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>> I am happy.

I am healthy.

I am happy.

I am healthy.

I am strong.

Tonight is

It's going to be a good night.

Hello.

Come in. Hey, how are you going? How are

you so far? Always do. I'm just

finishing getting ready. Okay. You want

a drink?

Oh, yeah. Okay. Yep. It's down in the

fridge.

What are you wearing?

I would call it a casual chic.

Yeah, you look comfy.

Give me a hug. Oh.

Oh, wow. You look incredible.

>> Oh, okay.

>> [laughter]

>> Blessings.

Look at your heels. Uh, you know I don't

wear heels, my goodness.

Yeah, that's right. You get that a lot.

I bought these just for it, so

Uh, they're new.

All right, ready?

Yay, glasses. What do you think of the

spread? It looks amazing.

>> I spent all day doing it. I'm not

surprised.

What did you do last night? I know. Wow.

I know. Oh my goodness. I look like a

unicorn, don't I?

>> You do.

Like the epitome.

That's amazing. How long did that take?

Um, it's just a temporary. It'll come

out, but I was at last week.

What? I didn't see you, but

>> Like like behind me, like my painting.

Like that that color? Yeah, like that.

Just maybe just more pastel, like a

little a little lighter. Anyway, cheers.

Happy New Year. Cheers.

So, what did you do last night?

Uh, I went shopping.

>> [laughter]

>> Shopping? I got everything. Yeah, cuz I

didn't want to do it today because

everyone's everywhere.

Yeah. Yes, thank you. It gets hectic.

That was great. Thank you for doing

that.

Yeah, so I've got um salad. Hey, come

here.

>> [laughter]

>> HI.

HELLO.

HI.

OH, YOU LOOK AMAZING.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

What's all this? Uh, you know, just a

little Are we planning on staying in all

night?

Um, no, no, no. You know, like eat

something for your stomach. You know,

not drink too much.

Yeah, we're we're sorted.

I'm hitting those wines. Yeah.

All right, so we just This is cold,

though. What? Did you stay home all day

preparing all this? I did. I did. I did.

Stupid cow. I love you.

>> [laughter]

>> It's all I could do. I haven't seen you

guys in ages. It's been uh yeah, a

little bit too long. I know. Feed me.

Really? Yeah, we had dinner at Feed Me.

Oh, sorry. I thought you meant like

>> [laughter]

>> Well, I've got a Greek salad. Now, can

we drink that? So, yeah, yeah. Where's

yours? Um, here. Here. Cheers. HAPPY NEW

YEAR.

ALWAYS. CHEERS, GIRLS.

YEAH.

>> Can you put on some party music? Yeah,

you like her. Great. What is it? Palace

Christmas.

Yeah, yeah. Christmas happened. Yeah.

What is that? It's got alcohol in it.

Yes, I made it for you.

punch. Yeah, it's made with Midori.

Why is it called swamp punch?

I just think it's cherry represent like

I thought I was thinking more like a

lotus Okay. or a nipple. A lonely lonely

nipple. Oh, look, there's another one.

There's two nipples in there. Two

nipples

Feel free to take that.

Um, I don't know. Maybe drink it first

and decide what you want.

>> try it? Can I try it? I'm ready for

this. I'm ready to All right, oh well.

Okay. I won't have much cuz that's going

to be weird.

It's a nice color now. Looks like

your own I did make it for you, so

That's good. You guys are good. I'm

good. I'm good.

Excellent. Try that. Yeah, [laughter]

for sure. This is cute. Oh, thank you.

Yeah, I'm up shop. Is it new? Love it.

I haven't seen that. Although I haven't

seen you in 2 months, so

True. Yeah, sorry about that.

New wardrobe and everything. I've been

really really busy, so yeah. Doing? You

know, like work and like life. Yeah.

Cool. Yeah. I don't know. You know, the

end of the year always like this period

stuff. I know what you mean. Yesterday I

was um doing probate work for

So, listen to that.

Hi.

Hi, this is Zoe. Hi.

Nice nice to meet you. Pleasure.

You look amazing.

I thought you did too.

Are you going to leave me feeling

awkward?

This is Taryn. Hey. How are you? Hello.

I'm Taryn, nice to see you. Nice to meet

you. What's your name? Sophia. Sophia.

Nice to meet you.

Your hair. I'm all about hair tonight.

>> [laughter]

>> Your hair looks amazing.

And who are you? I'm Taryn. It's an

absolute pleasure to

Fiona, I believe. Look, she's told me so

much about you all. Of course, cuz we

know nothing about you. Are you kidding

me? Oh, we will find out as the night

goes on and I get more drunk.

>> [laughter]

>> You're the only guy

A little bit here and there, but I mean

they're lovely. I got really busy, so I

mean I guess we haven't we haven't

spoken. Thank you.

Straight on it. That's beautiful. Thanks

so much. You look hot. Thank you. What's

in the case? Loving the hair. I've got a

guitar in here actually. I'm a musician

in fact. Hi. Hey.

Hey, she's busy, you know.

I'm good. This is a beautiful place.

Fiona, is this your place? Yeah.

Um

yeah, no, I'm fine. I don't know if I

have room for this in the fridge cuz

That's fine.

I'm sorry, do you want me to carry it? I

can have warm beer. Yeah. Oh yeah, I

should get you a beer.

I'm I've been there like once in a

while.

I don't think I've met you. Sorry, is it

Hi. Summer. Summer. Hi. Hello. Hello,

I'm Taren. It's a pleasure. Taren. It's

a pleasure. It's a pleasure. Taren but

it's not. Yeah, it's close. Yeah,

exactly. I mean Taren whatever you call

me. I'll just I'll Is that English? Yes.

