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[ Crowd cheering on TV ]

All right, Beef Burrito,

I'm gonna give you one more chance

to take back what you said about my mom!

I'll kill you!

Hyah!

Hunh!

Oof! Ooh!

Uhhh...

Tag up! Tag up!

Uhhh...

[ glug! Glug! Glug! Glug! ]

Raaaah!

What?

Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you?

I think he wants me to put the hurt on him.

I think he wants you to put the hurt on him.

You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?

Yes, I do. - Aaah!

- Aaah! - Aaah!

[ Groaning ]

Yeah!

Did you see how awesome it was when I hit the trampoline?

[ laughs ]

Yeah, I did.

But it wasn't as awesome

as when you punched that hole in the wall.

[ Both laugh ]

BOTH: Aaaah!

I can't believe I listened to you.

I knew I should have gone out to do some work.

But no... "Let's wrestle this stupid doll. It'll be fun."

But it was fun.

Well, yeah, but now there's a big hole in the wall.

Dude, we're 23 years old.

We shouldn't be busting holes in walls.

We're gonna get fired for this.

You mean you're gonna get fired for this.

What?

You're the one who threw me too hard, you hole.

Don't call me a hole. You're the hole.

You're the one who wanted to wrestle.

Okay, okay. Let's not blame anyone.

Now, how in the heck are we gonna fix this stuff?

I don't know, man.

We can't fix it, and we definitely can't pay for it,

'cause we don't have any money.

Unless you have some money.

No.

Besides, I don't even know how much it costs

to fix a hole like this... probably a ton.

Exactly.

Which leaves us with only one possible solution.

We convince Benson to give us raises

so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it.

Dude...

you are a genius!

Of course... raises.

- Okay, dude... - Let me stop you there.

Because I already know what you're going to say.

Hamboning.

What?

Yeah, dude... hamboning.

We just go up to Benson,

and we'll be all like, "we both want raises."

[ Thumping rhythmically ]

No, man! Stop it!

We just need to ask him for a raise

and just explain all the...

No, no, no! That's not gonna work!

What are you, 65?

"Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise?"

Come on!

I'm telling you, dude... hamboning.

No.

Hamboning will save your life someday.

It'll be all like, "What? You trying to mug me?"

[ Thumping rhythmically ]

No!

We're not doing that, okay? Okay?!

Fine.

[ Gasps ]

I know what to do!

[ Chuckles ]

Are you ready for raises?

Boo-bwee! Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo.

[ laughing ] Whoa, how did you get that?

I have my methods.

[ Zipper opens ]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Ohh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...

[ chuckles ]

I don't know, dude.

How's that gonna get us raises?

Aw, come on, man.

Look, just come check it out.

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

[ laughing ] Whoa.

This is the answer to all our problems.

Have you named her yet?

Actually, I thought you could do the honors.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

You know, I've always wanted to date a girl

named "The Power."

The Power?

Mm-hmm.

I like it.

[ Screeeeeeeeech! ]

Cool.

MORDECAI: All right, this time with feeling.

RIGBY: Yeah, yeah. Ready?

- Yeah. Yeah. - Okay.

Five, six, seven, eight.

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Give us a raise, loser.

[ Both laugh ]

Hey, it's Pops.

[ laughs ] Hello!

Hey, Pops. What's up?

Is that the sound of music I hear?

Dude, let's use The Power on Pops.

I don't know. Pops is kind of weird.

Ahh.

[ laughs ]

Exactly.

At least we can test it out on him

and he won't get mad at us if it doesn't work.

Okay, but let's not call him a loser.

- Why not? - He's sensitive.

I don't want him to cry.

I just want him to give us a raise.

Okay, let's do it.

Hey, Pops, check it.

Five, six, seven, eight.

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Give us a raise, Pops.

[ laughs ]

Good show! Jolly good show!

A pay increase... yes, yes, of course.

Just let me get my billfold.

Butterscotch ripple.

Ta-ta!

Dude, I think that just worked.

Yeah, I know.

I mean, if Pops wasn't so weird,

he might have given us actual money.

Totally.

[ Clatter! ]

[ Sighs ]

BOTH: Hey, Benson.

Five, six, seven, eight.

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

What are you doing?

Give us a raise, loser.

You know, you guys have been working harder.

I think you deserve a raise.

