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Our story began in ancient Italy where the first long line was
One of the godfathers cooks up the first big oil deal in history
Well I certainly hope Sherry has an excuse for royalty
He doesn't slip and break his neck before signing the rose oil contract
We promised to poke 300 barrels of it before Christmas
Don't worry, I'll get him to sign
It would be like taking America from the Indians
You are very confident
All fools are accompanied by guardian angels, and this fat fool has the successor
They say she is a difficult woman to deal with
I don't mind dealing with it
Give me that chocolate
It is melting everywhere
You can't eat and talk to Doge at the same time
They are not used to that in Europe
Your kindness
In my capacity as Doge and President of the Republic of Venice, I warmly welcome you
in 1745
Casanova, passing through Siena, spent the night in a nunnery
It is rumored that after being in this house of prayer
It turned into a home for unmarried mothers
Isn't he sensitive? continued
In 1752 he met Duchess Francesca
Cornaro, with whom he has been romantically linked ever since
Well we just have to unplug it
Drawn in Venice
On the ninth of September 1754
Your harness I believe all points regarding our contract have been covered
Do you have any other questions?
Yes
Do you play backgammon?
play what?
Have you ever heard of backgammon?
Don't you have any culture?
Your harness We love to learn your oriental games
I'm sure it's absolutely gorgeous but we don't
We want to keep you out of your country for too long
So if you were to just sign on the dotted line
Stop
Light for my eyes
My ear music
Lord, I love my God, cool down, Ahmed
I protest on behalf of the Venetian Republic
We do not allow women to interfere in state affairs
Let's understand one thing, my love
My husband may be the great successor to Chert
But he does not bow to Mecca without asking me
Now put that in your water pipe and smoke it
Honey, you are amazing
Why do you take this from her?
You should see how it restarts me ok very well
What do you ask for the public in return for the signature of His Majesty?
Use your talented imagination dear
you don't mean
Well I see that
Maybe I can
I mean, I'd be more than happy to work
You bet on your sweet gandula
But no thanks
It would be like a martini drop in the desert
What I need is a real gentleman flood
Giacomo Casanova
Bring him to me or there is no deal but he is
true man
You have no right to keep these
The quivering desire is rotting inside of you
Prisons are divine Francesca
Good job Jinsu
Naturally
Dear Casanova, meet me tonight at Piazzone Ptuna
I love you, Francesca
Use the file honey
I get the white pieces
Come on I got it yesterday
Ahmed
Good
But this is not fair
Why won't you let me sign this contract?
You know how much she needs money
Be patient, my dear
We will sign as soon as my conditions are met
Now roll the gender dice
Genders
This is beautiful
This is where we are supposed to meet
I'll give him the stuff
Guards, guards, get this shit out of here
I will report this to the Pope
What is the reason for all this shouting?
You are in a lot of trouble
I asked for a Bible and you sent me a dirty book
Dirty book?
How dare you sir
What is with you?
You asked for the Bible and we gave it to him. He gave it to you
Holy shit look at the size of those tips
oh mr
Jacquemino Jacquemino?
Yes Jacmino What were you doing with that?
You see, sir, I have a cold
Not napkin dice
The guards told me the dice were fully loaded
Now with such dice I don't see why I had to steal
Well as you can see it was the dice of the players who were playing
With them more laden than my flower and I lost every piece of scud I had
Silence
I have enough excuses
Now I judge you
I give you six months in the case of petty theft and 12 months in the case of petty theft
A case of grand theft, two and a half years for wandering without a license, and
Do you mind if I write this?
Six and three-quarters of years for daring to interrupt
And eight and a quarter years to resist arrest and
Here comes Peggy
Twelve years to disturb the peace
one two one
Casanova survived
how dare you
Come shout and shout in the office of the prefect of Venice
Now tell me quietly and quickly who escaped?
Oh no
Then you will have to apologize
I have bread to bake
Shame because if you knew where he was I would
I shared a bonus of 1000 scud with you
Just 1000 scud
That's a ridiculously low amount to pay for a man of this value
I certainly wouldn't give it up for a little bit
Good evening, this has become a habit
Look, you see, I'm in a bit of trouble
I was going down the street and this guy
I know who you are
Yes, the sergeant just left
Oh Sgt
He also told me that there are a thousand scuds
Riding on your sweet little head
thousand scudi?
Yes
Look, you're not going to turn me in, are you?
Look you see I had to do what I do
I'm not such a bad guy
I just got this feeling of burning hunger and nostalgia inside of me
I understand my dear you do?
