All language subtitles for Some Like It Cool (Casanova . Co) 1977

Our story began in ancient
Italy where the first long line was

One of the godfathers cooks
up the first big oil deal in history

Well I certainly hope Sherry
has an excuse for royalty

He doesn't slip and break his neck
before signing the rose oil contract

We promised to poke 300
barrels of it before Christmas

Don't worry, I'll get him to sign

It would be like taking America from the Indians

You are very confident

All fools are accompanied by guardian
angels, and this fat fool has the successor

They say she is a difficult
woman to deal with

I don't mind dealing with it

Give me that chocolate

It is melting everywhere

You can't eat and talk
to Doge at the same time

They are not used to that in Europe

Your kindness

In my capacity as Doge and President of the
Republic of Venice, I warmly welcome you

in 1745

Casanova, passing through
Siena, spent the night in a nunnery

It is rumored that after
being in this house of prayer

It turned into a home
for unmarried mothers

Isn't he sensitive? continued

In 1752 he met Duchess Francesca

Cornaro, with whom he has
been romantically linked ever since

Well we just have to unplug it

Drawn in Venice

On the ninth of September 1754

Your harness I believe all points
regarding our contract have been covered

Do you have any other questions?

Yes

Do you play backgammon?

play what?

Have you ever heard of backgammon?

Don't you have any culture?

Your harness We love to
learn your oriental games

I'm sure it's absolutely
gorgeous but we don't

We want to keep you out
of your country for too long

So if you were to just
sign on the dotted line

Stop

Light for my eyes

My ear music

Lord, I love my God, cool down, Ahmed

I protest on behalf of the Venetian Republic

We do not allow women
to interfere in state affairs

Let's understand one thing, my love

My husband may be the
great successor to Chert

But he does not bow to
Mecca without asking me

Now put that in your
water pipe and smoke it

Honey, you are amazing

Why do you take this from her?

You should see how it
restarts me ok very well

What do you ask for the public in
return for the signature of His Majesty?

Use your talented imagination dear

you don't mean

Well I see that

Maybe I can

I mean, I'd be more than happy to work

You bet on your sweet gandula

But no thanks

It would be like a
martini drop in the desert

What I need is a real gentleman flood

Giacomo Casanova

Bring him to me or
there is no deal but he is

true man

You have no right to keep these

The quivering desire is rotting inside of you

Prisons are divine Francesca

Good job Jinsu

Naturally

Dear Casanova, meet me
tonight at Piazzone Ptuna

I love you, Francesca

Use the file honey

I get the white pieces

Come on I got it yesterday

Ahmed

Good

But this is not fair

Why won't you let me sign this contract?

You know how much she needs money

Be patient, my dear

We will sign as soon
as my conditions are met

Now roll the gender dice

Genders

This is beautiful

This is where we are supposed to meet

I'll give him the stuff

Guards, guards, get
this shit out of here

I will report this to the Pope

What is the reason for all this shouting?

You are in a lot of trouble

I asked for a Bible and
you sent me a dirty book

Dirty book?

How dare you sir

What is with you?

You asked for the Bible and we
gave it to him. He gave it to you

Holy shit look at the size of those tips

oh mr

Jacquemino Jacquemino?

Yes Jacmino What
were you doing with that?

You see, sir, I have a cold

Not napkin dice

The guards told me
the dice were fully loaded

Now with such dice I
don't see why I had to steal

Well as you can see it was the
dice of the players who were playing

With them more laden than my flower
and I lost every piece of scud I had

Silence

I have enough excuses

Now I judge you

I give you six months in the case of petty
theft and 12 months in the case of petty theft

A case of grand theft, two and a half
years for wandering without a license, and

Do you mind if I write this?

Six and three-quarters of
years for daring to interrupt

And eight and a quarter
years to resist arrest and

Here comes Peggy

Twelve years to disturb the peace

one two one

Casanova survived

how dare you

Come shout and shout in the
office of the prefect of Venice

Now tell me quietly and quickly who escaped?

Oh no

Then you will have to apologize

I have bread to bake

Shame because if you knew where he was I would

I shared a bonus of 1000 scud with you

Just 1000 scud

That's a ridiculously low amount
to pay for a man of this value

I certainly wouldn't
give it up for a little bit

Good evening, this has become a habit

Look, you see, I'm
in a bit of trouble

I was going down the street and this guy

I know who you are

Yes, the sergeant just left

Oh Sgt

He also told me that there are a thousand scuds

Riding on your sweet little head

thousand scudi?

Yes

Look, you're not going
to turn me in, are you?

Look you see I had to do what I do

I'm not such a bad guy

I just got this feeling of burning
hunger and nostalgia inside of me

I understand my dear you do?

