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Welcome to the Jhankaar Beats competition!

The first group for the evening.

What's gone is gone

We will deal with whatever comes our way

What's happened, has happened

What is meant to happen, will happen

Neither in any faraway land, Nor in any days to come

All the happiness in the world

Lies here, now, in this moment

What's gone is gone

We will deal with whatever comes our way

Tomorrow is like the wind

One that neither be stopped, Nor controlled

No one has seen it

Wonder what it will bring with it

Today we're here, you're here

Even if there's no tomorrow

All the happiness in the world

Lies here, now, in this moment

What's gone is gone We will deal...

Are we skipping work today?

No idea!

Two years, right?

If we lose this year, it'll be a hat trick.

Did you fight with Nicky again?

Don't ask me anything.

My mother-in-law is going to call me today.

Do you remember, Deep. Five years ago, I told you something...

I know, buddy. All types of dance styles.

Where did I keep them?

Wow! What a life! Some people enjoy it, while others don't.

-Muskan! -Where are you?

She's here!

Muskan!

-Wake up. Papa's running late. -Wifey!

Where are my socks?

They are in the laundry!

They are in the laundry!

-Why are they in the laundry? -Why not?

Don't we have a laundry detergent in the house?

No. We have a useless husband in the house.

-What's this? -What is it, sir?

What is this?

I didn't do it, sir.

What's going on! Don't they have to go to work?

Leave them alone. What's your problem?

They're in love. Leave them alone.

Love! It seems like war to me.

They should take a break, right?

You mean, a teeny-weeny break?

Yes, a teeny-weeny break.

The champion has taken a break.

He must be tired.

But sir, the pigeon flew away!

-Open the gate. -I'll do it right away.

Did anyone call for the keyboard?

Even though life offers us little time

We have a large heart

We're not worried about tomorrow

This is not a car. It's an atom bomb!

-You ate too fast! -You gave me less food!

Who gave you these sweet doughballs! Give me one, please.

-You're on diet, right? -Really!

I don't want to die of hunger.

-So? -So, after my death...

Wifey will go to jail.

Wifey will go to jail and bear the brunt.

-Give me one, please. -Hands off.

That's it! No more dieting!

This is my order!

-You are lucky... -What?

to have a wife like me.

Now, you look presentable because of your diet.

Otherwise, you always looked ordinary.

Sure. You are talking as if you are a heroine in a film.

Why are you eating so much?

Just one bite, please.

No!

-Okay, half of it? -No!

Give me a small piece.

Okay, give me a grain.

-Love you, wifey. -Really!

Darling, Mom's coming home today. Please pick her up.

Hey, stop.

That stupid car annoys me.

It ruins my cup of tea.

Your stupid friend and his stupid car!

He's your friend, right?

No, aunty. He isn't my friend.

You are mistaken. In fact, I was going to complain about him.

Please find out who he is.

Hi, dear!

Your friend with the car is here.

I want you to throw that car in the dustbin.

Bye, love.

Why do you look so serious today?

Mr. Serious, this is a challenge for you. It's worth 50 rupees.

What was the name of Gabbar Singh's dad in Sholay?

Hari Singh!

Now, here's a question for 50,00,000 rupees.

Who is the other "Hari" in Sholay?

-Hari Ram, the barber. -Wow, sir!

You're a genius!

For how long will she be staying?

Two months!

And, about your uncle.

Now, there'll be war along with peace at home.

Rishi.

Please, buddy.

Look, you're my friend.

Man, do you remember the friendship vows?

This happens in the movies.

She's your mother-in-law. Please take care of her.

-I have a lot of problems. I won't come. -Rishi, think about it.

I have to go to the train station

and come back alone with her.

I throw myself at your feet.

Come with me.

-Get off! -Please.

You'll come with me, right?

Buy me a burger, buddy.

To hell with it.

Don't talk like a moron.

I know everything.

That's why, she started dancing.

She danced for Veeru.

As long as I live, my love

I shall dance

It's all nonsense. There's nothing called love.

"Before marriage, I am willing to die."

-"After marriage, I am willing to kill." -Utter crap!

You are saying this because you're getting divorced.

-I'm not getting divorced. -No, you are pure from within.

She wants her independence and you want a separation.

Sir, I heard that you're getting a divorce?

No.

Listen, Shanti was also asking me about it.

-Deep, what is this? -What is it, darling?

Nicky had called me yesterday.

