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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:13,723 --> 00:00:15,141 - Don't look at the camera. - Sorry. 4 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:18,894 And don't laugh, or they'll be able to tell it's for a film. 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,855 I'll say: "Camera, action!" 6 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:23,065 And as soon as I say this, you wait for five seconds, 7 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:26,068 then I say go, you pull out the gun, and you run off... 8 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,653 I wait five seconds for "go"? 9 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:29,905 I say: "Camera, action." It's very simple. Listen. 10 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:32,241 - I say, "Camera, action"... - Camera, action... 11 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,577 Then I... You wait for five seconds. 12 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,705 I say go, you pull out the gun, and you run off. Got it? 13 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,790 Which way do I go? With the gun... 14 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,709 Pull out the gun and run off. 15 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:44,295 - So, I aim and then run? - Exactly... 16 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,421 Run! 17 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:54,430 - Check the time on your watch. - I don't have one. 18 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,224 - Shall I pretend? - You didn't bring a watch? Shit. 19 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,350 Did you tell me to? 20 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:01,020 Yes, I think I told you to. Never mind. 21 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:05,066 So, just look at... Look at nothing. Stare blankly. 22 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:07,568 Do I pretend or do I just stare blankly? 23 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,820 - I could turn my back. - Yes, why not. 24 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:10,988 Go! 25 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:13,407 No, it doesn't work. 26 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,077 Do you think we'll be able to hear that noise? 27 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:18,162 We can definitely hear it, yep. 28 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:21,749 - We can still hear you, though. - Really? Shall I just go for it? 29 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,250 Yep, but we can see the cable. 30 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,253 That's fine. The cable doesn't matter. 31 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,463 Right. Here we go. 32 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,381 Three, four... 33 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,468 Good morning, everyone. Tim speaking. 34 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,721 I'm delighted to be introducing you 35 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,474 to the Making Of for my fourth short film. 36 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,309 It's for a very special event, 37 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,812 the Occitanie Web Film Festival. 38 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:45,397 It's a short film that is dear to my heart, 39 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:48,818 because I want to pay tribute to the American spy films 40 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,611 that I used to watch as a kid. 41 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:54,448 So, I'm quite emotional about it, and I hope that it will be a hit. 42 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,909 There is also our female lead. 43 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,160 Laëtitia. 44 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,454 My friend, Laëtitia. 45 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:04,667 She's also our producer, script supervisor... and other stuff. 46 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,835 All those things. 47 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,504 This film is gonna be good, be sure of that. 48 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,422 That's all for now. I'll see you soon. 49 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:12,842 Come on, let's go. 50 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,468 - Action! - Hello. 51 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,262 The hotter the better. 52 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:17,805 Got it, the baguette. 53 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,267 - Thanks. - Oh, sweet! 54 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:24,770 You looked at the camera. 55 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,064 It's just that I don't get it. I already had one. 56 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,817 OK, but there are people waiting, so we should let them... 57 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:33,237 But I had it for all the other takes. It's not consistent. 58 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:36,365 That's filmmaking for you. Continuity errors are commonplace. 59 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,659 So, let's not dwell on that. 60 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,911 - Thanks a lot, François. - Anytime. 61 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,121 - Have a good day. - Thanks. 62 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,003 You've changed, Anderson. 63 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:50,713 It's just that the system is rotten. 64 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,007 It's not just the system that's rotten, Anderson... 65 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,428 - What is it? - Sorry. 66 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:00,890 It's just that you want us to flirt with each other, but... 67 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,975 Look, I'm sorry, it's... 68 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,102 - Is it the dialogue? - My bad. No, it's me. 69 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,271 I smiled. 70 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:11,442 Thanks for asking, because it is difficult. 71 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:14,695 We live in a country where today, 72 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,113 even if you have ambition, 73 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,032 you don't necessarily have the means, 74 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,241 and that's a big issue, 75 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,244 especially because I have a lot of ambition for this short film. 76 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,829 I have the right actors for this. 77 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,748 We don't have the latest gear, but that's OK, 78 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,375 because it's not about the gear, it's about the energy. 79 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,629 When the going gets tough, the tough get going. 80 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,426 OK. 81 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,720 Move a bit closer to her, Émile. 82 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:43,474 Yeah, that's not bad. That's very good. 83 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,644 OK, so, let me recap the situation. 84 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:49,521 Émile, you are not happy at all. 85 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,858 This is not what you agreed on. The amount isn't right. 86 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:56,904 I already knew there wasn't enough money, right? 87 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,614 - You did? - No, I'm asking you. 88 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,783 - Oh, yes, of course. - Right. 89 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:04,119 Feel free to improvise if there's anything you want to add. 90 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,204 You... 91 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:08,123 You're free to do whatever you want. Sort of. 92 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,333 Ready? 93 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:14,046 Silence. Camera. 94 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:16,840 And... 95 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:24,640 Sir? 96 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:26,725 Excuse me. 97 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:31,146 You're in the frame and we can hear you talking. 98 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:33,565 - Sorry. - It's not gonna work. 99 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:36,443 - We can hear you... - You don't own the street. 100 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,988 Of course, but this is supposed to be a film about the FBI. 101 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,155 Sure thing, pal. 102 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,950 - OK. - The film's about the FBI? 103 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:47,997 Yes, it's a film about two FBI agents, one of whom is undercover. 104 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,541 - It's a story about... - That's not bad. It's cool. 105 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:51,792 We don't have much time. 106 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,086 - I'll leave you to it. - You can watch if you want. 107 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,964 Are there explosions? Sure, I'll watch. There are no explosions? 108 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,632 No. Do you want some? 109 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,843 Meaning? 110 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,140 You said action? 111 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,268 - You said action? - No, but that was awesome. 112 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,521 But he was supposed to shoot. Never mind. Can we do it again? 113 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,899 - Yes. You want it to be bigger? - Uh, yes. Yeah! 114 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,736 That was awesome, really. 115 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,362 Laëtitia, wasn't it awesome? 116 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,116 Action! 117 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,788 Are you OK? 118 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,499 - Not bad, eh? - I loved it. That was insane! 119 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,668 - You like it? - Oh, yeah. Bravo. 120 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:37,504 We have to finish this short film. It's gonna be awesome. 121 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,797 I'll call you tonight. 122 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,593 So, that's a wrap? 123 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:45,054 Yeah, it's just, they have tons of things to do, so... 124 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,513 They had to leave. 125 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:49,141 - Anyway, thank you so much. - All thanks to you, really. 126 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,935 - Good job! I love the way you work. - You do? 127 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,687 - Yes. I love how you... - Thank you. 128 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,898 Too bad you don't work with actors. 129 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,316 Like, actual actors! 130 00:05:57,441 --> 00:06:00,527 Yeah, the girl, she's got something. 131 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,698 She's got something, but the other one, not really to be honest. 132 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,242 Émile? Yes... Émile is a delivery guy so he's not... 133 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,328 We do our best, but I'm still pretty new at this. 134 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:12,539 - It's only my fourth short film. - You're a natural. 135 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,458 - In what you do. - Seriously? 136 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,418 You were born to do this. I barely know you... 137 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,629 - I appreciate it! - It's kind of lame to say this. 138 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,589 - It makes me happy. - You were born to do this. 139 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:24,176 Well, I'm trying. I'm doing the best I can. 140 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,720 - So, I was thinking... - Yes? 141 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,765 How much do these toys over there cost? 142 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:30,891 - The camera? - Yeah. 143 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,435 - Around 3,000 euros. - Wow! 144 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,396 But I borrowed this one. I don't have the... 145 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:36,355 That's expensive! 146 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,482 - I gotta go, Stéphane. - OK. 147 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:41,652 Well, thanks a lot. It was a pleasure. 148 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,445 The explosion will make a real impact... 149 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:47,908 I record my own stunts, my own explosions, you know. 150 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,201 - You're a stuntman? - I am. 151 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,452 - Cool. - It's true. 152 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,162 - And... - Have you always been a stuntman? 153 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,457 I've always been one. Yeah, I started before I was 20. 154 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,418 - Alright. - And for big gigs, you know. 155 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:58,877 - Yeah? Nice. - Yeah. 156 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,004 - I film my stuff with this. - OK. 157 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:04,967 - It's pretty handy. - Yeah, but it's kinda vintage. 158 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,719 - Is it? - Yeah, it's pretty lame. 159 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,430 See this one? It can do 4K. 160 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:12,182 - As for this one, I'm not so sure. - This one isn't 4K? 161 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,351 It's definitely not 4K. No, no, no. 162 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,437 I don't want to sound offensive, but it's... 163 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,939 - No, I trust you. - It's cheap, very cheap. 164 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,316 - Alright. - There's way better out there. 