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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:21,147 [eerie music playing] 2 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:28,487 [man] So here's the deal. 3 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:31,240 Sometime in like the '40s or some shit, 4 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,367 when niggas was doing the Charleston, 5 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:34,952 and Lindy Hopping, and whatnot, 6 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,496 there's a couple called the Dempseys. 7 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:40,040 That's them, plain vanilla yogurt. 8 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,250 Nothing special, right? 9 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,878 But all of a sudden, somehow, these two basic bitches 10 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:47,298 became the talk of the town, rich beyond imagination 11 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,382 out of nowhere. 12 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:50,551 And you know that can only mean one thing 13 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,845 if we talking rich White folks, right? 14 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:53,846 Fucking sorcery. 15 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,098 Everybody in Detroit was talking about it. 16 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:59,810 The endless extravagant parties they threw with weird music 17 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:02,521 and masks, and all the STDs. 18 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:05,524 Shit! They was the freak-off pioneers. 19 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:08,235 The rumor started that it was all in celebration 20 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,279 of this demon lord that they worshiped, 21 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:13,157 some ancient, twisted mother-fucker called Clauneck. 22 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,660 One day, the Dempseys just upped and vanished too. 23 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,162 No one knows what happened. 24 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,873 The house was boarded up and abandoned for years. 25 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,834 But the rumors continue that inside 26 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:26,003 that dark power still remains. 27 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,880 So I guess we're going to find out 28 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,508 what trifling motherfuckers are dumb enough 29 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,051 to get trapped inside, 30 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:35,221 and awaken this ancient evil once again. 31 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,102 ["Haunted Heist Theme Song" by One Shadow playing] 32 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,275 [man] We're in the dawn of a new era. 33 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,638 You know, when I started this company, when I built Risha, 34 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,738 you know, I had a vision. 35 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:16,840 We have to seize the moment. 36 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,908 Seize the opportunity. 37 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,411 All I'm asking for you to do is trust me. 38 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,081 Trust me like you did in the beginning, Terry. 39 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,877 When you moved out here, Courtney, you trusted me. 40 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,672 Eddie, when you divorced your wife, you trusted me. 41 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,007 And now you got bitches. 42 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,217 Look, all I'm saying is I'm the only one 43 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:41,347 that can lead this company into financial prosperity. 44 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:46,101 That's... that's really great, Ellis. [laughs nervously] 45 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,478 Can you let me go now? 46 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,355 I think I just pissed myself. 47 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,773 Goddamn, you did piss yourself. 48 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,067 See, this is y'all leader? 49 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,194 You want me to walk away and let him take this ship, 50 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,237 and crash it into a damn iceberg? 51 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,489 Damn, Ellis, come on, man. 52 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,216 You said you had to get the rest of your shit. 53 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,825 Yeah, I got a couple of things, 54 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,036 but I just wanted to say, fuck y'all! 55 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,664 -This is still my company! -But it ain't, though. 56 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,457 Look, man, one of us still got our job. 57 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,541 Don't fuck it up for me. 58 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:10,834 I gave you this job, Reggie. 59 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,211 And I appreciate that. 60 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:13,712 Plus benefits. 61 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:15,255 I just got my teeth cleaned. 62 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,049 But you gotta get the fuck outta here. 63 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:20,302 I got... I gotta get the... You talking to me like that? 64 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,114 And you gonna pepper-spray me in front of all these people? 65 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,224 No, man, of course not, you put me on. 66 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,850 Okay, good, so, like I was saying... 67 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,286 -But I am gonna tase you. -[screaming in pain] 68 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,104 Shit! Goddamn. 69 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,230 [all cough] 70 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,902 [slow sensual music playing] 71 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:46,036 [woman] You are every Black woman's dream, Ron. 72 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:53,085 [chuckles] You're so smart, funny, you're attentive, 73 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:57,589 and you got a huge dick, and regular-sized balls. 74 00:04:57,673 --> 00:05:01,760 Oh, I cannot wait to start a family with you. 75 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,055 -Are you ready? -Oh, yeah. 76 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:08,350 There we go, yes, yes. [laughs] 77 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:10,394 Oh, yes. 78 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,397 [both laugh] 79 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,733 [shouts] Oh, it's happening! 80 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:20,279 [laughs] Yes, yes, baby, yes. 81 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,239 Tickle me. 82 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,782 -[clears throat] -Oh, shit. 83 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:26,076 Oh, shit, what the... 84 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,536 How long you been standing there? 85 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,372 Three very long minutes. 86 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:32,166 What? Y'all don't knock or nothing? 87 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,834 I did. 88 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,836 And I thought you said, "Come in!" 89 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,296 -Come in." -[knocking on door] 90 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,923 [Ron] Come in, oh, come in. 91 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:43,761 But now I know you were saying, "I'm coming. 92 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,263 I'm coming." 93 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,891 [shudders, gags] 94 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:54,646 This will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. 95 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,827 [upbeat hip-hop music playing] 96 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:16,877 SHARI WITH THE FATTIE 97 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,463 That is our folding tutorial. 98 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,173 That's how you pack. 99 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:25,636 Let's keep it nifty, and let's keep it ooh-wee-swifty! 100 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:26,720 Wait, what? 101 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:29,515 Uh-uh, uh-uh. 102 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,810 Look, I am not finna be showing no titties, Muff347. 103 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,437 Little blow-up doll, you raggedy mother... 104 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:39,983 Now, I travel all over the world, as you know. 105 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,586 Let me tell you something, I almost got pregnant 106 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,694 in Miconos, okay? 107 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,238 But... And let me tell you why. 108 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,156 Bunion butter. 109 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:50,244 Bunion butter saved my life. 110 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:54,331 Let me show you how the bunion butter works. 111 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,501 [sniffs sharply] 112 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,836 It's amazing. 113 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:00,963 The aroma. 114 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,173 The aroma, it just... 115 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,510 Have you ever like been in nature 116 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:10,097 and just been like, "What's that smell?" 117 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,975 Mm... It's very creamy. 118 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,687 [gags] If you want, just go ahead apply it to your ankles. 119 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,771 [gags] 120 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,065 [dry heaves] 121 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:23,068 [sniffs] I've been traveling so much. Um... 122 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:25,904 [strained] Bunion butter. 123 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:31,118 [sobbing] 124 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,997 Did I tell y'all about my candles? 125 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,082 [upbeat hip-hop music continues] 126 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,963 [cell door clanks, buzzes shut] 127 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,090 [hip-hop music playing] 128 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:02,482 [prisoner] Yo, T, Ratface George is looking for you, man. 129 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,196 [door slams shut] 130 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,656 [chuckles] What's up, Ratface George? 131 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,283 Nigga, it's George! 132 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:14,888 -[T] You're right. -You know that. 133 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,788 It's just George. 134 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:17,872 -Let's sit. -You're right. 135 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 What's up? 136 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,890 You know I know about your little situation. 137 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,133 That's why I showed you mercy. 138 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,803 But you know what? 139 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,597 About to be a free man. 140 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:39,478 Well, maybe now you can repay me for the generosity. 141 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,689 You remember what we've been talking about? 142 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,691 -Yeah. -Here is the address. 143 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:48,487 Swipe this. 144 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,530 That is worth millions. 145 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,034 When you pay me back, 146 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,994 you keep the rest for yourself. 147 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:57,663 That's my little gift to you. 148 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,123 So if you pull this off, 149 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,126 you'll be good for the rest of your fucking life. 150 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,214 Hey, man, between me and you, 151 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,634 not to get in all of your business or nothing, no disrespect, 152 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,637 but, uh, man, what the fuck happened to your face? 153 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:22,396 You know, growing up in the hood can be tough. 154 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,731 [emotional piano music playing] 155 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:27,526 Just one slip-up, that'll change your whole life forever. 156 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:34,283 When I was five, that happened to me. 157 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,786 You know how Spider-Man got bitten by a radioactive spider? 158 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,748 I, too, was bitten... 159 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,211 -by a fucking rat! -[door buzzes shut] 160 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:50,465 Bit me right on the lips while I was asleep. 161 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:55,053 Woke up into his cold eyes, fresh in the back. 162 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,763 I ain't getting no fancy superpowers 163 00:09:56,847 --> 00:10:01,143 with no Mary Jane, with no friendly neighborhoods either. 164 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,438 I was just out here with that rabies. 165 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,983 Hot rabies fresh out the oven. 166 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:11,570 But I tell you what, I killed the fuck out that rat. 167 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,363 Oh, I killed the fuck out that rat. 168 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,657 As soon as I could piss without assistance, 169 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,034 I was on his ass. 170 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,952 He ain't remember me, but I remembered him. 171 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,371 I was insulted he ain't remember me. 172 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,373 He bit me on the lips. We kissed. 173 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,961 So does that answer your little ignorant-ass question 174 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:31,923 about my disability, you clown faced bitch? 175 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,052 Uh... 176 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,846 Yeah, man. 177 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:41,725 -Go and enjoy that little freedom, bro. -Yeah, you do that. 178 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,770 You do just that, yeah. Enjoy that freedom, man. 179 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,290 Let me tell you something before you leave up outta here, man. 180 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:51,401 Vaccinate your fucking animals, damn! 181 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,445 Thank you, sir, enjoy your stay. 182 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,657 Hello, sir, how's your day going? 183 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,076 Uh... it's been a weird morning. 184 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,162 Technically, we are not divorced yet. 185 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:05,290 So I mean, me calling you baby ain't really a big deal 186 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:09,211 because you are my baby...? 187 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:12,547 Bae, who the... who the fuck is that? 188 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,271 Why the fuck are you in my business, Ron? 189 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,610 What you mean why I'm in your business? 190 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,034 Your business is still my business, 191 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,595 because like I said earlier, 192 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,349 technically, we are still fucking married! 193 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:24,827 For the most part, it's pretty good. 194 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,520 Look, I'm looking to extend my stay. 195 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:30,482 Oh, all right, that is fine, punk-ass nigga. 196 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:33,276 So, uh, you gonna give me your name, or what? 197 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,360 Excuse me? 198 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:39,699 Um, I asked you for your name, sir. 199 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,911 Sound like you called me punk-ass. 200 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:46,081 But, um, my name is Ron Hawkins. 