She said that she has to attend a divorce meeting.

And I think, they have no idea about it.

Why don't you put some sense into Rishi?

Divorce is not a game.

He's an asshole!

Peace!

Actually, it's not your fault.

You're simply jealous of him.

That pigeon!

That pigeon!

Look at your hair. You look like a bloody peacock.

Maybe Nicky just prefers a pigeon more than a peacock.

You won't get it. It's out of your league.

That's why, Nicky stays out of your way.

Does your wife know that you ate a burger?

Sir, I heard you're getting divorced! How did this happen?

Who is this nose digger?

Forget it.

Have you thought about that condom campaign?

The client's coming in today, right?

Don't worry. We'll get it done.

Bloody dog!

Sir, I heard that you're getting a divorce!

No, it's a lie.

Relax, you're getting famous.

Come on.

Deep.

I haven't told anyone about your divorce.

I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm sure it's about that condom campaign.

We should've done some work.

Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

Please don't say anything.

Don't say a word.

There!

We'll get it at the start of next week.

Are you mad? You'll land us in trouble.

Mr. Roy.

We must launch our product, come what may.

He'll get only Moondoo.

Moondoo. He'll get Moondoo.

My heart has chosen you

Now, you have to choose my heart

I always dream

Now, it's time for you to dream

My heart says something to you

Pay heed, please

My heart says something to you

Pay heed, please

Rishi!

We thought a lot about it...

and understood it.

Then, we thought about what we understood.

And then, we made this one liner after understanding what we thought.

"Yes."

"I really like it."

"Yes, I really like it."

"Yes, I really like it."

Mr. Roy didn't like it.

And I really didn't like it one single bit.

This is the limit!

-Did you like it? -I loved it.

What the hell is a Moondoo?

You are a disaster.

How's Muskan?

Don't ask me about it. She's becoming a brat like her father.

Have you guys decided yet?

No, we're at a standstill.

I know you as well as I know Rishi.

Both of you are stubborn.

Besides, things aren't so bad that you can't arrive at a compromise.

Every marriage has its ups and downs.

-A divorce is not a joke. -Shanti. Aunt is coming today, right?

Don't change the topic.

We're meeting at the lawyer's office for the first time tomorrow.

No!

Come home. Let's talk about it.

I'll call that idiot, as well.

Why don't you drill some sense into your brother-in-law?

Because, he is also like you.

Well, the practice is on.

Well... what do I say?

She'll be here in the evening.

Okay, I better go.

Sister-in-law was there!

How are you?

-Granny! -I'm okay!

Muskan, my child. How are you?

You've grown so big!

-Damn! My sari is ruined! -Muskan!

It's okay, Mom.

-I'll take care of it. -Okay.

Sister-in-law! Tea for me, please.

I'll deal with you later.

Be careful. You'll spoil my suitcase.

-Rishi, give me my bag. -Granny!

I have holy water in there.

Where's the holy water!

Shall I do it again?

No, that's all for today.

My name is Muskan, not Moose.

Muskan!

Moose Khan!

You are Shahrukh Khan's sister.

Papa, Uncle Rishi is bugging me.

-Mom has made biryani. -Biryani!

Biryani is for Granny.

There's apple and carrot juice for you!

Don't get into the habit of dieting. You will suffer.

What diet?

Son-in-law, you must have a full-time maid now.

My daughter is pregnant and she needs to get some rest.

Yes.

No, Mom. Nowadays, everything is expensive.

My brother has four maids.

He has two homes and one farmhouse.

Two cars, one of them is an Ambassador.

He has two televisions.

This is because my brother knows how to manage his money.

Enough of this music and R. D. Bachchan.

-This is too much! -Burman!

-What? -Burman. R. D. Burman, not Bachchan.

It was R. D. Bachchan all along.

Who's R. D. Burman?

He's the world's best music composer.

Beloved, come

Rishi, Burman, Bachchan and Herman!

They are all the same.

You play for Jhankaar Beats every year.

You work so hard to lose.

Son-in-law, you must also try to become wealthy like my brother.

-Granny, does your brother take bribes? -What!

-Who told you about it? -Papa.

Really, sister-in-law.

If you like homemade food, why did you fight with Nicky?

Come on, sister-in-law.

I'm not involved in this divorce.

It takes two to tango!

You are as much to blame as Nicky.

Both of you are acting like kids!

Have you ever thought about your life after divorce?