165 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:22,776 Check this out. 166 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:26,905 - It's kinda blurry, because it's old. - Yeah, it's an old one. 167 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:31,368 Can you recommend a basic model that takes good-quality images? 168 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:35,289 - Dude, you didn't hold back. - I have some equipment, yeah. 169 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,791 - You could say that. - So, what is that? 170 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,252 This is a small camera. It works fine for stunts. 171 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,045 You might wanna get one. 172 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:45,007 There's also this one. I use it a lot. I really like it. 173 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,258 This is a camera? 174 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,385 Yeah, it's for vlogging. Really, it's... 175 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:52,181 - Here, can I borrow it? - Yes, of course. 176 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,515 This is so cool. 177 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,310 And it's so small. 178 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,271 That's the point. It's transportable, so you can make... 179 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,106 You can take it everywhere. It's cool. 180 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,776 No need to stand that close. Just like this... 181 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,404 OK, but I wasn't recording. I was just looking at the screen. 182 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,490 You can shoot something other than yourself. 183 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:12,826 - You can shoot... in front of you. - Yes, of course. Nice one! 184 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:15,871 Alright. 185 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,252 There. 186 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,430 - I gotta go, Stéphane. So... - Yeah. 187 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,433 I thought we could reshoot my demo reel real quick, 188 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,893 because mine is not that great. 189 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,687 I would love to take advantage of this opportunity. 190 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,440 I get it, but I'm out of time. 191 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,776 It would have been a real pleasure. 192 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:48,487 Yeah, but I made that explosion for you. 193 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,407 Look, I've got an idea. 194 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,118 There's a shop over there that sells second-hand cameras. 195 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:58,455 We take my car, we go there, and you give me some advice. 196 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,624 I buy my stuff and then I drop you at the station. 197 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,418 I promise you won't miss your train. When is it? In 40 minutes? 198 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,963 - Yeah, 40 minutes. - In 40 minutes you'll be on a train home. 199 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,881 - You promise we'll be quick? - I promise. 200 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,094 I'm vlogging! 201 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,471 Right. Watch out for those people on your right. 202 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,056 That family? They're assholes! 203 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,810 This type of camera is perfect for daily vlogging. 204 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:22,020 By the way, show me that site again. 205 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,065 Léna Situations. Look at that video. 206 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,609 - That? - Yeah, the vlog. 207 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,236 She films her daily activities. 208 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:32,114 Bring it closer. I can't focus on the frame and film at the same time. 209 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,574 I want to see the image quality. 210 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,492 - Look at the road. - I am looking at the road. 211 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:36,910 Bring it closer. 212 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,496 I can show this in the shop. You don't need to film it. 213 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,164 It's fine. It's on my phone. 214 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:43,292 Right, we'll show the video to the guy in the shop. 215 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,918 - Sure, no problem. - OK. 216 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,798 Over here, please. Now. 217 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,883 I'm just finishing up with this customer. 218 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,135 Quickly, then. 219 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:56,888 - I'm gonna be late, Stéphane. - I know, I know. 220 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,640 We have a train to catch. 221 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,476 We've got a train to catch right here. 222 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,103 Just give me 30 seconds. 223 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:07,232 - Is he fucking with me? - No, he's not fucking with you. 224 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,651 Look, I'm looking for... 225 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,861 - Hello. - Hello. 226 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,947 I would like... Wait... 227 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:20,579 I would like to buy a camera that takes this type of image, see? 228 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,205 This is an old model. I'm not sure... 229 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,333 No, what I'm showing you on the screen. 230 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,878 - That's what he wants. - On the screen... 231 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,756 - This. - I want this exact same model. 232 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:33,967 Which of these pieces of equipment that I don't understand 233 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,302 can take this type of image? 234 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,639 So, you want something with automatic settings... 235 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,182 We have a train to catch! 236 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,643 Right here there are a couple of cameras. 237 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:43,894 Where? 238 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:46,229 - This one... What's your budget? - Can it do this? 239 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,608 - Your budget? No, it can't. - No, he wants 4K. 240 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:50,734 Can it do it? Yes or no? 241 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,654 - Does your budget stretch to 500 euros? - Money is no object. 242 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:54,780 Alright. 243 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,407 So, what kind of images can it take? Show me, because... 244 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,326 I can't guess. I don't know all the models. 245 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,037 You can make the kind of images you showed me. 246 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,331 Yeah. That's great. This is very good, Stéphane. 247 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:07,793 - The 4K is available. You can zoom. - Hold on, I can't see. 248 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:11,088 - Your glasses are up there. - On your head, Stéphane. 249 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,673 Your glasses... 250 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:13,840 Yes. 251 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:17,094 - So, this is HD? - No, it's 4K. It's better. 252 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:20,222 I also need a tripod, or I won't be able to film myself. 253 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,850 - For photos or videos? - A basic one, for both. 254 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:28,397 No, I just want to film myself doing stunts and rolls and stuff! 255 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,650 - That's fine. Let's go the cash desk. - Let's go. 256 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,276 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 257 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:35,237 Thanks for making us miss my friend's train! 258 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,573 - No, it's gonna be fine. - I'm just trying to help! 259 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,867 Get your finger out of your arse! Let's go! 260 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,869 That'll be 520 euros, please. 261 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,539 - It says 500 euros. - Plus the tripod. 262 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,957 - The tripod. - That's extra? 263 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,960 - Do you want anything, Tim? - No, I'm good, thank you. 264 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,713 - I'm not saying goodbye to you. - Thank you. I'm sorry. Bye. 265 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,257 - There you go! - Do you like it? 266 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,968 Oh yeah! I mean... Oh yeah! 267 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,636 - Yes, it's great. - It's really nice. 268 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,514 - I reckon you can do a lot with this. - Fuck, yeah! 269 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,224 I'm happy for you, 270 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,018 but you really shouldn't film and drive at the same time. 271 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,813 - Let me take it. It's safer. - OK, but keep filming me. 272 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,899 - Let's shoot that vlog! - Yeah. Just watch the road. 273 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,737 - Yeah, nice. - Look at me, in my spaceship! 274 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,196 Very, very nice. 275 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,574 - There's no train. - Wait. Yes, there is. 276 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,327 - The train's already left. - It's here, I promise. 277 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,912 Hold on! 278 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,664 Fuck! Wait for me. 279 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,922 - Fuck, it's gone. - No way. 280 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,633 Fuck, that sucks, man. 281 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,010 I told you so! 282 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,387 Fuck, I know... I fucked up. 283 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,558 - Fuck! - Fuck... 284 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,976 Stupid idiot! 285 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,734 Stéphane... 286 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,948 It's OK. It's OK, Stéphane! Stop it, Stéphane. 287 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:03,992 I'm sorry. 288 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,204 Hi. Do you work here? I know him. He's a friend. 289 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,246 I'm sorry. 290 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,878 - Don't worry, I'll find a car-share. - No, no... 291 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:19,049 This is all my fault. Get in the car. I'll get you home. 292 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,719 - I'll drive you home. - There's no need to put yourself out. 293 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:27,516 This is all my fault. Just get in the car. I will fix this. 294 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,100 - Move! - Alright. 295 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,561 I'm so sorry. 296 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,815 - Hello? Yeah, sorry, Christian. - Easy, Stéphane. 297 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,191 Yeah, yeah... 298 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,734 Yes. Hello? 299 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:41,321 Let's go out tomorrow night instead. I can't make it tonight. 300 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,280 What should I do? 301 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,532 That's just how it is. 302 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,825 Look, I'm sorry. 303 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,952 No, it's no big deal. I will figure it out. 304 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,496 - No way. I'll drive you home. - Just drop me a bit further on. 305 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,623 No, I will drive you home. Don't argue. 306 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,250 I won't take no for an answer. 307 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,193 Now you. 308 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,164 Come on! 309 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,168 Come on! 310 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,948 First, I want to thank you for this morning. 311 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,366 You were incredible. 312 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:12,037 The tall guy who made the explosions even said to me: 313 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,539 "That girl has got something. She's gifted." 314 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,125 But that's not news to me, because I already knew that. 315 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,835 That's why I chose you. 316 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,254 Tomorrow, RTS is finally set at 7.30 a.m. 317 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,214 We have a lot on our plate. 318 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,175 RTS means "ready to shoot". 319 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,845 It's classic cinema lingo. 320 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,765 You better learn it if you wanna have a career. 321 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,392 Just saying! 322 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,147 Why's that? 323 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,234 What's the matter? Is it the script? 324 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,655 It's the kissing scene, right? 325 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,991 Well, if you're not a part of this film... 326 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:54,704 I'm out of the running. I can't win if there's no film. 327 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,331 That's common sense, you know. 328 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:02,045 Look, it's OK. I don't wanna jeopardise our friendship. 