201 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:49,751 And how long are you looking to extend your stay with us? 202 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:52,295 Honestly, just a few more days until I go home 203 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,048 -to wifey, yeah. -[both chuckle] 204 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:58,051 Um, nigga, you ain't getting back in that house. 205 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,179 I don't miss you. 206 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,807 I don't miss the way your shit stink. 207 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,935 And I definitely don't miss your dick. 208 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,396 What? 209 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,190 [tense music playing] 210 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:16,528 Motherfucker, I said you ain't going back into that house 211 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,990 'cause your wife is getting piped down 212 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,660 by a swole thick-ass nigga in your favorite chair, 213 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,164 the bathtub, and even on your George Foreman grill. 214 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,457 Plugged up! 215 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,750 He working it everywhere. 216 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,085 Skeet, skeet! 217 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,046 [yells] You motherfucker! 218 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,298 I'll fucking kill you! 219 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,381 What you say? 220 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,884 What the fuck did you say? 221 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:42,721 [strained] Sir, do you want silk sheets? 222 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,182 -Silk what? -Silk sheets? 223 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,393 -Silk sheets. -Silk sheets. 224 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:52,355 -Silk sheets. -Silk sheets. 225 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,942 -[coughs] -You asked me if I wanted... 226 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,321 Silk sheets. 227 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,239 Sorry about that, um... 228 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,742 I've been going through a lot, 229 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,745 and what you said triggered me, 230 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:11,917 or what I thought you said, and I'm so sorry. 231 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 [strained] Yeah, yeah. 232 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,836 Yeah. 233 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,005 -Thank you for helping me. -[coughs] 234 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,256 Sorry. 235 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,925 Man, I quit this shit. 236 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,010 [hip-hop music playing] 237 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,095 [door buzzes open] 238 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,853 [indistinct lively chatter] 239 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,088 [T] Hey, hey, Auntie, I can get one of 'em hugs? 240 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,448 [woman] Hell no, get your own damn family. 241 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:53,333 [Ratface George] If you pull this off, you'd be good for the rest 242 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,709 of your fucking life. 243 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,137 Damn! 244 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,848 -[phone chimes] -[whimpers] 245 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,102 Nasty-ass shit. 246 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,186 [phone chimes] 247 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,479 -Ugh. Shit. -[phone chimes] 248 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,899 [T] Yo, yo, Shari, 249 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,986 Ellis, and Ron, it's your boy T. 250 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:21,987 What the hell he want? 251 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,572 [T] I just got out again. 252 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,116 I know it's been a minute since we all talked, 253 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,909 and I know you three are busy. 254 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,537 Ellis, you got your company, you making all that money. 255 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:34,624 Shari, you doing your influencer thing and crushing them. 256 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,836 Ron, you probably got a family with a house and kids. 257 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,838 -Joanna, please. -[Joanna] Fuck your grandma. 258 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,548 [T] Being locked up got me thinking 259 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,300 about how much I missed you guys. 260 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,343 I know things got a little fucked up between us, 261 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:46,928 but I wanna see y'all. 262 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,489 Hopefully, y'all want to see me, too. 263 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:52,183 Homie hooked me up with a dope Airbnb as a getting out gift. 264 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,519 Shit, it's got his own ZIP Code, it's so big. 265 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,830 -I'm sending the address. -[phone chimes] 266 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,023 I miss you guys, T. 267 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,150 [foreboding music playing] 268 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,444 Hmm... 269 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,033 Might as well. 270 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,436 -[man] We going on a trip? -Jared, 271 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,012 we're not going nowhere, give me my phone. 272 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,288 But it is with the whole gang, right? 273 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,789 I mean, I just quit. 274 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,833 I mean, fuck those guys for disrespecting you. 275 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,877 Whatever you're doing, just tone it down, 276 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,045 and do not quit your job. 277 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,921 It's expensive out there, man. 278 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,342 I only took this job because of you. 279 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,927 I mean, this is your company, 280 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:33,642 built on your courage, your virtue, your childish good looks. 281 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:38,438 Your determination, your... your grit. 282 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,190 -Hey, six, six feet. -Six feet, I forget. 283 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,399 I tell you every time. 284 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,735 Yes, you're right, this, this place was built on me. 285 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,178 This place is nothing without you. 286 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,071 It's nothing without me. 287 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,739 -Huh, so? So? -Mm-hmm. 288 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,742 So let's celebrate you leaving this shit hole. 289 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,661 -Shit hole! -Shit hole of shit! 290 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,622 -Cow dunk! -And we are gonna embrace you 291 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,833 with the destiny that you so richly deserve. 292 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,169 And hey, hey, I'm gonna pull my weight, dog, okay? 293 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,087 -Okay. -Okay? 294 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,756 You get the room keys, I got the hard seltzer. 295 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,192 How the fuck is that pulling your weight? 296 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,218 If I, um... You... You… 297 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,388 -It's okay, fine, we'll do it. -Yeah, we'll do it! 298 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,865 Can you get me some milk for my eyes? 299 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:13,889 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 300 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,017 Can we get some milk? Fuck! 301 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,687 [laid-back hip-hop music playing] 302 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,457 [music stops] 303 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,344 [Ron] What the fuck is this place, man? 304 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,221 [door opens] 305 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,350 T. 306 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,438 What the fuck? 307 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,522 [door closes] 308 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,900 What's this creepy-ass place? 309 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,528 T, where the fuck are you? 310 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,657 T! 311 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,411 This dude is such an asshole. 312 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,913 Got us paying $200 a night for this shit? 313 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,583 This is creepy. 314 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,086 I got my allergies, it's dusty as hell in here. 315 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,421 Start sneezing in a minute. 316 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,089 When I see T... 317 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,758 -[eerie sting] -[laughs] 318 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,010 What the fuck? 319 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,303 You were scared, huh? 320 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,220 What you think, huh? 321 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,639 You almost gave me a heart attack, man! [sighs] 322 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,184 Yeah, scary-ass nigga, what's up? 323 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,310 What? 324 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,896 Dude, don't tell me you wanna do that dumb-ass handshake, huh? 325 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,522 Dumb-ass handshake, what you mean? 326 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,041 We are grownups, I'm not doing that. 327 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,776 We was grown when we came up with it. 328 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:50,320 No, we wasn't, we was fucking kids. 329 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,363 Wow, fucking kids? 330 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,157 Wow, that's crazy to say. 331 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,451 Never say that. Why would you say that? 332 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,119 No, I said we were fucking kids. 333 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,306 [Ron] No, you know what I mean? I meant we were fucking... 334 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,457 Look, dude, I said we were children. 335 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,268 That's what I meant, I didn't mean we were fucking children. 336 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,794 I heard what you said. 337 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,670 -[laughs] -[Ron] T, you ain't changed, man. 338 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,434 You ain't changed, still a fucking asshole. 339 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,133 I'm just playing, man, calm down. 340 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,595 Shit, hey, you still with, um... 341 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,180 old girl from back in the day? 342 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,308 What's her name? Jovina? Jovanna? 343 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,226 Joanna. 344 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,229 Oh, she was so cold back in the day, bro. 345 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,731 That fat ass, them long pretty legs. 346 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,734 She had that clear skin with that long-ass hair. 347 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,987 Them white teeth, and she was smart, and just talented. 348 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,156 Everybody liked her, but that was a bad bitch. 349 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,285 Okay, brother, T, friend, all right, 350 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,538 Joanna is my wife. I married her. 351 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,724 So you can't be with the disrespect. You hear what I'm saying, T? 352 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,708 So you're mad 'cause I said she a bad bitch? 353 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,876 -T. -Man, that sound 354 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,560 like some shit a bitch would get mad at. 355 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,549 You got some kids? 356 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,551 You gotta have some kids, man, get her pregnant. 357 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,010 -No, okay. -What you waiting on? 358 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,137 First of all, look, that's the plan. 359 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,515 If you must know, I was just on the phone with her 360 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,308 before I got here, and... 361 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,537 and we was talking about, man, we gotta make these babies, 362 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,062 and make this family, 363 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,231 and so we could, you know, do the family thing. 364 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,234 But that... It's in the works, it's in the works. 365 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:13,111 Everything's straight, 'cause I can make you this juice 366 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,279 that it'll have you... 367 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,132 I don't need any of that juice. 368 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,324 [T] Fucked up in the back. 369 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,076 I'm fine, sir. 370 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,428 -If you say so... -Let's stop talking about me. 371 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,413 Brother, how you doing? 372 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,415 Oh, man, I'm living the dream, baby. 373 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,583 Fresh out. 374 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,126 Halfway house. 375 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,545 Probation, about to move in with my auntie. 376 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,881 They got me taking drug tests weekly. 377 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,758 Can't get no job, can't get no housing, 378 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,719 but, hey, what more could you ask for? 379 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:41,723 Living the Black man's dream out here. 380 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,726 Look, T, I'm sorry that... that you're going through that. 381 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,144 Don't worry about it, man. 382 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,872 I've been thinking about that shit all the time. 383 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,731 Like what if, like, if I could go back 384 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,192 and do it all over again, I'd be a square, bro. 385 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,777 I'd be a straight-up sucker. 386 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,030 I'm talking about, I'd be wearing sweaters. 387 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,615 Have me a good job. 388 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,242 Be somebody's husband, be a good man. 389 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,454 Be lame as hell, like you. 390 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,249 -Thank you. -Yeah. 391 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,333 [door opens] 392 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,293 -What? -[Shari] Damn. 393 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,879 The lighting in here is trash. 394 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,423 -Is it Shari? -What up, Shari Squad? 395 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,634 It's your girl, yes. 396 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,803 Now, normally, I come to you from exotic locations, 397 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,723 giving you all the hottest tips 398 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,684 and the hotel hacks and whatnot. 399 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,771 But today, we at a different location. Hey, Ron. 400 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,065 -What up? So... -Hey, Shari. 