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[ Gong Sounds ]
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♪♪ [ Men Singing In Latin ]
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♪♪ [ Ends ]
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All right, boys.
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Meow!
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[ Woman Laughing ]
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[ Dogs Whining ]
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[ Whimpering And Barking ]
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[ Barking ]
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Don't fight. Don't fight.
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Oh, to the left.
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- [ Gasping ]
- [ Moans ]
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♪♪ [ Moaning Becomes
Singing High Note ]
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♪♪ [ High Note Continues ]
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♪♪ [ Hip-hop On Radio ]
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Bring mama home, baby!
Bring mama home, baby!
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♪♪ [ Stops ] Yes!
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Jazmin!
Say my name, baby.
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- Jazmin Nellie Mae Biltmore!
- Oh, yes! Full address!
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[ Moaning ]
Fine, but you made me do it.
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[ Moaning Continues ]
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Oh, yeah!
Oh, yes!
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- Ooh! What's cooking?
- Soy oatmeal.
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- [ Groans ]
- Come on. Get up
before you late for work.
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Stacey's gonna
be down there
blowin' any minute,
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and you need to be ready
when she comes.
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Hell, I'm trying to,
but your ass keep
waking me up...
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before I get there,
you filthy bitch!
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Damn. Bitch can't even
get none in her own dreams.
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Good morning, beautiful.
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We'll pick up
where we left off tomorrow.
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Maybe if you stuck
to one of your diets...
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you could get some in real life.
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I hate skinny bitches.
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[ Jazmin Narrating ]
Ever since we were little girls,
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my cousin Mia was a bone,
and I was slightly larger.
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While our mothers were out
makin' a livin',
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Grandma Nellie practically
raised us as sisters.
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But I hated Mia
all through elementary school...
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because she would just stand by
and watch as her skinny friends
called me names...
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and terrorized me just 'cause
I ain't look like that.
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[ All ]
♪ Fatty, fatty, two-by-four ♪
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♪ Can't get through
the cafeteria door ♪
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Besides Grandma,
my only friend was...
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[ Young Jazmin ]
God, please help me
lose weight.
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[ Jazmin ]
But he didn't seem
to be listening.
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By junior high school,
I was a solid 200 pounds,
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and my school-yard entourage
consisted of a whopping
three people...
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me, myself and I.
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Life as a skinny girl bull's-eye
was pretty much routine...
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until one day this real prissy
girl named Quaniqua Jackson...
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called me a fat bitch
in front of Benji Ross.
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Now, it wasn't the first time
I'd been called that,
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but calling me that
in front of my future husband,
baby, that required action.
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I don't know what took over me,
but the next thing I knew,
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Miss Quaniqua Jackson
was seein' stars.
[ Man ] ♪ Right hook ♪
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Now, I learned a very
valuable lesson that day,
and that was...
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if I couldn't get respect
because I wasn't a stick,
♪ Out Cold ♪
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then I'd get respect
because I was a stone.
♪ Too cold, black out ♪♪
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[ Deejay On Radio ]
What's up, L.A.?
Good morning.
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Time to get up and go
to work. It's another beautiful
day in Southern California,
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and you better leave on time
'cause traffic is a mother.
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[ Horn Beeping ]
[ Jazmin ]
I'm coming, girl!
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[ Stacey ]
Come on!
All right.
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- [ Horn Beeps ]
- As soon as I find
something to wear.
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[ Grunting ]
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All right.
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[ Grunting ]
Damn it! What the hell?
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♪ She's a brick house ♪
[ Cloth Rips ]
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I swear these clothes
are shrinking.
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[ Thinking ]
No, porky, your big ass
just gettin' fatter.
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- ♪ Oh, she's a brick house ♪
- [ Horn Beeping ]
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I'm coming, Stace!
Damn!
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[ Grunting ]
♪ The lady's stacked
and that's a fact ♪
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♪ Ain't holding
nothing back ♪
I need some Crisco.
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♪ Ow, she's
a brick house ♪
Oh! Is this the wrong hole?
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Wait a minute.
Oh, sh...
♪ Well, we're together ♪
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[ Screams ]
♪ Everybody knows ♪
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[ Grunting ]
♪ This is how
the story goes ♪
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♪ How can she lose
those things she use
36-24-36 ♪
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♪ Ow, what a winning hand
She's a brick house ♪
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Not my sexiest combo,
but I still look good.
♪ She's the one, the only one ♪
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Too hot for 'em, Jaz.
♪ Who's built like an Amazon ♪
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♪ Oh, a brick house ♪♪
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Child, come on
before we get late.
All right.
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I ain't gonna carpool
with you no more
if you can't be on time.
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All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.
I couldn't find nothing to wear.
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All them clothes in your closet?
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Ain't my fault
the stores make all
the cute stuff in junior sizes.
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-That should tell you somethin'.
-Yeah, I need to keep
sewing my own shit.
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- Or that fat girls can't wear
everything skinny girls can.
- I ain't fat.
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- I'm sexy succulent.
- Get in the car.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Woman ]
♪ So luscious ♪
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♪ So luscious ♪
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[ Horns Honking ]
♪ So luscious ♪
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[ Continues On Radio ]
♪ My body, uh, uh, my body ♪
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See, this is why we need
to start leaving earlier.
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Cookie?
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You know I'm trying
to stick to my diet.
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Oh, okay, now,
if I order an exercise video...
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and 10 bottles of Metabo Pills,
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I could win me a trip
to Palm Springs.
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One of them sweepstakes entries.
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It's like all them other
diet products you got...
gimmicks.
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All right, but you ain't gonna
be saying that when I get
bootylicious like Beyoncé.
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I think you got her beat
in the booty department.
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[ Snickers ]
Give me these
damn cookies.
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Uh, hi.
Hey, sweetie.
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Could you tell me
which one of these shirts,
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um, goes better
with these jeans?
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[ Chuckles ]
Come on, baby.
Let's go get you a money outfit.
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Excuse me.
Excuse me, miss.
Yeah?
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Can I get your honest opinion?
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Sure.
Do I look fat in this?
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[ Thinking ]
No, Twiggy, I look fat in this.
You look ugly in that.
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It's a perfect fit.
[ Giggling ]
Thanks. I'll take it!
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[ Laughing, Grunts ]
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I hate skinny bitches.
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You took the words
right out of my mouth.
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That's a damn shame.
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Brother know he need to be
spending his hard-earned
money on a sister.
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If I see another white girl
with one of our men, I swear
I'm gonna shoot somebody.
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Better get
your gun cocked.
What?
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[ Woman Giggling ]
Oh, hell, no.
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[ Thinking ]
O.J. didn't
teach you nothin'.
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[ Woman ]
♪ I was born
to be a runway model ♪
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♪ So blonde, so thin
so everything ♪
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♪ All the guys want me ♪♪
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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My hair!
Did it get me?
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[ Thinking ]
Breathe. Count to 10.
Breathe. Count to 10.
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Why don't people watch
where they're drinking?
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[ Man ]
You still look good.
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Stay calm. Here. Here.
Take my car, go change...
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and just be back before lunch.
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Who can even fit in a size zero?
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A bitch with no ass,
no thighs and hips
as wide as my forearms.
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Come on, girl.
Let's go to lunch.
Can't. I just sent Kelly.
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I need you to go work
in the plus-size department
until she gets back.
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No, Stace, no.
I can't go work
in that department.
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Look at that
pitiful-ass excuse
for fashion over there.
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Stace, even you
don't wear that stuff.
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Who do they actually believe
is gonna buy that shit?
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See what I mean?
Now, how's she gonna
get a man in that?
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We probably look like that.
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But she waddles.
We don't waddle.
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Do we?
Hell, no,
we don't waddle.
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Now, we might jiggle
just a little,
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but we don't waddle.
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Good.
[ Chuckles ]
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Ooh, Miss Thing!
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I will work
the hell out of that top,
and I'm straight as an arrow.
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- You like it, Ramón?
- Girl, I love it.
It is phat.
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P-H-A-T.
"Pretty, hot and thick."
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Okay, bitch. I didn't know where
you was goin' with that "phat."
Thank you.
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And while you bullshittin',
I heard that man over there...
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is the head buyer of
the whole Bloomfeld's.
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You need to go on over there
and show him your sketches
and flatter him...
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into launching you a line, girl.
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The one next to dickface?
Yeah, but I wouldn't call him
that when you go over there.
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[ Jazmin ]
Think I should go over?
[ Ramón ] Damn right, girl.
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Yeah, Jaz, go over there.
Show him your sketches, girl.
Be bold.
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Mm-hmm.
Well,
come with me, Stace.
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No.
See?
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All right, let's do it.
Okay, give me the pound.
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Okay. All right now.
All right,
here we go.
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Get up on his grille.
Sell him that stuff.
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[ Ramón ]
Oh, no.
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Yes, Jazmin?
What can I do for you?
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Well, actually,
I wanted to talk to him.
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Is that the head buyer
of Bloomfeld's?
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And that information is
pertinent to you because?
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Well, I want to show him
my fashion design sketches.
Absolutely not.
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Robert Myer is an
extremely busy man...
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and doesn't have time
to entertain your
amateur sketches.
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Maybe he can just
take a look and tell me
if I've got potential.
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I got this whole
book of plus-size designs.
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Since our plus-size selection
could use some help, I thought
he might be interested.
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I can assure you he's not.
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But he's standing right there.
Can I just talk to him?
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You wouldn't believe how many
big women come up to me
on the street every day...
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wantin' to know
where I got my outfit from.
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And frankly,
I don't give a damn.
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Look, Jazmin,
launching a clothing line
is much more than a notion...
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and takes a lot of things
that you don't have.
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Now, I have work to do
and so do you if you
appreciate your job here.
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Go... Bloomfeld's!
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I'm gonna start my line.
I'm gonna show dickface.
I'm gonna get me a bank loan.
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Jaz, girl,
you know I'm down
for you for whatever,
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but bank loans
aren't easy to get.
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They ain't just handing 'em out.
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Then I'll do whatever
it takes, Stace.
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- You serious
about this, huh?
- Damn right I'm serious.
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I'm sorry, Ms. Biltmore,
your loan application
has been denied.
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Denied?
Uh, due to...
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insufficient collateral.
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Yes, unfortunately,
although the home that your...
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sweet Grandma Nellie left you...
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is located in what some
might classify...
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as an upper-middle-class
neighborhood,
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uh, the bank
classifies it as
a high-risk zone.
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- You mean a "black zone."
- Ms. Biltmore,
this is not a race issue.
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No, no. We here
at First Plantation Bank
are an equal-opportunity lender.
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It says so right there
on our brochure.
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Sir, listen to me, okay?
Jazmin Biltmore don't
beg nobody,
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but I really need this loan.
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And my clothing line
is a surefire moneymaker,
'cause big girls like myself,
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we have a hard time
finding trendy clothes to wear.
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And consequently, we have
a hard time finding dates too,
if you know what I mean.
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But, um, I didn't come
in here to get all up
in my personal business,
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but, Mr. Banker,
I ain't been laid
in nine months, hear?
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Nine long months.
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[ Clears Throat Softly ]
So if... if you would...
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give me the loan to help me
get my line off the ground,
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not only will you get
your money back twofold,
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but you'll be helping me
solve a very big problem...
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for a lot of big girls.
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Well, Ms. Biltmore,
if finding a date
is your problem,
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may I suggest...
Jenny Craig?
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00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:36,083
- Excuse me?