It is. I'm from Manchester. Yeah, in the

UK. Like Taren is that an English name?

It is. Yeah, yeah, my parents are all

from England, yeah.

No, it's just exactly. Um they have um

stolen

um stolen the champagne and taken it

outside, so I would get that. Hopefully

they haven't drunk it all and here is

your beer.

>> Thank you so much. One of those things.

Actually, I should have checked that.

Yeah, it turns out I do. That's

Thank you. That's embarrassing.

That's okay.

Did you know he was coming?

Like did she tell you? Do you mind if I

ditch the guitar?

It's just

Okay, great. You're awkward to carry

out, it's all Yeah, I'll bring you a

beer, okay? Thanks so much. I appreciate

it. Take your time.

Hello. Oh my god, are you serious? Are

you? What? Come on Luce, I did the same

thing.

Yeah, maybe after a few drinks.

>> Yeah, okay. You're right. You're right,

but

When? Um a few months ago now. Oh my

god, they look amazing. I'm so jealous.

Thank you. You actually gave me a lot of

grief for that.

Well, now I can see them and they feel

so real. Yeah.

I mean most people don't even I'm not

even looking at your face at the moment.

I can't tell because of those outrageous

sunglasses.

>> Sorry.

>> [laughter]

>> It's a good cover up. I might have to

buy some.

Yeah, we can borrow them.

Yeah, no, yeah, I guess it was um

Yeah, a gift to myself after finishing

the feature film and

yeah, I'm really happy with it. The

surgeon did an amazing job.

>> They look amazing. Yeah. Definitely did.

I'm sorry, I keep speaking of that.

Okay, I'm going to go get my beer, all

right?

Does anyone need a drink? I I can while

I'm in there. I think there's some beers

in the fridge. Maybe if you get him

really drunk.

Awesome.

Hey. It's all right. I feel I feel

guilty. I just I'll get my own beer. No,

no, no, I I finally found some kind of

weird

you know

Well, listen, look, I I just want to say

I really appreciate you having me here

tonight.

She's told me a lot about you and

I've got to say Yeah. she wonderful. I'd

like to get to know you. Goodness. Um

yeah, okay. So you you I mean you've

been in Australia the whole Do you ever

been to UK? No, no. I would love to know

a bit about you actually. So how long

you've been in Australia for?

>> you can ask me anything. How long we got

here? We got here on Christmas Eve

actually. Spent Christmas Eve with you

know her family and that and then yeah,

here we are. So

>> Wait, wait, wait, you've been back that

long? I've been back a few days, yeah.

We went to Bali first and that was nice

and you know we had a bit of a good time

there and then um yeah, we came here,

so. But tell me

about yourself. Like I don't know

anything about you. No, I actually got

this done before Taren.

I think they look great, so I'm jealous.

Thank you. And you know, no regrets and

everyone like everyone has a different

perspective on it. Yes, and my

perspective is you don't [ __ ] need

that cuz you have actual talent. And you

can make it without having to do that.

Now now she can play the hot chick and

the smart chick. She could already play

the [ __ ] hot chick. Yeah, I know, but

it's funny how people just assume that

it's for like insecurity purposes or

that you

or you think it's going to gain you

something or

It's your body, so you can do what you

Thank you. It is my body and I did it

for me at the end of the day.

It's something that I wanted.

And Taren came into the picture well

after. So is he like your boyfriend or

Um

I probably wouldn't use the boyfriend

term. Yeah.

Sorry. Fee, whatever you want to be

called. Look, you seem really tense. Are

you all right? Like is your posture

always so You just seem so, you know,

introverted. Just relax.

>> Taren. It's okay.

>> Taren. I don't I don't I don't I don't

know. Do you want to talk about

anything?

In the UK or wherever you're from. Um

but

just yeah, please don't touch me. You

seem you seem like you're just really

tense is all. Like you're quite I'm not

analyzing you, so I don't you know, like

I know, but I just want you to know

I've got your well-being in my heart,

you know? Your your your face is

smiling, but the words coming out and

the way you're touching me is not

appropriate. So I just want to you you

know know that. It's Look, it's hard for

a man not to smile when they're looking

at you. You're quite an attractive girl.

You're lovely. You've got a wonderful

house. Yeah, you're and you're in my

house and you're

I don't If you need any help, I just I

just think you're you seem You know

what? If you're not interested If you're

not interested in Lucinda

Is that what you're saying? What do you

mean? What's this got to do with

Lucinda? I just

I love you. I love you too and I've

missed all of you so much. We missed

you.

It's really good to be here.

Happy [ __ ] New Year.

Thanks, Taren.

I

I just I don't know.

Like am I am I being selfish when I say

that I just wish you'd told me? I I was

just about to ask you if you knew. I

didn't know

I really didn't know

about any of this. Like she hasn't

talked to me since she got back. She's

barely talked to me while she was over

there. I called her so many times and

she just ignored them.

And like I think eventually I know.

I don't know I like I feel like she's

kind of rubbing it in my face, you know,

like I just had a conversation with her

was going to [ __ ] talk to Summer.

Really? I was going to say to her then.

I was I don't know what to do now

because like I had plans to go tonight

to you know

talk to her about what happened

and like see how she felt. You know

what? Your plans don't [ __ ] change

just cuz that idiot's here. I'm sure he

was brought in last minute and he'll be

[ __ ] out the next minute. So you do

you and you pull her aside and you talk

to her.

And that's what she comes up with

[ __ ] talk about. Yeah, I think I

will. I think I will. [ __ ] who the

[ __ ] is he?

Yeah, I know. He's no one. You guys have

history, you need to talk it out. Yeah,

I agree. Sort it out.