Look at the time, sister-in-law.

Why are you taking me along?

What will I do at your divorce meeting?

I came to the train station with you. Now, you'll come with me.

Two months to go, buddy.

Rishi...

Rishi, I think we will win Jhankaar this year.

-I'll show that old hag too. -Don't worry.

Quiet!

Did you hear that? It'll be a big contest this year.

It's different now, my son!

Will the whole world know about it?

World! Dude, the whole neighborhood will know about it.

Look who's here.

What's happening?

Sister-in-law, this year Jhankaar belongs to us.

Just like last year.

And if I remember, the year before that, as well.

Listen to me.

This year, I'll rock the audience.

We should take your mom along.

She will rock the entire building and not just the audience.

Sister-in-law!

Can you do me a favour?

Shall I leave?

Of course, wifey!

Put Muskan to bed. I want to chat with Mom.

-Mom! -My child! How are you?

I'm fine!

-Where's Muskan? -She's with Deep.

My man, you're trapped.

Don't be silly. I'll put her to bed.

No. Hold on. Deep will manage it.

-Please talk to me. -Okay, my child.

Deep, come up right now.

I want to talk to you about your friend.

Damn!

Hi Deep!

You must be using a lot of them.

You must know when to walk and when to stop.

Sure. I'll come home.

I'll come but...

Now, let me go.

I want all my tapes back.

Rishi, are you worried about your tapes or the divorce?

Please be serious for a change. Damn!

Forget the tapes. Get Nicky back.

The tapes will come with her.

I looked for each and every song.

If your tapes were so important, why didn't you take them along?

You chose to walk out like a hero.

How did you forget your tapes? Tell me.

So, why didn't you take your tapes? What happened?

I was in a rush.

In spite of being far, You are close to me

Close to me, yet, Why aren't you near?

In spite of being far, You are close to me

Close to me, yet, Why aren't you near?

Lonely times

Fragrance in the breeze

The world says

Pay heed, please

My heart has chosen you

Now, it's time for you to choose my heart

I always dream

Now, it's time for you to dream

My heart says something to you

Pay heed, please

My heart says something to you

Pay heed, please

Where did you find this fellow?

Hold on.

Don't worry.

She hasn't changed at all.

Time changes everyone.

-Who's performing tonight? -Deep and Rishi.

-I came to meet you. -Please don't touch the guitar.

Nobody!

Nobody!

Send us your work on an audio cassette.

Deep.

We need to work.

-Do you play well? -Yes!

Just a minute.

Rishi, we don't have a guitarist.

Get in touch with us next week.

Please, buddy.

Oh, I forgot to tell you. My name's Neel.

Look, it doesn't matter if you're Neel or a wheel...

He seems to be in a bad mood today.

Whenever, there's no moon

And it's a dark night

I will not fear

If you are with me

When the clouds gather

When there's a heavy downpour

I'll be happy At the fall of every rain drop

If you are with me

That someone in this world

Belongs to me

Every moment would be filled

With light, if you are with me

-Whenever -Whenever

-I shed tears -I shed tears

-Or, if there are... -Or, if there are...

-Bad tidings on my way -Bad tidings on my way

I'll smile, even then

If you are with me

-Whenever there is -Whenever there is

-A situation that smiles at you -A situation that smiles at you

There will be tidings of happiness

Our life will be heavenly

If you are with me

-What's wrong with him? -No idea.

But he plays well.

Yes, tell me.

Did you find one?

No. It's over my budget. Don't you have another one?

Alright.

Deep, when is this kiddo of the Kapoor clan coming?

Mr. Indraneel!

Yes, where is that kid?

I wonder who invented condoms.

But it's a great idea...

to make people wear a cap and mint money!

Cap! Did you get it?

What happened to your sense of humor?

Get out of this divorce scenario.

This is getting to me. I'm fed up.

This job is quite boring. Let's do something.

Let's start a business.

Oh no... not again.

Buddy...

What are you talking about?

How many does a normal pack have?

It has three, normally.

In flavors of chocolate, vanilla, ribbed etc.

-How's that? -It will have holes.

What! Your jokes are funny and my jokes are rubbish!

Of course.

Let's finish that nose digger's job.

Rishi, I'm talking to you.

My buddy, Deep.

Come on. I'm just wondering...

You don't need hands to chew food.

Watch me. Look at this. Hands up.

Look.