- I said, if finding a date
is your problem...
222
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,052
I heard what you said.
You wanna say
that again, sucker?
223
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:43,423
'Cause I will whip your balding
ass all around this bank! You
don't say shit like that to me.
224
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,792
- Suggest Jenny Craig?
Yeah, you can suggest it.
- Security!
225
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,928
- Just suggest!
- Security!
226
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,897
Say something!
Say something!
227
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,533
If you ever in my part of town,
your ass is whupped!
Take her out of my bank now!
228
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,702
Don't you ever come
in my bank!
Get me my stuff!
229
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,905
Where's my toupee?
You're probably
a cross-dresser!
230
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:01,474
That's right! That's right!
I ain't scared!
I ain't scared of your ass!
231
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,776
I will whup your ass!
Now, wait a minute.
232
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,446
[ Woman ]
♪ Tonight's the night
to leave all drama behind ♪
233
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,349
♪ My crew and your crew
here to have a good time
Dressed to impress ♪
234
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:13,253
♪ The party and unwind
Head to the bar
for champagne and wine ♪
235
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,488
♪ What's the occasion
celebrating humankind ♪
236
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,291
♪ Oh, yeah
it's about to get started ♪♪
237
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,460
Jaz, I know you're
depressed about the loan,
238
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,330
but I think you need to
slow down on those drinks.
239
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,332
Okay.
240
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:33,040
Bartender,
give me another shot.
And for her...
241
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,608
- Another iced tea.
- And do her a favor, baby.
242
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,912
Drive it through Long Island
on your way back over here.
243
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,814
And who's gonna drive us
home if we're both drunk?
244
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,384
Not me.
[ Laughs ]
245
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,920
Yes, um,
246
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:50,690
I'm gonna have
a Cosmopolitan.
Whoo!
247
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,626
♪♪ [ Rap, Indistinct ]
248
00:14:55,395 --> 00:15:00,167
Maybe this, uh,
fine brother'll volunteer
to drive us home.
249
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,903
[ Laughs ]
250
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,109
You wasn't that cute
no way, nucka!
251
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:15,115
[ Jazmin ]
Some cheering-up session
this night turned out to be.
252
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,684
Stace, pull up at that
Fat Ass Burger over there.
253
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:36,036
Welcome to Fat Ass Burger.
May I take your Fat Ass order?
254
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:40,540
Yes. I'm gonna have
a Skinny Ass protein burger.
255
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,010
No bun, no mayo.
256
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,412
And a skinny water.
And I'll have...
257
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,882
She'll have what I got.
You're trying to stick
to the diet, remember?
258
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,851
Yeah, I remember.
259
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,488
Uh, look,
give me what she got,
but while you're at it,
260
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,657
make that Skinny Ass
protein patty...
261
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:01,194
a Fat Ass double-beef patty
with extra mayo,
262
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:05,298
put the bun back on there,
slap on some bacon and cheese,
263
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,867
and when you done,
slide up a chili dog,
264
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,337
two Fat Ass fries, a onion ring,
265
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,673
a pecan pie
and a jumbo chocolate shake.
266
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,310
And I'll have the same.
267
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,680
What, y'all gonna need
a garbage bag to haul
all that food out?
268
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,649
Excuse me?
269
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,285
What, you got too much fat
around your ears to hear?
270
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,753
[ Snickers ]
[ Crowd ]
Ooh.
271
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,257
Oh, you punk.
272
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,492
See, if you want
to bag up in here...
273
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,428
with your ugly ass,
you got to come a lot
stronger than that.
274
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,165
- Oh, well, let's do it.
- Well, let's do it!
275
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,233
Come on, punk, what you got?
276
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,002
[ Over Speaker ]
All right.
277
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,472
You so fat...
278
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,740
you can't fall down.
279
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,709
[ Man ]
Boo.
280
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,213
You so ugly,
your birth certificate...
281
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,015
is an apology letter
from the condom factory.
282
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,351
[ All Laughing ]
283
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,020
All right, well, you so fat...
284
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:05,292
that, uh, you got to sleep
on a Texas-sized mattress.
[ Laughs ]
285
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,662
[ Chuckles ]
286
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,865
You so ugly, when your mama
gave birth to you,
287
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,635
she named you
Shit Happens.
Ooh!
288
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,771
[ All Laughing ]
289
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,508
All right, well,
you so fat that you need help...
290
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,144
just to get out of bed
in the morning.
[ Chuckles ]
291
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,880
You worked hard
on that one, didn't you?
292
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:32,018
You so ugly that your mama
got morning sickness
after you were born.
293
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,255
Boo-doo. Pow!
[ All Laughing ]
294
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,526
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
295
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,262
See, you can't quit now,
'cause I'm just gettin' started.
296
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,598
You so ugly, that pimple
on top of your mouth...
297
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,601
mistook your lips
for the crack of your ass.
298
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,971
- [ All Laughing ]
- I believe that's the herpes.
299
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,607
I don't want no damn food
from you, Jack!
300
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,277
Oh, you're bitchin'
up on me, Jack!
301
00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,347
You so damn ugly...
302
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,283
that every time
your mama sees you...
303
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,352
she says to your daddy,
304
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,655
"Damn! I should've
just gave you head."
305
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,592
[ All Laughing ]
306
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,399
- I'm cool, man.
- [ Scoffs ]
307
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,535
Stacey and Mia, grab our shit.
308
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:28,575
I guess my cousin told you.
309
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:32,279
She ain't tell me nothin'!
And she's still a fat bitch.
310
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,983
Excuse me?
311
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,885
Did you just call me a...
312
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,389
That's right,
I called you a...
[ Distorted ] fat bitch!
313
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,728
- [ Crowd Cheers ]
- [ Exhales ]
314
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,134
[ Mia ]
That's my cousin, y'all.
315
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,471
Damn! She knocked
his ass out cold.
316
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,342
[ Slurping ]
317
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,897
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God.
318
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:31,238
Take a picture next time.
It'll last longer.
Mm-mm-mm.
319
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,783
[ Sighs ]
You ever wonder why everybody
has somebody else...
320
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,852
except us?
321
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:50,122
See, Stace, the reason
you don't have nobody
is the way you dress.
322
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,225
Now, you want a man?
323
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,495
You know,
show a little cleavage
or somethin'.
324
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,998
And when's the last time
flashing cleavage
got you a date?
325
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,201
Oh, see, you didn't
even have to go there.
You're hateful.
326
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,538
Jaz, look around.
327
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,742
[ Stacey ]
You notice what I notice?
328
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,612
We're the only
black people in here.
329
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,448
No, we're the only
fat people in here.
Stace,
330
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,917
look, don't go there
with me, okay?
331
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,220
I hate when you get like this.
I'm not trying to be
depressed today.
332
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,691
Bitch had a hard enough time
just gettin' out of bed
this morning.
333
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,593
I'm going on break.
334
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,061
You can take your lunch
when I get back.
335
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:32,699
All right.
Keep it together, Stace.
336
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,605
One of us sure need to.
337
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:43,810
[ Woman ]
♪ There is always reason
to sit out ♪
338
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,680
♪ To stand aside
giving in to fear and doubt ♪
339
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,718
♪ You've got to tell me
what you're searching for ♪
340
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,820
♪ The mountain's worth
the climb ♪
341
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,123
♪ You know that there is
so much more ♪
342
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,025
♪ Deep down inside ♪
343
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,662
♪ There's no more blending
into the crowd ♪
344
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,664
♪ You got to find yourself ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
345
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,601
♪ Show them your true colors
and shine ♪♪
346
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,970
[ Thinking ]
I do waddle.
347
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,473
[ Girl ]
♪ Fatty, fatty, two-by-four ♪
348
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,775
♪ Can't get through
the cafeteria door ♪
349
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,610
[ Girl Laughing ]
350
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,846
♪ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah ♪
351
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,914
[ Phone Ringing ]
352
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,417
[ Jazmin's Voice ]
Hey, this is Jazmin Biltmore,
353
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,153
so at the beep,
do your thing.
[ Beep ]
354
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,089
[ Woman ]
Hi. This is the Metabo Pill
Corporation calling...
355
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:33,426
to inform Miss Jazmin Biltmore
that you've won
an all-expense paid...
356
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,396
travel vacation
to a five-star resort...
357
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,230
in Palm Springs.
[ Shrieks ]
Oh, my God!
358
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,401
Oh, my God, you won!
To claim your prize,
call 555-1212.
359
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,436
[ Answering Machine Beeps ]
You really won.
360
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,304
I can't believe
people really do
win those things.
361
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:50,743
A five-star spa luxury resort
in Palm Springs.
[ Squeals ]
362
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,713
Oh, I've got so much
shopping to do.
363
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,715
I... I am going,
right?
[ Sighs ]
364
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,117
The mood I'm in,
I might not be going.
365
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:02,188
Okay, that's a joke, right?
If you don't want it,
I'll take it.
366
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,056
I've got some coworkers
at the gym.
367
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,393
They would love to go.
Oh, no, Jaz,
you going.
368
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:10,963
You not sticking me alone
in Palm Springs with Mia and one
of her carrot-nibbling friends.
369
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,466
- Oh!
- Stace, I ain't trying
to spend a whole week...
370
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:17,670
with a bunch of half-naked,
skinny hos flaunting around
in dental floss all day.
371
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,672
Forget them, Jaz.
We need this.
372
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,709
If you won't go for you,
at least go for me.
373
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,678
And for me, your best cousin.
374
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,550
I'll go for you, Stace.
375
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:33,052
A good a reason as any.
376
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,522
Palm Springs here we come!
377
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,557
You need some help?
Stacey, why don't you...
378
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:40,593
What are y'all doing?
Wait the car's moving.
Wait...
379
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,361
[ Grunting ]
Are you okay?
380
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,464
[ Chattering ]
381
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:48,468
Did y'all pack all of them?
Don't scratch my bags.
382
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,503
Palm Springs
here we come!
Here we come.
383
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,806
Whoo!
Let's do this!
384
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,543
[ Jazmin ]
Now, see, all you have
to have is a little faith,
385
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,578
'cause I knew I was gonna win.
386
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,481
I knew I was gonna
win this trip.
She knew it.
387
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,916
You were right, Jaz.
I didn't hear
you, Stace.
388
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:08,655
- I... I said,
you were right, Jaz.
- Damn right I'm right.
389
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:12,358
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah ♪
390
00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:16,463
♪ This is your holiday ♪
391
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,665
♪ A... A holiday ♪
Skinny bitches.
392
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,534
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah Say ♪
393
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,370
- [ Car Honking ]
- ♪ You've got a right
to believe ♪
394
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:27,607
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
395
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:31,444
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah ♪
396
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,180
♪ I just want to play ♪
397
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,783
♪ I... I want to play ♪
398
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,886
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
399
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:43,422
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah ♪♪
400
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:47,059
[ Engine Sputtering ]
[ Jazmin ]
Do you smell smoke?
401
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,334
[ Stacey ]
Oh, my God.
402
00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:58,838
Jesus, I done died
and gone to heaven.
403
00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,373
Oh, if the lobby looks
like this, imagine what the...
404
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,876
The room.
The buffets.
405
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:08,380
What?
Have you guys never been
to a five-star resort before?
406
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,983
No.
No.
407
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,620
Well, I'm off to the pool.
408
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,688
You ladies coming with?
Uh-huh.
409
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,325
Just give me a second
to throw a thong up my crack.
