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- OK.
- OK. Here we go.
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OK.
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Hold on.
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One more time.
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Wait!
Slower, slower, slower...
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One more time.
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- Uh-huh!
- And then just one time.
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Uh-huh.
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And now the hard part!
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No!
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One, two, three, four,
bam-bam...
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- You got it?
- Yes.
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And now's
the best part.
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Yeah.
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- OK, OK, OK... Ready?
- One more time, together.
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- Wait... Are you ready?
- Two hands,
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- and then...
- Yep.
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Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. You can do it.
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You're so flexible.
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OK. OK. One more time.
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Uh...
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Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah...
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I missed a bit.
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One more, one more.
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- Ugh.
- Whoops!
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One more time.
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It's perfect!
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That was great.
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Great work.
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Sounding...
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Yeah, sounding really good.
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Um...
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Maybe, uh...
play it a couple more times,
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just for practice,
but... good job.
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Oh...
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Stupid fucking thing!
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OK.
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No.
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Come on... Oh!
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Fuck me.
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♪ I'm confessing that I love you
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♪ Tell me, do you love me, too?
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♪ I'm confessing that I need you
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{\an8}♪ Honest, I do
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{\an8}♪ Every single moment
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♪ In your eyes,
I read such strange things
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♪ But your lips deny
they're true
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♪ Will your answer
really change things?
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♪ Making me blue
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♪ Making me blue
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♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me
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{\an8}♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"
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{\an8}♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me
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♪ All in life on you depends
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♪ Am I guessing
that you love me?
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♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain
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♪ I'm confessing
that I love you, over again
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♪ Over again
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{\an8}♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me
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{\an8}♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"
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♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me
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♪ All in life on you depends
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♪ Am I guessing that you love me
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♪ Dreaming dreams of you
in vain?
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{\an8}♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again
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{\an8}♪ Over again
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♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again
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♪ Over again
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♪ Sweet lover
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♪ Sweet lover
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♪ Sweet lover ♪
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Shoes off, please.
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Oh...
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Will you please remind me
why you got me this bike?
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- What?
- This bike. Why?
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Core strength. Spine health.
Remember what the doctor said.
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You were supposed to fold it.
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The whole point
of a folding bike - it folds.
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This thing is
fucking impossible to fold.
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Do you know
how hard this is to fold?
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It's supposed to be more
convenient than a normal bike.
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It's way less convenient
than a normal bike.
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Also, the wheels,
they're so little.
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It's like
I gotta pedal four times
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to get one normal wheel rotation
out of it.
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You have to practice, maybe.
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Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie!
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No, she's not here.
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- Where is she?
- She's, uh... at a sleepover.
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- Where?
- At Sadie's.
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I didn't know she was having
a sleepover with Sadie.
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Oh, it was sort of last minute.
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Oh, God.
Sadie is so strange, isn't she?
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I don't know if it's good that
she's hanging around with Sadie.
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I mean, she's fine.
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I called ahead.
Sadie's mother is single.
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There are no men or weapons
in the home.
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You called Sadie's mother
to ask if she was single?
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- Yeah, of course
- "Of course"?
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Sadie's fucking crazy.
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Mm...
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Whoa... holy shit!
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My God, look at all this cheese!
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No! No, no...
Leave it, leave it, leave it...!
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Not yet! Not yet.
Not... Not yet.
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What is all this?
What is that...
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- What is that smell?
- I'm making a soufflé.
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You're making a soufflé,
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and there's 200 pounds
of cheese?
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Is there, like, an event?
Are we expecting people?
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- Our neighbors.
- Which neighbors?
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Our upstairs neighbors.
I told you yesterday, remember?
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You have mentioned
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that for some insane reason
you want to invite them over.
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You for sure didn't tell me
they were coming over tonight.
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Why didn't you ask me
about this?
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I did.
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Oh, did you, sweetie?
When did that happen?
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I told you yesterday.
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Well, telling me and asking me
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are actually
two very different things.
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And if I'm being honest, I...
I don't even think you told me.
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It's not like you listen
to anything that I say anyway.
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Oh, fuck,
did you forget the wine?
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- What wine?
- I... I texted you.
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I texted you about wine.
We don't have any wine.
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- What are you doing? Stop!
- I'm eating a pickle.
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I couldn't have any cheese.
I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle.
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Now you're not gonna eat
my soufflé.
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And we have no wine.
This is a nightmare!
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- It's not a fucking nightmare.
- What?
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Nothing.
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Can you please
just clean up your office?
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It's...
It's just such an eyesore.
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Can you please
call the neighbors
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and tell 'em
to come another time?
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- No.
- "No".
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It's too late.
They're coming in ten minutes.
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They're coming
in ten fucking mi...
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Why didn't you tell me
any of this?
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Because we've been talking about
them coming for six months, OK?
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And they've been so nice
about all our noise
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- from the renovation.
- "Our" noise?
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Did you just say they've been
nice about our noise?
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That's nuts!
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You're making a soufflé
for these people now?
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- What is happening here?
- She said she wanted to see it.
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She just wants to see it
now that it's done,
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and she's very nice.
They're very, very...
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You know, they seem cool.
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And she just...
She has, like, presence, and...
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She's so... She's so pretty.
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Yeah, she's fine.
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But he is a fucking weirdo, OK?
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Every time
I'm in the elevator with him,
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it's, like, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, nonstop.
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- You know what I mean?
- That's just what people do.
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He's asking me questions,
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and he wants me
to ask him questions.
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And the eye contact
is off the charts.
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Yeah. That's called
a conversation, Joe.
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What is this?
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What?
That's a rug.
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- It's new.
- Yeah.
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Did you buy this rug because
the neighbors are coming?
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- Oh, my God!
- How much was this rug?
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- You are so predictable.
- I'm predictable?
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You bought a whole rug
to impress strangers.
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Isn't that
a little bit more predictable?
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I could've seen that coming
a mile away.
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Can we please do a reset?
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A what?
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Can you leave
and come back in again?
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- Is this from a podcast?
- Yes, it is. Does it matter?
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You physically want me to leave
the apartment and come back in?
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- Yes. Please do that for me.
- No, it's fucking silly.
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Joe, I'm asking you
to just do that for me.
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- Would that be OK?
- Fine.
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- I will do that for you, OK?
- Great.
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- Here we go.
- Thank you.
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Yeah. Thank you.
This will fix everything.
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- Hi, I'm home.
- Hi.
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Oh, how's it going?
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- Great.
- Cool.
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Any, uh...
Any plans for tonight?
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Yeah. Uh, our neighbors
are coming over.
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Neighbors?
Oh, man. I love them.
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Especially how chatty
and inquisitive they are.
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It's so cool.
They're super cool.
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But maybe you could call 'em and
ask them to come another night,
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'cause I'm just not feeling
up for it tonight, you know?
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- No!
- "No"?
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- No!
- What the fuck?
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No. It would be rude.
They're literally on their way.
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- What do you mean, "rude"?
- That's crazy.
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- I thought we were gonna reset.
- So did I.
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- You said the same shit.
- So did you.
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Can we put curtains
on this window?
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I don't like how they can see
right into our apartment.
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No, I like the light.
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I got this special ham,
you know,
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'cause she's from Spain,
so, it's...
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It's not actually ham,
it's jamón.
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I can't have any of this cheese?
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Please don't eat the cheese.
I worked so hard on that.
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Can you just wait,
and then they'll come,
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and you'll eat cheese,
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and then you can go upstairs
and smoke weed.
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I'd smoke weed in here
if you let me.
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No, I won't, because
it gets stuck in the walls.
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You know what?
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I actually think
it's really cool
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that they're coming over
tonight.
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- Why?
- Because...
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...I can finally talk to 'em
about the noise.
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- No, Joe, we made a deal.
- What deal?
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That we weren't gonna say
anything.
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Yeah. Well, you know what?
I changed my mind.
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God!
It's none of our business
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what they do in the privacy
of their own home.
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None of our business
that every night we get waken up
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by floor-shaking animal fucking?
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How is that
none of our business?
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How is that
none of our fucking business?
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She is having just
spectacular orgasms up there.
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Are you aware of how difficult
that is for a woman?
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Doesn't seem that hard for her!
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What,
is she your role model now?
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Yeah, she's definitely
my role model.
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She's your come role model?
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- That's great.
- Yeah.
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Can we please
just paint this room already?
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Well, we haven't picked
a color, Joe, so no.
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It's the same color.
Pick a color. Who cares?
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It's not the same color.
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Remember I almost said something
to 'em in the elevator that day?
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I was so close
to saying something.
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Oh, I wish
I'd said something that day.
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I do. I remember that we decided
we were not gonna say anything.
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Yeah, that's because I thought
it couldn't get any worse.
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And you know
what happened right after that
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is it got much, much,
much, much worse.
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They were gonna crash through
the ceiling the other day!
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Joe!
We are not saying anything.
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Why not?
They're cool, right?
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You keep saying
how cool they are.
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00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,930
So, maybe if I bring it up,
249
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,683
we can finally get to the bottom
of whose orgasm is whose.
250
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,560
Is he the whimperer
and she's the growler,
251
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,312
or is she the whimperer
and he's the growler?
252
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,939
Either way, I'll bring it up,
we'll laugh about it,
253
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,774
and I'll tell them
to knock it the fuck off.
254
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,194
It's like you want everyone
to feel uncomfortable.
255
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,029
I'm the one who's uncomfortable.
256
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,864
If our neighbors
were waking us up
257
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,824
every night at four
in the morning by blasting music
258
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,243
and I said something
about it to them,
259
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,910
wouldn't that be
completely reasonable?
260
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,496
It's the exact same thing,
261
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,123
but it's even more justified
'cause it's fucking!
262
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:31,959
Just don't say anything.
Just not tonight. Please!
263
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,425
This shirt,
is this also new?
264
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,427
Yes.
265
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,846
Well, it's nice. It looks...
looks really good on you.
266
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,432
Well, you could tell me that
once in a while.
267
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,934
I just did tell you that.
268
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,187
God, I can't believe
you forgot the wine.
269
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,772
I didn't forget the wine.
270
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,233
I'm on this collapsible bike
like a fucking schmuck,
271
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,318
and I can't answer text messages
while I'm on it.
272
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,154
Oh! Do we have anything nice
to drink?
273
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,905
No, there's nothing to drink.
274
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,407
We should probably call them
and tell them not to come over.
275
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,824
Look, we have this, this thing.
Is this weird?
276
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,201
Yes, it's weird.
What is this? New Year's?
277
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,911
We're popping champagne
with these people?
278
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,704
It's fine, look.
We'll pre-pop it,
279
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,873
so by the time they get here,
it'll be, you know, fizzed out,
280
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,625
and it'll just be
like a sparkling wine.
281
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,253
Can't you see this is obviously
not a good time to have company?
282
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,880
What the fuck do you mean?
I just made this whole soufflé.
283
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,674
- Did you see this thing?
- Yes.
284
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,634
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked on this fucking thing?
285
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,469
It's gonna be fucking beautiful
if you'd just shut the fuck up!
286
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,180
I'm gonna make this very simple.
287
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,847
Either you tell 'em not to come,
or I'm gonna bring up
288
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,891
the screaming,
groaning fucking noises.
289
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,476
What?
290
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,728
- Was that an ultimatum?
- Yeah. The choice is yours.
291
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,730
I'm sorry.
292
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,316
You're gonna bring up
the fucking?
293
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,152
- Yeah.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
294
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,155
Do you even understand
how hard it is
295
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,115
- for a woman to come that hard?
- Yes, I do,
296
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,451
'cause you've mentioned it
100 times in the last 3 minutes.
297
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,035
'Cause I don't think you get it.
298
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,206
I don't think you really
understand how difficult it is.
299
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,333
And if we say something,
do you know what's gonna happen?
300
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,335
Every time they fuck
and she comes,
301
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,753
they're gonna see
our dumb faces. That's not fair.
302
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:02,425
I could not care less
about anything in the world
303
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,344
than this woman's
fucking orgasm.
304
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,011
I just wanted
to have a nice night.
305
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,680
I just wanted to have a nice,
normal fucking night,
306
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,973
and you won't let me.
307
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,891
These people
are disrespecting us.
308
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,269
They know we can hear them,
can you not see that?
309
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,146
What are you talking about?
You sound like your father.
310
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,731
- No. That is not what this is.
- Yes, it is.
311
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,107
They know we can hear them.
312
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,484
- They get off on it.
- No!
313
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,110
They're fucking with us.
They're perverts.
314
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,737
They're not thinking
about us!
315
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,072
Well, maybe that's the problem.
Maybe they should be!
316
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,325
Why? Oh... You know what?
We're not fucking canceling.
317
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,535
Do you know why?
We don't have friends!
318
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,953
You mean I'll be friends
with them?
319
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,538
- Are you kidding me?
- Why not? Maybe.
320
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,540
It's not my fault
we don't have friends.
321
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,751
I would love to have friends.
People like me.
322
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,544
Why do you think
we don't have friends?
323
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,796
I'll tell you why:
'Cause we're fucking miserab...!
324
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,968
Hi.
325
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,471
Hi. Come in.
326
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,889
Nice to see you, Angela.
327
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,100
Yes, I'm...
We are so happy you're here.
328
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,354
Hi.
329
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,273
Ah, two.
330
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,400
- Nice to meet you.
- Angela. Me too.
331
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,943
Yes. Joe, you...
332
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,112
You remember Piña and Hawk?
333
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,160
This... It's still a good time?
334
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,329
Yes. Yeah.
335
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,997
Are you sure
we're not interrupting?
336
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,207
No, it's great.
337
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,750
- If it's good for you...
- Yeah.
338
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,502
...it's great for us.
Yeah, we love... Yeah.
339
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,589
It just... It took you a while
to come to the door,
340
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,342
and it sounded
like you were arguing.
341
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,135
- No filter.
- No, I just wanna be honest.
342
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,763
We were... We were at the door
before we rang,
343
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,848
and we could hear
you were fighting.
344
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,643
Oh, we were talk...
We were, um...
345
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,353
- We were fighting.
- We were fighting, yeah.
346
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,146
Bit of a contentious
environment in here,
347
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,274
so I understand
if that's repellent to you.
348
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,817
No hard feelings,
you know what I mean?
349
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,777
Completely understand.
You know?
350
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,280
We love
a contentious environment.
351
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,951
- We love it.
- OK.
352
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,119
Well, really, really, it's fine.
353
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,539
You hit the jackpot, then,
my friend.
354
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,999
You're in for a treat.
355
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,418
- OK?
- Yeah, great.
356
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,919
Do we have
to take our shoes off?
357
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,129
Oh God, no.
No, no! No! No!
358
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,048
- Yeah. OK. Great.
- Hey... Hey, Joe.
359
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,717
- May I look at this place?
- Yeah, thank you.
360
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,094
Joe! Be honest,
do you want us to take 'em off?
361
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,599
I don't give a fuck if you
take your shoes off, personally.
362
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,559
God...
363
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,858
- Hawk, is it?
- Hawk, yeah. Yeah.
364
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,860
- Like the bird?
- Yep, like the bird.
365
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,112
Cool.
366
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,114
This guy.
367
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,368
We've been dying
to see your apartment.
368
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,787
Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
We wanted to invite you.
369
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,289
It wasn't quite ready before.
370
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,040
Still isn't quite ready
if you ask me.
371
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,959
Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it
in the elevator,
372
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,461
but then you never called.
373
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,170
- Yes.
- We, uh...
374
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,256
What? No... I mean, we wondered
if we did something wrong.
375
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,508
- No, God, no.
- Well...
376
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,551
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
377
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,136
No, I'm sorry about that. No.
378
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,597
What do you...
What do you think?
379
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,391
- It's huge.
- So much bigger now.
380
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,143
- It has such a nice flow.
- You guys have money?
381
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,655
Just saying...
382
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,658
You really... You really got
some beautiful pieces.
383
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,451
- It's all Angela.
- Well, I know what I like,
384
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,453
- but it's not all expensive.
- Some of it is very expensive.
385
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,830
- Some of it. Most of it's not.
- Some of it is, though.
386
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,499
- Not everything.
- But some of it.
387
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,083
I guess what I meant to say is,
388
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,378
you can tell that it's been done
with a lot of care,
389
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,422
and you have a really great eye.
390
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,925
That's true.
I... I can feel it.
391
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,135
I feel you put so much love.
392
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,597
I... I did that.
Thank you, yeah.
393
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,474
I...
394
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,268
I love it. I do love it.
I really care. I do.
395
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,938
- Thank you for saying that.
- I can see it.
396
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,606
I care.
I do care a lot. I...