I was half hungry half hungry

In fact my appetite is
greater than it has ever been

Oh this is my husband

Quickly hide the storage room

Well, this is the last box

He skips it to the
governor. I'm going to bed

No, dear. You must
hurry to Verona at once

Your brother's wife ran away with her lover

He is chasing after her and
there is no one to sell the loaves

Well I guess I should go

Yes, carry on, my dear

This is the time to try seen

What I brought you

I have never seen such
beautiful buds in my entire life

Don't flatter me

I'm sure you've seen better ones

I mean never

It is very round and
very firm and packed

Totally so I'm free
to sit in the lottery

Then come and get them

They all

Your own, my God

In the basement, the three of you

I will teach you to raise the tail of your habits

This is not the custom during the Divine Liturgy

You'll be locked in the cellar until dawn tomorrow

Now get to work

Start fixing those
old clothes over there

Yes Reverend Mother Superior

It's very dark here

Well I guess I'll have to
leave my lantern behind

I sincerely hope that you will
use this time for deep reflection

Remember that you will
take your vows next week

Can you imagine staying in
this stinking trap until tomorrow?

Work as you say

If I wanted to work, I definitely
wouldn't have decided to become a nun

Oh come on

We might just sew a
few of those old clothes

This will help pass the time

I know how to pass the time

Ovid our own

But this is Latin

Don't tell me you want to do homework now

you do not understand

This tells us everything about the art of love

But who the hell is Ovid?

He was a great poet who lived in
Rome more than 1,000 years ago

Wonderful they knew
by love at that time

Of course, stupid

There wouldn't be many
Romans around today if they didn't

Listen, I will translate it for you

See the beloved bed
receives the two lovers

God stop

step before changing clothes

You be kidding quiet

It gets better later

becomes sexy

Without your help they will begin
to whisper tenderly on their own

And the left hand will
not lie idle on the bed

you read

Those fingers will
find what to do in

Those places where Omar
secretly shoots his arrows

By Andromache performed
by the hero Hector

It was not in the war alone that benefited

With Lerneseran captive
Achilles did great when he was on

The soft bed tired of the
enemies stretched his body

You have allowed yourself to be
moved by these hands, Berceres

Who fought victoriously
in his battle against Troy

And that very thing, you bastard

I make you happy because the
conqueror's hand should caress your limbs

Don't be too hasty

Believe me, the bliss of
love should not be rushed

Rather, it oscillates
gradually with slow delay

When I saw her eyes trembling

Which shines brightly at sunrise

Then you will moan and sulk sweetly and cry

Gently and utter words
appropriate to the sport you are

Oh no you can't do that

It's a sin

No, honey, it's only a sin
when you do it with a man

But alas, it's a sin if you don't

man

man

Hush

I am a criminal

If they catch me they will kill me

Will they kill you? Will they kill you?

But that means you

You are a wanted criminal

If love is a crime then I am wanted

Public enemy number one
Giacomo Geronimo Casanova

Jesus Christ, no, no, no

Giacomo Geronimo Casanova

Angela why are you cursing?

Yes, nuns shouldn't talk like that

nuns?

Oh thank you St. Gertrude for

My answer to all those
candles I've been lighting

If you answer another one of my prayers
I promise you what the hell do I promise?

mean but how?

I may be a beginner but I know there
is more to it than kissing and grabbing

What's stopping you from going all the way?

I've never done that to a nun

But I'm not a nun until next week

Oh yes

Are you sure you know
what you're getting into?

Are you sure you know
what you're getting into?

There this is the way he left

But, Sergeant, this is a
convertible. You're right

All the more reason to hurry

Let's go

Right helps

Help no man is allowed here

But we are not human, we are men

I don't know what's wrong with me

I think you can't understand it
because you are not a Casanova

I'm Casanova

I bet you're just a regular
hustler or something

Do not be rude

I am waiting

You can't treat the poor man that way

Can't you see the embarrassment
and pain he's going through?

The way he forces himself
to have something between us

All he needs is a little warmth
and a grain of human tenderness

I am willing to sacrifice myself

To lay the flower of my youth on the altar of the vineyard

Sweet then you better
take off his pants first

Cazanova?

Casanova here?

These walls have not contained
human sports for centuries

Only our confessor, Father
Anselmo, is allowed to enter here

And he is definitely not Casanova

And I bet he's having just as much fun

Reverend Mother, you will forgive us,
but we have to examine your institution

after you

I just can't bring myself to do it

I can not get rid of freshness

Cut the bullshit, man

You don't care about femininity

It's your manhood that you went out to lunch

The only thing I'm waiting
for, my dear, is the resurrection

I hope we don't have
to wait until the third day

Please have faith

If you think it will happen and
when it happens I hope you are ready

this is a man

Of course he is a man,
he is Father Anselmo

He must be giving a sermon to the girls

There is nothing unusual about that

See for yourself

Sorry to leave you girls like this but
you know what it's like to be a goddess

Touch and go

I'm sure you won't find
anything unusual here, Sergeant

Only three naked women

And they are a monk

Of course they are naked

The father was giving a sermon

He finds it helps our
girls take on their souls

Isn't that right dad?

