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You won't believe this, but I just found out that my mom is a famous porn

director. You're a fucking liar.

Don't call me a liar, you stupid witch. My name is G-Pet. G-Pet. Mom!

Language, Elias!

Hello,

everyone.

You guys want to stop being such brats?

Do you see that? Your mom is dressed.

Can you cut your wrists a little bit or something?

Come on, I need to show you.

Thank you, kids.

How are you feeling, sweetie?

I'm so stressed out, and I don't know when the writer's strike is going to be

done, and I don't know when I'm going to be able to finish this film.

Yeah, there's really not much you can do right now, huh?

I just hate my life right now, and these kids are driving me off the fucking

wall. Well,

look, with the production hold,

I think I might have an idea.

You have wanted to go visit your crazy aunt Barb for a while, right?

Yeah.

Well... Family vacation!

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm dead serious, babe. Now's the perfect time.

School's out. I can take a week off work.

That sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Oh, come on, babe. You need this right now. We all... Okay, I...

I have been wanting to go there. I mean, Barb has been wanting to host us there.

Okay,

I'll talk to her.

Yes, yes, yes, I would.

You're just excited.

You want to take that stupid RV out.

Yeah, that's right.

She's a beauty. In fact, I'm going to take her to the mechanic right now, I

think, and get her checked out.

Right now?

Yeah, let's be impulsive, baby. We should leave tomorrow, honestly.

Tomorrow? Yeah. Oh.

Yes. Tell your sister, tell the kids, we're doing this. Okay.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

Fuck.

I can't believe mom made this movie.

Just watching one of your movies?

Go to your room, Lyle.

But we're adopted.

I guess I'll take this out.

Yeah, I wasn't planning on telling you and your brother, but I guess now that

you're both sexually active, it just makes more sense.

I have been directing porn for a very long time, and now you know.

Will you please show me some of your porn?

Sure.

I'll show you a favorite scene of mine.

Thanks, Mom.

Now, you should probably do what you were doing, though, with him.

Like this?

Yeah.

Watch the movie and enjoy it while you do it.

Okay. It'll help you.

Is it going to make you cum? Yeah.

Oh, I'm so

close to cumming. Help me.

Okay, no one can know about that.

It's just daughter and mom bonding. It's fine. You're so strange.

My things are not as strange and unusual.

Bye, myself.

I'm strange, not unusual.

Speaking of strange and unusual, we're going to visit your Aunt Barb tomorrow.

Really? Mm-hmm. Your dad thinks it's a good idea that we go on a family

vacation. Please, please, can I bring Lydia?

Your tarantula? She's my emotional support animal.

Whatever, fine.

We're going on holiday. We're going to go on a family vacation.

That took forever.

Well, sorry I missed dinner, sweetie, but I was just so excited to get the RV

in. It's looking great, and I also picked up groceries for the whole trip

on the way.

That's fine. The kids, they ate in their rooms anyway.

Yeah? Mm-hmm. Are they excited for the trip?

Oh, shit.

Gal is, but I completely forgot to talk to Elias.

Oh, well, don't worry about it. I'll go talk to him about it now. No, it's okay.

I can do it.

I can talk to him. I have to have a conversation with him anyway.

Is everything all right?

Yeah. It's just some mommy-son stuff.

So, yeah, you just relax and go take a shower.

Ah, girl troubles?

Something like that. But why don't you just go take a shower, relax.

I'll get packed and all that.

Yeah. All right, sweetie.

I'm sorry, sweetie. I totally should have told you and your sister what I do

for a living.

I just wasn't thinking about it until now.

It's okay, Mom. I get it. Sex is weird.

It really is.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure. So, in your work, are there fluffers? Or do the guys have to take

the woman out on a date before they work? Like, what goes on?

Well...

No one goes out on dates or anything like that. Okay.

But to talk about first person... What?

Are you... Are you getting hard right now?

I can see your cock wiggling around in your pants. Are you hard right now? It's

not a sex talk, you know. It's okay.

It's okay.