397
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,445
I'm so sorry.
I'm getting emotional.
398
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,448
I don't know why,
but I thank you.
399
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,115
Thank you for saying that.
400
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,867
- Yeah, it has...
- ...great energy.
401
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,706
- Oh! I...
- Wow! Look at that!
402
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,958
Energy is what I was going for.
That's what I wanted.
403
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,461
Energy's great. We talked a lot
about how to capture energy,
404
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,337
as though that was a real thing
we could do.
405
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,131
- Well, energy is everything.
- Really?
406
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:15,052
Kinetic, chemical, potential,
nuclear, sexual.
407
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,097
You cannot really create it
or destroy it,
408
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,016
but you can find ways
to shape it.
409
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,769
- Mm.
- Beautiful.
410
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,396
You shaped it
really beautifully here.
411
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,356
- I love the shape.
- Thank you.
412
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,150
Too existential for you, Joe?
413
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,319
No. Hey...
Not existential enough for me.
414
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,155
Let's get deep.
What is life?
415
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,954
Oh, that is my Spanish flan.
416
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,416
No! Oh, my God! Flan.
Oh, how elegant.
417
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,001
Fair warning.
418
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,504
Once you try Piña's flan,
there's no going back.
419
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,296
You'll be at our door
late at night,
420
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,923
like a junkie under the bridge,
421
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:56,594
saying, "We need a score",
like, uh... heroin.
422
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,305
Wow!
423
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,724
Hmm.
424
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,351
You might wanna
put it in the fridge.
425
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,978
Yes. Yeah. Come...
426
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,229
Yeah, you want it refrigerated.
427
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,064
- Is it "flawn" or "flan"?
- Flan.
428
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,357
- Flan?
- Flan.
429
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,234
- Thought it was "flawn".
- Yes.
430
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,200
Oh!
431
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,872
- Remember to...
- Yes! Right!
432
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,461
I'm so sorry. I haven't...
433
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:33,673
I literally haven't offered you
anything to drink. I'm so...
434
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:39,554
We have
some beautiful sparkling...
435
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,597
- Hmm!
- ...um, that...
436
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,098
Or maybe you'd prefer...
437
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,725
- Wine.
- Wine's better.
438
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,061
- Wine. Wine.
- Yeah.
439
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,354
Wine.
Do we have wine?
440
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,398
- We do have wine.
- We do have wine?
441
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,025
- Oh, we do. We have wine.
- Oh, wine.
442
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,528
We have...
We have the anniversary wine.
443
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,112
- Our anniversary wine?
- Yes.
444
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,989
The wine my uncle gave us
for our anniversary
445
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,616
that we've been saving
for a special occasion?
446
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,159
- Château Haut-Brion?
- Yes.
447
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,661
- 1980?
- Yes.
448
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,454
Get the wine!
449
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,831
- We have.
- We do have wine.
450
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,958
We've been waiting
for the perfect moment.
451
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,126
- Are you sure this is it?
- Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep.
452
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,046
Yeah. Totally.
453
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,757
That's great. Finally!
454
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,759
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- There it is. 1982.
455
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,260
- Yeah.
- Château Haut-Brion.
456
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,762
Perfect. Great.
457
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:22,972
You wanna save that
for another time?
458
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,640
Oh my God, no! What time?
459
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,517
- This is it!
- No. Are you kidding me? Yeah.
460
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,811
No time like the present, huh?
461
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,772
Do you wanna open it?
462
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:35,985
- Of course. Yeah. Um... yep.
- That's not where it is.
463
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,612
It's usually in there.
It should be in there.
464
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,030
- No, it's never been in there.
- Definitely, I...
465
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,949
- It should be in here.
- No, it's never been in there.
466
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,660
- Literally never been in there!
- Never been in there?
467
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,746
It's not there. No, 'cause I
never would've put it in there.
468
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,497
- That's not where it goes.
- Often is in there.
469
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,374
It's literally
never been there.
470
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,501
- Do you want me to do it?
- Got it!
471
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,796
Sorry. We don't, um...
472
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,508
...have people over very often.
473
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,968
- Do you want me to do it?
- I got it.
474
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,219
OK.
475
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,185
- Boom! My God...
- Bravo!
476
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,646
Wow!
477
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,272
- Little bit of cork in there.
- Yeah...
478
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,565
I had confidence, Joe.
479
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,150
Thank you.
I knew I'd get there.
480
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,902
Ah...
481
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,656
- Mm... Yeah.
- Thank you so much.
482
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,157
- Yes. Great.
- Sláinte.
483
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,535
- Salud.
- Joe, thank your uncle.
484
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,787
He's, uh... He's dead, so...
485
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:31,206
Maybe next time.
Pretty weird guy.
486
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,208
- Oh, how is your daughter?
- Maggie?
487
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,544
She's so cool.
488
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,128
She is cool.
Yeah. She's great.
489
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,088
- I love her style.
- I know, right?
490
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,632
- She's awesome.
- Yeah, she's...
491
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,426
She's amazing.
I'm really gonna miss her.
492
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,928
Where's she going?
493
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,139
To college.
494
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:50,142
In six years?
She's... She's twelve years old!
495
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:53,145
Yeah, I know. But it's just...
I'm gonna miss her,
496
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,940
and I'm just gonna be alone.
497
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,108
What about me?
Where have I gone?
498
00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,819
I'm just saying it's gonna be...
499
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,904
- It's gonna be different.
- Do you know something I don't?
500
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,657
No, I do not. I'm just saying,
it... won't be the same.
501
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,076
It's not gonna be the same.
So... I'm sorry.
502
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,787
I'm just, I feel like
I'm becoming emotional again.
503
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,581
Sorry for what?
504
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,916
I mean, we would be crazy
if we didn't cry.
505
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,500
- Yeah.
- You know, it's the best way
506
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,337
to release stress hormones, cortisol.
507
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,589
Oh, I have a lot of that, then.
That's what I do.
508
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,174
- She does.
- It's just...
509
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,968
There's nothing in the world
better than being a mom,
510
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,552
you know?
511
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,347
For... For some.
512
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:33,644
But not everyone, because
that... that isn't your path.
513
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,355
- You... You don't...
- I mean, we talk about it.
514
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,940
- We think about it.
- Right.
515
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,234
- Hasn't been a priority.
- Yeah.
516
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,777
- No, no. Yeah, maybe.
- Yeah.
517
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,403
- Maybe.
- That's great.
518
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,239
You should probably decide
sooner than later.
519
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,616
What?
520
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:52,079
Whether or not
you're gonna have children.
521
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,665
Why?
522
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,754
You know, just due to age.
523
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,632
Whose age?
524
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,342
You know? I mean...
525
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,552
Picasso had a baby
when he was ninety, so...
526
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:11,140
It's more... It's probably
more the science stuff.
527
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,933
Mm... Science.
528
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:16,812
Traditionally, the woman is...
I didn't want to talk about it.
529
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,773
Actually, I have something...
530
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,524
You know, time, she marches.
531
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,609
Don't know if you saw it before,
but this is just something,
532
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:26,071
a gesture to remind you of home.
533
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,866
Uh, it's just a little,
um... jamón.
534
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,993
Oh, that is so sweet,
and I love how you say it.
535
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,745
- Can you say it again?
- Jamón.
536
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,080
Oh, my God.
It's so sweet, I will eat you!
537
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,750
- I cannot... I don't eat meat.
- Hmm?
538
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,127
- No?
- He does.
539
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,087
I do. Yeah.
Full carnivore.
540
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,800
Cheese? Do you...
We have so much cheese!
541
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,635
No. I mean... no.
For me, no cheese.
542
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,721
- You don't eat cheese? No...
- She's a vegan.
543
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,597
- Inflammation.
- Right, yeah.
544
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,975
- Oh, the crackers.
- I don't. Mm-mm.
545
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,435
For me, also no.
546
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,313
No gluten, no dairy, no meat,
no sugar.
547
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,981
We got almonds.
You want almonds?
548
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,357
Ah...
549
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,319
- You love almonds.
- I love almonds.
550
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:08,113
Really failed on the meat,
then, huh?
551
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,490
Meat fail.
Failed on the meat. It's OK.
552
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,409
I will eat Piña's meat.
553
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:15,120
All your beautiful meat
will get eaten. I'm starving.
554
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,705
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
555
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,332
It's totally... Hey, it's great.
556
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,792
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
557
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,335
Is there a bathroom I can use
before I...?
558
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,920
It's this... that.
559
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,798
- Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely.
- Great. I just...
560
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,967
Piña, what do you want to eat?
561
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,802
Whatever you want, I can get it.
I can order it.
562
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,136
I can get it here so fast.
563
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,805
Five minutes.
They come on a bike.
564
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,514
Anything, any cuisine you like.
565
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,100
- What do you like?
- She's fine.
566
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,143
- I don't want anything.
- Yeah, she's good.
567
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,561
But I don't understand
568
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,773
how you put all of this together
so quickly.
569
00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:44,733
I mean, we only planned
this morning.
570
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,569
- This is like magic.
- This morning? Really?
571
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:51,156
Was it? Or... I think yes...
yesterday morning.
572
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,616
- Just this morning?
- This morning.
573
00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:54,284
- Not yesterday.
- Last... Last morning.
574
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,078
- This morning?
- Last morning.
575
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,705
That's not an expression.
This morning. Happened today.
576
00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,916
Just because the days, they...
You know how they...
577
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,501
They kind of
blur into one.
578
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,419
- This morning.
- Yes.
579
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,338
Are you cold?
580
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,507
What are you doing?
What's happening right now?
581
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,135
- What you doing right now?
- Am I OK?
582
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,677
I don't know.
Are you choking?
583
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,806
I just feel a little...
Am I OK?
584
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,141
Are you choking
right now?
585
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,226
No, I...
586
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,437
- I get a little...
- This happens a lot?
587
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,492
It could be the beginning
of perimenopause.
588
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,077
- What?
- Perimenopause?
589
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,413
And it can be such
a challenging, horrible time...
590
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,664
Holy shit.
591
00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:42,291
...and last
more than ten years.
592
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,209
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God. Great!
593
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:45,627
Makes me so angry,
594
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,005
how so many people still today
595
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,799
talk about hot flashes
as the only problem.
596
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,885
- I know.
- This is a serious,
597
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,680
huge neuroendocrine change
that affects everything -
598
00:25:56,763 --> 00:26:00,392
memory, cardiovascular health,
metabolism -
599
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,853
and we are expected
just to deal with it.
600
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:07,024
Just deal with depression,
anxiety, brain fog, insomnia.
601
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,443
Mood swings.
Is that one of 'em?
602
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,445
Yeah. Yeah.
Resentment towards your spouse.
603
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:14,281
Overspending
on home goods and cheeses.
604
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,491
Abundance of charcuterie.
605
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,954
I knew you were gonna make
a joke about it.
606
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,956
I am. I'm making a joke.
I thought...
607
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,583
Let me explain it to you
in a different way.
608
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,335
OK.
609
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:33,758
What if your testicles
shriveled up and died,
610
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:38,055
and your empty ball sack
flopped around in the breeze
611
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:42,351
for the next thirty years or so?
612
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,519
How would you like that?
613
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,481
I wouldn't like that.
614
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,984
- No. You wouldn't.
- No.
615
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:53,153
- So, don't joke about it.
- OK. Copy that. I won't.
616
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:55,322
I get it. I'm sorry.
617
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,449
Are you a doctor
or something like that?
618
00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:00,244
- I'm a psychotherapist.
- Ah.
619
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,162
- And a sexologist.
- Oh.
620
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,873
- "Sexologist"?
- And I also care about women.
621
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,833
I, uh... care about women.
622
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:11,130
Hey, they got, uh...
like, a whole music studio here.
623
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,798
That's gonna...
That's gonna be bad.
624
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,384
You the...
You the piano player?
625
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,803
- No one plays that anymore.
- Really? It's so nice.
626
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,556
No?
627
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,976
Joe was in a band.
628
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,270
- Oh, really? In a band?
- Yeah, in a band.
629
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,896
- In a band?
- Mm-hmm.
630
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,689
Do we know you, and we
just don't know we know you?
631
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,316
- No. No, definitely not.
- Sure?
632
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,277
Yes, I'm positive. Yeah.
633
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,694
They might.
634
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,113
- Don't think so.
- No?
635
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,822
Remember The Onslaught?
636
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,824
- Yeah, The Onslaught.
- They had a song, uh...
637
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,451
"One Girl".
It was very big.
638
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:43,412
- "One Girl", yeah.
- It was really big in...
639
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,205
Yeah, for one week.
640
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:47,582
- In two thousand and...
- 2008.
641
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,709
- Yeah.
- Were you the girl?
642
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,336
I was, I was.
643
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,672
- Still is. Technically.
- Technically, still.
644
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,758
Yes.
I was the girl.
645
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,052
What kind of music?
646
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,845
Well, it's like
pop, punk, indie...
647
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:03,307
It's, like... It's not, uh...
It's... It's a dead genre.
648
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:06,435
- Can we listen to it?
- No.
649
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,353
But, I mean...
You know, can we...
650
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,855
- Can you find it on Spotify?
- No.
651
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,317
Do you ever play live?
We could come see you.
652
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,235
Yeah, you kind of
missed that window
653
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,654
by a few decades, unfortunately.
654
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:20,074
Joe plays...
He actually teaches music now.
655
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,783
- Yeah.
- Where?
656
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,786
- East Bay.
- Like, Berkeley?
657
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:29,624
No. East Bay Music.
It's a small conservatory.
658
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,127
- It's an amazing school.
- It's fine. It's a fine school.
659
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,920
You're a music professor?
660
00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,422
Associate.
661
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,674
Wow.
That's really cool.
662
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,260
It's fine.
663
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,679
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
664
00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:44,556
I'm sorry.
665
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,141
What is the...
666
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,144
- Oh, come on.
- Ah, la alfombra.
667
00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:53,023
What is going on here?
668
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:56,193
This rug.
Where'd you get it?
669
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,987
He is obsessed
with carpets.
670
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,529
Oh! So am I.
671
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,491
- I love rugs. Joe not so much.
- Not so much.
672
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,160
More into credenza,
sconces, things like that.
673
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,873
Holy shit,
I think it's a Heriz.
674
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,333
No!
675
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,085
- And it's...
- Where did you get this?
676
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,879
- I got it at a flea market.
- A flea market? No, you didn't.
677
00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:17,047
- I did.
- No, you didn't.
678
00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:18,632
I just liked the colors.
679
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:21,593
You did? Well, you found
a Van Gogh in a garage sale.
680
00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,220
- I did?
- Wow, look at that!
681
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,889
- But it's a rug, so...
- No, it's not.
682
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:28,016
- It's a Heriz.
- It's a Heriz.
683
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,601
Rug.
684
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,811
Hmm.
685
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,231
But you didn't pay
a fortune for this?
686
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:35,357
I did not.
687
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,941
- You swear?
- It's a rug.
688
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:41,405
Wow. You have a gift. I mean...
And that's, like... wow!
689
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,990
I wanna take off my clothes
and just lie naked on it.
690
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,409
- Do it.
- Can you imagine
691
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,536
the things this carpet has seen?
692
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,080
- So many stories.
- It's really, like...
693
00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:51,415
really cut it.
694
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,042
An incredible, incredible vibe.
695
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,628
- Good energy.
- Wow!
696
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:58,463
Really good energy.
Yeah.
697
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,757
He did our entire apartment.
698
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,967
It's so beautiful.
You have to come over.
699
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,803
And we really mean it,
unlike you, Joe.
700
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,346
Ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.
701
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,223
Are you an interior designer
or something?
702
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,058
What?
Oh, thank you. No.
703
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,393
No. He is a fireman.
704
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,270
Firefighter, we say.
Firefighter.
705
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,646
You're a firefighter?
706
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,815
You're not a...
You weren't a firefighter.
707
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,525
Yeah, he was a fire captain.
708
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,569
- You were a fire captain?
- Captain Hawk?
709
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,737
- Captain Hawk. No, you weren't.
- Oh, my God.
710
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,031
You're not Captain Hawk.
That's bullshit.
711
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,700
- Why?
- "Why"?
712
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,202
You don't seem like
a firefighter.
713
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,911
What does a firefighter
seem like?
714
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,580
They're brawnier.
They're brawnier.
715
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,290
- They have moustaches.
- What do you mean?
716
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,792
- They're brawnier
- ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"?
717
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,919
- Fuerte. Fuerte.
- More fuerte. More fuerte.
718
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,504
He's very fuerte.
719
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,715
He's pretty fuerte, although
he could be more fuerte.
720
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,550
I don't know
if he's fireman fuerte.
