's Kai? - Another friend. 1230 00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,533 Oh, Kai's another friend. Vanessa and Kai. 1231 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,786 Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. 1232 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:04,372 Are you fucking with us right now? 1233 00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:06,206 Is this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? 1234 00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:08,584 Is this what you're whispering to each other in Spanish? 1235 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:13,213 No. We know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 1236 00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,716 We've had a few parties. 1237 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,718 Things have gotten a little more crazy. 1238 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,177 Out of hand. 1239 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,555 Parties... Like, cocktail parties? 1240 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,766 Soirées? What are you talking about? 1241 00:52:23,849 --> 00:52:25,851 - What parties? - Sex parties. 1242 00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:27,895 - Oh... - Sex parties! 1243 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,980 - Right. That's like, uh... - Parties where people... 1244 00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:32,024 - ...have sex. - ...have sex with each other. 1245 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,942 - Sex. - I think... 1246 00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:37,905 that's the commonly understood definition of a sex party. 1247 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,615 It's the only one I can think of. Honestly. 1248 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,366 I can't think of another one. 1249 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:43,368 And we really apologize. 1250 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:45,412 No. What? No, you don't have to. 1251 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:48,331 That's not... No, we're not judging. 1252 00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:51,627 That's... You don't... Joe, where's that J? 1253 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:53,796 - That J? - The J you were... 1254 00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:55,714 - Did you leave that in there? - The J? I... 1255 00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:57,633 - It is in my office. - OK, I'll help you. 1256 00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,384 Why don't you come with me to... 1257 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:02,430 - Yeah, no problem. - ...to get that J? Yeah. 1258 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:05,015 Oh, my God! 1259 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:07,350 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1260 00:53:07,435 --> 00:53:08,977 This is amazing. 1261 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,854 They're having sex parties up there. 1262 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,106 I was right. That wasn't normal sex. 1263 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,942 You knew it. You knew it. 1264 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,152 They are fucking like monsters up there. 1265 00:53:17,235 --> 00:53:18,571 They actually are. 1266 00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:20,072 Kai, Vanessa... 1267 00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:22,658 This is amazing. This is actually amazing. 1268 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:24,993 Oh, my God. Vanessa's the growler. 1269 00:53:25,077 --> 00:53:27,871 I take it all back. We should invite more people over. 1270 00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:31,667 - Hello. - We good? 1271 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:32,960 - Yeah. - OK. 1272 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:35,295 - Sex parties. - Yeah. The sex parties. 1273 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:36,630 Just... paint a picture. 1274 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,215 Disclose what you will about this. 1275 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:39,508 What do you want to know? 1276 00:53:39,592 --> 00:53:42,260 Whatever you wanna tell us. Yeah. 1277 00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,137 They... They started recently. 1278 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,723 - OK. Really? - Oh! Oh... 1279 00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:47,390 - It's a recent development. - It's new to you. Neat. 1280 00:53:47,475 --> 00:53:49,518 The noise uptick probably came 1281 00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:51,729 'cause once we started bringing people in, 1282 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,146 our bedroom was too small, 1283 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,690 so we moved into the living room. 1284 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,108 - Overflow. Yeah. - I got it. 1285 00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:57,442 That's why the sound kind of reverberates 1286 00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:59,027 through the apartment. 1287 00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:00,654 And it's happening just right on the floor? 1288 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,114 No, uh... 1289 00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:03,991 - Furniture, rugs... - Sofa. 1290 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,826 That's why you're so into rugs. 1291 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,244 You love a rug. 1292 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,996 I love this for different reasons. 1293 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,623 You have a close relationship with them. 1294 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:12,791 This really would be pretty uncomfortable. 1295 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:14,918 Yeah, you need a high pile, I imagine. 1296 00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:16,629 OK. Wait! Just... more. 1297 00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:19,422 So, how... How does it work? 1298 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,008 Like, how do you get invited? 1299 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,135 Or do you invite people, and... Maybe there's no rules. 1300 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,678 - Are there rules? - Parameters? 1301 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,221 Can anyone do anything to anyone? 1302 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:27,890 - Is it a free for all? - No. 1303 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:30,976 For starters, you've gotta have consent, obviously. 1304 00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:32,728 - Oh, yeah. - Enthusiastic consent. 1305 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:36,023 And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 1306 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:40,485 It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 1307 00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:41,820 - And patience. - Patience. 1308 00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:43,531 Because, you know, some people, 1309 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,032 they gotta find their own entry point. 1310 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,408 - Entry point. - Well... 1311 00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,326 - How did it begin? - Yeah. 1312 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:49,870 Yeah, like, take us back. 1313 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:51,789 Yeah, what's day one of this like? 1314 00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:55,458 I've always been bi-curious. 1315 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:57,210 - Mm. - For me, 1316 00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:01,674 the pleasure I get from being with a woman is different. 1317 00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:03,091 Yeah. 1318 00:55:03,175 --> 00:55:04,509 - Mm... Me too. - Right. 1319 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:06,720 - And then Kai and... - Valerie. 1320 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,639 - Va... Vanessa! - Vanessa! 1321 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,473 Were you guys friends, or did you... 1322 00:55:10,557 --> 00:55:11,767 Did you meet on an app? 1323 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,310 We're pretty negative on the apps. 1324 00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:14,937 Really? Interesting. 1325 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:17,648 Swipe right, swipe left. It just seems very impersonal. 1326 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,066 Yeah, it's impersonal. 1327 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,693 - You don't want to gamify. - Sure. 1328 00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:23,821 We like to meet people in person, like, eye to eye, 1329 00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:27,032 like, organic, real connection, you know? 1330 00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:28,659 There are conventions. 1331 00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:30,493 Oh, yes. That's good. Because you do, you need rules. 1332 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:32,495 You need some boundaries. 1333 00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:35,123 No, no, I mean... there are actual conventions. 1334 00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:36,959 - Oh, wow. - Like at a Sandals? 1335 00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,335 - Yes. - Oh, wow. 1336 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,253 Conventions are very important. 1337 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,423 - They also offer you a menu. - Oh, a menu! 1338 00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:45,676 A menu. A menu of things you're into. 1339 00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,469 That's good. I like it's organized. I like a menu. 1340 00:55:47,552 --> 00:55:48,887 - You do love a menu. - That's nice. 1341 00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:50,889 - You do like organization. - That's great. 1342 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:53,391 When you engage with someone, you already know what they want. 1343 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:56,311 They have already sent their preferences in advance. 1344 00:55:56,394 --> 00:55:57,730 It's like "Below Deck." 1345 00:55:57,813 --> 00:55:59,732 It's like a preference sheet on "Below Deck." 1346 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,316 It's a reality show. 1347 00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:02,901 - It's about yachts. - You're speaking our language. 1348 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,277 We get it. We get it now. 1349 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:05,696 Honestly, I think 1350 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:09,157 maybe the best thing about group sex is, 1351 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:12,620 it forces total clarity of communication. 1352 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:15,038 Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. 1353 00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:17,916 - The sex is probably better. - The clear communication. 1354 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,836 What happens if no one picks you? 1355 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,504 It's like gym class - you get chosen last, 1356 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:24,464 you gotta jerk off alone in the corner or something? 1357 00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:26,258 - I feel like that'd be me. - No! 1358 00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:28,176 - It's not like that. - Don't worry. 