329 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,632 I'll find a solution. Don't worry, Laëti. 330 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:06,591 Alright. 331 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:07,926 Take care. 332 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,142 Fuck. 333 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,277 - This is awesome! Look at this, Tim... - What's that? 334 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,488 The reverse screen thing is really cool. 335 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,074 Not long ago... actually, it was a few years ago now, 336 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,995 I helped a young singer who had participated in a TV talent show. 337 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,289 That's how he became famous. He recorded a few albums. 338 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,249 Yes. 339 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,543 - You don't drink? - Yes, I do. 340 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,462 And one day, he just stopped everything. 341 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:48,633 He went through a dark phase and wanted to quit. 342 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:53,054 And, I don't mean to brag, but I think I got him back on his feet. 343 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,056 OK. 344 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,018 He went back to it and he released several new albums. 345 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,769 So he's famous now? 346 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,354 Yeah, I think he's famous. 347 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,106 But I don't care about those things. 348 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,858 Famous or not. 349 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,277 Do you remember his name? 350 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,991 I don't remember. It was Damien, Damien Doré. 351 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,909 - Something like that. - Julien Doré? 352 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,953 - Julien Doré, yes, exactly. - No way! 353 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,747 You know, you remind me of him, 354 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,625 a talented guy, but a little bit depressed. 355 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,003 - Have you gentlemen decided? - Yes. 356 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,464 - Black Forest gâteau for me. - I'm out of gâteau. 357 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,300 It's hard to store properly and both of our fridges are down. 358 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,470 - How about the île flottante? - No, thanks. 359 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,558 We should probably go soon, Stéphane. 360 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,727 Let me finish my drink and... 361 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,604 What the fuck are you doing? 362 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,486 - Mind the step. - Yeah. 363 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,155 Oops! 364 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,698 Are you OK, Stéphane? 365 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,242 Are you sure you can drive? 366 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,122 No. 367 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,374 I must admit... 368 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,086 OK, I'll give you the car key and you drive. 369 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,796 I don't have a driver's licence. 370 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,672 So, what do we do? 371 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,382 What do we do? 372 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:16,721 Honestly, the best thing would be for me to drive us to my place. 373 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,223 It's nearby. 374 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:22,602 We can sleep there and tomorrow I'll drive you home. 375 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,686 OK? 376 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:29,442 - Let's do this, buddy? Check! - OK. That's probably the best idea. 377 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,611 - Let's go. Fist bump. - Fist bump. 378 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,164 - Have we arrived yet? - Are you filming? 379 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,791 - Film me. - Yeah. 380 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,043 - I have a story for you. - OK. 381 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,879 - Have you ever played rugby? - No. 382 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,298 I used to play a lot when I was young. 383 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:56,886 And one day, we lost a game. It happens sometimes. 384 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,181 And in the locker room, in the shower... 385 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,268 this Pierrick guy comes in. 386 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:07,605 He was under or over... I don't remember his height. 387 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,982 But he wasn't in the team. 388 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:13,736 He came to me and said: "My friend over there, 389 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,572 "he said that he fucked your mum." 390 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,576 He said something stupid like that. He was an asshole. 391 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:23,705 Then I did something stupid too. I tried to punch him in the face. 392 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,498 Little did I know, 393 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,793 he had two friends who were waiting for me. 394 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,461 - At the corner. - Oh, shit. 395 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:33,047 They started to beat the shit out of me. 396 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,133 I mean, yeah, I gave the first punch 397 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:41,055 And they beat me so hard, you know. 398 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:45,685 My ribs were crushed. My teeth were the same. 399 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,228 Holly shit, man! 400 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:51,024 Yeah, it was... I was pretty bad. It hurt so much. 401 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,735 - I can imagine. - My face was completely... 402 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:58,114 Talking about it now, I can still taste the blood in my mouth. 403 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,451 It was awful. 404 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:05,371 I felt like shit, covered in blood, humiliated. 405 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,750 But I've thought about it lately, 406 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,502 and that wasn't the hardest part. 407 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,712 Wasn't it? 408 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:14,672 No. 409 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,258 The hardest part really was... 410 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,555 When I came back home that night 411 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,767 my mother opened the door. 412 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,479 And... 413 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:36,569 it took her something like eight seconds 414 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,322 to recognise me. 415 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,408 And that's... 416 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:46,537 That's quite long, eight seconds, to recognise your own son. 417 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,830 - Yeah. - You know. 418 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,001 That really... 419 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,796 crushed me. 420 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,965 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. 421 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:09,143 Anyway, it's all going to change tonight because... 422 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,438 Pierrick lives right here. 423 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,400 - That window there? - Yeah. 424 00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:16,985 - Can you see him? - That guy? 425 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,778 Yeah, look at him. 426 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,322 He's handsome, isn't he? 427 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,160 - So, we're gonna do something. - Yeah. 428 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,830 - I'll go and see Pierrick. - OK. 429 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,500 - And you're gonna film me doing it. - What do you mean? 430 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:37,505 No, we should go back home, Stéphane. Let's go. 431 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:41,301 Plus, you are a bit drunk. This is not the way to fix this. 432 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,220 - Didn't you listen to my story? - I did. 433 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:47,849 - You're on his side? - No, not at all, Stéphane. 434 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,310 I don't know this guy. All I'm saying... 435 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,478 I have a shotgun in my boot. 436 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,064 Are you kidding me? 437 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,652 Stéphane, don't fuck with me. 438 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,238 - I can't take it anymore. - Let's go home... What? 439 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:05,616 - Tonight is the night. - No, stop it. Stop! Stéphane! 440 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:09,537 Oh, shit! 441 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,624 Did you fall for it? Ha, he fell for it. 442 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,126 Holly shit! 443 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,794 I don't know this place or this guy. 444 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,421 It's just a camera prank! 445 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,049 You can say that again! Nice range of emotions. 446 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,175 - Really? - Yeah. 447 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,928 Hey, I didn't do this to impress you, it was just a prank. 448 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,681 Stéphane, I think that you are a fucking great actor. 449 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:29,891 - No, no, no. - Stop it! 450 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,977 Yes, you are! The emotions... You got me, big time. 451 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,140 Fuck! 452 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,644 It just exploded. 453 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,772 What's happening? 454 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,566 The fuel hose broke. Get out. 455 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,735 - It's ruined. - Oh, fuck! 456 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:25,321 Grab your bag, We will just walk. 457 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,240 - Let's go. Quick. - Really? 458 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:29,784 Yeah, it's already late and I'm very tired. 459 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,369 - Come on! - Is it far? 460 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,080 We're almost there. 461 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:36,457 Are you OK? 462 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,044 There you are. Good. 463 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:43,381 - You sure it's OK to leave the car here? - I'll come back for it later. 464 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,008 My ears are burning. 465 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,350 Are you sure this is the right way? 466 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,018 - Where are you? - Over there. 467 00:23:56,144 --> 00:24:00,648 Yes, I'm sure, it's that way, but as for where exactly... 468 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,568 - It can't be. I can't see anything. - Wait... 469 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,490 - Great! - What is it? 470 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:10,616 Night mode. 471 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,581 Do you have a torchlight? 472 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,624 A light... 473 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,294 That would be very helpful. 474 00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:25,756 Wait, it's here. 475 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,468 - What? - It's here. 476 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,678 Let me introduce you to Marilyn. 477 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:33,639 - This is a boat, Stéphane. - Yes. 478 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:38,853 We can jump in and it will take us directly to my island. 479 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,146 Really? 480 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:43,441 - Didn't I tell you I live on an island? - No, I didn't know. 481 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,237 - What? - Can we sleep in it? 482 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,364 Are there any beds? 483 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,909 - Yes, we'll sleep on the boat. - I'm very tired, Stéphane. 484 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,535 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 485 00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:57,413 Here. 486 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:06,547 So? 487 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,426 Well, I'm going to bed, Stéphane. 488 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:13,513 Thank you for everything. It really was a nice evening. 489 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:16,557 I enjoyed the restaurant a lot. Thank you very much. 490 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,560 - But right now, I'm exhausted. - Alright. 491 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,897 Actually, I thought that we could get to know each other. 492 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:26,317 What if we were to get up early tomorrow morning? 