Yeah, do it.

Yeah.

Awkward.

Yeah.

You okay? Yeah. It's not a big deal.

Oh, darling.

If you only knew.

Anyway.

I guess that just changes

the dynamics

of the night.

It'll be fine.

I just want to know if they're like

together

or not. Keep getting your [ __ ] pants.

There are bigger [ __ ] issues here.

You are such a [ __ ] [ __ ] Can you

just keep getting your pants? One

[ __ ] second. Seriously, stop it.

Look, I'm

sorry. If I can make it up to you, I'll

do it, but I just I really want you to

know that I'm here in all good terms and

you seem wonderful. And I just want to

make sure that if there's anything I can

do to make you feel better, you just

tell me, I'll do it. Okay.

>> help?

>> You know what would make me feel better?

Grab another beer.

Um I know you're doing well. Okay. And

how about you go out on the balcony with

me and we'll go mingle.

>> That's great. Okay, sounds good. I just

make sure you Yeah. It's really nice

meeting you properly now. Boundaries.

Yeah. I just You just Hey, Fee, one

second. Fee.

Hey.

Hi. Hey. Just Just

>> [clears throat]

>> Just touch-ups.

Yep. Um

I just um wanted to like catch up

one-on-one and just see how you're going

cuz we haven't really talked since you

got back from the UK. Just want to you

know see if you're

happy to be back and

Yeah. Yeah, it's been

It's been really good actually.

Catching up with my mom and dad. Nice.

Yeah, how was your Christmas? It was

really good.

I don't know. The the usual lots of food

and and alcohol and Yep. Standard

Christmas. Yeah, fair enough.

Yeah, I'm I'm sorry I didn't I didn't

call. I just Oh, it's okay. It's cool.

No, like I mean I know how it is. It's

Christmas, you just like take a zoom and

like family and Yeah, I just got caught

up with everything and So when did you

actually get back?

Um Christmas Eve. Oh, wow. Okay, so

you've been back a while. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Um

Yeah, cool. And um

Taren, he's like

he came back with you and just Does he

just like sussing out the scene or like

Is he an actor or No, he's a musician.

Oh, okay. Yeah, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And um so he's just like Well, you know,

he's never been to Australia before. And

so we actually we stopped um over at

Bali and just had Oh, wow.

How's that? It was quite like chaotic.

Yeah, I really ever heard people give me

like bad recommendations about Bali,

like getting bit by rabid dogs and

stuff. Seriously.

No, it was fine. Just I mean, I guess

I don't know. The most dangerous part

was drinking too much alcohol. Like we

just We just partied.

Like you didn't put anything up on

Facebook or anything.

Yeah, I just

I wanted to have some fun. Yeah, well.

No, that's cool. So, is he like um is

he, you know, here to stay or is he just

Well, he he's just here on holiday. Oh,

okay. Yeah, cool. Cool, yeah. Um yeah,

okay, cool. Yeah, sweet. Um oh

Uh do you remember that LA casting

director, Frank Mentha, that we met when

we were in LA? Okay, so he is coming to

stamp for a one weekend LA casting um

like workshop. And one of the reasons I

was trying to call you was to see if you

wanted to do it with me. So

like cuz I didn't hear back from you, I

just went ahead and booked us in. Cuz I

didn't I thought you wouldn't want to

miss out on that opportunity, you know.

Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Like Yeah, mate. In the two [ __ ]

months that you've known her, I'm sure

she hasn't told you

>> Well, well, tell me this. Tell me this.

Riddle me this, my love. Don't tell

>> How come if things are so tense?

I just got off the phone with Carlotta

and she wants me to put down this

self-tape of a monologue I've been

working on. Can I do it for you?

I'd love to hear it. That sounds

brilliant. Yeah, that's great. It's just

something I've been working on, but she

says it'll work. Can I get Can I get

your opinion?

Sure. Cool.

It's all right. Isn't this exciting,

Sophia? Yeah. She's going to take She

just told me she's an acting teacher, so

isn't this wonderful? She can give a

proper

guided opinion, right, Sophia?

Right. Taryn, is it?

>> Taryn, that's right. What do you mean?

Like you're going Well, I've

I've got a lot to think about and um

plans to make and I wasn't actually sure

how long I was going to stay in

Melbourne. Oh, really? Like

for good or Well, I mean, I still live

in London. I guess, yeah. Um you know, I

wasn't coming back here permanently. Is

that Is that what you thought? That I

was coming back here permanently? I mean

I can't like I knew you always wanted to

go to LA or the UK for acting, but I

kind of thought

Yeah, you this is you make this your

base, like your home base, but

um

like have you got your visas and

everything or I haven't got a solid plan

yet.

>> Yeah. Okay, so it might be like moving

forward. Yeah, yeah. No, that's cool.

No, I just thought you were like no and

I was like Sorry, I I I'm I think we're

being really rude just like being in

here. I think I'm going to get back out

to the balcony instead of being in

>> you out there. Okay, yeah.

Hey. Hi. Someone left the oven on.

You seriously?

What's going on out there?

Ah, Zoe being Zoe. Oh, Jesus.

No, it's okay. It's off now. I'm just um

prepping up Do you need some help with

anything? Um

No, I was wondering why I was so hot.

>> [laughter]

>> I thought I was sick or something. Um it

was the oven.

Look

I didn't come here to yell at you. Okay,

I know what it feels like

to be afraid

of people to see who you really are, cuz

I was, but I'm not anymore.

And even though I have no job and no

money and NO APARTMENT, IT'S YOU WHO I

FEEL SORRY FOR.

I'm I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I know the guy who wrote those emails

is inside you somewhere, but I can't

wait for him

because

waiting for him

it's like waiting for rain in a drought.