My buddy, Deep.

I'll give you fifty rupees, if you pick up three at a time.

Sir, he did not eat his breakfast today.

Indraneel.

We were expecting to meet you yesterday.

Deep, go grab some breakfast.

Damn you!

-That's your father? -Yes!

That's what I've been trying to tell you all along.

We're getting late for the business meeting.

Neel, come to the club in the evening.

So, now you know who your father is.

Rishi!

Look at his enthusiasm!

Man, don't you envy him?

Well... I live with my wife.

-Does Aunt know about the divorce? -No. Are you mad?

Hi, wifey!

Hi, sister-in-law!

Come up.

Rishi, wait. Have some tea.

No. Thanks, sister-in-law.

Deep.

Rishi!

-What happened? -There's a maintenance problem.

Anyway, let's go home. Let's grab some coffee and spend time with the Boss.

Who? My dad?

Not your dad, you idiot. Our dad!

You don't know who's the Boss?

Kids these days! Come.

Do you know who was the Boss?

Do you know who is the Boss?

Do you know who was the Boss?

Do you know?

Do you know who is the Boss?

27 June, 1939."

The Burmans had a baby son

Dabloo.

He grew up, studied in Calcutta

And after his studies, he started the real studies

Under S.D. Burman's tutelage

He was born in 1939 And...

He's alive

In our hearts

Do you know who was the Boss?

Do you know who is the Boss?

The tabla, mouth-organ and guitar

He used to play several instruments too

Once he had to show the world

Or perhaps, create a unique sound

He played the rhythm On his musician's back

So many have come And so many have gone

So many will come And so many will go

Who knows what's going To happen tomorrow?

But the Boss is going To remain the Boss

That's right!

Do you know who was the Boss?

Do you know who is the Boss?

Neel, why did you come back to India?

Yes. If someone goes to the U.S. he never comes back.

Dad forced me to come back.

If I get a chance, I'll run to the U. S. right now.

But I'm going to stay here.

You should come along.

Who'll prepare my breakfast?

-Is that why you want me? -What else?

Excuse me, lovely lady and her husband.

Can we pause "Love Story 2002?"

Neel is trying to say something.

Shut up.

Quiet!

Neel, go on.

I need someone to send my socks to the laundry.

Beware, dude!

Who's the heroine of this story?

Her name is Preeti!

-Preeti! -But there's a problem.

-A twist in the story. -But, what's the problem?

If you know her and you love her. Why is it a problem?

That's the problem. I know her and I love her.

But love is a far-off thing, she doesn't even know me.

You mean, you haven't even spoken to her?

No! When I see her, I get speechless with fear.

Naive kid!

Shut up!

What's the worst that could happen? She'll say "no."

No way!

-You'll destroy his life. -Don't listen to him.

You will be given less food.

Great idea, sister-in-law!

-You mean, a plan to woo Preeti? -Yes!

And his dad will make a plan to thrash us.

Oh yes, Dad's trying to get me married.

Before he finds someone... please help me, buddy.

There is a villain in the story.

Please take an auto.

If you start the car, you'll wake everybody up.

I've got some change.

Did you see that?

There's still time. Get Nicky back.

He's looking for a laundry lady, not me.

What happened to you?

Come on. Drag it. What is this?

How did this happen?

Tell me. How did this happen?

Nicky, please tell them what happened.

That stupid car is here!

He will be coming any time now.

-Do you have any gifts for me? -No, I have eggs.

Sunday or Monday. Eat eggs every day.

I don't know. It's your birthday.

What will you get for me?

What's your order?

No. Let that monster go away.

I'll wait for some time. And then, I'll enjoy my tea!

Relax!

And, a refrigerator for Mom.

You've trained her so well!

It's your birthday, not your mom's birthday.

Take this and be happy.

Darling, go give this to Mom.

Wait.

What is it?

Mr. Kamasutra!

Even I get tired when I listen to your voice.

If you light them outside your house...

I'll surely come and pick them up myself.

Thank god! The monster's gone away.

Beloved, in the path of love

In the arms and in the eyes

Beloved, in the path of love

In the arms and in the eyes

Rishi. Look! That's our competitor!

He's with that stupid person!

I think we've lost the condom campaign.

It must be something else.

I'll take care of it.

I get really scared when you speak like that.

Damn!

Dad is going to talk me about my marriage.

Why are you getting scared? Remember, the one who's scared, is dead!