1359 00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:29,469 You would be chosen. 1360 00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:31,972 - Yeah! - But yeah, how does that work? 1361 00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,431 No, no one gets excluded. 1362 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:34,892 You know? I mean... 1363 00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:37,728 Obviously, anyone's free to watch 1364 00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,187 if they don't want to participate. 1365 00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:41,481 All right, but... jealousy! 1366 00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:43,525 No one gets...? You don't... You don't get jealous? 1367 00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:45,110 There's no jealousy? 1368 00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:47,445 I think jealousy is a natural animalistic instinct, 1369 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,156 but you have to replace it. 1370 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,699 We practice compersion. 1371 00:56:50,783 --> 00:56:52,367 - Compression? - Compersion. 1372 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,912 - Compersion? - Compersion. 1373 00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:57,622 Compression is all about finding joy 1374 00:56:57,706 --> 00:56:59,416 in the joy of others. 1375 00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:02,627 - Wow! That would be... great. - Hard to wrap your head around. 1376 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,546 And for me, there's nothing better 1377 00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:07,590 than watching my partner in the hands of another. 1378 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,467 Wow! 1379 00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:10,593 Beautiful. 1380 00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:12,763 Oh, God. 1381 00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:14,306 That's nice. 1382 00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:17,100 - Super nice. - Wow. So healthy. 1383 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:20,270 - I feel healthy just seeing it. - That's... 1384 00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:21,689 And, you know, I love this. 1385 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,440 I love that it's you and your friends. 1386 00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,483 It's like the four of you get together. 1387 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:28,611 Four is such a good number. Yeah, it's round. 1388 00:57:28,696 --> 00:57:31,114 - Sometimes... - No more than six. 1389 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,574 - Six? - Six people? 1390 00:57:32,657 --> 00:57:34,659 Six is a lot. That's why it's so loud up there. 1391 00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:36,703 - Yeah... six. - Yeah. 1392 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:39,206 We did go bigger last weekend. 1393 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:42,375 That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 1394 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,668 It was Vanessa's birthday. 1395 00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:45,879 Wow! Well, a birthday's a birthday. 1396 00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:48,340 Gotta celebrate the good things in life, I guess, right? 1397 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:50,383 Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people, so... 1398 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,845 Ten people. Are you fucking kidding me? 1399 00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,638 - Holy shit! Oh, my God! - Ten? 1400 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,515 - We rented a house in Bolinas. - Oh, nice! 1401 00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,768 - Really nice. So foggy, and... - Really lovely, yeah. 1402 00:57:59,852 --> 00:58:02,104 - We were so energized. - So energized. 1403 00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:03,772 You feel superhuman. 1404 00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:05,398 - Honestly, it was... - It was a high. 1405 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,150 It was, for me, the best in my life. 1406 00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:09,736 It was the best experience that we've had. It really was. 1407 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,738 - God! - Wow. God bless you. 1408 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,324 - Vanessa must be great. - Yeah. 1409 00:58:14,407 --> 00:58:16,451 Is she just, like... I'm imagining just like a... 1410 00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:18,453 like a ball of youthful energy. 1411 00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:21,206 - Is she just, like, young...? - No, Vanessa's very mature. 1412 00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:22,833 She's old? 1413 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,584 - No, I wouldn't say she's... - Well, she's... 1414 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:26,253 That means she's really old if you don't know. 1415 00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:27,754 - She's old. - No... 1416 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,131 Older... 1417 00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:30,632 Next time you're in there, count the rings. 1418 00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:32,342 A veteran in our group. 1419 00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:34,094 She's the most experienced person in our... 1420 00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,595 She's an oldie, but a goodie. 1421 00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:38,223 I've learned so much from that woman. 1422 00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:41,894 She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 1423 00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:44,729 - Oh. - Not jizzing. Like Sting. 1424 00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:46,314 She got me to hold onto my chi. 1425 00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:48,525 - Wow. - She pushed us into anal. 1426 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,819 - Pushed you into anal? - Into anal. 1427 00:58:50,903 --> 00:58:52,570 It's not for everybody, but... 1428 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:53,947 I hope she pushed you gently. 1429 00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:56,241 - We did really like it. - I do love anal. 1430 00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:57,951 Yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? 1431 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,162 - Holidays, weekends... - Special occasions. 1432 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:02,164 - Yeah. - But I love giving it. 1433 00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:03,874 Oh! 1434 00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:07,627 And I don't wanna speak for him, but he loves receiving it. 1435 00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:10,005 - Oh! - I actually really do. 1436 00:59:10,088 --> 00:59:11,756 I get a lot of value out of it. 1437 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:15,135 Pegging! That's... Podcast! That's what that is, right? 1438 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,511 - You wear a... - A strap-on. 1439 00:59:16,594 --> 00:59:18,721 - A strap-on. - Oh, wow! Cool. 1440 00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:20,598 Vanessa likes a handheld device. 1441 00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:22,059 Wow. 1442 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:23,601 But it's not really about penetration. 1443 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:24,978 I mean, it is a little. 1444 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,188 No, it's not really about penetration. 1445 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:27,772 - It's about surrender. - Oh. 1446 00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:29,607 Yeah, you just gotta surrender that body. 1447 00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:31,151 Yeah. Surrender that bod. 1448 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:32,360 Just give it. 1449 00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:33,862 'Cause sex is not a thing you do. 1450 00:59:33,946 --> 00:59:35,655 It's a place you go. 1451 00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:37,657 Is the place Hawk's butthole? 1452 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,451 - Sometimes - On birthdays. 1453 00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:40,911 Wow! And the menu thing is cool 1454 00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:43,746 because anyone who has a fantasy can just order. 1455 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,958 The menu is amazing. You've got bondage, 1456 00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:48,418 you've got role playing, you've got... 1457 00:59:48,501 --> 00:59:50,963 - DP. You have... - DP? 1458 00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:54,132 DP. Uh... double penetration, right? 1459 00:59:54,216 --> 00:59:55,843 I mean, I'm assuming... Is that not...? 1460 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:57,427 - It's on the menu. - I don't do that. 1461 00:59:57,510 --> 01:00:00,138 - No. - We don't. We... 1462 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,349 Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing. 1463 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,059 - But it is on the menu. - Don't wanna be tropey. 1464 01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:05,685 Hey, it's on the menu. 1465 01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:07,520 - Yeah. I mean, I just... - It's on the menu. 1466 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,272 Might not... I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. 1467 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:12,275 It's something that some people might have on there. 1468 01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:13,776 - Double penetration. - Double penetration. 1469 01:00:13,861 --> 01:00:15,445 You were listing other stuff. 1470 01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:16,947 Hey, you're a fireman who likes to be pegged, so... 1471 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:18,448 - Firefighter. - Firefighter. 1472 01:00:18,531 --> 01:00:20,951 He loves to be pegged. 1473 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:22,785 - So, fair point, fair point. - Yes. 1474 01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:24,246 I'm just, yeah... 1475 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:26,331 Honestly, like... 1476 01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:30,002 This is not how I was expecting this to go. 1477 01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:32,045 And I... 1478 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,506 I honestly feel like I have much more insight 1479 01:00:34,589 --> 01:00:37,134 into what the fuck is going on up there, 1480 01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:39,427 and I feel better about it 'cause it's not... 1481 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:41,846 you know, your run-of-the-mill married people sex. 1482 01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:43,974 I guess it is something exceptional 1483 01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:45,517 happening above our heads. 1484 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,936 - Yes. - Thank you for telling us. 1485 01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:50,063 And I guess ultimately, just... 1486 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:51,899 you know, maybe try to keep it down. 1487 01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:54,567 If you have another big birthday or holiday, Arbor Day, 1488 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,778 maybe go to Bolinas again. 