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Babe, can you stop?

I don't like that.

I mean, it's a little annoying.

Yeah? Yeah, I'm just looking at puppies right now.

Looking at puppies?

Yeah.

I really want one. I think that we should get one.

They're so cute. We should get one. Yeah, because it would take care of it

so good.

Who would take care of it?

Both of us.

Do you know how much work puppies are to take care of?

I mean, yeah, but we would work together as a team and we would raise it. We

would just love it so much.

That sounds a lot like me taking care of it all.

You're just enjoying the fact that we have it all. No, that wouldn't happen.

Babe, if we worked together as a team, we could really raise this puppy. And

you know that we would love it so much. Like, I'm literally seeing the cutest

puppies right now.

Please? I don't know.

I want a puppy.

Okay, I hear you. But puppies, like, they need to go out in the morning.

Like, you have to walk it, you know? I mean, good.

Who's going to wake up at 7 a.m. to walk it up?

I don't really wake up. But, like, come on, babe. Like, I'll wake up.

Twice a week, and then you could just wake up the rest of the week

You

don't love me I'll think about it what yeah like you literally you don't love

me That's not true. I love you. I'm just saying

What, you really don't think that, like, we can handle it in our relationship?

Like, you don't love me enough to get a puppy with me. That's not true. I'm not

saying that.

I'm, like, really sad. That, like, is breaking my heart right now. Okay, let

me think about it.

If you don't say something like that.

Okay, well, what if I was a centipede?

Would you love me then?

Yeah.

Centipedes have, like...

A hundred feet, of course I would. Oh, my God. I'd probably love you more.

You and your foot fetish. Like, seriously? It's not a foot fetish. That

is why you would love me, because I'd have a hundred feet?

I just, I appreciate your feet. And if you turn into a centipede, of course I'd

still love you. And I would cherish you and all your many feets.

I'm even more annoyed with you now.

get ready and go to the gym?

I'm probably not going to go.

Babe, you said that you would go with me.

Yeah, I know, but I'm tired.

It's like my day off.

I know,

but this is like for you because you need to work out more. You have to take

care of your health.

What? I need to work out more? Yeah. What are you trying to say?

Like I'm fat or something?

I'm not calling you fat. I'm just saying. That feels like that's what you

just said. Like, you need to go to the gym because you're fat.

Is that what it is? That's not true.

Is that what it is? I never said that. You're calling me fat? No, I never said

that. Are you calling me fat? Babe, stop. I'm going to tickle you.

What if I just tickle you? Stop.

I literally did not call you fat. That's all right. Well. But you do need a

workout. I've got something for that here.

You should just be so happy that you have a girlfriend that cares about your

health.

Stop. Oh, my God. Yeah, how do you like it? Do you think it's funny?

It's so funny. It's not funny.

Do you think it's funny? Babe, stop.

Now I'm getting really annoyed with you.

What? I barely even touched you.

Maybe you are getting a little chunky.

No, stop.

It's so mean.

You're mean.

You're mean.

Yeah, well, you won't get me a puppy, so I'm going to be really mean to you.

I said I won't think about it, okay?

Okay, well, think about it long and hard.

Okay.

Speaking of long and hard, do I feel something poking?

Maybe. Who's asking?

Um, your girlfriend's asking.

How do you even get horny right now?

I'm always horny.

in the morning you're so funny we were just talking about centipedes and now

you have boner it's not my fault it's actually your fault okay

well i

guess we could skip the gym as long as we burn some calories here

yeah yeah

Mmm.

Best girlfriend ever award goes to me

Thank you.

This is better than the jab.

Sucking your cock got me so hard.

I want you to feel how wet I am.

really good um they do yeah they really do

You're teasing me so good right now.

Yeah.

You know exactly what that does to my pussy.

Well, thank you.

I know you love to see my big booty just bouncing on you.

So lucky you skipped the gym and now you have this going on.

I never want to get off your dick.

Ever.

Your dick is going to just live inside me now.

I love you. I love you.

I love you,

baby. Yeah.

I don't want you to stop.

Don't stop. Keep fucking me.

you come inside me.

Yeah, I really want you to come inside me, babe.

Can you do that for me, please?

I just want to feel it.

That felt so good.