So I'll just finish answering you while I touch you over your pants, okay?

Okay.

So the thing about fluffers is it's really, and when a girl and

a guy are working together, it's the girl rubbing the guy like this,

and then she'll pull his pants down and start bucking his cock.

Are you sure about this, Mom?

Yes, sweetie.

Wow, look how turned on you are just by talking about all this stuff.

Perfectly normal.

As I rub your cock over your pants like that.

It's okay, you can push your pants down a little.

Yeah, look

how hard you're getting.

Thinking about all that porn really turns you on.

I can just see that cock throbbing. Those veins are getting bigger.

This is how you know somebody's about to have a big load coming out of their

balls.

Believe me, I've seen a lot of it.

Yes.

Does that feel good like that?

Oh, my God. It feels so good.

So, see, there's no such thing as fluffers.

What there is, though, is there's a girl and a guy just like this.

I'm telling you exactly what happens.

The girl...

stroke him and suck him.

You think race is a normal thing in your job?

Mm-hmm. What?

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Yes,

the best part is the grand finale, watching them come at the end. That's my

favorite. My favorite part about directing.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

You're going to make me.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God.

Mom, you're going to make me cum.

Oh, my God.

You do this at your job every day?

Okay, Elias.

No one will know about this. I promise.

Okay, good.

Now we're going to be going on a trip to see your

Aunt Barb for a few days.

What?

Pack a bag.

Okay? Good night.

Okay.

Hello? What is it?

Oh, my. Come on. Not now.

Your dad's waiting outside, and your ball's beeping your sister.

You're a fucking artist, Mom.

I'm so in awe.

Like, this is my mother.

Oh, my God. Who even are we? We're the Taylors. Yeah, we're the Taylors. I'm

sure if you join us, we'll finish much quicker.

Well.

Okay. But you know the rule.

We know. No. We won't tell our dad.

Okay.

But we have to be quick because seriously, he's outside waiting. I don't

want him getting sick of bishops, okay?

Okay.

We won't be needing this.

Let me see how you're doing there.

How did it feel?

Oh, my God.

I'm going to take a bath right now.

Yeah, just like that.

You really did learn from watching all the movies, didn't you?

Yes.

Oh, yes, just like that.

More gentle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Your stepbrother's coffee's good, isn't it? It tastes good.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Just like that.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You're so good, Mom.

You're doing so good.

The syrup just stuck in your mouth.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Let me see. Stop, Lucy.

You're so good, Mom.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

I love you.

Nice and easy.

Oh,

my God.

You want

to

taste your pussy?

Oh, you're doing such a good job.

Oh, can you fix me?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm getting close.

Yes, keep rubbing your pussy like that.

That will really help you stimulate yourself to cum.

Yes, just like that.

I'm going to cum.

Thank you.

Thanks, Daisy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

I like the feeling of getting touched.

Oh, you're doing

such

a good job.

Oh, yeah.

I can just feel her sits down, singing. Oh, fuck.

I'm going to go call her.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yeah, taste your sister's pussy while she eats mine.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

We really are the tailors.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, that feels so good. Oh, that feels

so good.

I think your brother wants to come already.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

It's so good.

Yeah, I think your brother wants to jerk his cock all over our fucking titties.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, he really got it everywhere, huh?

Okay.

Okay.

Give it to them.

You have to get ready and go, so run like the wind out there so your dad

doesn't think of anything, okay?

Okay.

Let's go.

Come on, guys.

Let's hit the road.

Adventure waits for no one.

What's wrong with you? Why are you so fucking quiet?

Nothing. It's kind of embarrassing.

So, are you going to tell me, or are you just going to sit there like some

superficial puppy?

Look, when I was at camp last year, I met this cute girl, and it was just so

awkward, and I was nervous, and when I kissed her, she said it was the worst

kiss ever.

And it just, oh, I was so embarrassed, and, you know, it just sucks.

Look, some girls think it's sweet when you don't have to kiss.

But I've never really...

done it before.

I've got an idea. Okay.

