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I can't wait for you to meet my son and his girlfriend.

They've been together since they're 19 years old.

They're so cute together.

I'll be the judge of that.

Excuse me?

Um, you know, good looks runs in the family.

Aww.

Mom!

Hello!

They're here!

Hi!

Oh, hi!

It's so good to see you!

You too, Mom.

Hi!

Hi!

Good to see you.

Great to see you too!

This is Reese, my new boyfriend.

Hi.

Hey.

I'm just going to get things ready in the kitchen.

Hey, buddy.

Hey!

Nice to meet you.

Oh, there's a couple of three of them.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yeah!

Mmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah.

You know, you were right.

They were very...

Stop fooling around.

I said they were cute.

Yeah, yeah.

I said cute.

Okay.

Well, I have the pizza ready here in the kitchen.

So everybody come.

Okay.

I'm starving.

I'd just like to be in the middle.

Yeah, I'd have a seat.

You don't mind if I sit in the middle, do you?

No, not at all.

Well, I guess I'm over here by myself then.

How's work?

Oh, you know, work is great, really busy.

It's a grind, but you can't complain.

The money's good, so... Yeah, but it's a good grind though, huh?

Yeah.

I mean, it's not like a coffee grind.

I'm not selling coffee, but, you know, it's sales, so...

Coffee's good.

Yeah.

I get you excited.

Pumped.

Pumped blood.

It's energy.

I get wired.

Got to have coffee in the morning before I go to my sales job selling, you know,

my cells.

How was the weather driving into work today?

Oh, it was great.

You know, it's been raining really hard lately, but today it was dry and sunny.

And so it was great.

I get a little scared when it's, you know...

But I do have some new tires on the car, so it makes me feel safer, so...

It's wonderful.

Oh.

New rubber.

Yes, it's... Good rubber.

Yeah.

Well, you know, I think it's my rain this week, but hopefully it won't, so...

Oh my God, I'm so... I'm so sorry.

I'm hoping to see each other.

I'm so sorry.

Okay, cool.

What the hell's wrong with you?

It's so inappropriate.

Well, I know you want it.

I mean, it is surprisingly hard.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's so good.

Mm.

Oh!

Mm.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

It's hot.

Mm-hmm.

So hard.

So thick.

Tog.

You were doing a great job.

You suck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh yeah.

Fuck you.

Suck it.

Ah!

Fuck.

Yeah.

So big.

You barely said it, but it's always the wrong.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Mm.

It's so hot.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Oh.

Mm.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, no.

Mm.

Oh, you two.

Such a good check.

Mm-hmm.

It's not such a nice take.

Take it to the cart very well.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, wow.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Wow.

So sexy.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh, I'm all about cheese now.

That was funny.

Yeah, it sure was.

I'm sorry about that.

Mm-hmm.

So, what are we eating tonight?

I thought that spaghetti would be good, because I make a killer spaghetti.

Lots of vegetables in it.

Yeah, she does.

Meatballs.

And, you know, you can put some cheese on top.

And, you know, I homemade...

I made the noodles myself, so I'm all about going the extra mile.

Ever since I was a kid.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Yes, no complaints from him.

Yeah.

You know.

I love pasta.

I don't care if it, you know, they say it causes me to put on some weight.

I'm all about it.

So, yeah.

I hope you guys are hungry.

Oh, very.

So, I'm hungry.

Swell-a.

You know where the kitchen is.

Yeah, I guess I should start dinner, huh?

Jules, would you like to join me in the kitchen for some girl talk?

Sure.

She's watching.

Look at that.

She looks like a little child.

Cute.

So, it's so cool.

So, you guys can see each other.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you guys see a job somewhere?

Or are you just doing school?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Three, two, one.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Do you all think I have some too, right?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

That's good.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You've got the rest of your life.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Right there.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I like that.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

It's so good.

Shh.

I like that.

Oh, you like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

I'm really bloody.

You look so beautiful.