721
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:44,843
I was more fuerte
in the beginning,
722
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,970
but I was, you know...
723
00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:50,349
I got to my pension.
I just decided I'd had enough
724
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:55,019
and kind of gave up my hose
for the command job, and then...
725
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,730
- Thank God.
- ...I retired
726
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:59,441
and just started pursuing
my other interests
727
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,444
- and new adventures.
- Now he's studying roofing.
728
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,571
- Roofing. Beautiful.
- The adventure of roofing.
729
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,907
- No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing.
- That's what I said.
730
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,618
- Rolfing.
- Rolfing.
731
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,994
- Say it again.
- No.
732
00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,912
Say it again.
733
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,585
You're a masseuse now.
That's cool.
734
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,961
You gonna work
in the Four Seasons?
735
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,214
No, no. Rolfing's a...
736
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,716
It's a much deeper modality.
737
00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:29,012
It... It... It's challenging
for both parties, really.
738
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,306
But, um... yeah, to be healing.
739
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,393
I'm almost certified.
You wanna jump on my table, Joe?
740
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,895
Never in a million years.
741
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,608
Yeah...
I really love you, Joe.
742
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,194
What do you love about me, Hawk?
743
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,948
I like how honest you are
about what you're feeling.
744
00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:52,827
Well,
in the pursuit of honesty...
745
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,454
Who wants a house tour?
746
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,331
Would you like to see more?
There's so much more.
747
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,791
- I do.
- Great.
748
00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,418
- Yeah. I definitely do.
- Yeah.
749
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,128
I'm actually gonna smoke
a joint. I've seen the place.
750
00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,464
What? Now?
Joe! No!
751
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,841
Can I come with you?
752
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,093
- Really?
- Yeah. Can I?
753
00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:13,056
- Sure. Totally.
- You gonna go up to the roof?
754
00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:16,184
I thought I'd just, you know,
maybe go in my office.
755
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,144
That's cool, right? Unless
you have a problem with that.
756
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,896
- No. Yeah. Yeah.
- Cool. Right?
757
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:22,441
- Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.
- So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right?
758
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,818
- Cool. Yeah. Let's go.
- Uh...
759
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:27,362
Do you wanna open a window
'cause... you know.
760
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,947
- Yeah, sure.
- Great.
761
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,744
A lot of stuff in here.
762
00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:37,497
What do you got
other than this?
763
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,082
- You saw this.
- Copenhagen Designs.
764
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,834
Oh, if you like...
Let's... Here.
765
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,462
We'll start in here.
I wanna show you...
766
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:47,006
- You spend a lot of time here.
- I do. You can tell?
767
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,593
- Yes, I can.
- Yeah, it's...
768
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,261
It's a little messy.
I'm usually...
769
00:32:51,345 --> 00:32:53,638
um, you know,
usually alone in here.
770
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,895
There you go.
771
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,398
There you go.
772
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,066
But chaos...
773
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,901
Biggest sign of creativity.
774
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,653
Really? Good. Great.
775
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:11,239
It means you're focused
on more important things.
776
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,241
Oh, you know, that's...
777
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,494
That's how I like
to think of it. Not sure...
778
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,621
Not sure Angela would
agree with that.
779
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,957
She purges things.
Disgusting in here.
780
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,127
I actually did
all of this grouting myself,
781
00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,463
which I love.
I... I find it meditative.
782
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,214
Joe thinks I'm insane.
783
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,634
And then the floor... I mean,
I'm sure this is something
784
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,386
- you might have picked up.
- No.
785
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,887
No?
786
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:37,181
- Original ceramic penny tile.
- Wow.
787
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:38,558
Anyway, that was
788
00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,184
sort of similar
to what was there before.
789
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,354
But that was kind of
what I was going for with the...
790
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:45,357
The whole theme was, um...
renovation without change,
791
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,860
which I think I succeeded in,
792
00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,654
you know,
just to keep it original,
793
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,573
but with a new surface.
794
00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:58,161
I mean, admittedly,
I know a lot less about tile
795
00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:00,079
than I've learned about rugs,
796
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,707
and a lot of the bathrooms
that I've seen
797
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:05,168
- have been on fire, so, my...
- Oh, no.
798
00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:06,878
...my relationship with them
was fleeting.
799
00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,630
But, um, I'd have just said
800
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,883
this was an immaculately
preserved vintage...
801
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:14,969
...bathroom.
802
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:18,264
Wow. Um, that's
what I was going for. That's...
803
00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:20,600
- You fooled me.
- Wow!
804
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:23,895
- Oh! Facebook marketplace.
- Come on.
805
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,855
The jamón is not...
is not jamón.
806
00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:28,232
- That's not jamón?
- No, it's really prosciutto.
807
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,943
- It's prosciutto?
- Which is OK.
808
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,570
It doesn't look like jamón.
It looks like prosciutto.
809
00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,112
But I didn't wanna
say anything.
810
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,323
No, yeah, don't.
811
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,949
If you told her
that wasn't jamón,
812
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,284
she would commit suicide
in our dining room.
813
00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:39,786
I'm telling you that right now.
814
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:42,330
She can't take it.
She could not take that.
815
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,040
More?
816
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,836
- You good?
- No, no.
817
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:51,172
Like, I... I don't want more
because then...
818
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,174
If I have more than one hit,
819
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,969
I start counting objects,
and I can't stop,
820
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:58,054
and imagine what that
would be like in here.
821
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:00,056
You start counting
objects?
822
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:01,766
I've never heard of that.
823
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,478
We'd lose you for the rest
of your life.
824
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:05,770
Exactly.
825
00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:08,523
Exactly. What is this?
826
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,525
It's...
It's for a xylophone.
827
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,569
Exactly.
You figured it out.
828
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,654
It's intuitive, ultimately.
829
00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:16,906
There's only one of those,
so you're OK.
830
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:19,283
Figured it out.
831
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:21,536
This is actually, um...
832
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:26,374
This is where the two
apartments were combined.
833
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,210
And you can just see the...
'cause it's a bit thicker there,
834
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,796
that that's where they, um...
835
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,799
where there used to be
a separation.
836
00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,968
- A wall.
- Wall!
837
00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:39,220
That was...
what they call a wall.
838
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,014
The technical term is "wall".
839
00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,932
We literally
are just that much, so...
840
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,225
Oh, right,
'cause you guys are...
841
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,561
- Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky.
- Huh!
842
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:49,606
Well, so, this is Maggie's room,
and I actually did...
843
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,065
I did all the stenciling,
844
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,859
and she's probably
a little old for it now.
845
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:54,486
I'm probably gonna
have to change it, but I...
846
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:57,822
- No, it's cute.
- Yeah, it's... Yeah.
847
00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:00,033
The carpeting is...
848
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,951
- Oh!
- Wow.
849
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,245
- Oh.
- God. That's so good.
850
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:07,290
- Oh!
- Is that, like, Larry Salton?
851
00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,876
Oh, no. No. No, no.
That... That is me.
852
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,548
- You took it?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
853
00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,925
Wow! Do you work
as a photographer?
854
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,593
No.
855
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,012
No, I went to art school,
like, a million years ago,
856
00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:23,598
and I got a degree
I did literally nothing with,
857
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,433
and that is from then.
858
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,687
I mean, I think...
you know, you...
859
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,814
Your creativity
is all over this place.
860
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,732
I think you're really talented.
861
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,610
Thank you.
862
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,403
What about this?
863
00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:40,448
Oh, that's, no, 'cause that...
That's the bedroom, which is...
864
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,241
- What's going on in here?
- Yeah.
865
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,118
No, I know, I didn't...
I didn't...
866
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,955
It's... not part of the tour.
867
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,374
- It's a pretty important room.
- Yeah... Yeah.
868
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,793
Yes. He is a fireman.
869
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,670
He's really
a fireman? Yeah.
870
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,089
How long
have you been with him?
871
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:59,217
Uh... one year.
A little less than one year.
872
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:00,844
- One year. That's it?
- Mm.
873
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,261
Oh, wow.
874
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,055
Would've thought longer.
875
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,101
I was married before.
876
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,936
- Really?
- Yeah.
877
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,145
Interesting.
878
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:14,107
How did you meet the fireman?
879
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,400
He was my patient.
880
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,069
He was your patient?
881
00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:20,739
And then you started dating him?
882
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,198
Piña!
883
00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,744
This was Joe's parents' house.
884
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,120
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
885
00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:28,830
- He grew up here?
- He grew up here.
886
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:32,834
Yeah. He was conceived
right here.
887
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,460
- On this bed?
- No. No, no, different bed.
888
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,588
- Oh, good. Yeah.
- Different mattress.
889
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,715
- Different bed.
- Parental fluids is, like,
890
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,424
a little bit too intimate, maybe.
891
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,969
I mean, he hates...
hates people knowing this,
892
00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,679
- so don't...
- Why?
893
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:47,056
Because, I mean, we could
never in a million years
894
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,267
afford this place.
895
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,311
No shame in that. Like, nobody
in America can afford anything.
896
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,689
Yeah, but he just...
He really...
897
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,440
- It's a bit... eezzz!
- That's crazy.
898
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:59,110
- Yeah, it's not a...
- It's such a gift. I mean...
899
00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,655
- Just...
- Well, that's what I think.
900
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:05,033
- Make it positive, you know?
- Yeah.
901
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:09,287
Be grateful and lean into it.
Make it your own, you know?
902
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,247
- Yeah.
- So much pleasure in that.
903
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:12,707
Yeah...
904
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,208
Yeah.
905
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,964
Can I ask you something?
906
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,758
Sure.
907
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,760
I just... I have a...
908
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,804
I have a decision to make,
and I...
909
00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:28,347
I feel like you might be able
to help me make it.
910
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,685
I mean, if I can, yeah.
911
00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:33,269
Wait, did you
leave your husband for Hawk?
912
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,939
- Is that what happened?
- No, no, no. I didn't.
913
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:39,358
That relationship was over
when I met him.
914
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:47,241
How did you know
that, uh... it was over,
915
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,243
if you don't mind me asking?
916
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,496
'Cause we stopped having sex,
then we stopped talking.
917
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,959
Then we were strangers.
918
00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:00,004
People... people forget
that they deserve more.
919
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:03,424
You know?
They start living on migajas.
920
00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:07,053
- Crumbs.
- Crumbs. Yeah.
921
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,889
And I cannot live like that.
I'd rather die.
922
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:13,392
I think you really
just have to listen to
923
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,603
what is your heart
kind of pulling you toward,
924
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,814
what vision of yourself?
925
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,524
You know?
926
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:23,402
I mean, do you see yourself
walking on a cold beach
927
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:26,865
alone with the wind in your face
and the clarity of that?
928
00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:31,786
Or sitting on a southern porch
in the heat,
929
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,372
holding hands and getting old...
930
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,753
...or...
931
00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:43,256
...sitting in a Copenhagen café
with a stranger?
932
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:47,135
I'd go with Copenhagen.
933
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,012
I feel the same way. I...
934
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:51,931
For some reason,
I knew that you would feel that.
935
00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,142
It seems so clear
936
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,102
now that we're here
looking at it. I, uh...
937
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,854
You're so right. It's...
938
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,438
It was right there
the whole time.
939
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:01,274
God! Thank you.
940
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,693
- You didn't need an opinion.
- I did, though. I needed you.
941
00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,361
- You just needed...
- No, you don't understand.
942
00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:07,947
It's been months of this.
I've been tortured, and...
943
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:10,324
You just needed someone to
tell you what you already knew.
944
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,617
Yeah.
945
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,411
Joe just...
946
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:16,289
He thinks they all look
the same. He... yeah.
947
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:19,500
- Is... Is he color blind?
- He might be.
948
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,585
- That man's name is Hawk.
- Shh!
949
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:24,505
There's worse birds.
Could've been worse.
950
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,382
Just know that
at the end of the day -
951
00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:29,678
of all the birds,
it's a pretty cool one.
952
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:32,013
"What is your name?"
"My name is Pigeon."
953
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,182
"I'm Pigeon."
954
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,936
Shh! No, I...
955
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,855
Please, this is torture.
I cannot laugh at his name.
956
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,523
I'm sorry. How dare I?
957
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,067
"This is my boyfriend, Pelican.
958
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,568
"He's a sweetheart."
959
00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,570
And I grabbed a tank,
and I went back in,
960
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:49,197
and the dog was
where they said it would be.
961
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,656
And that's when I ran out of air
962
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,241
because I had grabbed
an empty tank.
963
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,035
Oh, God! Oh, no.
964
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,037
Yeah. So, I just...
I sucked a lot of smoke,
965
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,707
and I burned my lungs
and my throat.
966
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,792
Oh, wow. Wow.
967
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,627
- And then it was time to quit.
- Yeah.
968
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:04,921
Yeah, yeah.
969
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,173
But... you know what?
970
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:11,635
Life's been so expansive
since then
971
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,472
that I kind of can't believe
972
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,390
that I did it
as long as I did it.
973
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:20,311
And now... rugs.
974
00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:21,771
- Rugs.
- Rugs.
975
00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:24,565
Yeah.
976
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,360
- I love them so much.
- I love them, too.
977
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:29,153
- It's a problem.
- Yeah, I know.
978
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:32,448
'Cause I...
I just want all of them.
979
00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:34,617
- I want all... the rugs.
- ...the rugs.
980
00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:38,747
- Same.
- Yeah.
981
00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,877
Have you...
982
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,628
Have you got tequila?
983
00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:47,922
Do... I do have tequila!
I have.
984
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,382
- Would you like some?
- Yeah.
985
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:51,300
- Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah.
- Please. I mean...
986
00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:52,676
- They're smoking a joint.
- Right?
987
00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:54,804
- We better catch up, right?
- Yeah.
988
00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:00,935
I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom real quick.
989
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,567
These are beautiful!
990
00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,194
Thanks.
They're silly. They're old.
991
00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:11,821
- They're, uh...
- No, they are beautiful.
992
00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:13,572
- They are interesting.
- Thank you.
993
00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:15,449
- Yeah. Appreciate it.
- Look, I have this one.
994
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,118
Oh, wow, nice! Sun.
995
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,536
I... I have this one.
996
00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:36,720
- Sorry, I want you to see...
- Take your time.
997
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,723
They're two in one, or... Yeah.
998
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:43,727
- Oh, wow!
- OK. What is that?
999
00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:46,022
- It's two birds.
- Piña and Hawk.
1000
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:49,483
Piña and Hawk.
Look at the that! That's nice.
1001
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,861
I like that.
1002
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,908
So, when did you get them?
1003
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:59,535
- When you were in that band?
- I did, yeah.
1004
00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:01,204
Pretty old. Long time ago.
1005
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,122
Twenty...
Twenty years ago, maybe.
1006
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:17,845
- That's, uh...
- Oh!
1007
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,305
- Yeah.
- Wow.
1008
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:21,850
You know, um...
you should replace this.
1009
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,226
It's really dangerous.
1010
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,228
This old single-pane stuff.
1011
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,897
It'll shatter
with even a little bit of heat.
1012
00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:29,607
Oh, there's no risk of that.
1013
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:33,861
This is a very cold apartment.
There's not a lot of...
1014
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,364
- Mm.
- There's not a lot of heat.
1015
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,157
You never know.
1016
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,659
- Tequila.
- Tequila.
1017
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,078
- Yeah.
- Yes. Tequila.
1018
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,207
Can you do something for me?
1019
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,835
Probably. Yeah.
1020
00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,462
Please play something.
1021
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:53,672
One song. Just one.
1022
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,009
I love music. Please.
1023
00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:02,890
- Please.
- I...
1024
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,517
I... I should check on Angela.
1025
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,727
Make sure she didn't forget
how to breathe.
1026
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,021
You know what I mean?
1027
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,275
Joe, have you met
the new neighbors?
1028
00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:15,028
Yeah... They're really cool,
actually. Yeah.
1029
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,696
They, uh... make no small talk
whatsoever in the elevator.
1030
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,657
- They talk with us.
- Oh, they do?
1031
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:21,575
I bet they do.
That's shocking.
1032
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,369
They're pretty sweet
when you get to know 'em.
1033
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,038
Joe, put on some music.
1034
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,622
Yeah! Putting it on.
1035
00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:29,542
Uh, yeah, what kind of music
are you into, Hawk?
1036
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,460
Like... what is Sade?
1037
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:33,462
- "What is Sade"?
- She loves that.
1038
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,714
Sexy-world-funk.
1039
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:37,050
- That's not jazz?
- No!
1040
00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:38,592
No, that's not jazz.
1041
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,344
I mean,
there's a lot of saxophones.