401 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:36,027 Yeah, now this place is a little bit more creepy 402 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,830 and dusty than what I would normally like... 403 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:38,738 Hey, y'all. 404 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,990 -Hey, y'all. -But... Ron. 405 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,575 Can I do my live? 406 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,136 I really need you to stop with the dumb shit. 407 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,120 -He look like... -Ron, stop with the dumb shit. 408 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,747 I'm trying to do my damn live. 409 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,916 -Anyways, you know what? -Can I... 410 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,084 -Come on. -Let me just 411 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,270 let y'all go ahead and get a little blast from the past. 412 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,545 This is my peoples. 413 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:55,898 I'm gonna let y'all talk to 'em. 414 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,508 -Don't... -I was trying to brush it. 415 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,760 -[Shari] Ron. -Okay. Hey, y'all. 416 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,054 Hey, y'all, it's me, Ron... Ron. 417 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,990 [Ron] I like, you know, I read a lot of good books. 418 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,766 [T] Damn, girl. You still got it, huh? 419 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,854 Oh! Look at you, all free and shit. 420 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,815 -Looking good. -[T] I'm all right. 421 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,108 But you? 422 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,653 Looking better than you ever looked. 423 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:22,448 The hell you got us up in this creepy, dusty house? 424 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:23,732 There's spiderwebs everywhere. 425 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,410 You know I got arachnophobia. 426 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,121 No, "Hey, how you doing?" None of that? 427 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,205 I ain't even get a hug. 428 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,874 Can't I get a hug? Girl, get over here. 429 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,544 [chuckles] 430 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,838 [sighs] 431 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:41,175 [Shari] Mmm! I'm glad you're free, and you smell good too. 432 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,721 I will take these fucking glasses off and kick your ass! 433 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,514 [Shari] Ron, give me my phone. 434 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,683 -Fuck this shit! -Ron, give me this. 435 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,436 Hey, y'all, that's my peoples, we out. 436 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,022 [Ellis] Shari, what's up, how you doing? 437 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,232 Look, I know you expected something exotic, 438 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,443 and T, you did a great job, you really did. 439 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:01,029 But if you want something that's less haunted and plantation-y, 440 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,780 I can actually call my pilot, 441 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,341 and we can get the private jet going. 442 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:07,368 Plenty of Wi-Fi, yeah, I got two jets, actually. 443 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,703 You know what? 444 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:09,704 Just because you got money 445 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,748 don't mean that you gonna get some pussy, okay? 446 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,250 I am nobody's gold-digging-ass ho. 447 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,170 I just did a whole post about how I am the least 448 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:20,089 and most un-superficial person on this planet. 449 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,841 So in the future, maybe you should check 450 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,510 what a woman is saying, what she is talking about, 451 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,970 and you might get somewhere. 452 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,347 All right, jets ain't my thing. 453 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:31,851 -Boo-boo. -[laughs] Goddamn. 454 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,895 All that money, you still can't hit nothing. 455 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,606 -Come on, man. -I do respect women. 456 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,567 It's just... I was trying to impress you. 457 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,861 [eerie music playing] 458 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,455 Give me one second. 459 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,640 What do you mean, "one second"? 460 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:57,335 T. T. T. Oh, this motherfucker. 461 00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,295 You know something? 462 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,255 Ellis, brother, it is good to see you. 463 00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:03,317 I'm really happy, matter of fact, this is gonna be great. 464 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:06,010 I read about you in Forbes, man, not too long ago. 465 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,613 -Oh, yeah. -About your mortgage company. 466 00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:08,971 Man, that's a big deal, man. 467 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,157 We're real proud of you, bro. 468 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:12,683 Thanks, man, yeah, Forbes, I was, yeah, I was in Forbes. 469 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,310 It's a real competitive market. 470 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,604 We're actually still innovating and stuff at Risha. 471 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,482 We just... We're on the edge of closing a billion-dollar merger. 472 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:20,959 -Ooh! -So, stock's rising, can't complain... 473 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,669 -Okay, player. Okay, player. -I mean, I'm trying. 474 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,363 Let me come on down to the office and check out your penthouse. 475 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:28,199 No! No, I mean, uh, because... 476 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,962 Because we're... we're... we're renovating, 477 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,245 we got the mold... We all... 478 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,913 So I'll let my assistant... 479 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,540 T, where are the rooms at? 480 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,543 And hopefully, they're not as fucked up as this. 481 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:39,669 For real. 482 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,003 All y'all do is complain. 483 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,272 You ever slept on a prison cot? 484 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,464 -No. -You ever slept 485 00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:44,382 -on a prison cot? -[Ron] No, man. 486 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,299 -You? -[Ellis] No. 487 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:47,176 Until y'all slept on a prison cot, 488 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,095 don't say nothing to me, y'all... 489 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:50,989 Shari, look, I... I'll... Can I help you find a place 490 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,116 to put your stuff? I'll help you. 491 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,558 Yeah, help me find a room. 492 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:54,475 Let me borrow your flashlight. 493 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:55,643 Stop all that. 494 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:57,311 [thuds] 495 00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:58,980 Did you just drop my flashlight, boy? 496 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,523 Nigga, who you calling boy? 497 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,816 Nigga, who you calling, nigga? 498 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:04,068 Hey, niggas, chill. 499 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,070 Man, go, go, go, y'all go put this stuff up. 500 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,632 -[Shari] Just don't be weird, okay, Ellis? -[Ellis] Okay, I got you. 501 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,616 Let me take this for you. 502 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,910 Who does she think she is? 503 00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,413 [eerie sting] 504 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,626 [eerie music playing] 505 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:46,194 What is this place? 506 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:47,737 I don't know. 507 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,698 All these weird little statues. 508 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,327 Titties everywhere, look at all those titties. 509 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,953 -It's a lot. -Lot of titties, 510 00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:57,717 big titties, small titties, perky titties. 511 00:24:57,747 --> 00:24:58,915 Look at these titties, man. 512 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:00,791 See, that titty, like that. 513 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,575 I wonder what she likes? Maybe she like a little tongue. 514 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,630 What the... Eugh. 515 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,382 [coughs] Damn. 516 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:11,052 I shouldn't have licked that, for safety reasons, 517 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,554 but it's kind of erotic, right? 518 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:14,513 You want me to do it again? 519 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:17,183 -I see that you want me to. -Nah, you just made me dry. 520 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,018 Very, very dry. 521 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,311 Just... [huffs air] 522 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,270 'Cause you're like... 523 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:24,023 [breathing hoarsely] 524 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,158 [unsettling music playing] 525 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:39,956 -[T] Ron! -[gasps] Shit. 526 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,082 Would you stop doing that? 527 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,376 I'm sorry, I'm scary, man. 528 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,544 Hey, I need to talk to y'all, man. 529 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,463 Group meeting. 530 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,632 Look, man. 531 00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:50,955 Y'all gotta stop touching shit. 532 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:54,071 And if you're going to touch shit, you gotta at least put some gloves on. 533 00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:55,972 -What? -For the whole time we're here? 534 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,015 You acting weird as hell, okay? 535 00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,475 T, what the fuck is going on? 536 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,978 She right, bro, what's all this weird shit? 537 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,980 I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about. 538 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,820 You know something? 539 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,323 Shit, look at this. 540 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:15,907 Look at this fucking bag. 541 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,202 And he got on all black and, fuck... 542 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,454 Man, this ain't no Airbnb. 543 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,123 It's a B&E, this is a burglary. 544 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,916 Man, what the fuck? What the fuck? 545 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,686 If the board finds out about this, you know what'll happen to me? 546 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:29,046 And I could lose millions of followers, my sponsorships. 547 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:32,591 Boy, if you mess up my bunion bag, I swear to God... 548 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:34,218 He don't give a fuck. 549 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,470 That's why you got all of us in here fucked up. 550 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:38,806 -I got you all fucked up? -[everyone] Yes. 551 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,118 That's crazy, especially coming from you. 552 00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:42,142 You of all people. 553 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:43,686 Dude, I got a fucking family. 554 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,062 I have responsibility. 555 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,605 Well, you know something, I forgot. 556 00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:48,333 This asshole don't know what responsibility means. 557 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,210 You probably don't even understand what the fuck the word mean. 558 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,069 [T] Actually, I do. 559 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:54,447 I wanted y'all to hit this lick with me. 560 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,824 I mean, sure, yeah, yeah, we're stealing. 561 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:57,992 We're stealing. 562 00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,285 But who are we stealing from? 563 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:01,787 Probably some old, dead-ass White people 564 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:04,498 who ain't been here in years. 565 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:05,875 I mean, it's a victimless crime. 566 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,336 I ain't bring no weapons, none of that. 567 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,046 Nobody gets hurt. 568 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:17,720 Come on, man, think of it as like mini reparations. 569 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:20,473 Reparate yourselves. 570 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,352 Why man? How, why would you wanna do this? 571 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:27,104 Dude, you just got out of fucking jail. 572 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,415 Why you wanna take the fucking risk? 573 00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:29,482 Because I need the money. 574 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:30,608 Why do you need the money? 575 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,234 Because I got sick! 576 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:35,987 Cancer. 577 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:38,740 I got cancer. 578 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:44,330 I got treatments and medical bills... and debt. 579 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,541 It's a lot, man. 580 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,418 My God, Terrance, I... I didn't know. 581 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:50,920 Are you okay? 582 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,631 Yeah, I'm cool, they caught it early. 583 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:56,884 Dude, why didn't you just tell us? 584 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:59,136 I mean, when did you check on me while I was in there? 585 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,181 Look, we all went our own separate ways after that. 586 00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:04,475 Honestly, I'm not mad at that, 587 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:07,603 but I wanted to do this with y'all, man. 588 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:09,915 People who I knew was going to have my back 589 00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:11,690 whether I was right or wrong. 590 00:28:12,983 --> 00:28:14,985 I wanted to share the wealth with y'all. 591 00:28:18,781 --> 00:28:20,825 Wealth, brother, 592 00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:23,744 you think, and I... and I get you sick, and everything, 593 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,746 but you think this is wealth? Look at this shit. 594 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,100 You got this tall wooden lady with her titties out. 595 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:29,375 That's not worth anything. 596 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:30,793 This whole place is worthless. 597 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:33,129 Man, you don't know what the hell you be talking about. 598 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,464 Hold up. Check that out, you know what that is? 599 00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:37,716 First of all, this paper's nasty as hell. 600 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,761 Second of all, what the... The hell is this? 601 00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:43,389 That is the Clauneck's Misericorde. 