1489 01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,696 Get an Airbnb. Thank you. 1490 01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:00,532 Thank you for being so understanding 1491 01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:02,200 and accepting and so warm. 1492 01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:05,745 - We accept. We are accepting. - My new friends! 1493 01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:10,417 - Thank you. - Guys! 1494 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,876 - That's very sweet. - I love this. 1495 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,086 This is so lovely. 1496 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,587 I know we haven't hung out a lot, 1497 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:17,340 but you guys have seemed cool and progressive. 1498 01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:20,593 We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 1499 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,387 - But no, we're pretty, uh... - Not like the Anavias. 1500 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,306 No, we're more... They're single penetration. 1501 01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:27,725 - They don't seem very open. - Not at all. 1502 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,477 Exactly. 1503 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:32,314 You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. 1504 01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:34,649 We are... pretty chill. 1505 01:01:34,732 --> 01:01:37,735 I knew Angela was cool, but Joe, I... I didn't... 1506 01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:39,279 - I wasn't sure. - Oh, yeah? 1507 01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:41,364 - Getting to hang out now, I... - Thanks. 1508 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:42,907 I don't know, I really appreciate it. 1509 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,409 How'd you know she was so cool? 1510 01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:46,786 - Because I'm cool. I'm cool! - Oh, yeah. 1511 01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:48,913 - There's this thing... - Look at this face. 1512 01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:51,208 - And the window thing. - Piña knows I'm cool. 1513 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:54,544 The what? The window thing? 1514 01:01:54,627 --> 01:01:55,920 - What window thing? - No... 1515 01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:57,339 What window thing? 1516 01:01:57,422 --> 01:01:59,174 What window thing are you talking about? 1517 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:04,971 Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 1518 01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:08,933 You've seen my wife naked? 1519 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:10,435 No, not in person. 1520 01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:12,020 Not in person. 1521 01:02:12,104 --> 01:02:16,191 She likes to walk around... through the window. 1522 01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:18,276 Just through the window. 1523 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:22,405 It's a little cute ritual she does. 1524 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:32,665 What the fuck? 1525 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:38,838 - What is he talking about? - Nothing. 1526 01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:40,132 - What is he talking about? - Nothing, nothing. 1527 01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:41,674 Tell me what he is talking about. 1528 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:44,427 That might have happened, like, once by accident. 1529 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:46,263 - I don't... This is... - I mean, 1530 01:02:46,346 --> 01:02:48,265 it happened more than once, but... 1531 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,392 Word on the street is it was more than once. 1532 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:51,976 Is this a big deal? 1533 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:53,395 Why do I feel like everyone knows something here, 1534 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:55,563 except for me? 1535 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:57,399 I want you to come here and explain to me 1536 01:02:57,482 --> 01:03:00,693 what the fuck is going on, please. 1537 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,487 - You want me to explain? - I would love that. 1538 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:04,406 - I will explain myself, Joe. - Please do. 1539 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,074 The first time, I was coming outta the shower... 1540 01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:07,700 The first time! 1541 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:11,163 ...I was nude, and I was on my way to the living room, 1542 01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:15,292 and I looked up, and he saw me, and I saw him seeing me, 1543 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:16,626 and then I kept going. 1544 01:03:16,709 --> 01:03:18,295 That is exactly what happened. 1545 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:19,546 Will you shut the fuck up, Hawk? 1546 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,173 And then since then, after I shower, 1547 01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:24,176 I walk past knowing that he might be watching me. 1548 01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:27,095 My God, it's a little sick ritual you guys have together? 1549 01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:29,931 It is. It is like a little ritual that I actually enjoy 1550 01:03:30,014 --> 01:03:31,599 because it makes me feel good, 1551 01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:34,769 because I do in fact like to be looked at naked, Joe. 1552 01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:36,479 - Is that OK? - No, it's not OK. 1553 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:37,939 Why would that be OK? 1554 01:03:38,022 --> 01:03:39,566 It's not like I'm looking at him in the eyes. 1555 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:40,942 I've never made eye contact. 1556 01:03:41,025 --> 01:03:42,694 - No, never once. - Who gives a fuck? 1557 01:03:42,777 --> 01:03:44,321 What does that have to do with anything? 1558 01:03:44,404 --> 01:03:46,364 - That is a huge deal. - No, it isn't. 1559 01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,783 I don't care about that at all! 1560 01:03:48,866 --> 01:03:51,369 Do you even care? You barely look at me. 1561 01:03:51,453 --> 01:03:53,080 I don't even understand why you're upset. 1562 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,290 So, this is somehow my fault. 1563 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:56,833 That's fucking crazy! 1564 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,918 That's why you don't want curtains on the window, 1565 01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,463 so the fireman can see your fucking tits. 1566 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:03,005 This is fucked, Angela. 1567 01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,800 But Joe, it's not fucked. It's not. It's not. 1568 01:04:05,883 --> 01:04:07,427 How is this not fucked? 1569 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,179 Please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked. 1570 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:10,722 I think what she's doing is great. 1571 01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:11,931 It's actually very helpful. 1572 01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,808 - For whom? - For her! 1573 01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:15,810 And for us. Women. 1574 01:04:15,893 --> 01:04:17,354 You know how many women let go 1575 01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:19,981 of their erotic aspirations for good? 1576 01:04:20,064 --> 01:04:22,109 You know how difficult it is, what she's doing, 1577 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:23,651 that she's trying to connect with that part 1578 01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:25,027 that she had lost? Good for you. 1579 01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,738 - Thank you. - Bravo. Great work. 1580 01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:28,365 - Very important work. - Fuck you! It is important. 1581 01:04:28,448 --> 01:04:30,032 Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer for this shit. 1582 01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:31,368 - It is important. - Yeah? 1583 01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:33,661 Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. 1584 01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:37,081 To desire to be desired. 1585 01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:39,667 Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator 1586 01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:43,296 - every time I see you. - Oh... Really? 1587 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,131 Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. 1588 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,633 I'm so sorry, Piña. 1589 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,260 Really, Joe? Wow! 1590 01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:50,011 He thinks I don't notice, but I do. 1591 01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:51,929 It's like a little game we have, right? 1592 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,556 Such a fucking hypocrite. 1593 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,892 I don't... I don't... They're out there sometimes. 1594 01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,977 - They're hard not to see. - Let me ask you something. 1595 01:04:58,060 --> 01:05:00,313 When you look at my boobs, 1596 01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:03,650 do they seem - my boobs - 1597 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,735 do they seem out of reach to you? 1598 01:05:05,818 --> 01:05:07,320 No, it's a small elevator. 1599 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:09,239 I could just grab 'em if I wanted. 1600 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,659 - That's not what I'm asking. - What are you asking? 1601 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:16,788 Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 1602 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:21,668 I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 1603 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,504 Do me a favor. Please look at my boobs right now. 1604 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:27,299 - What is happening right now? - Look at them. Look at them. 1605 01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:28,758 I don't want to right now. 1606 01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:30,552 - Look! - Look at them. 1607 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:32,304 - Joe, look at them. - I don't wanna right now. 1608 01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:34,264 - Don't be rude. - It's fine. You just enjoy it. 1609 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:36,182 Don't be rude! Look at them. 1610 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,642 I don't wanna look at them. I don't... 1611 01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:40,187 Why are you teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 1612 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,189 Look, I'm not a sicko like you. 1613 01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:45,107 I ain't gonna look at another man's wife's fucking tits 1614 01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:47,277 to jerk off to, OK? I'm normal. 1615 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,028 - Who's doing that? - You're doing that. 1616 01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:50,447 - Who? - You! 1617 01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:51,906 - When? - Every morning, apparently. 