493 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,194 - We could talk then. - Yeah, yeah. 494 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:31,072 It's just that I felt like talking right now. 495 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:34,450 I saw today how talented you are at what you do. 496 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:38,329 I'm just curious to know the person who's gonna sleep in my boat. 497 00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,624 Talented? I'm not so sure. 498 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,126 Come on, I know you want it too. 499 00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:46,087 - One for the road. - They're small glasses. 500 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:49,006 Some people say it's all about charisma. 501 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,550 You've got it. 502 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:53,261 - I've been told the opposite. - No. 503 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,888 I was a stuntman for the film industry. 504 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,557 I worked with big names. 505 00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:00,851 Since I turned 20, I've been doing stunts and explosions. 506 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:02,019 Yeah. 507 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:06,482 You know people...? Yes, please. 508 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:08,109 Who, for example? 509 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:10,111 Who? 510 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,655 You can't say those things... 511 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,116 - Delon. - No way! Alain Delon? 512 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,118 He's a good friend of mine. 513 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,495 - He even came here. - On the boat? 514 00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:21,581 For example... 515 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,919 Could you reach out to those people? 516 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,630 If we were to make a film. 517 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,133 Yes, but it would have to be a great film. 518 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,635 I want you to have fun. Look at that sweet face! 519 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,929 - I want you to have fun! - Me too. 520 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:39,181 - Do you have your own style? - Yes, I do. 521 00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:43,102 You know what? Write it down and I will make it happen. 522 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:46,564 World War II, for example. I'm very passionate about that. 523 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:51,027 But for those type of films, you need costumes, explosions... 524 00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:54,280 And that's the main problem. I don't have the means. 525 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:57,575 - Damn! So, what do we do? - That's what I'm wondering. 526 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:00,369 What? 527 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,830 You've got me. You've got me. 528 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,707 Right. You know how to make explosions. 529 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:05,666 - Yes, yes. - Yes. 530 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,627 - What are you into? - Huh? 531 00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:09,462 What are you into? 532 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:11,547 I like love stories, mostly. 533 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,090 I like love stories. 534 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:16,844 As long as there's a bit of suspense, a bit of action... 535 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,429 - Yeah. - That's it. 536 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,306 Maybe an American soldier. 537 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,183 Yes, that is great. 538 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,268 - What are you looking at? - Hold on a second! 539 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:29,607 - Are you filming? - Yes, I am. 540 00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:32,735 - This is a night to remember! - That's true. 541 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:35,029 - We've already started the film. - Yes. 542 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,907 - In a way. - Yeah, that's right. That's right. 543 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,116 Watch this. 544 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,202 It's beautiful. 545 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,497 - To Hollywood! - To Hollywood! 546 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:48,125 It could be an American soldier 547 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,961 who's trying to protect a young Jewish girl. 548 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,464 - Yes, that works. - And she's on the run. 549 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,008 - Poor them! - Yes, indeed, poor them. 550 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,761 They suffered so much It was not fun at all back then. 551 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,680 No, it was not. 552 00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:04,183 And there might be a villain, a Nazi. 553 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:08,813 And perhaps a love story, a love triangle with the three of them. 554 00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:11,440 - A love triangle? - Yes, a love triangle perhaps. 555 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,109 With the Nazi guy? 556 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:18,364 I've just realised what you're saying. 557 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:21,325 - I'm not really into that type of thing. - No problem. 558 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:24,078 - I can't put Delon on that! - Let's keep an open mind. 559 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:28,457 Let's be honest, back then life wasn't black and white. 560 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:30,209 At that time 561 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:33,587 the Nazis would make the woman sleep with dogs. 562 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:37,883 And they put barbed wire inside their genitals. 563 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,510 I didn't know that. 564 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,304 I'm telling you now, so forget about the love triangle. 565 00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:43,347 - OK. - It's a duo. 566 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,683 Which actor do you have in mind for the American guy? 567 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:47,685 I don't know. 568 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:50,229 - A French one? - Yeah. 569 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,524 It could be a French guy with a good American accent. 570 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:54,900 Édouard Baer? 571 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:56,694 No. 572 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:05,244 - You? - No, I'm just thinking. 573 00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:07,955 - Would you like that, Stéphane? - Stop it! 574 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,332 - No, no... - You wanna play the American soldier? 575 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:14,044 - Why not? - Yes, why not... No. 576 00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:16,172 - You need the accent. - Yes. 577 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:20,134 No, I'm just talking shit. We are drunk. 578 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,552 No, why not. 579 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,179 For the Nazi... 580 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,973 You don't want to act in it? 581 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:29,518 I've never been asked to act, but I can act. 582 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:32,438 I'm going to check if I have a friend that could do it. 583 00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:34,690 - You're not drinking? - I'm starting to feel sick, 584 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,442 so I'm drinking slowly. 585 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,403 Are you kidding me? 586 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,530 I'm not a big drinker like you. 587 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,410 In fact, I rarely drink. 588 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:51,999 Stéphane? 589 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:10,935 Stéphane? 590 00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:16,899 Be careful. 591 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,277 Stéphane? 592 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,278 OK! 593 00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:23,489 Cheers! 594 00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:26,075 - To cinema! - Yeah. 595 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,326 Karaoke! 596 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:30,704 Karaoke! 597 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,553 OK! OK! 598 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,442 I'm giving up on the film about the FBI. 599 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,403 For the competition, it will be all about him. 600 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:47,823 I don't know, I keep thinking that I have to film him. 601 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:50,075 Maybe I could make a documentary about him 602 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,869 without him knowing about it. 603 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,247 Yeah, I think I'm gonna change my plans, because... 604 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:56,582 he is incredible. 605 00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:26,195 Timo? 606 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:28,155 Timo. 607 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,325 How are you feeling? 608 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:32,660 Did you sleep well? 609 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:37,456 - Have we arrived yet? - Yeah, yeah. Here, that's for you. 610 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:40,167 - What is it? - A small gift. 611 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,252 - Why? - For my friend, Timo. 612 00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:45,631 - Are you happy? - I'm touched, Stéphane, but... 613 00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:47,883 The craziest part is that it is my birthday today. 614 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:50,302 Are you kidding me? I swear, I didn't know. 615 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:52,262 - Really? - I had no idea. 616 00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:53,472 That's crazy. 617 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,849 I can't keep it. It's very expensive. 618 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,102 No, it's my pleasure. 619 00:32:58,227 --> 00:32:59,895 OK, thank you. 620 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,814 - Well, you're welcome. - Thanks a lot. 621 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:05,150 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm coming. 622 00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:06,360 Come here. 623 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,905 - I'm filming a Making Of just for fun. - Right, well, come here. 624 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,448 Look what I have for you. 625 00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:19,665 There you go. Have a look. 626 00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:20,749 This is where I live. 627 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:23,335 I thought of this place for the set, but... 628 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,295 - It's wonderful, Stéphane. - You think so? 629 00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:26,338 It's gorgeous. 630 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:27,589 Here we are. 631 00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:29,675 This is the place. 632 00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:32,636 Welcome to my home. 633 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,513 Nice. 634 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,272 This is it. 635 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,737 - Wow. - Right? 636 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:50,821 Holly shit! 637 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,449 - So, you have a bedroom here. - Yeah? 638 00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:58,537 Quite nice and roomy. 639 00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:00,956 - Great. It's yours, I guess? - No. 640 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,293 - Here is the dining room. - OK. 641 00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:07,463 - Look. - This is nice! 642 00:34:07,588 --> 00:34:10,424 Isn't it? A lot of movie stars have eaten here. 643 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:13,260 - Really? Like who? - I can't tell you. 644 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:16,221 - Come on, just one name! - Some French ones, some American... 645 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:19,558 - Really? Like Clavier? - The living room... Clavier? No! 646 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,227 You can film. You have the... Have a look. 647 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:23,437 OK. 648 00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:28,609 Great. Oh, yes! 649 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:30,778 - Let's check out the kitchen. - Works for me. 650 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,740 My own personal pizza oven that I built myself. 651 00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:37,576 - Do you live here all year long? - Yes. 652 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,704 - Really? - Yeah. I'm well set up. 653 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:41,789 Alright. 654 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:43,499 So, here is the... 655 00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:50,839 Is this your dog? 656 00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:54,009 Yes, yes. 657 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,012 Here is the love room, if you know what I mean. 658 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,347 Nice! 659 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:03,268 - This is Canet's. He forgot it. - Canet? 660 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:04,228 Guillaume Canet. 661 00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:05,521 - No way. - Asterix himself. 662 00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:08,398 - How many rooms? This must be yours. - This is special. 663 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:10,567 - No, it's not mine. Guest room. - Yes. 664 00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:12,903 All the furniture is Jacquou le Croquant. 