602 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,433 The Partridge family that own this house, 603 00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:48,811 apparently came back from a trip with the shit in their luggage, 604 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,689 and everybody been trying to buy it. Like museums, 605 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:53,399 private collectors. 606 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,651 It's supposed to be valued at like $20 million. 607 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:57,653 Twenty million? What? 608 00:28:58,446 --> 00:29:01,782 This job on dagger right here? I'm in. 609 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:04,493 You said 20 million, so we split that four ways. 610 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:05,577 That's five for each. 611 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:06,972 I mean, that's chump change, really 612 00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:10,249 I could use that to probably renovate the west wing of my mansion. 613 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:13,043 But we're here for you, so I'll do it, I'm in. 614 00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:15,463 But just know I'm in for you, not the money, 615 00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:16,857 'cause I don't really need it like that. 616 00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,299 What time is it, okay, we got time. 617 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:21,509 All right. 618 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,638 So, what's up, Ron, Clauneck's Misericorde. 619 00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:28,225 You know, I hate the fact that you feel like you had 620 00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:31,729 to fucking lie to me to bring me here. 621 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,231 But I'm not surprised. 622 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:37,568 It's T being a T, a regular old fuck up. 623 00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:40,029 Fuck y'all. 624 00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:43,157 -Fuck you, too. -It's a three-way split. 625 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,243 Fuck him, scary... Yeah, he was scared anyway. 626 00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:51,081 Look here, best place to find jawbones is probably in the kitchen. 627 00:29:51,165 --> 00:29:52,249 Fucking nerve. 628 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,335 I'm outta here, I don't need this shit. 629 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:57,421 [doorknob rattling] 630 00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:01,342 What the fuck? 631 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:02,801 Got to be another way outta here. 632 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:08,891 [Dark Ron] Ron. 633 00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:12,394 [eerie music playing] 634 00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:27,409 [eerie sting] 635 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:30,371 [laughs sinisterly] 636 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,834 [panting] 637 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,089 [Shari] Ellis, can I ask you something? 638 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:44,301 You can ask me anything, Shari, you know I'm an open book. 639 00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:48,639 Okay, well then, in that case, I'm just a little curious, 640 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:51,517 you know, why don't you help T on your own? 641 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,435 Yeah, we know you got it like that. 642 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,230 Why don't you just take care of business? 643 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:59,316 I mean, instead of doing all of this? 644 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,985 Well, yeah, yeah, I would. 645 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,068 I mean, I will, I will. 646 00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:04,863 I... When I have the opportunity, of course, 647 00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:06,508 that's the first thing that's on my mind. 648 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:08,576 It's just, you know, I don't wanna trigger an audit. 649 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:10,786 It's crazy if you trigger an audit, 650 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:11,870 you're... It's a wrap. 651 00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:15,040 IRS. You got the regulations, you got the FDIC, AARP, 652 00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:17,418 all these letters that rich people gotta deal with, 653 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,587 that you... you know, it's just... 654 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,089 What we're doing right now, 655 00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:24,925 if you think about it, it's the actual fastest process. 656 00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,512 Right. Okay. 657 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:33,350 I've had people in the past go down for the same exact thing. 658 00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:34,810 So I gotta make sure that... 659 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:35,893 [Shari] Sure. 660 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,399 [mutters] Fuck. 661 00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:50,409 [unsettling music playing] 662 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,010 [eerie screaming] 663 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,531 Shit, talking about all that mess. 664 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,116 [mimics Ellis] A private jet. 665 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,119 You can't even get your friend a damn... 666 00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:36,121 Talking all that shit. 667 00:32:36,205 --> 00:32:37,414 [gasps] Shit! 668 00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:38,916 -[Shari] Fuck. -You okay? 669 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,751 Yeah, I just thought I felt something. 670 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,670 We can't get the fuck outta here, man. 671 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,033 Now we gotta split it four ways. 672 00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:45,148 What you still doing here, bro? 673 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:47,257 I tried to leave, okay, but it's some weird... 674 00:32:47,341 --> 00:32:49,301 What's up? Thought your scary ass left. 675 00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:51,011 I tried to leave, okay? 676 00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:53,555 I really did, but the doors are locked from the outside. 677 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,119 Guys, it is some weird shit happened. 678 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:56,684 I don't know how to describe it. 679 00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:58,161 Some motherfucker was talking to me in my head. 680 00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,454 But it's... I think it's some... 681 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,979 There's other people here. 682 00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,315 T, the fuck is wrong with you? 683 00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:05,168 You're trying to recruit us to go to jail with you 684 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:06,819 -or something? -I'm still in recovery. 685 00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:09,071 Don't be putting your big manly-ass hands on me. 686 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:12,032 Look, pussies, I told y'all ain't nobody else in here. 687 00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:14,118 [lights buzz on] 688 00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:19,915 [sinister laughter] 689 00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:29,174 Y'all see these monopoly-looking White people, right? 690 00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:30,884 Mm-hmm. 691 00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:33,137 [laughter continues] 692 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,099 Maybe they're like the owners of the house or something. 693 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,768 Why would they... Wow, T, just wow. 694 00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:41,772 Ain't nobody in this damn house when I came here. 695 00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:43,534 I don't know who the hell them people are. 696 00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:47,484 Let's just go over here, talk to 'em really respectful like, 697 00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:48,920 so they won't call the police on us. 698 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:49,963 -That's stupid. -No, it's not. 699 00:33:49,987 --> 00:33:51,155 It's a great idea. 700 00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:56,702 Hey, hi, hi, guys. 701 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:57,995 This is... 702 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,122 Look, I don't know, you know, you don't know me, 703 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,249 I don't know you, it's all good. 704 00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:04,460 It was just a bit of a misunderstanding. 705 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:08,464 Me and my friends, you know, we thought this was an Airbnb, 706 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,632 so we came to have a little vacay. 707 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,634 Right, we didn't know anyone was gonna be here, 708 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,178 so we're so sorry. 709 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,865 You know, you don't have to call the cops or the police or anything. 710 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:18,390 Why are you talking like that? 711 00:34:18,474 --> 00:34:19,993 -Shut the fuck. -Stop talking. I don't feel safe. 712 00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:21,518 Okay, if you just let us out... 713 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,771 Give us one second? 714 00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:25,063 Sorry about our friend. 715 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:27,065 -One sec. -Get over here. 716 00:34:27,149 --> 00:34:29,151 Everything just got a whole lot easier. 717 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,445 They could tell us where the shit is. 718 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,672 Why would they wanna do that? 719 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:33,947 With a little more motivation? 720 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:34,865 -Oh, fuck! -Shit. 721 00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:36,342 You said you didn't have a gun! You fucking liar. 722 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:37,618 What gun, this ain't nothing. 723 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,119 But it'll definitely kill somebody 724 00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,597 if you don't tell me where the Misericorde is. 725 00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:42,164 Say it in your White voice. 726 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:46,084 Look at the big fancy word the moon cricket managed to use. 727 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:48,962 -What the fuck? -[Mr. Dempsey] Good for you, Bojangles. 728 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:52,341 If I had some ham hocks to feed you, I most certainly would. 729 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,218 Hell, no, I'm stomping these bitches out. 730 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,302 Shoot that motherfucker. 731 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:56,261 Listen, I'll have you know, 732 00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:58,472 I'm a million-dollar contributor in the NAACP. 733 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,558 I'll have this house bulldozed and a statue of myself put in its place! 734 00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,811 Do not disrespect us! 735 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,647 [clapping] 736 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:07,815 Look at this one. 737 00:35:07,898 --> 00:35:11,985 So well-trained, a true credit to his race. 738 00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:17,199 If only bananas were in season, or watermelon. 739 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:21,245 And y'all want me to feel guilty about robbing these motherfuckers? 740 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:22,788 Look, I don't wanna hear shit else 741 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:25,457 unless you're telling me where that fucking dagger is. 742 00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:29,127 Are you looking for one of your little spears? 743 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:33,632 Is that how you catch lions in the jungle? 744 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:34,883 Hey, man, fuck this bitch. 745 00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,468 -[gunshot] -Oh, shit! 746 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:38,262 T, what the fuck are you doing? 747 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,888 Shoot them in the knee! 748 00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:42,099 -[Shari] Oh, my God! -[sobbing] What did you do? 749 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:45,686 You murdered my wife. 750 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:46,687 Yeah, I did. 751 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:49,147 Oh, oh, God. 752 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:51,984 How can you do this to me? 753 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,652 [sobbing continues] 754 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:56,446 [laughs menacingly] 755 00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:59,533 [suspenseful music playing] 756 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:06,832 [imitates monkey sounds] 757 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:08,750 -[gunshot] -[Ellis] Oh, shit. 758 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,294 What the fuck! I was just playing. 759 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,438 -Why would you shoot... -Oh shit. You shot both of them. 760 00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:13,839 Man, they saw our faces... 761 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:15,149 You can't shoot them like that, bro. 762 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,633 Guys! 763 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:19,511 [Ellis] What the fuck? 764 00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:21,430 [sinister laughter] 765 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,557 [eerie music playing] 766 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,309 [all screaming] 767 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,981 [distorted screaming] 768 00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:38,071 Who's ready to get down? 769 00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:40,282 [all scream] 770 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,117 Y'all look stressed. 771 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,660 I got the solution for that. 772 00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:45,913 Who the hell is this Sleepy Hollow-looking motherfucker 773 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:47,998 wearing a nice scarf around his neck and shit? 774 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:49,976 I told you not to wear that. That's my assistant. 775 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,936 That's Jared, we good, you gotta help us, bro, right now. 776 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,396 Nah, nah, nah, he with them other motherfuckers, man. 777 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,880 No, and they coming back, man. 778 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,006 They're coming. 779 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:58,342 Not loving the vibes here. 780 00:36:58,425 --> 00:36:59,676 What's going on? 781 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,000 Who are you guys talking about? 782 00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:03,931 Me. 783 00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:06,016 [groaning in pain] 784 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:09,144 I don't feel so good. 785 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,106 Oh, shit. 786 00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,192 [sinister music playing] 787 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:22,574 It's been so long since we've had a fresh body to play with. 788 00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:24,242 -Honey. -Yes, honey? 789 00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:26,703 I think he wants to say something to his friends. 790 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,205 What's that, honey? 791 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:31,333 "You are all gonna die just like me." 792 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:34,419 [both laugh sinisterly] 793 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,759 [laughing continues] 794 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:48,642 [T] Man, what the hell was that? 795 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,745 I don't know, but this spooky shit is scaring the fuck outta me. 796 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:51,937 I don't know. 797 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,230 [haunting scream] 798 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,566 Why are you screaming like that? I thought someone... 