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she doesn't kiss me on the cheek

she looks in my direction in contempt

she's always sore something about

she's always sore like

I mean if it was another man

I would think so but she

I don't know it just feels like

it feels like I'm not doing enough

you know what I'm saying like

like I'm not like

I'm not up to it you feel me

so I understand what you're saying

but when you said she was sore

do you mean attitude wise or do you mean like body aches

I mean honestly

I'm not sure I mean

I appreciate you coming over

you know I

I hope you were your arm and everything

I told me you're a psychologist

so I'm just trying to rush

you're a psychologist or you're a marriage counselor

I'm both I'm a sex therapist

marriage counselor psychologist yes

well I appreciate that

cause I really need some professional help

sure well look

when you say that she's not

like she says she's sore and she gets this look like

and she stares down hmm

just like just like this hmm

just so you think she's bitter

she's a bitter attitude is yeah

bitter more like stank

oh just mean

I get it just mean spirited

like I hurt her in some way

but I ain't never put I never

I never put my hands on yes

I never raise my voice at her

I cook dinner ah

you're such a great man I love this

yup and she act like she just look at me like I did just walk in ugh

like dead dead it below my waist just below your you know

I'm gonna be honest and I'm not trying to take sides here well

but mm hmm women these days are very lazy

mm hmm you know

nothing's good enough they're all entitled

mm hmm they want a handout

mm hmm they don't appreciate shit yep

I don't know if she's quite like that but I mean she I mean

all I want to do is just just just feel her touch you know

like how do I get warm yeah

how do I get in the mood to you know do things okay

so you're saying she's so uptight and so rigid

that she's not even warm and sexual with you

no no

ugh I'm I'm sorry

I'm I'm being very reactionary

but it really upsets me because you're a great man

and I've known you for many years living

being your neighbor

and I see the way you do everything around the house

but but this isn't about taking sides right now

we gotta work on what's going on

so why don't you be utterly honest with me

what do you think is lacking

because from what you're telling me

you're doing going above and beyond for her

but what's what's the truth here

what is what is the conflict here

just be straight up and honest with me

I'm not gonna talk to her

I'm not taking sides I'm not picking sides at all

I'm not running back to her

I don't even really know her very well we don't fuck oof

so you're telling me you guys don't fuck yeah

we don't fuck oof yeah I mean

the best way I put it is she says that like I'm too much for her

which I mean honestly

I don't mean to I don't mean I don't mean to be rude yeah

you're sex therapist right

yes I'm sex therapist actually

can you can you let me know about something

yes'cause 'cause when when you said that shit's too much

do you mean that you're like too theatrical or you're I mean

like I mean

like like like like she said that that that's that's too much

wow I think I think that's like a normal amount uh not normal

I'll give you that um for my expertise

uh huh

it's above way above average and I know so and and I mean

it's alright it's cause you and I have a yeah

and and this is this is clinical yeah

this is all medical yeah you know

and this isn't nothing creepy or perverse

but you have a really well hung dick and it's girthy it's lengthy

it's curved

it's smooth yet veiny it's chunky and I I'm gonna be honest with you

I didn't want to tell you this or reveal this to you

but I am a cock connoisseur really

I'm a big dick aficionado really oh

and the definitely a size queen extraordinary well yeah

I I I specialize in big cocks everything confidential

very confidential I'm gonna sample this dick with my mouth okay

that sounds fine yeah cause I'm gonna show you

what it should feel like to be warm and accepting of a big dick okay

right here yes yes oh fuck

hmm hmm you're already doing better than her that's crazy

tips out cause I'm fucking slobbering yeah

all over my fucking shirt I can't mess up my top no

don't do that alright you understand

yeah I totally understand

oh fuck yeah

mmm hmm

why is my fucking throat

that's nice you like that

is that what your dick needs

I think that's what your fucking dick needs yeah

oh you can use both hands

oh

you like to suck off stroke off uh huh uh huh

oh yeah you wanna take it off completely

sure yeah you just wanna see these big fucking tan titties

there we go

I really got a fucking reward your dick with that tongue treat mm hmm

oh yes yes yes

hmm

God it's hungry

this is how your fucking wife should take care of your dick

this is how she should sloppy wet

fucking just hungry for that big fucking black dick

every fucking inch oh

it's the sweetest chocolate dick ever

oh fuck yes

there you go you can be nasty

you can be nasty

oh yeah oh yeah

oh

yeah oh yeah

is that good is that good

did I get rewarded for being a good cock sucking slut

yes you are yeah yeah

oh yeah

oh boy yeah

that's it that's it yeah

oh yeah

oh God yes

this is what your big dick needs yes

this is what your big dick needs a hungry willing slut yes

oh God I'm really fucking horny

God yeah oh God yeah

this is just fucking yup

for medical purposes that's right okay

there you go yeah yeah

that's right oh God

that head's big oh yeah

oh that's right yeah

it's very clinical yeah

there we go you're just

just gonna give my fucking little pussy hole little strokes

that's it oh yeah

that's it it's very big

it's very fucking long

oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

you squeeze it oh yeah

you squeeze it oh no

it's my natural fucking tight cunt

oh yeah OK

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

this is how we all should take care of that dick yeah

oh yeah you like it

oh God

oh God I'm getting really fucking juicy

go ahead go ahead

oh yeah go ahead

oh God not yet

don't wait no

no hold on

I don't wanna come yet don't make me orgasm

it just rub that

look how wet and slimy that shit is and rub it on that fucking clit

oh yeah rub it on my fat fucking clit yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah just the tip