Whatever you say, mom

But that doesn't mean they
run a sergeant's bar joint

Do you mind looking the other way?

Not this way the other way

Who said this?

did you did?

that is funny

Don't remember saying it

Jelsa Mina

What is this, doll?

Where is my breakfast?

I can't make your breakfast without bread

The baker hasn't sent it yet

Sergeant, go arrest this
baker and bring him here

Yes sir

go moves

Yes sir

I came as soon as I got your message

Is there any possibility
that it may have changed

What do you think
about your H unit nodes?

Not a chance

I just want to know what is holding
me back from meeting Casanova

But what did His Majesty
King Kali think of this meeting?

Wonderful, wonderful

Just what I wanted

But isn't he jealous?

Listen, my husband may
be an idiot, but he's a talker

Enough to understand that
I am not a one cheek woman

Show

But I'm afraid we
can't locate the man

Can't locate it?

I thought you said he was in your prisons

Don't tell me that the great Republic
of Venice can't even build a safe prison

did he run away to flee?

Why of course not

What a silly idea

No, just that

you are a liar

Enter

Senator Dellacqua
would like to see you, sir

Grande Dellacqua?

I wonder what he wants

He looks very angry

I think it's about Casanova

Cazanova?

Just mentioning his name makes my blood boil

for me too

The baker you were
commanded to bring you, sir

Grande

Too close to escape

But with my brain I win

Baker? Baker?

What the hell do I want with a baker?

Look, get out of my way

Beatrice

This is not your husband

Who is this?

I don't know if I
should tell you, Madonna

It's part of the secret

And I'm not a gossip, you know

Oh yes I know

But I'm good at keeping secrets

Besides, if you don't
tell me, I will be arrested

Well in this case it is Giacomo Casanova

Well, nice to see you, Beatrice

Fall again soon right?
It's mine

I found it

Oh really?

let's see

h h h h

Oh there it is

Habit hardened habit quartering

Harboring a criminal with a sentence
of 15 years in one of our strong prisons

I hope you had enough
of a change of underwear

Well I won

Don't forget the pill, you're safe here

I am?

Why don't you hide
in bed, little knight?

Knight is silly you know

Actually, I got kicked
out of the Girl Scouts

Nice good I see of course

Yes

You obviously want to keep your
identity a secret, don't you, Jacquem?

Why isn't Jacquem? It's Jacqueline

Oh Jacquemino

Oh how cute cute

do you like that?

very good

Jacquemino Casanova

I think you

Oh no don't you worry no?

It will be our little secret

will huh?

My husband will never know

your husband?

Husband? thank you my dear

right

Don't you want to eat something else?

You wouldn't have any
milk or cookies would you?

I'm a little fed up with numbers

I can't remember having this
much fun since my vibrator got stuck

I was expecting something
different though different?

a little more accurate

Life in prison must be really hard

He turns men into animals

Well, little Casanova

Well, I'm not young, and I'm not a Casanova

If someone else tells me how God
put me in the face I will kill them

I have to change

That's why I wanted to be ready

no no no don't wear there and why not?

It's the dressing room, right?

Yes of course it is the dressing room

But I want you to dress
up here where I can see you

It's been a long time
since I've seen you dressed

You have such gel sexy legs

Samina, are you
feeling okay hahaha?

Yes of course I feel fine

Here let me get you another suit

Well get a nice one

I have to see the senator

Oh

that way

Joe Samina?

Yes?

Do you really think I have nice legs?

Of course they are

They don't believe

Not these pants

black ones

no

The hell is the matter with you today?

Well this is what I
feel so affectionate

I can't control myself

If this continues I will have
to unsubscribe from playgirl

This is our new maid, Rashid

I thought we'd need
it at our summer house

Well what are you doing in the closet?

in the closet?

Oh well she is waiting well

Dirty jacket, naughty boy

Playing in the mud I see

We don't have time to
clean it up now, Rosita

Rosita You must leave
immediately for our house in Vicenza

Yes, Madonna

I will give you a letter of
introduction to give to our nanny

You will receive orders from them until we arrive

Rashid? Yes sir

Here thank you

You fly well

no one is perfect

Rashid is from Sicily

A touch of Arab indifference,
but you're a little skinny

Are we really going to have to fatten you up?

Why don't you go and eat some figs?

There's a whole pit of them in the kitchen

fig?