1042
00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:42,972
No, Sade is not jazz.
Are you kidding me?
1043
00:44:43,056 --> 00:44:45,558
- It's like...
- Well, listen, then...
1044
00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:47,018
Metallica and Judas Priest.
1045
00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:48,811
You don't know
any jazz at all?
1046
00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:51,897
- Oh, who doesn't love Sade?
- I really wanna learn.
1047
00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:53,691
Where should I start?
1048
00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,985
Miles Davis.
John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie.
1049
00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:57,778
Miles with the cheeks
that go out?
1050
00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:59,405
Actually, I feel
like at this point in your life,
1051
00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:01,865
you have to work harder
to not know who Miles Davis is
1052
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,534
- than to know who he is.
- Oh! Oh!
1053
00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:06,037
He-Hey! Literally,
look what I just pulled.
1054
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,871
No, no, no.
1055
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:10,416
- You have to play it.
- Can we play just a...
1056
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,043
- "One Girl."
- Play it. Play it.
1057
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,128
Come on. This is
your love story right here.
1058
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,713
No! No, no, no, no.
1059
00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:16,964
- Yes, I want to hear it.
- Don't put it on.
1060
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,591
- Come on.
- Don't put it on.
1061
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,176
- Just give us a taste.
- Don't put it on!
1062
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,220
We've got the artist,
and we've got the girl.
1063
00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:26,182
- No?
- No.
1064
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:28,977
Hey, sorry.
1065
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,646
I'm sorry.
1066
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,649
You know what? Um...
1067
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,526
We actually shouldn't
listen to music right now.
1068
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,153
There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.
1069
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:41,155
Oh, my God.
You have to try this.
1070
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,367
- Wow!
- Isn't that good?
1071
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:45,951
Oh, my God.
1072
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:47,453
- It's incredible.
- I can't be objective,
1073
00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:49,288
but my flan is the best.
1074
00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,499
- It's unbelievable.
- Like a silky crack cocaine.
1075
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,126
It's so good.
And it melts in your mouth.
1076
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:54,877
Yeah, it's so delicious.
1077
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,546
- Anyway, I was about to say...
- No! My God! Have more! Mm!
1078
00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:00,799
Second bite is when it really
just... settles in,
1079
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,926
- just slides down.
- It's great. Look, anyway...
1080
00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:05,138
God, it's got such sauce in it!
1081
00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:07,390
- I need to talk to you about...
- Let's have shots, right?
1082
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,725
Should we do shots?
I think we should have a toast.
1083
00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:10,851
- Sure.
- Yes.
1084
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:12,603
I think shots for everybody.
1085
00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:14,522
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1086
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:18,151
Anyway, the noise
has been a thing that...
1087
00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:19,985
...we want to apologize for.
1088
00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:22,863
Because it's been loud,
and it took longer...
1089
00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:25,491
It took longer than we thought,
and you guys have been so kind,
1090
00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:29,662
and we just wanted to say
thank you and sorry.
1091
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,498
- You're so nice. Look...
- Yes.
1092
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:33,791
- We're all neighbors...
- Yes.
1093
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:36,544
- ...and we really...
- Salud.
1094
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,796
And gracias.
1095
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:42,550
We're just so happy that
you invited us and grateful.
1096
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:45,761
And actually,
we also have something
1097
00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:47,513
we wanted to talk to you about.
1098
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,807
You also want to talk to us?
That's a funny coincidence.
1099
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,892
We both had things
we wanted to say to each other.
1100
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,686
- It's nothing bad. Nothing bad.
- No?
1101
00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:56,064
I think something's
on Joe's mind.
1102
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,524
I do have something on my mind.
I actually do.
1103
00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,067
I feel like since we came...
1104
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,735
You guys have something.
1105
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,654
No, they have something to say.
You guys should go.
1106
00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:07,616
- Say it. We're all friends.
- No, you first!
1107
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:11,287
You are the guests,
and you should go first.
1108
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,206
You guys go,
and then I'll go right after.
1109
00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,790
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.
1110
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:18,043
All right. Well, um...
we wanted to apologize.
1111
00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,253
Yes.
1112
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,505
- You wanted to apologize?
- To us?
1113
00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:22,756
For what?
1114
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,633
We feel
we might have bothered you.
1115
00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:26,344
- Bothered us?
- On more than...
1116
00:47:26,427 --> 00:47:28,512
more than one occasion, actually.
1117
00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:30,055
What? When?
1118
00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:33,601
Um... at night, usually,
and specifically,
1119
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,978
and sometimes
late in the night.
1120
00:47:36,061 --> 00:47:37,605
What?
1121
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,815
- Hmm...
- When we have sex.
1122
00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,111
- You?
- Yes.
1123
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,946
- We... We do have sex a lot.
- A lot.
1124
00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,656
Yeah. I mean... yeah.
1125
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:50,993
And we really try
to keep it down,
1126
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,204
but sometimes...
1127
00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:54,913
- Lately...
- Lately, it's been...
1128
00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:58,876
It's been really impossible
not to lose control.
1129
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,211
Even for a fireman.
1130
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:02,421
- A firefighter.
- Firefighter.
1131
00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,047
We know we've been too loud,
1132
00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:07,510
and we know it was intrusive,
and we're sorry.
1133
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,678
And we're gonna be...
1134
00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:11,305
- more conscientious.
- Yes.
1135
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:13,682
- Better neighbors.
- Oh, my God. No.
1136
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:16,269
You guys don't have...
No! We have not heard anything.
1137
00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:18,437
Honestly,
we haven't heard anything.
1138
00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:21,524
We... It hasn't even...
What? Right, Joe?
1139
00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:24,109
We haven't heard anything, right?
1140
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:33,952
No, we actually haven't heard
anything, so...
1141
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,830
No need to apologize. I...
I sleep like a log, you know?
1142
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,916
- Log...
- Yeah.
1143
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:41,919
- Joe.
- What?
1144
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,630
- Joe?
- Yes?
1145
00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:47,466
Joe...
1146
00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:49,843
What?
1147
00:48:52,305 --> 00:48:54,181
What, Hawk?
1148
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,641
- Joe.
- What?
1149
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:57,476
- Don't... don't lie.
- Not lying.
1150
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,437
Joe, you've been
telling the truth all night.
1151
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,230
I... I love
when you tell the truth.
1152
00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:03,274
I... I love it. Tell the truth.
1153
00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:04,983
Telling the truth.
What do you want from me?
1154
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,694
- You're not telling the truth.
- I am telling the truth.
1155
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,196
- Joe.
- What?
1156
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,115
- We know. It bothers you.
- It doesn't bother me.
1157
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,785
It doesn't. Look... Don't...
I hate to burst your bubble.
1158
00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:16,870
Maybe your sex isn't
as explosive as you think it is
1159
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,456
'cause I've never heard it,
OK?
1160
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:19,957
Joe, we know.
1161
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,793
You knocked on our door
during the night.
1162
00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:24,211
Joe!
1163
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:27,506
- You were pounding on our door.
- No, I didn't.
1164
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:30,593
We saw you.
We have a ring camera.
1165
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:32,303
No. No, you don't.
1166
00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,429
- It's hidden.
- Where?
1167
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:34,763
In our mirilla.
1168
00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:36,599
- In our peephole.
- The peephole.
1169
00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:38,934
- They don't make that.
- It's a ring peephole.
1170
00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:41,354
- That's not a thing.
- It's a new thing.
1171
00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:43,272
- When did that come out?
- A peephole ring.
1172
00:49:43,356 --> 00:49:45,023
Show him.
1173
00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:47,192
- Show him. Do you wanna see it?
- I don't need to see it.
1174
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:49,612
It sends an alert
through the app to our phone,
1175
00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:53,282
and, um... you know, it flags it
if it senses aggression,
1176
00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:54,950
and so it spooked us at first.
1177
00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:56,994
But look, um... there.
1178
00:49:57,077 --> 00:49:58,704
There he comes.
1179
00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,539
Maybe it's grainy footage
and you think it's me.
1180
00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:04,001
It's 4K. It's not misty at all.
Look, look.
1181
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,836
Someone that looks like me,
but... Oh, shit!
1182
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,713
Yeah.
1183
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,965
Sorry, Joe.
1184
00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:11,550
He almost walked away,
1185
00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:13,010
- but...
- You can turn it off.
1186
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:15,012
I can't believe you.
I cannot believe you!
1187
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,556
Well, but it's good.
It was three in the morning.
1188
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,143
You were so polite that you
stopped to heed and listen...
1189
00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:23,228
- What are you doing?
- ...closely.
1190
00:50:23,312 --> 00:50:26,815
- But then, uh...
- Oh, my God. Joe!
1191
00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,817
Someone left packages
in the hall.
1192
00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:30,611
- Oh, my God!
- We thought you broke an arm,
1193
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:32,738
and you had to be
full of bruises.
1194
00:50:32,821 --> 00:50:34,365
Just turn it o...
Turn it... Look!
1195
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:36,700
OK, you know what?
Yes! Yes!
1196
00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:38,452
I banged on your door
1197
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,538
because you people are fucking
like monsters over there.
1198
00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,956
What are you doing?
What are you trying to prove?
1199
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,000
Are you trying to win a contest
or something?
1200
00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:46,794
It's incredibly inconsiderate!
1201
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,462
What are you doing?
Don't say that.
1202
00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,423
Don't speak to them that way.
I'm so sorry.
1203
00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:52,466
Our daughter can hear it.
Did you know that?
1204
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,176
She can hear it.
1205
00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:55,719
And I've been telling her you're
moving furniture up there,
1206
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:58,263
and she knows it's not true.
She's onto me.
1207
00:50:58,347 --> 00:51:01,183
We spend
so much time and energy
1208
00:51:01,266 --> 00:51:03,561
talking about
your fucking orgasms.
1209
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:04,978
It's ridiculous.
1210
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:09,942
- You talk about my orgasms?
- Yes, but not as a bad thing.
1211
00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:12,903
They're not bad.
They're great. I love them.
1212
00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:15,573
Really?
You love my orgasms?
1213
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:17,199
I do. I love them.
1214
00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:18,909
- She really does.
- I do. I think they're great.
1215
00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:20,369
- We talk about them constantly.
- They're amazing.
1216
00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:22,120
She especially likes
the growler.
1217
00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,582
Are you the growler, Piña?
'Cause she loves the growler.
1218
00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:27,918
No, no, no, no.
No, Piña's not a growler.
1219
00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:31,380
Oh, you're...
You're the growler?
1220
00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:32,923
No.
1221
00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:35,551
- Uh...
- It's Vanessa.
1222
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:38,387
Vanessa is the growler.
1223
00:51:38,471 --> 00:51:40,180
Vanessa?
1224
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,684
Vanessa...
Wait, who's Vanessa?
1225
00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:45,268
- A friend.
- Oh, yeah.
1226
00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:48,313
Kai is a pretty big guy,
and he does breathe heavily.
1227
00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:53,361
That could be what you're
calling animalistic noises.
1228
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,987
- Kai.
- Kai is...
1229
00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:56,947
- Who's Kai?
- Another friend.
1230
00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,533
Oh, Kai's another friend.
Vanessa and Kai.
1231
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,786
Vanessa lives
in Nevada City with Kai.
1232
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:04,372
Are you fucking with us
right now?
1233
00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:06,206
Is this a joke? Are you guys
fucking around with us?
1234
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:08,584
Is this what you're whispering
to each other in Spanish?
1235
00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:13,213
No. We know you are upset,
and you have every right to be.
1236
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,716
We've had a few parties.
1237
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,718
Things have gotten
a little more crazy.
1238
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,177
Out of hand.
1239
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,555
Parties...
Like, cocktail parties?
1240
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,766
Soirées?
What are you talking about?
1241
00:52:23,849 --> 00:52:25,851
- What parties?
- Sex parties.
1242
00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:27,895
- Oh...
- Sex parties!
1243
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,980
- Right. That's like, uh...
- Parties where people...
1244
00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:32,024
- ...have sex.
- ...have sex with each other.
1245
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,942
- Sex.
- I think...
1246
00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:37,905
that's the commonly understood
definition of a sex party.
1247
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,615
It's the only one
I can think of. Honestly.
1248
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,366
I can't think of another one.
1249
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:43,368
And we really apologize.
1250
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:45,412
No. What?
No, you don't have to.
1251
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:48,331
That's not...
No, we're not judging.
1252
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:51,627
That's... You don't...
Joe, where's that J?
1253
00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:53,796
- That J?
- The J you were...
1254
00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:55,714
- Did you leave that in there?
- The J? I...
1255
00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:57,633
- It is in my office.
- OK, I'll help you.
1256
00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,384
Why don't you come with me to...
1257
00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:02,430
- Yeah, no problem.
- ...to get that J? Yeah.
1258
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:05,015
Oh, my God!
1259
00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:07,350
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1260
00:53:07,435 --> 00:53:08,977
This is amazing.
1261
00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,854
They're having sex parties
up there.
1262
00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,106
I was right.
That wasn't normal sex.
1263
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,942
You knew it. You knew it.
1264
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,152
They are fucking
like monsters up there.
1265
00:53:17,235 --> 00:53:18,571
They actually are.
1266
00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:20,072
Kai, Vanessa...
1267
00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:22,658
This is amazing.
This is actually amazing.
1268
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:24,993
Oh, my God.
Vanessa's the growler.
1269
00:53:25,077 --> 00:53:27,871
I take it all back. We should
invite more people over.
1270
00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:31,667
- Hello.
- We good?
1271
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:32,960
- Yeah.
- OK.
1272
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:35,295
- Sex parties.
- Yeah. The sex parties.
1273
00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:36,630
Just... paint a picture.
1274
00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,215
Disclose what you will
about this.
1275
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:39,508
What do you want to know?
1276
00:53:39,592 --> 00:53:42,260
Whatever you wanna tell us.
Yeah.
1277
00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,137
They... They started recently.
1278
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,723
- OK. Really?
- Oh! Oh...
1279
00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:47,390
- It's a recent development.
- It's new to you. Neat.
1280
00:53:47,475 --> 00:53:49,518
The noise uptick
probably came
1281
00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:51,729
'cause once we started
bringing people in,
1282
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,146
our bedroom was too small,
1283
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,690
so we moved
into the living room.
1284
00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,108
- Overflow. Yeah.
- I got it.
1285
00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:57,442
That's why the sound
kind of reverberates
1286
00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:59,027
through the apartment.
1287
00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:00,654
And it's happening
just right on the floor?
1288
00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,114
No, uh...
1289
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:03,991
- Furniture, rugs...
- Sofa.
1290
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,826
That's why you're so into rugs.
1291
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,244
You love a rug.
1292
00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,996
I love this
for different reasons.
1293
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,623
You have a close relationship
with them.
1294
00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:12,791
This really
would be pretty uncomfortable.
1295
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:14,918
Yeah, you need
a high pile, I imagine.
1296
00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:16,629
OK. Wait! Just... more.
1297
00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:19,422
So, how...
How does it work?
1298
00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,008
Like, how do you get invited?
1299
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,135
Or do you invite people, and...
Maybe there's no rules.
1300
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,678
- Are there rules?
- Parameters?
1301
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,221
Can anyone do anything
to anyone?
1302
00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:27,890
- Is it a free for all?
- No.
1303
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:30,976
For starters, you've gotta have
consent, obviously.
1304
00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:32,728
- Oh, yeah.
- Enthusiastic consent.
1305
00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:36,023
And the connection has to be
about joy, about expansion.
1306
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:40,485
It can never be about anger,
never about revenge.
1307
00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:41,820
- And patience.
- Patience.
1308
00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:43,531
Because, you know,
some people,
1309
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,032
they gotta find
their own entry point.
1310
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,408
- Entry point.
- Well...
1311
00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,326
- How did it begin?
- Yeah.
1312
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:49,870
Yeah, like, take us back.
1313
00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:51,789
Yeah, what's day one
of this like?
1314
00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:55,458
I've always been bi-curious.
1315
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:57,210
- Mm.
- For me,
1316
00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:01,674
the pleasure I get from being
with a woman is different.
1317
00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:03,091
Yeah.
1318
00:55:03,175 --> 00:55:04,509
- Mm... Me too.
- Right.
1319
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:06,720
- And then Kai and...
- Valerie.
1320
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,639
- Va... Vanessa!
- Vanessa!
1321
00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,473
Were you guys friends,
or did you...
1322
00:55:10,557 --> 00:55:11,767
Did you meet on an app?
1323
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,310
We're pretty negative
on the apps.
1324
00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:14,937
Really? Interesting.
1325
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:17,648
Swipe right, swipe left.
It just seems very impersonal.