just the tip just the tip yeah

that's right

oh my God and I'm gonna clamp down

I'm gonna do kegels I'm gonna do kegels

I'm gonna clamp down here I'm gonna do kegels

oh my God I'm fucking wrapped around that big mushroom cap aren't I

that's it that's it

that's it that's it

oh

come for me God

should I can make it even and just come on your cock right now

oh yeah

oh God right here I go

oh

oh

oh oh

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

oh do you suck

yeah do you suck

oh oh God

get it out get it out

oh yeah

no yeah

I got all that come out of my pussy yeah

oh yeah yeah

oh God oh God

oh that feels so good yeah

yeah honey yeah

how good yeah

yeah

uh huh there you go

what do you want

is that by the way

a sexual surrogate is a full service whore

just for the record yeah

that's it yeah

oh yeah

put that back in now uh huh

yeah uh huh

oh yes

oh yeah

yeah

ha ha there I go

ah uh huh

ah uh huh ha

ha ha ha

yeah yeah

ah fuck God

it's really fucking sensitive

ha uh huh I feel close

oh God you know

go ahead okay

should I go ahead ah

that's a good girl oh God yeah

what you doing I'm coming on your dick yeah

ah ha

how you keep it right there

there you go oh yeah there you go

ah ha oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh God

am I taking it oh yeah

yeah are you ready for my butthole

oh yeah I bet your fucking wife doesn't give up her asshole

oh yeah oh

you're a little fucking kinky one

aren't you you're fine

oh yeah you gotta work on your fucking life yeah

look how sticky that is yeah

you ready for that I'm ready I'm so ready

got that big fucking mushroom hat yeah

yeah right there are you ready for that

oh look how fucking hungry and warm and welcoming my little asshole is

your fucking dick huh

oh there you go yes

yes yes

yes yes

oh there you go yes

there you go yeah

oh there you go yeah

oh your dicks in my asshole

oh you what a fucking skanky whore I am right

oh yeah that's right

that's right let me fucking touch those fucking tight balls yeah

go here oh

those fucking nuts oh yeah

they're fucking so full I bet your fucking pent up for fucking days

months

cause that dumb uptight bitch of a wife of yours doesn't put out

she doesn't fucking appreciate

well good guess what

cause that's fucking my job

to show you how much of a real whore I am

that appreciates your fucking cock yeah

stay right there stay right there

more pounds you ready for it

I think so

I think so oh God

you're so sensual too oh God yeah

uh huh

oh God you feel so good

I'm gonna rub my fucking clit again

guess what guess what

what should I do ah fuck

you know what I'm coming with

you know what I'm coming with you

I feel that shit coming on my fucking fingers

I'm gonna do it again I'm gonna do it again

number fucking three

that's it that's it

that's good girl that's it

come on that dick come on that dick oh

there you go oh

I'm keeping it in me feel my sweat oh

you're keeping it in me oh God deeper

just a little deeper yeah

oh yeah oh

oh I can feel it

I'm gonna smear it all over your chest

you feel that fucking pussy coming from getting my ass fucked

do you feel that but your big dick

my pussy's coming see

that's

yeah now that's a fucking a whore that appreciates a fucking big dick

fuck your dumb wife yeah

my asshole is in fucking love with your dick

how's that oh look

my little sphincter's gonna clamp down yeah

my little sphincter's gonna clamp down

that's it hold them next

oh yeah

oh God oh

this feels so good how does that make you feel

it feels amazing I'm feeling your fucking sex therapist huh

I fucking love it

how do you feel that you're fucking your marriage counselor huh

how do you feel that you're getting this fucking counselor whore

bitch off I know you huh

oh God

here we go again fuck

oh keep it

oh yeah

oh I love it

oh yeah

oh I love that

I love that dick there we go

oh you fucking feel it

oh more fucking pussy come

more pussy come yeah

oh yeah

how's that feel how's that feel

let me ask you this yes

my fucking asshole really welcome in your dick

is it trying to strangle the cum load out of your fucking dick

yeah do you like that

yeah oh God

oh God

God you feel good

oh God

you feel good yeah

you feel oh yes

oh yes

I got fucking well groomed