I hope they don't kick me out of the rankings

I have been a priest as far as I can remember

I don't know what else I can do

I heard they are looking
for missionaries in Uganda

Don't laugh with me

You got me into this
mess in the first place

I only hope your cousin in Vicenza
can put me down for a few weeks

Why all the security? Sorry

It's confidential

trusted?

like hell

Everyone in Venice knows
you're looking for a Casanova

We have to look for everyone

Maybe he was wearing a mask

I'm not a Casanova, don't worry

They will let us pass

These bear the seal of the Bishop of Venice

What's up dad?

I want you to confess my sins

But I already know what you did

I saw him remember?

Yes, but do you mean this? more

Oh hurry, there's a church over there

Hands off that woman

I was just looking for her, sir

I will vouch for her

This is my wife's chambermaid, you idiot

out of the way

last call

Line del Aqua #74 Departure
for the Beast Gate number one

We waited

These are the documents
you left in the church, Dad

Don't worry he's in the confessional

your pass

let me see it

right

Well we made it a Casanova

There are spies everywhere

Look at that room made
in the bow of the ship

I'll see you later, he's a spy

CIA or KGB?

the Republican Party

As all roads lead to Rome,
there is only one way to be kind

How long will it take to prepare my room?

In a few minutes Lexi

Once I take care of your horse

I'll take Bank of America

No, I'm sorry

We only take American
Express that's fine

I have a traveler check

Oh Roberto

Get off these horses

Come on move your ass come on

I'm Stupid

is there anybody?

Allow me to introduce myself

I am Countess Torretta

Charm

And I'm Countess
Tibulsi, well then

Now we'll see about fixing
that room I promised you

Good evening, Madonna

what can i do for you?

I think the countess is
looking for a place to stay at

evening and I am sure
you will be able to help her

Well as a matter of fact I have
a room I can give to the lady

Oh honey, it's so wet

May God bless you

I was wondering maybe you
could put us up for the night

I'm afraid I only have 2
rooms dad and both counted

Oh isn't it a shame we rode all
the way from Venice in the rain

I would be more than happy
to share my stay with the Rev

And the Countess probably wouldn't mind

Divide her room with
the young lady here

I will be happy

You say you come from Venice?

Dad, what's the news of Casanova's escape?

Casanova who?

Why are you interested in this man

Carter Dear Count for the same

The reason every other
woman is interested in Casanova

Don't you have anything better?

Only room above this

But I thought the ladies should have that

I'm sorry but we don't
get many guests like you

NZRA this

You are the monk

You will not find a place like this in Paris

This is a real city full of sexual fun

A man like Casanova would look ridiculous

There Casanova who?

The beloved? famous lover

What is this?

I want a room with
a maid I need a bat

OK come

We'll see what we can do

Thank you

He's a fake father

His fame is a soap bubble
maintained by frustrated women

Who would rather invent an
affair than risk spoiling them

I heard her exposing
Casanova's inability to please them

satisfy them? how?

Well take my word for it, Dad

I know a lot about these worldly things

That is why they call me in Paris Sevua

Will they?

What does it mean?

She is French six times over

six times what?

Well no

year no father

Night Why can't you
get it right the first time?

Thank you, dukes, for not
finishing the room with you

do not miss me

I can't wait to go to bed

I'm not used to undressing myself

Will you help me, Rosita?

Rosenta, please

undress

Have you ever undressed a lady before?
oh so much

I come from a very
large family of sisters

Where is your family from?

Disneyland

be seen? Very good at that

It's not much it seems

I would even go so far
as to say kudos to Kathleen

OVER is so obscure that
anyone can benefit from it

anyone

Your Warner Turk this
year will accept your bet

You've got a deal

McNeil

Can you take down my knife?

It's in the red bag

naturally

Excuse me

Thank you

Ladies, please save the poor fugitive

I must admit I can't
hide it any longer

I am Jacob Mukasanova

What?

You lie

I'll show you if I'm lying

Oh let me show you things

Don't be pushy I
will get to you later

Don't be pushy

Hey

I think he lost the best

Opening in the name of the Republic of Venice

What is?
Did anyone stop by tonight?

Why? We are looking for a monk

What is this?

Oh I'm to his room

he's there

So finally I finally got you, mister

Cazanova

I'm not Casanova

I am Count Theresa, and
I am on my way to Paris

I'm so sorry, Count

In fact, I was told, he was
dressed as a monk in that scene

Well, this is his clothes

He is upstairs with the girls

Upstairs with the girls?

Oh, my God

This is for sure

Come on, I'll leave you dead

she

Well someone got that
animal away from me

Open this door in the name
of the Republic of Venice

are you clean

I wake up

May I know what are
you doing in my room?

I am a countess

We are looking for an escaped prisoner

from?