I was half hungry half hungry
In fact my appetite is greater than it has ever been
Oh this is my husband
Quickly hide the storage room
Well, this is the last box
He skips it to the governor. I'm going to bed
No, dear. You must hurry to Verona at once
Your brother's wife ran away with her lover
He is chasing after her and there is no one to sell the loaves
Well I guess I should go
Yes, carry on, my dear
This is the time to try seen
What I brought you
I have never seen such beautiful buds in my entire life
Don't flatter me
I'm sure you've seen better ones
I mean never
It is very round and very firm and packed
Totally so I'm free to sit in the lottery
Then come and get them
They all
Your own, my God
In the basement, the three of you
I will teach you to raise the tail of your habits
This is not the custom during the Divine Liturgy
You'll be locked in the cellar until dawn tomorrow
Now get to work
Start fixing those old clothes over there
Yes Reverend Mother Superior
It's very dark here
Well I guess I'll have to leave my lantern behind
I sincerely hope that you will use this time for deep reflection
Remember that you will take your vows next week
Can you imagine staying in this stinking trap until tomorrow?
Work as you say
If I wanted to work, I definitely wouldn't have decided to become a nun
Oh come on
We might just sew a few of those old clothes
This will help pass the time
I know how to pass the time
Ovid our own
But this is Latin
Don't tell me you want to do homework now
you do not understand
This tells us everything about the art of love
But who the hell is Ovid?
He was a great poet who lived in Rome more than 1,000 years ago
Wonderful they knew by love at that time
Of course, stupid
There wouldn't be many Romans around today if they didn't
Listen, I will translate it for you
See the beloved bed receives the two lovers
God stop
step before changing clothes
You be kidding quiet
It gets better later
becomes sexy
Without your help they will begin to whisper tenderly on their own
And the left hand will not lie idle on the bed
you read
Those fingers will find what to do in
Those places where Omar secretly shoots his arrows
By Andromache performed by the hero Hector
It was not in the war alone that benefited
With Lerneseran captive Achilles did great when he was on
The soft bed tired of the enemies stretched his body
You have allowed yourself to be moved by these hands, Berceres
Who fought victoriously in his battle against Troy
And that very thing, you bastard
I make you happy because the conqueror's hand should caress your limbs
Don't be too hasty
Believe me, the bliss of love should not be rushed
Rather, it oscillates gradually with slow delay
When I saw her eyes trembling
Which shines brightly at sunrise
Then you will moan and sulk sweetly and cry
Gently and utter words appropriate to the sport you are
Oh no you can't do that
It's a sin
No, honey, it's only a sin when you do it with a man
But alas, it's a sin if you don't
man
man
Hush
I am a criminal
If they catch me they will kill me
Will they kill you? Will they kill you?
But that means you
You are a wanted criminal
If love is a crime then I am wanted
Public enemy number one Giacomo Geronimo Casanova
Jesus Christ, no, no, no
Giacomo Geronimo Casanova
Angela why are you cursing?
Yes, nuns shouldn't talk like that
nuns?
Oh thank you St. Gertrude for
My answer to all those candles I've been lighting
If you answer another one of my prayers I promise you what the hell do I promise?
mean but how?
I may be a beginner but I know there is more to it than kissing and grabbing
What's stopping you from going all the way?
I've never done that to a nun
But I'm not a nun until next week
Oh yes
Are you sure you know what you're getting into?
Are you sure you know what you're getting into?
There this is the way he left
But, Sergeant, this is a convertible. You're right
All the more reason to hurry
Let's go
Right helps
Help no man is allowed here
But we are not human, we are men
I don't know what's wrong with me
I think you can't understand it because you are not a Casanova
I'm Casanova
I bet you're just a regular hustler or something
Do not be rude
I am waiting
You can't treat the poor man that way
Can't you see the embarrassment and pain he's going through?
The way he forces himself to have something between us
All he needs is a little warmth and a grain of human tenderness
I am willing to sacrifice myself
To lay the flower of my youth on the altar of the vineyard
Sweet then you better take off his pants first
Cazanova?
Casanova here?
These walls have not contained human sports for centuries
Only our confessor, Father Anselmo, is allowed to enter here
And he is definitely not Casanova
And I bet he's having just as much fun
Reverend Mother, you will forgive us, but we have to examine your institution
after you
I just can't bring myself to do it
I can not get rid of freshness
Cut the bullshit, man
You don't care about femininity
It's your manhood that you went out to lunch
The only thing I'm waiting for, my dear, is the resurrection
I hope we don't have to wait until the third day
Please have faith
If you think it will happen and when it happens I hope you are ready
this is a man
Of course he is a man, he is Father Anselmo
He must be giving a sermon to the girls
There is nothing unusual about that
See for yourself
Sorry to leave you girls like this but you know what it's like to be a goddess
Touch and go
I'm sure you won't find anything unusual here, Sergeant
Only three naked women
And they are a monk
Of course they are naked
The father was giving a sermon
He finds it helps our girls take on their souls
Isn't that right dad?