1618 01:05:51,989 --> 01:05:53,825 What? No. I... 1619 01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:55,368 I make love to Piña. 1620 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:58,371 I tell her about Angela when I see her, 1621 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,498 and she likes it. 1622 01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:01,916 It's our thing. 1623 01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:07,505 Oh, you guys talk about me when you're... 1624 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:10,467 - Yes, my love, of course we do. - Yeah. 1625 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:12,302 Oh... 1626 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:14,011 Really? 1627 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,513 A lot. 1628 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:16,931 Wow! 1629 01:06:17,014 --> 01:06:18,225 I see what's happening right now, Angela. 1630 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:20,643 - What? - This whole thing was a setup. 1631 01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:22,895 You planned this whole fucking thing right now. 1632 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,397 - What are you talking about? - Holy shit! 1633 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,358 The cheese, the soufflé and the meat, 1634 01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:27,984 and you didn't tell me they were coming. 1635 01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:29,819 You were trying to have a threesome with these people. 1636 01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:32,364 You knew they were fucking other people up there, 1637 01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,366 and you planned this whole thing. 1638 01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,993 This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 1639 01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:38,370 What the fuck, Joe! 1640 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:39,871 I was just trying to have a nice night 1641 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:41,289 with some fucking wine and cheese. 1642 01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:42,540 What are you talking about? 1643 01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:44,208 You wanna all fuck each other! 1644 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:46,878 You've been plotting this whole thing behind my back. 1645 01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:49,213 - Stop laughing at me. - Joe. Joe. 1646 01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,882 - Joe... - What? 1647 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:52,800 That is not what has been happening. 1648 01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:54,761 - No? Then what? - No, of course not. 1649 01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,304 Did we ever talk to Angela about this? 1650 01:06:56,388 --> 01:06:58,348 - Never. - Never. Never. 1651 01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:01,726 I mean, it's... It is sort of why we came down here, but... 1652 01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:10,943 Do not speak Spanish. Stop it. 1653 01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:15,281 Stop speaking Spanish! 1654 01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:19,076 OK. OK. OK. 1655 01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:21,954 Joe, Angela... 1656 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,040 Um... 1657 01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,959 We did come down here tonight to invite you. 1658 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,547 - Invite us...? - To join us. 1659 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,466 Join you for... 1660 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,092 - For sex. - ...sex. 1661 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:38,012 - Sex. - For group sex. 1662 01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:39,847 What else? 1663 01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:43,100 - Us? - Yes. 1664 01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:45,895 - Me? - Both of you. 1665 01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:47,314 Both of who? 1666 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:49,774 - Both of you. - Including me? 1667 01:07:49,857 --> 01:07:52,985 Yeah, both... Both of you means you. 1668 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,737 - Did you hear that, Joe? - I did. 1669 01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,531 - Angela, did you hear that? - Sure did. 1670 01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:58,324 You heard that, too? All right. 1671 01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:02,412 We've been talking about this for quite a while, actually. 1672 01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:03,871 Oh? 1673 01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:07,500 We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 1674 01:08:07,959 --> 01:08:09,461 OK. 1675 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:11,337 We were getting signals, you know, in the window. 1676 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:13,089 - OK. - In the elevator. 1677 01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:16,342 They seem to be very warm signals. 1678 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:19,053 - Signals we liked. So... - Wow! 1679 01:08:19,136 --> 01:08:21,514 That's what this has been about. 1680 01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:22,849 OK? 1681 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,477 That is so nice. Thank you. 1682 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,604 - Yeah. - Oh, say thank you, Joe. 1683 01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:30,147 - Thank you. - Thank you. Very flattering. 1684 01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:31,899 - Feel very complimented. - Mm-hmm. 1685 01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:35,027 We find you very, very attractive. 1686 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:40,116 - Thank you. - We talk about you. 1687 01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:41,993 I know. 1688 01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:44,120 You talk about my orgasms. 1689 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,288 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - A lot. 1690 01:08:47,331 --> 01:08:49,876 - We really do. Yeah. - OK. 1691 01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,794 I think, um... even before we came down, 1692 01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:55,256 we said you guys have a real quiet sex appeal. 1693 01:08:55,339 --> 01:08:58,009 So do you two, too... as well. 1694 01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,511 - I wouldn't say it was quiet. - No. 1695 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,391 So, we want to propose to you 1696 01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:08,853 that we share a sexual experience together. OK? 1697 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,939 Just to be clear... 1698 01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:16,152 You, you, her... and me? 1699 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,278 - Yes. - Me too? 1700 01:09:17,361 --> 01:09:18,821 - Yes, also you. - OK. 1701 01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:20,406 - Yes. - OK. 1702 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:23,576 But, but, but... it doesn't have to be tonight, OK? 1703 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:25,703 - Oh... Right. - No pressure. 1704 01:09:25,787 --> 01:09:28,122 - But it could be. - Could be tonight. 1705 01:09:28,205 --> 01:09:30,207 - I brought condoms and... - Condoms! 1706 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:31,501 Wow! 1707 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:34,128 - It's like it's pre 9/11. - Wow! 1708 01:09:34,211 --> 01:09:35,713 How do... 1709 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:38,174 Hypothetically speaking, like, if this were something 1710 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,635 that we were to consider proceeding with... 1711 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:43,095 Yeah, how would this shake down? 1712 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:47,016 What would the procedural protocol be, technically? 1713 01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:49,226 - The procedural protocol? - Yeah. 1714 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:51,563 - Just... to know. - Just to know. 1715 01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:53,648 Just so we could, yeah... 1716 01:09:53,731 --> 01:09:55,399 I mean, that's what we were talking about. 1717 01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:57,276 Right! Just, like, to recap really quick. 1718 01:09:57,359 --> 01:10:02,156 Just, specifically, how would this work? 1719 01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:05,367 We can all be together. 1720 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:08,245 - We can watch you. - You don't wanna do that. 1721 01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:11,290 We could, um... obviously swap. 1722 01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:13,751 - Uh-huh. - Swap. A little swaparoo. 1723 01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:18,715 Sometimes it helps to... to add a neutral element. 1724 01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:20,174 Like a referee. 1725 01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:23,553 Carolina... 1726 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:26,973 No Pepe, no Thomas. 1727 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,308 Think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Thomas. 1728 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:31,018 - I think... - Yeah. 1729 01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:33,062 - It's whatever we want... - Whatever you want. 1730 01:10:33,145 --> 01:10:35,231 ...and whenever. - Whenever. 1731 01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:37,734 Consider it an open invite. 1732 01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:39,151 - All right. - Right. 1733 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:44,323 But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 1734 01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:46,075 OK. 1735 01:10:46,158 --> 01:10:47,952 Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 1736 01:10:48,035 --> 01:10:49,411 Weekends... also tough. 1737 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:50,872 I'm actually training for a half-marathon. 1738 01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:52,373 They're inviting us to an orgy, 1739 01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:54,917 and you're giving them your Google calendar? 1740 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,460 You overthink everything! 1741 01:10:56,544 --> 01:10:58,170 You're overthinking this as well. 1742 01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:00,590 At least I'm brave enough to get into scheduling. 1743 01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:02,717 You've literally offered me no logistical help. 1744 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,636 - I'll do this. - Oh, really? 1745 01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:06,888 I'll schedule it for right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. 1746 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:09,807 Incredible how unsexy you're managing to make this moment! 1747 01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:12,977 OK, OK, OK, I'm... I'm getting worried. 1748 01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:16,981 - Why? - Yeah, because... hmm...! 1749 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:21,443 As horny as I am right now, I just... 1750 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:24,822 We cannot do this from an angry place. 1751 01:11:24,906 --> 01:11:26,949 - We're not angry. - I'm actually no angry. 