799 00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:58,360 If we survive this shit, 800 00:37:58,443 --> 00:37:59,778 I'm gonna to church from now on. 801 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:02,823 I'm gonna become a nun, and I'm gonna be a virgin again. 802 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:03,991 -Yeah. -Just check the doors 803 00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:05,993 and the windows for a way out. 804 00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:07,887 But if anybody see that Freddy Krueger knife, let me know. 805 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:09,722 Wait, wait, so these racist-ass ghosts are chilling 806 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:10,974 in this house trying to kill Black people? 807 00:38:10,998 --> 00:38:12,290 What the fuck is going on? 808 00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:14,543 Wait a minute, I can't believe ghosts are fucking real. 809 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,503 That means my grandma's a ghost. 810 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:17,826 That means she be in the house, 811 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,065 and she probably be seeing me like... 812 00:38:19,089 --> 00:38:21,299 Stroking that meat. Choking that chicken. 813 00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:22,694 Putting that peanut butter on your balls 814 00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:23,987 and letting the dog lick it off. 815 00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:24,928 Shut the fuck up, Shari! 816 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,304 And then you ate it. 817 00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:29,016 Hey, man, your grandma's one of the meanest old bitches... 818 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,727 Old ladies that I ever met, bro. 819 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,520 Okay, look, I can't get mad at you 820 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:35,832 'cause she could be a bitch, but she was a sweet one, okay? 821 00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:37,816 No, I'm saying I was locked up with serial killers 822 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,419 that wasn't as scary as that lady, man. 823 00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:40,360 -[Shari] Facts. -Well, guys, 824 00:38:40,444 --> 00:38:41,671 what the hell are you talking about? 825 00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:44,281 -My grandmother. -There's people dying outside. 826 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:45,907 But she was an excellent cook. 827 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,702 She was good, but come on, my assistant dead. 828 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,996 Fuck, man, Ratface George fucked me with the intel. 829 00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,831 He could've told me it was ghosted here 830 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:54,374 that'd steal your soul and shit. 831 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,878 Ratface George, that's the wackiest street name I ever heard, 832 00:38:57,961 --> 00:38:59,230 -like what kind of shit is that? -[both laugh] 833 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:02,007 -Ratface George. -Why do they call him Ratface George? 834 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,193 Why the fuck do you think they call him Ratface George? 835 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:05,886 Nigga looks just like a rat. 836 00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,971 [imitates a rat squeak] 837 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:11,558 T. T, don't tell me you are the one 838 00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:13,393 that gave him the nickname Ratface George. 839 00:39:13,477 --> 00:39:14,519 Man, I gave him the name, 840 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:15,872 but everybody call him Ratface George. 841 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,230 You stupid motherfucker. 842 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,624 -You're the dumbest. -[Ron] You know something? 843 00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:21,234 He ain't gotta worry about a ghost killing him. 844 00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:22,611 You know why? 845 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:23,612 Because I'm gonna fucking kill him! 846 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:24,863 [Ellis] Hey, y'all, stop! 847 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,490 Chill out! Chill the fuck out! 848 00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:27,991 I almost killed that boy, man. 849 00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:29,534 -Get the shit together. -Okay, Ellis, 850 00:39:29,618 --> 00:39:30,702 you're right, you're right. 851 00:39:30,786 --> 00:39:32,162 Okay, how about we do this? 852 00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,748 [exhales] Let's... let's just spread out, and... 853 00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:36,711 and try to find a way to get out this shit, man. 854 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,144 -Good idea. -[Shari] Spread out, damn. 855 00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:40,146 You know what, I'm gonna go in this closet and check it out. 856 00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:42,130 It seemed vintage and archaic, 857 00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:43,757 and I've seen a lot of scary movies. 858 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,592 And in those movies in the closet, 859 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:47,052 that's where stuff happens. 860 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:50,931 That's where the way to get up out, I'm up out, I'm gone. 861 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,992 Yeah, I watch a lot of scary movies, too, you split up, 862 00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,393 that's when it's done, so, Shari. 863 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:56,353 -Sha... -[Shari] No! 864 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,581 -Yeah, it is locked. -[Shari] I'm checking this by myself. 865 00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:00,041 Yeah, you locked it, I can check it with you. 866 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:01,751 -Stop being so thirsty. -I'm not being thirsty. 867 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,527 I'm trying to protect. What y'all doing? 868 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:05,946 -Let's just go find some exits. -Fuck. 869 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,615 We split up, I'm gonna be the first one to die. 870 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:09,950 You want me to die, Ron? 871 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,660 You want me to die, T? 872 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,245 Man, fuck y'all! 873 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,705 If I die, it's on your hands. 874 00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:19,209 And if I die, trust me, I'm gonna haunt you, bitch. 875 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,713 Hey, I found a bathroom. 876 00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:25,132 Okay, and? So what? 877 00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:26,967 Man, I got a shit, man, my stomach nervous. 878 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,736 Brother, you think this is a good time to take a shit? 879 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,821 Yeah, man, there's ghosts in here. 880 00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:31,930 It ain't gonna take long. I'll be right back. 881 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:34,182 We're all gonna die. We're gonna die. 882 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,436 Ain't no light switch in here, nothing. 883 00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:41,064 Smells funny too. 884 00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:42,274 Oh, shit. 885 00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:48,155 Fuck. 886 00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:51,241 [suspenseful music playing] 887 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,493 [pills rattling] 888 00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:07,966 Man, look, I reached out to you after your grandma passed, bro. 889 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:09,926 I left a message with your girl and everything. 890 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:12,012 Maybe she just ain't tell you. 891 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:13,531 Maybe she ain't want you communicating 892 00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:15,515 with somebody that was locked up. 893 00:41:17,601 --> 00:41:18,810 I don't know, man. 894 00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:23,982 Look, I know there's a lot of shit 895 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,902 me and you never cleared the air about, but we good. 896 00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:30,655 We always been good on my end. We good. 897 00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:36,453 Life's too short just to be holding shit in. 898 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,497 Right? 899 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:43,376 What the fuck was that? 900 00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:46,213 [thudding] 901 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:49,173 Bro? 902 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:52,928 Brother? 903 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,348 Fuck me. 904 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,937 What is this? Oh! 905 00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:07,192 This is nice. 906 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:10,237 Feel like a canine. Police dog. 907 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,489 Smell kind of like a police dog too. 908 00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:15,158 Not that I really know what they smell like. 909 00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:18,370 Uh? Is somebody here? 910 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,414 Hello? 911 00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,001 Hello? 912 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:28,797 [eerie indistinct whispering] 913 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,258 [eerie sting] 914 00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:35,720 [Dark Shari] They'll all find out sooner or later. 915 00:42:35,804 --> 00:42:38,098 You're worthless to everybody. 916 00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:47,691 [indistinct whispering] 917 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:49,317 [eerie sting] 918 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:53,029 [Dark T] You couldn't die alone. 919 00:42:53,113 --> 00:42:55,115 You had to take all your friends with you. 920 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,703 Wait till you see this thing right here. 921 00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:02,956 I'm a fly player, I'm trying to... 922 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,793 [eerie sting] 923 00:43:08,712 --> 00:43:11,298 [Dark Ellis] Go ahead, Ellis, keep lying. 924 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:16,636 She still won't love you, why would she? 925 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,305 Just ask Jared. 926 00:43:18,388 --> 00:43:20,390 -[sinister music playing] -[Dark Ellis laughing] 927 00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:24,644 [Dark Shari] So desperate for love. 928 00:43:24,728 --> 00:43:26,521 But you know the truth. 929 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,647 You ain't shit. 930 00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:32,319 [Dark T] How much time do you think you have left? 931 00:43:32,402 --> 00:43:35,405 Hours, days? 932 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,325 Oh, that's just to prolong. 933 00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:39,868 -Yeah! -Oh, shit. 934 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:44,122 [screams, pants] 935 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,166 [eerie sting] 936 00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:47,959 -[banging on door] -[Shari] Open the door. 937 00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:50,545 Shari, what happened? 938 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,466 Shit, what happened to your neck? 939 00:43:58,595 --> 00:43:59,679 But you felt it, right? 940 00:43:59,763 --> 00:44:02,766 -Felt it? It was inside of me. -Shit! 941 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:06,394 [overlapping chatter] 942 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,609 -What? -Look, let's just stick the fuck together, 943 00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:14,972 -That's what I said in the beginning. -Okay, you're right. 944 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,970 Hey, hey, anybody been in here yet? 945 00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:19,199 -No! -No! I don't wanna go in there. 946 00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:20,968 -That's shit, when we... -We got no fucking choice! 947 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:21,993 Well, then you go first. 948 00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:22,952 -Oh, come on, man. -Go! 949 00:44:23,036 --> 00:44:24,180 Somebody just went through a window. 950 00:44:24,204 --> 00:44:25,747 -Come on. -Come on, safety. 951 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:26,891 -I got you, don't worry. -Fuck. 952 00:44:26,915 --> 00:44:28,195 Shit, that's some bullshit, man. 953 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:29,751 -You smell funny. -Stomach nervous. 954 00:44:40,053 --> 00:44:43,056 [low unsettling music playing] 955 00:44:51,064 --> 00:44:54,234 Hey, yo, it's a foot in here. 956 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:57,570 Oh, no, what the fuck is that? 957 00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,406 Hey, yo. 958 00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,271 Hey, Shari, check this out. 959 00:45:32,021 --> 00:45:33,148 Look what they're holding. 960 00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:36,401 That? Oh, that's the clarinet mystery comb. 961 00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,113 That's Clauneck's Misericorde. 962 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,323 -Oh. -Y'all act like y'all can't fucking read. 963 00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:43,407 Yeah. 964 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,786 It looks like they worship this dude. 965 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:53,168 Hey, why he take his glasses off to read? 966 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:54,377 What they for? 967 00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:55,879 He's farsighted, he can't see shit 968 00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:59,549 that's long way away, but if it's right there, 969 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,342 he can see it. 970 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:03,928 He's the demon that made them rich. 971 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,683 Matter of fact, this is who they're trying to sacrifice us to, y'all. 972 00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:11,769 The one that feeds at dawn. 973 00:46:13,021 --> 00:46:16,983 [Ron] He who has granted mortals their most untamed desires. 974 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:18,443 He who takes bountiful pleasure 975 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:21,070 and corrupting the putrid souls of men. 976 00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:23,573 [Shari] It's a spell book, dumb-ass. 977 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:26,326 There's gotta be some dark shit in here that can help us out. 978 00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,995 A Necromancy seance. 979 00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:30,205 Let's do this. 980 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,581 That's the one. 981 00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:35,418 Guys, I think we are ready to go here. 982 00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:36,503 So we all hold hands. 983 00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,087 -I'll hold your hand. -Okay. 984 00:46:38,171 --> 00:46:41,382 Thank you, and hold hands, and... 985 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:42,675 -You sure? -[Shari] Yes. 986 00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:46,554 And you're gonna use your heart and your mind. 987 00:46:46,638 --> 00:46:49,140 And you are gonna see, behind your eyelids, 988 00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:50,618 'cause you're gonna close your eyes, 989 00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:52,435 and you're gonna see the biggest, 990 00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:56,397 baddest motherfucker you can imagine, okay? 991 00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:57,774 -Okay. -Let's do this. 992 00:46:57,857 --> 00:47:00,109 [inhales deeply] 993 00:47:00,193 --> 00:47:05,031 [chanting a spell in Portuguese] 994 00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:08,117 -[chanting continues] -[haunting music playing] 995 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:11,996 [Ellis] Shari, it's working. 