-When is Holi? -Rishi, stop joking.

This is serious.

Yes, buddy.

Dad is serious.

Shut up. I'm not talking about your dad.

We must pay more attention to this campaign.

-What will he do? He'll sack us. -Sure.

Who will feed my wife and children? You or Mr. Romeo?

I don't need any of your ideas.

We need a one liner, right? Let's ask the public.

We'll ask the public what they think of condoms.

Can Damme? The Hollywood hero? I've watched his films.

The people have no opinion about condoms.

If they did, our country would not be in this state.

What about Preeti?

Let's start the survey from tomorrow

and let's practice for Jhankaar, as well.

What about Preeti?

What about Preeti, buddy. Did you forget about her?

He's in love.

It's a joke.

Okay, let's plan something.

-But before that, let's pray. -Why?

So that Preeti has bad taste in men.

Why? Do you want to try your luck?

You took almost 10 seconds to answer. That's not allowed.

It's your chance to dance, boy.

Fast. Quick.

Oh god! What have I got myself into?

Don't worry. Your luck's going to change from tomorrow.

This is your chance to dance.

Friends, there are only two things in life.

Food and music.

Sir, you're a philosopher.

Seriously, guys. It's different now.

This year. No stopping, no bowing.

It's only about winning!

No stopping, no bowing

Nice tune.

No stopping, no bowing

We must march on

If we win or lose

What's with this losing bit?

Listen to the whole thing.

If we win or lose

Let's make them a big fan

Very good, Romeo!

No stopping, no bowing

We must march on

If we win or lose

Let's make them a big fan

No stopping, no bowing

We must march on

If we win or lose

Let's make them a big fan

I can't bring myself to do this. I've a funny feeling in my tummy.

Do you want to go to the bathroom?

Listen. Go tell her that your name is Neel.

And, that you want to take her out for dinner.

-Listen, don't talk about sex. -Rishi!

Stop joking. Don't listen to him.

Tell her that you love her.

Rishi, please go away.

What should I tell her? I love you or can I take you out for dinner?

-Look! -Where?

Look at that baldy.

Be calm and speak to her. She's just a girl.

Should I go now?

Listen to me, Neel. Don't say anything about sex.

Bloody idiot!

Baldy? Not this, baldy.

No baldy.

What size is this?

I want to have sex with that baldy!

I always use condoms.

Just a minute. What!

You're pregnant! How's that possible?

He will bite the dust, The one who clashes with us

Should you sing like that, Who will clash with you?

He'll run scared

If we win or lose

Let's make them a big fan

No stopping, no bowing

We must march on

If we win or lose

Let's make them a big fan

Wow! It's a six!

He will bite the dust, The one who clashes with us

While competing with us, Nobody can win

He will bite the dust

If we win or lose

The Boss is with us

Why should we fear?

No stopping, no bowing

We must march on

Let's make them a big fan

No stopping, no bowing

We must march on

If we win or lose

Let's make them a big fan

Mom's looking at prospective daughters-in-law.

Oh God!

What happened to him?

Moondoo.

Deep, there's a call for you.

I'm coming.

-Wifey! -I'm here.

My lovely wifey!

Where's your mom and my daughter?

Mom and Muskan are out.

What are you up to?

-You won't get it. -Forget it.

Listen to me.

I've been looking for it for ages!

You better take my autograph now. I'll be busy later.

What are the damages?

It's in our budget.

Tell me. How much does it cost?

Darling, don't worry. I've been saving for two years now.

I would have bought it even for 1,25,000 rupees.

These guys will be bringing the food.

Let's make some coffee.

Darling, don't get me wrong, but...

There'll be so many expenses.

Darling, don't say that.

Besides, we have Muskan's stuff. So, what are the expenses?

What stuff? We gave them away, remember?

And...

We can buy the keyboard later.

You never know when we may need the money.

There's always something to do.

Two years.

And I'm not even buying a new one. It's a secondhand one.

What happened?

Deep, you idiot!

Sister-in-law, please sit. We'll make it.

Shut up.

I did that already.

Your story is over.

Rishi, what are you doing? Help me!

My Shanti

My desire

My love is not false

Sister-in-law, Deep's made a mistake

Let go, sister-in-law

Love you, wifey.

Look into my eyes

There are images of you

This heart belongs to me

But it only beats for you

Wifey, my peace is with you

You are my everything

Really!