Whatever you say, mom
But that doesn't mean they run a sergeant's bar joint
Do you mind looking the other way?
Not this way the other way
Who said this?
did you did?
that is funny
Don't remember saying it
Jelsa Mina
What is this, doll?
Where is my breakfast?
I can't make your breakfast without bread
The baker hasn't sent it yet
Sergeant, go arrest this baker and bring him here
Yes sir
go moves
Yes sir
I came as soon as I got your message
Is there any possibility that it may have changed
What do you think about your H unit nodes?
Not a chance
I just want to know what is holding me back from meeting Casanova
But what did His Majesty King Kali think of this meeting?
Wonderful, wonderful
Just what I wanted
But isn't he jealous?
Listen, my husband may be an idiot, but he's a talker
Enough to understand that I am not a one cheek woman
Show
But I'm afraid we can't locate the man
Can't locate it?
I thought you said he was in your prisons
Don't tell me that the great Republic of Venice can't even build a safe prison
did he run away to flee?
Why of course not
What a silly idea
No, just that
you are a liar
Enter
Senator Dellacqua would like to see you, sir
Grande Dellacqua?
I wonder what he wants
He looks very angry
I think it's about Casanova
Cazanova?
Just mentioning his name makes my blood boil
for me too
The baker you were commanded to bring you, sir
Grande
Too close to escape
But with my brain I win
Baker? Baker?
What the hell do I want with a baker?
Look, get out of my way
Beatrice
This is not your husband
Who is this?
I don't know if I should tell you, Madonna
It's part of the secret
And I'm not a gossip, you know
Oh yes I know
But I'm good at keeping secrets
Besides, if you don't tell me, I will be arrested
Well in this case it is Giacomo Casanova
Well, nice to see you, Beatrice
Fall again soon right? It's mine
I found it
Oh really?
let's see
h h h h
Oh there it is
Habit hardened habit quartering
Harboring a criminal with a sentence of 15 years in one of our strong prisons
I hope you had enough of a change of underwear
Well I won
Don't forget the pill, you're safe here
I am?
Why don't you hide in bed, little knight?
Knight is silly you know
Actually, I got kicked out of the Girl Scouts
Nice good I see of course
Yes
You obviously want to keep your identity a secret, don't you, Jacquem?
Why isn't Jacquem? It's Jacqueline
Oh Jacquemino
Oh how cute cute
do you like that?
very good
Jacquemino Casanova
I think you
Oh no don't you worry no?
It will be our little secret
will huh?
My husband will never know
your husband?
Husband? thank you my dear
right
Don't you want to eat something else?
You wouldn't have any milk or cookies would you?
I'm a little fed up with numbers
I can't remember having this much fun since my vibrator got stuck
I was expecting something different though different?
a little more accurate
Life in prison must be really hard
He turns men into animals
Well, little Casanova
Well, I'm not young, and I'm not a Casanova
If someone else tells me how God put me in the face I will kill them
I have to change
That's why I wanted to be ready
no no no don't wear there and why not?
It's the dressing room, right?
Yes of course it is the dressing room
But I want you to dress up here where I can see you
It's been a long time since I've seen you dressed
You have such gel sexy legs
Samina, are you feeling okay hahaha?
Yes of course I feel fine
Here let me get you another suit
Well get a nice one
I have to see the senator
Oh
that way
Joe Samina?
Yes?
Do you really think I have nice legs?
Of course they are
They don't believe
Not these pants
black ones
no
The hell is the matter with you today?
Well this is what I feel so affectionate
I can't control myself
If this continues I will have to unsubscribe from playgirl
This is our new maid, Rashid
I thought we'd need it at our summer house
Well what are you doing in the closet?
in the closet?
Oh well she is waiting well
Dirty jacket, naughty boy
Playing in the mud I see
We don't have time to clean it up now, Rosita
Rosita You must leave immediately for our house in Vicenza
Yes, Madonna
I will give you a letter of introduction to give to our nanny
You will receive orders from them until we arrive
Rashid? Yes sir
Here thank you
You fly well
no one is perfect
Rashid is from Sicily
A touch of Arab indifference, but you're a little skinny
Are we really going to have to fatten you up?
Why don't you go and eat some figs?
There's a whole pit of them in the kitchen
fig?
