All language subtitles for the fan.mp4

Why are you letting these morons shoot
here anyway?

Mortgage payment, Ang.

You're all finished, sweetie.

It's all right. I'm going to go back to
my room, kick back, relax, and be all

alone again.

Why do you want a relationship anyway?
You get all the meaningless sex a girl

could want.

I want meaningless sex that means
something.

We're ready for you, Dina.

Be right there.

Hey, you want to come hang out later?

No, let's wait till tomorrow when the
shoot's over.

Okay, it's a plan.

I thought you said you didn't have
anybody.

I don't.

Shit.

What?

It's the third time this week I've
gotten flowers, and there's no card.

At least you got flowers, though.

True, but it's the creep factor that
bothers me.

This is your house, sweetie. They
probably didn't even know that there was

a shoot.

Dina, we're ready for you.

Hey, sweetie.

So you ready to get down to business?
Yeah.

Okay, we're all ready. I just want you
to push him back and climb on top and

start giving him that, honey.

Ugh.

Aw.

Is that cool, huh?

Oh!

I just thought I'd take you out to
dinner.

Thought I'd get caught up.

Oh, Paul, it's so sweet.

But Roger's coming by.

Oh, great. So you're dating another
porno king, huh?

What, are you jealous?

Jealous? Of someone whose ego and vanity
level is way off the scale? Nah, I think

not. Paul.

It's the truth.

When he's not checking himself out in
the mirror, he's looking at everyone

else to see if they're checking him out.

That's mean.

Hey, I call him like I see him, baby.
Well, I appreciate it, but you're wrong.

Yeah. Well, you know where to find me
when the time comes, don't you?

Okay.

All right, sir.

Be good.

Come in.

Who is that?

Paul? Oh, she's like my brother.

That's good.

But you know, he has a really great ass.

Baby.

Okay,

everybody, let's get into our places,
please.

Okay, now you're reading a book and
she's going to be coming in on you. Take

your time.

And... Action.

How did it work?

You wouldn't believe the fucking stress.

I know something that'll help you relax.

Really? Yeah.

Um, well... My heart.

I

think

you're right.

Yeah, I think so.

Get over there.

Good girl.

Beautiful breath.

Oh beautiful body.

um um

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Mm-mm.

Mm-mm.

I love that, oh.

Oh yeah.

Ah.

You're completely done. Thanks both of
you.

Oh, there's another actor in the
background coming in. I'm ready for my

masturbation.

All right, everybody. We're on the wrong
set.

So we're going for dinner.

Dinner.

Yeah, you said you were taking me out
for dinner.

I totally forgot. I'm so sorry.

Sorry? I was looking forward to this.

Roger, I want to get out of this house.
It smells like a bordello in here.

What's that for?

This.

I didn't send it.

This is mine.

Someone just left it here?

Maybe it was part of the crew.

Someone just comes in and leaves it.

So?

So someone just walks in my house and
leaves a love note?

Maybe it was a fan.

It's even worse.

Look, Diana, I think you're taking this
too far, huh?

Am I?

Yeah, I think you are.

I think you're full of shit.

You're right.

You're such a prick. I think you should
just leave.

Tina. Don't!

Hey, Chris. How you doing?

What's going on, man?

Hi. You guys got to meet, talk to each
other a little bit? Mm-hmm. Cool.

So look, what's happened is that you
guys have left this big party room, and

we pick you up in here. Now, we're going
to pick you up already into it, you

know, having sex and so forth and
everything. So basically, Chris will

have his clothes off, and he'll be
seated here, and you'll already be down

giving him a blowjob.

All right? Everything okay with that?

All right. Okay. She nervous?

Yeah, a little bit. All right. Great.

Okay, don't worry about your clothes.
I'll help you take them off during the

blowjob.

You sure you're going to be okay with
this?

Maybe I'll be less nervous if you kiss
me.

You sure you're going to be fine?

Okay, I'm crying.

Chris, this was supposed to be a full
sex scene, not just a blowjob.

You know, three positions, proceeding.

I'm sorry, Matt.

Oh, fuck, I couldn't stop her.

You'd be ready, what, in 10, 15 minutes?

Um, yeah, I could, but, uh, I don't
know, can I get like an hour?

All right, we're down for a little bit.

Down for an hour. Okay, Chris, go jump
in the shower or something.

Sorry, man.

It's got to be at least an hour before
we can finish the scene now.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

So, what are we going to do?