1326
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,066
Yeah, it's impersonal.
1327
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,693
- You don't want to gamify.
- Sure.
1328
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:23,821
We like to meet people
in person, like, eye to eye,
1329
00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:27,032
like, organic, real connection,
you know?
1330
00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:28,659
There are conventions.
1331
00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:30,493
Oh, yes. That's good.
Because you do, you need rules.
1332
00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:32,495
You need some boundaries.
1333
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:35,123
No, no, I mean...
there are actual conventions.
1334
00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:36,959
- Oh, wow.
- Like at a Sandals?
1335
00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,335
- Yes.
- Oh, wow.
1336
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,253
Conventions
are very important.
1337
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,423
- They also offer you a menu.
- Oh, a menu!
1338
00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:45,676
A menu.
A menu of things you're into.
1339
00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,469
That's good. I like
it's organized. I like a menu.
1340
00:55:47,552 --> 00:55:48,887
- You do love a menu.
- That's nice.
1341
00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:50,889
- You do like organization.
- That's great.
1342
00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:53,391
When you engage with someone,
you already know what they want.
1343
00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:56,311
They have already sent
their preferences in advance.
1344
00:55:56,394 --> 00:55:57,730
It's like "Below Deck."
1345
00:55:57,813 --> 00:55:59,732
It's like a preference sheet
on "Below Deck."
1346
00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,316
It's a reality show.
1347
00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:02,901
- It's about yachts.
- You're speaking our language.
1348
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,277
We get it.
We get it now.
1349
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:05,696
Honestly, I think
1350
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:09,157
maybe the best thing
about group sex is,
1351
00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:12,620
it forces total clarity
of communication.
1352
00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:15,038
Not the best thing,
I wouldn't imagine.
1353
00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:17,916
- The sex is probably better.
- The clear communication.
1354
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,836
What happens
if no one picks you?
1355
00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,504
It's like gym class -
you get chosen last,
1356
00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:24,464
you gotta jerk off alone
in the corner or something?
1357
00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:26,258
- I feel like that'd be me.
- No!
1358
00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:28,176
- It's not like that.
- Don't worry.
1359
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:29,469
You would be chosen.
1360
00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:31,972
- Yeah!
- But yeah, how does that work?
1361
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,431
No, no one gets excluded.
1362
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:34,892
You know? I mean...
1363
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:37,728
Obviously,
anyone's free to watch
1364
00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,187
if they don't want
to participate.
1365
00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:41,481
All right, but... jealousy!
1366
00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:43,525
No one gets...? You don't...
You don't get jealous?
1367
00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:45,110
There's no jealousy?
1368
00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:47,445
I think jealousy is
a natural animalistic instinct,
1369
00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,156
but you have to replace it.
1370
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,699
We practice compersion.
1371
00:56:50,783 --> 00:56:52,367
- Compression?
- Compersion.
1372
00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,912
- Compersion?
- Compersion.
1373
00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:57,622
Compression
is all about finding joy
1374
00:56:57,706 --> 00:56:59,416
in the joy of others.
1375
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:02,627
- Wow! That would be... great.
- Hard to wrap your head around.
1376
00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,546
And for me,
there's nothing better
1377
00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:07,590
than watching my partner
in the hands of another.
1378
00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,467
Wow!
1379
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:10,593
Beautiful.
1380
00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:12,763
Oh, God.
1381
00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:14,306
That's nice.
1382
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:17,100
- Super nice.
- Wow. So healthy.
1383
00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:20,270
- I feel healthy just seeing it.
- That's...
1384
00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:21,689
And, you know,
I love this.
1385
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,440
I love that it's you
and your friends.
1386
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,483
It's like the four of you
get together.
1387
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:28,611
Four is such a good number.
Yeah, it's round.
1388
00:57:28,696 --> 00:57:31,114
- Sometimes...
- No more than six.
1389
00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,574
- Six?
- Six people?
1390
00:57:32,657 --> 00:57:34,659
Six is a lot. That's why
it's so loud up there.
1391
00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:36,703
- Yeah... six.
- Yeah.
1392
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:39,206
We did go bigger
last weekend.
1393
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:42,375
That doesn't count because
it was a special occasion.
1394
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,668
It was Vanessa's birthday.
1395
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:45,879
Wow!
Well, a birthday's a birthday.
1396
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:48,340
Gotta celebrate the good things
in life, I guess, right?
1397
00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:50,383
Yeah, and she wanted to have
ten people, so...
1398
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,845
Ten people.
Are you fucking kidding me?
1399
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,638
- Holy shit! Oh, my God!
- Ten?
1400
00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,515
- We rented a house in Bolinas.
- Oh, nice!
1401
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,768
- Really nice. So foggy, and...
- Really lovely, yeah.
1402
00:57:59,852 --> 00:58:02,104
- We were so energized.
- So energized.
1403
00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:03,772
You feel superhuman.
1404
00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:05,398
- Honestly, it was...
- It was a high.
1405
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,150
It was, for me,
the best in my life.
1406
00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:09,736
It was the best experience
that we've had. It really was.
1407
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,738
- God!
- Wow. God bless you.
1408
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,324
- Vanessa must be great.
- Yeah.
1409
00:58:14,407 --> 00:58:16,451
Is she just, like...
I'm imagining just like a...
1410
00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:18,453
like a ball of youthful energy.
1411
00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:21,206
- Is she just, like, young...?
- No, Vanessa's very mature.
1412
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:22,833
She's old?
1413
00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,584
- No, I wouldn't say she's...
- Well, she's...
1414
00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:26,253
That means she's really old
if you don't know.
1415
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:27,754
- She's old.
- No...
1416
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,131
Older...
1417
00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:30,632
Next time you're in there,
count the rings.
1418
00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:32,342
A veteran in our group.
1419
00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:34,094
She's the most experienced
person in our...
1420
00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,595
She's an oldie,
but a goodie.
1421
00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:38,223
I've learned so much
from that woman.
1422
00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:41,894
She knows everything
about the depth of tantric sex.
1423
00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:44,729
- Oh.
- Not jizzing. Like Sting.
1424
00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:46,314
She got me to hold onto my chi.
1425
00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:48,525
- Wow.
- She pushed us into anal.
1426
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,819
- Pushed you into anal?
- Into anal.
1427
00:58:50,903 --> 00:58:52,570
It's not for everybody, but...
1428
00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:53,947
I hope she pushed you gently.
1429
00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:56,241
- We did really like it.
- I do love anal.
1430
00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:57,951
Yeah. Who doesn't?
Who doesn't love anal?
1431
00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,162
- Holidays, weekends...
- Special occasions.
1432
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:02,164
- Yeah.
- But I love giving it.
1433
00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:03,874
Oh!
1434
00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:07,627
And I don't wanna speak for him,
but he loves receiving it.
1435
00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:10,005
- Oh!
- I actually really do.
1436
00:59:10,088 --> 00:59:11,756
I get a lot of value out of it.
1437
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:15,135
Pegging! That's... Podcast!
That's what that is, right?
1438
00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,511
- You wear a...
- A strap-on.
1439
00:59:16,594 --> 00:59:18,721
- A strap-on.
- Oh, wow! Cool.
1440
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:20,598
Vanessa likes a handheld device.
1441
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:22,059
Wow.
1442
00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:23,601
But it's not really
about penetration.
1443
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:24,978
I mean, it is a little.
1444
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,188
No, it's not really
about penetration.
1445
00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:27,772
- It's about surrender.
- Oh.
1446
00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:29,607
Yeah, you just gotta
surrender that body.
1447
00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:31,151
Yeah.
Surrender that bod.
1448
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:32,360
Just give it.
1449
00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:33,862
'Cause sex is not
a thing you do.
1450
00:59:33,946 --> 00:59:35,655
It's a place you go.
1451
00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:37,657
Is the place Hawk's butthole?
1452
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,451
- Sometimes
- On birthdays.
1453
00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:40,911
Wow! And the menu thing is cool
1454
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:43,746
because anyone who has a fantasy
can just order.
1455
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,958
The menu is amazing.
You've got bondage,
1456
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:48,418
you've got role playing,
you've got...
1457
00:59:48,501 --> 00:59:50,963
- DP. You have...
- DP?
1458
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:54,132
DP. Uh...
double penetration, right?
1459
00:59:54,216 --> 00:59:55,843
I mean, I'm assuming...
Is that not...?
1460
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:57,427
- It's on the menu.
- I don't do that.
1461
00:59:57,510 --> 01:00:00,138
- No.
- We don't. We...
1462
01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,349
Porn tropes don't tend to be
our group's thing.
1463
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,059
- But it is on the menu.
- Don't wanna be tropey.
1464
01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:05,685
Hey, it's on the menu.
1465
01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:07,520
- Yeah. I mean, I just...
- It's on the menu.
1466
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,272
Might not... I'm just saying.
We don't have to judge it.
1467
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:12,275
It's something that
some people might have on there.
1468
01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:13,776
- Double penetration.
- Double penetration.
1469
01:00:13,861 --> 01:00:15,445
You were listing other stuff.
1470
01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:16,947
Hey, you're a fireman
who likes to be pegged, so...
1471
01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:18,448
- Firefighter.
- Firefighter.
1472
01:00:18,531 --> 01:00:20,951
He loves to be pegged.
1473
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:22,785
- So, fair point, fair point.
- Yes.
1474
01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:24,246
I'm just, yeah...
1475
01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:26,331
Honestly, like...
1476
01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:30,002
This is not
how I was expecting this to go.
1477
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:32,045
And I...
1478
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,506
I honestly feel like
I have much more insight
1479
01:00:34,589 --> 01:00:37,134
into what the fuck
is going on up there,
1480
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:39,427
and I feel better about it
'cause it's not...
1481
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:41,846
you know, your run-of-the-mill
married people sex.
1482
01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:43,974
I guess it is
something exceptional
1483
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:45,517
happening above our heads.
1484
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,936
- Yes.
- Thank you for telling us.
1485
01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:50,063
And I guess ultimately, just...
1486
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:51,899
you know,
maybe try to keep it down.
1487
01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:54,567
If you have another big birthday
or holiday, Arbor Day,
1488
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,778
maybe go to Bolinas again.
1489
01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,696
Get an Airbnb. Thank you.
1490
01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:00,532
Thank you for being
so understanding
1491
01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:02,200
and accepting and so warm.
1492
01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:05,745
- We accept. We are accepting.
- My new friends!
1493
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:10,417
- Thank you.
- Guys!
1494
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,876
- That's very sweet.
- I love this.
1495
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,086
This is so lovely.
1496
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,587
I know we haven't
hung out a lot,
1497
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:17,340
but you guys have seemed
cool and progressive.
1498
01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:20,593
We are, yeah. I mean,
I'm an independent, technically.
1499
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,387
- But no, we're pretty, uh...
- Not like the Anavias.
1500
01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,306
No, we're more...
They're single penetration.
1501
01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:27,725
- They don't seem very open.
- Not at all.
1502
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,477
Exactly.
1503
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:32,314
You guys, when you stop
fighting, you're really funny.
1504
01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:34,649
We are... pretty chill.
1505
01:01:34,732 --> 01:01:37,735
I knew Angela was cool,
but Joe, I... I didn't...
1506
01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:39,279
- I wasn't sure.
- Oh, yeah?
1507
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:41,364
- Getting to hang out now, I...
- Thanks.
1508
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:42,907
I don't know,
I really appreciate it.
1509
01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,409
How'd you know
she was so cool?
1510
01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:46,786
- Because I'm cool. I'm cool!
- Oh, yeah.
1511
01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:48,913
- There's this thing...
- Look at this face.
1512
01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:51,208
- And the window thing.
- Piña knows I'm cool.
1513
01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:54,544
The what? The window thing?
1514
01:01:54,627 --> 01:01:55,920
- What window thing?
- No...
1515
01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:57,339
What window thing?
1516
01:01:57,422 --> 01:01:59,174
What window thing
are you talking about?
1517
01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:04,971
Angela likes to be looked at
naked in the window sometimes.
1518
01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:08,933
You've seen my wife naked?
1519
01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:10,435
No, not in person.
1520
01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:12,020
Not in person.
1521
01:02:12,104 --> 01:02:16,191
She likes to walk around...
through the window.
1522
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:18,276
Just through the window.
1523
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:22,405
It's a little cute ritual
she does.
1524
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:32,665
What the fuck?
1525
01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:38,838
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing.
1526
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:40,132
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing, nothing.
1527
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:41,674
Tell me
what he is talking about.
1528
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:44,427
That might have happened,
like, once by accident.
1529
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:46,263
- I don't... This is...
- I mean,
1530
01:02:46,346 --> 01:02:48,265
it happened more than once,
but...
1531
01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:50,392
Word on the street is
it was more than once.
1532
01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:51,976
Is this a big deal?
1533
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:53,395
Why do I feel like
everyone knows something here,
1534
01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:55,563
except for me?
1535
01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:57,399
I want you to come here
and explain to me
1536
01:02:57,482 --> 01:03:00,693
what the fuck is going on, please.
1537
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,487
- You want me to explain?
- I would love that.
1538
01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:04,406
- I will explain myself, Joe.
- Please do.
1539
01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,074
The first time,
I was coming outta the shower...
1540
01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:07,700
The first time!
1541
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:11,163
...I was nude, and I was
on my way to the living room,
1542
01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:15,292
and I looked up, and he saw me,
and I saw him seeing me,
1543
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:16,626
and then I kept going.
1544
01:03:16,709 --> 01:03:18,295
That is exactly what happened.
1545
01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:19,546
Will you shut the fuck up,
Hawk?
1546
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,173
And then since then,
after I shower,
1547
01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:24,176
I walk past knowing
that he might be watching me.
1548
01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:27,095
My God, it's a little sick
ritual you guys have together?
1549
01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:29,931
It is. It is like a little
ritual that I actually enjoy
1550
01:03:30,014 --> 01:03:31,599
because it makes me feel good,
1551
01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:34,769
because I do in fact
like to be looked at naked, Joe.
1552
01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:36,479
- Is that OK?
- No, it's not OK.
1553
01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:37,939
Why would that be OK?
1554
01:03:38,022 --> 01:03:39,566
It's not like
I'm looking at him in the eyes.
1555
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:40,942
I've never made eye contact.
1556
01:03:41,025 --> 01:03:42,694
- No, never once.
- Who gives a fuck?
1557
01:03:42,777 --> 01:03:44,321
What does that have to do
with anything?
1558
01:03:44,404 --> 01:03:46,364
- That is a huge deal.
- No, it isn't.
1559
01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,783
I don't care about that at all!
1560
01:03:48,866 --> 01:03:51,369
Do you even care?
You barely look at me.
1561
01:03:51,453 --> 01:03:53,080
I don't even understand
why you're upset.
1562
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,290
So, this is somehow my fault.
1563
01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:56,833
That's fucking crazy!
1564
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,918
That's why you don't want
curtains on the window,
1565
01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,463
so the fireman
can see your fucking tits.
1566
01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:03,005
This is fucked, Angela.
1567
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,800
But Joe, it's not fucked.
It's not. It's not.
1568
01:04:05,883 --> 01:04:07,427
How is this not fucked?
1569
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,179
Please enlighten me
and say how this isn't fucked.
1570
01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:10,722
I think what she's doing
is great.
1571
01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:11,931
It's actually very helpful.
1572
01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,808
- For whom?
- For her!
1573
01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:15,810
And for us. Women.
1574
01:04:15,893 --> 01:04:17,354
You know how many women let go
1575
01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:19,981
of their erotic aspirations
for good?
1576
01:04:20,064 --> 01:04:22,109
You know how difficult it is,
what she's doing,
1577
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:23,651
that she's trying to connect
with that part
1578
01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:25,027
that she had lost?
Good for you.
1579
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,738
- Thank you.
- Bravo. Great work.
1580
01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:28,365
- Very important work.
- Fuck you! It is important.
1581
01:04:28,448 --> 01:04:30,032
Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer
for this shit.
1582
01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:31,368
- It is important.
- Yeah?
1583
01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:33,661
Yes. What do we all want?
Be honest.
1584
01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:37,081
To desire to be desired.
1585
01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:39,667
Maybe that's why you look
at my boobs in the elevator
1586
01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:43,296
- every time I see you.
- Oh... Really?
1587
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,131
Joe looks at your boobs
in the elevator.
1588
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,633
I'm so sorry, Piña.
1589
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,260
Really, Joe? Wow!
1590
01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:50,011
He thinks I don't notice,
but I do.
1591
01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:51,929
It's like a little game
we have, right?
1592
01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,556
Such a fucking hypocrite.