1752 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:30,161 This is me happy. You just haven't seen it yet. 1753 01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:32,580 I don't think you guys are there. 1754 01:11:32,664 --> 01:11:34,290 We're there. I can't speak for him, 1755 01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:35,792 but personally, I'm very there. 1756 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,376 I feel very good about this. I feel there. 1757 01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:39,211 - I would actually do this. - I would do this. 1758 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,797 - You would actually do this? - Yeah. Do you wanna do this? 1759 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,256 - I would do this. - We're doing this. 1760 01:11:42,339 --> 01:11:43,966 I think we would do this. 1761 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:46,719 If this connection is not coming from a healthy place... 1762 01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:50,765 - Very healthy! - We are in need of expansion. 1763 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:53,350 I think it'd be very healthy for us on an emotional level, 1764 01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:54,811 just in a positive way. 1765 01:11:54,894 --> 01:11:56,688 - That's a good reason. - That is a good reason. 1766 01:11:56,771 --> 01:11:58,355 - Everyone's a little buzzed. - Yeah. 1767 01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,233 - Feeling good, feeling loose. - They're good reasons. 1768 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:02,735 - We haven't eaten too much. - Right. 1769 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,195 We have relatively empty stomachs. 1770 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:05,947 Yeah, and Maggie's not home. 1771 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,074 I'm sorry. I just mean it's, like, a good time 1772 01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:10,409 because it's a free time. It's a good time for us. 1773 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:12,119 I'd say there's, uh... 1774 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:15,122 - no time like ahora. - Yeah. 1775 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:16,708 - Ahora. - Ahora. 1776 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:19,085 - I'm good with ahora. - Yeah! 1777 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,920 - Ahora. - Definitely ahora. 1778 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:22,129 Yeah. 1779 01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:28,510 I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 1780 01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:31,973 - Right. - Fuck! 1781 01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:35,852 But we could try to connect separately. 1782 01:12:36,728 --> 01:12:38,062 Oh? 1783 01:12:38,145 --> 01:12:40,314 - Yeah. - All right. 1784 01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:41,941 - Yeah. - OK. 1785 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:43,567 - Joe. - Yes? 1786 01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:45,486 How would you feel about spending a little bit of time 1787 01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:46,904 alone with me? 1788 01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:51,075 - How would you feel about that? - Mm, I'm... 1789 01:12:51,158 --> 01:12:52,451 You'd feel good about it? 1790 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:54,286 - You'd feel OK about it? - Mm-hmm. 1791 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:57,498 Then I would also feel good about that as a plan of action 1792 01:12:57,581 --> 01:12:59,792 I would be willing to proceed with. 1793 01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,336 Angela? 1794 01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:04,714 - Uh... - Knock yourself out! 1795 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:08,550 Yeah. I do... Yes! That. Yes. 1796 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,970 - Look at us. - OK. 1797 01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,388 - Whew! - Hey... come on. 1798 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:14,766 - OK. - OK. Yeah. 1799 01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:18,102 We're gonna separate but still be together, 1800 01:13:18,185 --> 01:13:20,813 so... feeling positive? 1801 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:22,231 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1802 01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:24,233 Joe, any reservations? 1803 01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:26,903 I would maybe prefer 1804 01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:29,613 not to have pegging performed on my body. 1805 01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:31,448 - Oh, I... I respect that. - Thanks. 1806 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:33,284 Positive otherwise, though. OK? 1807 01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:34,952 Yes. Yeah. 1808 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:37,538 So, your bedroom? 1809 01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:38,622 - No! - Not our bedroom. 1810 01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:40,374 - No, no, no. - Maggie? 1811 01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:43,377 - No! Gross. Uh... - Maybe... 1812 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:44,712 - ...your office. - ...my office. 1813 01:13:44,796 --> 01:13:45,880 - We could... - I like your office. 1814 01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:47,464 - Oh! - It's nice. 1815 01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:49,550 You guys could take the, um... arts and craft room. 1816 01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:51,593 No, I think it's too small. I feel like the kitchen is... 1817 01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:53,262 - Maybe the kitchen. - Is that OK? 1818 01:13:53,345 --> 01:13:54,722 - We'll make that work. - It's just renovated. 1819 01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:55,973 We'll make it work. 1820 01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:58,475 - Great. - Cool. 1821 01:13:58,559 --> 01:14:01,854 Good luck. Enjoy, everybody. 1822 01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,856 - Thank you, yes. - See you soon. 1823 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:06,567 - Feel very good about all this. - Great, very positive. 1824 01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:09,570 - Cool. - Angela... 1825 01:14:09,653 --> 01:14:11,363 Oh, hello! 1826 01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:17,119 Namaste. 1827 01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:19,872 OK. 1828 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:21,540 OK. Hi. 1829 01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:24,251 Uh, Joe. 1830 01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:27,463 Oh. 1831 01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:29,924 - Cheers. - Thank you. Great. 1832 01:14:30,591 --> 01:14:31,801 OK... 1833 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,357 I meant to do the dishes 1834 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,400 before you guys arrived tonight. 1835 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:51,863 Just give me a second - I'm gonna wipe the countertops. 1836 01:14:51,946 --> 01:14:54,240 I meant to do it before you guys... 1837 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:58,577 I mean... 1838 01:14:58,660 --> 01:15:00,412 - I'll just do the dishwasher. - Oh, no. 1839 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,081 Really quick! I can do it... I'll be so fast! 1840 01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:04,458 - You don't have to do that now. - No? 1841 01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:06,961 Wait. I... One second! 1842 01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:12,008 - Um... - Better, right? No? 1843 01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:41,913 This is a stupid blouse. 1844 01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:52,381 Oops. 1845 01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:58,930 - Do you want help with that? - Nope. No, no. 1846 01:15:59,847 --> 01:16:02,141 Just... one second! 1847 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,560 Fuck me! 1848 01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:22,119 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1849 01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:24,038 Oh! Uh... 1850 01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:28,584 ♪ You know me better than that 1851 01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:31,795 It is a good song. 1852 01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:36,550 ♪ You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees 1853 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,597 ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ 1854 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,141 Hey! 1855 01:16:44,225 --> 01:16:46,018 Oh! Sorry! Sorry! 1856 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:52,816 ♪ If only you could see into me 1857 01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:04,996 ♪ Oh, when you're cold 1858 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:08,207 ♪ I'll be there 1859 01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:12,044 ♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪ 1860 01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:13,837 Do you actually look in the mirror 1861 01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:15,506 and not know how sexy you are? 1862 01:17:15,589 --> 01:17:18,342 Oh, blah! No! 1863 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,052 - Angela! - No. No. 1864 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:22,638 You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? 1865 01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:25,557 Oh, God. No. I know. I'm a stupid fucking cunt. 1866 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,559 - I really... I... - Whoa, Angela. 1867 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,270 No, that's just my inner monologue. 1868 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:31,022 That's just the way I speak to myself. 1869 01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:33,607 It's just the voice in my head. It's not... No... it's good. 1870 01:17:33,690 --> 01:17:34,984 - Are you sure? - I'm good. 1871 01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:37,486 Holy shit! 1872 01:17:37,569 --> 01:17:40,156 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1873 01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:42,533 Thank you so much for this. 1874 01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:44,660 This is... This is... This is already amazing. 1875 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,495 ♪ You know me better than that... ♪ 1876 01:17:46,578 --> 01:17:48,747 Thank you for this. 1877 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,500 ♪ Think I'd leave you down 1878 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:54,295 ♪ When you're down on your knees... ♪ 1879 01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:57,673 Jesus Christ, you're hot. 1880 01:17:57,756 --> 01:18:02,178 - ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ - Holy shit! 1881 01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:04,346 - How do you wanna do it? - Oh! 1882 01:18:04,931 --> 01:18:06,974 How do I... 1883 01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:09,310 Um... 1884 01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:13,189 I want the, um... thing with... 1885 01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:16,608 Mm... Yeah, that menu would come in handy. 