This is the second one.

And we are back.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

To be, you know, worried about, um,

living situations.

Oh, yes.

Because you know how men can be anything.

Sometimes betray you, or, you know, uh, not trusting, or, you know...

I just wanna know.

Yeah.

I wouldn't

want to expect anything like that.

But, uh, it's hard not to, you know?

Not to deal with that in the past.

Not really bad.

But, uh, I think, you know, I can trust her.

He's a good person.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm glad you're ready.

I'm glad you guys are getting along so well.

He has my heart.

And I have delicious dinner.

And I can tell you guys are all really hungry.

Oh, starving.

Yeah.

So, let's get this started and get all these vegetables caught.

Yeah.

It's gonna be delicious.

I'm glad you guys are so excited.

Oh, yeah.

A very good meal.

Yeah.

I'll do my best.

A lot of veggies here.

Be nice and nutritious.

It's important for you kids to have, you know, lots of vegetables.

So, you know.

Yeah, I'm glad.

I'm glad you guys are getting some good nutrition here.

That's very important to me.

It's very important to any mom.

So... Here we go.

I'm almost done with the shopping.

I know.

It's late.

Come on.

Would you like to take a turn here, chopping up some vegetables?

You're almost done.

Yeah.

It's okay.

Cool.

All right.

It's fine.

If not, you know, I have no problem doing the whole job.

Okay.

So... Anyway... I'm just going to put some water on.

Um, do you grab... Um...

Um... Um.

Um.

Um... Um.

Oh, yeah.

Um... Um.

Um.

Um...

Mwah.

Um.

Oh, I knew it.

This recipe calls for the vegetables to be chopped smaller.

I chopped them too big.

It's so nice to have you here in the kitchen.

Where's Reese?

Right here.

It's looking wonderful.

Nice and tasty.

Thank you.

It'll be great.

You should keep cutting those carrots up.

Okay, I will.

It's so much smaller.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So good.

Dude, this is fine.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

How are you?

Oh, I'm so scared.

Maybe you guys can cook dinner next time.

Yeah, sure.

Hey, are those organic carrots?

Organic?

I don't know.

I'd have to find a bag.

Where's the bag?

I don't know.

I think it might have been cooked in garbage by accident.

But, yeah, very important for vegetables to be organic.

So, hey, I think that I did buy organic.

I just, you know, I forget that I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, they look wonderful.

Oh, great.

You keep going.

I'm so glad.

I think that's small enough.

Yes.

It is small.

You know, I like my carrot.

It's bigger, but, you know, yeah.

That's a good size.

It's just really small.

It makes me cut it into small pieces.

How do those carrots smell?

I think she really likes them.

Here, you want to smell?

She's got them pretty deep.

Yeah, go get them.

Carrots are even better than the fruits.

Carrots are even better than the fruits.

Carrots are even better when they're cooked.

So... But we're off here if you want to eat, too.

But I prefer mine first.

I like mine first.

You know what, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure these

carrots are organic, because I paid, like, $40 for the bag.

That's a lot of money.

Yeah.

Aren't you guys cute all honey?

Stop.

Let me just take a quick turn.

Smile and then hold still, okay?

It's so hard.

We're really excited about this carrot thing.

I don't want it to be blurry.

So, okay.

Organic carrots.

You look so cute.

So cute.

Yes.

Stop.

Stop flipping.

Stop flipping.

Okay.

Alright.

Cheese.

Come on.

Oh, I'll get that.

Okay.

Whoa!

Oh my God!

Ah!

Whoa, where is it?

Ah!

Oh!

Ah!

I think I have to lie down now.

Whoa.

Whoo!

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Damn.

Oh!

Oh!

Actually, now that she's got me, let's take this to the living room.

Let's see a little more, shall we?

Let me just take the skirt off first.

There we go.

I'm gonna suck on it.

Oh!

Oh!

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This is good.

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I can't make my little home.

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It's me and...

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My baby.

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