I hope they don't kick me out of the rankings
I have been a priest as far as I can remember
I don't know what else I can do
I heard they are looking for missionaries in Uganda
Don't laugh with me
You got me into this mess in the first place
I only hope your cousin in Vicenza can put me down for a few weeks
Why all the security? Sorry
It's confidential
trusted?
like hell
Everyone in Venice knows you're looking for a Casanova
We have to look for everyone
Maybe he was wearing a mask
I'm not a Casanova, don't worry
They will let us pass
These bear the seal of the Bishop of Venice
What's up dad?
I want you to confess my sins
But I already know what you did
I saw him remember?
Yes, but do you mean this? more
Oh hurry, there's a church over there
Hands off that woman
I was just looking for her, sir
I will vouch for her
This is my wife's chambermaid, you idiot
out of the way
last call
Line del Aqua #74 Departure for the Beast Gate number one
We waited
These are the documents you left in the church, Dad
Don't worry he's in the confessional
your pass
let me see it
right
Well we made it a Casanova
There are spies everywhere
Look at that room made in the bow of the ship
I'll see you later, he's a spy
CIA or KGB?
the Republican Party
As all roads lead to Rome, there is only one way to be kind
How long will it take to prepare my room?
In a few minutes Lexi
Once I take care of your horse
I'll take Bank of America
No, I'm sorry
We only take American Express that's fine
I have a traveler check
Oh Roberto
Get off these horses
Come on move your ass come on
I'm Stupid
is there anybody?
Allow me to introduce myself
I am Countess Torretta
Charm
And I'm Countess Tibulsi, well then
Now we'll see about fixing that room I promised you
Good evening, Madonna
what can i do for you?
I think the countess is looking for a place to stay at
evening and I am sure you will be able to help her
Well as a matter of fact I have a room I can give to the lady
Oh honey, it's so wet
May God bless you
I was wondering maybe you could put us up for the night
I'm afraid I only have 2 rooms dad and both counted
Oh isn't it a shame we rode all the way from Venice in the rain
I would be more than happy to share my stay with the Rev
And the Countess probably wouldn't mind
Divide her room with the young lady here
I will be happy
You say you come from Venice?
Dad, what's the news of Casanova's escape?
Casanova who?
Why are you interested in this man
Carter Dear Count for the same
The reason every other woman is interested in Casanova
Don't you have anything better?
Only room above this
But I thought the ladies should have that
I'm sorry but we don't get many guests like you
NZRA this
You are the monk
You will not find a place like this in Paris
This is a real city full of sexual fun
A man like Casanova would look ridiculous
There Casanova who?
The beloved? famous lover
What is this?
I want a room with a maid I need a bat
OK come
We'll see what we can do
Thank you
He's a fake father
His fame is a soap bubble maintained by frustrated women
Who would rather invent an affair than risk spoiling them
I heard her exposing Casanova's inability to please them
satisfy them? how?
Well take my word for it, Dad
I know a lot about these worldly things
That is why they call me in Paris Sevua
Will they?
What does it mean?
She is French six times over
six times what?
Well no
year no father
Night Why can't you get it right the first time?
Thank you, dukes, for not finishing the room with you
do not miss me
I can't wait to go to bed
I'm not used to undressing myself
Will you help me, Rosita?
Rosenta, please
undress
Have you ever undressed a lady before? oh so much
I come from a very large family of sisters
Where is your family from?
Disneyland
be seen? Very good at that
It's not much it seems
I would even go so far as to say kudos to Kathleen
OVER is so obscure that anyone can benefit from it
anyone
Your Warner Turk this year will accept your bet
You've got a deal
McNeil
Can you take down my knife?
It's in the red bag
naturally
Excuse me
Thank you
Ladies, please save the poor fugitive
I must admit I can't hide it any longer
I am Jacob Mukasanova
What?
You lie
I'll show you if I'm lying
Oh let me show you things
Don't be pushy I will get to you later
Don't be pushy
Hey
I think he lost the best
Opening in the name of the Republic of Venice
What is? Did anyone stop by tonight?
Why? We are looking for a monk
What is this?
Oh I'm to his room
he's there
So finally I finally got you, mister
Cazanova
I'm not Casanova
I am Count Theresa, and I am on my way to Paris
I'm so sorry, Count
In fact, I was told, he was dressed as a monk in that scene
Well, this is his clothes
He is upstairs with the girls
Upstairs with the girls?
Oh, my God
This is for sure
Come on, I'll leave you dead
she
Well someone got that animal away from me
Open this door in the name of the Republic of Venice
are you clean
I wake up
May I know what are you doing in my room?
I am a countess
We are looking for an escaped prisoner
from?
Cazanova
This is your man
No, you are making a mistake
mistake?