pedicured fucking feet that's right

well groomed there you go

oh God

you're such a fucking horny freak

I love it look at me

take your fucking dick oh

it's so juicy it's so juicy yeah

is it all fucking juicy baby

you get that now no

that's why I have a clincher of an asshole

yeah unfortunately

it doesn't get but it's fucking hungry

it's hungry

yeah I love that

yeah I love that fuck

that's amazing goddamn

you're just a fucking sexual Olympic athlete

aren't you oh

that's it you're a sexual Olympic fucking athlete

that's right that's what you are yeah

that's what you are

look at you look at you got that big fucking dick

oh yeah oh

look at all that ass juice yeah

oh yeah he just slips right in God he's hungry

oh yes spread them out

spread them out

oh God oh God

that's it that's it

that's it fucking God

oh God

oh happy

come on go ahead

go ahead here you go

you feel that clip fucking swollen on your fucking ripped ABS

motherfucker you little sexual athlete

there you go fucking Olympian athlete

here we go yup

ah

oh yeah ah ha

there you go ah ha

oh yeah oh God

yeah God

you feel my sweat you feel my coming

oh God now I want you to look back at it

fuck yeah okay

put your hands over here yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah oh fuck yeah

oh yeah oh God

I'm gonna clamp down on that dick

I'm gonna squeeze your fucking cock me

oh yeah oh god

ha oh

yeah

I'm gonna make it easy yeah

I'm gonna make it easy yeah

yeah I'm gonna make it easy

let me just ask them out please

cause this is what a fucking dirty bitch whore does

a professional butt slut oh

oh yeah I just love sucking

sexual Olympian athletes dicks

oh yes

put it in that throat

yeah

oh yes

yeah

I'm gonna sit on it yeah

you're just fucking you're a great fuck

you're just fucking showing me how to do it

how to take it yeah

good job right there

good job ha ha

oh yeah

uh huh oh yeah

who's a fucking whore uh huh

who's taking that dick like a hungry slut

that's right that's right

I'm your fucking sex

sex surrogate that I can fucking because your fucking dick is so good

that's right tell your fucking wife to go fuck off

that's right that's right

tell your wife to go fuck off and I'm taking care of fucking that dick

there's a new sheriff in town motherfucker

there we go oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh God yeah

oh give it to me

oh God give it to me

oh yeah

oh you know how to touch that fucking clip

oh God

oh come on

come on come on yeah

oh God yeah

oh yeah

oh

oh yeah

oh I'm squeezing it out oh

that's it oh

ha ha look at that

oh yes ha

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh really

yeah go deep yeah

go deeper yeah

oh lord

yeah

ha that's it

hi because it's a big fucking dick

what I'm gonna do uh huh

bring your neck okay

oh bring your neck oh

right here okay hold on

yeah yeah

yeah open that

yeah there we go

oh yeah

oh give it to me

oh yeah ah

you're gonna make me come here

uh huh you wanna make me come here

uh huh you're really fucking shit up right here

oh yeah oh God

it's gonna come in just keep touching it gently touch that clit gently

it's fucking sensitive ha

I'm coming right at you ah ha ha

look at it swell it's chunky and swelling

oh ha ha good that's good ha

that's good yeah

yes please

how do you wanna come in yeah

oh yeah am I a good whore

am I gonna fucking get your reward

oh yeah yeah yeah

you do creeps right

yes totally fine

turn around yes

yes

tell me oh

you're so am I a worthy whore

I love it so much I'm gonna rub my clit baby yeah

I'm gonna rub that clit that's so good

oh God you are so good

oh God you are so good

oh God that's so sexy

oh God there you go ha ha

yeah

oh there you go

oh God I'm coming again

fuck shit that's a good oh

oh yeah

oh

yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah how am I doing

oh fuck you ready for it

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

oh it's throbbing

oh it's throbbing

there we go there we go

there we go

oh yes oh yeah

oh God

yeah

oh God

oh yeah

how is that you are a very

very worthy slut I love it

mmm now so yeah

you gotta book your next session

please cool

I mean I'm with it

um also

by the way you need to put out your garbage cans on Tuesdays

I've been noticing that

damn