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My baby's home.

How are you? How are you?

I've missed you so much. Oh my gosh, look at you.

Wow.

Welcome home.

Gosh, it's been so long. You look great, baby.

You look so good.

You look good. You look really good too.

I'm so glad to have you here. Listen, you are welcome to stay as long as you

want, okay?

Thanks, Mom. I mean, it's probably not going to be too long.

Oh, I'm sorry. Can I get you something to drink?

I'm so rude.

No, I'm okay.

You know what?

You look fantastic, and I'm so glad you're here.

Tell me, what's happening? I'm glad I could help you out. I mean, I'm sorry

you're having a hard time or whatever. What's going on?

Oh, just, you know, the job didn't work out.

All right.

I don't know, like, rent back there is, like, getting so crazy, you know? I just

figured until I kind of figure something else out, it would be cool to,

you know, to move back in with you.

But I'm just glad you're cool with it.

Yeah, yeah.

But it probably won't be for, like, too long. Like, I don't want to bother you

too much. Well, hey, you can stay as long as you want, all right? We'll get

you back on your feet.

And, my gosh, like, what have you been doing? Like, have you been working out?

Like, clearly you've been working out.

Yeah. Whoa.

A little bit, Mom.

I'm surprised, like, some girl hasn't snatched you up and wants you to, you

know, move in with her.

I mean, like, I had a couple of girlfriends, but it's just, I haven't

been seeing anybody in a little bit.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, you know what? Since your dad has been gone, like, I've been having fun.

I've been having a good time.

I go on cruises now.

I go out to parties. Well, not parties. I don't like a party like that.

So there's like lounge club tonight, and I want to take you with me. You want to

come out with me?

To like a bar?

Yeah, like a lounge.

Dress up a little bit. Have some music. Have some food. Come on, come on, come

on. You want to. I have fun now.

Mom, that's a good time.

You going to come with me?

Yeah, I guess.

Here you come.

Yeah. So I just got back from this cruise last week, too, and it's been

great. I've been taking vacations. I've been going out when I want. I'm having a

great time.

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

So since I've been going out a lot, I have, like, a lot more clothes than I

used to.

And so I turned your room into, like, a wardrobe.

Like, it's a giant closet now.

There's no bed in there. I'm sorry.

Oh.

Yeah, Mom, that's fine. Like, I'll just... I can just sleep on the couch or

whatever.

No, I won't hear that.

My son is not sleeping on the couch.

We'll have to get it worked out. We'll, you know, order something, you know,

order, get a bed in there for you. I'll clean it out. But in the meantime, you

can sleep with me. I have a big king size bed. It's huge. It's comfy. There's

plenty of room.

Okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah, of course.

I want you to be comfortable. I am so glad you're here, honey.

So glad.

Where did you go last night?

Oh, shit.

Sorry, Mom. I didn't realize what I was doing.

My head hurts.

I don't remember coming home.

What's going on?

I thought you were someone else.

Baby, you have...

Sorry,

mom. I got a big erection.

And I think I'm just having sex.

Baby.

Yeah, we had too much.

Too much, wasn't it?

That's probably a good idea.

Really like baby, I don't know that you should touch me like that. I don't

You're probably on me.

Maybe.

I mean, look at you. You look really, like, bell-dollared and like, I

mean.

Man, that took really hard last night.

make movies for someone.

This.

They were flirting with me.

You suck, man.