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Slide your cock inside it, Richard.

Slide it in there, Richard.

Oh, yes.

That's not cool.

I was just waiting for you to wake up.

Oh, you didn't have to do that.

Well, I came to get the tape. I couldn't leave without the tape.

The tape? Oh, I thought it was me.

I'm just kidding.

I'll find you the tape.

to my boyfriend or drop it off the bridge. I'm not sure what I'm going to

do with it.

Well, it's one of those wonderful moments in the long, tortured history of

human relationships.

I guess you better get Homer to that bridge.

Well, there was something I wanted to tell you.

I had a really great time yesterday.

Thanks, I did too.

I wanted you to know that it wasn't him. It was you.

I mean, you telling me what to do, you telling me how to touch him, it really

turned me on.

Well, thank you. You work great, too, and I know Richard enjoyed it. I mean,

you were really out there.

We'll have to do that again sometime.

You have a beautiful face.

Thank you.

So you liked how I talked to you, huh?

I want you to stand up.

Take your boobs out of that.

Would you like me to tuck you down here?

Bet you'd like me to move those panties with you, wouldn't you?

Huh? Yes.

Yes?

Thank you, Betty.

Do you want something else?

Oh, no, this is fine, thanks.

Well?

I don't even know what to say.

I don't know.

Richard and I traded cars yesterday.

I mean, it was just a last-minute thing.

And I put some stuff in the trunk, and I found this.

What is this?

Open it.

Go ahead.

Oh.

These can't be Richard's.

Come on, Lisa. They were in his car.

Oh, no, no. I mean, I believe that they were in Richard's car and everything. I

don't believe these could be Richard's. Well, I mean, can you think of anything

that would... Like, make you think he's into this kind of stuff? I don't know. I

don't know. Like what?

Well, I don't know. You've been sleeping with him for the past six years. He's

your husband, for Christ's sake.

Well, I don't know. I mean, I don't even know what to look for.

I mean, you know, you've always been the one that's been... Well, you know.

Well... How's your sex life?

Normal.

Well, maybe that's the problem.

Okay, right this way.

Want a beer or anything?

Yeah, that's okay.

Hi. Fine.

Fine. How are you doing?

Good. I brought a good toy.

You want to play with it?

Hi. I'm Lisa.

Nice to meet you.

You want to play too?

the next...

I was glad to hear that your girlfriend likes to do that too because rimming,

rimming, rimming. What's rimming?

Because rimming is such an incredible turn on to me.

I thought you might be shocked to hear that the first person that ever did that

was my cousin.

Oh my God, who are these people?

This is...

Oh, God.

It can't be Richard.

Mom! You're awfully late tonight, aren't you?

Yeah, I thought the meeting was never going to get over. How was your day?

Normal. Just normal.

Hmm.

Lisa came over today.

Oh, yeah?

She asked me about our sex life.

What in the world made her ask you about that?

I don't know.

What did you tell her?

Well, I told her it was normal.

Well, good.

Is it?

What?

Normal.

Well, what's normal?

Well, I don't know, but when I told her, she started laughing.

She said maybe that was a problem.

What does your sister know?

She's a little freaky anyway. I wouldn't take it too serious.

Look, Jen, I'm a little bit tired.

Can we just have some normal sex tomorrow night?

I promise.

Doot.

What do you think it is? Which one?

I think it's this one. I think it's this one.

Twice.

Hello? Is anyone home?

What do you suppose all this is?

I don't know.

Well, if it is his place, it doesn't look like he's having too much fun.

You know, why don't you just ask him about it?

Yeah, you're probably right.

Wow, look at this. I wonder what this is all about.

Oh, video camera.

Could be some kinky stuff recorded here, maybe.

I don't get it.

Just a normal apartment.

Oh, my God.

What is it? Look at this.

Oh, my God. He really is kinky.

I don't mean Richard. My God.

It can't be Richard. He's probably renting it for a client.

That's probably it.

My God, he has thousands of men. They can't go home to their wives and tell

him this. Come on. What am I going to do?

Hey, look at these video cassettes. I wonder what's on all of these.

They're probably on Dumbo, that's for sure.

Should we pop one in?

Ooh.

Oh, my God.

Ooh, all hands on deck.

A jack-off party.

This is too much.

Well, come on.

You're not thinking what I think you're thinking.

Well, what else am I going to do?

Come on. I told you I would do all the talking. I don't think it's such a good

idea anymore.

Oh, look. Come on, Jennifer. I didn't drive all the way down here and find a

parking spot for my house. I know, but what if, I mean, what if what?

Everything's going to be fine.

He's going to go in there, and I will talk, and I'll take care of it. All

right? Come on. Come on.

Take a deep breath.

Hi.

Can I help you, lady?

Yeah. My friend here has a question that she'd like answered, if possible.

We wonder... Do you have that picture?

Yeah, sure.

Um, we were wondering if you've seen this guy in here before. I mean, like,

he's a customer?

Listen, I don't recognize anybody.

You know what I mean?

Everyone's entitled to a little bit of privacy.

I'm not trying to get anybody in trouble, really. I just wanted to know

if I was in the right place, because my husband and I were taped, and I... So

you showed me his picture.

Well... Yeah, look, I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

If you'd like to look around and help yourself on something that may excite

you, liven up your life, please help yourself.

I'm not going to recognize anybody for nobody.

You understand?

Look around.

A lot of good stuff here.

Thanks. We have anal beads over there if you're so inclined.

Oh, great.

Let's get out of here. No. Look around for a few minutes. Come on.

Blowing dildos there on the right. Oh, great.

Look at this. It's purple. It would match your dress.

That's right.