But you yourself said you were a Casanova, weren't you Rosita?
He sure did
no Please
I am the Count of Toretta
I was on my way to Paris oh yeah
And I, Pope Paul, was on my way to Moscow
Yes, get him out of here
Please this is wrong
You took your hands off me
And you will hear about this
I'm on my way to balance and have it
Relaxed girl
here
Why don't you slide into bed with me?
she is sleeping
I know who you are
truly?
I've been waiting for this all my life
Oh really?
Imagine sleeping with Jacqueme Casanova
Oh he's coming too
She will never give up on you
Giacomo Casanova
Mother
This is not it, asshole
This is not it, asshole
This is not it, asshole
You're not him, you idiot, you're definitely not him
I've told you that before
But how are we supposed to know that?
We don't know what it looks like
But the lady said he was a lady's cousin?
which lady? Countess Trivoltsi
We found this man in her room dressed as you see
This man is the Count of Terrata
I will take these off of you gentlemen now
You idiots
You stupid
It seems that Jacobino was in great demand
And Countess Travolzi, who thought wrong, took him
He takes Casanova as her hostage in her villa
I can imagine how you were waiting for such a nice boss
truly?
Oh I'm not going crazy
You have a wonderful sense of humor
Please come in
Not a little hot for me
The water is not that hot
Well some like it hot
I do not enter
Burn his clothes
Just wait a minute
My good luck charm
The other one is here too
naturally
Everyone knows that Casanova is as lucky in gambling as he is in love
they do? Oh I mean they do
I mean me too yeah
Lucky in love, lucky in cards
Just plain luck
Marchisia Cooper Frutta is here with his party
I'm afraid to leave you
Miranda and Sofia will take care of you
He. She
hurt yourself
No soap
where is the soap
where are you going?
I am looking for soul
Funny, you don't look Italian
Oh cool
You rich people sure know how to live
Francesca what a surprise
Hello, thank you
and Priscilla
Are you well?
I mean have you had any visitors lately?
Well in fact I have
You never guess who came to visit me?
Cecilia
Oh Cecilia
I thought Cecilia was in a convent. What happened?
I'm not sure
She looks so upset she won't tell me anything
But I'm sure she will trust you if you give her time
Yes, I will have to talk to her
Count Torretta is here to see you
Count Toretta?
I will be here
Jacomo
Francesca
You
mmm finally
How did you know it was me?
I have an informant
How long has it been now?
Two years, ten months, six days, 4 hours and 16 minutes
But who counts?
Jacomo
Cardo
Miyamori
lovable
Francesca
They are as beautiful as I can remember them
No jackamo
no
why did you stop?
You just told me to stop right? Come here
If you always do what women tell you, you won't be Jaco Casanova
This is correct
come on baby
There is the bed
Francesca here
Wait she has a visitor now
Torita account
Torretta oh my god
We have an alarm
The man is crazy
On the trip here he tried to rape me
He even went so far as to say that he was a Casanova
Did he rape you? no
The real Casanova saved me
Did he rape you?
Oh no
He was very busy with Countess Travolzi
Some people just have all the fun
Yaaqoub
I'm sorry Francesca
Maybe it was the long nights in those
Cold cells or lots of warm beds
what are you talking about?
The baker's wife, the governor's wife, whoever you spent last night with
Oh someone is lying to you
this is not true
You are the one who lies
You would have had the decency to leave a little of that to me
Oh Francesca
Francesca let me try it yeah
I have to talk to you okay
Francesca, please, won't you wait a moment, my dear?
Please give me another chance
Let me try again
After all no one is perfect the first time
While I'm gone, put some yeast on it. I've done it
And a little jam
What do you want?
I am very sorry if I interrupted something
Don't worry
There was nothing to interrupt
I just wanted to warn you that Count Turita is not who he claims to be
What do you mean?
I mean yesterday he claimed to be a casanova
He seemed to have rushed into Countess Dravoltsi's room
Ann and he's making love to her, right?
no he did not
The real Casanova did
The real Casanova
Was she sure?
It's hard not to be sure of something like that
And he lived it all night
And the next day he accompanied the countess
To her palace and heard enough
Please go now
I hope you have an explanation for what she just said
It seems to me that someone is having a lot of fun with my name
And who could it be?
the maid
It's intended
What?
Really Jacomo
I'm sure you can do better than that
Francesca you don't seem to understand
You see, the maid was a man disguised as her
Because only she could have done that
Now all I have to do is block it
for him
a horse a horse?
Yes
My kingdom for a horse
I have to go to the villa and stop it immediately
If you do not return with concrete proof
After what I went through to set you free
I will take you back to prison with my own hands
I am very anxious to meet your cousin, the Count of Canossa
Well, what is the retention of the Count of Canossa?