I'll be right with you.
410
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:22,562
Oh, but, Jaz,
these deep-tissue
massages sound good.
411
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,597
Okay, well,
you know, you ladies,
412
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:27,033
y'all gonna have to
tell me all about it...
413
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:30,870
because I'm off to find
me a rich, handsome gent
to spend my week with.
414
00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:33,673
- [ Moans ]
- [ Chuckles ]
415
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,775
See ya.
See ya later.
416
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:39,579
All that damn skinny
went right to her head.
Right.
417
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,648
One Cherry Blast
with a lime twist.
418
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,119
Mmm. Good. Thanks.
419
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,021
That be all?
Yeah.
420
00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,957
Mmm.
421
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,995
On second thought, I think
I'm gonna have him to go.
422
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,100
Monogrammed.
423
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,736
Girl, this is so much better
then that raggedy-ass...
424
00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,205
piece of terry cloth
grandma robe I brought
from home.
425
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,941
- I like it.
- So how you think
yours is bad?
426
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,578
My terry cloth
is hanging by a thread.
427
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:16,783
[ Grunting ]
428
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:20,687
[ Grunting ]
Pull it. Pull it.
429
00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,856
Wait a minute. Wait.
Oh, it's gonna see my...
430
00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,825
Wait a minute,
my... might be out.
431
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:28,227
[ Grunts ]
Let me see.
432
00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,162
Terry cloth.
Terry cloth.
433
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,343
I know you don't
expect our big asses...
434
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,879
to fit on these
little-ass tables.
435
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:55,387
[ Both Inhale ]
Mm-mm.
436
00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:59,659
[ Man ]
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
437
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:03,996
♪ I love you ♪
438
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:07,900
♪ Diamonds are worth
much more than gold ♪♪
439
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:13,139
Hmm. Thought you'd
be hitched up with
some rich hunk by now.
440
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:16,408
Oh, I'm working on it,
441
00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:19,411
but this puppy
is playing a little...
442
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:22,048
harder than usual.
443
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:26,385
Have you ever seen a man just
so damn fine in all your life?
444
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,287
All I see is arms
and legs kicking.
445
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:30,923
Well, we've been
playing eye tag
for about an hour now.
446
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:35,061
The drink-stand worker
says he's a doctor.
447
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:38,297
Oh, my God, girl, look.
He's gettin' out the pool.
448
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:42,869
[ Woman ]
♪ At last ♪
449
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,773
[ Thinking ]
Tongue, be still.
450
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:50,810
♪ My love has come along ♪
451
00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:59,852
♪ My lonely days are over ♪
452
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:07,159
♪ And life is like a song ♪♪
453
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,261
Oh, my God,
he's coming over here.
454
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,998
How do I look, huh?
How do I look?
Like you always look.
455
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,767
Oh, okay.
Perfect. Mm-hmm.
456
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:18,437
See, I knew it.
I knew he would
finally break.
457
00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:22,541
He wanted this.
He wanted it. Mmm.
458
00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:25,912
[ Thinking ]
Damn. Why Skinny always
got to get the good ones?
459
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:29,548
- Good afternoon, ladies.
- Good afternoon.
460
00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:31,684
- Hi.
- Are you all here
on vacation?
461
00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,353
One of the many we take
throughout the year.
462
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:39,258
So I hear you're here
all the way from Africa
for the big medical convention.
463
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:43,429
- Nigeria, to be exact.
- Well, isn't that interesting.
464
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,665
You see, I've always wanted
to travel to exotic places.
465
00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:51,203
So, tell me,
what's it like in Nigeria?
466
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,706
- Hot.
- Ooh.
467
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:58,477
- Are you always this
intensely quiet?
- Miss Motormouth here? Please.
468
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:01,580
- She's the loudest one
out of all of us.
- Oh, really?
469
00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:04,383
I find outspoken women
very fascinating.
470
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:08,420
Truth be told, I'm quite
the little chatterbox myself.
471
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:11,090
Chirp, chirp.
Chatter, chatter.
[ Giggles ]
472
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:16,428
Whoo! This heat.
Oh, it's just so treacherous.
473
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:28,908
Wow, I did not know
they made bodies
that beautiful here in America.
474
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:32,211
Oh, you see this body, baby,
it wasn't made overnight.
475
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:35,915
I'm actually a world-renowned
aerobics instructor.
476
00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:41,854
Actually, I was talking
about your beautiful
plump friend here.
477
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:45,157
- [ Thinking ]
Me?
- Her?
478
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,659
Yes, her.
479
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:51,898
Close your mouth, child.
Flies might get in.
480
00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:57,136
- What is your name?
- [ Thinking ] Sweet Jesus,
what the hell is my name?
481
00:28:57,203 --> 00:29:00,739
I am Tunde Jonathan.
[ Distorted ]
Pleased to meet you.
482
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:07,814
[ Distorted ]
Do you have a name?
483
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,290
Excuse her.
Her name is Jazmin.
484
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:20,960
It is a pleasure
to meet you, Jazmin.
485
00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,295
[ Thinking ]
Oh, no, baby,
the pleasure is all mine.
486
00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,832
Jazmin, what is wrong
with you?
[ Yelps ]
487
00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,867
This man is talking to you.
488
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,169
Pardon me, ladies,
for being rude,
but you are?
489
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,238
Pissed off.
490
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,106
Mia.
Stacey.
491
00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:37,343
Well, well, well,
what do we have here?
492
00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:40,612
Well, ladies,
meet my friends and colleagues.
493
00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:44,616
This is Akibo.
Godwin.
494
00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:48,420
This is Jazmin.
Stacey.
495
00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:52,024
[ Speaking Nigerian ]
496
00:29:57,729 --> 00:30:00,132
And this is Mia.
497
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:18,084
Hey, I just thought
of a brilliant idea.
498
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,786
Maybe if you ladies
don't have plans tonight,
499
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:25,291
you wouldn't mind
accompanying us
to the fund-raising...
500
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:28,160
party that our
native friends are throwing.
501
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,362
Actually, that would
be a great idea.
502
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:35,301
If Miss Jazmin would be
my very special guest.
503
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:41,974
- Yes, she will.
- And you.
504
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:45,277
Will you be mine?
Okay.
505
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:55,521
Godwin here is very shy
in expressing himself,
506
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:59,591
but he would be delighted
if you were his guest of honor.
507
00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:01,293
Oh, gao.
508
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,595
Lovely.
509
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,634
Girl, a bitch tongue
just got paralyzed.
510
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:12,538
He is so juicy.
Girl!
511
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:16,742
He is fine.
My Akibo is quite
a hunk himself.
512
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,810
I just want to say...
513
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:22,915
I did not come all the way
to Palm Springs to get hooked up
with Fat Albert.
514
00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:26,252
From the sounds of it,
homeboy wasn't digging you
too much either.
515
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:29,121
- Really not at all.
- "No, gao."
516
00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:31,757
- "Gao!"
- [ Laughing ]
517
00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:35,694
- [ Laughing ]
- Well, wait until
you find out...
518
00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:39,966
how domineering
and chauvinistic
those African men can be.
519
00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:44,903
They want their woman to be
completely submissive to them.
And you know what else?
520
00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:49,141
One of my clients,
she happens to be married
to this Nigerian guy,
521
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:52,644
and she told me
he even wants her
to get circumcised.
522
00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:56,548
- Shi...
- I'm sure all Nigerian men
do not believe in that.
523
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,717
[ Knocking ]
Well, here's my chance
to find out.
524
00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:00,752
Stace, how do I look?
525
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:05,992
'Cause I could have some green
stuck in my teeth, and this
heifer wouldn't even tell me.
526
00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:08,394
You put the "P" in "phat," girl.
527
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,896
And the "F" too,
but we're not gonna
worry about that tonight.
528
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,931
All right.
Go get the door. Go.
529
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:15,667
Get the door.
Get the door!
Okay!
530
00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:19,705
And you look quite fabulous
yourself, darling.
531
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,008
Oh, girl.
532
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,545
Good evening.
533
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,948
You look, uh...
534
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,952
[ Blow Lands ]
535
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:36,122
Very nice, he says.
536
00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:41,860
Wow.
537
00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:45,664
We are going to
be the envy of every man
at the party tonight.
538
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:52,038
- Hello, Jazmin.
- Just tell me you do not
believe in circumcising women.
539
00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,840
[ Chuckles ]
Is that a greeting?
540
00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:57,809
Well, I just want to know
before we step out this door.
541
00:32:57,876 --> 00:33:00,079
What if we talk about
it in the car?
542
00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,214
Our driver is waiting.
543
00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:06,985
♪♪ [ Man Singing African Song ]
544
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:16,928
Let's just say that in some
remote parts of Nigeria,
they do practice it.
545
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,166
But do you believe in it?
546
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:30,542
Speak English, now.
547
00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:34,946
[ Chuckles ]
Well, the simple answer
to your question is no.
548
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:38,450
- [ Sighs ]
- Satisfied?
549
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,786
[ Thinking ]
Baby, I'm not going
to be satisfied...
550
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,655
till you get me back up
in your hotel room tonight.
551
00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:48,727
Welcome.
Welcome.
552
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,063
Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome.
553
00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:56,735
Yeah, Dr. Tunde. Akibo.
Where did you find this
beautiful, thick madame from?
554
00:33:56,802 --> 00:34:00,005
Your wish is my command.
555
00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,109
At your service.
Mmm!
[ Chuckles ]
556
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:08,180
Sister, where is your meat?
557
00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:11,383
We have got to fatten you up
while you are here, huh?
558
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:18,524
♪♪ [ Chorus Singing
African Song ]
559
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:26,532
♪♪ [ Man Singing ]
560
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:48,987
So, how do you find
Nigerian food?
561
00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:52,391
- Tasty. Thank you.
- [ Chuckles ]
562
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,793
If you are ever looking
for some native attire,
563
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,995
I'm your man.
564
00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:59,465
Thank you.
565
00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,435
Thank... Thank you.
566
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,838
I am glad that you
like Nigerian food.
567
00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:09,475
You find it tasty?
[ Thinking ]
Bump the food.
568
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,077
I wanna taste you,
you big, fine-ass African,
569
00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:14,313
spear-throwing,
lion-hunting...
[ Wild Animals Calling ]
570
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,948
"Mandingo" warrior
with a king-size...
571
00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:20,219
Thirsty?
Excuse me? Huh? Excuse me?
[ Clears Throat ]
572
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,454
Why don't we go
and get something to drink?
573
00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:25,457
Okay, okay. Mm-hmm.
Yes?
574
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:31,830
♪♪ [ African Song Plays ]
575
00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,734
In order to truly enjoy fufu,
576
00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:40,306
you have to swallow
big chunks at a time.
577
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:44,743
Dip it in the egusi soup...
578
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,246
and swallow.
579
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:54,019
Ah, ah.
580
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:56,788
Mm-hmm.
581
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:03,495
It's okay, right?
582
00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:05,531
Mm-hmm.
583
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:11,937
I want to get to know you
like no man has ever known you.
584
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:16,275
[ Gulps ]
585
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:39,698
Perhaps you need to eat more.
586
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:42,000
I know exactly
what I need to do.
587
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:45,737
Thank you.
And it's not eat more.
588
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:54,513
Taxi! Taxi!
Oh! Ooh, get me the hell
out of here, please.
589
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:57,416
These people are crazy!
590
00:36:57,483 --> 00:37:00,286
Ladies and gentlemen,
the favorite part
of the evening...