Cazanova

This is your man

No, you are making a mistake

mistake?

But you yourself said you were
a Casanova, weren't you Rosita?

He sure did

no Please

I am the Count of Toretta

I was on my way to Paris oh yeah

And I, Pope Paul, was
on my way to Moscow

Yes, get him out of here

Please this is wrong

You took your hands off me

And you will hear about this

I'm on my way to balance and have it

Relaxed girl

here

Why don't you slide into bed with me?

she is sleeping

I know who you are

truly?

I've been waiting for this all my life

Oh really?

Imagine sleeping with Jacqueme Casanova

Oh he's coming too

She will never give up on you

Giacomo Casanova

Mother

This is not it, asshole

This is not it, asshole

This is not it, asshole

You're not him, you idiot,
you're definitely not him

I've told you that before

But how are we supposed to know that?

We don't know what it looks like

But the lady said he
was a lady's cousin?

which lady? Countess Trivoltsi

We found this man in her
room dressed as you see

This man is the Count of Terrata

I will take these off of you gentlemen now

You idiots

You stupid

It seems that Jacobino
was in great demand

And Countess Travolzi,
who thought wrong, took him

He takes Casanova as
her hostage in her villa

I can imagine how you were
waiting for such a nice boss

truly?

Oh I'm not going crazy

You have a wonderful sense of humor

Please come in

Not a little hot for me

The water is not that hot

Well some like it hot

I do not enter

Burn his clothes

Just wait a minute

My good luck charm

The other one is here too

naturally

Everyone knows that Casanova is
as lucky in gambling as he is in love

they do? Oh I mean they do

I mean me too yeah

Lucky in love, lucky in cards

Just plain luck

Marchisia Cooper Frutta is here with his party

I'm afraid to leave you

Miranda and Sofia will take care of you

He. She

hurt yourself

No soap

where is the soap

where are you going?

I am looking for soul

Funny, you don't look Italian

Oh cool

You rich people sure know how to live

Francesca what a surprise

Hello, thank you

and Priscilla

Are you well?

I mean have you had any visitors lately?

Well in fact I have

You never guess
who came to visit me?

Cecilia

Oh Cecilia

I thought Cecilia was in a
convent. What happened?

I'm not sure

She looks so upset she
won't tell me anything

But I'm sure she will trust
you if you give her time

Yes, I will have to talk to her

Count Torretta is here to see you

Count Toretta?

I will be here

Jacomo

Francesca

You

mmm finally

How did you know it was me?

I have an informant

How long has it been now?

Two years, ten months, six
days, 4 hours and 16 minutes

But who counts?

Jacomo

Cardo

Miyamori

lovable

Francesca

They are as beautiful as I can remember them

No jackamo

no

why did you stop?

You just told me to stop right?
Come here

If you always do what women
tell you, you won't be Jaco Casanova

This is correct

come on baby

There is the bed

Francesca here

Wait she has a visitor now

Torita account

Torretta oh my god

We have an alarm

The man is crazy

On the trip here
he tried to rape me

He even went so far as to
say that he was a Casanova

Did he rape you? no

The real Casanova saved me

Did he rape you?

Oh no

He was very busy
with Countess Travolzi

Some people just have all the fun

Yaaqoub

I'm sorry Francesca

Maybe it was the long nights in those

Cold cells or lots of warm beds

what are you talking about?

The baker's wife, the governor's
wife, whoever you spent last night with

Oh someone is lying to you

this is not true

You are the one who lies

You would have had the decency
to leave a little of that to me

Oh Francesca

Francesca let me try it yeah

I have to talk to you okay

Francesca, please, won't
you wait a moment, my dear?

Please give me another chance

Let me try again

After all no one is
perfect the first time

While I'm gone, put some
yeast on it. I've done it

And a little jam

What do you want?

I am very sorry if I interrupted something

Don't worry

There was nothing to interrupt

I just wanted to warn you that
Count Turita is not who he claims to be

What do you mean?

I mean yesterday he claimed to be a casanova

He seemed to have rushed
into Countess Dravoltsi's room

Ann and he's making love to her, right?

no he did not

The real Casanova did

The real Casanova

Was she sure?

It's hard not to be sure
of something like that

And he lived it all night

And the next day he accompanied the countess

To her palace and heard enough

Please go now

I hope you have an
explanation for what she just said

It seems to me that someone is
having a lot of fun with my name

And who could it be?

the maid

It's intended

What?

Really Jacomo

I'm sure you can do better than that

Francesca you don't seem to understand

You see, the maid was
a man disguised as her

Because only she
could have done that

Now all I have to do is block it

for him

a horse a horse?