Neel, any luck with Preeti?

I'm going to commit suicide.

What's with this suicide?

You should commit suicide! You can't even talk to a girl.

-It's not easy. -Please make him understand.

Preeti is not going to fall for him. Tell him to find somebody else.

Good idea!

This girl or that, what does it matter?

Sister-in-law...

They are useless.

How will one blind lead another?

Blind?

-Go talk to her. -No, I can't do that.

Please help him.

No. Why should we help him?

-Yes! -Rishi!

No, sister-in-law.

Yes, sure!

I'm ready. Let's go right now.

Tomorrow is Sunday. She will go to church.

Both of you should go there, as well.

-What time? -Seven.

In the morning?

Why are you ruining my Sunday?

God is real!

You've ruined many of my Sunday plans!

My son, what goes around comes around.

Now, shut up and watch the magic.

Remember.

Look, you're too old for this shit.

You have a wife and a kid.

And you, don't have a child.

And now, you don't even have a wife.

Here she comes.

-Have we met before? -No.

I mean...

One laundry...

Do you work in the laundry shop?

Can you tell me if there's a laundry here?

Take the first turn on the left. Then, take the turn on the right.

Come on.

Yes, once you take the right from the signal.

-That's where the laundry is. -Wow!

You know so much about laundries. Do you live here?

Have we met before?

Will you... can I...

-May I take you to the laundry shop? -What!

Can I take you out to dinner?

Wherever you want to go.

I don't know you. How can I go out with you?

We'll get to know each other on an ice cream date.

And, after that, we can have dinner, as well.

How do you know about my house?

What are your intentions?

It's Rishi's fault. I'm not a thief.

I have no bad intentions.

Actually, I have a good intention.

It's something nice.

I'm a decent guy and I can take you out to dinner.

Right now, go home and have a cold shower.

But, tell me the directions to the laundry shop.

Were you wooing the girl or washing clothes?

Can I take you to the laundry shop?

Can I take you...

Sister-in-law, you're laughing, as well!

My love story is sinking like the Titanic!

Love does not happen at seven in the morning.

Neel, does she go to church every Sunday?

When all else fails...

You dwell in the heavens

This earth belongs to You

You are, hence everything is And, we lack nothing

You dwell in the heavens

This earth belongs to You

You are, hence everything is And, we lack nothing

You are my heart

You mean life

You are joy

You are my support

Loving you, is life itself

You are love

You are romance

You are romance

You are my heart

You mean life

You are joy

You are my support

Loving you, is life itself

You are love

You are romance

You are romance

You are romance

You are romance

In love, you are the one I seek

With love, I worship You

With love, I worship You

Your face is the light

You are love

You are romance

You are romance

You dwell in the heavens

This earth belongs to You

You are, hence everything is And, we lack nothing

You are my heart

You mean life

You are joy

You are my support

Loving you, is life itself

You are love

You are romance

You are romance

In every journey, In everything I see

In every dawn, You are the one I behold

In every journey, In everything I see

In every dawn, You are the one I behold

You are what love is

You are love

You are romance

You are romance

You dwell in the heavens

This earth belongs to You

You are, hence everything is And, we lack nothing

You are my heart

You mean life

You are joy

You are my support

Loving you is life itself

You are love

You are romance

You are romance

You are romance

You are romance

You are romance

You are romance

You are romance

You are romance

Neel, I am your father!

Have a seat.

Now, we have an ultimatum.

We must figure out a solution.

Let's concentrate and put three heads together.

Maybe, we'll figure out a solution.

Can it be done with two heads?

Three people and two heads.

That's unfair!

Neel, we know you don't have brains.

Guys, can I please go finish some work.

-What work! -No.

Our job's in danger and you want to do some other work!

I'll quickly go and rush back.

How long will you take?

I'll be back soon.

-What time? -By 6 p.m.

What! It's 11 a.m. now.

But, even if I stay, I'm of no use.

Why don't you tell this to your dad?

Buddy...

Okay, go.

Neel! Neel! Neel!

-Neel! -Let him go.

Let him go!

Why are you here? Don't you have any work at the office?

No. Nothing at all.

So much work and you, the real softy!

He told a sob story and you got emotional.

Lots of work?

-Yes! -Then shut up and work.

Today, my mind was somewhere else.

What!

You were on my mind all day.

These days, if I don't see you, something happens to me!

Now, he'll be rushing to meet her every day.