1886 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:20,821 I think the, um... thing, the one with... 1887 01:18:20,904 --> 01:18:23,199 What you, you say... 1888 01:18:23,282 --> 01:18:25,284 You say. 1889 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:27,995 You take this one. 1890 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:34,001 You want me to do the thing 1891 01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,337 that makes Piña scream like that? 1892 01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:39,798 Yes. Yeah. Yes. 1893 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:45,262 ♪ I'll tell you you're right when you want 1894 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:49,641 ♪ Ha-a, ha-a 1895 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,435 ♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪ 1896 01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:57,274 ♪ And if only you could see into me... ♪ 1897 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,452 ♪ Oh 1898 01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,747 ♪ When you're cold 1899 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:15,042 ♪ I'll be there 1900 01:19:15,126 --> 01:19:19,171 ♪ Hold you tight to me, to me, yeah 1901 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,548 ♪ Oh 1902 01:19:21,632 --> 01:19:24,926 - ♪ When you're low - OK, take off your clothes. 1903 01:19:25,011 --> 01:19:28,222 - ♪ I'll be there - Slow, slow, slow! 1904 01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:32,434 ♪ By your side, baby 1905 01:19:32,518 --> 01:19:34,770 ♪ Oh 1906 01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:38,774 ♪ When you're cold... ♪ 1907 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,404 OK... 1908 01:19:44,988 --> 01:19:48,325 ♪ I'll be there 1909 01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:50,494 ♪ By your side... ♪ 1910 01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:52,746 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 1911 01:19:52,829 --> 01:19:54,706 Argh! 1912 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,792 Oh, that's Joe's back. 1913 01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:58,502 That's Joe's back. He's... He's fine. 1914 01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:00,671 No, no, he's fine. He's fine. 1915 01:20:00,754 --> 01:20:03,382 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's OK. 1916 01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:05,217 I think... I really think he's OK. I think he's... 1917 01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,468 Yeah, he sounds fine. 1918 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:10,597 Help! Ayúdame! 1919 01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,352 He fell. He hurt his back. 1920 01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:18,355 - What happened? - He's hurt his back. 1921 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:20,816 - His back? - Yes, my back. 1922 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:23,069 Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. 1923 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:26,280 - Stop moving, Joe. Joe! - Let me be! Let me be! 1924 01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:29,575 I just need my pillows. I have these pillows. 1925 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,744 - Joe, you gotta stop moving. - I gotta have my pillows. Fuck! 1926 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:35,414 Listen to me. Listen to me. Slow your breathing down. OK? 1927 01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:37,541 - Slow your breathing down. - Don't touch me. Just go away. 1928 01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:39,543 Go away. Don't do anything to me. 1929 01:20:39,626 --> 01:20:42,087 Don't rolf me. Don't you dare rolf me! 1930 01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:44,465 Don't do this! Don't do it, man. 1931 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,882 Please don't do this. 1932 01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:47,301 Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it. 1933 01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:48,844 Take a deep breath and try not to flinch. 1934 01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:50,512 - Oh, God, don't do this. - Try not to flinch. 1935 01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:52,598 - Please don't do it. Oh, God! - One, two, three! 1936 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:57,144 Argh! Fuck you! Argh! 1937 01:20:57,228 --> 01:20:59,020 - Go away. - You're done! 1938 01:20:59,105 --> 01:21:01,398 - It didn't help. - OK, it takes a second. 1939 01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:03,442 - It didn't help at all. - It takes a second. 1940 01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:04,985 - Fuck off! - I think I did it right. 1941 01:21:05,068 --> 01:21:06,820 - Get me some ice. - I think I did it right. 1942 01:21:06,903 --> 01:21:10,115 - Get me some ice. - This is so embarrassing. 1943 01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,409 We are... We are so fucking embarrassing. 1944 01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:14,578 I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking back. 1945 01:21:14,661 --> 01:21:17,748 Our entire life is about your fucking back. 1946 01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:19,750 - Constant fucking complaining! - What are you talking about? 1947 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,918 Sorry my back is an inconvenience 1948 01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:23,920 to you having a fucking orgy. 1949 01:21:24,004 --> 01:21:25,422 It actually is, if you want to know, 1950 01:21:25,506 --> 01:21:27,090 and I'm not allowed to complain about it. 1951 01:21:27,174 --> 01:21:28,967 I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it ever. 1952 01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:32,053 Well, you're talking about it right now. So, congratulations. 1953 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,138 - Oh, no! - Is it bad? 1954 01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:35,641 Yes, it's bad! Look at me! 1955 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,727 Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 1956 01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:41,104 I think it actually is very much about my back! 1957 01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:42,648 That's not gonna work. 1958 01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:44,816 No massage, no pillow - none of those things work. 1959 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,902 L4, L5, fucking classic. 1960 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:49,905 Your back pain is about everything that you don't say. 1961 01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:53,492 You know? It's your rage, it's your anger speaking. 1962 01:21:53,575 --> 01:21:55,661 Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you doing this? 1963 01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:59,164 We were dancing to Sade thirty seconds ago. 1964 01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,999 It didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? 1965 01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:03,168 We were having a nice time. I was loose. 1966 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,504 What the fuck are you smiling at, Hawk? 1967 01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:07,339 I, I, I... I feel you, man. 1968 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,425 "You feel me"? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. 1969 01:22:09,508 --> 01:22:12,010 Do not try to connect with me. I don't want it. 1970 01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:14,054 - I've been where you are, Joe. - What the fuck? 1971 01:22:14,137 --> 01:22:16,056 So, you've been on your floor in your underpants, 1972 01:22:16,139 --> 01:22:17,808 ice on your back? 1973 01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:21,520 Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. 1974 01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:23,146 - Trust me. - Oh, my God! 1975 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,232 I don't fucking want you to try 1976 01:22:25,316 --> 01:22:27,568 to in any way emotionally relate to me, 1977 01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:28,985 you fucking pervert. 1978 01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:31,655 - We're nothing alike. - How do you know? 1979 01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:34,199 Also, your name isn't Hawk! 1980 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,826 No one's name is Hawk. 1981 01:22:35,909 --> 01:22:37,953 You go on and on about radical honesty. 1982 01:22:38,036 --> 01:22:40,080 Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 1983 01:22:40,163 --> 01:22:41,415 What is your name? 1984 01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:43,375 What's your actual name? Tell me your... 1985 01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:45,001 What is on your driver's license? 1986 01:22:46,002 --> 01:22:48,672 Howard Wilson Kelly. 1987 01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:52,384 Howard. 1988 01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,845 He's Howard. 1989 01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:58,432 Your name is Howard. 1990 01:22:58,515 --> 01:23:02,686 This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 1991 01:23:02,769 --> 01:23:05,230 It's been little Howie. 1992 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:07,107 Oh, my God. 1993 01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:09,818 That changes everything. 1994 01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:12,821 I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 1995 01:23:12,904 --> 01:23:15,449 I would've been so much nicer to you. 1996 01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:17,576 Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 1997 01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:19,202 How'd you land on Hawk? 1998 01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:22,080 It's just... It's the name I gave myself. 1999 01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:24,416 A nickname you gave yourself. 2000 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,460 Literally the lamest words 2001 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:28,295 that could have come out of your mouth. 2002 01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:29,963 Oh, my God. 2003 01:23:30,046 --> 01:23:31,923 What, were you biking across the ply at Burning Man? 2004 01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:34,343 You saw a fucking bird fly by or something? 2005 01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:39,014 No, it's something I did after my wife died. 2006 01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:45,396 You asked. 2007 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:48,148 Well, you should lead with that next time, I guess. 2008 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:50,317 She got cancer. 2009 01:23:50,401 --> 01:23:52,486 You don't have to answer his question. 2010 01:23:52,569 --> 01:23:54,195 You don't have to say anything. 2011 01:23:54,279 --> 01:23:56,698 It's a fair question, you know. 2012 01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:58,784 How does Howard get to Hawk? 2013 01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,661 So... 2014 01:24:00,744 --> 01:24:02,746 For Joe... 2015 01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:04,331 Um... 2016 01:24:05,081 --> 01:24:07,167 After she died, I... 2017 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:08,710 I was doing some things 2018 01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:10,879 that were pretty suicidally stupid at work, 2019 01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:14,174 and I was gonna get someone else killed along with me. 2020 01:24:14,257 --> 01:24:17,302 And do you know how people say 2021 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,555 your life flashes before your eyes? 2022 01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:20,931 I... I... 2023 01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:22,891 That happened to me, but not my life - 2024 01:24:22,974 --> 01:24:25,686 it was our life together. 