My dearest?
I wanted to talk to you about a mutual friend
You know her? her Duchess of Malfi
They want Casanova
Well, they'll have a Casanova
Wait until they find out who you really are
Who is he? Oh I can't tell you
I promise that I
Well if you promise not to tell
I don't really think it is
Oh
amazing
Yes
Countess Omerella
Come on, my dear
Come sit down
my favorite drink
Oh isn't he darling?
I hope he does that to me
Excuse me
I send you an email
amazing
I'm so sorry for being late
Hello, I am Count Kinosa
Is this game a chance?
Actually we roll the dice
I say would you like to try?
As you can see I don't know much about that
As a child I grew up in a nunnery
I mean religious school
Oh not bad
Ten is fine
Number ten is destiny, right?
Yes
amazing
Oh, I'm sorry
Joan There is only one person who is famous
He is very lucky in both gambling and love
Calm Casanova
amazing
Incredibly he is right
Hey why don't you come here?
Maybe our luck will change
Before he wins our back jerseys, of course
That's a great idea
Let's bet on our clothes
You mean take the dice?
I'll start by pinning down the garment that covers my body
Hariri for all your gold coins
Me too
Greed can't say let's get this straight first
What do you say you want to bet your dresses on my gold?
Right, sweet boy
How much did you pay for? That's not the idea
Oh isn't it?
If you win you have to see what's underneath
Oh surprise agreed
I bet my dress too
I believe my snuff box
I am Nusrat Seifi
And I share my waterproof watch
And I believe my brooch is getting closer
Now let me get this straight
We have the sword of our waterproof watch box
Snuff brooch, one dress, two, three dresses
Is this correct?
Alright gang you're on who wants to go first?
You go on luck
Help yourself
Thank you
Well what's next?
I
And I keep it
Valiente is closed
But why all the money?
there
Valiente
Ladies and gentlemen, I hope we are bothering you
no
I mean, I don't hope it bothers you
I hope you understand what I mean no
What is the meaning of this unwarranted inclusion?
Does the countess remember a certain monk?
I remember many monks why?
We have reason to believe that this monk
It was Catanova in the disguise of a countess
And now he pretends to be Count Thorita
I'm sorry, sergeant, but I haven't seen the priest since yesterday
We don't know who the Count of Toretta is
The only intruder in this house is Count Kanassa
You can have it if you want
No thank you
Is that all, sergeant?
Of course, of course
Please if you would like to follow what I have been doing wait for me
It seems that the ladies are in a hurry to pay off their debts
I wish I was lucky before
How do we have two pairs of dice now?
Gentlemen, we have been spoiled
Come on, crook
Get out you coward!
Come and fight if you are a man
Cousin finished, please don't hand me over
It wasn't my fault
I didn't pretend to be you
All these women said I thought you were me?
How silly! Come here, you filth
Come here
This guy is calling you
Getting out there and fighting for the good came with the outfit
I don't know how to use it anyway don't bother
I have some use for you anyway
coward
That's what he does
Do not go
If something happens to you, what will happen to me?
I must defend my name
Who are you?
You are not the man with the dice
I'll give you three guesses
This is one
That's two
The Count of Monte Cristo
you are wrong
You are out
I am Jacob Casanova Casanova?
Then who was the other guy?
My double cousin augmentation
Go get him Casanova, are you okay?
fine
It was a great pleasure to duel with Casanova
Me too
Dear friend if you are in Venice please find me again won't you?
I will already
please
Oh Napoli yes
Between Ali Vedanti
Good-bye
Wait there, peasant
Just a moment
I am waiting
What is your name
Jacobino Jacobino
What a stupid name
Come with me let's go
Let's go lie
Lies lies, they are all lies
Knowing that you are hiding everything, the lie has been proven beyond any doubt
You mean to tell me that Casanova was locked in
A room with three nuns and a monk and nothing happened?
definitely
Even the monk had no complaints
Let me tell you something
If I were to show my body and prove it to be a eunuch, I would make sure it remained
truly?
Your highness we will do a great favor to the organizing board
The family in Venice, if we include the impotence of this scoundrel
By the way, how exactly do you plan to do this?
We have men in our vassals who are experts in creating eunuchs
Unfortunately, Senator, my informant reached out
To completely opposite information about your man Casanova
We also have concrete evidence and witnesses
For example
The Baker's Wife Bear TSA Josephine The Governor's Wife The Countess
Travosi, Countess of Sardinia, Fiorabella
You must be a great guy
and Countess Travosi
what are you doing here? oh me?