Oh, wow.

Come here and look at this tape, Jennifer.

You've got to see this.

Oh, God.

No, come on now. Does that look like fun?

Who buys this stuff anyway?

Oh, my God. Look, this looks like you almost.

Geez.

Oh,

wow. Come here, come here.

No. Come on, come on. No, it'll be fun.

Come on.

I want to see.

Excuse me, ladies.

Would you like some tokens for the peak show?

No. No, that's okay.

Maybe next time. Thanks.

Okay.

Let's go.

That was pretty sweet, but... Well, look, why don't you just ask him what

was in the box?

I don't... I mean, ask him about the apartment. I don't know if I can do

that. I think you just don't want to know the answer.

Well, maybe I don't. I don't know what I want. I don't know. Oh, come on,

Jennifer, you're a big girl. I mean, if he was my husband, I would want to know

if he's a liar and a cheat and what was going on.

I don't know.

I gotta go. I gotta... I'm gonna go. Okay.

I'll see you later.

Meet me at the X Club.

Bring a hard dick.

Always.

Hi, Jennifer.

This is Lisa.

Listen, if you need a little space and some time to think, you can stay at my

place tonight, you know.

Just tell him you're going down to Mom's. I won't be home, but the key's

under the mat.

Bye, sweetie. Talk to you later.

Hi, sweetheart. It's me.

Listen, I'm looking at another late night tonight and meeting out of the

office. Sorry, but c'est la guerre. I'll try not to wake you.

Hi. Hello.

You have a nice little surprise waiting for you upstairs.

Upstairs? Really? Yes, have a nice time.

Thanks.

Hey, lucky piece of shit.

Hi.

Hi.

Woo! Woo!

Hey! Anybody in here?

Woo! Hey!

Hi!

Woo! Woo!

Hi!

Come down here, baby. Come on.

Woo!

Get back here. Get out of there. Get out of there. Come here.

Ah!

Mm. Wait a minute. Ooh.

Sorry. Hi. What's your name? Stop it. Woo! Sorry.

Ah!

No,

I'm not.

Mm. Oh,

yes.

Yes

Yeah, would you like that? Right here in the men's bathroom, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah?

Oh, how about right over here?

How about if I push you right over here?

I'll have a seat.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, hi.

Let me know if I have any phone calls.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yes, Richard.

You just take it easy and relax tonight, all right?

You should be able to do that out here.

Hopefully it won't rain too bad.

Oh, and about Voltaire and his friends, they're a little wild, but don't worry

about them, you know.

Oh, don't even think about it. Look, you have other things on your mind. Give me

a hug.

You just take it easy, okay?

I'll be back a little later.

Okay. All right.

Oh.

Oh.

Sorry.

Never.

Oh, you're all ready to go out. Yeah.

I've got some errands to run, too.

Hey, listen, did you tell Richard where you were?

No, I just left a note, like you said, and told him that I'd be at Mom's for a

couple days.

Good. Good for you.

Hey, listen.

That apartment, I went back there last night, and it is his.

Really?

I, uh...

I called first, and he was there.

And I went back, but he was gone.

But I know it's his apartment.

And?

Well, remember those movies that were stacked up by the TV?

Yeah. Well, I went through them, and I found one, and he was in this

movie with this other girl. I couldn't believe it.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I mean, Lisa, it's like there's another person in him.

There's nothing wrong. I mean, there's never been anything bad between us.

Nothing. And now this.

I don't know. It's just like there's somebody else inside of him.

Well, you know, there's somebody different in all of us.

Sometimes it comes out and sometimes it doesn't.

Everyone's different.

Look, I've got to go.

Just relax.

can't find that key?

I don't know where it went.

I don't either.

And I'm sorry I'm late.

That's okay.

I like being here with you.

Especially when Little Miss Innocent isn't around.

Knock it off.

And I like being in this bed with you.

The bed where nothing happens.

It's kind of peaceful.

I said knock it off.

Well, come on.

Don't you want to do it?

You know, we could... How shall I put it?

Be romantic right here.

Come on, give me a break, will you?

Okay,

fine. I'll just be nice.

Don't be nice. Just be polite, okay?

Okay.

Could you do me a favor and just sit right there, sir?

What can I do for you, madam?

I'd like you to lift up your towel for me, sir.

Lisa. I'm being polite. Now, come on.

Please lift up your towel for me.

Now, that was easy, wasn't it?

I love it just after you've showered.

Lisa, come on. If you don't quit it, we're never going to get out of here.

Oh, great.

We don't get to do it in the house of purity, huh?

Poor little thing. She doesn't know what she's missing.

She has no idea.

Ooh.

Ooh, what drawer is this?

Let's see.

Ooh.

Maybe this will help, huh?

Woo!

This is my wife we're talking about. Oh, your wife, my sister. Stop being such a

fucking hypocrite. Look, I don't even want to have this conversation.

She's not like us, and that's okay.

We are who we are.

I don't want to have to hate my wife, okay?

We are who we are.

And why doesn't your wife know then?

No.

That's right, Richard.

We never get enough, do we?

You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.

Except fuck me.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Eric is here.

And she said David's coming by later with the girl from New York.

And it's rumored that she does things with dogs.

Oh, my God. Are you serious? A dog? Oh, I love it. It's something that she

hasn't done yet. She's very competitive, though.

I don't need to compete, is there?

So,

but while you wait for the dog, there's something else going on. What's that?

There's a girl in the bed over there. What? What the fuck, every guy in the

house. Ooh, you'd like that.

I'd like that.

We're setting up a train right now.

Really? Yeah.

Take a nap there. Got a caboose yet?

No joke.

Again, I didn't.