Yes

My kingdom for a horse

I have to go to the villa
and stop it immediately

If you do not return with concrete proof

After what I went through to set you free

I will take you back to prison with my own hands

I am very anxious to meet
your cousin, the Count of Canossa

Well, what is the retention of the Count of Canossa?

My dearest?

I wanted to talk to you
about a mutual friend

You know her? her Duchess of Malfi

They want Casanova

Well, they'll have a Casanova

Wait until they find out who you really are

Who is he? Oh I can't tell you

I promise that I

Well if you promise not to tell

I don't really think it is

Oh

amazing

Yes

Countess Omerella

Come on, my dear

Come sit down

my favorite drink

Oh isn't he darling?

I hope he does that to me

Excuse me

I send you an email

amazing

I'm so sorry for being late

Hello, I am Count Kinosa

Is this game a chance?

Actually we roll the dice

I say would you like to try?

As you can see I don't know much about that

As a child I grew up in a nunnery

I mean religious school

Oh not bad

Ten is fine

Number ten is destiny, right?

Yes

amazing

Oh, I'm sorry

Joan There is only one person who is famous

He is very lucky in
both gambling and love

Calm Casanova

amazing

Incredibly he is right

Hey why don't you come here?

Maybe our luck will change

Before he wins our
back jerseys, of course

That's a great idea

Let's bet on our clothes

You mean take the dice?

I'll start by pinning down the
garment that covers my body

Hariri for all your gold coins

Me too

Greed can't say let's
get this straight first

What do you say you want to
bet your dresses on my gold?

Right, sweet boy

How much did you pay for? That's not the idea

Oh isn't it?

If you win you have to see what's underneath

Oh surprise agreed

I bet my dress too

I believe my snuff box

I am Nusrat Seifi

And I share my waterproof watch

And I believe my brooch is getting closer

Now let me get this straight

We have the sword of
our waterproof watch box

Snuff brooch, one
dress, two, three dresses

Is this correct?

Alright gang you're on
who wants to go first?

You go on luck

Help yourself

Thank you

Well what's next?

I

And I keep it

Valiente is closed

But why all the money?

there

Valiente

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope we are bothering you

no

I mean, I don't
hope it bothers you

I hope you understand what I mean no

What is the meaning of this unwarranted inclusion?

Does the countess remember a certain monk?

I remember many monks why?

We have reason to
believe that this monk

It was Catanova in the
disguise of a countess

And now he pretends
to be Count Thorita

I'm sorry, sergeant, but I haven't
seen the priest since yesterday

We don't know who the Count of Toretta is

The only intruder in this
house is Count Kanassa

You can have it if you want

No thank you

Is that all, sergeant?

Of course, of course

Please if you would like to follow
what I have been doing wait for me

It seems that the ladies are
in a hurry to pay off their debts

I wish I was lucky before

How do we have two pairs of dice now?

Gentlemen, we have been spoiled

Come on, crook

Get out you coward!

Come and fight if you are a man

Cousin finished, please don't hand me over

It wasn't my fault

I didn't pretend to be you

All these women said I
thought you were me?

How silly! Come here, you filth

Come here

This guy is calling you

Getting out there and fighting
for the good came with the outfit

I don't know how to
use it anyway don't bother

I have some use for you anyway

coward

That's what he does

Do not go

If something happens to you, what will happen to me?

I must defend my name

Who are you?

You are not the man with the dice

I'll give you three guesses

This is one

That's two

The Count of Monte Cristo

you are wrong

You are out

I am Jacob Casanova Casanova?

Then who was the other guy?

My double cousin augmentation

Go get him Casanova,
are you okay?

fine

It was a great pleasure
to duel with Casanova

Me too

Dear friend if you are in Venice
please find me again won't you?

I will already

please

Oh Napoli yes

Between Ali Vedanti

Good-bye

Wait there, peasant

Just a moment

I am waiting

What is your name

Jacobino Jacobino

What a stupid name

Come with me let's go

Let's go lie

Lies lies, they are all lies

Knowing that you are hiding everything,
the lie has been proven beyond any doubt

You mean to tell me that
Casanova was locked in

A room with three nuns and a
monk and nothing happened?

definitely

Even the monk had no complaints

Let me tell you something

If I were to show my body and prove it to
be a eunuch, I would make sure it remained

truly?

Your highness we will do a
great favor to the organizing board

The family in Venice, if we include
the impotence of this scoundrel

By the way, how exactly
do you plan to do this?

We have men in our vassals who
are experts in creating eunuchs

Unfortunately, Senator,
my informant reached out

To completely opposite
information about your man Casanova

We also have concrete evidence and witnesses

For example

The Baker's Wife Bear TSA Josephine
The Governor's Wife The Countess

Travosi, Countess
of Sardinia, Fiorabella

You must be a great guy

and Countess Travosi

what are you doing here? oh me?