665 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:17,074 - Nice, huh? See? - Oh, yeah. 666 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,077 - To host your guests. - This is great. 667 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:24,665 And here, look... 668 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,585 This is your bedroom. 669 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,046 Cool. 670 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:34,508 - The light is right here. - Yeah. 671 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,552 Do you think I could get a double bed? 672 00:35:40,264 --> 00:35:41,932 - Unless... - You want to invite someone? 673 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,851 No, it's fine. I was just asking. 674 00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:46,937 I saw a lot of rooms with double beds, so I just wondered... 675 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:50,399 - But you're alone. - Yes, I'm alone, it's true... 676 00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:52,651 - So, this is the patio. - Yeah. 677 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,280 If you want to drink something. 678 00:35:56,405 --> 00:35:57,364 Nice. 679 00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:00,450 - We're pretty isolated here. - Oh, yeah. 680 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:03,996 You can scream all you want, no one will hear you. 681 00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:05,914 Go on, scream. Scream. 682 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:08,709 Scream for help. I'm choking you, Tim. 683 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,087 - Scream for help. Scream! - Help! 684 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:14,089 - One more time. - Help! 685 00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,507 - No one will come. - Really? 686 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:19,052 So we're good for the film. No one to bother us about the explosions 687 00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:20,721 - OK. Good. - See? 688 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:23,223 That's why I thought about this place for the shoot. 689 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:24,766 But the reception's not great. 690 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,604 Big, big, big chess fan. 691 00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,564 - Right. - Look. 692 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,567 The bishop that takes the... 693 00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:35,360 Alright! 694 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,362 - The pool! - So I see. 695 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,157 - No expense spared. - No, no. 696 00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:45,704 Alright, let's go location scouting. No, wait. 697 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,122 I'll show you something first. 698 00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:49,750 So, we have all this stuff if we want to use it. 699 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,044 I think everything we need is here. 700 00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,838 - Holy cow! - All the period costumes. 701 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:57,049 - We'll have so much fun. - This is unbelievable! 702 00:36:57,174 --> 00:36:58,217 No, please. 703 00:36:58,342 --> 00:37:00,636 - What? - Don't film in this room. 704 00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:03,680 - It's for the Making Of... - What for? No. 705 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,766 I'm asking you not to film this room. 706 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:08,393 Why? It's too bad, because it's really... 707 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:09,811 OK. 708 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:12,314 - OK? Good boy. So... - Yes. 709 00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:15,525 So, Nazi costumes. What do we have? This one. 710 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,196 - See? This is great. Yes. - Nice. It's a real one? 711 00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:22,324 There's another one we could use, but it's different. 712 00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:26,203 I have others next door. I can show you pictures. 713 00:37:26,328 --> 00:37:29,122 I can easily show you. Look. What do I have? 714 00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:33,293 I have the Nazi hiking costume. They used to go hiking. 715 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:37,464 Nazi skiing costume. Nazi forest hiking costume... 716 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,007 - What? - They didn't ski. 717 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,384 The Nazi diver's costume. 718 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:43,262 Because they went diving. They were spies... 719 00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:46,848 - Let's focus on the classic ones. - I have six beach costumes. 720 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,308 A classic Nazi works just fine. 721 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:51,270 What do we have for the American soldier? 722 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,274 - American soldier. - Do you have anything? 723 00:37:55,399 --> 00:37:57,526 Wait, let me think. 724 00:37:57,651 --> 00:38:02,239 I don't think I have anything, American soldier in WWII... 725 00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:03,198 Ah, shit. 726 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,284 Nothing at all for the American soldier. 727 00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:08,287 I have a costume from the Civil War era. 728 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:10,372 - The Civil War? - That could work. 729 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,999 I wouldn't know, but why not. 730 00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:14,001 - Does it look legit? - Honestly, yes, it does. 731 00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:15,002 OK. 732 00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:16,295 Good news. 733 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:19,464 The actress who'll play Bianca called this morning. She'll be joining us. 734 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:21,925 - No way! - She's from Clermont. She's nice. 735 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:23,302 I'll offer her this one. 736 00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:25,095 - What do you reckon? - Is she pretty? 737 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,389 Why do you ask? She is, but that's not the point. 738 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,599 - Shall we continue? The scouting? - Yes, Let's go! 739 00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:33,520 We'd better be careful because there are wild horses on the island. 740 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,897 No way! Can we use them? 741 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,734 - Use them? What for? - For the film. 742 00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:43,488 For the film? Sure. But we would have to catch them... 743 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:46,992 - How many do you want? - At least one would be great. 744 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:48,702 It's true, it would be great. 745 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,580 Alright. OK. Let's do our best. 746 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:56,626 Holy shit! 747 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,964 WOMEN'S BATHING SUITS 1900 748 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,507 This is great. 749 00:39:09,473 --> 00:39:11,475 WOMEN'S DRESSES 750 00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:19,358 - Are you filming? - No, no. Not at all. 751 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:21,735 I was checking out the rushes. 752 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,821 - It looked like you were filming. - No, it was just the pool rushes. 753 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,907 Oh, yeah? Good. 754 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,951 - You scared me. - Do you need a dog for the film? 755 00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:31,787 I don't think we need a... 756 00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,914 You'll see, there are lots of nice spots. 757 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:35,165 Woods and everything. 758 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,375 What is that? 759 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,627 My quad. We can explore the island faster that way. 760 00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:39,711 OK, cool. 761 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:42,172 Don't worry. You can sit right behind me. 762 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,340 Alright. 763 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,177 Tim, what are you waiting for? 764 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,304 - It's too dangerous. - Come on! 765 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,765 - I'm not sitting on that. - What's wrong? 766 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,476 - Don't you have bikes? - Not I don't. Don't worry, it's safe. 767 00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:57,145 My friend has just added a helicopter turbine. 768 00:39:57,979 --> 00:39:59,439 It's safe! 769 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:06,321 I will never get on that, Stéphane. 770 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,995 OK, I'll find something else, but it will be a lot slower. 771 00:40:14,538 --> 00:40:15,372 OK. 772 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:19,292 Come on! 773 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:22,629 This is awesome! 774 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,715 This is cinema! 775 00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:27,342 Now, we're making cinema! 776 00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:29,511 - Which one do you want? - Yeah, come on, Stéphane! 777 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,430 - Which one do you want? - The white one. 778 00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:33,974 - This one? OK, hold on. - Yes! 779 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,563 Wow, the white one! This is the one I want. 780 00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:42,190 - Stéphane, I want the white one! - Shut up! 781 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:44,818 I know what I'm doing. You're such a pain in the ass! 782 00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:49,197 They are too fast. How can we catch them? 783 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:50,824 OK... 784 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,784 No, no, no, no, no, no! 785 00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:56,413 Will you stop it? How old are you? 786 00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:58,081 This is going too fast. 787 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,708 OK, I'll slow down. 788 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,922 - OK, I'm gonna go. - Yes? 789 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:07,215 You stay here. 790 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,425 OK... 791 00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:14,222 You're sure you know what you're doing? 792 00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:16,183 - Is it safe? - Shut up. 793 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,274 Holy shit! 794 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,234 Be careful! 795 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:28,612 Stéphane? 796 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:35,619 Oh, shit. 797 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,169 Stéphane? 798 00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:49,591 Stéphane? 799 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,025 Stéphane? 800 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,152 - Untameable. - What? 801 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:11,154 It can't be tamed. 802 00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:15,325 - We'll see about the horse later. - Do we continue without it? 803 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,787 - Eh? - We give up on the horse thing? 804 00:42:18,912 --> 00:42:21,289 - Yes, no horses for now. - Too bad. 805 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,499 Yeah. 806 00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:25,835 This is a horse too. 807 00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:28,672 Of course it is. Watch out, Stéphane. You OK? 808 00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:30,924 Yes. I'm falling. 809 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:32,425 Oh, shit! 810 00:42:32,551 --> 00:42:34,511 Let's take a break, Tim. 811 00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:38,473 - A half-hour break. - Yeah. 812 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:39,849 Yeah... 813 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,651 Shit... 814 00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:35,530 He has guns all over the place. 815 00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:38,992 Holly shit! 816 00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:49,085 Alright? Come with me. 817 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:53,048 It's right here. We're gonna make a film. OK? 818 00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:55,508 Be a good girl and help us make this film. 819 00:43:57,052 --> 00:44:00,805 It's gonna be so much fun. You're gonna be great in this film. 820 00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:07,354 Oh, darling. 821 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:11,107 You're tired, aren't you? Yes, you are. 822 00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:12,192 Come on. 823 00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,112 Let's go. 824 00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:19,366 Tim... Tim? 825 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:22,243 Timo! 826 00:44:22,911 --> 00:44:25,163 OK, Making Of camera... 827 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:27,582 First take. 828 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:32,379 So, for this scene it's quite simple. 829 00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:34,756 - You just got back from hunting... - Yeah. 830 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:38,176 So, you're pretty tired. We want to sense how tired you are. 831 00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:39,594 OK. 832 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,098 You came back empty-handed, so you're quite disappointed. 833 00:44:43,682 --> 00:44:45,308 - Stéphane, are you ready? - Yeah. 834 00:45:08,081 --> 00:45:09,249 Look at the fire. 835 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:11,835 Not at the camera. 836 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,336 This is the moment 837 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:16,881 when Bianca arrives and knocks at your door. 838 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:19,175 - Because a Nazi is after her. - Yeah. 839 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,636 - So she needs some help. - Alright. 