Listen, we're not going to fall in love, okay? You're nice, but I think you're

about as attractive as a bar of rope.

But we can give it a go, okay?

Okay.

Relax your jaw.

Better. More tongue.

Better. Was that good? Yeah, you're getting better. Okay.

More tongue.

Yes, tongue.

Okay.

Kids are awfully quiet back there.

Want to go see what they're doing?

Sure.

You too.

It's so good to see you.

Relax, Mom. I'll just take you to class.

Oh? Yeah.

You good, Leanne? It's getting better. It's my first time.

The other day? I know. I didn't know either.

I didn't know!

Okay. Well, show me.

We've learned so far. Just the basics.

That's good.

Can I show you something?

Okay.

Oh. You see that? Want to do it with my tongue, Matt? Yes, ma'am. Mm-hmm. Oh,

wow. Mm-hmm.

Now do that to your sister.

Oh, okay.

Oh, yes. Keep going.

Oh, I have to capture this.

So proud.

He's got it better. Oh, so good.

Like... Oh, oh.

Everything all right back there?

Yes, honey, we're just playing a heated game of Rodrigo, right, kids?

You really should slow down, though.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. I think we're getting pulled over.

Okay, kids, put your buckles on and stay calm.

It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

I told you to slow down.

Ah, buenos dias, officer.

Driver's license.

Okay.

Back here.

There you go.

There you go, sir.

I'm going to need everyone to step out of the vehicle.

Everyone.

Ah.

Just give us a moment. We'll be right out there.

Let's go!

Come on, Ted.

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

No, it's nervous, sir.

Are you fucking stoned?

No, sir.

You're shit.

I'm trying to understand why.

Tell you what.

That was tough.

That's an awful lot of money, sir.

I don't know if we got that much.

Maybe 250?

300?

Oh.

You can just fuck him, Mom.

Ciao.

He doesn't, I mean, he doesn't have a point. I mean, he does.

He does.

We'll get out of this. Yeah.

It'll be very, very quick.

I think it'll be good. You guys can just stay out here.

We'll take care of business, be on our way.

You don't have the money.

Is that going to work for you?

All right, then.

Okay. Get to it, I suppose.

Okay, just wait there.

Okay.

Okay, officer.

And you two.

You wait out here and Jerky tell it all.

All right.

Garcia, thank you very much.

You don't have a thousand dollars?

I don't have shit.

I got my debit card and maybe 200 bucks in there.

Go on, ladies. Get in the camper.

How long have you been living in here?

Um, just like a couple of days or so.

You own a cat?

No.

Can you throw your clothes on the floor?

Yeah, yep.

This is your mom?

Yeah.

She's adopted, so it's okay.

Have you guys done anything like this before?

Just a few times.

A couple times.

But she's adopted, so it's okay.

I like the dynamic.

I want to see you two kiss.

Okay.

Do I say stop?

No, absolutely not.

More tongue.

Fuck yeah.

All right.

I've seen enough of that.

How old are you?

22.

What can I say? I like them young.

Don't we all?

You know how to please a man?

Yeah.

What the fuck do you know about pleasing a man?

I'll try.

What do you think, Mom?

I mean, I think she could do a good job, but... We'll see, right?

You'll show him? Yeah. I'll do my best, Mom.

Yeah? Yeah.

Take your shirt off. Let's see you want to.

Do you always breathe this heavy? Yeah, especially when I'm around a cop.

Tell you when to stop.

Keep going.

She's a little freak, isn't she?

Mm-hmm.

She really is.

Is this what 22-year-olds wear, that bullshit?

Yeah.

Rip it off.

Mom, rip it off.

Oh, good Lord.

Sorry, I was getting hot.

What the heck?

Rip these off?

Yeah.

Sorry, honey, but I'll give one of those to you. I'll buy you a new pair.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Looks good, doesn't it?

She's been really sweaty all day in these, I can tell.

You're like a small pussy.

Sweaty.

Young pussy.

Do I feel good?

Look at his face

in your pussy right now.

Don't you move.

You're in the same position as us.