591
00:37:00,352 --> 00:37:02,421
the spray dance!
592
00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:04,956
♪♪ [ Heavy Drumbeat ]
593
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,304
What's the spray dance?
594
00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:23,108
Oh, the spray dance.
It is a tradition
where we dance for money.
595
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:27,746
Uh-oh.
It's about to be a strip show
up in this camp! Oh!
596
00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:43,529
Yes, they are inviting you out.
597
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,097
Come on, Stace.
I ain't going out there.
598
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,867
Okay. Then watch me
rack up all the dollars.
599
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,054
We have a saying in my country.
600
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,357
"A pearl is not a pearl...
601
00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:13,725
until it's out
of its shell."
602
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,931
And I know,
under that shy shell of yours,
603
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:24,836
there is a big, bold woman
waiting to burst out...
604
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:28,940
and enjoy life.
605
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,482
Just look at your friend there.
606
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,554
She's only
your friend because
there's a lot of her...
607
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,656
buried inside of you.
608
00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:52,664
♪♪ [ Woman Singing
African Song ]
609
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:15,521
♪♪ [ Man Singing ]
610
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:21,460
♪♪ [ Man And Woman Singing ]
611
00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:34,573
♪♪ [ Fades Out ]
612
00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:40,812
That was just
a taste of Nigeria.
613
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,882
I hope you enjoyed it.
Oh, I did.
614
00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:46,752
A bitch racked up a hundred
dollars doing my number.
615
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:49,187
Ow! Y'all don't know
nothing about that, do ya?
616
00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:51,356
You gotta do me.
You gotta do me.
617
00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:53,559
[ Both Laugh ]
618
00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:58,263
You are a very rich
woman, Jazmin.
619
00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:01,066
Well, I wouldn't
call a hundred dollars
exactly rich.
620
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:04,536
But cut me loose
a few weeks in Nigeria,
and I might be.
621
00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:06,472
I was not speaking
in terms of money.
622
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:08,907
In Africa,
623
00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:11,109
a woman's body size
is a reflection...
624
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,178
of her social status.
625
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,715
The thicker she is,
the richer she's
presumed to be.
626
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:19,518
Well, hell, I'm livin'
in the wrong country.
627
00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:22,420
I wanna live where
they like the fat girls.
628
00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:25,023
Whoa. But we don't
call it "fat."
629
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,493
The term is "thick madame."
630
00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:29,528
Thick madame.
631
00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,663
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
632
00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,534
Thank you.
633
00:40:37,402 --> 00:40:39,971
I might sound
extremely shallow...
634
00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:43,441
saying that on a scale
from one to 10,
635
00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:45,811
you are the perfect 20.
636
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:48,313
[ Thinking ]
Wait a minute.
637
00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:50,315
This is too good to be true.
638
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:55,921
- You need a green card
or somethin'?
- That's funny.
639
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:58,456
That don't answer the question.
640
00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:02,728
No. No.
I do not need a green card.
641
00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:10,001
But I would like
to ask you one question.
642
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:13,204
[ Thinking ]
Yes. Yes, I will marry you.
643
00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:17,943
Why do you refer
to yourself as "bitch"?
644
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,080
Wow. Um,
645
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,149
it's just an expression.
646
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,184
American girls,
647
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:30,522
we sometimes use it
to refer to ourselves
or our friends.
648
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:33,925
It's... a term of affection.
649
00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:38,363
Okay. Thank you
for the explanation... bitch.
650
00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:41,733
- Excuse me?
- [ Laughs ] You see?
651
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,270
It was not such
an affectionate term
after all.
652
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:52,043
Jazmin,
I cannot tell you
how to express yourself,
653
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:57,883
but you are way
too classy of a lady
to use such profanity.
654
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,821
Tell you what.
655
00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:07,693
Why don't we change into
something a bit more casual?
656
00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:11,262
And then we'll
meet here in 10 minutes.
657
00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:14,633
Okay. Ten minutes.
658
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,135
Okay.
Okay.
659
00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,606
[ Woman ]
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
660
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:22,674
[ Giggles ]
661
00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:24,710
♪ I got a thing for you ♪
662
00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:27,412
♪ Yes, I do, yes, I do
yes I do ♪
663
00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:29,480
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
664
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:33,018
♪ I got a thing for you
Yes, I do, yes, I do ♪♪
665
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,555
[ Man ]
♪ Sexy lady ♪
666
00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:41,159
So, I've been wanting
to ask you all night.
667
00:42:43,528 --> 00:42:47,633
With a full figure
such as yours...
668
00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:53,772
why do you hide it under
all of this bulky clothing?
669
00:42:56,574 --> 00:43:00,378
Because, as big as I am,
670
00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:02,648
I don't need to be
showing no skin.
671
00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:04,783
[ Chuckles ]
672
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:07,753
If the decision were mine,
673
00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:10,188
you would be naked all the time.
674
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:15,160
Um. Oh.
675
00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:17,863
[ Chuckling ]
676
00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:25,136
You okay?
Oh.
[ Chuckling ]
677
00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:27,839
♪♪ [ Piano ]
678
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:33,812
[ Woman ]
♪ Looking out
on the morning rain ♪
679
00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:38,717
♪ I used to feel so uninspired ♪
680
00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:41,219
This is nice.
681
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,088
I knew you would like it.
682
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:49,160
Thank you.
683
00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:51,162
Welcome.
684
00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:56,534
So tell me more about
your passion for fashion.
685
00:43:56,601 --> 00:43:59,470
I could talk about that
all night.
686
00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:02,173
One day, I'm gonna go to Paris.
687
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,509
Paris.
Yes.
688
00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:07,412
Fashion capital of the world.
689
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,514
I did my residency there.
690
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,649
Mmm.
691
00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:13,719
Maybe it's just
a silly pipe dream,
692
00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:17,388
'cause it seems
everybody and they mama
got a clothing line out now.
693
00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,424
Whose mother?
694
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,560
No, it's, um...
695
00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:24,595
It's just another
American expression.
696
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,664
[ Giggles ]
Oh.
697
00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:29,935
♪ You came along to claim it ♪
698
00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:35,874
[ Speaking French ]
699
00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:47,853
What'd you say?
It's French.
700
00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:51,189
I said, "Everything in
its own time, my dear.
701
00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:53,859
"It will happen for you
when you least expect it,
702
00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:57,595
"and on that day, you will
remember Dr. Tunde...
703
00:44:57,662 --> 00:44:59,731
and smile."
704
00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:05,370
♪ You make me feel
like a natural woman ♪
705
00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:07,405
♪ Woman ♪
706
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:11,476
♪ Oh, baby
what you've done to me ♪
707
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,179
♪ What you've done to me ♪
708
00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:18,817
♪ You make me feel
so good inside ♪
709
00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:21,820
♪ Good inside ♪ [ Beeping ]
710
00:45:21,887 --> 00:45:24,856
♪ And I just want to be ♪
711
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,992
♪ Want to be ♪♪
712
00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:07,966
I wish you could see what I see.
713
00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:13,371
So, tell me,
714
00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:17,142
when was the last time
you had fun?
715
00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,848
Real fun.
716
00:46:22,914 --> 00:46:26,852
Just let go of
all of your inhibitions,
717
00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:31,089
and live passionately
in the moment...
718
00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:33,224
with no thought for tomorrow.
719
00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:38,029
Never.
720
00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:42,133
Well, it's time to start living.
721
00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:56,414
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
722
00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:58,416
[ Laughing ]
723
00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:02,820
How you doing?
724
00:47:02,888 --> 00:47:07,592
Okay, well, I guess we are here.
725
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:11,963
Is, uh, this room 334?
Mm-hmm.
726
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:16,367
Here we are,
back to your room,
uh, safe and sound.
727
00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:19,770
I wouldn't want your
girlfriends to think
that I was a bad doctor,
728
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:22,307
keeping you out too long.
729
00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:24,910
I'm sure they're
worried sick
about me right now.
730
00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:28,546
Oh, yeah, baby,
get thick with it.
[ Moans ]
731
00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:32,350
I think I'm gonna be sick.
732
00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:34,385
Ow, shit.
733
00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:39,490
Well, looking forward
to seeing you again tomorrow.
734
00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:42,460
[ Thinking ]
You could've
saw me tonight, fool.
735
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:44,329
Okay.
Oops.
736
00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:47,865
Looks like your necklace is...
Let me fix it.
737
00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:49,935
[ Wild Animals Calling ]
[ Thinking, Moans ]
738
00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:53,438
I will be
your African queen,
your thick madame,
739
00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:58,743
your royal princess,
mother of all your babies.
740
00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:01,646
[ Thinking ]
Oh, Tunde.
741
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,648
Beautiful.
742
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,616
Thank you.
743
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,620
Okay, then.
744
00:48:13,191 --> 00:48:16,027
Good night,
my American princess.
745
00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:19,497
- Good night.
- Sleep tight.
746
00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,699
[ Thinking ]
More like alone
and disappointed.
747
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:24,169
You too.
748
00:48:30,275 --> 00:48:32,343
I hope I'm not going too fast.
749
00:48:43,521 --> 00:48:46,124
Child, a brother
was hittin' it so good,
750
00:48:46,191 --> 00:48:48,659
he had me singing the Nigerian
national anthem up in there.
751
00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:50,761
Girl, you crazy.
752
00:48:50,828 --> 00:48:53,031
Oh, you think I'm bullshittin'?
753
00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:55,066
♪ Rise, o compatriots ♪
754
00:48:55,133 --> 00:48:57,135
♪ Nigeria's call obey ♪
755
00:48:57,202 --> 00:49:00,138
♪ To serve our father's land ♪
756
00:49:00,205 --> 00:49:03,508
♪ With love and strength
and faith ♪♪
757
00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:06,277
I don't know what kind of
African roots...
758
00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:09,347
that man put on you
to yank you out...
759
00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:11,582
that stuffy-ass
shell of yours,
but I like it.
760
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:19,457
Dang, Stace,
we had to hook up with men...
761
00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:22,960
visiting all
the way from Africa
just to get some love.
762
00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:25,796
Who said anything about love?
763
00:49:25,863 --> 00:49:28,033
This is a lust thing.
764
00:49:29,867 --> 00:49:32,037
I'm the queen of the world!
765
00:49:32,103 --> 00:49:34,405
[ Moaning ]
766
00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:36,474
[ Panting ]
767
00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:40,578
Why do you insist on covering
up all of your assets?
768
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,017
I don't ever want to see you
with clothes on again.
769
00:49:46,084 --> 00:49:49,320
♪ ...to his knees
I said it's all right ♪
♪ All right ♪
770
00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:51,489
♪ You got to give ♪
771
00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:54,492
♪ It's the way I want it
Baby, that's the way it is ♪♪
772
00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:58,129
I can live without the tail,
but the head is the best part.
773
00:49:58,196 --> 00:50:01,066
Can I see it?
I mean, I see.
774
00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:04,369
I see you ate yours.
775
00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:07,138
You know, back home,
when a woman is
in the kitchen...
776
00:50:07,205 --> 00:50:09,874
cooking fish for her husband,
she makes sure that...
777
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,777
the eyeball stays in because...
778
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:16,047
it is believed that fish eye
gives men extra stamina.
779
00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:19,117
- Does it?
- Oh, yes.
780
00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:21,252
[ Chuckling ]
781
00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:24,322
Now, speakin' of women
in the kitchen,
782
00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:26,857
you don't believe that's where
her place should be, do you?