996 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,250 -[chanting continues] -[shouting] 997 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:17,252 [all gasp] 998 00:47:20,797 --> 00:47:23,591 [ominous music playing] 999 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:28,263 Oh, fuck. 1000 00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:30,890 Is that who I think it is? 1001 00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:33,393 Oh, my God. 1002 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:38,982 No, it... can't be. 1003 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:42,193 [smooth music playing] 1004 00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:43,820 [exhales] 1005 00:47:45,822 --> 00:47:46,948 [Ron] Gram? 1006 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,243 Oh, fuck. 1007 00:47:50,326 --> 00:47:52,662 Wait a minute. I was just smoking weed 1008 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:56,583 with Luther and... Where the fuck am I at? 1009 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,753 Ron, is that you? 1010 00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:05,091 Hey, Grandma, look, I'm sorry. I... I didn't know. 1011 00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:06,217 I didn't... I didn't... 1012 00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:08,469 Oh, you mean to tell me 1013 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:12,640 that you brought me all the way from peaceful, 1014 00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:16,561 beautiful heaven to this shit hole you got me in? 1015 00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:18,187 Okay, Grandma. 1016 00:48:18,271 --> 00:48:20,398 I'm sorry. I didn't... I didn't know you was... 1017 00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:23,776 You never take responsibility for your own fucking actions. 1018 00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:26,362 Okay, guys, we were supposed to be manifesting 1019 00:48:26,446 --> 00:48:29,741 the biggest, baddest motherfucking thug we could imagine. 1020 00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:31,451 Who pictured Gram? 1021 00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:32,845 I mean, honestly, I couldn't think of anybody scarier. 1022 00:48:32,869 --> 00:48:33,869 Look at her shoulders. 1023 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,872 [T] She ain't... Real shit? 1024 00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:37,123 Me too. 1025 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:38,541 Okay, well, to keep it 100, 1026 00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:40,126 -I was thinking about her too. -See? 1027 00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:41,710 [T] Hey, hey, Grandma, 1028 00:48:41,753 --> 00:48:44,380 and we sorry to interrupt your little card game up there 1029 00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:46,424 with Prince and Martin Luther King. 1030 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:47,592 He ain't up there. 1031 00:48:47,675 --> 00:48:49,218 Wait, which one? 1032 00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:52,347 Terrance Richards. 1033 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:56,309 Oh, I should have known your little delinquent ass 1034 00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:58,478 had something to do with all of this. 1035 00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:02,482 Always bringing my Ronald into some bullshit. 1036 00:49:03,066 --> 00:49:04,859 You're right, you're right. 1037 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,152 But we need you on this one. 1038 00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:08,675 If you don't help us on this one, they probably gonna kill us. 1039 00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:10,865 Ronald, what the fuck is he talking about? 1040 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,702 -[both] Us. -[Ron] Yep. 1041 00:49:14,786 --> 00:49:16,388 Yep, that, Grandma, that's them right there. 1042 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:17,330 Those are the ones... 1043 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:22,502 Look, I'm sorry to break up this little family reunion, 1044 00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:27,507 but I'm afraid this party is invite-only, Mammy. 1045 00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:30,009 What the fuck you call me? 1046 00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:33,304 I called you a mammy 'cause it's exactly what you are. 1047 00:49:33,388 --> 00:49:36,057 You are our mammy, making our meals 1048 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:37,850 and breastfeeding our children, 1049 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:40,687 'cause that's what mammies love to do. 1050 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:44,023 That's right, Mammy. 1051 00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:45,608 [makes sucking noise] 1052 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:48,236 Listen, let me tell y'all something. 1053 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:49,946 I ain't nobody's damn Mammy. 1054 00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:51,322 Y'all got me fucked up. 1055 00:49:51,406 --> 00:49:53,700 Ooh, y'all about to get fucked up now. 1056 00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:56,411 Oh, what's that, Marjorie? 1057 00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,331 I think some discipline is in order. 1058 00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:03,000 Why don't you fetch me my paddle? 1059 00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:05,294 Huh. Gladly. 1060 00:50:05,378 --> 00:50:07,380 [low suspenseful music playing] 1061 00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:13,845 -Fetch you your paddle. -Yeah. 1062 00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:18,683 So you actually think you can, uh, tame my Black ass? 1063 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:24,355 Ooh, I'm gonna do a lot more than just tame that ass. 1064 00:50:24,439 --> 00:50:26,149 [growls] 1065 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,526 That's an interesting strategy. 1066 00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:32,780 All I hear is talk, peckerwood. 1067 00:50:33,614 --> 00:50:37,201 -Yeah? You want some action? -Mm-hmmm. 1068 00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:39,537 Mm-hmm. 1069 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:43,624 [sensual music playing] 1070 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,002 [disapproving hum] 1071 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,297 What in the...? 1072 00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:55,720 Put your clothes back on. 1073 00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:00,975 [Mr. Dempsey] How's this for action, right? 1074 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:02,935 [Gram] Yeah! 1075 00:51:03,019 --> 00:51:04,437 Grandma, no! 1076 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,840 This might be a part of her plan. 1077 00:51:06,022 --> 00:51:07,482 [Ron] What plan? 1078 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:12,320 This is so weird. 1079 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,071 But she's enjoying it, though. 1080 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:15,072 Who gives a fuck? 1081 00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:17,116 Leave my grandma alone! 1082 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,242 Watch out! 1083 00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:22,663 [screaming in pleasure] 1084 00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:25,416 It's like the porn version of Roots. 1085 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,335 What the fuck is happening? 1086 00:51:28,878 --> 00:51:30,606 [T] They ain't gonna let her back in heaven after this. 1087 00:51:30,630 --> 00:51:32,507 They sure not. 1088 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,884 You're going to hell, Grandma! 1089 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:36,886 [screams in pleasure] 1090 00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:38,054 Grandma, no! 1091 00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:42,099 No! No! 1092 00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:44,727 Man, you better spit that out. Spit that out, Grandma. 1093 00:51:44,811 --> 00:51:46,687 -Come back, Ron. -Yeah. 1094 00:51:46,771 --> 00:51:49,065 -[moaning] -[gagging] 1095 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:55,988 I ain't never seen that much areola before. 1096 00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:57,990 -Okay. -That's crazy. 1097 00:51:58,074 --> 00:52:00,868 Even in the afterlife, you get the puss. 1098 00:52:00,952 --> 00:52:02,954 [Mr. Dempsey screaming] 1099 00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,710 -[Gram] Yeah! -[Mr. Dempsey] Hey, hey! 1100 00:52:12,255 --> 00:52:13,673 [Ron] Disgusting. [groans] 1101 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,008 What the fuck? 1102 00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:20,805 What is this place? 1103 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,103 Oh, shit, whoa. 1104 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,606 The fuck did he... Where did you go? 1105 00:52:33,276 --> 00:52:34,276 The fuck? 1106 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:36,654 [eerie sting] 1107 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:42,743 It's been a long time since I expelled that much ectoplasm. 1108 00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:46,038 It's good to know we've still got it. 1109 00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:48,600 We're lucky that those imbeciles didn't know 1110 00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:50,668 what the hell they were doing. 1111 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:52,962 If they'd managed to summon someone else, 1112 00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:55,256 this whole thing would've been shot. 1113 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:59,886 You are paranoid, Alton, there's no way. 1114 00:52:59,969 --> 00:53:03,055 Just a few hours more, my love. 1115 00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:04,640 Just a few hours, 1116 00:53:04,724 --> 00:53:08,644 and we can finally leave this place again 1117 00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:12,857 to truly feel once more... 1118 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:14,734 To live again. 1119 00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:18,779 As long as we don't fail as we did before, 1120 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,698 and allow our sacrifices to escape. 1121 00:53:21,991 --> 00:53:25,119 The consequences were quite dire the last time 1122 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,121 Clauneck's wrath turned our way. 1123 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:30,416 Come, my love. 1124 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:34,003 Let's make certain all is prepared for him. 1125 00:53:37,298 --> 00:53:40,468 [Ron panting] Oh my God. 1126 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,595 [uneasy music playing] 1127 00:53:54,273 --> 00:53:57,276 So you're saying they need two souls in order 1128 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,945 to repay their debt back to Clauneck. 1129 00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:00,988 And then two more to get their old bodies back 1130 00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:02,382 so they can do this shit all over again. 1131 00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,407 Yeah, like interest. 1132 00:54:03,491 --> 00:54:06,661 Fuck, and y'all think that's real? 1133 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,537 That second chance shit? 1134 00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:10,206 [Ron] It sounded like it, 1135 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:13,000 but what's even crazier when a ghost possessed me, 1136 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,835 he showed me a bunch of things. 1137 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:16,671 Like what? 1138 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:19,757 Like, you know, we could find stuff around here 1139 00:54:20,508 --> 00:54:21,988 that maybe help us get a jump on 'em. 1140 00:54:22,051 --> 00:54:23,052 Matter of fact, Shari, 1141 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:24,720 did you see anything when you looked 1142 00:54:24,804 --> 00:54:26,305 at the book about possessions? 1143 00:54:26,389 --> 00:54:29,308 Yes, sir, there's a binding spell to trap spirits. 1144 00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:31,686 But they only last for about a few minutes. 1145 00:54:32,979 --> 00:54:36,482 Yeah, but that's long enough for us to figure all this out 1146 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,150 and get the hell up outta here. 1147 00:54:38,234 --> 00:54:43,489 Okay, but, uh... who are we going to use as bait? Not it. 1148 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:45,740 Mm-mmm. 1149 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:49,286 I'll do it. 1150 00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:51,455 -What? -I said I'll do it. 1151 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:55,042 I take the risk, that's usually how it go, right, Ron? 1152 00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:59,547 Look, all you gotta do is put me somewhere 1153 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,257 we know they're gonna be watching. 1154 00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:03,300 T, you sure you wanna do this? 1155 00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:05,011 [T] What I got to lose? 1156 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:08,556 All right, thank you for your service. 1157 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,057 I got you. 1158 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,935 All right, y'all ready? 1159 00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:15,229 I got this. 1160 00:55:16,063 --> 00:55:18,065 [yells] Hey, motherfucker, where you at? 1161 00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:22,737 You try so hard to be racist, but you love Black people. 1162 00:55:23,738 --> 00:55:26,449 -So much that you wanna be Black. -[electricity crackles] 1163 00:55:26,532 --> 00:55:29,052 -Yeah, I get it, we're amazing. -[low suspenseful music playing] 1164 00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:31,120 We dance better than y'all. 1165 00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:32,663 We age better. 1166 00:55:32,747 --> 00:55:33,998 We're more talented. 1167 00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:37,793 Yeah, you wish you could fuck like a Black man. 1168 00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:40,963 [chuckles] Motherfuckers weak-ass immune system 1169 00:55:41,047 --> 00:55:43,007 can't even go outside in the sun. 1170 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:44,884 Yeah, you obsessed. 1171 00:55:46,469 --> 00:55:47,803 You love Black people. 1172 00:55:49,889 --> 00:55:51,432 That got his attention. 1173 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,267 So, what do you say, T, 1174 00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:57,021 you wanna show this White boy how to fuck? 1175 00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:58,731 Y'all ready? 1176 00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:00,816 [sinister music playing] 1177 00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:10,701 Now, Shari. 1178 00:56:12,244 --> 00:56:14,246 [Shari grunts] 1179 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:19,460 [laughs sinisterly] 1180 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,253 [Alton] Release me now! 1181 00:56:21,337 --> 00:56:22,713 No, fuck that, okay? 1182 00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:24,983 We ain't doing none of that till you get us outta here, huh? 1183 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:26,133 Let us out. 1184 00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:29,762 [Alton laughs sinisterly] I guess we're just at a stalemate 1185 00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:33,808 because all I have to do is wait till dawn, 1186 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:38,354 and let Lord Clauneck deal with your transgressions. 1187 00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:41,690 Damn, he's right, the clock is ticking, man. 1188 00:56:41,774 --> 00:56:43,484 He's got the upper hand still. 1189 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:45,903 No, no, fuck all that, he's in a mortal body right now. 1190 00:56:45,986 --> 00:56:49,824 And I can feel just how weak it is. 1191 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:51,200 What are you talking about? 1192 00:56:51,951 --> 00:56:53,744 He's still sick. 1193 00:56:54,537 --> 00:56:55,746 He tricked you. 1194 00:56:56,372 --> 00:56:57,790 He's dying. 1195 00:56:58,290 --> 00:57:01,043 [laughs sinisterly] 1196 00:57:01,127 --> 00:57:03,337 No, T said they caught it before anything happened. 1197 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,297 We're not falling for your bullshit, man. 1198 00:57:05,381 --> 00:57:07,091 Open the fucking door. 1199 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:10,219 You want to know what your friend thinks of you, Ronald? 1200 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,305 He hates you the most. 1201 00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:14,849 Just shut up, just shut up! 1202 00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:18,602 He's right, Ron. It's all Ronald's fault. 1203 00:57:18,686 --> 00:57:22,022 He let T take the blame. 1204 00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:24,191 Take the blame? 1205 00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:28,070 Remember in high school, where you defaced the statue 1206 00:57:28,154 --> 00:57:31,615 of the great Robert E. Lee. 1207 00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:33,659 Shut the fuck up. 1208 00:57:34,577 --> 00:57:35,703 Just shut up. 1209 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:39,415 Shari. 1210 00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,334 Do you want to know what he thinks of you? 1211 00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:46,672 Particularly, because he thought of you quite often. 1212 00:57:48,382 --> 00:57:53,429 That time under the bleachers at the volleyball game, 1213 00:57:54,722 --> 00:57:59,894 where things got a little steamy with the school Jezebel. 1214 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:01,270 [Ron] Stop, no. 1215 00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:03,772 Did we get him? 1216 00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:07,276 [Alton] Yeah, I've never been in a woman before. 1217 00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:08,360 [groans] 1218 00:58:08,903 --> 00:58:10,905 [laughs sinisterly] 1219 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,489 Ellis. 