Make him air these pussies.

Okay.

What are these, fucking granny panties?

No.

Your mom is wearing granny panties.

Laundry day.

Goddamn.

It's a nice-looking pussy.

It's got rhinestones on it.

Yeah. Yeah. Some of the rhinestones.

There we go.

Now it tastes as pussy.

Sorry.

God bless you.

Yeah,

so no good, Ethan.

I taught her everything she needs.

You know what they say.

Family that plays together stays together.

It's so true.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I think she chose cock.

Yeah, it's just like that.

Oh, you sucked out cock so good.

Yeah.

See, dogs are so happy to see you.

Oh, God damn.

Damn, boys, Mama's got a mouth on her.

Why do you like me, sir?

What? Why would you like me, sir?

It's the most hurtful you ever.

He has a tattoo on his back. Yeah, there's no regrets.

daughter sucks these balls, boys.

Yeah,

go all the way down. Move that hand out of the way.

Yeah. Grab her hair, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my.

Oh, sit up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's just take those all the way up. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

I'm so sorry.

You're doing this for the family, honey. I'm so proud of you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah. I want to kiss her.

I want you to put that couch in there.

Put my couch in your mouth.

Oh,

good lord.

Oh, shit.

Put your pussy right by his face.

Yes, make sure you're always letting him taste it and smell it.

Put his fingers inside of it.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Like that cockerel. Oh, dear, Mom.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's good. That's so good.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, just let the office review be okay.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, my

God.

Oh, yeah. Bank that ass.

You have hands of the law on that ass.

It's a long talk, isn't it?

Let

me

see that pussy.

Look up and see it in my face.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm going to die.

I wonder what an ox or a moth tastes like.

You like that trick? I taught her that.

Right? You just want to go on the tip and stick on it all the way.

I love to see the hum all over her face. Yeah.

That'd be so nice. I really want something to show Dad, huh?

I like that one.

Probably.

I'll show you that one.

Yeah,

spit all over it. Spit all over it.

Yeah, right

there.

Yeah.

Well, it looks like your entire family is free to go.

Thanks, Officer.

We did it, Mom. We did it.

I knew we could work something out.

Hey.

Stay the fuck out of my town.

Yes, officer. Yes, officer.

What's wrong with us?

Yo, Dad, I think that cop's got a trash bag.

Oh, so no regrets, huh?

Not even a single letter?

Oh, my gosh.

Wow,

this is a big house.

You guys are so gorgeous.

If you weren't related, I would say go make some babies. I love babies. Well,

were I adopted, I guess it could work.

Mr. Comedian over here, I would say the day your parents adopted you.

Best day of our lives.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you all look exhausted.

Why don't you come in and get some rest and get ready for the festivity?

Oh, Barb, that's not necessary. We just want to chill, relax, and even enjoy the

walk.

Well, I was just thinking we would have a fun family game night.

That sounds good.

Sure. Come on in, guys. Let's go.

Damn it, what is a nice house.

Hey, honey.

Hey.

How are you doing? I just want to talk to you for a second.

Yeah, what's up?

Oh, I don't know. Just ever since we left the house, the kids have been

acting kind of weird.

I mean, I don't know if you know anything about that, but also, you know,

me and you, we haven't really gotten to make love this whole time.

Oh, okay, okay. Can we just not, yeah, can we not do that right now? Can we

just talk about this later?

Is there going to be a better time to talk about it? There really is. I just

want to talk about it later. We're so tired. We've been driving a lot.

I'm so tired.

All right. I just want to relax.

All right. We'll talk about it later.

Okay. Thank you. Time for a night of dinner and family fun, kiddo.

Kids are at the dinner table.

Is everything okay in here?

Everything's great, Barb. Thank you so much. We'll be right there, okay?

Okay. Yep. We'll be right there.

So, you're a pornographer now?

Yes.

It's not that big of a deal. With the writer's strength going on, I didn't

know when I was going to be picking work back up.

So the opportunity kind of fell into my hands.