783
00:50:26,924 --> 00:50:30,328
Only when they're
not cleaning.
Excuse me? Waiter.
784
00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:32,997
Wait.
I am kidding, okay?
785
00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:35,300
Don't test me, okay, Tunde?
786
00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:38,303
'Cause I keep my boxing
gloves back in the room.
787
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:41,038
Lord.
788
00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:47,878
Most men will find you
very intimidating,
789
00:50:47,945 --> 00:50:50,215
but I find you very...
790
00:50:50,281 --> 00:50:52,483
[ Waitress ]
So how was everything?
791
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:56,921
Good. Thank you.
Excellent.
We aim to please.
792
00:50:56,987 --> 00:50:58,956
Is there anything else
I can get you?
793
00:50:59,023 --> 00:51:01,025
No, that will be all.
Thank you.
794
00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:03,561
Dessert menu, perhaps?
795
00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:07,165
Did you hear what he said?
No, thank you.
796
00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:12,870
Okay. Okay.
Well, you and your sister...
797
00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:15,306
have a good one.
798
00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:19,244
Sister?
I'm about to put my foot
up her bony ass.
799
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,412
Whoa, whoa!
Stop, stop.
Come on.
800
00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:24,349
Did you hear...
Relax, relax.
Come on. Sit here.
801
00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:29,053
Lord, I thought you forgot
your boxing gloves
back in the room.
802
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,055
Did you hear how that bitch...
803
00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,658
woman tried to dis me?
804
00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:36,261
Jazmin, why do her
silly comments bother you?
805
00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:39,164
I mean,
I find it quite amusing.
Well, I don't.
806
00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:43,067
And I don't know what you
do over in your village,
but over here,
807
00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:45,170
you just can't
disrespect a sister.
808
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:49,974
I suspect that the real
reason why you're angry,
809
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,178
it's because you believe that
she can compete with you.
810
00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:57,982
Well, she won't be able to
as soon as I get down
to my perfect size five.
811
00:51:58,048 --> 00:52:01,352
Now, it's not
gonna take me long,
'cause I just got this...
812
00:52:01,419 --> 00:52:05,223
workout video
that will blow
Tae-Bo out the water.
813
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:08,759
Jazmin,
you will never be
a size five.
814
00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:13,564
And I'm speaking to you
as a medical professional.
815
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:17,335
Your body structure
is not made to be a five.
816
00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:19,437
You are beautiful.
817
00:52:19,504 --> 00:52:25,210
So why would you want to fit in
with American society's
fleeting standard of beauty?
818
00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:27,645
Because, Tunde,
I live here, okay?
819
00:52:27,712 --> 00:52:29,780
And every time
I open up a magazine...
820
00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:33,784
or I go to the movies
or I see the music videos,
all the girls are just...
821
00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:38,589
Hopelessly insecure
and incurably unhappy.
822
00:52:43,961 --> 00:52:47,765
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
823
00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:52,370
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
824
00:52:55,873 --> 00:52:57,808
[ Groans ]
825
00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,910
No!
826
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:05,149
♪♪ [ Up-tempo Funk ]
827
00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:08,919
[ Man ]
♪ Hey! My body's strong
but you make me weak ♪
828
00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:13,391
♪ You make me shiver
in the hot seat ♪
829
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:17,061
♪ You make me nervous
you make me sweat ♪
830
00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:21,098
♪ If I can't have it all
I gotta take what I can get ♪♪
831
00:53:21,165 --> 00:53:23,468
[ Panting ]
832
00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:25,570
I have never been so exhausted.
833
00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:30,140
Shall we go for lunch now?
834
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,310
Oh, forget lunch.
835
00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:35,246
I got all the stuff
I need right here.
836
00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:37,315
No, not again. No.
837
00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:40,651
Hold on, I'm just
getting started.
838
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,553
[ Groaning ]
839
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:59,437
Now, I know what gave me
the courage to get my big ass
in this bathing suit,
840
00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:01,439
but what about you?
841
00:54:01,506 --> 00:54:03,541
It ain't about courage.
842
00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,976
Akibo ripped up every outfit
I brought out here.
843
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,878
I ain't got no more clothes.
844
00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:11,449
Girl, you so crazy.
So y'all hooking up tonight?
Dinnertime.
845
00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:17,722
Well, not that we'll be eating.
[ Laughs ]
846
00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:19,657
What about y'all?
847
00:54:19,724 --> 00:54:21,759
You know, Stace, I don't get it.
848
00:54:21,826 --> 00:54:24,295
I mean, the chemistry is there,
the attraction is bangin'...
849
00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:27,332
and the sexual tension
is off the hook.
850
00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:29,567
But, for some reason,
he won't go there with me.
851
00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:32,603
Because he is gay.
Hello?
852
00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:36,907
- But what do I know?
- Not a damn thing, hater.
853
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:40,945
Okay, hold up.
Now check out
Miss Stace here.
854
00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:45,516
Girl, you got
your titties up,
your legs showin'. Mmm.
855
00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:48,152
Now what's gotten
into you, child?
856
00:54:48,218 --> 00:54:50,655
Dr. Akibo.
Dr. Akibo.
857
00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:53,023
[ Laughs ]
858
00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:55,192
Yes, he's in it.
859
00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:57,628
[ Man ]
♪ You are my African queen ♪
860
00:54:57,695 --> 00:55:00,398
I really like you, Jazmin.
861
00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:02,833
Since the very first time
I laid eyes on you,
862
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,969
I could feel that
special connection.
863
00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:07,472
Then, Tunde,
why haven't you
tried anything, huh?
864
00:55:08,473 --> 00:55:11,909
Last night it could've been on.
865
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:16,280
I mean, on.
But you sat there
like a lump on a log.
866
00:55:16,347 --> 00:55:20,551
And when you dropped
me off at my room,
you gave me a handshake.
867
00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:22,820
It was a kiss on your hand.
868
00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:25,456
I was trying
to show you respect.
869
00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:28,759
But if you gauge how much
a man likes you...
870
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:31,429
by how quick he tried
to rip your clothes off,
871
00:55:31,496 --> 00:55:33,931
then I'd be happy to oblige you.
872
00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:36,801
[ Thinking ]
My place or yours, baby?
But, unfortunately,
873
00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:39,904
tonight I'll be
tied up in a meeting
with the president...
874
00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:43,140
of the International
Medical Association.
875
00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:46,611
But tomorrow I'll be all yours.
876
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,546
Okay.
877
00:55:48,613 --> 00:55:51,649
Well, since I was
unable to appease you...
878
00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:55,352
with instant gratification,
perhaps...
879
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:58,155
♪ You are my African queen
for real ♪
880
00:55:58,222 --> 00:56:01,526
♪ You are my African queen ♪
881
00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:04,629
♪ The girl of my dreams
The girl of my dreams ♪
882
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,564
♪ You take me
where I've never been ♪
883
00:56:06,631 --> 00:56:09,834
♪ Whoa, now, now, yeah ♪
♪ You make my heart go
ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪
884
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,669
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
885
00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:13,804
♪ My African queen ♪
886
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:18,075
♪ I love you I love you ♪♪
887
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,615
[ Narrating ]
Funny how one kiss from
the right guy can give a girl...
888
00:56:24,682 --> 00:56:26,751
a whole new attitude.
889
00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:29,219
Gloomy one day
and sunny the next.
890
00:56:29,286 --> 00:56:32,156
Ooh, harder.
Harder. Yes.
891
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,725
[ Moaning ]
892
00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:36,794
Yes, Tunde.
893
00:56:36,861 --> 00:56:39,630
[ Woman ]
♪ Running hot, running cold ♪
894
00:56:39,697 --> 00:56:41,799
♪ I was running ♪
895
00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:44,334
Is that avocado?
896
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:46,971
Mmm, tasty.
897
00:56:47,037 --> 00:56:50,941
[ Narrating ]
The world is finally comin'
around to seein' things my way.
898
00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:54,979
♪ The wires uncross
the tables were turned ♪
899
00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:58,248
Well...
[ Scoffs ]
at least some of the world.
900
00:56:58,315 --> 00:57:01,118
♪ I'm feeling good
from my head to my shoes ♪
901
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:04,354
♪ Know where I'm goin'
and I know what to do ♪
902
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:09,527
♪ I've tidied up
my point of view
I got a new attitude ♪
903
00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,963
Can you pass me
one of them cookies?
904
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:16,300
♪ I'm in control
and my worries are few ♪
905
00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:20,404
Mmm.
Oh, that's the best cookie.
906
00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:23,774
That is the best cook...
Pop one of them cookies
in your mouth.
907
00:57:23,841 --> 00:57:25,810
That's the best...
That's a good cookie.
908
00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:28,713
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
909
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:31,081
[ Singing Along ]
♪ I got a new attitude ♪
910
00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:33,183
Oh.
911
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,520
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
912
00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:38,422
♪ I got a new attitude ♪♪
913
00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:42,092
[ Thinking ]
Feeling so damn good,
I got a date with myself.
914
00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:44,161
Ooh.
915
00:57:44,228 --> 00:57:47,231
♪♪ [ Classical ]
916
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,242
[ Thinking ]
Oh, sweet Jesus.
917
00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:01,211
♪♪ [ "Romeo And Juliet" ]
918
00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:09,887
Let us pray.
919
00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:14,391
Dear Lord, thank you
for this blessed opportunity,
920
00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:18,829
and help me
to know where to start
on this wonderful buffet.
921
00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:21,599
And, Lord, most importantly,
922
00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:25,235
let my stomach
be much bigger than my eyes.
923
00:58:26,671 --> 00:58:29,874
Amen. Amen.
Girl, dig in.
924
00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:32,242
Ooh, yes, that's what
I'm talkin' about, baby.
925
00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:34,645
Just get you some salad,
'cause you been workin' so hard.
926
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,947
Just get a piece of turkey,
a little piece of protein.
927
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:39,316
Little cracker.
This is my crouton.
928
00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:42,452
Baby, chicken on a stick.
Pepperoni.
929
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,521
Hmm, you need company.
930
00:58:44,589 --> 00:58:47,958
Oh, just a couple pieces
of quiche, one little brownie,
a croissant.
931
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:51,261
And just one sparerib, okay?
Oh, Jesus, they got
a couple shrimps.
932
00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:54,064
Wish I had a little
melted cheese to dip it in.
933
00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:56,734
I am doing so good.
Yes, you are, Jaz.
934
00:59:02,339 --> 00:59:05,242
[ Dishes Shattering ]
935
00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:13,718
Hey, Jazmin, what's going on?
936
00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:16,721
Don't "what's going on" me!
I thought you were supposed
to go to a meeting.
937
00:59:16,787 --> 00:59:18,623
- You tryin' to play me?
- No, this is...
938
00:59:18,689 --> 00:59:22,793
And who is she? You wouldn't
sleep with me 'cause you were
so busy sleeping with her?
939
00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:25,295
Sorry. We're not
sleeping together.
We're just colleagues.
940
00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:28,733
Oh, and, Tunde,
did you feed her with the same
lines you fed me with?
941
00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:32,036
- Jazmin, you are mistaken.
- And what happened to your
meeting with the president...
942
00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:34,772
of the International Association
or medical board or whatever?
943
00:59:34,839 --> 00:59:36,674
Did that conveniently
get canceled too?
944
00:59:36,741 --> 00:59:40,645
Jazmin, this is the president
of the International Medical
Association.