We can negotiate your new rates later in the week,

but for now, how's 20 bucks sound?

Keep up the good work.

Do you realize what this means?

- We can fix the hole? - No!

We can do everything we ever wanted!

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Crash! ]

You guys shouldn't be doing what you just did.

What? The flying or the hole?

What hole?

Dude, get to The Power. He knows.

SKIPS: Knows what?

Nothing, Skips.

Uh, we were just getting back to work.

Dude, kick it to max power.

Five, six, seven, eight.

♪ Using The Power in your face ♪

♪ Sending you back to your place ♪

♪ Don't look at our crotches

♪ while we synchronize our watches ♪

♪ Boop-boop bweep ♪

♪ Bwee-boop-boop bwee-bwee boo-boo ♪

♪ Beep, beep, beep ♪

♪ Beep, beep, beep ♪

♪ Synchronized ♪

♪ Go away, Skips ♪

♪ It's time for you to go away ♪

♪ It's time for you to go to your room ♪

♪ Yeah, Skips ♪

♪ It's time for you to go to the moon ♪

[ groans ]

Where'd he go? - Uh...

Did you just send Skips to the moon?

Isn't that what you said?

No... "room."

I sent him to his room, not the moon, you idiot!

Dude, wish him back.

But it doesn't work that way.

What do you mean?

I can't see him, can I?

Then we have to go get him.

But he's gonna be ticked!

Better than him being dead!

Hey. Hey, have you two seen Skips?

R-Rigby sent him to the moon.

[ Thump! Smack! ]

Owwwww!

Wait. What?

We accidentally sent Skips to the moon

with this keyboard, and now we have to get him back.

[ laughs ]

Ooh, I love the moon.

Come on. Where's Skips?

[ Sighs ] Look, we'll show you.

Come on! Let's go!

Geez! You take forever!

Sorry. Pops had to go to the bathroom.

Twice.

So, what do we do?

Don't worry. We got it.

♪ Take us to the moon ♪

♪ Take us to the moon ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Won't you take us to the moon? ♪

Ha ha. Very funny.

Aaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaah!

[ All groaning ]

What is all this junk?

[ Duck quacking ]

RIGBY: Um, don't get mad at me, guys,

but I kind of sent a bunch of stuff to the moon

while you guys were in the house.

♪ A bunch of baby ducks ♪

♪ Send them to the moon ♪

♪ Soda machine that doesn't work ♪

♪ Send them to the moon ♪

You drill bit! What else did you send?

[ Roars ]

POPS: Look! It's Skips! There he is!

Oh, great. It had to be a monster.

What is that?

Rigby, you guys go get Skips.

We'll pick you up. - Okay, okay.

- Pops, help me with this. - Let's go! Let's go!

[ Roars ]

Come on! - Give me a break!

I have to come up with the words, you know!

[ Muttering ]

Okay, I got it.

♪ G-G-Go away, big monster ♪

♪ Go, go... ♪

No, no, no, no, no, no! - What?

[ Clicking ]

Dude, I think the batteries just died.

What?!

[ Roars ]

MORDECAI: Hurry up, dude!

The batteries are dead!

MORDECAI: What?!

Hamboning will save your life someday.

It'll be all like, "what? You trying to mug me?"

I'm telling you, dude...

hamboning.

I know what to do.

Hold this.

[ Roars ]

N-o-o-o-o-o!

[ Thumping rhythmically ]

Yeah, yeah, unh, unh, yeah.

RIGBY: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hamboning!

MORDECAI: I can't believe you just did that.

[ Roaring ]

Use your keyboard.

The batteries are dead.

[ Roars ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Play it!

♪ Take us home, take us home ♪

♪ Take us all to our home ♪

A a a a a a a a a a a ah!

[ Thud! ]

Ha ha ha! We did it!

Yeah!

Hey, that's mine!

Nope.

You sent him to the moon,

so the least you could do is give him your keyboard.

Right, Skips? - Right.

Aww!

And let's have it. - What?

The $40 you two conned out of me

with that stupid keyboard crap!

I know you still got it. Now give it back.

[ Sighs ]

Now clean up this mess, or you're fired!

[ Sighs ] Can you believe this?

SKIPS: No.

Oh, dude, this sucks.

RIGBY: The hole's still there.

Do you think Benson noticed it?

He won't now.

Dude, you're a genius!