This big porn company reached out to me, offered me it, and I took it. I needed

the money.

And the kids know about this?

Yeah. They're actually really cool with it.

They called me a cool mom, not a regular mom.

That's unbelievable.

That's really not that big of a deal. Just calm down, okay?

It's unbelievable. It's not. We're going to talk about it later. Calm down.

Breathe.

Of

course,

sweetie. Who's ready for Pictionary?

Let's do it. Let's do it.

You guys go together.

Okay, cool.

so many times before.

No, what else have you conveniently been leaving out?

Look,

this whole trip, something has been off.

What aren't you telling me?

It was funny.

It was funny. It was simple.

I just can't.

It was good, sweetie. Good job.

Yeah, it's okay.

went. I'm so competitive with this. Let's go.

Hammer.

Tool. Chop. Fart.

Cucumber.

Pinocchio.

Pinocchio. Cucumber.

Balls. Dip.

You're so good. I knew that. I am really good.

You are.

Really great. I'm really good.

Oh, my God. Where's Lydia?

I'm not sure.

You lost your tarantula again.

Oh, shit!

You good? Yeah.

What is wrong?

I don't think so.

the venom out of it. Does that even work? I don't know, but I don't want it

to get worse.

Come here.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, no.

Yeah, maybe that's helping.

Okay, Gally, you're going to have to come here.

Yeah, you're going to have to come down.

Maybe this is the answer.

Mom,

that's a huge boner.

Whoa.

Yeah, you probably should do something about that.

Wow.

You're doing such a good job, gal.

Wow.

It's really great.

I think we're definitely getting it out for sure.

What do

you

think?

Are you still on the couch as a family?

Yeah, is that what you want?

All right, we're the boss right now.

Hi.

Oh,

wow.

Look at that.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes, it's so good.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I want to see those titties.

Yeah, I want to see those titties.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, nice and easy.

You're super deep back there.

Yeah.

Oh,

my gosh.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Look over at me. Look over at me while you do that.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah.

Don't suck your brother's cup.

Your adopted brother.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We'll be right back.

I think the swelling went down, but it went to somewhere else.

Oh, I love doing this part. Oh, my face like this.

Oh, my stiff battery.

It's my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

I know there's still some poison in there.

uh-huh uh-huh

Your fucking gadgets stack up on each other. Oh, it's so hot. Yeah.

Come here. Come here.

Is there enough room for you?

Parenting is all about parenting. Yes, I agree.

You can't come until I tell you. Can you hear me?

Yes.

Yes.

You

want

to, don't you? Yes.

Blessing like that. Yes.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that fucking ass will blow on me.

Oh, yes. And those titties in my face.

Oh, my God. Like that.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Give me a kiss.

Both of us.

Remember that trick I taught you?

Exciting. I taught her this, honey. Watch.

I am watching, Justin.

Wow.

I taught her this.

That is some move.

This is how we saved $1,000.

What a good bargain.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

How much you like it?

Oh, yes.

Oh, I love looking at you.

I wonder what the venom looks like when you shoot it out of there.

We're going to find out.

Uh-huh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes. Fuck, that's good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah,

I want to watch it from right here.

Just like that.

Oh, that looks so good.

That pussy spread out there.

Get back on there.

Come on.

Spread that coconut.

Lift it up.

Yes, right there. Hold on.

It's so tight.

Let's rethink it. There we go.

There we go.

He's slippery and

wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

make me come with your fingers, don't you, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking squeeze that pussy around that butt, man, squeeze

that possum inside of you, you love that, yeah, yes,

yes, you love that, oh my god, yes.

That's right, son. It's worshiping the Lord.

I bet if we worship you, we'll get something to come out of

you.

Get out and look at her.

Oh,

my

God.

Yes, this is the best meal for sure.

I love this.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. I'm going

to shove it back in.

Oh, my God.

Let's get her to come.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Get it all over those kids.

Get those fucking kids off.

Don't leave any. Don't leave any.

Yeah.

Just a while.

We should get cleaned up.

All right, well, you know where the showers are.