945
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:56,093
Excuse me, Sarah.
Jazmin.
946
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,296
Jazmin, stop!
947
01:00:01,565 --> 01:00:05,235
What is wrong with you, woman?
What just happened in there?
948
01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,605
Is it who you are?
949
01:00:08,673 --> 01:00:10,841
And if it is, then what?
950
01:00:10,908 --> 01:00:14,178
Then I'll be asking, why are you
such a suspicious person?
951
01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:16,146
Why are you so angry?
952
01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:20,384
That woman in there...
she's a friend, a colleague,
like she said.
953
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:24,221
She's also the wife
of a fellow doctor
here at the convention.
954
01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:27,357
Well, still, if you're
not sleepin' with that woman,
955
01:00:27,424 --> 01:00:30,828
it's just a matter of time
before you're sleepin'
with another one.
956
01:00:33,931 --> 01:00:36,466
What do you want me to do?
957
01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:38,869
I don't want you
to do nothin', Tunde,
958
01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:41,105
except just
leave me alone, okay?
959
01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:44,709
No, no, no.
You're gonna have to answer
me one question.
960
01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:46,844
Look at me.
961
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,048
What was this between us?
962
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:54,484
Was it just a blip in your life?
963
01:00:54,551 --> 01:00:59,890
I mean, this morning you said
that everything was perfect.
964
01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:06,263
And now... everything
turned out so ugly.
965
01:01:07,932 --> 01:01:11,001
'Cause maybe I'm ugly.
Okay, I mean,
do you see this?
966
01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:15,205
Look at this. Look at it.
All of it. Look at it.
967
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:18,408
It ain't goin' nowhere.
Nowhere. And neither
are we, okay?
968
01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:21,779
So let's just stop
kiddin' each other
and say good-bye now.
969
01:01:21,846 --> 01:01:24,414
Then you can go
get you a skinny woman.
970
01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:26,316
Jazmin...
971
01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,288
[ Sighs ]
972
01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:37,728
[ Crying ]
973
01:01:37,795 --> 01:01:41,131
Hey, Stace, I'm sorry
to interrupt you guys,
974
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:44,534
but I came to tell you I gotta
get the hell up outta here.
975
01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:46,470
I gotta go.
What happened?
976
01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:50,975
Come on, Mia, pack your shit.
We're leavin'.
977
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,343
You ain't gots to tell me twice.
978
01:01:55,780 --> 01:01:58,082
Will you tell me what happened?
979
01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:03,320
Jaz!
980
01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,956
Move, Stace.
981
01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:09,459
What did Tunde do?
982
01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:14,198
What did he do, Jaz?
Nothing. Nothing, Stace.
983
01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:19,269
[ Sobbing ]
It was me, Stace.
It was me. Me.
984
01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:29,780
[ Whispers ]
It's okay.
985
01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:32,649
You can stay. I don't
want to ruin your trip.
986
01:02:32,716 --> 01:02:35,252
No. If you're leavin',
I'm leavin'.
987
01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:38,088
No, Stace.
Yes.
988
01:02:40,057 --> 01:02:43,127
I knew it was too good
to be true.
989
01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:45,830
I knew it was.
990
01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,833
[ Sobbing Continues ]
991
01:02:56,807 --> 01:02:59,209
[ Crying ]
992
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,715
That's what I always say.
993
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:09,786
When it's too good to be true,
994
01:03:09,854 --> 01:03:11,989
they must be gay.
995
01:03:17,862 --> 01:03:19,964
What?
996
01:03:37,247 --> 01:03:41,919
[ Man On TV, Crying ]
Oh, hi, Madam Piggy Wiggy.
997
01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:45,189
I'm just sittin' here
feelin' sorry for myself.
998
01:03:45,255 --> 01:03:47,524
Thought I had a date
with Miss Slim Goody.
999
01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:50,527
Turns out she never intended
to go out with a fatty like me.
1000
01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:53,597
It was all a big joke,
and I was the butt of it.
1001
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:56,466
[ Madam Piggy Wiggy On TV ]
But you don't look like
an ass to me, Mr. Fat Man.
1002
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:59,503
Hey, why don't you join me
in my pity party...
1003
01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:01,906
I mean, piggy party.
1004
01:04:01,972 --> 01:04:05,842
Your piggy parties is what
got me in this blubbery mess
in the first place.
1005
01:04:05,910 --> 01:04:08,512
[ Sniffs ]
Mmm.
1006
01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:11,982
[ Slurping, Groans ]
1007
01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:16,586
I think I got indigestion.
[ Groans ]
1008
01:04:16,653 --> 01:04:20,290
[ Phone Rings ]
1009
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:23,293
[ Answering Machine ]
Hey, this is Jaz.
Hang up at the beep.
1010
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,595
[ Machine Beeps ]
[ Stacey ]
Jaz, you've been in that bed...
1011
01:04:25,662 --> 01:04:29,233
wallowing in your misery
for three days, and it's time
to snap out of it.
1012
01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:33,470
'Cause the way I see it,
Akibo was just a preview of
greater things to come for me.
1013
01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:35,505
And the same goes
for you and Tunde...
1014
01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:37,942
[ Beeps ]
[ Computer Voice ]
Message erased.
1015
01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:43,981
...had frustrating results...
1016
01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:47,751
and haven't been able
to lose weight on any
of the other methods...
1017
01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:49,819
come on in
and sleep that weight off.
1018
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,922
[ Man ]
Dia-Trim Weight Loss Shoe
creates resistance...
1019
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:54,824
Studies have proven that
daily exercise is the fastest
route to weight loss.
1020
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,626
So if you want
that perfect bod...
1021
01:04:56,693 --> 01:05:00,630
I've tried all types of diets,
but nothing will work for me.
1022
01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:04,834
They tell me, "Oh, no, not you.
You're not fat."
1023
01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:07,471
Of course I'm fat!
Look at me.
1024
01:05:07,537 --> 01:05:12,442
I just never imagined
that I could get this big.
1025
01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:14,411
[ Sobbing ]
1026
01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:19,183
I don't want
to have to eat lettuce!
1027
01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:24,754
Those stupid bags
of spring mix piss me off!
1028
01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:27,491
The only thing I am sure of...
1029
01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:31,128
is that there is no room
in this world for fat people.
1030
01:05:31,195 --> 01:05:35,665
They should just round us all up
and send us to some island.
1031
01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:38,602
Hell, that wouldn't even work,
1032
01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:41,871
'cause we'd probably end up
eating each other.
1033
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:44,374
[ Sobbing Continues ]
1034
01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:01,225
[ Tunde's Voice ]
Jazmin, you will never
be a size five.
1035
01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,398
[ Knocking ]
1036
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:13,070
Jaz, honey, um,
I'm steppin' out for a second.
1037
01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:15,272
Do you need me
to bring you back anything...
1038
01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:17,474
like some air freshener?
1039
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:20,577
Bitch, what you say?
1040
01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,679
Your room stinks like hell,
1041
01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:24,981
and it's time that you
get back with the program.
1042
01:06:25,049 --> 01:06:29,053
- I mean, just look at yourself.
- I am looking at me.
1043
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:34,724
On second thought,
no, I'm not. You ain't me.
1044
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:38,062
You ain't never been me.
You don't know what
it's like to feel my pain.
1045
01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:41,065
You ain't never weighed
more than a buck oh-five
in your life,
1046
01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:43,167
and you think you feel my pain?
1047
01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:46,770
- Huh, bitch?
- Jazmin, are you talking to me?
1048
01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:51,007
Who the hell do you think
I'm talkin' to, you bulimic,
anorexic bitch?
1049
01:06:51,075 --> 01:06:54,744
Well, geez, you don't
gotta get ugly.
1050
01:06:54,811 --> 01:06:58,014
Did you just call me ugly?
Bitch, did you just
call me ugly?
1051
01:06:58,082 --> 01:07:01,418
- I will kick your...
- [ Sobbing Continues ]
1052
01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:05,155
It's on. You hear me?
It's about to be on.
1053
01:07:05,222 --> 01:07:07,391
Bitch, you have tortured me
and taunted me,
1054
01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:10,994
made me do things to my body
trying to be like you.
1055
01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:13,530
What you say?
What you say? Take that!
1056
01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:16,233
I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!
1057
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:20,070
[ Gasping ]
[ Jazmin Mumbling ]
1058
01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:24,574
I hate you! I hate you
for all the times
you told me I was fat!
1059
01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:27,677
Oh, my God!
My cousin has gone mad!
1060
01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:29,846
She's trying to kill me!
1061
01:07:29,913 --> 01:07:31,881
[ Bawling ]
1062
01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:34,551
Never be a size five!
1063
01:07:34,618 --> 01:07:38,155
I won't! Oh! Oh, God!
1064
01:07:38,222 --> 01:07:41,191
[ Screaming ]
1065
01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:44,961
[ Woman On TV
Continues Bawling ]
1066
01:07:45,028 --> 01:07:49,466
Oh! Oh, God! Oh, God!
1067
01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:53,737
Oh, somebody
shut that fat bitch up!
1068
01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:57,073
Oh, God!
[ Grunting ]
1069
01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:02,078
[ Screaming ]
1070
01:08:02,146 --> 01:08:05,415
Oh, God! Oh!
1071
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:09,286
[ Sobbing ]
Oh! Oh! Oh, God!
1072
01:08:09,353 --> 01:08:11,821
God!
1073
01:08:13,257 --> 01:08:16,126
Oh, God. Oh, God.
1074
01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:19,696
Grandma. Grandma?
1075
01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:21,898
Grandma!
1076
01:08:21,965 --> 01:08:25,869
Look at me, Grandma.
1077
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:30,207
Grandma. Grandma. Grandma.
1078
01:08:33,009 --> 01:08:37,414
You are beautiful.
Inside and out.
1079
01:08:37,481 --> 01:08:39,849
You're beautiful, sugar.
1080
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:47,324
[ Sobbing ]
1081
01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:51,461
I'm beautiful.
1082
01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:54,231
I am. I am.
1083
01:08:54,298 --> 01:08:58,568
I am. I am beautiful.
1084
01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,670
All of me.
1085
01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:02,872
I love me.
1086
01:09:02,939 --> 01:09:06,410
I love me. I love me.
1087
01:09:23,227 --> 01:09:26,162
[ Birds Chirping ]
1088
01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:21,551
You are a diamond, girl.
1089
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:24,388
And don't you ever forget it.
1090
01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:28,792
[ Footsteps ]
1091
01:10:28,858 --> 01:10:31,695
Hello.
1092
01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:35,632
- Is it okay to enter?
- Come on in, girl.
1093
01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:39,135
Ooh! I'm sorry, Jaz.
I didn't know you was dressin'.
I'll come back.
1094
01:10:39,202 --> 01:10:41,971
Oh, no, it's all right.
I wasn't gettin' dressed.
1095
01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:45,309
I just felt like bein' naked.
1096
01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,644
Oh, okay.
1097
01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:49,713
Oh, um, okay.
1098
01:10:50,947 --> 01:10:53,116
Shoot, for a minute there
yesterday, girl,
1099
01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:55,285
I thought you
had lost your mind.
1100
01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:58,555
Oh, my God, Jaz.
What happened to your room?
1101
01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:02,559
[ Sighs ]
Just a little bit
of spring cleaning.
1102
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:05,395
It smells so good,
and it looks so clean.
1103
01:11:05,462 --> 01:11:07,931
You sure you're all right?