840 00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:25,014 - And the American soldier will... - Bianca, are you listening? 841 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,768 - Listen to Tim. He's the director. - Yes. Yes. 842 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:31,479 - No, no... She didn't get it - No. 843 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,732 Just stay right here. Here 844 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:36,735 Perfect. 845 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:38,903 Very good. 846 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:44,659 Action. 847 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,704 - You didn't give me the signal. - Oh, sorry. 848 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,415 - My bad! - You say one thing, then another. 849 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:53,126 - It's true, I forgot the signal. - It's pretty confusing. 850 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,378 Sorry, so I will say: "Action!" and then: "Go!" 851 00:45:56,463 --> 00:45:57,464 Go. 852 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:03,678 Don't worry, miss, I'll take care of you. 853 00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:07,307 Let's get you a cup of tea to revive you. 854 00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:17,650 So, what is happening to you, young lady? 855 00:46:22,030 --> 00:46:23,156 Repeat that line again. 856 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:26,034 So, what is happening to you, young lady? 857 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,370 Shit... 858 00:46:30,205 --> 00:46:31,623 OK. Say it again. 859 00:46:31,748 --> 00:46:33,833 - Yeah? - Yeah. One last time. 860 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:37,045 So, what is happening to you, young... lady? 861 00:46:38,338 --> 00:46:40,715 I'm desperate. 862 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:44,010 Oh, why is that? 863 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,430 Someone is after me. 864 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:51,559 Who is after you? 865 00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:52,936 Tell me! 866 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,566 A Third Reich Nazi soldier. 867 00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:01,528 Ha, I hate those people! 868 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,660 Where is this goddamn Nazi? 869 00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:41,192 What the fuck is he doing? 870 00:48:01,254 --> 00:48:02,630 This is so weird... 871 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:17,562 Stéphane? 872 00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:32,076 There you go, Tim. 873 00:48:32,619 --> 00:48:33,745 Thank you. 874 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:37,248 - Are you filming? - Yes, if you don't mind. 875 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:40,209 As long as you don't film me when I'm taking a shit. 876 00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,669 No, no, I... 877 00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:42,712 No. 878 00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:48,885 Oh, shit. I'm sorry Stéphane, but I don't eat meat or cheese. 879 00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:54,307 But it's OK, I'll eat some bread. 880 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:57,352 Are you vegetarian, vegan? 881 00:48:57,477 --> 00:48:58,895 - Vegan. - It's ridiculous. 882 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,188 I don't get it. 883 00:49:00,313 --> 00:49:02,315 Someone explain it to me. What do you eat? Soil? 884 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,859 Vegan means that I can't eat dairy products. 885 00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:07,487 - There is some grass outside! - OK... 886 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:09,864 We had hell's angels 887 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:13,910 and you have guys who eat... well, nothing. 888 00:49:14,035 --> 00:49:15,787 The name says it all. 889 00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,121 What do you eat? 890 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:20,708 - Vegetables... - Vegetables, right. 891 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:24,545 - It's boring. - No, vegetables are great. 892 00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:26,381 And it's not just vegetables. 893 00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:31,177 - We eat cereals: rice, wheat, quinoa. - Great, my mouth is watering. 894 00:49:32,387 --> 00:49:34,389 - You do what you want. - Don't be narrow-minded. 895 00:49:34,514 --> 00:49:37,976 I'm not narrow-minded. Quite the opposite. I'm more open than you. 896 00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:39,268 Look, do you want some? 897 00:49:39,394 --> 00:49:41,437 - No. - You're the narrow-minded one. 898 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:45,066 - Where's she from? - She's Ukrainian. 899 00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:48,027 She is a circus performer in Clermont but she's from Ukraine. 900 00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:52,156 - What's your act? - Tightrope walker. 901 00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:54,867 She's like a daughter to me. 902 00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:56,202 - Alright. - Yeah. 903 00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,579 I told you about my daughter in New York. 904 00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:00,039 I don't see her very often. 905 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,752 This one is like my second child. I'm very fond of her. 906 00:50:05,837 --> 00:50:08,131 She's the apple of my eye. Aren't you? 907 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,508 Bianca? 908 00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:12,802 I love you. 909 00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:14,846 If you don't mind me saying so, 910 00:50:14,971 --> 00:50:17,640 I think you were great in front of the camera. 911 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:18,808 That's true. 912 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:22,061 - You were really good. You... - You were impressive. 913 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:25,398 - Impressive. - Yes, the camera loves you. 914 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,941 Do you know Hugh Grant? 915 00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:30,486 Hugh Grant? 916 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,155 I've been told that I look like him. 917 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:34,198 No. 918 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:35,408 White wine, anyone? 919 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,701 OK, but just a drop. 920 00:50:36,826 --> 00:50:38,953 Alright, but you have nothing to worry about. 921 00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:41,372 - You're sleeping here. - Yes. 922 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:42,582 Just a moment. 923 00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:45,460 Cheers, Bianca. 924 00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:47,295 Cheers. 925 00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:56,512 Well, I think you are a nice girl. 926 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:59,849 It's too bad that you don't understand me better. 927 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:05,438 I would have loved to spend more time with you. 928 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,441 I mean, I'm just passing through. I'm not gonna stay long. 929 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,485 But so what? 930 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:13,446 It's not the length of time that matters. Maybe, I don't know. 931 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:16,449 I have to say that I'm having a great time with you. 932 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:18,409 Do you understand me? 933 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:20,286 Do you understand when I speak? 934 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:29,170 Shit! 935 00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:30,880 I tripped. 936 00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:33,174 I must have stepped on something. What a mess! 937 00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:35,093 We'll clean it up. 938 00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,640 Can you help me? Can we do it together? 939 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:41,891 Yeah, yeah. 940 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:49,315 - Honestly... - Damn. 941 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,692 We need more of these to clean it up. 942 00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:53,277 I have two more. 943 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:56,489 Oh, you want to go to sleep? Bianca is heading to bed. 944 00:51:56,614 --> 00:52:00,535 - So soon? - Listen, you clean that up. 945 00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:01,953 I'll go and tuck Bianca in. 946 00:52:02,829 --> 00:52:05,164 - Her room is on the other side. - OK. 947 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,041 Come on, Bianca. 948 00:52:08,084 --> 00:52:09,335 Good night, Bianca. 949 00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:11,254 See you tomorrow. 950 00:52:11,379 --> 00:52:13,798 You carry on. I'll be right back. The night is young. 951 00:52:13,923 --> 00:52:16,175 I'm not done with you yet! 952 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:17,510 - Ouch. - Alright. 953 00:52:27,562 --> 00:52:30,481 Keep going. Keep going. Watch out. 954 00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:32,150 Watch your feet. 955 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:34,235 The light... 956 00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:36,696 There's no light, Bianca. 957 00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:39,157 There's no light. OK, Bianca? 958 00:52:40,116 --> 00:52:41,075 Take this. 959 00:52:45,746 --> 00:52:47,206 Here. 960 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:50,334 Tomorrow you'll get the same again. 961 00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:53,880 In addition, Bianca. I'm over here. In addition, OK? 962 00:52:54,005 --> 00:52:55,089 Good night, Bianca. 963 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:57,300 I'm closing the door. 964 00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:01,095 No, no, no. 965 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:07,351 Bianca. 966 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:11,689 Bianca. 967 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:12,690 No. 968 00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:16,068 You were such a good girl today. Don't spoil it now. 969 00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:18,571 Don't make me have to lock the door, Bianca. 970 00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:25,453 OK, I'll lock the door, then. Have it your own way. 971 00:53:29,457 --> 00:53:30,791 Unbelievable. 972 00:53:33,002 --> 00:53:34,128 Hi, everyone. 973 00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:36,839 I'm so happy. 974 00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:40,509 I've been thinking and I have a brilliant idea. 975 00:53:40,635 --> 00:53:44,805 I will take his film seriously from now on, 976 00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:48,392 because, at the end of the day, 977 00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:52,271 it has more potential than I thought. 978 00:53:52,396 --> 00:53:54,565 OK, initially he... 979 00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:57,985 He seems a bit dumb. 980 00:53:58,110 --> 00:54:01,113 But why not? Why not? This can work. 981 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,199 I mean, he's got the sort of geniality... 982 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,118 an audience can appreciate. 983 00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,828 Also, he's got... 984 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,374 I don't know, he believes in me. 985 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,752 He believes in my vision, my talents and... 986 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,047 For the competition, it's great, because... 987 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,217 Worst-case scenario: I show up with two films, 988 00:54:21,342 --> 00:54:24,679 a documentary about a loser and a great war film. 989 00:54:24,804 --> 00:54:26,222 So, I don't really know... 990 00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:28,391 Now what? 991 00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:34,647 What? 992 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,485 What the hell is he doing? 993 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,244 Where is he? 994 00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:51,372 Where is he? 995 00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:54,083 Timo? 996 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,459 Stéphane? 997 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:57,086 Timo, I'm here! 998 00:54:57,211 --> 00:54:58,713 What the fuck have I done now? 999 00:54:58,838 --> 00:55:00,631 - What is happening? - One minute. 1000 00:55:01,299 --> 00:55:04,844 I was thinking... I couldn't sleep so I woke up thinking, 1001 00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:07,888 if there are a lot of explosions, because we are in a war zone, 1002 00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:09,432 you can just eject me. 1003 00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:11,058 I'm rigging up a system to eject me. 1004 00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:13,519 - That's not bad. - It's pretty simple. 1005 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:16,814 It's just a bit basic, because I'm on my own. 1006 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,025 Watch this thing here... 1007 00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:19,984 Bang! 1008 00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:23,863 - Fuck! OK, no. My bad. - Stéphane! 1009 00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:26,574 Can you just cut the cable? I think it's the red one. 1010 00:55:26,699 --> 00:55:28,034 - OK. - Red. 1011 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,160 - Red? - Yeah. 1012 00:55:30,411 --> 00:55:32,121 - This one? - No, no! 1013 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:36,334 Stéphane? 1014 00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:38,377 Come on. 1015 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,880 - Where are we going? - It's a surprise! 1016 00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:42,048 Wait here. 1017 00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:44,759 - Don't move. - OK. 1018 00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:59,190 What's this for? I don't get it, Stéphane. 1019 00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:00,358 What is it, exactly? 1020 00:56:00,483 --> 00:56:02,109 It's for the final scene. 1021 00:56:07,740 --> 00:56:09,950 Is it supposed to make some sort of explosions? 1022 00:56:10,076 --> 00:56:12,203 Yeah, right behind me, as I'm walking... 