1593
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,892
I don't... I don't...
They're out there sometimes.
1594
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,977
- They're hard not to see.
- Let me ask you something.
1595
01:04:58,060 --> 01:05:00,313
When you look at my boobs,
1596
01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:03,650
do they seem - my boobs -
1597
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,735
do they seem
out of reach to you?
1598
01:05:05,818 --> 01:05:07,320
No, it's a small elevator.
1599
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:09,239
I could just grab 'em
if I wanted.
1600
01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,659
- That's not what I'm asking.
- What are you asking?
1601
01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:16,788
Do you feel worthy
of desiring them?
1602
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:21,668
I've never thought about that
for one fucking second.
1603
01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,504
Do me a favor. Please look
at my boobs right now.
1604
01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:27,299
- What is happening right now?
- Look at them. Look at them.
1605
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:28,758
I don't want to
right now.
1606
01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:30,552
- Look!
- Look at them.
1607
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:32,304
- Joe, look at them.
- I don't wanna right now.
1608
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:34,264
- Don't be rude.
- It's fine. You just enjoy it.
1609
01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:36,182
Don't be rude! Look at them.
1610
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,642
I don't wanna look at them.
I don't...
1611
01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:40,187
Why are you teaming up on me,
for God's sakes?
1612
01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,189
Look, I'm not a sicko like you.
1613
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:45,107
I ain't gonna look at another
man's wife's fucking tits
1614
01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:47,277
to jerk off to, OK?
I'm normal.
1615
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,028
- Who's doing that?
- You're doing that.
1616
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:50,447
- Who?
- You!
1617
01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:51,906
- When?
- Every morning, apparently.
1618
01:05:51,989 --> 01:05:53,825
What? No. I...
1619
01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:55,368
I make love to Piña.
1620
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:58,371
I tell her about Angela
when I see her,
1621
01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,498
and she likes it.
1622
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:01,916
It's our thing.
1623
01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:07,505
Oh, you guys talk about me
when you're...
1624
01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:10,467
- Yes, my love, of course we do.
- Yeah.
1625
01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:12,302
Oh...
1626
01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:14,011
Really?
1627
01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,513
A lot.
1628
01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:16,931
Wow!
1629
01:06:17,014 --> 01:06:18,225
I see what's happening
right now, Angela.
1630
01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:20,643
- What?
- This whole thing was a setup.
1631
01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:22,895
You planned this whole
fucking thing right now.
1632
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,397
- What are you talking about?
- Holy shit!
1633
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,358
The cheese,
the soufflé and the meat,
1634
01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:27,984
and you didn't tell me
they were coming.
1635
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:29,819
You were trying to have
a threesome with these people.
1636
01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:32,364
You knew they were fucking
other people up there,
1637
01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,366
and you planned
this whole thing.
1638
01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,993
This is fucking crazy,
even for you, Angela.
1639
01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:38,370
What the fuck, Joe!
1640
01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:39,871
I was just trying
to have a nice night
1641
01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:41,289
with some fucking
wine and cheese.
1642
01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:42,540
What are you talking about?
1643
01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:44,208
You wanna all fuck each other!
1644
01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:46,878
You've been plotting
this whole thing behind my back.
1645
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:49,213
- Stop laughing at me.
- Joe. Joe.
1646
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,882
- Joe...
- What?
1647
01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:52,800
That is not
what has been happening.
1648
01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:54,761
- No? Then what?
- No, of course not.
1649
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,304
Did we ever
talk to Angela about this?
1650
01:06:56,388 --> 01:06:58,348
- Never.
- Never. Never.
1651
01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:01,726
I mean, it's... It is sort of
why we came down here, but...
1652
01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:10,943
Do not speak Spanish.
Stop it.
1653
01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:15,281
Stop speaking Spanish!
1654
01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:19,076
OK. OK. OK.
1655
01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:21,954
Joe, Angela...
1656
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,040
Um...
1657
01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,959
We did come down here tonight
to invite you.
1658
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,547
- Invite us...?
- To join us.
1659
01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,466
Join you for...
1660
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,092
- For sex.
- ...sex.
1661
01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:38,012
- Sex.
- For group sex.
1662
01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:39,847
What else?
1663
01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:43,100
- Us?
- Yes.
1664
01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:45,895
- Me?
- Both of you.
1665
01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:47,314
Both of who?
1666
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:49,774
- Both of you.
- Including me?
1667
01:07:49,857 --> 01:07:52,985
Yeah, both...
Both of you means you.
1668
01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,737
- Did you hear that, Joe?
- I did.
1669
01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,531
- Angela, did you hear that?
- Sure did.
1670
01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:58,324
You heard that, too?
All right.
1671
01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:02,412
We've been talking about this
for quite a while, actually.
1672
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:03,871
Oh?
1673
01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:07,500
We feel a very strong connection
with you guys.
1674
01:08:07,959 --> 01:08:09,461
OK.
1675
01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:11,337
We were getting signals,
you know, in the window.
1676
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:13,089
- OK.
- In the elevator.
1677
01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:16,342
They seem to be
very warm signals.
1678
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:19,053
- Signals we liked. So...
- Wow!
1679
01:08:19,136 --> 01:08:21,514
That's what
this has been about.
1680
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:22,849
OK?
1681
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,477
That is so nice.
Thank you.
1682
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,604
- Yeah.
- Oh, say thank you, Joe.
1683
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:30,147
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Very flattering.
1684
01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:31,899
- Feel very complimented.
- Mm-hmm.
1685
01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:35,027
We find you
very, very attractive.
1686
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:40,116
- Thank you.
- We talk about you.
1687
01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:41,993
I know.
1688
01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:44,120
You talk about my orgasms.
1689
01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,288
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- A lot.
1690
01:08:47,331 --> 01:08:49,876
- We really do. Yeah.
- OK.
1691
01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,794
I think, um...
even before we came down,
1692
01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:55,256
we said you guys have
a real quiet sex appeal.
1693
01:08:55,339 --> 01:08:58,009
So do you two, too... as well.
1694
01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,511
- I wouldn't say it was quiet.
- No.
1695
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,391
So, we want to propose to you
1696
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:08,853
that we share a sexual
experience together. OK?
1697
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,939
Just to be clear...
1698
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:16,152
You, you, her... and me?
1699
01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,278
- Yes.
- Me too?
1700
01:09:17,361 --> 01:09:18,821
- Yes, also you.
- OK.
1701
01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:20,406
- Yes.
- OK.
1702
01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:23,576
But, but, but... it doesn't
have to be tonight, OK?
1703
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:25,703
- Oh... Right.
- No pressure.
1704
01:09:25,787 --> 01:09:28,122
- But it could be.
- Could be tonight.
1705
01:09:28,205 --> 01:09:30,207
- I brought condoms and...
- Condoms!
1706
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:31,501
Wow!
1707
01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:34,128
- It's like it's pre 9/11.
- Wow!
1708
01:09:34,211 --> 01:09:35,713
How do...
1709
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:38,174
Hypothetically speaking,
like, if this were something
1710
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,635
that we were to consider
proceeding with...
1711
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:43,095
Yeah, how would this shake down?
1712
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:47,016
What would the procedural
protocol be, technically?
1713
01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:49,226
- The procedural protocol?
- Yeah.
1714
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:51,563
- Just... to know.
- Just to know.
1715
01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:53,648
Just so we could, yeah...
1716
01:09:53,731 --> 01:09:55,399
I mean, that's
what we were talking about.
1717
01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:57,276
Right! Just, like,
to recap really quick.
1718
01:09:57,359 --> 01:10:02,156
Just, specifically,
how would this work?
1719
01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:05,367
We can all be together.
1720
01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:08,245
- We can watch you.
- You don't wanna do that.
1721
01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:11,290
We could, um... obviously swap.
1722
01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:13,751
- Uh-huh.
- Swap. A little swaparoo.
1723
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:18,715
Sometimes it helps to...
to add a neutral element.
1724
01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:20,174
Like a referee.
1725
01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:23,553
Carolina...
1726
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:26,973
No Pepe, no Thomas.
1727
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,308
Think I'm with Hawk on this one.
No Pepe, no Thomas.
1728
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:31,018
- I think...
- Yeah.
1729
01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:33,062
- It's whatever we want...
- Whatever you want.
1730
01:10:33,145 --> 01:10:35,231
...and whenever.
- Whenever.
1731
01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:37,734
Consider it an open invite.
1732
01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:39,151
- All right.
- Right.
1733
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:44,323
But tonight, again,
tonight is on the table.
1734
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:46,075
OK.
1735
01:10:46,158 --> 01:10:47,952
Weeknights are tough
because of Maggie.
1736
01:10:48,035 --> 01:10:49,411
Weekends... also tough.
1737
01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:50,872
I'm actually training
for a half-marathon.
1738
01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:52,373
They're inviting us to an orgy,
1739
01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:54,917
and you're giving them
your Google calendar?
1740
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,460
You overthink everything!
1741
01:10:56,544 --> 01:10:58,170
You're overthinking this
as well.
1742
01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:00,590
At least I'm brave enough
to get into scheduling.
1743
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:02,717
You've literally offered me
no logistical help.
1744
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,636
- I'll do this.
- Oh, really?
1745
01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:06,888
I'll schedule it for right now.
I'll fuck you guys right now.
1746
01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:09,807
Incredible how unsexy you're
managing to make this moment!
1747
01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:12,977
OK, OK, OK,
I'm... I'm getting worried.
1748
01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:16,981
- Why?
- Yeah, because... hmm...!
1749
01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:21,443
As horny as I am right now,
I just...
1750
01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:24,822
We cannot do this
from an angry place.
1751
01:11:24,906 --> 01:11:26,949
- We're not angry.
- I'm actually no angry.
1752
01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:30,161
This is me happy.
You just haven't seen it yet.
1753
01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:32,580
I don't think
you guys are there.
1754
01:11:32,664 --> 01:11:34,290
We're there.
I can't speak for him,
1755
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:35,792
but personally, I'm very there.
1756
01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,376
I feel very good about this.
I feel there.
1757
01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:39,211
- I would actually do this.
- I would do this.
1758
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,797
- You would actually do this?
- Yeah. Do you wanna do this?
1759
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,256
- I would do this.
- We're doing this.
1760
01:11:42,339 --> 01:11:43,966
I think we would do this.
1761
01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:46,719
If this connection is not coming
from a healthy place...
1762
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:50,765
- Very healthy!
- We are in need of expansion.
1763
01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:53,350
I think it'd be very healthy
for us on an emotional level,
1764
01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:54,811
just in a positive way.
1765
01:11:54,894 --> 01:11:56,688
- That's a good reason.
- That is a good reason.
1766
01:11:56,771 --> 01:11:58,355
- Everyone's a little buzzed.
- Yeah.
1767
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,233
- Feeling good, feeling loose.
- They're good reasons.
1768
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:02,735
- We haven't eaten too much.
- Right.
1769
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,195
We have
relatively empty stomachs.
1770
01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:05,947
Yeah,
and Maggie's not home.
1771
01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,074
I'm sorry. I just mean
it's, like, a good time
1772
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:10,409
because it's a free time.
It's a good time for us.
1773
01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:12,119
I'd say there's, uh...
1774
01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:15,122
- no time like ahora.
- Yeah.
1775
01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:16,708
- Ahora.
- Ahora.
1776
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:19,085
- I'm good with ahora.
- Yeah!
1777
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,920
- Ahora.
- Definitely ahora.
1778
01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:22,129
Yeah.
1779
01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:28,510
I don't think this is the night
for all of us together.
1780
01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:31,973
- Right.
- Fuck!
1781
01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:35,852
But we could try
to connect separately.
1782
01:12:36,728 --> 01:12:38,062
Oh?
1783
01:12:38,145 --> 01:12:40,314
- Yeah.
- All right.
1784
01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:41,941
- Yeah.
- OK.
1785
01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:43,567
- Joe.
- Yes?
1786
01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:45,486
How would you feel about
spending a little bit of time
1787
01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:46,904
alone with me?
1788
01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:51,075
- How would you feel about that?
- Mm, I'm...
1789
01:12:51,158 --> 01:12:52,451
You'd feel good about it?
1790
01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:54,286
- You'd feel OK about it?
- Mm-hmm.
1791
01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:57,498
Then I would also feel good
about that as a plan of action
1792
01:12:57,581 --> 01:12:59,792
I would be willing
to proceed with.
1793
01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,336
Angela?
1794
01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:04,714
- Uh...
- Knock yourself out!
1795
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:08,550
Yeah. I do...
Yes! That. Yes.
1796
01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,970
- Look at us.
- OK.
1797
01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,388
- Whew!
- Hey... come on.
1798
01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:14,766
- OK.
- OK. Yeah.
1799
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:18,102
We're gonna separate
but still be together,
1800
01:13:18,185 --> 01:13:20,813
so... feeling positive?
1801
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:22,231
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1802
01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:24,233
Joe, any reservations?
1803
01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:26,903
I would maybe prefer
1804
01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:29,613
not to have pegging
performed on my body.
1805
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:31,448
- Oh, I... I respect that.
- Thanks.
1806
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:33,284
Positive otherwise,
though. OK?
1807
01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:34,952
Yes. Yeah.
1808
01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:37,538
So, your bedroom?
1809
01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:38,622
- No!
- Not our bedroom.
1810
01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:40,374
- No, no, no.
- Maggie?
1811
01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:43,377
- No! Gross. Uh...
- Maybe...
1812
01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:44,712
- ...your office.
- ...my office.
1813
01:13:44,796 --> 01:13:45,880
- We could...
- I like your office.
1814
01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:47,464
- Oh!
- It's nice.
1815
01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:49,550
You guys could take
the, um... arts and craft room.
1816
01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:51,593
No, I think it's too small.
I feel like the kitchen is...
1817
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:53,262
- Maybe the kitchen.
- Is that OK?
1818
01:13:53,345 --> 01:13:54,722
- We'll make that work.
- It's just renovated.
1819
01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:55,973
We'll make it work.
1820
01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:58,475
- Great.
- Cool.
1821
01:13:58,559 --> 01:14:01,854
Good luck. Enjoy, everybody.
1822
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,856
- Thank you, yes.
- See you soon.
1823
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:06,567
- Feel very good about all this.
- Great, very positive.
1824
01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:09,570
- Cool.
- Angela...
1825
01:14:09,653 --> 01:14:11,363
Oh, hello!
1826
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:17,119
Namaste.
1827
01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:19,872
OK.
1828
01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:21,540
OK. Hi.
1829
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:24,251
Uh, Joe.
1830
01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:27,463
Oh.
1831
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:29,924
- Cheers.
- Thank you. Great.
1832
01:14:30,591 --> 01:14:31,801
OK...
1833
01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,357
I meant to do the dishes
1834
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,400
before you guys arrived tonight.
1835
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:51,863
Just give me a second -
I'm gonna wipe the countertops.
1836
01:14:51,946 --> 01:14:54,240
I meant to do it
before you guys...
1837
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:58,577
I mean...
1838
01:14:58,660 --> 01:15:00,412
- I'll just do the dishwasher.
- Oh, no.
1839
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,081
Really quick! I can do it...
I'll be so fast!
1840
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:04,458
- You don't have to do that now.
- No?
1841
01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:06,961
Wait. I...
One second!
1842
01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:12,008
- Um...
- Better, right? No?
1843
01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:41,913
This is a stupid blouse.
1844
01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:52,381
Oops.
1845
01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:58,930
- Do you want help with that?
- Nope. No, no.
1846
01:15:59,847 --> 01:16:02,141
Just... one second!
1847
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,560
Fuck me!
1848
01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:22,119
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪
1849
01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:24,038
Oh! Uh...
1850
01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:28,584
♪ You know me better than that
1851
01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:31,795
It is a good song.
1852
01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:36,550
♪ You think I'd leave you down
when you're down on your knees
1853
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,597
♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
1854
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,141
Hey!
1855
01:16:44,225 --> 01:16:46,018
Oh! Sorry! Sorry!
1856
01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:52,816
♪ If only you could see into me
1857
01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:04,996
♪ Oh, when you're cold
1858
01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:08,207
♪ I'll be there
1859
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:12,044
♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪
1860
01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:13,837
Do you actually
look in the mirror
1861
01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:15,506
and not know
how sexy you are?
1862
01:17:15,589 --> 01:17:18,342
Oh, blah! No!
1863
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,052
- Angela!
- No. No.
1864
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:22,638
You can't be that out of touch
with yourself, are you?
1865
01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:25,557
Oh, God. No. I know.
I'm a stupid fucking cunt.
1866
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,559
- I really... I...
- Whoa, Angela.