It's useless.

It's disappointing.

Wow. You know what I love about that? Is

you just you let yourself go. She she,

you know, you weren't afraid to just

you know, say what you thought. Yeah, I

thought I saw

beautiful elements in that. Thank you.

But I'm no teacher. I'm no teacher. So,

I guess you should hear from the

professional over here.

What What do you think, Sophia?

Oh, it's it's um

Is it an original piece or No, it's um

it's from a Cinderella story.

Love that movie.

Yeah, she's so good. It's It's a

classic. No, actually, I took a month

off and I went to Thailand.

Okay. And how how much was it? Sorry, I

just

just like to No, that's fine. I get I

get asked these questions all the time.

It's fine.

Uh roughly um

I think [music] it was probably like

almost 6,000 lb. Like including

>> What's that mean in Australian Uh so,

probably like around 10 grand-ish.

Okay. So, but you know, like my flights

were included, my um like almost 4 weeks

in a hotel, all the medication, um I was

very well looked after. Search like

everything everything combined was

>> I know, yeah, yeah. I would say yeah, 10

grand. Hey.

So, I think

>> Have you got any notes? Hey, friend. You

just missed a moment. It was a beautiful

moment.

>> What? What happened? It was an acting

extravaganza. I just um Carlotta asked

me to do a monologue, so I've Oh,

Carlotta, really? Yeah, yeah. She wants

me to put down a self-tape for this US

audition and something like I didn't do

it with a US accent.

No, but that's not

the problem. Can you do it again?

If you If you need any details, I can

send you um the surgeon and all the

I can send you all the details if you

like. All right, awesome. All right,

well, you go out there and I will I will

be out there in a second. I'm just

>> And please come out and have some fun.

It's not Yeah.

Don't

stay in the kitchen.

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah, with You're not a housewife.

>> No, I know. All right, all right. I'll

cut this apple and then I'll um

I'll come out.

>> [music]

>> You go have fun.

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[cheering]

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>> Like a zombie uh zombie action thriller

horror. Oh my god, it like probably

merges a lot of genres together, really.

But a little bit more than just a zombie

film. Like it it it kind of taps into

like the psychological

um

manifestations of like darkness within

and how we identify with inner demons

and stuff. And in terms of actors, a lot

of probably up-and-coming actors. No one

I don't know. You're an up-and-coming

actor.

Did you speak to your agent afterwards?

I did. After our conversation, I did

speak to Mia and

like in the process of trying to get

into some more work right now.

>> what you sound like, right? I know. I

can see you looking at me. Did

[laughter] you actually get on the phone

and tell her what I said? Yes, I did.

She should be riding the [ __ ] wave.

She's [ __ ] in a feature film in the

UK. She shouldn't be getting [ __ ] TVC

commercials after that [ __ ] There's

from the teacher herself. Okay, I see.

Thank you. It means so much to me having

your support. Always. Did you find that

acting in the UK was like easier than

here? Like is there more, do you reckon?

There was so many more opportunities,

absolutely. Now they say just go out and

film your own stuff. I'm writing a play.

So, yeah, yeah.

Oh, thank you.

No, well, she's been really good. She's

been helping me through it. Um so, it's

called Summer Love.

Cuz your name's Summer. That's

brilliant.

>> [laughter]

>> You got it.

Um yeah, so it's a coming out coming of

age play.

So, a married couple of Sanders around a

heterosexual married couple

um and eventually their relationship

plunges turmoil as the wife grows

increasingly suspicious that her

husband's having an affair with another

man. So a little bit of tense suspense.

It's sort of shown from her point of

view. So, you know, at first he thinks

like, "Oh, nothing of it. He's going

away with the guys for the weekend." But

then she sort of finds out eventually

it's just the one guy. And it gets a

little suspicious. She thinks she's

crazy. Um but yeah, and then it moves to

his point of view and um when he finally

decides like realizes that he's supposed

that he is not heterosexual. Um then

it's kind of like his realization and

coming out and you know, all that that

comes with it. So Yeah, it's going to be

>> It's going to be amazing. Thank you.

Yeah, I'm really excited. When do I see

it on down? It's Well, I'm I'm still

writing it. Should I get autographs now

or what? Like, what's happening here?

Do I need to get autographs

Maybe. Yeah, like somebody's married to

a woman and then just like

Oh, no, it happens. It really does. It

really does. Like, especially like

Honestly, I I know it sounds weird, but

there's sort of I don't know. People

realize at all stages and ages of their

life that they actually aren't

heterosexual. I just feel like that's

not really that realistic.

>> No, but that happens. It really does.

And that's why, you know, sometimes

marriages break down. And like, it's

fine and but it's it's a process, I

guess, especially if kids are involved.

Um but yeah, I'm still sort of in the

writing phase, so I'm not really

thinking about casting at the moment,

but Yeah. Yeah. That's because half the

job is done.

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah, well, I'm I'm going to say I'm

just I'm not sure yet. That sounds very

interesting. I want to see this. I know.

Well It's interesting. That's That's

You're doing a fabulous job. Thank you.

I mean, you probably won't be here by

the time it's done. Oh, well, maybe. You

never You never know. Maybe I'll fly

back summer. It sounds pretty intense.

Yeah, I don't It's too dramatic for me.

I'm more into my comedies, like, it's a

bit lighter, you know? I miss you,

girls.

That's cool. It doesn't matter. I won't

laugh. I promise if I see it.

>> Yeah, cuz it's not a comedy. Yeah,

exactly. Um yeah,

but the drama misses us at class. Aw.