2025 01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:31,024 It went by me in this high-speed film. 2026 01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:36,196 And I kept seeing this woman, 2027 01:24:36,279 --> 01:24:40,409 this, like, very gentle, very shy, sweet girl 2028 01:24:40,492 --> 01:24:41,993 who, like... 2029 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,580 She thought I hung the moon. 2030 01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,710 And in the film, she... 2031 01:24:49,793 --> 01:24:52,463 Over and over again, she tried to... 2032 01:24:54,130 --> 01:24:56,592 ...open up about her fantasy life to me, 2033 01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:59,386 to, you know, share 2034 01:24:59,470 --> 01:25:04,558 this kind of sensual, adventurous side of herself, 2035 01:25:04,641 --> 01:25:08,228 so that I would enter into it with her, and... 2036 01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:12,941 ...I didn't just, you know, resist it. 2037 01:25:13,024 --> 01:25:16,820 I got really tight and judgmental and insecure. 2038 01:25:16,903 --> 01:25:19,322 And I... 2039 01:25:19,406 --> 01:25:23,619 And I made her feel so bad about it 2040 01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:26,121 that somewhere in that movie, she just stops... 2041 01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:29,541 ...trying to connect with me at all. 2042 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:34,755 I suppressed her, you know? I... 2043 01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:43,388 I shut down her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 2044 01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:51,647 Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and... 2045 01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:54,941 ...she told me, you know, you got two choices. 2046 01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:56,943 Go set yourself on fire for real, 2047 01:25:57,027 --> 01:26:03,909 or change who you are and make yourself available. 2048 01:26:05,076 --> 01:26:06,870 So, uh... 2049 01:26:06,953 --> 01:26:10,123 I decided I really better change my name 2050 01:26:10,206 --> 01:26:11,708 if I was gonna change my life. 2051 01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:13,627 And so I did. 2052 01:26:16,547 --> 01:26:19,633 Well... I'm sorry your wife passed away, 2053 01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:22,719 and I'm glad you found a woman who would peg you 2054 01:26:22,803 --> 01:26:25,847 after you didn't let your wife peg you. 2055 01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:27,223 Oh, my God! 2056 01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:28,934 What do you want from me? I'm sorry. 2057 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,561 That's the moral of that story as far as I'm concerned. 2058 01:26:30,644 --> 01:26:31,895 Oh, my God! 2059 01:26:31,978 --> 01:26:34,523 My boyfriend shares 2060 01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:38,485 that very difficult and painful story with you, 2061 01:26:38,569 --> 01:26:40,236 and you're making fun of him? 2062 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,239 I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 2063 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:44,616 in real life! 2064 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,451 I really didn't expect this from you. 2065 01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:48,161 This is fucking disappointing. 2066 01:26:48,244 --> 01:26:50,413 - OK. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. Really! 2067 01:26:50,497 --> 01:26:53,834 Shut up! Stop! Stop being unrespectful to my boyfriend. 2068 01:26:53,917 --> 01:26:55,836 Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 2069 01:26:55,919 --> 01:26:57,378 She's saying... 2070 01:26:58,129 --> 01:27:00,173 She's saying what? 2071 01:27:00,256 --> 01:27:01,633 No, no. I... I was just clarifying. 2072 01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,093 I think they caught what I was saying. 2073 01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:04,636 Oh, are you going to interrupt? 2074 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:06,888 - Sorry. - Correct my English right now? 2075 01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:08,724 No, mi amor, I was trying to clarify for him... 2076 01:27:08,807 --> 01:27:11,142 No! You're always interrupting me, 2077 01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:12,477 always correcting me! 2078 01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:15,396 Do you know how bad your Spanish is? 2079 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:16,773 And I never tell you, right? 2080 01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:18,358 What do I do? I help you. 2081 01:27:18,441 --> 01:27:20,819 I've been telling you all night, this is not gonna work. 2082 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:22,278 It's not the night. They're not ready. 2083 01:27:22,362 --> 01:27:23,739 Look at this fucking mess. 2084 01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:25,281 And you keep pushing. 2085 01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:27,242 You keep pushing because you're always pushing. 2086 01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:29,703 And you know why? Because you don't listen. 2087 01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:32,163 - Just fucking listen. - OK. OK. 2088 01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:33,373 Piña... 2089 01:27:33,456 --> 01:27:34,666 Piña! 2090 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,502 No, I don't wanna talk to you. Just... 2091 01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,461 - Piña! - Shut the fuck up for once. 2092 01:27:38,545 --> 01:27:39,880 - I... - Shut the fuck up! 2093 01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:41,965 Really! Really! For once, just shut the fuck up. 2094 01:27:42,048 --> 01:27:44,050 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut the fuck up. 2095 01:27:44,134 --> 01:27:45,594 - Shut the fuck up. - I shouldn't have said that. 2096 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:47,554 - Just shut the fuck up. - It was terrible timing. 2097 01:27:47,638 --> 01:27:50,849 And... you are right. 2098 01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:53,518 This is the last time that will ever happen. 2099 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,478 I totally understand what you're saying. 2100 01:27:55,562 --> 01:27:56,980 You said that before. 2101 01:27:57,063 --> 01:27:58,273 No, I never have. I will never do it again. 2102 01:27:58,356 --> 01:28:00,358 Fucking embarrassing. 2103 01:28:01,568 --> 01:28:04,487 And I'm sorry for yelling at you. 2104 01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:06,990 And I'm... I'm sorry if this was too much. I'm sorry. 2105 01:28:07,073 --> 01:28:08,366 No, no. It... It... 2106 01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:10,243 - Don't be sorry. - I'm sorry, Joe. 2107 01:28:10,326 --> 01:28:12,412 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a joke. 2108 01:28:12,495 --> 01:28:14,455 Don't apologize. Don't anybody apologize. 2109 01:28:14,539 --> 01:28:15,707 We're so sorry. 2110 01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:17,500 I'm sorry I... yelled at you. 2111 01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:20,003 - I'm sorry I yelled at you. - You don't have to be sorry. 2112 01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:21,922 - It was horrible what you said. - You don't have to be sorry. 2113 01:28:22,005 --> 01:28:23,924 Guys... We are sorry. 2114 01:28:24,007 --> 01:28:26,259 - "We"? - OK? We're a fucking disaster. 2115 01:28:26,342 --> 01:28:28,637 We couldn't even pull off an orgy. 2116 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:32,432 OK? We are dead inside. So, I apologize for that. 2117 01:28:32,515 --> 01:28:35,393 Oh, no, don't worry about that. You are definitely not dead. 2118 01:28:35,476 --> 01:28:37,520 You wanted to fuck the two of us. 2119 01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:39,773 It just wasn't the right night. 2120 01:28:39,856 --> 01:28:41,357 But what I don't understand is 2121 01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:43,735 how you can even have sex with each other, 2122 01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:46,571 'cause you are so mean to each other. 2123 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:56,122 Because you... you do have sex with each other, right? 2124 01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:03,338 When was the last time you two had sex? 2125 01:29:05,381 --> 01:29:06,883 A year ago. 2126 01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:11,262 Oh, sorry. I thought you said a year. 2127 01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:14,933 You did say a year? A year? 2128 01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:17,268 A year ago? 2129 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:21,606 Oh, my God! No wonder why you are so awkward... 2130 01:29:22,482 --> 01:29:25,526 ...and horny and weird. 2131 01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:28,279 Do you know why you don't have sex? 2132 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,115 - Because she won't fuck me. - Well, because of him. 2133 01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:31,241 It's your fault. 2134 01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:32,826 - What? - It's your fault. 2135 01:29:32,909 --> 01:29:34,410 - It's not my fault. - Of course it's your fault! 2136 01:29:34,494 --> 01:29:36,121 We don't have sex 'cause she won't have sex with me. 2137 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,914 - That's why! - "Won't have sex with you"? 2138 01:29:37,998 --> 01:29:39,332 You don't try! 2139 01:29:39,415 --> 01:29:40,917 I stopped trying because how many times can I try 2140 01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:42,168 before I'm just torturing myself? 2141 01:29:42,252 --> 01:29:43,712 - Oh, uh... - It's humiliating. 2142 01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:45,338 I'm being humiliated. 2143 01:29:45,421 --> 01:29:47,257 Am I not worth just a little bit more effort than that? 2144 01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:49,134 Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? 2145 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:51,302 How much effort do I need to put into having sex 2146 01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:54,514 with a woman who's supposed to want to have sex with me? 2147 01:29:54,597 --> 01:29:56,808 Why should that take so much effort? 2148 01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:59,310 You're supposed to be attracted to me. 2149 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:01,312 You're my wife! What are talking about? 2150 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:04,232 You know what? You don't want to do anything, OK? 2151 01:30:04,315 --> 01:30:06,192 So, that's where I'm starting. OK? 2152 01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:07,778 It's not very attractive 2153 01:30:07,861 --> 01:30:09,780 to be with someone who's just fucking miserable. 2154 01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:11,447 So, because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. 2155 01:30:11,531 --> 01:30:13,074 You're miserable, too. 2156 01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:14,325 So, congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. 2157 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:15,618 We're even, OK? 2158 01:30:15,702 --> 01:30:17,287 You've nothing to be upset about. 2159 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:20,373 Angela, would you fuck yourself? 2160 01:30:20,874 --> 01:30:22,292 What? 2161 01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:24,335 Would you have sex with yourself? 2162 01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:30,175 Hmm! Would you... fuck yourself? 2163 01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:32,552 All I do is fuck myself. 2164 01:30:32,635 --> 01:30:36,472 I'm the only person who fucks me currently. So, yes. 2165 01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:43,855 Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 2166 01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,816 What's the difference? 2167 01:30:46,817 --> 01:30:48,651 Yeah, I do. 2168 01:30:52,823 --> 01:30:55,992 How did you two meet? 2169 01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:58,119 Who cares? 