1867
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,270
No, that's just
my inner monologue.
1868
01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:31,022
That's just the way
I speak to myself.
1869
01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:33,607
It's just the voice in my head.
It's not... No... it's good.
1870
01:17:33,690 --> 01:17:34,984
- Are you sure?
- I'm good.
1871
01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:37,486
Holy shit!
1872
01:17:37,569 --> 01:17:40,156
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪
1873
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:42,533
Thank you
so much for this.
1874
01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:44,660
This is... This is...
This is already amazing.
1875
01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,495
♪ You know me better
than that... ♪
1876
01:17:46,578 --> 01:17:48,747
Thank you for this.
1877
01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,500
♪ Think I'd leave you down
1878
01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:54,295
♪ When you're down
on your knees... ♪
1879
01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:57,673
Jesus Christ, you're hot.
1880
01:17:57,756 --> 01:18:02,178
- ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
- Holy shit!
1881
01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:04,346
- How do you wanna do it?
- Oh!
1882
01:18:04,931 --> 01:18:06,974
How do I...
1883
01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:09,310
Um...
1884
01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:13,189
I want the, um... thing with...
1885
01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:16,608
Mm... Yeah,
that menu would come in handy.
1886
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:20,821
I think the, um...
thing, the one with...
1887
01:18:20,904 --> 01:18:23,199
What you, you say...
1888
01:18:23,282 --> 01:18:25,284
You say.
1889
01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:27,995
You take this one.
1890
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:34,001
You want me to do the thing
1891
01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,337
that makes Piña scream
like that?
1892
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:39,798
Yes.
Yeah. Yes.
1893
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:45,262
♪ I'll tell you you're right
when you want
1894
01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:49,641
♪ Ha-a, ha-a
1895
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,435
♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪
1896
01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:57,274
♪ And if only
you could see into me... ♪
1897
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,452
♪ Oh
1898
01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,747
♪ When you're cold
1899
01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:15,042
♪ I'll be there
1900
01:19:15,126 --> 01:19:19,171
♪ Hold you tight to me,
to me, yeah
1901
01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,548
♪ Oh
1902
01:19:21,632 --> 01:19:24,926
- ♪ When you're low
- OK, take off your clothes.
1903
01:19:25,011 --> 01:19:28,222
- ♪ I'll be there
- Slow, slow, slow!
1904
01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:32,434
♪ By your side, baby
1905
01:19:32,518 --> 01:19:34,770
♪ Oh
1906
01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:38,774
♪ When you're cold... ♪
1907
01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,404
OK...
1908
01:19:44,988 --> 01:19:48,325
♪ I'll be there
1909
01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:50,494
♪ By your side... ♪
1910
01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:52,746
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
1911
01:19:52,829 --> 01:19:54,706
Argh!
1912
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,792
Oh, that's Joe's back.
1913
01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:58,502
That's Joe's back.
He's... He's fine.
1914
01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:00,671
No, no, he's fine. He's fine.
1915
01:20:00,754 --> 01:20:03,382
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine.
He's OK.
1916
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:05,217
I think... I really think
he's OK. I think he's...
1917
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,468
Yeah, he sounds fine.
1918
01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:10,597
Help! Ayúdame!
1919
01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,352
He fell.
He hurt his back.
1920
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:18,355
- What happened?
- He's hurt his back.
1921
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:20,816
- His back?
- Yes, my back.
1922
01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:23,069
Don't touch me.
Go away. Get away from me.
1923
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:26,280
- Stop moving, Joe. Joe!
- Let me be! Let me be!
1924
01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:29,575
I just need my pillows.
I have these pillows.
1925
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,744
- Joe, you gotta stop moving.
- I gotta have my pillows. Fuck!
1926
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:35,414
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Slow your breathing down. OK?
1927
01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:37,541
- Slow your breathing down.
- Don't touch me. Just go away.
1928
01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:39,543
Go away.
Don't do anything to me.
1929
01:20:39,626 --> 01:20:42,087
Don't rolf me.
Don't you dare rolf me!
1930
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:44,465
Don't do this!
Don't do it, man.
1931
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,882
Please don't do this.
1932
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:47,301
Whatever you're gonna do,
don't do it.
1933
01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:48,844
Take a deep breath
and try not to flinch.
1934
01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:50,512
- Oh, God, don't do this.
- Try not to flinch.
1935
01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:52,598
- Please don't do it. Oh, God!
- One, two, three!
1936
01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:57,144
Argh!
Fuck you! Argh!
1937
01:20:57,228 --> 01:20:59,020
- Go away.
- You're done!
1938
01:20:59,105 --> 01:21:01,398
- It didn't help.
- OK, it takes a second.
1939
01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:03,442
- It didn't help at all.
- It takes a second.
1940
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:04,985
- Fuck off!
- I think I did it right.
1941
01:21:05,068 --> 01:21:06,820
- Get me some ice.
- I think I did it right.
1942
01:21:06,903 --> 01:21:10,115
- Get me some ice.
- This is so embarrassing.
1943
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,409
We are...
We are so fucking embarrassing.
1944
01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:14,578
I can't believe it. Of course
it's your fucking back.
1945
01:21:14,661 --> 01:21:17,748
Our entire life
is about your fucking back.
1946
01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:19,750
- Constant fucking complaining!
- What are you talking about?
1947
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,918
Sorry my back
is an inconvenience
1948
01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:23,920
to you having a fucking orgy.
1949
01:21:24,004 --> 01:21:25,422
It actually is,
if you want to know,
1950
01:21:25,506 --> 01:21:27,090
and I'm not allowed
to complain about it.
1951
01:21:27,174 --> 01:21:28,967
I'm not allowed to say
a fucking thing about it ever.
1952
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:32,053
Well, you're talking about it
right now. So, congratulations.
1953
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,138
- Oh, no!
- Is it bad?
1954
01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:35,641
Yes, it's bad! Look at me!
1955
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,727
Do you know your back pain
is not about your back?
1956
01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:41,104
I think it actually is very much
about my back!
1957
01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:42,648
That's not gonna work.
1958
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:44,816
No massage, no pillow -
none of those things work.
1959
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,902
L4, L5, fucking classic.
1960
01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:49,905
Your back pain is about
everything that you don't say.
1961
01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:53,492
You know? It's your rage,
it's your anger speaking.
1962
01:21:53,575 --> 01:21:55,661
Hey, what are you talking about?
Why are you doing this?
1963
01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:59,164
We were dancing to Sade
thirty seconds ago.
1964
01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,999
It didn't hurt you in there
when we were dancing, right?
1965
01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:03,168
We were having a nice time.
I was loose.
1966
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,504
What the fuck
are you smiling at, Hawk?
1967
01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:07,339
I, I, I... I feel you, man.
1968
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,425
"You feel me"? Don't try
to connect to me, Hawk.
1969
01:22:09,508 --> 01:22:12,010
Do not try to connect with me.
I don't want it.
1970
01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:14,054
- I've been where you are, Joe.
- What the fuck?
1971
01:22:14,137 --> 01:22:16,056
So, you've been on your floor
in your underpants,
1972
01:22:16,139 --> 01:22:17,808
ice on your back?
1973
01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:21,520
Yeah, I've been on the floor
angry and in pain and all of it.
1974
01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:23,146
- Trust me.
- Oh, my God!
1975
01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,232
I don't fucking want you to try
1976
01:22:25,316 --> 01:22:27,568
to in any way
emotionally relate to me,
1977
01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:28,985
you fucking pervert.
1978
01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:31,655
- We're nothing alike.
- How do you know?
1979
01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:34,199
Also, your name isn't Hawk!
1980
01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,826
No one's name is Hawk.
1981
01:22:35,909 --> 01:22:37,953
You go on and on
about radical honesty.
1982
01:22:38,036 --> 01:22:40,080
Your whole name's
a fucking lie, man.
1983
01:22:40,163 --> 01:22:41,415
What is your name?
1984
01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:43,375
What's your actual name?
Tell me your...
1985
01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:45,001
What is
on your driver's license?
1986
01:22:46,002 --> 01:22:48,672
Howard Wilson Kelly.
1987
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:52,384
Howard.
1988
01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,845
He's Howard.
1989
01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:58,432
Your name is Howard.
1990
01:22:58,515 --> 01:23:02,686
This whole time,
it hasn't been Hawk.
1991
01:23:02,769 --> 01:23:05,230
It's been little Howie.
1992
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:07,107
Oh, my God.
1993
01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:09,818
That changes everything.
1994
01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:12,821
I didn't know we had a Howard
in our midst.
1995
01:23:12,904 --> 01:23:15,449
I would've been
so much nicer to you.
1996
01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:17,576
Where did Hawk come from, Howie?
1997
01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:19,202
How'd you land on Hawk?
1998
01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:22,080
It's just...
It's the name I gave myself.
1999
01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:24,416
A nickname you gave yourself.
2000
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,460
Literally the lamest words
2001
01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:28,295
that could have come
out of your mouth.
2002
01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:29,963
Oh, my God.
2003
01:23:30,046 --> 01:23:31,923
What, were you biking
across the ply at Burning Man?
2004
01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:34,343
You saw a fucking bird fly by
or something?
2005
01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:39,014
No, it's something I did
after my wife died.
2006
01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:45,396
You asked.
2007
01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:48,148
Well, you should lead with that
next time, I guess.
2008
01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:50,317
She got cancer.
2009
01:23:50,401 --> 01:23:52,486
You don't have to
answer his question.
2010
01:23:52,569 --> 01:23:54,195
You don't have to say anything.
2011
01:23:54,279 --> 01:23:56,698
It's a fair question, you know.
2012
01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:58,784
How does Howard get to Hawk?
2013
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,661
So...
2014
01:24:00,744 --> 01:24:02,746
For Joe...
2015
01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:04,331
Um...
2016
01:24:05,081 --> 01:24:07,167
After she died, I...
2017
01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:08,710
I was doing some things
2018
01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:10,879
that were pretty
suicidally stupid at work,
2019
01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:14,174
and I was gonna get someone
else killed along with me.
2020
01:24:14,257 --> 01:24:17,302
And do you know
how people say
2021
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,555
your life flashes
before your eyes?
2022
01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:20,931
I... I...
2023
01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:22,891
That happened to me,
but not my life -
2024
01:24:22,974 --> 01:24:25,686
it was our life together.
2025
01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:31,024
It went by me
in this high-speed film.
2026
01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:36,196
And I kept seeing this woman,
2027
01:24:36,279 --> 01:24:40,409
this, like, very gentle,
very shy, sweet girl
2028
01:24:40,492 --> 01:24:41,993
who, like...
2029
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,580
She thought I hung the moon.
2030
01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,710
And in the film, she...
2031
01:24:49,793 --> 01:24:52,463
Over and over again,
she tried to...
2032
01:24:54,130 --> 01:24:56,592
...open up
about her fantasy life to me,
2033
01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:59,386
to, you know, share
2034
01:24:59,470 --> 01:25:04,558
this kind of sensual,
adventurous side of herself,
2035
01:25:04,641 --> 01:25:08,228
so that I would
enter into it with her, and...
2036
01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:12,941
...I didn't just,
you know, resist it.
2037
01:25:13,024 --> 01:25:16,820
I got really tight
and judgmental and insecure.
2038
01:25:16,903 --> 01:25:19,322
And I...
2039
01:25:19,406 --> 01:25:23,619
And I made her feel
so bad about it
2040
01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:26,121
that somewhere in that movie,
she just stops...
2041
01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:29,541
...trying to connect
with me at all.
2042
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:34,755
I suppressed her, you know? I...
2043
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:43,388
I shut down her attempt
to, like, live more boldly.
2044
01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:51,647
Somehow, the universe puts me
on this one's couch, and...
2045
01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:54,941
...she told me, you know,
you got two choices.
2046
01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:56,943
Go set yourself on fire
for real,
2047
01:25:57,027 --> 01:26:03,909
or change who you are
and make yourself available.
2048
01:26:05,076 --> 01:26:06,870
So, uh...
2049
01:26:06,953 --> 01:26:10,123
I decided I really better
change my name
2050
01:26:10,206 --> 01:26:11,708
if I was gonna change my life.
2051
01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:13,627
And so I did.
2052
01:26:16,547 --> 01:26:19,633
Well...
I'm sorry your wife passed away,
2053
01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:22,719
and I'm glad you found a woman
who would peg you
2054
01:26:22,803 --> 01:26:25,847
after you didn't
let your wife peg you.
2055
01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:27,223
Oh, my God!
2056
01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:28,934
What do you want from me?
I'm sorry.
2057
01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,561
That's the moral of that story
as far as I'm concerned.
2058
01:26:30,644 --> 01:26:31,895
Oh, my God!
2059
01:26:31,978 --> 01:26:34,523
My boyfriend shares
2060
01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:38,485
that very difficult
and painful story with you,
2061
01:26:38,569 --> 01:26:40,236
and you're making fun of him?
2062
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,239
I'm living a difficult
and painful story right now,
2063
01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:44,616
in real life!
2064
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,451
I really didn't expect this
from you.
2065
01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:48,161
This is fucking disappointing.
2066
01:26:48,244 --> 01:26:50,413
- OK. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no. Really!
2067
01:26:50,497 --> 01:26:53,834
Shut up! Stop! Stop being
unrespectful to my boyfriend.
2068
01:26:53,917 --> 01:26:55,836
Disrespectful.
Don't be disrespectful.
2069
01:26:55,919 --> 01:26:57,378
She's saying...
2070
01:26:58,129 --> 01:27:00,173
She's saying what?
2071
01:27:00,256 --> 01:27:01,633
No, no. I...
I was just clarifying.
2072
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,093
I think they caught
what I was saying.
2073
01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:04,636
Oh, are you going to interrupt?
2074
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:06,888
- Sorry.
- Correct my English right now?
2075
01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:08,724
No, mi amor, I was trying
to clarify for him...
2076
01:27:08,807 --> 01:27:11,142
No! You're always
interrupting me,
2077
01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:12,477
always correcting me!
2078
01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:15,396
Do you know
how bad your Spanish is?
2079
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:16,773
And I never tell you, right?
2080
01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:18,358
What do I do?
I help you.
2081
01:27:18,441 --> 01:27:20,819
I've been telling you all night,
this is not gonna work.
2082
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:22,278
It's not the night.
They're not ready.
2083
01:27:22,362 --> 01:27:23,739
Look at this fucking mess.
2084
01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:25,281
And you keep pushing.
2085
01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:27,242
You keep pushing
because you're always pushing.
2086
01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:29,703
And you know why?
Because you don't listen.
2087
01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:32,163
- Just fucking listen.
- OK. OK.
2088
01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:33,373
Piña...
2089
01:27:33,456 --> 01:27:34,666
Piña!
2090
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,502
No, I don't wanna talk to you.
Just...
2091
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,461
- Piña!
- Shut the fuck up for once.
2092
01:27:38,545 --> 01:27:39,880
- I...
- Shut the fuck up!
2093
01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:41,965
Really! Really!
For once, just shut the fuck up.
2094
01:27:42,048 --> 01:27:44,050
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Shut the fuck up.
2095
01:27:44,134 --> 01:27:45,594
- Shut the fuck up.
- I shouldn't have said that.
2096
01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:47,554
- Just shut the fuck up.
- It was terrible timing.
2097
01:27:47,638 --> 01:27:50,849
And... you are right.
2098
01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:53,518
This is the last time
that will ever happen.
2099
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,478
I totally understand
what you're saying.
2100
01:27:55,562 --> 01:27:56,980
You said that before.
2101
01:27:57,063 --> 01:27:58,273
No, I never have.
I will never do it again.
2102
01:27:58,356 --> 01:28:00,358
Fucking embarrassing.
2103
01:28:01,568 --> 01:28:04,487
And I'm sorry
for yelling at you.
2104
01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:06,990
And I'm... I'm sorry
if this was too much. I'm sorry.
2105
01:28:07,073 --> 01:28:08,366
No, no. It... It...
2106
01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:10,243
- Don't be sorry.
- I'm sorry, Joe.
2107
01:28:10,326 --> 01:28:12,412
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was a joke.
2108
01:28:12,495 --> 01:28:14,455
Don't apologize.
Don't anybody apologize.
2109
01:28:14,539 --> 01:28:15,707
We're so sorry.
2110
01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:17,500
I'm sorry I... yelled at you.
2111
01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:20,003
- I'm sorry I yelled at you.
- You don't have to be sorry.
2112
01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:21,922
- It was horrible what you said.
- You don't have to be sorry.
2113
01:28:22,005 --> 01:28:23,924
Guys...
We are sorry.
2114
01:28:24,007 --> 01:28:26,259
- "We"?