Well, I don't know. I mean, you'll still
be okay.

Everything will be all right until an
hour from now, or do you want to just...

I'm ready to get fucked.

Um... Well, maybe I can get one of the
other guys to come in and just fuck you.

Would that be all right?

Maybe, yeah.

Have a seat. I'll see what I can find.

We'll be back in five, guys.

John, buddy, man, I can't believe you
haven't left yet.

Oh, my paperwork.

Uh, dude, Chris just popped during the
blowjob, and he's, like, fucking passed

out asleep.

Can you come in and, like, do the
fucking part?

You mean with that British girl? Yeah.
The blonde?

Yeah. Oh, heck yeah. Come on, man. Come
on. All right.

Kaboom. There you go, right there. And
play with the nipple.

Yes.

I see you kept the pink little panties
on, Vic. That's real good.

Anyway, this is John West, a good friend
of mine. He's going to finish up the

scene with you, okay? Because Chris is
sound asleep.

Yeah, when we get done here, can we stop
and just spend a few moments to talk

about your cock sucking technique?

Yeah, sure.

So, why don't we do a little pussy
eating and some fucking, okay?

Yeah.

Okay, everybody, we're back. Let's roll
it up.

And... Action!

I make her death look fucking horny

Oh, help me.

Where are you going?

I gotta meet some people.

You're going to meet that fucking
contract girl from Wildcat, aren't you?

Look, this has nothing to do with
business.

Right. Business.

It's always business.

Paul.

Hey, it's Carrie.

Are you busy?

Oh, no.

Well, just wanted some company.

That's all.

All right.

Well, I guess I'll just talk to you
later then.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm on my way. I'll be there
in about 20 minutes.

You look like crap.

Oh, I love you too.

Hey, you okay?

Roger. Roger. See, I told you he was no
good for you.

Hey, let her talk.

Just everything.

Roger, flowers.

Well, wait a minute.

Flowers? What flowers?

Somebody sending her flowers.

Andy. Wait a minute.

Someone sending you flowers and you
don't find that a little odd?

Of course I do.

Okay, okay, that's it. You know what?
Why don't you let me get you out of here

for the day?

I can't. I've got to stick around. I've
got to make sure you guys don't track

the place.

Fine.

I hate Polly.

Why don't you stick around?

Yeah, why should I do that?

You'll see.

Fuck you, Roger.

Talented, isn't she?

I know.

Doesn't someone like that turn you on?

What?

I want to tell you something.

Look, I think you're really cute, and
you've been a really good friend to

Dinah.

Well, you know, actually, I think you're
pretty hot, too, but do you have to drag

me in here to tell me that?

No, but out there we couldn't do this.

What are you doing?

I just like to cut right to the point.

Bye.

Thank you.

Looks like they didn't do too much
damage.

Hey, thanks for keeping me company.

Oh, any time, sweetheart.

And I mean that.

Did you ever get a hold of Roger?

No. Shit.

Yeah, you're better off without him.

Yeah, our girl will come to her senses.

Well, I've got to make sure the garage
is locked.

You're not home, huh?

She was never any good for you.

Hello?

You never said you liked my flowers.

Angie, what are you doing here?

Well, I left my kit here.

What's wrong, sweetheart?

I found Roger's phone in the garage.

And I was right. I do have a stalker.

He just called me.

Oh, sweetie.

He did something to Roger. He never
leaves his phone anywhere.

Well, maybe he went with that.

He went and bunked.

Maybe you're right and he's fucking some
other bitch.

Angie, come on.

Why do you care?

He's an asshole.

He never gave a fuck. I mean, he doesn't
even love you. I mean, not like I love

you.

How did you get in?

Well, remember when I housed that for
you last summer? I had an extra

teammate.

I would never hurt you. I love you.

I know, hon, but you've never said
anything before.

Yeah, well, did you like the flowers?

Yeah, they're lovely.

Thanks.

What happened to Roger?

Why do you still care about Roger?

I mean, he was never there for you. I
just want to make sure he's all right.

I don't know. I didn't stick around to
find out.

You didn't hurt him, did you?

I hit him over the head pretty hard.
What the fuck do you care?

I mean, you don't love me, do you?

That's not fair.

You know what?

If I can't have you, then nobody can.

Angie!

I

saw

Roger's car a couple of blocks and I
decided to come back.

Thank God.

Yeah, the cops are on their way.

You sure you're okay? Yeah.

What do I think?