1104
01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:11,034
I am "fat-tabulous."
1105
01:11:13,069 --> 01:11:15,171
Yes, you are.
Yeah.
1106
01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:17,907
Mmm. I love you.
1107
01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:19,976
I love you too.
1108
01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:21,845
And I'm sorry about your head.
1109
01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:24,180
You want me to show you
how it feels?
No.
1110
01:11:24,247 --> 01:11:27,250
[ Both Laughing ]
1111
01:11:27,317 --> 01:11:31,421
[ Woman ]
♪ Walk in with my girls
It's on for sure ♪
1112
01:11:31,488 --> 01:11:35,959
♪ Gonna see what trouble
we'll find tonight ♪
1113
01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:38,862
♪ What trouble
we'll find tonight ♪
1114
01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:41,164
♪ 'Cause the guys
are lookin' good ♪
1115
01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:43,433
♪ Yes, they are ♪
1116
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,435
♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
1117
01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:47,871
Ooh, Stace, that's my cut!
1118
01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,906
Come on. Come on.
1119
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,742
All night. Yeah.
1120
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,111
[ Man Singing ]
♪ We don't rock like that ♪
1121
01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:57,547
♪ Your mama a skinny girl ♪
1122
01:11:57,614 --> 01:12:00,384
♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
1123
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:04,053
- What's goin' on?
- [ Crowd Cheering ]
1124
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:07,323
[ Scoffs ]
Oh, it's nothin'.
1125
01:12:07,391 --> 01:12:09,826
Just two fat bitches.
1126
01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:13,062
- [ Record Scratches, Stops ]
- Ooh.
1127
01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:18,334
[ Laughs ]
1128
01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,406
Jaz?
1129
01:12:22,472 --> 01:12:24,574
Oh, I got this.
1130
01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:28,144
What did you say?
1131
01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:31,681
I said it's just
two fat bitches.
1132
01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:34,283
Yeah, did she stutter?
[ Laughing ]
1133
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:39,355
You know, the only thing
stopping me from putting
my size 10 foot...
1134
01:12:39,423 --> 01:12:43,393
up y'all bony asses
is the fact that I know,
as pretty as you girls are,
1135
01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:47,664
if you got to clown
somebody else just to feel
good about yourselves,
1136
01:12:47,731 --> 01:12:50,767
then you must feel
pretty damn ugly inside.
1137
01:12:50,834 --> 01:12:54,938
And if that's the case,
do me a favor... stop hatin'.
1138
01:12:55,004 --> 01:13:00,209
'Cause I'm plump like a roast
and thicker than most.
1139
01:13:00,276 --> 01:13:02,912
[ Laughter, Cheering ]
1140
01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:05,314
Hah!
1141
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,651
♪♪ [ Hip-hop Resumes ]
1142
01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:11,621
Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh!
Ooh-ooh!
1143
01:13:11,688 --> 01:13:13,757
♪ Come stand for the big girl ♪
1144
01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:15,792
♪ Give it on up
for the big girl ♪
1145
01:13:15,859 --> 01:13:17,761
♪ Everybody do
the big girl strut ♪
1146
01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:19,729
♪ Bend over
and shake your butt ♪
1147
01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,731
♪ I'm into big girls
You ought to try it ♪
1148
01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:23,467
♪ Take my advice
There's nothin' like it ♪
1149
01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:25,635
♪ Lookin' so good
make you want to bite it ♪
1150
01:13:25,702 --> 01:13:27,671
♪ And my thing stay rock
'cause I'm so excited ♪
1151
01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:29,739
♪ Oh, baby girl, you so soft ♪
1152
01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:31,741
♪ I want to take you home
and bring you off ♪
1153
01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:33,743
♪ I like the way
you wear them drawers ♪
1154
01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:36,145
♪ I like it much better
when you take 'em off ♪
1155
01:13:36,212 --> 01:13:38,948
[ Cheering ]
1156
01:13:42,986 --> 01:13:46,355
Girl, they are jammin'.
[ Groans ]
1157
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,025
[ Man ]
Hey, ladies, what you drinkin'?
1158
01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:51,294
Give us something sexy.
1159
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:54,230
Two somethin' sexy's comin' up!
1160
01:13:54,297 --> 01:13:57,066
Ooh, Miss Stace!
Sexy.
1161
01:13:57,133 --> 01:13:59,235
Feelin' sexy.
1162
01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:01,738
You want to dance?
1163
01:14:01,805 --> 01:14:06,242
[ Chuckles ]
He obviously doesn't
remember us, Stace.
1164
01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:08,211
See, the last time we were here,
1165
01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,113
I recall you laughing at us...
1166
01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:13,182
when we asked you
to be a gentleman
and drive us home.
1167
01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:15,251
Right.
I did?
1168
01:14:15,318 --> 01:14:17,687
Mm-hmm.
Damn, what was I thinking?
1169
01:14:17,754 --> 01:14:21,725
The same thing
I'm thinkin' right now.
[ Laughing ]
1170
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,894
See ya! Peace.
Peace.
1171
01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:28,064
Yes, baby.
All right.
1172
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:31,768
You know what?
I got this round.
Uh-uh. I got it.
1173
01:14:31,835 --> 01:14:34,704
Actually, ladies,
those two gentlemen
over there got it.
1174
01:14:34,771 --> 01:14:37,774
♪♪ [ Hip-hop Continues ]
1175
01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:39,342
Oh.
1176
01:14:39,408 --> 01:14:43,379
Oh, child, we got some mens
buyin' us drinks and things.
1177
01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:48,151
Okay, okay. I want
the chocolate coffee.
1178
01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,819
No cream, no sugar.
1179
01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:55,258
Hey.
1180
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,360
I would love to dance.
1181
01:14:57,426 --> 01:14:59,863
All right, let's do it.
1182
01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:02,932
♪ Order up the Hennessey
Rolling ♪
1183
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,934
♪ Gonna have to ask
if we're smoking ♪
1184
01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,970
♪ Wonder how it's great to be ♪
1185
01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:09,005
♪ White lights, blue ice
It's nice crew again ♪
1186
01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:11,541
♪ Five mics, five niggas
Screamin' at your crew again ♪
1187
01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:13,442
♪♪ [ Fades, Stops ]
1188
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:17,747
Cha-cha.
Ooh, I love this dress.
It's pink. It's fresh.
1189
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:20,850
Hey, y'all, welcome back!
How was the vacation?
1190
01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:24,220
- Life-changing.
- Ooh, ooh, I see.
1191
01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:27,490
Girl, you got two eyes
instead of four.
Look at those knockers.
1192
01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:30,660
Mama said knock me out!
[ Laughs ]
1193
01:15:30,727 --> 01:15:32,962
Now, bitch, give me
all the juicy details.
1194
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:36,600
A good girl
never kisses and tells.
Ooh!
1195
01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:38,602
So where do you want me
to start?
Okay.
1196
01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:42,438
Excuse me. Can we get
some damn help around here?
1197
01:15:42,505 --> 01:15:46,442
Is anybody working here?
1198
01:15:46,509 --> 01:15:47,811
Anybody?
[ Sighs ]
1199
01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,746
- Ramón.
- Customer.
1200
01:15:49,813 --> 01:15:51,815
How can I help you?
1201
01:15:53,116 --> 01:15:57,486
Jaz, go help them.
I need to do inventory.
1202
01:15:57,553 --> 01:16:01,825
Yeah, can you tell me why
everything in this department
matches my living room set?
1203
01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,193
That's what I wanna know.
Mm-hmm.
1204
01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:06,730
Well, ladies, unfortunately
I can't, because...
1205
01:16:06,796 --> 01:16:09,065
[ Quiet Chattering ]
1206
01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:12,969
Because the only person that
can answer that question...
1207
01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:15,538
is that man right over there.
1208
01:16:15,605 --> 01:16:17,540
[ Woman ]
Why don't we go ask him?
1209
01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:21,645
Can you give me a sec?
Ramón!
1210
01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:24,147
I saw it comin'.
1211
01:16:24,213 --> 01:16:26,282
Ladies, follow me.
1212
01:16:26,349 --> 01:16:28,184
All right.
1213
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,988
Excuse me.
Yeah, I do.
1214
01:16:32,055 --> 01:16:34,090
That's a bangin' dress
she's got on.
1215
01:16:34,157 --> 01:16:37,560
Oh, I'd wear the hell
out of that, girl.
Yes, Jazmin, what is it?
1216
01:16:37,627 --> 01:16:39,963
Dick, these ladies
have a question for you,
1217
01:16:40,029 --> 01:16:42,298
and I have a question for him.
1218
01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:44,668
But you can't... Watch me.
1219
01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:47,771
Okay, 4:00 is good.
[ Clears Throat ]
1220
01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:51,407
Hi. I'm sorry to disturb you.
My name is Jazmin Biltmore.
1221
01:16:51,474 --> 01:16:54,510
I understand you're the head
buyer at Bloomfeld's.
I am.
1222
01:16:54,577 --> 01:16:57,013
Excuse me.
Are you gonna help us or not?
1223
01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:01,284
Oh, I'm sorry, ladies.
How can I be of assistance?
1224
01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:04,688
We'd like to know which rack
she got her dress from.
1225
01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:09,525
Well, I'm not exactly sure.
Why don't we go ask her?
1226
01:17:09,592 --> 01:17:13,029
See, I'm an aspiring fashion
designer, and I was wondering...
1227
01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:17,466
Jazmin, need I remind you
that you're on the clock and
should be assisting customers?
1228
01:17:17,533 --> 01:17:20,536
Now, these ladies would like you
to go and show them...
1229
01:17:20,603 --> 01:17:22,706
which rack
you got your outfit from.
1230
01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:24,774
Oh, that is not
one of ours.
No.
1231
01:17:24,841 --> 01:17:27,276
Actually, I designed it
and made it myself.
1232
01:17:27,343 --> 01:17:29,846
You made that?
You made that?
That is fly!
1233
01:17:29,913 --> 01:17:34,317
It's got a lot of flavor.
It is sexy yet professional.
1234
01:17:34,383 --> 01:17:36,986
Classy yet... sassy.
1235
01:17:37,053 --> 01:17:39,522
And this was
last season's design.
1236
01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:42,191
There's a lot more
where this came from.
1237
01:17:43,626 --> 01:17:46,395
[ Woman ]
Dang, girl, you gotta hook
your big sisters up.
1238
01:17:46,462 --> 01:17:48,998
- [ Woman #2 ]
Just say how much.
- Has anybody seen these?
1239
01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,868
Well, I asked Dick
the last time
you were here...
1240
01:17:51,935 --> 01:17:54,303
if I could show them to you,
but he said you would never...
1241
01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:56,806
be interested
in my amateur sketches.
1242
01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:58,742
- This Dick?
- This Dick.
1243
01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:00,844
- So you saw these sketches?
- Well...
1244
01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:03,913
- And you held them
back from me?
- Not exactly.
1245
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:06,049
Richard, you and I
have got to talk.
1246
01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:09,118
I agree.
She's got potential.
1247
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:12,688
Potential?
Potential is someone
who's on their way.
1248
01:18:12,756 --> 01:18:15,224
She's arrived.
1249
01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:19,628
- Mr. Myer...
- Please, call me Robert.
1250
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,298
Let's go have a little chat.
1251
01:18:26,602 --> 01:18:29,572
Ladies, what can I do for you?
1252
01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,775
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
1253
01:18:33,676 --> 01:18:37,480
Robert, I need you to say
to me in plain English
exactly what you're saying...