Nothing, don't lie to me
You want to know who the two mysterious knights are, right?
But I already know who they are
One of them is Casanova right?
right
Which one is this?
The one on the left and the other?
Oh, that's just some poor runaway who says he's a Casanova
I helped him once out of pity
So as you can see, dear Francesca, it was he who made it with the contestant
I wasn't even there do you see?
I thought it was me saving your energy, Jacob
I've heard many tall tales in my day but this one really tops it all
Your stories are as flimsy as your self-esteem
Dear madam, my self-respect is as sound as ever
truly? truly
You've deceived me
I hope you two are good friends
You may be sharing the same cell for some time
Francesca
Do you think she means that?
Francesca is not used to making idle threats
Well then you have to stop it but how?
What does how? Your cousin is done
If you don't know how to make love to a woman, who does?
I must admit you see my lips, eyes and brain are working perfectly
It's just that I can't get the rest of me to cooperate
You mean yeah I'm afraid of it
Not even a bit like a fish out of water
Oh boy if we get stuck wait a minute
I can take your place
We are not alike so you won't succeed
She knows me well
Besides we don't use the same toothpaste
When the lights are alone we can be mistaken for each other
Do you really think so?
certainly
Well in the dark you can sneak into bed
And change your voice like this and say that you are the most beautiful woman in the world
Such wonderful poetry
These are radiant eyes
What beautiful breasts, what beautiful bonds
I can no longer wait
I love you I love you I love you
I will not refuse you
Can I use some of your toothpaste?
You must tell me, Cecilia
The happiness in my life depends on it
I know there was a young woman in that inn room
Was it you? Yes
But there was also another man dressed as a maid
Wasn't he that good bastard who went on to say he was Casanova?
Oh no he was dressed as a monk
Then Casanova was in your room
The lying bastard
I will teach him to make fun of me like that
Oh no please dear
Why don't you go and ask the servants to make me a bath?
I will join you later
I want you to sleep in my room tonight
Where will you sleep? in your room
but why? I doubt if I will be able to
Resisting him so I want him to find you there instead of me
You mean he would have the right door but the wrong person?
Omen, this will be my revenge
Sweet revenge
house
Well we'll wait here
I want everyone to be alert if
Yes?
Chevalier, it's me
Cecilia Cecilia
Come on Cecilia
Do not stay for a period of time spends?
Come on Cecilia
Don't stay for a while, stay
there is no time
I thought Casanova was here
Well see can you tell
Say Francesca was you, you monster
Francesca, I was just taking a temperature
It is not enough to seduce half of all married Venetian women
But you also go so far as to spoil the innocent little virgins in my house
Francesca, please, you should at least let me explain
There is nothing to explain
but me
Francesca, open that door, or I'm going to pass out
No no
no no what is this?
Priscilla, you can go back to your room now
Katie Nover is not coming here tonight
Do you mean he's here now?
You must be dreaming
I just locked him in his room
Who do you think is the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
what are you doing here?
I'm looking for a shhh shoemaker
Hush
Hush
Shh Francesca let me explain
You are under the wrong window
Cecilia window down
But I want to be with you
Then why did you send your charming friend in your place?
We don't want to be disturbed now, do we, Giacomono?
Giacomino Francesca Let me in
I have to use the toilet, please
I wouldn't dream about it
I'm not Giacomo
I am Giacomono, not Casanova
I don't care who you are
All I know is that I love you
You are the most beautiful woman
Gorgeous hair, radian eyes, gorgeous breasts, beautiful thighs
I can not wait more than that
I must get you now
I love you I love you
I love you
Oh I'm so happy
very happy
Giacomo Casanova
In the name of the Republic of Venice I command you to stop fornication
Mr.
Giacomo Casanova Consider yourself under arrest
What are you doing there?
To model adultery Get out there and get dressed
Volante look the other way
turn around
I know only one man so quick at drawing a sword
And he's that guy
Excuse me
But he is innocent
Just move an inch and I'll blow your nose for you
In the name of the Republic of Venice, you are a Casanova under arrest
Yes, beware
no Please
Oh no
Oh no oh no
Oh no oh no
But he is not Casanova, believe me
I know
Well why didn't you say anything?
Well because I love the other and I have treated him unfairly
Oh you should be ashamed of yourself
Francesca
can you forget me
I just wanted to prove my love
Come with me then
You can prove it to me now
Finally we have him we own him
from? your love or your child
I don't know what is the reason for your anger
Any other man would have been pleased
He knows his wife deserves Casanova's attention
I suppose you want me to go and thank him
Yes, thank him for doing something you seem to have forgotten all about
And what exactly?