1220 00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:21,040 You're gonna let him hurt this beautiful mocha body you lust for? 1221 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:22,958 She'll never fuck you. 1222 00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:27,838 All she sees when she looks at you... 1223 00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:33,260 is that same pathetic, nerdy loser from high school. 1224 00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:36,680 She thinks your dick is little. 1225 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:40,684 [laughs sinisterly] 1226 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,729 But don't worry, 1227 00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:46,649 because she's an even bigger loser than you are. 1228 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:51,028 She makes all her travel videos on a green screen, 1229 00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:53,113 and she doesn't really have any sponsorship, 1230 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,366 and she pays for all of her followers. 1231 00:58:57,076 --> 00:58:58,702 She's pathetic. 1232 00:58:58,786 --> 00:58:59,912 Believe me. 1233 00:59:00,663 --> 00:59:06,585 The shame and self-loathing she feels, is clear as day, 1234 00:59:06,669 --> 00:59:10,714 besides I'm inside of her and you'll never be. 1235 00:59:10,798 --> 00:59:11,799 [Ellis] Get out of her! 1236 00:59:13,842 --> 00:59:19,223 [Alton] Whoa, the hipsters keep on hitting, don't they? [chuckles] 1237 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:24,436 Let me tell you about your dear friend, Ellis. 1238 00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:31,402 He got fired for running his own company into the ground. 1239 00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:38,409 He's months away from being in the streets 1240 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:41,787 like the bum ass nigga he is. 1241 00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:42,973 [Ellis] The fuck you call me? 1242 00:59:42,997 --> 00:59:45,124 [Alton] It's okay, Ellis, settle down. 1243 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:46,792 I can say it, I'm Black now. 1244 00:59:48,002 --> 00:59:52,256 Deep down, he thinks that there's no way out. 1245 00:59:53,382 --> 00:59:56,260 Part of him actually welcomes the coming dawn, 1246 00:59:57,261 --> 01:00:02,391 so he doesn't have to end his own pathetic life. 1247 01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:08,689 Wow, now this is a fun one, Ronald. 1248 01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:16,155 Oh, Ronald. Ronald, Ronald. 1249 01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:18,865 Joanna. 1250 01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:22,828 Yes, your Joanna. Your beautiful Joanna. 1251 01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:24,496 When she was leaving you 1252 01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:27,416 and she was looking for a place to stay, 1253 01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:32,421 guess who she called for real estate advice? 1254 01:00:35,174 --> 01:00:37,384 Motherfucker! Whoa! 1255 01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:42,848 [laughs sinisterly] 1256 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:51,023 [Alton] Last and very much the least. 1257 01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:55,277 [chuckles] Old Ronald. 1258 01:00:56,653 --> 01:01:00,699 The biggest loser of the group of losers. 1259 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:04,661 Whose marriage is falling apart. 1260 01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:08,832 Oh, he is a man that doesn't take responsibility. 1261 01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:10,334 He calls himself a friend. 1262 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:12,503 He's not a friend. 1263 01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:16,048 What type of friend would let 1264 01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:20,177 one of their best friends take the fall for something they did? 1265 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,389 That's right, Terrance. 1266 01:01:23,472 --> 01:01:25,057 He ruined your life. 1267 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:28,394 He put you on a path to nowhere. 1268 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:33,232 And he'd never think about it again. 1269 01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:35,109 But you know what's even crazier? 1270 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:38,404 None of you are actually real friends. 1271 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,406 [laughs] 1272 01:01:41,573 --> 01:01:42,950 [sighs] 1273 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:45,452 You are all selfish bastards. 1274 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:50,082 You only do things for self-gain. [laughs] 1275 01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:51,667 So us killing you, 1276 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:54,503 we're actually doing you a favor. 1277 01:01:55,462 --> 01:02:00,008 That's right, you can call this a, um, a mercy gift. 1278 01:02:00,092 --> 01:02:04,263 You'll all be dead, and no one will even miss you. 1279 01:02:04,847 --> 01:02:06,432 [laughs sinisterly] 1280 01:02:08,851 --> 01:02:10,394 This is gonna be fun. 1281 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:17,401 See you later, my friends. 1282 01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,445 [laughs sinisterly] 1283 01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:28,972 Y'all don't see what they trying to do? 1284 01:02:28,996 --> 01:02:30,289 Yeah, and it's working. 1285 01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:31,748 Fuck you for bringing us here, T. 1286 01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:35,836 But at least we're still here, right? 1287 01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:38,297 You know something, man, fuck you. 1288 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:40,841 This is bullshit. 1289 01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:45,471 What the fuck you looking at? 1290 01:02:45,554 --> 01:02:47,222 Sick-ass nigga. 1291 01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:50,142 Fuck, man. 1292 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:54,229 [tense music playing] 1293 01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:05,073 [pensive music playing] 1294 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,710 [sighs] 1295 01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:36,021 [ghost voice] Ron. 1296 01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:40,400 Ron. 1297 01:03:41,610 --> 01:03:43,779 -[Gram] Ron. -[yelps] Grandma! 1298 01:03:44,947 --> 01:03:46,156 You scared me. 1299 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,575 [laughs] 1300 01:03:49,368 --> 01:03:53,664 When are you gonna stop being such a pussy? [laughs] 1301 01:03:53,747 --> 01:03:57,125 You know how bad I wanna brag about my grandson 1302 01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,502 to Bernie and Mack? 1303 01:03:59,294 --> 01:04:01,964 But ain't no way I can brag about you 1304 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:04,466 or say you my blood with the way you been acting. 1305 01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:08,470 Oh, the... the way I've been acting? 1306 01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:12,516 Child, would've been a pleasure too. 1307 01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:15,310 I know Rosa Parks may have sat on some bussies, 1308 01:04:15,394 --> 01:04:18,605 but I bet she had a whole lot more fun 1309 01:04:18,689 --> 01:04:20,732 sitting on some faces too, baby. 1310 01:04:20,816 --> 01:04:22,693 Babe. [grunting] 1311 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,194 What? 1312 01:04:24,278 --> 01:04:26,446 You need me to show you where the clitoris is 1313 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:27,948 while I'm still here? 1314 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:31,034 No, I don't need you to show me where no clitoris is, okay? 1315 01:04:31,118 --> 01:04:33,579 I just need you to stop being a fucking ho! 1316 01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:36,975 I'm sorry, I didn't... I... 1317 01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:38,834 You know, talk into Grandma good ear. 1318 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,085 Say that again. 1319 01:04:40,669 --> 01:04:43,255 I said you was being a, um... 1320 01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:45,173 -[smacks lips] -[Gram] No, no. 1321 01:04:45,257 --> 01:04:46,317 Say it, say it, say it, what? 1322 01:04:46,341 --> 01:04:48,260 Say it with your chest, like you just said it. 1323 01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:52,222 -Fucking... -Ho! That's what I thought! 1324 01:04:52,306 --> 01:04:54,224 I will fuck you up! 1325 01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:57,144 I will go west side up in here! 1326 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:58,979 You know I don't play this. 1327 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:00,856 Let me calm down. 1328 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:03,275 Almost gave you a heavenly-ass whooping. 1329 01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:04,901 Calm down. 1330 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:06,527 Okay. 1331 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:12,701 Now I know I gave you tough love 1332 01:05:12,784 --> 01:05:16,038 when you was growing up, and you needed that. 1333 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:22,753 But I also know that maybe my tough love was 1334 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:25,505 a little too tough on you sometimes. 1335 01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:30,886 Maybe you learned to be less afraid of this world, 1336 01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:35,140 but it ain't never too late to switch things up. 1337 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:37,851 No more hiding, no more excuses. 1338 01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:40,687 No more blaming anybody else 1339 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,857 for who you turned out to be. 1340 01:05:44,483 --> 01:05:47,903 Take some responsibility for your own actions. 1341 01:05:48,904 --> 01:05:51,823 Now I want you to do this for me, if you will. 1342 01:05:51,907 --> 01:05:54,701 I want you to take your narrow Black ass 1343 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,203 right on out the door, 1344 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,580 and do what the fuck you're supposed to do. 1345 01:05:58,664 --> 01:05:59,706 You hear me? 1346 01:05:59,790 --> 01:06:01,416 Don't bring me back no bullshit. 1347 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:05,337 One more thing, on a serious note. 1348 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:10,300 You apologize to T. 1349 01:06:12,219 --> 01:06:13,595 You make it right. 1350 01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:15,430 You make it right. 1351 01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:18,809 You got my blood in you. 1352 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:22,270 Now, I'm gonna be watching you. 1353 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,232 I love you, son. 1354 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:30,529 I love you too, Grandma. 1355 01:06:40,831 --> 01:06:42,249 Do you mind if I join you? 1356 01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:45,127 Yeah, of course, come sit. 1357 01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:50,841 And I promise, um, I won't try anything. 1358 01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:54,594 And I'm sorry if it comes off that way, 1359 01:06:55,137 --> 01:06:57,264 like that's the only thing I'm interested in with you, 1360 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:01,643 'cause you should know that there is nothing about you 1361 01:07:01,727 --> 01:07:03,311 that I'm not interested in. 1362 01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:06,231 I'm for real, like everything, your... 1363 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:09,151 your wit, your fearlessness. 1364 01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:12,863 Your ambition, your drive. 1365 01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:19,161 It's why I devoted myself night and day to building a multimillion-dollar company 1366 01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:21,371 to try and finally impress you. 1367 01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:26,501 Yeah, I named it after you. 1368 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:28,837 Wow. 1369 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:32,924 I'm surprised I never realized that. [chuckles] 1370 01:07:33,008 --> 01:07:34,568 You didn't look at the letters and see, 1371 01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:36,178 "Oh, that, that's my name." 1372 01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:40,766 No, I'm not that into myself, I guess. 1373 01:07:40,849 --> 01:07:41,849 Well, I'm into you. 1374 01:07:42,851 --> 01:07:49,858 Oh, well, I guess I kind of always liked your Jiminy Cricket ears, though too. 1375 01:07:50,358 --> 01:07:51,735 [both chuckle] 1376 01:07:53,904 --> 01:07:57,240 The truth is, I was always scared. 1377 01:08:00,786 --> 01:08:02,078 I know. 1378 01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:05,916 What you scared of? 1379 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,250 Being happy. 1380 01:08:09,294 --> 01:08:10,295 Losing it. 1381 01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:17,427 Opening up to the guy who's always been there for me, 1382 01:08:17,511 --> 01:08:19,513 no questions asked, my entire life. 1383 01:08:25,519 --> 01:08:26,520 [sighs deeply] 1384 01:08:27,813 --> 01:08:28,897 It's too late now. 1385 01:08:30,482 --> 01:08:31,900 Our lives about to be over. 1386 01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:32,984 Hmm... 1387 01:08:34,361 --> 01:08:35,987 What you talking about? 1388 01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:40,534 We still got 45 minutes. 1389 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:41,660 Oh, word? 1390 01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:44,496 [sensual music playing] 1391 01:08:58,260 --> 01:08:59,803 [Ron] T, can I...? 1392 01:09:01,012 --> 01:09:02,264 Can I holla at you real quick? 1393 01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:04,766 [sniffs] 1394 01:09:10,730 --> 01:09:15,277 [sighs] Okay, um... look, 1395 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,200 I don't even really know where to start, but... 1396 01:09:19,447 --> 01:09:21,491 First, let me start by apologizing. 1397 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:26,079 Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry. 1398 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:31,543 I'm sorry for letting you take the fall. 1399 01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,421 Sorry for not saying anything. 1400 01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:36,423 I'm sorry for being a terrible friend, 1401 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:38,383 'cause honestly, you wasn't just my friend. 1402 01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:39,968 You really was my brother. 1403 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:44,639 And for me not to be there for you was totally wrong on my part, man. 1404 01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:46,433 I'm sorry. 1405 01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:47,893 [sighs] 1406 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:56,902 It is all good, bro. 1407 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:02,073 And you ain't make me make the choices that I made. 1408 01:10:04,910 --> 01:10:06,620 It's consequences of my own actions. 1409 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:07,829 You know what I'm saying? 1410 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:12,000 I meant what I said about just, you know... 1411 01:10:13,293 --> 01:10:14,711 just being with y'all, man. 1412 01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:16,755 Those was some of the best days of my life, bro. 1413 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,800 [sighs] You're the best friend I ever had, bro. 1414 01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:26,640 I just wanted that feeling, you know? 1415 01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:31,186 Just one more time before I hung the jersey up. 1416 01:10:31,269 --> 01:10:32,269 You know what I'm saying? 1417 01:10:37,943 --> 01:10:38,944 [sniffs] 1418 01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:41,487 We're good, bro. 1419 01:10:48,036 --> 01:10:49,329 Put the hand up, man. 1420 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,666 Come here. 1421 01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:54,250 Come on. 1422 01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:56,795 -I love you, man. -Love you, too, bro. 1423 01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:02,175 All right, look... 1424 01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:09,182 Let's, uh, let's get out here. Let's... let's find Shari and Ellis. 1425 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,494 Yeah, man, let's get the fuck outta here, man. 1426 01:11:11,518 --> 01:11:12,936 I mean, maybe find you some tissue. 1427 01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:14,729 You got that Viola Davis snot. 1428 01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:16,064 Hey, fuck you, man. 1429 01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:18,400 See? Man, you play too fucking much, bro. 1430 01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:20,527 [sniffs] Motherfucker about to die and you playing. 1431 01:11:20,986 --> 01:11:22,988 [ominous music playing] 1432 01:11:39,713 --> 01:11:40,964 Hey, what the fuck y'all doing? 1433 01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,767 [Shari] What the fuck it look like we doing? 1434 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,050 That's what I'm talking about. 1435 01:11:44,134 --> 01:11:45,134 Shit! 1436 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:46,570 -Still look good. -Hey, snap out of it. 1437 01:11:46,594 --> 01:11:48,221 Okay, focus. 