And then, he'll be running away from her.

No. Fortunately, not everyone is like you.

Jhankaar Beats! What's that?

What's that!

Jhankaar Beats!

I'm bored!

Work!

I have something for you.

What's this?

This is a song that I wrote for a stupid girl.

Who? The song or the girl?

The song, of course. Can you write songs?

This was a big hit when we sang it at the club.

When did you sing it?

Hey folks!

Listen to me.

Will you sing the next song with us?

This is a song written by Neel.

What's the title?

What's this intoxication Of your love?

Will you sing in tune now?

What's this intoxication Of your love?

No. Right now!

-Right here? -Yes!

Are you out of your mind? I'll get thrashed.

This is an emotional blackmail.

Your smile

Then, laughing, coming over to me

Telling me your name

And disappearing in a moment

I still recollect the feeling Of that first tryst

What's this intoxication Of your love?

When our hearts came together

Like flowers blossoming

I said something

And your lips were sealed

I still recollect how I waited With bated breath

What's this intoxication Of your love?

It's a dark night, But if it's seen against your eyes

It's no darker than sunset

If it's a beautiful day

It's because I mention your name

And that lends a fragrance to the air

What's going to happen in future

If this is the effect Of just one meeting with you

What's this intoxication Of your love?

Your smile

Then, laughing, coming over to me

Telling me your name

And disappearing in a moment

What's this intoxication Of your love?

What's this intoxication Of your love?

Your love

You're great! Romeo's lineage!

The plan is to practice begging, because we will be fired soon.

This is someone else's office.

Amazing! That baldy has fallen into my trap once again.

I had wiped him off in the U.S. I'll do that in India, as well.

You know, if that fatso uses this campaign, he'll be destroyed.

Let him launch his product. Let him get totally wiped out.

How well you've trapped him in your web!

But madam, are you sure he will use your campaign?

Are you sure that he won't go to anyone else?

How can I forget this? You can do anything!

You can do anything!

If we win

Or lose

Now, we'll get the campaign

No stopping, no bowing

-We must march on -Wait!

Come on.

Deep, what can you do?

I can do a bit of classical dance.

Neel?

I can do the disco dance.

But madam, "You can do anything."

-Sir, we have agents... -In every corner.

-What did he say? -I have a friend in the U.S.

He's looking for people like you.

If you wish, I can talk to him.

What did you say?

Then, what did he say?

Think about it.

Think about it! What kind of a father do you have?

He gets you to office. And now, he's troubling Rishi.

It's your chance to dance. Let's go.

Dancing on a chance is a form of art.

No problem. Everything will be alright.

-Yes. -Okay, listen.

Why did these lights go off? Let me check.

-Do you want me to do something? -No.

Sister-in-law, I've been thinking...

You've been going on with this drama for quite a while.

How do you know what I'm thinking?

If I can tell what you're thinking...

you will have to do exactly what you're thinking.

Go and pacify Nicky.

You lost, right? Go. Right away.

I don't have to go now. I will go in a few days.

Are you going or not?

We're going to have Jhankaar soon.

Forget about Jhankaar. How can you go away?

-He said that I need to leave right away. -I don't know anything.

Why are you going to the U.S.?

But, you're the one who told Neel that you'd go there at the first opportunity.

I was kidding. Please. Don't go away.

What will you eat there?

You and your food! Don't people eat there?

That's not the problem. What will you do in the U.S.?

Look, Rishi. If you go away, who'll treat me to burgers on the sly?

Please don't go, buddy.

Please don't do this. I've made the right decision.

I must go.

Besides, it's you who used to say...

that if there's a chance, you should dance.

-Come with me. -Let's catch up with Nicky.

It's getting out of hand.

Besides, this is the right decision for my career.

You're lying. You're running away from Nicky.

You're running away from family.

You cannot go away.

You're not going anywhere.

You can think whatever you want. But I'm going to the U.S.

-Rishi! -Rishi!

Why are you ruining my Sunday?

-We're going to be thrashed. -Don't worry.

It's okay.

Deep!

On the sea shore

Every dawn and dusk

Little bit of light

And a little bit of darkness

Why the distance?

What makes us helpless?

If the heart asks

Wow! You should be in Bollywood.

Your drama has ruined my Sunday. Shall we go?

-Shall we go? -No, not mine.

Click a picture of these love birds.

Where's Nicky?

-I'm not coming. -He wants to go.