Nothing, don't lie to me

You want to know who the
two mysterious knights are, right?

But I already know who they are

One of them is Casanova right?

right

Which one is this?

The one on the left and the other?

Oh, that's just some poor
runaway who says he's a Casanova

I helped him once out of pity

So as you can see, dear Francesca, it
was he who made it with the contestant

I wasn't even there do you see?

I thought it was me
saving your energy, Jacob

I've heard many tall tales in my
day but this one really tops it all

Your stories are as flimsy as your self-esteem

Dear madam, my
self-respect is as sound as ever

truly? truly

You've deceived me

I hope you two are good friends

You may be sharing the
same cell for some time

Francesca

Do you think she means that?

Francesca is not used
to making idle threats

Well then you have
to stop it but how?

What does how? Your cousin is done

If you don't know how to make
love to a woman, who does?

I must admit you see my lips,
eyes and brain are working perfectly

It's just that I can't get
the rest of me to cooperate

You mean yeah I'm afraid of it

Not even a bit like
a fish out of water

Oh boy if we get stuck wait a minute

I can take your place

We are not alike so you won't succeed

She knows me well

Besides we don't use
the same toothpaste

When the lights are alone we
can be mistaken for each other

Do you really think so?

certainly

Well in the dark you
can sneak into bed

And change your voice like this and say that
you are the most beautiful woman in the world

Such wonderful poetry

These are radiant eyes

What beautiful breasts,
what beautiful bonds

I can no longer wait

I love you I love you I love you

I will not refuse you

Can I use some of your toothpaste?

You must tell me, Cecilia

The happiness in my life depends on it

I know there was a young
woman in that inn room

Was it you? Yes

But there was also another
man dressed as a maid

Wasn't he that good bastard who
went on to say he was Casanova?

Oh no he was dressed as a monk

Then Casanova was in your room

The lying bastard

I will teach him to make fun of me like that

Oh no please dear

Why don't you go and ask the
servants to make me a bath?

I will join you later

I want you to sleep in my room tonight

Where will you sleep? in your room

but why? I doubt
if I will be able to

Resisting him so I want him
to find you there instead of me

You mean he would have the
right door but the wrong person?

Omen, this will be my revenge

Sweet revenge

house

Well we'll wait here

I want everyone to be alert if

Yes?

Chevalier, it's me

Cecilia Cecilia

Come on Cecilia

Do not stay for a period of time spends?

Come on Cecilia

Don't stay for a while, stay

there is no time

I thought Casanova was here

Well see can you tell

Say Francesca was you, you monster

Francesca, I was just
taking a temperature

It is not enough to seduce half
of all married Venetian women

But you also go so far as to spoil
the innocent little virgins in my house

Francesca, please, you
should at least let me explain

There is nothing to explain

but me

Francesca, open that door, or I'm going to pass out

No no

no no what is this?

Priscilla, you can go
back to your room now

Katie Nover is not coming here tonight

Do you mean he's here now?

You must be dreaming

I just locked him in his room

Who do you think is the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

what are you doing here?

I'm looking for a shhh shoemaker

Hush

Hush

Shh Francesca let me explain

You are under the wrong window

Cecilia window down

But I want to be with you

Then why did you send your
charming friend in your place?

We don't want to be disturbed
now, do we, Giacomono?

Giacomino Francesca Let me in

I have to use the toilet, please

I wouldn't dream about it

I'm not Giacomo

I am Giacomono, not Casanova

I don't care who you are

All I know is that I love you

You are the most beautiful woman

Gorgeous hair, radian eyes,
gorgeous breasts, beautiful thighs

I can not wait more than that

I must get you now

I love you I love you

I love you

Oh I'm so happy

very happy

Giacomo Casanova

In the name of the Republic of Venice
I command you to stop fornication

Mr.

Giacomo Casanova
Consider yourself under arrest

What are you doing there?

To model adultery Get
out there and get dressed

Volante look the other way

turn around

I know only one man so
quick at drawing a sword

And he's that guy

Excuse me

But he is innocent

Just move an inch and
I'll blow your nose for you

In the name of the Republic of
Venice, you are a Casanova under arrest

Yes, beware

no Please

Oh no

Oh no oh no

Oh no oh no

But he is not Casanova, believe me

I know

Well why didn't you say anything?

Well because I love the other
and I have treated him unfairly

Oh you should be ashamed of yourself

Francesca

can you forget me

I just wanted to prove my love

Come with me then

You can prove it to me now

Finally we have him we own him

from? your love or your child

I don't know what is the reason for your anger

Any other man would have been pleased

He knows his wife deserves
Casanova's attention

I suppose you want me to go and thank him

Yes, thank him for doing something
you seem to have forgotten all about

And what exactly?