You see, you don't even know what I'm talking about
Of course I do
And let me tell you this is my little cream puff
When we're done with him he won't be able to harass anyone else's wife
Oh no you can't do that
It's against the law
against our laws
But I don't wish to reveal any state secrets but he is wanted by me
An Eastern power would be more than willing to do the job for us
You can't cut it
they are beautiful
Don't worry, my pet
I got it in bronze and gave it a go
It's your birthday so you can wear them as earrings
I always knew you were the best
Shows you what little yeast can do for you
Order 2 packs of Dorato
Boy am I glad I didn't let them take you away
far? where?
Back to jail?
Not to the bedroom of Khalifa Shiraz
successor?
What do you want from me?
Well what every woman wants
As you know they have established a great international relationship from you
Oh really?
No Casanova, no oil
I had no idea my stock had gone so high in the global market
Del Accquo has promised to give you your freedom in return for this small favor
Maybe I should take it
You won't have to
Jacquemino does it for you
Jacquemino
It takes one to know one
You did it again
You brought me the error
Get that idiot out of here
I'm tired of looking at his stupid face
Don't disturb your horse, miss. I'm on my way
Whoa bring him to the dungeons
Dungeons?
Yes, you are the man who slept with my wife
That's enough to get you 15 years in prison
wait ok make it 10
I have already sent you to the 42nd and this makes the arrest resist
Bring it up to 60 and something else
Yes but which one?
But what makes you believe that this is Casanova?
Oh who could have given me such a great performance?
An unforgettable adventure
A night to remember
Please take some water
Please take some water
Please take some water
This man will be released tomorrow
If he does one last service to the Republic tonight
A large number of women even confirmed who
Aristocratic tears that this is Casanova
I propose that we give them our faith and present this man to the caliph
Well, Vincenzo, do you realize this is an act of treason?
But this ambulance is our last chance
We have to get you to leave the car to sign your contract
Show
I think in this case we could call it diplomacy rather than treason
Are you well
I'm glad you're willing to risk your manhood a little
And what do you mean by that?
Will you see my son if I fail?
Now look what I did
How do you expect me to perform if you're going to scare him to death?
Vincento, why don't you talk to him?
Maybe if we gave you more money?
No amount of money will be settled
I might have an idea
Vincenzo just Mina
You walk there like that and
You can forget about going home tonight
Stay tuned
Don't you know that I sacrifice myself for my country?
They must build me a monument to Gil Somina, the hero of Venice he had
to bend at the end
The moon has risen
This is the only thing he did
Please put me in jail but don't send me there with that infidel
Whoa, he's innocent
It's not Casanova
Calm down, you fool
What are you muttering?
Of course it is
The little girl doesn't know what she's talking about
my darling
How terrible of them to torture you like this with all these naked women
Yes tell them
Tell them you're not Casanova
I will arrest her
You will not arrest anyone
I will bring you your royal necklace, Your Honor
The only Giacomo Casanova
Shut up you idiot
It is time for this man to come to the aid of his country
You've made use of your manhood long enough
Khalifa wants more cousin and her cousin has to get
What a bloated man
No wonder he's a star
Why don't you want to see me tell him?
Tell him tell him
You tell them I will tell him
I don't know
you do not know?
Who in the name of everyone will I reboot?
Gammon with backgammon
I will play backgammon with you
Well what's up? it became scarce
I don't like the left side
I much prefer the right side
Well does that make much difference?
Well now that you mention it it is yes
Well I'm not familiar with the left side either
Well you must remember, my dear, I am your guest
better now?
a lot
more
You've done it
you are absolutely right
Oh really now what is that perfume you're wearing?
It's rose oil. I hate that
nothing personal
It may be popular in Sharaz but here in Venice why is it a bit strong
We usually mix it with three
Shut up
this is not fair
Now you want all my jewels All I have left to gamble is my kingdom of Shiraz
It was great
Glorious
My beautiful Francesca
Francesca
Francesca
You got a bet
Throw with your Elephant convertible
Stop at me
I ordered you not to sign
You are a little columnist in nature
The oil contract is mine
revision
It belongs to the Venetian Republic
This is if you value your freedom
done
arivid
And what about my friend Casanova?
Well, you got your own contract, what do you say?
ok ok
Great I will give him his freedom
great
What I want is when you write your memoirs
You are deaf?
Nobody will ever know unless they see the movie
And this is where Jacobino finally ceased to be involved in Casanova's work
By the way if you are ever in the neighborhood why not look it up?
His name is Khalif
The Imperial Palace Yacoubino Ahmed Mostafa
Shiraz
Vincencio will come out in Vegas when you get the chance
And
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