2170 01:30:58,203 --> 01:31:00,705 Who cares at this point? 2171 01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:03,166 - I'll tell you. - Great. 2172 01:31:03,249 --> 01:31:04,835 Um... 2173 01:31:07,503 --> 01:31:12,675 I was on a very bad date... 2174 01:31:12,759 --> 01:31:17,889 ...at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his band, 2175 01:31:17,973 --> 01:31:23,311 and he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, 2176 01:31:23,394 --> 01:31:24,437 making me laugh. 2177 01:31:25,939 --> 01:31:28,233 And so I made my date drop me off, 2178 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:29,943 and I sprinted back to the bar, 2179 01:31:30,026 --> 01:31:31,611 so I could see if I could catch Joe, 2180 01:31:31,694 --> 01:31:33,279 and I... I did. 2181 01:31:33,363 --> 01:31:35,365 But I don't think you ever realized 2182 01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:39,494 that I ran eleven blocks that night. 2183 01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:41,329 Did you know that? 2184 01:31:42,748 --> 01:31:44,707 - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 2185 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:48,503 I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 2186 01:31:48,586 --> 01:31:52,590 Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 2187 01:31:58,054 --> 01:32:00,723 And we had sex all the time. We had... 2188 01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:03,684 We actually had great sex. It was great. It was really fun. 2189 01:32:04,269 --> 01:32:06,479 We were best friends. 2190 01:32:08,564 --> 01:32:10,608 That is true. 2191 01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:15,280 And then you just decided to be miserable. 2192 01:32:17,866 --> 01:32:19,826 Are you kidding me right now? 2193 01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:22,913 Are you fucking for real? 2194 01:32:22,996 --> 01:32:25,581 I "decided to become miserable"? 2195 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:32,172 Do you actually not understand how I feel... at all? 2196 01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:34,007 You don't get it? 2197 01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:37,302 I'm a failure, Angela. 2198 01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:41,973 I live in my parents' apartment... 2199 01:32:42,057 --> 01:32:45,936 ...which is humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 2200 01:32:46,019 --> 01:32:47,770 Teach a bunch of kids to play the oboe 2201 01:32:47,854 --> 01:32:49,898 who don't give a fuck about it at all. 2202 01:32:49,981 --> 01:32:53,193 And nothing is gonna change anytime soon. 2203 01:32:53,276 --> 01:32:56,112 So, this is my life. So, I'm miserable. Yes. 2204 01:32:56,196 --> 01:32:57,655 Why can't you just let me be miserable? 2205 01:32:57,738 --> 01:33:01,201 Why can't you just accept that I am not happy 2206 01:33:01,284 --> 01:33:03,286 and just let me be not happy? 2207 01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:08,959 I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 2208 01:33:09,042 --> 01:33:10,376 I'm really sorry. 2209 01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:12,963 You still teach music every single day. 2210 01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:15,006 You get to live in a beautiful home. 2211 01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:18,301 You have a kid who fucking worships you. 2212 01:33:18,384 --> 01:33:22,013 You have a life that I think many people would kill for, 2213 01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:24,099 but you've just decided to make the choice 2214 01:33:24,182 --> 01:33:26,893 to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 2215 01:33:26,977 --> 01:33:30,271 You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love, 2216 01:33:30,355 --> 01:33:32,023 and we all have to tiptoe around you. 2217 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:34,192 You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. 2218 01:33:34,275 --> 01:33:37,195 - You guys want some Rooibos? - Oh, fuck off, Hawk! 2219 01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:39,906 - Fuck off! - Sorry. Sorry. 2220 01:33:39,990 --> 01:33:42,283 I am the one who gave everything up. 2221 01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:43,910 You did that. There's one reason 2222 01:33:43,994 --> 01:33:45,786 that you're not doing what you are not doing, 2223 01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:48,623 and that is because you are not doing it. You quit. 2224 01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:50,083 You gave up. 2225 01:33:50,166 --> 01:33:52,043 Can I ask you a question? For real? 2226 01:33:52,127 --> 01:33:53,628 What do you do all day? 2227 01:33:53,711 --> 01:33:55,755 Maggie goes to school. I go to work. 2228 01:33:55,838 --> 01:33:59,634 You go fucking insane in this apartment. 2229 01:33:59,717 --> 01:34:01,261 I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2230 01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:04,389 You're buying fucking lamps and pillows and shit. 2231 01:34:04,472 --> 01:34:06,307 And then you try 2232 01:34:06,391 --> 01:34:09,477 to just fucking control every aspect of my life 2233 01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:12,188 when I get home at the end of every fucking day. It's... 2234 01:34:12,272 --> 01:34:13,856 What are you doing here? 2235 01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:15,775 - Fuck you, Joe! - What are you fucking doing? 2236 01:34:15,858 --> 01:34:17,818 - Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me. - Yeah. 2237 01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:20,071 Fuck you! And I am not trying to control you. 2238 01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:22,615 - I am not controlling. No! - You don't let me do anything. 2239 01:34:22,698 --> 01:34:24,242 You don't let me get a fucking cat. 2240 01:34:24,325 --> 01:34:25,868 - I don't like cats. - There you go. 2241 01:34:25,952 --> 01:34:27,954 - They're fucking mean! - Congratulations. 2242 01:34:28,038 --> 01:34:29,747 I wanted one fucking thing. 2243 01:34:29,830 --> 01:34:32,042 Do you see how you talk to each other? 2244 01:34:32,125 --> 01:34:36,462 Do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness? 2245 01:34:41,759 --> 01:34:43,719 You made these choices. 2246 01:34:43,803 --> 01:34:45,888 They're your choices. 2247 01:34:47,890 --> 01:34:49,809 So much resentment. 2248 01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:52,853 So much. 2249 01:34:52,937 --> 01:34:54,772 Why are you in this marriage? 2250 01:34:54,855 --> 01:34:56,149 We have a daughter. 2251 01:34:56,232 --> 01:34:57,900 - Maggie. - Great. 2252 01:34:57,984 --> 01:35:03,114 That's gonna be really, really great for her, um... 2253 01:35:03,198 --> 01:35:05,116 'Cause you think she doesn't notice, right? 2254 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,327 She doesn't feel this. 2255 01:35:08,786 --> 01:35:10,955 You prefer that she grows up 2256 01:35:11,039 --> 01:35:16,086 marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 2257 01:35:16,169 --> 01:35:18,963 What's better - to have happy parents who are separate 2258 01:35:19,047 --> 01:35:20,840 or to have very miserable parents 2259 01:35:20,923 --> 01:35:22,842 that stay together for their children? 2260 01:35:30,516 --> 01:35:33,978 I think we only get a few chances 2261 01:35:34,062 --> 01:35:36,731 for meaningful relationships in life. 2262 01:35:38,108 --> 01:35:41,319 Usually, we move to different people. 2263 01:35:42,612 --> 01:35:45,865 Sometimes, we can have a new relationship 2264 01:35:45,948 --> 01:35:47,950 with the same person. 2265 01:35:50,495 --> 01:35:52,288 It's up to you. 2266 01:35:54,374 --> 01:35:56,084 But I think this relationship... 2267 01:35:57,460 --> 01:35:58,961 ...is over. 2268 01:36:06,552 --> 01:36:08,221 Yeah. 2269 01:36:14,352 --> 01:36:16,187 Yeah. 2270 01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:20,316 But I'm not your therapist, so... 2271 01:36:20,400 --> 01:36:22,485 I think I'm talking too much. 2272 01:36:25,155 --> 01:36:26,906 Hawk? 2273 01:36:31,911 --> 01:36:35,039 Gosh, you guys. I... 2274 01:36:35,123 --> 01:36:38,042 We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know, and... 2275 01:36:38,918 --> 01:36:40,461 ...maybe fuck a little. 2276 01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:44,674 Sorry to let you down. 2277 01:36:45,675 --> 01:36:47,552 Maybe next time. 2278 01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:49,970 Can I have my casserole back, please? 2279 01:36:50,054 --> 01:36:51,639 Yeah. Here, I'm gonna... 2280 01:36:51,722 --> 01:36:53,849 Let me rinse it out for you. 2281 01:37:36,809 --> 01:37:38,686 Did they leave? 2282 01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:49,029 Weird. 2283 01:37:54,869 --> 01:37:57,372 I'm gonna clean up tomorrow. 2284 01:37:57,455 --> 01:37:59,081 OK. 2285 01:38:05,421 --> 01:38:09,091 We have that place in Tahoe in August. 2286 01:38:09,175 --> 01:38:11,177 Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what... 2287 01:38:12,178 --> 01:38:13,929 ...to do about that. 2288 01:38:15,890 --> 01:38:17,642 I guess we'll figure it out. 2289 01:38:18,643 --> 01:38:20,186 Yeah. 2290 01:38:22,522 --> 01:38:23,856 How's your back? 2291 01:38:24,774 --> 01:38:26,192 It's better, actually. 2292 01:38:28,110 --> 01:38:29,820 I'm glad. 2293 01:38:34,450 --> 01:38:36,244 I'm so tired. 2294 01:38:37,412 --> 01:38:38,871 Me too. 2295 01:38:43,543 --> 01:38:45,336 I'm gonna go to bed. 2296 01:38:47,588 --> 01:38:49,173 Um... 2297 01:39:03,854 --> 01:39:06,190 Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 2298 01:39:09,194 --> 01:39:10,903 OK. 2299 01:44:06,532 --> 01:44:09,952 ♪ I'll light the fire 2300 01:44:10,035 --> 01:44:14,289 ♪ You place the flowers in the vase 2301 01:44:14,373 --> 01:44:18,753 ♪ That you bought today 2302 01:44:20,337 --> 01:44:23,257 ♪ Staring at the fire 2303 01:44:23,340 --> 01:44:30,305 ♪ For hours and hours while I listen to you 2304 01:44:31,265 --> 01:44:38,272 ♪ Play your love songs all night long for me 2305 01:44:40,900 --> 01:44:47,239 ♪ Only for me 2306 01:44:47,322 --> 01:44:49,950 ♪ Come to me now 2307 01:44:50,034 --> 01:44:53,538 ♪ And rest your head for just five minutes 2308 01:44:53,621 --> 01:44:59,084 ♪ Everything is done... ♪ 2309 01:44:59,168 --> 01:45:00,502 Shit! 2310 01:45:00,586 --> 01:45:02,797 ♪ Such a cozy room 2311 01:45:02,880 --> 01:45:06,383 ♪ The windows are illuminated 2312 01:45:06,466 --> 01:45:12,682 ♪ By the evening sunshine through them 2313 01:45:12,765 --> 01:45:18,938 ♪ Fiery gems for you 2314 01:45:19,021 --> 01:45:25,152 ♪ Only for you 2315 01:45:25,235 --> 01:45:27,822 ♪ Our house 2316 01:45:27,905 --> 01:45:30,825 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2317 01:45:30,908 --> 01:45:33,869 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2318 01:45:33,953 --> 01:45:36,914 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2319 01:45:36,997 --> 01:45:43,503 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2320 01:45:43,587 --> 01:45:46,548 ♪ And our 2321 01:45:46,632 --> 01:45:53,305 ♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la 2322 01:45:53,388 --> 01:45:55,725 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la 2323 01:45:55,808 --> 01:46:00,145 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 2324 01:46:00,229 --> 01:46:03,148 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la 2325 01:46:03,232 --> 01:46:05,400 ♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la 2326 01:46:05,484 --> 01:46:07,611 ♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la 2327 01:46:07,695 --> 01:46:10,114 ♪ Our house 2328 01:46:10,197 --> 01:46:13,158 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2329 01:46:13,242 --> 01:46:16,161 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2330 01:46:16,245 --> 01:46:19,248 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2331 01:46:19,331 --> 01:46:25,713 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2332 01:46:25,796 --> 01:46:28,924 ♪ And our 2333 01:46:29,008 --> 01:46:31,719 ♪ I'll light the fire 2334 01:46:31,802 --> 01:46:36,306 ♪ And you place the flowers in the vase 2335 01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:41,478 ♪ That you bought today ♪173826

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