I mean, [laughter] the

same class at the moment is a bit [ __ ]

Oh, no. Are they? What's going on?

I don't know. Like 12 or 13. They're not

as good as us.

>> [laughter]

>> They're not as good as some of you.

Yeah.

No, they're fine. I mean, like, every

year you get like some

some real talent that you just think is

going to like, you know, like go

somewhere, do some stuff overseas, write

some stuff of their own feature films

and stuff. You there? You going

overseas? Yeah, well, he's a smart one.

It's pretty obvious here, let's all

carry on. And then, you know And how is

the Australian team being for you? Yeah,

yeah, heaps. Like, yeah.

I mean, Ian and I talk daily and like

he's getting me like heaps of castings,

so yeah, I'm like I'm constantly out and

about. Yeah, it'll be like it won't be

long before you see me back on the

screen.

So, yeah. No, it's I'm busy, it's good.

Who's Ian? Is he a casting dude?

It's all right.

Anyway

I'm opening up the chips, everyone. We

have two issues. First one is my bottle

is empty.

Second one is you still haven't told me

how your Christmas was.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, let's deal with

this one. What is that? It's a massive

bag of chips. Oh, I'VE GOT I'VE GOT

I'VE GOT

LOOK AT THAT BAG AGAIN. I feel like

there's another there's another tub in

there.

Yeah, but have a look again. We don't

have those in the UK. This is exciting

to me.

>> [laughter]

>> What are you happy you guys?

We came to the beach.

Let's go.

>> [laughter]

>> As if we're going to come TO THE BEACH

WITHOUT MY CHIPS.

Except the rain. Now tell me, how was

your Christmas?

I don't want to Oh, I don't want to

Everyone's having a good night. I don't

want to bring it up. Well, we haven't

heard anything. Come on, Feifei. Don't

be like that. Just tell us. It's

probably wonderful. Fiona.

Yeah, we've been through this. Yeah, we

have.

Um It's me.

Uh I spent the day at the cemetery

with um my with my mom. That is

terrible. Did you at least eat good food

there?

No, my dad didn't come. Um he wanted me

to go to his,

you know, new family. But would you like

a

Would you like a champagne? I feel Yeah,

I would love one. Are you okay? Yeah,

yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Um yeah, so and

and you know, he wanted me to go, but I

I'm still not

I

I yeah, I'm still not So you were alone

on Christmas. Yeah, but it was okay. So

you just wanted to be alone. Yeah, yeah,

it was me and my mom. Okay. Um

Yeah, but the the weirdest thing

happened on a better note. Um

Oh, hello.

Um Oh, I don't have a glass. Does that

leave me drinking from the bottle?

On a on a on a better note, but um

I saw my ex.

You saw Mark. I haven't spoken to him in

like 8 months. Um

No, no, no. Um on Christmas Eve, I was

in the supermarket. He didn't see me.

And um I was buying the dip and I saw

him like My god, was he really fat now?

No. He looked really happy. Like in the

four years that I was with him, he never

looked that good. Like he looked so

happy. And there I was spying on him

through through the aisle. Don't be

silly. Like creepy. Did you talk to him?

No, no. You know what? Inside he's

probably miserable he's not still with

you. No, but it made me feel so good. It

made me feel so good that he was he was

doing well.

That's what you're saying. And it led it

led into my Christmas, you know, with my

mom. And and I just felt relieved and

and and and something off my back to

know that he's doing really well. So And

yeah, there I was, creepy, but you know

Yeah, but you're doing well, right?

Yeah, yeah. All right. Well, well, why

don't we cheers to you being okay?

That's why That's what we care about,

right? Cheers with that water.

>> [laughter]

>> I would have

I would have Yes. Yeah, I felt it.

That's good. Yeah.

>> [laughter]

>> Well, this is one of my newest

resolutions is that I'm going to drink

less um alcohol and drink more water.

And I've been um been running and I'm

going to start transcendental

meditation. And Yeah, so that's me in a

nutshell at the moment.

Good on you.

Yeah. That sounds healthy. Yeah.

Good job. Just so you know, you already

look fit, like you don't have to try any

harder. All of you, by the way. This is

not aimed at just Feifei. Where did you

find this guy?

I think I want to keep pushing myself as

an actor.

I feel like I'm on

I feel like I'm on a really good path,

but I know I can go further and I know I

can push myself more. And maybe I need

to make some changes and maybe I need to

move locations. I'm not Pretty big

change on your chest there. Well, you

know, you can come to the UK anytime,

right?

UK. That's where it's That's where it's

all happening. We all should go to the

UK. You should go to the UK. You should

come with me, Sophia. Don't be so rude

like that. Come on, we're tight now.

But can I just ALSO ON A SIDE NOTE ON A

side note, like I just got off set. Um I

saw your ex, Richard.

Um on the ABC

on the ABC TV show I just finished. I'll

cheers you on that one and only thing.

Thank you. There we go. We can bond on

something now, Sophia. Isn't that

brilliant? Okay. You said to your P is

it What is it about?

>> How is my ex?

>> that?

>> [laughter]

>> I didn't actually speak to him much cuz

I kept it, you know, professional, but

yeah, he's He seemed good. He's all

right. Yeah. He's just doing his thing.

I'm glad. Yeah. If it helps, he's

probably not

>> not He You know what? And he's not a

[ __ ] dick. I was the [ __ ] dick. So

All right. Come on, don't be like that.

You girls are nice. It's actually really

awkward. Like, you know, I feel like you

guys should actually just give up and

start dating women cuz there's actually

so many more pros

I'm not going to argue

so many more pros to dating women than

there are for guys. I'm not kidding.

Okay, no, seriously.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, that's wonderful. There are no

traditional gender roles. I'm serious.