1023 00:56:14,997 --> 00:56:18,292 Firstly, the generator's far too noisy. 1024 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:21,212 - Can't you remove it on your computer? - No, I can't get rid of that. 1025 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,548 OK, let's just record the sound afterwards then. 1026 00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:28,719 But those coloured lights don't give the feel of an explosion. 1027 00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:32,390 Sure they do. They cast a nice light. 1028 00:56:32,515 --> 00:56:34,517 At best they give off a Christmas vibe. 1029 00:56:34,642 --> 00:56:35,893 Definitely not an explosion! 1030 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:42,691 Watch out! 1031 00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:44,318 Fire! 1032 00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:47,822 Can't you recreate the special effect you made for my film? 1033 00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,532 Can't you reproduce the fireball? 1034 00:56:49,657 --> 00:56:51,992 No, no, I don't want to fuck up my field. 1035 00:56:52,118 --> 00:56:55,204 But nature always grows back eventually. It's not... 1036 00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:57,623 - It doesn't always grow back. - Yes, it does. 1037 00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:01,043 - No, sometimes it doesn't grow back. - After a fire, it does. 1038 00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:02,336 It does. 1039 00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:05,965 Oh, yeah? Go to the Amazon rainforest and see if you can pick daisies. 1040 00:57:07,883 --> 00:57:12,054 You can't offer me any other options? We're going with this? 1041 00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:13,097 Yeah. 1042 00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:15,349 OK, let's do this. 1043 00:57:15,474 --> 00:57:18,936 - You'll fix it on the computer. - I'll see what I can do. 1044 00:57:19,562 --> 00:57:22,189 Great. Everyone is happy. 1045 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:27,820 The year is 1945. 1046 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,656 The war is still raging throughout Europe. 1047 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:33,617 France is on the brink of downfall. 1048 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,537 Only one man can save the nation. 1049 00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:38,914 But not only the nation. 1050 00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:41,625 He can also save a young woman. 1051 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,961 His name is... 1052 00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:47,256 Vivien McAlister. 1053 00:57:49,884 --> 00:57:51,135 Timo, look. 1054 00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:54,138 I've found this for the film. I completely forgot I had it. 1055 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:55,973 - Awesome! - It's a LeMat. 1056 00:57:56,098 --> 00:57:59,226 - This is very, very cool for the film. - It sure is. 1057 00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:02,104 It's a ten-shot one, which is unusual. Normally it's six shots. 1058 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:03,439 But this one has ten shots! 1059 00:58:03,564 --> 00:58:05,191 - Is it a real one? - Yes. 1060 00:58:05,316 --> 00:58:06,567 Is it loaded? 1061 00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:10,821 No. 1062 00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:12,448 It might be nice, 1063 00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:15,326 to show her you're still in the prime of life... 1064 00:58:15,451 --> 00:58:16,285 Yeah. 1065 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:19,622 ...if you come in like this and do a little move like this. 1066 00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:22,041 Like George Clooney. 1067 00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:24,668 So, Bianca... 1068 00:58:25,628 --> 00:58:27,546 - Well... - Come on. It's gonna be great. 1069 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:29,548 - I'm not jumping, Tim. - Yes, you are. 1070 00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:34,220 Bianca... 1071 00:58:35,638 --> 00:58:37,139 Good news: 1072 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:40,226 I can't see any more Nazis on the horizon. 1073 00:58:42,228 --> 00:58:43,187 She's cold. 1074 00:58:43,938 --> 00:58:45,397 Oh, are you cold? 1075 00:58:45,523 --> 00:58:46,690 Don't move! 1076 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:55,366 I'm gonna give you a little something to warm you up. 1077 00:58:58,494 --> 00:58:59,787 That won't work, Stéphane. 1078 00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:02,373 - Why? - No, it won't do. 1079 00:59:02,498 --> 00:59:04,625 It's not a jacket from that period. 1080 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:05,709 What's written on it? 1081 00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:09,088 "The Professional", from when I worked on The Professional. 1082 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:11,257 - First film with Belmondo. - It won't work. 1083 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,676 It doesn't make sense, Stéphane. 1084 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:18,764 There you go, Bianca. If you're cold... 1085 00:59:22,268 --> 00:59:23,310 There you go. 1086 00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:35,406 Oh, my child... 1087 00:59:35,531 --> 00:59:37,992 Oh, I forgot to put on the American accent. 1088 00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:39,493 - Oh, yes. - I'll do it again. 1089 00:59:39,618 --> 00:59:43,205 - Yes, with the American accent... - Anyway, there'll be music over it. 1090 00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:44,748 - When? - Over this scene. 1091 00:59:44,873 --> 00:59:46,750 - No, not at all. - No? 1092 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,877 The music is only for the final scene. 1093 00:59:49,003 --> 00:59:51,630 Have we chosen it yet? Because I've got an idea. 1094 00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,424 Yes, I know what to play. 1095 00:59:53,549 --> 00:59:55,676 Are we thinking the same thing? Say it together. 1096 00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:57,845 One, two, three... 1097 00:59:57,970 --> 01:00:00,055 - "Le temps des cerises." - "Sarabande." 1098 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,683 For me, it's "Sarabande". I'll play this. 1099 01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:05,269 - No, mine! - I decided ages ago. 1100 01:00:05,394 --> 01:00:07,313 - I want this. - It's hardly original. 1101 01:00:07,438 --> 01:00:09,982 - It's never been done before. - Yes, it has. 1102 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:12,651 - Put mine on, please! - Wait a minute, Stéphane! 1103 01:00:12,776 --> 01:00:14,862 Just give me a minute. This is my favourite part. 1104 01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:17,323 I'm walking at that moment? 1105 01:00:17,448 --> 01:00:19,116 Wait for it. 1106 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:22,244 Wait for it. Three, four, three, two, one... 1107 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:28,292 Yeah. 1108 01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:31,712 That's good, I've got to admit. 1109 01:00:31,837 --> 01:00:34,715 But check out mine. It will work just as well. 1110 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:35,716 No! 1111 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:38,302 - What's the title, again? - "Le temps des cerises." 1112 01:00:38,427 --> 01:00:39,428 Take it easy, oh! 1113 01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:42,056 Look at me! Tim! 1114 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:46,060 Slow motion. 1115 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:52,066 You are not telling the same story with this. 1116 01:00:52,191 --> 01:00:55,277 - It has nothing to do with our story. - It's full of nostalgia. It's brilliant. 1117 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:57,821 Yes, there is a war, but there's also life and hope. 1118 01:00:57,946 --> 01:01:00,824 But it's not epic. We're definitely not using this one. 1119 01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:02,284 We'll talk about it later. 1120 01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:03,869 - Let's take a break. - Let's shoot! 1121 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:06,163 - We're taking a break. - We didn't even do it! 1122 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,917 I messed up my accent! Tim! 1123 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:21,845 Difficult day, very difficult. 1124 01:01:25,933 --> 01:01:28,769 The major problem is Stéphane. 1125 01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:31,897 He messes up everything, he doesn't understand anything. 1126 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:35,734 He's stubborn, he's parochial, he's annoying, he's not subtle... 1127 01:01:36,276 --> 01:01:38,654 I'm having a hard time with the close-ups. 1128 01:01:38,779 --> 01:01:39,988 I can't shoot any. 1129 01:01:40,114 --> 01:01:42,908 His skin texture is peculiar. I don't know why. 1130 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:45,119 He must have some weird skin condition. 1131 01:01:45,244 --> 01:01:47,371 I don't know how to tell him. I can't. 1132 01:01:47,496 --> 01:01:50,207 I can't say: "Stéphane, I think you're sick. 1133 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,918 "Your skin doesn't look right." 1134 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,461 There are things he doesn't know. 1135 01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:57,798 I know because I've read all the books about WWII. 1136 01:01:57,923 --> 01:01:59,633 I know what happened. 1137 01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:02,469 He's stuck in his own world with his references. It's annoying. 1138 01:02:02,594 --> 01:02:05,431 His taste in music is just awful! 1139 01:02:05,556 --> 01:02:07,808 And I don't want to save him. I'm not his saviour. 1140 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:10,853 Bianca is not much better. 1141 01:02:10,978 --> 01:02:12,312 She's catastrophic. 1142 01:02:13,147 --> 01:02:14,440 She doesn't understand a thing. 1143 01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:16,400 She just stares at the camera like an idiot. 1144 01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:18,026 And then she looks at me, like an idiot. 1145 01:02:18,152 --> 01:02:21,113 I try to give her directions, advice on her acting. 1146 01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:24,241 I try to direct her, but... 1147 01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:26,410 Fuck... 1148 01:02:26,535 --> 01:02:28,370 Cinema ain't easy. 1149 01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:29,705 But I have to stay hopeful! 1150 01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:31,457 Tomorrow I'll talk to him face to face. 1151 01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:33,375 I'll say: "Listen to me, Stéphane. 1152 01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:35,043 "This here... 1153 01:02:35,878 --> 01:02:38,422 "is my vision of cinema, 1154 01:02:38,547 --> 01:02:40,382 "not your vision of cinema. 1155 01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:45,971 "Whether you like it or not, we are making my film. 1156 01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:49,224 "My film, not your film. Do you hear?" 1157 01:02:59,777 --> 01:03:01,487 I'm just trying a few things. 1158 01:03:01,612 --> 01:03:05,991 I would like to bring a tiny bit of romance into the scene. 1159 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,284 Alright... 1160 01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:09,036 Something modest, very soft. 1161 01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:12,956 I want something delicate, OK? 1162 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,666 That's very important. 1163 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:17,461 So, Bianca, what I would like is... 1164 01:03:17,586 --> 01:03:21,590 I want Stéphane to kiss you. 1165 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,383 On her forehead? 1166 01:03:23,509 --> 01:03:26,345 - No, on her lips, obviously - What? 1167 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:28,889 Timothée, what are you trying to do to me? 1168 01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:30,224 It's a love story, Stéphane. 1169 01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:35,312 A love story, yes, but between a father and daughter. 1170 01:03:38,106 --> 01:03:40,484 Yes, it is. Yes. 1171 01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:43,111 I don't know. For me, it's not that at all. For me... 1172 01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:44,446 This is what we agreed on. 1173 01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:46,281 - No, no... - That's what we said. 1174 01:03:46,406 --> 01:03:49,827 He lost his daughter, so he replaces her with this young Jewish girl. 1175 01:03:49,952 --> 01:03:52,621 Stéphane, keep in mind that you're feeling really lonely. 1176 01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:53,956 It's wartime. 1177 01:03:54,081 --> 01:03:56,500 You haven't seen anyone for a very long time. 1178 01:03:56,625 --> 01:04:00,462 So, what, are we shooting some sort of porno movie now? 1179 01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:01,672 It's not like that. 1180 01:04:01,797 --> 01:04:04,174 Maybe you're not the hero you thought you were. 1181 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:07,386 Maybe you have some hidden vices, just like everyone has. 1182 01:04:07,511 --> 01:04:09,304 Plus, I'm sorry, but this is wartime. 1183 01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:12,975 Maybe some Nazis weren't as bad as the rest. 1184 01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:15,352 - And maybe the Americans... - Here you go again! 1185 01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:18,105 - I'm gonna have to stop you right there. - But it's important... 1186 01:04:18,230 --> 01:04:19,982 - Bullshit! - The film's vapid without it. 1187 01:04:20,107 --> 01:04:22,276 It's a beautiful moment. It really matters to me. 1188 01:04:22,401 --> 01:04:26,864 There's something special about it, and I find it... 1189 01:04:26,989 --> 01:04:30,075 - You're forcing her. - Not at all, I'm not forcing anyone. 1190 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,786 - She's very comfortable. - No, she isn't comfortable at all. 1191 01:04:32,911 --> 01:04:35,247 You're right, this is how I look when I'm on a deckchair. 1192 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,916 Let's ask her. Do you feel comfortable? 1193 01:04:41,295 --> 01:04:42,796 OK, let's do this instead. 1194 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:47,926 In order for the audience to feel that, yes, you're a nice guy, 1195 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:50,429 but also there's also a bit of evil in you, 1196 01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:52,639 maybe... 1197 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,017 Let's try something. 1198 01:04:55,142 --> 01:04:56,310 Just choke her. 1199 01:04:57,436 --> 01:04:59,771 - Just choke her. Let's try. - Enough! Enough! 1200 01:04:59,897 --> 01:05:02,900 - That's it, I'm done! - Come off it, Stéphane! 