What can we do?

-Listen, sister-in-law... -Don't call me, "sister-in-law!"

Where are you going, Uncle Rishi?

Hey! Taxi!

Head to the airport.

I'll sit in the front seat.

Where are you going?

I'm going to drop you off at the airport.

Rishi, you're not only my friend, but also, my brother.

Take your seat.

Look, Deep. All these emotions and relationships...

Besides, who knows?

Later, you might meet another Rishi!

You were right.

Time changes everyone.

Head to the airport.

Some music, sir!

It's a lovely song, sir. It's Jhankaar Beats.

This friendship, We'll never break it

-Had to play this song? -Shall I turn it off, sir?

-No. -I will sacrifice the life

But I will never leave your company

-Come on, open your mouth. -No.

A "no" to a sweet ball!

Eat it.

It's auspicious.

Shanti, please be careful.

-I'm there! -Preeti's there. Nothing will happen.

Mr. Husband, listen.

Whether you win or lose, you will always be my hero.

Get it?

I love you very much!

And Muskan, listen to Granny.

Come back soon.

-I'll go to the temple. -Temple?

Deep, where's the temple?

Do you see that? Boss used to stay there.

This is our temple.

Boss, I need your support.

I'm not in the mood to sing today.

My friend, my brother left me today.

Rishi has gone away!

I couldn't stop him.

Forgive me, if I lose today.

Are you alone?

Play well.

Well, Deep. You know what...

The taxicab driver... explained something to me...

What?

The taxi meter, right?

Even I don't understand that.

-It always shows... -Winning is important...

but winning isn't everything.

How?

Didn't you pay the taxicab fare?

Even before going on to the stage...

After you've come back...

Now, let's win Jhankaar.

Hey, Deep. Let's play Boss today.

No, we can't play Boss here.

-Rishi, this is not a jam session. -Let's sing from the heart.

-Think about it. -I thought about it.

The final group for the evening.

In you, we have everything

We lack nothing

I don't know how

much I love you

But, I can't live

without you

I don't know how much I love you

But, I can't live without you

I don't know how much I love you

But, I can't live without you

You are my heart

You are my life too

You are my joy

You are my support too

Loving you, is life itself

You are love

You are romance

You are romance

Should anyone else even look at you It sets my heart on fire

It's tough to placate the heart

The things I do, You can't even imagine

How my heart pines, I do not know

But, I can't live without you

I don't know how much I love you

Heard that people bear The grief of separation

Wonder how they can spend their lives!

For me, even a day is like A year without you

How I wait for you, I do not know

But, can't live without you

I don't know how much I love you

But, I can't live without you

Here's the moment you've been waiting for...

Rishi!

-Look, it's your son! -Yes, my son!

Yes! Look, it's my son!

Rishi, my second soldier.

Yes.

-We won! -We won?

My son!

Okay. It's your son! Everyone knows that it's your son!

Even the chair knows that it's your son.

Have you thought of a name?

Rahul?

Rishi. Look, it's my son.

Hi, wifey. How are you?

Good! How's Muskan?

-What about the food? -I didn't get the time to eat food.

Not you. Did Muskan eat her food?

We can manage without you.

Listen. We've thought of a name for our son.

So, what is your name, Rahul?

How did you know?

Isn't it obvious?

Have you heard anything about Jhankaar?

Yes!

-Really? -Yes!

Yes!

What a wife! Why are you doubting your spouse?

No, bring me the trophy and I'll believe you.

You're holding it.

This is the trophy of our victory.

I'm like that!

Really!

We won Jhankaar!

Vijay!

Why are you here?

I came to get this report.

-There's a small problem. -What happened?

Some days ago, Neha and I... you know...

Yes!

Suddenly, some rascals burst some balloons outside my door.

And that noise ruined my concentration.

But, what about your control and meditation?

I know. That's what's bothering me!

For the first time, I lost my concentration!

You know, Neha and I were so worried.

We didn't want to start a family now.

-I can understand. -I'm worried, man!

Anyway, I have something to show you.

-Candles? -Not candles. I have condoms.

Yes, Deep.

I finally understood what you told me.

How much is it?

I'll be right back.

Let's go.

Where's he off to?

Realization has dawned on him now.

Come!

Nicky!

Rishi.

Papa, what is this?

Give it to me.

Come here, darling. Go ask Granny.

Deep, what did you do?

Jhankaar