Okay, think about it.

No traditional gender roles where only

the guy can make the first move. Either

of you can. That's broken down and it's

it's great. It's so liberating. Um two,

being I like the better emotional

connection cuz women actually speak

their minds and talk to each other.

There's no like passive-aggressive

silences. That's true. Three, um No

passive-aggressive [laughter]

silences. No, seriously, you know how

long I've felt like really being

sexually attracted to the man? No, but I

No, I'm not talking about that cuz I'm

just I'm saying like you understand the

other person's body better because

you're going to know the same way it

works. Do you know what I mean? No.

Well, I have seen a penis, I just didn't

want to go near it.

>> [laughter]

>> You get two wardrobes. Like, you can

wear each other's clothes. Which is

super cute. And there aren't any

unwanted pregnancies. Sorry, Sophia.

What?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what? What just

happened? I'm so sorry.

Are you pregnant?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What's going on here? Pregnant.

Surprise.

I guess congratulations is in order.

I'm so sorry. There's nothing There's

nothing wrong with Hang on.

What is Sorry, is it BFF? Is it? Whoops.

This is real. This is real. What what's

Why is

It's fine. It doesn't matter. It's It's

Wait, wait, wait. Why why are you

drinking?

Why am I giving you alcohol?

I'm not [ __ ] keeping it.

Hang on a minute. Why not? You would

make a great mom.

I agree. Are you [ __ ] joking?

You've been a better mother to me than

my own mother.

Okay, and I I love you for saying that.

>> [laughter]

>> But honestly, that's because I can have

a [ __ ] shot with you when you need

me.

Can you imagine me raising a [ __ ]

little alien? Like, I would literally I

would kill it. I kill plants. Like, I

would kill it.

You have a life in you right now. You

can't get rid of it. Exactly. That's a

beautiful little kid.

Don't do it.

Please. Okay, I would literally make the

worst mother in the world. We can

probably all drink to that. I'd be the

worst mother

in the world.

I agree it's your choice, but I'm just

saying that there's

something growing inside of you right

now and and not everyone gets that. Do

you know what I mean? Like that's

amazing.

Completely ironic that you're pregnant

cuz I just got an email of Carlotta

pilot season in the US playing pregnant

mom.

She wants him to do a serious accent and

I'm completely perfect for the role.

Team? Yeah, you do accent coaching. Do

you reckon we can work on my sides?

I don't know.

What do you mean? You do accent

coaching, right? I mean I can already do

it, but it wouldn't be a bad thing to

get like a second opinion or whatever.

>> you mean you can't already do it? I can

I mean I can do a US accent.

>> I've never heard you do an American

accent.

I can if I need to. Have you ever done

it?

Sure.

Can you do one now? What do you want me

to say?

I actually just think

you might want to just take more classes

before doing any

>> Like accent classes? Just classes in

general. What do you mean? We've

finished the classes. It's all good. I'm

like ready to be a working actor.

Oh, you're ready to be a working actor.

Yeah, aren't we all?

Hey guys, um can I just cut in there and

just say

how grateful I am that you all came.

Um just to have you all here. I haven't

said that yet tonight and Hey, thank

you. It's It's a pleasure being here.

Yeah. I don't think she meant No, she

meant all of it.

To everyone. To everyone. Honestly, no,

no, no, no.

I'm so I love you. I'm so grateful you

were here. Beautiful Australia.

You didn't give me your feedback for my

monologue.

Did you guys see my monologue?

I wanted to hear your feedback as well.

What's wrong? You saw it. What did you

think? I thought it was great. I was

waiting for Sophia's feedback as well.

[ __ ] [ __ ] and you would [ __ ]

think it was great. I just You were

playing Cinderella and you were [ __ ]

yelling at her the whole time.

How about How about we go to the pier?

How about we

go to the pier. Um cuz the fireworks are

going to happen like really soon and

we'll get a position and we'll see them

from a great great area and you know,

yeah.

So, let's let's go, okay?

>> [laughter]

>> All right, we're good.

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

[music]

>> What what just happened?

You just don't like this. Hey Lucinda,

[music] what are you doing?

[ __ ] off, mate. She just kissed you on

the mouth.

Is [music] there something you need to

tell me? No, there's nothing you need to

[ __ ] know.

>> No, you know what? You I'm sick of you

being a [ __ ] all night. What just

[ __ ] happened? That is real. What

Whatever the [ __ ] you have

[ __ ] knows what that is, but that is

real and that needs to be sorted out.

So, you just let that [ __ ]

>> So, what is that? Are you going to tell

me what that is? Are you just going to

be coy? I thought you were [ __ ]

close. I thought she would have told

you.

You don't know anything about me and

Lucinda. So, don't pretend that you do.

You know nothing about us. I know it's

not real. Taren, they had a they had a

thing. I don't get it, but it happened.

So, why was I here?

Oh, no, no. I mean really like Why are

you being kind to him? We both know the

truth.

>> I get I get it. You girls you're [ __ ]

you're so dramatic.

Did you know like the whole time you

knew that was going to happen? I did

Well, I knew what she wanted to do.

And you did? And so you did you know how

she would react? I didn't know how

Lucinda would react, but I know Summer's

in love with her. She has been ever

since that night. Look, happy new year.

Thank you. [ __ ] you for not saying

anything.

>> [ __ ] you. You know I don't care. I'm

sick of you dramatic [ __ ] I DON'T

NEED THIS [ __ ]

JUST GET [ __ ]

Like

who invited you? I don't I I I don't get

it personally. I mean I wouldn't even

kiss a girl for a role in it. And that's

your [ __ ] problem. That's why you'll

never [ __ ] get anywhere. What is

wrong with you? You still think it's

about I'm not gay and I can't do this

and I can't do that. The whole [ __ ]

point is to be someone else. Why can't

you get that?