1201 01:05:03,025 --> 01:05:06,236 - You are going way too far! - No, I'm not. How? 1202 01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:08,822 - Choke her? Poor girl. - It's a film! 1203 01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:11,116 - This is cinema! - She's Jewish! 1204 01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:12,284 - Yes... - Don't you think 1205 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:15,162 Jewish people have suffered enough already? 1206 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:17,998 - It has nothing to do with that. - You want me to choke another one? 1207 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:19,333 Wake up, for fuck's sake! 1208 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:21,168 I've been busting a gut for two hours now. 1209 01:05:21,293 --> 01:05:24,504 And what about me? I've been full of suggestions. 1210 01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:27,549 You've been busting my balls since we started this morning. 1211 01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:28,926 You have a foul temper. 1212 01:05:29,051 --> 01:05:31,345 It's not because you're louder that you're right! 1213 01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:34,556 Yeah, you can shout, but you're just a lonely mythomaniac! 1214 01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:36,892 - Without me there's no film. - You don't scare me! 1215 01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:39,645 - You are scared. - No, I'm not! You're a nobody! 1216 01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:43,273 No one believes you! I don't buy your shitty stories! 1217 01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:47,027 You're pissing me off! This film is gonna be crap! 1218 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:50,364 Go and take a walk by the lake, like the lonely fucker that you are! 1219 01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:53,116 There, I said it! You're a lonely fucker! 1220 01:05:55,911 --> 01:05:57,788 If I go through this door it's over between us. 1221 01:05:57,913 --> 01:05:58,872 OK. 1222 01:05:59,831 --> 01:06:01,208 You're not going to stop me? 1223 01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:37,786 So, I want you to be sad, 1224 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,872 because the soldier left. 1225 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:44,418 You are so sad that your burst into tears. 1226 01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:52,050 And action. 1227 01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:58,932 So, Bianca... 1228 01:06:59,057 --> 01:07:00,017 Actually... 1229 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,528 If you don't cry, 1230 01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:14,531 we won't understand that your character is sad 1231 01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:17,909 and... the scene will be a flop. 1232 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:27,544 The American soldier is gone, so you are sad. 1233 01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:31,214 You're in danger now, so you cry. 1234 01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:32,549 Go on, try to cry. 1235 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,092 When you hurt yourself, you cry. 1236 01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:37,345 When you fall or get insulted or humiliated, 1237 01:07:37,471 --> 01:07:38,597 you cry. 1238 01:07:39,181 --> 01:07:42,559 Someone's made you cry before, no? 1239 01:07:42,684 --> 01:07:43,894 You know what I mean? 1240 01:07:45,353 --> 01:07:49,399 When you get hurt, when someone pinches you, you start crying. 1241 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:55,447 If I give you a Chinese burn, it hurts, doesn't it? 1242 01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,908 So you cry. Let the tears well up. 1243 01:07:58,033 --> 01:07:59,659 Do you understand me or not? 1244 01:07:59,785 --> 01:08:02,454 Please give me something. Otherwise, the film won't work. 1245 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:03,997 Try to put something into it. 1246 01:08:04,122 --> 01:08:07,918 For instance, if someone slaps you, you cry. 1247 01:08:08,043 --> 01:08:10,921 Should I slap you? Do I need to do that? 1248 01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:13,632 Tell me, should I slap you? 1249 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:16,301 To get this fucking film to work! 1250 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,011 Everything OK? 1251 01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:20,347 Yeah, we were just trying things out. 1252 01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:27,062 - I want to apologise for earlier... - No, I'm the one who's sorry... 1253 01:08:27,187 --> 01:08:29,731 - No, I was an ass. - Stéphane, my bad. I'm sorry. 1254 01:08:29,856 --> 01:08:31,149 Right now... 1255 01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:34,194 I don't even know what I'm doing. 1256 01:08:37,364 --> 01:08:39,533 It feels like the film is turning into... 1257 01:08:40,951 --> 01:08:42,244 I don't feel well. 1258 01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:47,040 - I'm so sorry for all of this... - It's OK. 1259 01:08:47,165 --> 01:08:48,416 - I didn't mean it. - It's OK. 1260 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:52,796 You've been so nice to me. 1261 01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:01,930 - This is for the film poster. - OK. 1262 01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:05,976 Let's try to do something nice, in the tone of the film, OK? 1263 01:09:06,101 --> 01:09:08,478 Let's go. Bianca, come over here. 1264 01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:13,984 - Here, or maybe... - Over there? 1265 01:09:14,109 --> 01:09:16,111 Yes, that's what I thought. On your right. 1266 01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,572 And then maybe... 1267 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,242 Are you sure? That's gonna look weird. 1268 01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,744 Like this, a bit aloof. 1269 01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:27,414 - Are you sure, Tim? - Yes. 1270 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:30,333 Let's do this. 1271 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,669 - Hold on a minute. - What? 1272 01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:33,962 Come here. 1273 01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:36,548 You've got to be on the poster. It's your film. 1274 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:38,675 - No? - The director can't be on the poster. 1275 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,887 Come on, it'll be fun. All the team is on the poster. 1276 01:09:42,012 --> 01:09:44,598 We're making this film together, the three of us. 1277 01:09:45,932 --> 01:09:49,060 This film is gonna be great. You have to appear on the poster. 1278 01:10:00,572 --> 01:10:03,241 - You didn't set the thing to... - Oh, no. 1279 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,493 I had a feeling you hadn't. 1280 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:08,079 Don't film... 1281 01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:11,625 I don't know, I keep thinking that... 1282 01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:13,251 I have to film him. 1283 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:15,295 Maybe I could make a documentary about him, 1284 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:17,005 without him knowing. 1285 01:10:21,593 --> 01:10:24,346 He messes everything up. He doesn't understand anything. 1286 01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:28,850 Tomorrow I'll talk to him face to face. I'll say: "Listen to me, Stéphane. 1287 01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:30,852 "This here... 1288 01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:32,479 "is my vision of cinema. 1289 01:10:32,604 --> 01:10:36,066 "We are making my film, not your film. Do you hear?" 1290 01:10:37,317 --> 01:10:39,903 Worst-case scenario, I show up with two films: 1291 01:10:40,028 --> 01:10:42,948 a documentary about a loser and a great war film. 1292 01:10:56,086 --> 01:10:57,212 Stéphane? 1293 01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:03,802 - Stéphane, where is the camera? - Yeah, wait a minute. 1294 01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:05,762 Shit. 1295 01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:10,558 OK, Stéphane, so this is an important scene. 1296 01:11:10,684 --> 01:11:13,311 I mean they are all important, but this one in particular. 1297 01:11:13,436 --> 01:11:17,232 This is when the American soldier wants to scare the shit out of the Nazis, 1298 01:11:17,357 --> 01:11:18,650 so he really goes for it. 1299 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,278 - Explosions and all that? I get it. - Explosions big time. 1300 01:11:21,403 --> 01:11:23,863 I'll add them on the computer, as we said. 1301 01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:27,242 But through the intensity and the acting, we have to feel that... 1302 01:11:27,367 --> 01:11:29,744 the situation is critical, OK? 1303 01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:31,997 And this is for the documentary or the film? 1304 01:11:32,122 --> 01:11:33,331 I'm confused. 1305 01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:35,292 Sorry? 1306 01:11:37,252 --> 01:11:38,336 Let's go. 1307 01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:41,339 OK, let's go! 1308 01:11:43,216 --> 01:11:44,926 I'll start the music... 1309 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:51,349 Are you set? 1310 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:55,687 The generator is great. It's not too noisy. 1311 01:11:57,272 --> 01:11:59,232 Get into position, Stéphane! Let's go! 1312 01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:02,193 Test. 1313 01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:04,404 Test explosion. 1314 01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:07,574 Awesome. 1315 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:09,159 OK. 1316 01:12:10,577 --> 01:12:12,829 Let's go. Silence! 1317 01:12:14,164 --> 01:12:15,165 Camera. 1318 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:24,799 Action, Stéphane! 1319 01:12:30,472 --> 01:12:31,473 Stéphane? 1320 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:34,851 What is this? 1321 01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:41,274 Stéphane, what is it? 1322 01:13:01,086 --> 01:13:02,295 Oh, shit! 1323 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:04,547 He's shooting at me! He's shooting at me! 1324 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:15,975 Stéphane! 1325 01:13:18,186 --> 01:13:19,813 Stéphane! 1326 01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:23,900 Stéphane, stop! 1327 01:13:30,407 --> 01:13:32,534 Stéphane! I'm sorry! 1328 01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:52,429 Follow me! 1329 01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:58,017 Come on, Tim! 1330 01:14:00,145 --> 01:14:01,229 Come here! 1331 01:14:04,315 --> 01:14:07,360 - I'm sorry, Stéphane. I apologise. - Put this on! 1332 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:08,403 Please... 1333 01:14:08,528 --> 01:14:10,530 - Put this on. - I apologise. 1334 01:14:11,448 --> 01:14:12,490 Please... 1335 01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:16,369 I want this all to stop. 1336 01:14:16,995 --> 01:14:18,204 I want this all to stop! 1337 01:14:19,747 --> 01:14:21,624 Put the costume on, Timothée. 1338 01:14:22,834 --> 01:14:24,794 - OK... - Come on. 1339 01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:31,968 Timothée... 1340 01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:34,471 Put this costume on. 1341 01:14:40,435 --> 01:14:42,479 Even for the documentary it's perfect. 1342 01:14:42,604 --> 01:14:44,189 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. 1343 01:14:44,314 --> 01:14:46,816 I'm sorry about the documentary. 1344 01:14:46,941 --> 01:14:48,067 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. 1345 01:14:48,193 --> 01:14:49,569 I'm sorry. 1346 01:14:51,446 --> 01:14:52,572 This is it. 1347 01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:55,116 Help... Help... 1348 01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:56,951 No, don't bother. 1349 01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:58,578 - Help... - Tim, don't bother. 1350 01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:02,081 OK... 1351 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,837 We finally have our villain. 1352 01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:09,380 Eh? OK. 1353 01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:18,097 Don't worry. You'll play that Nazi just fine. 1354 01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:23,978 You are in the frame! 1355 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:27,857 What was that scene again? 1356 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:30,985 When the American kills the Nazi, right? 1357 01:15:31,986 --> 01:15:33,154 He enters 1358 01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,157 and the American shoots him, right? 1359 01:15:37,784 --> 01:15:38,868 That's right. 1360 01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:41,746 Let's go! 1361 01:15:43,373 --> 01:15:45,250 You want to make this film or what? 1362 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,713 We can finish it tonight, Tim. 1363 01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:52,715 As you want. 1364 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:56,261 Go to your position. 1365 01:16:02,517 --> 01:16:04,519 Let's go, step out. 1366 01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:21,286 Close the door, Tim. 1367 01:16:39,470 --> 01:16:40,471 Action. 1368 01:16:47,145 --> 01:16:48,313 Action, Tim! 1369 01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:53,818 I can hear you. 1370 01:16:57,905 --> 01:16:58,990 Action, Tim! 1371 01:19:52,914 --> 01:19:57,585 Happy birthday! 1372 01:19:58,795 --> 01:20:00,797 - It's not dangerous, is it? - No! 1373 01:20:00,922 --> 01:20:02,840 Three, two, one... 1374 01:20:05,510 --> 01:20:06,844 Make a film. 1375 01:20:13,768 --> 01:20:15,019 What is it? 1376 01:20:19,774 --> 01:20:21,150 Who is this from? 1377 01:20:22,777 --> 01:20:23,861 It's cute. 1378 01:21:35,141 --> 01:21:37,643 This is where our show ends. Thank you... 1379 01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:39,186 Sorry Antoine, if I may... 1380 01:21:39,312 --> 01:21:40,730 I just want to give a shout-out, 1381 01:21:40,855 --> 01:21:42,565 while I'm here, 1382 01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:45,109 to a friend of mine who I haven't heard from in a while. 1383 01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:46,944 His name is Stéphane. 1384 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:50,031 Stéphane Gerlin, if you're listening to this, 1385 01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:53,659 you were very important to me during a tough period of my life, 1386 01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:55,870 and I'd be so glad... 1387 01:21:55,995 --> 01:21:59,040 Wait, Stéphane Gerlin, the one and only Stéphane Gerlin? 1388 01:21:59,165 --> 01:22:01,500 Oh, that's right. You know him. Of course you do. 1389 01:22:01,626 --> 01:22:03,252 We all know him. 1390 01:22:03,377 --> 01:22:07,214 He's helped us all out at one point or another. 1391 01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:08,841 Don't you worry. 1392 01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,177 I'm sure that Stéphane will come back at some point. 1393 01:22:11,302 --> 01:22:13,429 Stéphane is never very far away! 96062