1438 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,640 Look, y'all, look, we gotta take these assholes down, 1439 01:11:50,724 --> 01:11:52,364 and we only got like 20 minutes to do it. 1440 01:11:52,434 --> 01:11:55,478 So what's the point? We can't beat them. 1441 01:11:55,562 --> 01:11:57,814 I thought the same thing a few minutes ago. 1442 01:11:58,565 --> 01:12:00,692 And I get it, look, we're all liars, right? 1443 01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:01,943 We lie to each other. 1444 01:12:02,027 --> 01:12:03,570 We lie to ourselves. 1445 01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:05,214 We just a bunch of fuck-ups, we're all that stuff. 1446 01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:07,532 But one thing about us, when we come together 1447 01:12:07,615 --> 01:12:09,868 as fuck-ups, we make shit happen. 1448 01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:13,246 We are good as a group of fuck-ups, as one. 1449 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:16,249 Yeah, we should come together, right? 1450 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:17,584 No. 1451 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,294 It's your turn to come up with a plan. 1452 01:12:19,377 --> 01:12:21,046 So what we doing? 1453 01:12:21,129 --> 01:12:23,506 All right, yeah, you know something, I got this shit. 1454 01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:24,674 I got a great plan, 1455 01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:26,092 but before I give it to y'all, 1456 01:12:26,176 --> 01:12:28,261 can Ellis put his fucking shirt on first? 1457 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,555 Goddamn, you hating, bro. 1458 01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:32,140 -[T] Put your shirt on. -This is 1459 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:34,059 -hard work and dedication. -[T] Baby nipples. 1460 01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:35,518 These are man nipples. 1461 01:12:35,602 --> 01:12:37,228 No, it look good than a motherfucker. 1462 01:12:37,312 --> 01:12:38,563 You gotta see my shit, though. 1463 01:12:38,646 --> 01:12:39,731 [Ellis] T, relax. 1464 01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:41,000 -Man, fuck you. -[Ellis] Fuck you. 1465 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,525 -Fuck you. -[Ellis] Fuck you. 1466 01:12:42,609 --> 01:12:44,069 [T] Hey, man, fuck you. 1467 01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:45,904 [Marjorie] Welcome, tributes. 1468 01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:49,783 Once again, we assemble in joyous anticipation 1469 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,743 of our Dark Lord's return. 1470 01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:54,412 For tonight, He feasts! 1471 01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:56,581 [Alton] Give praise and bear witness, 1472 01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:59,709 you who have devoted your souls to His glory. 1473 01:12:59,793 --> 01:13:03,338 It is time for our unholy communion. 1474 01:13:04,589 --> 01:13:07,092 Okay, guys, I'm telling you, I got the plan of all plans. 1475 01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:08,551 I hope y'all ready. Y'all ready? 1476 01:13:08,635 --> 01:13:09,904 -[Shari] Mm-hmm. -Okay, here we go. 1477 01:13:09,928 --> 01:13:11,488 -Now the knife that they... -[T] No, no, 1478 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:14,015 it's Clauneck's Misericorde. 1479 01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:16,660 -Thanks, T. -[T] Read a book, nigga, damn. 1480 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:18,186 -Cool. -Like I said, the knife... 1481 01:13:18,269 --> 01:13:21,022 It's the Clauneck's Misericorde. 1482 01:13:22,107 --> 01:13:24,526 Clauneck's Misericorde. 1483 01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:26,069 -[T] Yeah. -Does that make you happy? 1484 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,154 What y'all doing, we got 20 minutes, hurry up. 1485 01:13:28,238 --> 01:13:30,398 Okay, you're right, look, all I'm saying is that the... 1486 01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:32,176 -Clauneck's Misericorde... -Clauneck's Misericorde. 1487 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,969 Is what they probably use in the first place 1488 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,495 to strike a deal with the old boy. 1489 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:38,873 And I'm telling you, I think this thing packs a lot of power. 1490 01:13:39,707 --> 01:13:41,709 Which means that's why they want it so bad 1491 01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:44,712 so they could possibly strike another deal with him. 1492 01:13:44,796 --> 01:13:48,341 All right, so we find it, we kill their plans. 1493 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,969 Matter of fact, we find it, and we kill their asses. 1494 01:13:51,052 --> 01:13:52,220 Yes! 1495 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:53,888 That's right, we get rid of 'em, man. 1496 01:13:53,972 --> 01:13:55,682 Matter of fact, we make them the sacrifices 1497 01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:58,309 and fucking destroy their grandma fucking asses. 1498 01:13:58,393 --> 01:13:59,227 -[T] Yes. Fuck they grandma. -Nasty. 1499 01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:01,437 They fucked my grandma, they fucked my grandma. 1500 01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:02,897 Where do we think we find it? 1501 01:14:02,981 --> 01:14:04,208 Look, when the ghost went inside of me... 1502 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:06,317 -Hey, yo. -Pause. 1503 01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:08,027 Guys, guys, you are silly. 1504 01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:09,630 Look, I'm just saying when the ghost came inside of me... 1505 01:14:09,654 --> 01:14:10,572 Oh, you gonna double down on that? 1506 01:14:10,655 --> 01:14:12,073 Another pause. 1507 01:14:12,157 --> 01:14:13,757 Okay, you get it, you know what I meant. 1508 01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:16,494 When the ghost "possessed" me, the ghost showed me 1509 01:14:16,578 --> 01:14:18,371 where the knife could possibly be. 1510 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,123 And look here, guys. 1511 01:14:21,249 --> 01:14:23,209 This is our time to shine. 1512 01:14:23,293 --> 01:14:25,003 And more than anything, 1513 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:27,797 I'm excited that we're finally coming together. 1514 01:14:27,881 --> 01:14:30,884 [hopeful music playing] 1515 01:14:31,176 --> 01:14:34,053 -Let's do this. -Let's do this shit, huh? 1516 01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:35,680 [all] Yeah! 1517 01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:37,366 -That was lame as hell. -It was. 1518 01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:39,326 [Ellis] He was in your head while you was giving him head. 1519 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:40,435 [Ron] I did not say that. 1520 01:14:40,518 --> 01:14:42,520 [determined music playing] 1521 01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:57,577 This is it. 1522 01:14:58,328 --> 01:15:00,246 This is exactly it. 1523 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,417 Hey, hey, wait, remember that? 1524 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,502 [suspenseful music playing] 1525 01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:15,053 [all scream] 1526 01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:17,931 [Marjorie] He is arriving. 1527 01:15:23,770 --> 01:15:28,191 [distorted eerie music playing] 1528 01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:40,912 [dark music playing] 1529 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,836 [Clauneck] You thought you could fuck with me? 1530 01:15:51,381 --> 01:15:52,382 [screams] 1531 01:15:57,804 --> 01:15:58,804 [screams] 1532 01:16:07,939 --> 01:16:10,650 -Now, he feasts! -[Marjorie] Now, he feasts! 1533 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:13,236 [Alton laughs sinisterly] 1534 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:17,782 Whoa, where the, fuck... Who are you people? 1535 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:19,659 Oh, that's spooky. 1536 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:24,455 Oh, Ellis, Ellis... Something's wrong. 1537 01:16:24,539 --> 01:16:26,165 Don't look at me. 1538 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,961 [laughs darkly] 1539 01:16:30,545 --> 01:16:32,505 I remember you assholes. 1540 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,132 Especially you! 1541 01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:37,135 You did this thing. 1542 01:16:37,552 --> 01:16:38,636 What's this? 1543 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:39,971 [all yelp] 1544 01:16:41,681 --> 01:16:43,224 Jared? 1545 01:16:43,308 --> 01:16:45,018 [dark suspenseful music playing] 1546 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:46,227 Watch it! 1547 01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:51,149 What the fuck just happened? 1548 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:53,401 -[Ellis] Y'all okay? -[Shari] Hell fucking no. 1549 01:16:54,402 --> 01:16:56,612 -[Marjorie] The dagger, Alton! -[screams] 1550 01:16:58,531 --> 01:16:59,699 Shit. 1551 01:17:00,742 --> 01:17:03,202 Yeah, yeah! 1552 01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:05,413 [Marjorie] No! [screams] 1553 01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:07,665 [Alton] No, my love! 1554 01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:17,759 Yeah! 1555 01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:20,845 [dark suspenseful music builds] 1556 01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:23,681 [growling] 1557 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:37,195 This is it. 1558 01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:40,698 Your whole life has led to this single moment. 1559 01:17:40,782 --> 01:17:42,492 You have a choice to make, Terrance. 1560 01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:46,537 Turn your friends' souls over to me, and I'll cure you. 1561 01:17:47,038 --> 01:17:49,916 And you can live the rest of your life in freedom 1562 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:52,752 that they've all had and wasted. 1563 01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:55,797 Or sacrifice yourself to me 1564 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,299 and join me in the eternal damnation. 1565 01:17:58,383 --> 01:18:00,635 The choice is yours, Terrance. 1566 01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:04,305 Yourself or your friends. 1567 01:18:05,098 --> 01:18:09,852 What will you do? 1568 01:18:10,978 --> 01:18:12,522 [suspenseful tense music playing] 1569 01:18:25,535 --> 01:18:29,455 I'm like... Misericorde. [laughs] 1570 01:18:29,539 --> 01:18:31,207 [Ron] Glowing and everything, ain't he? 1571 01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:33,835 [everyone] T, no! 1572 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,549 [all groan] 1573 01:18:41,092 --> 01:18:43,136 [silence] 1574 01:19:01,571 --> 01:19:03,322 [Ellis] I mean, yeah, it's not the beach, 1575 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:05,450 but it's definitely still a nice spot, right? 1576 01:19:05,533 --> 01:19:07,493 I got us a good rate. 1577 01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:09,287 I'm telling you, we can turn this thing 1578 01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:11,414 into something real nice with all the money we got. 1579 01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:14,167 I can't believe that crusty-rusty old mansion shit 1580 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:17,211 is actually worth so much, right? [chuckles] 1581 01:19:17,295 --> 01:19:21,507 T was low-key a genius for breaking into that spot, I mean. 1582 01:19:22,717 --> 01:19:24,093 Yeah, you probably right. 1583 01:19:24,177 --> 01:19:25,720 He was blessing in disguise, huh? 1584 01:19:25,803 --> 01:19:26,721 -Mm-hmm. -[chuckles] 1585 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:29,015 -When crime pays. -Crime pays. 1586 01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:31,225 -Yeah. -[both laugh] 1587 01:19:31,309 --> 01:19:33,144 You know, that's why we gotta run it back. 1588 01:19:33,227 --> 01:19:34,955 That's why we doing this, right, so we can make more money. 1589 01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:38,649 But it doesn't feel exactly right doing this 1590 01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:40,693 without T being here to celebrate this with us. 1591 01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:42,403 [clicks tongue, sighs] 1592 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:47,450 But think about how much money we get if we sell this. 1593 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,496 Maybe we should hold onto it. 1594 01:19:51,579 --> 01:19:53,247 [eerie sting] 1595 01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:56,167 Yeah. 1596 01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:57,502 Yeah, come on, put it... 1597 01:19:57,585 --> 01:19:59,003 Yeah, we not selling this. 1598 01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,796 -Yeah. -You wanna, um, 1599 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,590 help me, uh, set up this office? 1600 01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:04,175 I got a lot of stuff in there. 1601 01:20:04,258 --> 01:20:06,219 I just need help setting up, I think. 1602 01:20:07,094 --> 01:20:08,094 We're just gonna... 1603 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:09,555 No, I know what y'all doing. 1604 01:20:09,639 --> 01:20:11,783 Do y'all think I'm stupid? Y'all ain't about to be in there setting up nothing. 1605 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,851 -Yeah, we gonna set it up. -You're holding hands. 1606 01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:15,603 You making the fuck... 1607 01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,355 Don't be fucking in there, okay? 1608 01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:18,564 This is a place of work! 1609 01:20:18,648 --> 01:20:19,732 Hi, Ron. 1610 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:25,988 Joanna, what are you doing here? 1611 01:20:26,072 --> 01:20:29,784 Listen, I know things are not the best between us right now, 1612 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:34,121 but I heard about T, so I just wanted to check in on you 1613 01:20:34,205 --> 01:20:36,085 'cause it sounds like you've been through a lot. 1614 01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:38,709 [sighs] 1615 01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:40,812 Yeah, you are right, I have been through a lot, 1616 01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:43,673 and thank you for checking in on me. 1617 01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:45,383 I appreciate that. [chuckles] 1618 01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:47,301 But I've been good, you know? 1619 01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:51,430 I've been really strong, and honestly, I credit that to you. 1620 01:20:52,807 --> 01:20:56,269 Yeah, yeah, for real, like you put me through a lot of bullshit. 1621 01:20:57,812 --> 01:20:59,730 Because of that bullshit, I'm a stronger person. 1622 01:20:59,814 --> 01:21:01,607 You know we both made mistakes, right? 1623 01:21:01,691 --> 01:21:05,486 Nah, nah, I mean, I didn't... I didn't do a lot. 1624 01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:07,572 I was really just committed to you. 1625 01:21:07,655 --> 01:21:11,576 You... you had a half-naked man in our kitchen. 1626 01:21:11,659 --> 01:21:13,911 -He was the handyman. -He was no goddamn handyman. 1627 01:21:13,995 --> 01:21:15,830 You know well he was no handyman, but... 1628 01:21:15,913 --> 01:21:17,707 but I'm not petty like that. 1629 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:22,044 I've moved on because I've forgiven you. 1630 01:21:22,336 --> 01:21:23,713 I forgive you. 1631 01:21:24,005 --> 01:21:26,799 That's what I came here for to say I'm willing to forgive you 1632 01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:28,426 if you are willing to forgive me. 1633 01:21:28,509 --> 01:21:31,596 Cool, it's crazy to forgive people for shit they didn't do. 1634 01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:35,099 But it's all good, you know something, this is a good time, 1635 01:21:35,182 --> 01:21:38,060 especially when forgiveness is in play, to start over. 1636 01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:42,023 That's exactly what I'm saying. 1637 01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:46,152 Well, I loved it, I love the idea of starting over. 1638 01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:47,528 [smacks lips] 1639 01:21:49,363 --> 01:21:50,573 But without you. 1640 01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:53,451 Wha... what do you mean? 1641 01:21:54,869 --> 01:21:56,162 I mean I don't wanna... 1642 01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:02,627 Just me starting over alone. 1643 01:22:03,878 --> 01:22:05,129 Okay, Ron. 1644 01:22:06,297 --> 01:22:09,091 Good luck, I'm proud of you. 1645 01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:10,885 Proud of you too. 1646 01:22:12,261 --> 01:22:13,261 [scoffs] 1647 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,973 That's right, okay, well, take care. 1648 01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:21,937 [sighs] 1649 01:22:23,898 --> 01:22:25,149 [exhales deeply] 1650 01:22:25,232 --> 01:22:27,985 [T] Fuck Joanna, plenty bad bitches out here. 1651 01:22:28,069 --> 01:22:29,320 T, is that you? 1652 01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:31,197 [T] Let's find out. 1653 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,282 [laughs sinisterly] 1654 01:22:33,908 --> 01:22:35,910 [eerie music playing] 1655 01:22:37,036 --> 01:22:41,040 ["Multiply" by One Shadow playing] 1656 01:23:07,274 --> 01:23:10,569 [unsettling music playing] 1657 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,919 Yes, my Lord. 1658 01:23:27,837 --> 01:23:29,547 They have the blade. 1659 01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:33,217 They belong to you now. 1660 01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:37,096 Yeah. [laughs] 1661 01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:43,519 [Clauneck] You will be rewarded, Ratface George. 1662 01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:45,146 [Ratface George] It's George. 1663 01:23:45,229 --> 01:23:47,648 It's just George! Damn! 114454