>> you yelling at me?

Cuz I've spent years teaching every

[ __ ] nobody exactly like you and you

will never [ __ ] get anywhere unless

you realize it's not about the [ __ ]

script and it's not about oh, I can't do

that. You're meant to be what you can't

be.

>> YEAH, BUT I'M NOT GAY. IT'S WEIRD. It's

like kissing another girl. THAT'S ALL WE

DO. We become other people.

Why are people mean to me?

I won't kiss a girl. Oh, that's [ __ ]

disgusting. I can't kiss a girl.

I might be drunk,

but I'm telling you the truth.

>> you. This is This is Oh, you want to

talk about not being me?

Let's talk about why you like hanging

around me. Don't think I don't [ __ ]

know why you're friends with me.

You'll never [ __ ] achieve the fame

that I achieved. So, you want to just

hang around me, get noticed because of

me because you'll never [ __ ] achieve

it on your own. WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE

LIKE YOU? I don't WANT TO BE LIKE YOU.

[ __ ] WASHED UP AMY FOX AND BLUE

HEELERS. Everyone knows your name, but

you know what? That's the last acting

role you've ever had. You cannot get

another job because everybody knows you

as that role and everyone knows you're a

nightmare to work WITH. SO, YOU HAVE TO

TEACH. YOU'RE A [ __ ] ALCOHOLIC WASHED

UP HUSBAND all these auditions. No, she

needs to hear this.

All these auditions You're [ __ ]

wrong. You're wrong. What you're looking

at is a [ __ ] working actress.

>> like you?

You hang out with us and get your tits

OUT SO I CAN GET you drugs and get you

into any bar you want and everyone SAYS

THAT'S THAT GIRL FROM THAT SHOW. THAT'S

WHAT GETS you on.

Why would I want to be like that?

Cuz I'm a [ __ ] celebrity, baby.

Everyone wants to be like me.

Oh, [ __ ]

Zoe, come on.

Wait.

What?

>> I thought that's what you wanted. I

thought you wanted me to show how I

really feel about you.

What were you expecting, Summer?

What? That I'd fall into your arms? That

I'd fall in love with you and that we'd

live happily ever after? You are so

delusional.

What are you talking about? What about

that night that we shared? What was that

to you? Just sex? You know it wasn't.

You know that we made love and it meant

something. Lucinda, why are you doing

this? Why did you bring Taren tonight?

[ __ ] you and my mind and my plans.

Like that was supposed to be the most

romantic moment of both of our lives. I

don't know why you

>> Have you been planning this? I've been

planning to see you and talk to you.

Yes.

Lucinda, you don't know

What do you expect from me?

>> I don't know, but I know how confused

you are.

>> confused. You are confused. I know you

are. I went through the same thing. I

know what I want. I don't need YOU IN MY

LIFE, SUMMER. I WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR

YOU. I DO REALLY WELL WITHOUT YOU. SO,

STOP THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT you expect

from me. You just don't realize that

what we have is the most beautiful thing

in the world.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> TAREN.

NO, I don't. But you know what? You live

in a [ __ ] fairy tale and I don't

believe in fairy tales, Summer. So, get

over it.

Lucinda Stop.

>> that.

Leave me alone.

Lucinda

You've been in the wait. You don't mean

that.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

>> [crying]

[singing]

>> HAPPY [ __ ] new year.

>> [singing]

>> Do you want to

>> [snorts]

>> For

Australians are really chill, seem like

the only one that's

you know

instead of a good time on New Year's.

You missed what the teacher said.

What she say?

She said that

that

I feel really sorry. I'm just really

really worked up because she

she

mean she said that I need more classes

and I said why and she said you know I

will never be a working actor.

What does she know? Is she an agent?

She's not an agent. She's a teacher and

how old is she?

If she was a super successful actor,

don't you think she would be on TV doing

regular roles by now?

Who's she to tell you you're a good

actor or not? And she said

you need to not take everything she says

to heart. You know, you're a beautiful

Australian girl, got talent.

You stop worrying about what other

people [music] say.

You

don't know what she said.

It does I don't need to hear what you

said. She was screaming at me.

Maybe she's jealous of you. Yeah, right.

So you listen to me. You've got talent

and you're beautiful and she's not as

young as you.

You just keep doing what you love and

it'll happen, right?

Hey, just it's okay.

Last time I checked she you know she's

not making all the films in

Australia and Hollywood or whatever. I

don't know. Is she?

One contact is not going to make all the

difference in the world. No, but I said

some really mean things to her as well.

Like really mean.

I'm not going to lie. Maybe she deserved

it. She's

she really cried to my ears all night.

She said some awful things to me as

well. She's not letting people in.

She's who she is.

Okay, just relax.

You need to stop worrying about all the

things that people say, all the

negativity.

I mean it hasn't felt like New Year's,

has it?

You know,

this is a time of happiness.

You can have that beautiful smile again.

I had so much negativity tonight. I

didn't think Australia was like this.

It's been awful.

Yeah, welcome to Australia. Yeah,

indeed.

I look

I

funny you say that. It's like my New

Year's resolution.

My mom

she said

in the end the only thing we regret

is the chances we didn't take.

And it'll always be true to me. So

that's something I'm taking into

into now this year.

And

yeah, I'm sorry.

I haven't

I've been pushing you girls away. Yeah,

it's just been

a hard 2 months and so it was just you

know, full on. Um yeah. Yeah, so it was

I just can't believe what happened

tonight.

[ __ ] man.

Like Lucinda and

Summer.