You see, you don't even
know what I'm talking about

Of course I do

And let me tell you this
is my little cream puff

When we're done with him he won't
be able to harass anyone else's wife

Oh no you can't do that

It's against the law

against our laws

But I don't wish to reveal any
state secrets but he is wanted by me

An Eastern power would be more
than willing to do the job for us

You can't cut it

they are beautiful

Don't worry, my pet

I got it in bronze
and gave it a go

It's your birthday so you
can wear them as earrings

I always knew you were the best

Shows you what little
yeast can do for you

Order 2 packs of Dorato

Boy am I glad I didn't
let them take you away

far? where?

Back to jail?

Not to the bedroom of Khalifa Shiraz

successor?

What do you want from me?

Well what every woman wants

As you know they have established a
great international relationship from you

Oh really?

No Casanova, no oil

I had no idea my stock had
gone so high in the global market

Del Accquo has promised to give you
your freedom in return for this small favor

Maybe I should take it

You won't have to

Jacquemino does it for you

Jacquemino

It takes one to know one

You did it again

You brought me the error

Get that idiot out of here

I'm tired of looking at his stupid face

Don't disturb your horse,
miss. I'm on my way

Whoa bring him to the dungeons

Dungeons?

Yes, you are the man
who slept with my wife

That's enough to get you 15 years in prison

wait ok make it 10

I have already sent you to the
42nd and this makes the arrest resist

Bring it up to 60 and something else

Yes but which one?

But what makes you
believe that this is Casanova?

Oh who could have given
me such a great performance?

An unforgettable adventure

A night to remember

Please take some water

Please take some water

Please take some water

This man will be released tomorrow

If he does one last service
to the Republic tonight

A large number of women even confirmed who

Aristocratic tears
that this is Casanova

I propose that we give them our
faith and present this man to the caliph

Well, Vincenzo, do you
realize this is an act of treason?

But this ambulance
is our last chance

We have to get you to leave
the car to sign your contract

Show

I think in this case we could call
it diplomacy rather than treason

Are you well

I'm glad you're willing to
risk your manhood a little

And what do you mean by that?

Will you see my son if I fail?

Now look what I did

How do you expect me to perform
if you're going to scare him to death?

Vincento, why don't you talk to him?

Maybe if we gave you more money?

No amount of money will be settled

I might have an idea

Vincenzo just Mina

You walk there like that and

You can forget about going home tonight

Stay tuned

Don't you know that I
sacrifice myself for my country?

They must build me a monument to
Gil Somina, the hero of Venice he had

to bend at the end

The moon has risen

This is the only thing he did

Please put me in jail but don't
send me there with that infidel

Whoa, he's innocent

It's not Casanova

Calm down, you fool

What are you muttering?

Of course it is

The little girl doesn't know
what she's talking about

my darling

How terrible of them to torture you
like this with all these naked women

Yes tell them

Tell them you're not Casanova

I will arrest her

You will not arrest anyone

I will bring you your
royal necklace, Your Honor

The only Giacomo Casanova

Shut up you idiot

It is time for this man to
come to the aid of his country

You've made use of your
manhood long enough

Khalifa wants more cousin
and her cousin has to get

What a bloated man

No wonder he's a star

Why don't you want to see me tell him?

Tell him tell him

You tell them I will tell him

I don't know

you do not know?

Who in the name of
everyone will I reboot?

Gammon with backgammon

I will play backgammon with you

Well what's up? it became scarce

I don't like the left side

I much prefer the right side

Well does that make much difference?

Well now that you
mention it it is yes

Well I'm not familiar
with the left side either

Well you must remember,
my dear, I am your guest

better now?

a lot

more

You've done it

you are absolutely right

Oh really now what is that
perfume you're wearing?

It's rose oil. I hate that

nothing personal

It may be popular in Sharaz but
here in Venice why is it a bit strong

We usually mix it with three

Shut up

this is not fair

Now you want all my jewels All I have
left to gamble is my kingdom of Shiraz

It was great

Glorious

My beautiful Francesca

Francesca

Francesca

You got a bet

Throw with your Elephant convertible

Stop at me

I ordered you not to sign

You are a little columnist in nature

The oil contract is mine

revision

It belongs to the Venetian Republic

This is if you value your freedom

done

arivid

And what about my friend Casanova?

Well, you got your own
contract, what do you say?

ok ok

Great I will give him his freedom

great

What I want is when you write your memoirs

You are deaf?

Nobody will ever know
unless they see the movie

And this is where Jacobino finally
ceased to be involved in Casanova's work

By the way if you are ever in the
neighborhood why not look it up?

His name is Khalif

The Imperial Palace
Yacoubino Ahmed Mostafa

Shiraz

Vincencio will come out in
Vegas when you get the chance

And