- OK? We're a fucking disaster.
2115
01:28:26,342 --> 01:28:28,637
We couldn't even
pull off an orgy.
2116
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:32,432
OK? We are dead inside.
So, I apologize for that.
2117
01:28:32,515 --> 01:28:35,393
Oh, no, don't worry about that.
You are definitely not dead.
2118
01:28:35,476 --> 01:28:37,520
You wanted
to fuck the two of us.
2119
01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:39,773
It just wasn't the right night.
2120
01:28:39,856 --> 01:28:41,357
But what I don't understand is
2121
01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:43,735
how you can even have sex
with each other,
2122
01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:46,571
'cause you are so mean
to each other.
2123
01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:56,122
Because you... you do have sex
with each other, right?
2124
01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:03,338
When was the last time
you two had sex?
2125
01:29:05,381 --> 01:29:06,883
A year ago.
2126
01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:11,262
Oh, sorry.
I thought you said a year.
2127
01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:14,933
You did say a year?
A year?
2128
01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:17,268
A year ago?
2129
01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:21,606
Oh, my God! No wonder
why you are so awkward...
2130
01:29:22,482 --> 01:29:25,526
...and horny and weird.
2131
01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:28,279
Do you know
why you don't have sex?
2132
01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,115
- Because she won't fuck me.
- Well, because of him.
2133
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:31,241
It's your fault.
2134
01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:32,826
- What?
- It's your fault.
2135
01:29:32,909 --> 01:29:34,410
- It's not my fault.
- Of course it's your fault!
2136
01:29:34,494 --> 01:29:36,121
We don't have sex 'cause
she won't have sex with me.
2137
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,914
- That's why!
- "Won't have sex with you"?
2138
01:29:37,998 --> 01:29:39,332
You don't try!
2139
01:29:39,415 --> 01:29:40,917
I stopped trying
because how many times can I try
2140
01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:42,168
before I'm just
torturing myself?
2141
01:29:42,252 --> 01:29:43,712
- Oh, uh...
- It's humiliating.
2142
01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:45,338
I'm being humiliated.
2143
01:29:45,421 --> 01:29:47,257
Am I not worth just a little bit
more effort than that?
2144
01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:49,134
Could you maybe be trying
a little bit harder?
2145
01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:51,302
How much effort do I need to put
into having sex
2146
01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:54,514
with a woman who's supposed
to want to have sex with me?
2147
01:29:54,597 --> 01:29:56,808
Why should that
take so much effort?
2148
01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:59,310
You're supposed
to be attracted to me.
2149
01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:01,312
You're my wife!
What are talking about?
2150
01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:04,232
You know what? You don't want
to do anything, OK?
2151
01:30:04,315 --> 01:30:06,192
So, that's where I'm starting.
OK?
2152
01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:07,778
It's not very attractive
2153
01:30:07,861 --> 01:30:09,780
to be with someone
who's just fucking miserable.
2154
01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:11,447
So, because you're miserable,
then I'm miserable.
2155
01:30:11,531 --> 01:30:13,074
You're miserable, too.
2156
01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:14,325
So, congratulations.
I guess we're both miserable.
2157
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:15,618
We're even, OK?
2158
01:30:15,702 --> 01:30:17,287
You've nothing
to be upset about.
2159
01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:20,373
Angela,
would you fuck yourself?
2160
01:30:20,874 --> 01:30:22,292
What?
2161
01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:24,335
Would you have sex
with yourself?
2162
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:30,175
Hmm! Would you...
fuck yourself?
2163
01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:32,552
All I do is fuck myself.
2164
01:30:32,635 --> 01:30:36,472
I'm the only person
who fucks me currently. So, yes.
2165
01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:43,855
Do you even remember a time
when you were not miserable?
2166
01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,816
What's the difference?
2167
01:30:46,817 --> 01:30:48,651
Yeah, I do.
2168
01:30:52,823 --> 01:30:55,992
How did you two meet?
2169
01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:58,119
Who cares?
2170
01:30:58,203 --> 01:31:00,705
Who cares at this point?
2171
01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:03,166
- I'll tell you.
- Great.
2172
01:31:03,249 --> 01:31:04,835
Um...
2173
01:31:07,503 --> 01:31:12,675
I was on a very bad date...
2174
01:31:12,759 --> 01:31:17,889
...at this dive bar where Joe
was playing with his band,
2175
01:31:17,973 --> 01:31:23,311
and he was flirting with me
the entire show from the stage,
2176
01:31:23,394 --> 01:31:24,437
making me laugh.
2177
01:31:25,939 --> 01:31:28,233
And so I made my date
drop me off,
2178
01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:29,943
and I sprinted back to the bar,
2179
01:31:30,026 --> 01:31:31,611
so I could see
if I could catch Joe,
2180
01:31:31,694 --> 01:31:33,279
and I... I did.
2181
01:31:33,363 --> 01:31:35,365
But I don't think
you ever realized
2182
01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:39,494
that I ran eleven blocks
that night.
2183
01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:41,329
Did you know that?
2184
01:31:42,748 --> 01:31:44,707
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
2185
01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:48,503
I thought you were just
a bizarrely sweaty person.
2186
01:31:48,586 --> 01:31:52,590
Maybe you had eaten
some bad shrimp or something.
2187
01:31:58,054 --> 01:32:00,723
And we had sex all the time.
We had...
2188
01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:03,684
We actually had great sex.
It was great. It was really fun.
2189
01:32:04,269 --> 01:32:06,479
We were best friends.
2190
01:32:08,564 --> 01:32:10,608
That is true.
2191
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:15,280
And then you just decided
to be miserable.
2192
01:32:17,866 --> 01:32:19,826
Are you kidding me right now?
2193
01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:22,913
Are you fucking for real?
2194
01:32:22,996 --> 01:32:25,581
I "decided to become miserable"?
2195
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:32,172
Do you actually not understand
how I feel... at all?
2196
01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:34,007
You don't get it?
2197
01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:37,302
I'm a failure, Angela.
2198
01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:41,973
I live in my parents'
apartment...
2199
01:32:42,057 --> 01:32:45,936
...which is humiliating.
I teach at a bad school.
2200
01:32:46,019 --> 01:32:47,770
Teach a bunch of kids
to play the oboe
2201
01:32:47,854 --> 01:32:49,898
who don't give a fuck
about it at all.
2202
01:32:49,981 --> 01:32:53,193
And nothing is gonna change
anytime soon.
2203
01:32:53,276 --> 01:32:56,112
So, this is my life.
So, I'm miserable. Yes.
2204
01:32:56,196 --> 01:32:57,655
Why can't you just let me
be miserable?
2205
01:32:57,738 --> 01:33:01,201
Why can't you just accept
that I am not happy
2206
01:33:01,284 --> 01:33:03,286
and just let me be not happy?
2207
01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:08,959
I'm sorry that your band
didn't work out, Joe.
2208
01:33:09,042 --> 01:33:10,376
I'm really sorry.
2209
01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:12,963
You still teach music
every single day.
2210
01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:15,006
You get to live
in a beautiful home.
2211
01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:18,301
You have a kid
who fucking worships you.
2212
01:33:18,384 --> 01:33:22,013
You have a life that I think
many people would kill for,
2213
01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:24,099
but you've just decided
to make the choice
2214
01:33:24,182 --> 01:33:26,893
to not get over your bullshit
and to just be miserable.
2215
01:33:26,977 --> 01:33:30,271
You won't even fucking touch
the piano that you used to love,
2216
01:33:30,355 --> 01:33:32,023
and we all have to tiptoe
around you.
2217
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:34,192
You're just like a sad,
wounded puppy.
2218
01:33:34,275 --> 01:33:37,195
- You guys want some Rooibos?
- Oh, fuck off, Hawk!
2219
01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:39,906
- Fuck off!
- Sorry. Sorry.
2220
01:33:39,990 --> 01:33:42,283
I am the one
who gave everything up.
2221
01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:43,910
You did that.
There's one reason
2222
01:33:43,994 --> 01:33:45,786
that you're not doing
what you are not doing,
2223
01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:48,623
and that is because
you are not doing it. You quit.
2224
01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:50,083
You gave up.
2225
01:33:50,166 --> 01:33:52,043
Can I ask you a question?
For real?
2226
01:33:52,127 --> 01:33:53,628
What do you do all day?
2227
01:33:53,711 --> 01:33:55,755
Maggie goes to school.
I go to work.
2228
01:33:55,838 --> 01:33:59,634
You go fucking insane
in this apartment.
2229
01:33:59,717 --> 01:34:01,261
I don't know what the fuck
you're doing.
2230
01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:04,389
You're buying fucking lamps
and pillows and shit.
2231
01:34:04,472 --> 01:34:06,307
And then you try
2232
01:34:06,391 --> 01:34:09,477
to just fucking control
every aspect of my life
2233
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:12,188
when I get home at the end
of every fucking day. It's...
2234
01:34:12,272 --> 01:34:13,856
What are you doing here?
2235
01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:15,775
- Fuck you, Joe!
- What are you fucking doing?
2236
01:34:15,858 --> 01:34:17,818
- Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me.
- Yeah.
2237
01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:20,071
Fuck you! And I am not trying
to control you.
2238
01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:22,615
- I am not controlling. No!
- You don't let me do anything.
2239
01:34:22,698 --> 01:34:24,242
You don't let me get
a fucking cat.
2240
01:34:24,325 --> 01:34:25,868
- I don't like cats.
- There you go.
2241
01:34:25,952 --> 01:34:27,954
- They're fucking mean!
- Congratulations.
2242
01:34:28,038 --> 01:34:29,747
I wanted one fucking thing.
2243
01:34:29,830 --> 01:34:32,042
Do you see
how you talk to each other?
2244
01:34:32,125 --> 01:34:36,462
Do you see how you keep blaming
each other for your unhappiness?
2245
01:34:41,759 --> 01:34:43,719
You made these choices.
2246
01:34:43,803 --> 01:34:45,888
They're your choices.
2247
01:34:47,890 --> 01:34:49,809
So much resentment.
2248
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:52,853
So much.
2249
01:34:52,937 --> 01:34:54,772
Why are you in this marriage?
2250
01:34:54,855 --> 01:34:56,149
We have a daughter.
2251
01:34:56,232 --> 01:34:57,900
- Maggie.
- Great.
2252
01:34:57,984 --> 01:35:03,114
That's gonna be really,
really great for her, um...
2253
01:35:03,198 --> 01:35:05,116
'Cause you think
she doesn't notice, right?
2254
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,327
She doesn't feel this.
2255
01:35:08,786 --> 01:35:10,955
You prefer that she grows up
2256
01:35:11,039 --> 01:35:16,086
marinating in this
horrible anxiety every day.
2257
01:35:16,169 --> 01:35:18,963
What's better - to have
happy parents who are separate
2258
01:35:19,047 --> 01:35:20,840
or to have
very miserable parents
2259
01:35:20,923 --> 01:35:22,842
that stay together
for their children?
2260
01:35:30,516 --> 01:35:33,978
I think we only get
a few chances
2261
01:35:34,062 --> 01:35:36,731
for meaningful
relationships in life.
2262
01:35:38,108 --> 01:35:41,319
Usually,
we move to different people.
2263
01:35:42,612 --> 01:35:45,865
Sometimes,
we can have a new relationship
2264
01:35:45,948 --> 01:35:47,950
with the same person.
2265
01:35:50,495 --> 01:35:52,288
It's up to you.
2266
01:35:54,374 --> 01:35:56,084
But I think this relationship...
2267
01:35:57,460 --> 01:35:58,961
...is over.
2268
01:36:06,552 --> 01:36:08,221
Yeah.
2269
01:36:14,352 --> 01:36:16,187
Yeah.
2270
01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:20,316
But I'm not
your therapist, so...
2271
01:36:20,400 --> 01:36:22,485
I think I'm talking too much.
2272
01:36:25,155 --> 01:36:26,906
Hawk?
2273
01:36:31,911 --> 01:36:35,039
Gosh, you guys. I...
2274
01:36:35,123 --> 01:36:38,042
We really just wanted to see
the apartment, you know, and...
2275
01:36:38,918 --> 01:36:40,461
...maybe fuck a little.
2276
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:44,674
Sorry to let you down.
2277
01:36:45,675 --> 01:36:47,552
Maybe next time.
2278
01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:49,970
Can I have my casserole back, please?
2279
01:36:50,054 --> 01:36:51,639
Yeah.
Here, I'm gonna...
2280
01:36:51,722 --> 01:36:53,849
Let me rinse it out for you.
2281
01:37:36,809 --> 01:37:38,686
Did they leave?
2282
01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:49,029
Weird.
2283
01:37:54,869 --> 01:37:57,372
I'm gonna clean up tomorrow.
2284
01:37:57,455 --> 01:37:59,081
OK.
2285
01:38:05,421 --> 01:38:09,091
We have that place in Tahoe
in August.
2286
01:38:09,175 --> 01:38:11,177
Maggie loves it up there.
I don't know what...
2287
01:38:12,178 --> 01:38:13,929
...to do about that.
2288
01:38:15,890 --> 01:38:17,642
I guess we'll figure it out.
2289
01:38:18,643 --> 01:38:20,186
Yeah.
2290
01:38:22,522 --> 01:38:23,856
How's your back?
2291
01:38:24,774 --> 01:38:26,192
It's better, actually.
2292
01:38:28,110 --> 01:38:29,820
I'm glad.
2293
01:38:34,450 --> 01:38:36,244
I'm so tired.
2294
01:38:37,412 --> 01:38:38,871
Me too.
2295
01:38:43,543 --> 01:38:45,336
I'm gonna go to bed.
2296
01:38:47,588 --> 01:38:49,173
Um...
2297
01:39:03,854 --> 01:39:06,190
Should I sleep in my office,
I guess?
2298
01:39:09,194 --> 01:39:10,903
OK.
2299
01:44:06,532 --> 01:44:09,952
♪ I'll light the fire
2300
01:44:10,035 --> 01:44:14,289
♪ You place the flowers
in the vase
2301
01:44:14,373 --> 01:44:18,753
♪ That you bought today
2302
01:44:20,337 --> 01:44:23,257
♪ Staring at the fire
2303
01:44:23,340 --> 01:44:30,305
♪ For hours and hours
while I listen to you
2304
01:44:31,265 --> 01:44:38,272
♪ Play your love songs
all night long for me
2305
01:44:40,900 --> 01:44:47,239
♪ Only for me
2306
01:44:47,322 --> 01:44:49,950
♪ Come to me now
2307
01:44:50,034 --> 01:44:53,538
♪ And rest your head
for just five minutes
2308
01:44:53,621 --> 01:44:59,084
♪ Everything is done... ♪
2309
01:44:59,168 --> 01:45:00,502
Shit!
2310
01:45:00,586 --> 01:45:02,797
♪ Such a cozy room
2311
01:45:02,880 --> 01:45:06,383
♪ The windows are illuminated
2312
01:45:06,466 --> 01:45:12,682
♪ By the evening sunshine
through them
2313
01:45:12,765 --> 01:45:18,938
♪ Fiery gems for you
2314
01:45:19,021 --> 01:45:25,152
♪ Only for you
2315
01:45:25,235 --> 01:45:27,822
♪ Our house
2316
01:45:27,905 --> 01:45:30,825
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house
2317
01:45:30,908 --> 01:45:33,869
♪ With two cats in the yard
2318
01:45:33,953 --> 01:45:36,914
♪ Life used to be so hard
2319
01:45:36,997 --> 01:45:43,503
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you
2320
01:45:43,587 --> 01:45:46,548
♪ And our
2321
01:45:46,632 --> 01:45:53,305
♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la
2322
01:45:53,388 --> 01:45:55,725
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la
2323
01:45:55,808 --> 01:46:00,145
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la
2324
01:46:00,229 --> 01:46:03,148
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
2325
01:46:03,232 --> 01:46:05,400
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la
2326
01:46:05,484 --> 01:46:07,611
♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la
2327
01:46:07,695 --> 01:46:10,114
♪ Our house
2328
01:46:10,197 --> 01:46:13,158
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house
2329
01:46:13,242 --> 01:46:16,161
♪ With two cats in the yard
2330
01:46:16,245 --> 01:46:19,248
♪ Life used to be so hard
2331
01:46:19,331 --> 01:46:25,713
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you
2332
01:46:25,796 --> 01:46:28,924
♪ And our
2333
01:46:29,008 --> 01:46:31,719
♪ I'll light the fire
2334
01:46:31,802 --> 01:46:36,306
♪ And you place the flowers
in the vase
2335
01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:41,478
♪ That you bought today ♪173826
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