Oh, poor Summer. She was really looking

forward to that too. So happy that you

know, she

did do it. I did it, yeah.

Because

you know, in the end you take a leaf out

of a book and you know, truth is best

and

that's how I want to

live this year as

truthfully.

And then it was like

this big thing that I

I have to tell you something.

Yeah.

Um

the baby is

Knox.

As in

your.

You hate me?

No, no, no. You can punch me. No, no,

no, no. I

felt like punching you several times.

Wait,

have you been dating him?

No.

I mean it's

it's it's only

been like a couple months.

Been seeing

him. Okay.

I'm

I'm I'm I'm okay with it. I really I am.

I'm

It's just a lot to take, you know. Yeah,

and I just I didn't know how to tell you

and I just I like I wanted to take a

leaf out of someone's book and just

tell you but it's probably more selfish

for me to just like

get it out then you I know you're

dealing with a lot and I I just but I

needed you to know cuz I just feel like

I really I really appreciate you telling

me. I really appreciate it.

Does Mark know?

Does Mark know?

I can't.

I can't.

I can't. It'll

It'll just it

Besides it'll it

really wants to tell him.

And I know I only saw him briefly the

other night the other day but

I'm so happy and that's because of you.

Just

please just contemplate having the baby.

Please. Ah.

>> Just please, contemplate having the

baby. Please.

I

It's not I

I'd be having it on my own. Like I

He

You know he's not father material.

I mean I

I

I just don't I don't even know how to

Like what would I

What would I do? Like I'd have no life

anymore. Like that That would I'd be a

mom. I know plenty of people who

are moms and still actresses. Honestly.

It's not even about that. Like

It's Um

I just I can't even look after myself.

How am I going to look after a child?

You know?

Thank you for telling me.

I just I don't I don't want there to be

And I thought I was pushing you away.

>> [laughter]

>> [ __ ] me, tonight has been

crazy.

Shows you you can't You can't plan

anything.

You can't plan anything in life, can

you?

It just has its own little

tricky way about it, doesn't it?

[ __ ] I feel like such a [ __ ] [ __ ]

Um

I

Um

I'm so sorry.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm really

sorry.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm so

sorry. I don't want you to find out like

this.

Oh.

>> [gasps]

>> And [laughter] then um

Um

Let's just go home again.

Yeah.

Okay. I didn't want tonight to go like

this. So, let's just go home.

And I wanted tonight to be really good,

okay? I just wanted it to be really

good.

Hey.

Hey.

When you weren't at the apartment, I

knew you'd be here.

This is my favorite spot.

Can I sit?

Yeah, it's mine, too.

It's because of all the times we spent

here together.

I really missed it here.

I missed having you here.

I came back a couple of times, but

it wasn't the same.

I'm sorry.

About

I don't know. Everything, I guess.

But um

No, I'm sorry. I

I really overreacted.

I

You kissed me in front of everyone. In

front of Taryn.

I

I was embarrassed. I was angry.

I

No, I'm sorry. I No, that was

out of line and

I

I don't know. I thought it'd be romantic

with the countdown and fireworks and

You know, Lucinda, I've always really

admired you.

Like I kind of feel like I based all of

my acting plans on you. Like I followed

in your footsteps or tried to. That's

why I went to LA with you.

Well, one of the reasons.

And

I don't know. I just

always admired the way you just set out

to achieve something and you do it.

You just had so much ambition.

I'm really proud of you.

You do need to live your own life, you

know.

I know.

>> You can't just follow me.

I want to live my life with you in it.

You're always going to be in my life.

You're my best friend. I love you.

[music] That's not going to change.

But I've

have

more than friendship.

Like I feel more than friendship for

you.

And I think

I can just

be friends with you anymore.

I don't want to ruin the friendship that

we have.

On the other hand

>> [snorts]

>> I'm not into women.

I never have been. I

But then there's you.

Maybe it's just me, you know. Maybe I

turned you.

You're a fool.

Yeah, maybe.

I mean, that night just

That was the best night of my life.

You know?

I just can't see going back from that.

Every night when you're in the UK

[music]

I look up at the moon. I know you were

looking at the same one.

I felt like we were connected by that

somehow. I don't know. It's silly.

You're such a romantic.

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah, I read too much Shakespeare.

You really do.

Um

you know a lot of

girls go through the same thing. And

guys. You know?

It's like

I don't want to say denial. It's not

denial. It's just I'm not living in

denial.

>> I know. I know you're not. It's just I

don't know. I know you're confused. I

was confused, too.

I know it's hard.

But I don't even know if you need to put

a label on it. Like who who you're

attracted to.

It's just it is what it is. And

we happen to be attracted to each other.

Like emotionally and physically. And I

feel like this could work.

And I really would just feel like if I

don't give it a shot I will regret it

for the rest of my life.

So.

I just I want to I want to try. You

know?

If you're willing.

>> [snorts]

>> Hey Dad.

Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry to call so

early. Um

Yeah, it's been ages. I know.

Yeah, happy New Year.

Did you have a good one?

Yeah, um

No, not there.

Yeah, I've I've been okay.

Um actually, there there is a reason I

I'm calling you.

This

Something I need to tell you.

We began

by the sea.

The light of the full moon swallowed me

and spat me out one New Year's [music]

Eve into air so hot I could not believe

we were born [singing] from that same

cool

night.

But the light that we'd followed had

blinded us, so [music and singing] I

didn't know that we

flew so low.

There was nowhere else to go.

>> [music]

>> Now the [singing] last little piece of

our love

takes [music and singing] its leave, and

I'm

terrified of what I'll find on the other

side of this New [music] Year's

Eve.

>> [music]