1254
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,750
before I jump up and down
and make a total fool of myself.
1255
01:18:40,817 --> 01:18:43,652
Have a seat.
1256
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,055
In plain English,
what I'm saying is...
1257
01:18:46,122 --> 01:18:51,460
your fashion sense
is simply... amazing.
1258
01:18:51,527 --> 01:18:55,932
If you allow me to test-market
your designs and they do well,
1259
01:18:55,999 --> 01:18:58,401
I will see to it
by this time next year...
1260
01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:01,971
your line is in every major
department store in the nation.
1261
01:19:07,176 --> 01:19:09,012
Miss Biltmore.
1262
01:19:11,447 --> 01:19:13,382
Miss Biltmore?
1263
01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:17,620
You can jump up and down
and make a total fool
of yourself now.
1264
01:19:17,686 --> 01:19:20,756
[ All Cheering ]
1265
01:19:21,925 --> 01:19:26,195
Oh! Oh, Stacey!
1266
01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:29,232
Baby, y'all should
have seen Dick's face.
1267
01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:31,968
- [ Laughing ]
- Yes, he was dick-faced.
1268
01:19:32,035 --> 01:19:35,171
- Dickface was dick-faced.
- [ All Laughing ]
1269
01:19:35,238 --> 01:19:38,774
What is the name
of your line gonna be?
1270
01:19:42,411 --> 01:19:45,348
Thick Madame.
1271
01:19:45,414 --> 01:19:48,051
To the thick madames!
To the thick madames!
1272
01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,253
[ Chanting ]
To the thick madames!
To the thick madames!
1273
01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:53,522
To the thick madames!
Go, Stace! Go, Stace!
1274
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:58,561
[ Woman ]
♪ Now that I've found my life
I'm doing better ♪
1275
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,630
♪ Feels so good to be myself
I'm doing better ♪
1276
01:20:01,697 --> 01:20:03,933
♪ I'm so sexy, I'm stronger ♪
1277
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,469
♪ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ♪
1278
01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:09,272
♪ Just when you thought I won't
I'm doing better ♪
1279
01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:11,875
♪ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ♪
1280
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:14,177
♪ I'm so sexy, I'm stronger ♪
1281
01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:16,880
♪ Didn't hurt me I'm stronger ♪
1282
01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:19,215
This is fabulous!
1283
01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:23,452
♪ Now I got to tell somebody
about my struggle ♪
1284
01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:26,222
♪ And how a sister
had to hustle ♪
1285
01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:29,592
♪ See, you thought
I wasn't no hottie ♪
1286
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,295
♪ Now I'm the hottest chick
at this party ♪
1287
01:20:32,361 --> 01:20:34,330
♪ My hips got you ♪ ♪ Got you ♪
1288
01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,632
♪ My sexy lips and my eyes too ♪
1289
01:20:36,699 --> 01:20:40,169
♪ You see, just when you thought
I won't, I'm doing better ♪
1290
01:20:40,236 --> 01:20:42,838
♪ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ♪
1291
01:20:42,906 --> 01:20:45,141
♪ So sexy and stronger ♪♪
1292
01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:47,443
[ Cell Phone Rings ]
[ Jazmin ]
Hello?
1293
01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:50,013
[ Robert ]
Miss Biltmore, Robert Myer.
1294
01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:51,948
[ Jazmin ]
Yes?
1295
01:20:52,015 --> 01:20:55,351
[ Robert ]
It's this time next year.
I'm launching you nationally.
1296
01:20:55,418 --> 01:20:59,989
Oh! Oh, my God!
Oh, my... Thank you.
1297
01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:03,459
Thank you so much! Oh!
[ Laughs ]
1298
01:21:10,599 --> 01:21:12,936
[ Woman ]
♪ Big girls
it's time to work it ♪
1299
01:21:13,002 --> 01:21:16,472
[ Crowd Cheering ]
1300
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,776
Thank you, and no,
I am not a thick madame.
1301
01:21:20,843 --> 01:21:23,679
Thick, no.
Madame, ooh, maybe.
1302
01:21:23,746 --> 01:21:25,514
[ Laughter ]
1303
01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:28,952
And now for the moment
you've all been waitin' for.
1304
01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:33,556
Help me welcome all
the fabulous thick madames!
1305
01:21:33,622 --> 01:21:37,326
[ Applause, Cheering ]
1306
01:21:39,828 --> 01:21:44,133
[ Ramón ]
They came, they saw,
they even sashayed.
1307
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,235
That's right!
Go, Thick Madame!
1308
01:21:46,302 --> 01:21:50,006
[ Ramón ]
Aren't they beautiful?
Aren't they opulent?
1309
01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,741
Aren't they lovely?
1310
01:21:52,808 --> 01:21:55,311
♪♪ [ Woman Singing, Indistinct ]
1311
01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:57,846
[ Ramón ]
Absorb them. Love them.
Take them in.
1312
01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:00,049
Who are they?
They are the uptown models.
1313
01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:03,319
They are the girls that fly!
1314
01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:06,322
[ Together ]
Love you, Thick Madame!
1315
01:22:06,389 --> 01:22:08,324
[ Ramón ]
They are here to work it.
1316
01:22:08,391 --> 01:22:12,395
This is the fashion line
for the uptown hot mama.
1317
01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:16,399
♪ You put out this fire
inside me ♪
1318
01:22:16,465 --> 01:22:18,734
♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
1319
01:22:18,801 --> 01:22:23,039
Ladies and gentlemen,
this ain't no "Lame" Bryant.
1320
01:22:24,173 --> 01:22:27,276
Fashion that will blow you away.
1321
01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:32,648
♪ Maybe I'll let you
have a part of me ♪
1322
01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:35,418
♪ Patience has
walked out the door ♪
1323
01:22:35,484 --> 01:22:38,421
- ♪ You and I ♪
- Go, Stacey, yes!
1324
01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:42,391
♪ Wait and concentrate
on what we came here for ♪
1325
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,994
[ Ramón ]
Thank you. Thank you, ladies!
1326
01:22:45,061 --> 01:22:47,296
♪♪ [ Fades, Stops ]
1327
01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:52,168
Help me welcome the legendary,
the one, the only,
1328
01:22:52,235 --> 01:22:56,905
the queen and my girl,
Miss Jazmin Biltmore.
1329
01:22:56,972 --> 01:23:00,776
[ Gong Chimes ]
[ Cheering ]
1330
01:23:00,843 --> 01:23:03,712
[ Woman ]
♪ Ooh ♪
1331
01:23:03,779 --> 01:23:07,116
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1332
01:23:07,183 --> 01:23:12,421
♪ There was a time
when I wasn't ready ♪
1333
01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:17,060
♪ But that time is through ♪
1334
01:23:19,028 --> 01:23:22,198
Thank you.
Thank you all so much.
1335
01:23:22,265 --> 01:23:27,470
Ooh, I just want to say
that this night is not
just a celebration for me,
1336
01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:30,239
but for all the full-figured
women of the world...
1337
01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:34,009
black, white, Asian, Latina.
1338
01:23:34,077 --> 01:23:36,745
It's a new day.
From this day forward,
1339
01:23:36,812 --> 01:23:39,115
plus-sized women of America
will have a fashion line...
1340
01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:41,217
that we, too, can be proud of.
1341
01:23:41,284 --> 01:23:43,986
And to all the people who think
we got a weight problem,
1342
01:23:44,053 --> 01:23:46,289
no, baby, we ain't
got a weight problem.
1343
01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:48,391
You just got a problem
with our weight.
1344
01:23:53,329 --> 01:23:56,899
We've been called fat, chunky,
chubby, porky, piggy,
1345
01:23:56,965 --> 01:23:59,368
every name you can think of.
1346
01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:02,471
They even took the name "phat."
But we're gonna take it back.
1347
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:06,609
Because "P-H-A-T"
means "pretty, hot and thick."
1348
01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:10,846
Big women in the house,
we are the bellies of the ball.
1349
01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:13,015
So stand the hell up
and take a bow.
1350
01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:15,351
- Yes!
- [ Cheering ]
1351
01:24:15,418 --> 01:24:18,187
Let's make
Thick Madame wonderful.
1352
01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:20,589
Let's make history.
I love you all.
1353
01:24:20,656 --> 01:24:24,760
Thank you so much
for making my dream come true.
1354
01:24:24,827 --> 01:24:27,830
[ Woman ]
♪ You've made it
Yes, you have arrived ♪
1355
01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,499
♪ Now it's time for the world
to recognize ♪
1356
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:33,469
♪ You've made it
You got the victory ♪
1357
01:24:33,536 --> 01:24:36,605
[ Chanting ]
Thick Madame! Thick Madame!
Thick Madame! Thick Madame!
1358
01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:39,775
♪♪ [ Fades, Ends ]
1359
01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:55,691
[ Tunde's Voice ]
It will happen for you
when you least expect it,
1360
01:24:55,758 --> 01:25:00,629
and on that day, you will
remember Dr. Tunde and smile.
1361
01:25:05,901 --> 01:25:07,803
Yeah.
1362
01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:11,707
[ Sighs ]
1363
01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:13,809
Thick Madame.
1364
01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:36,131
[ All Laughing ]
1365
01:25:36,199 --> 01:25:38,601
Y'all can't sneak up
on a fashion designer.
1366
01:25:38,667 --> 01:25:40,636
What?
1367
01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:43,739
Sorry, but I know
you didn't think we could
go party without you.
1368
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:48,010
Child, come on. If you
don't want to go to a club,
we can go eat or something.
1369
01:25:48,076 --> 01:25:51,580
No, I don't have
too much of an appetite.
Y'all go on.
1370
01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,950
Now, that's
a... first.
[ Laughs ]
1371
01:25:55,017 --> 01:25:57,386
Jaz, we gotta go somewhere.
1372
01:26:03,559 --> 01:26:06,595
How far are y'all
willing to travel?
1373
01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,964
[ Woman ]
♪ I gotta get next to you ♪
1374
01:26:09,031 --> 01:26:11,900
♪ Ain't no distance too far ♪
1375
01:26:11,967 --> 01:26:15,404
♪ I gotta get next to you ♪
1376
01:26:16,572 --> 01:26:18,541
♪ Ain't no distance too far ♪
1377
01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:21,344
♪ I'd travel Venus to Mars ♪
1378
01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:25,548
♪ I just gotta be
where you are ♪
1379
01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:28,417
♪ I gotta get next to you ♪
1380
01:26:28,484 --> 01:26:31,387
♪ To prove my love is true ♪
1381
01:26:31,454 --> 01:26:33,489
♪ I got my girls
and we're gone ♪
1382
01:26:33,556 --> 01:26:35,991
♪ The next thing smoking
we're gone ♪
1383
01:26:36,058 --> 01:26:38,527
♪ I gotta get next to you ♪♪
1384
01:26:43,432 --> 01:26:45,934
I guess I use
this big thing to knock?
1385
01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:47,903
Yeah.
Okay.
1386
01:26:47,970 --> 01:26:49,838
Okay.
1387
01:26:52,275 --> 01:26:54,343
Okay.
1388
01:26:54,410 --> 01:26:56,412
[ Blows ]
My breath okay?
Mm-mm.
1389
01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:58,714
Well, you ain't gotta
make that face. Damn.
1390
01:26:58,781 --> 01:27:01,817
Okay. Okay, here.
1391
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:05,020
Okay. You think
he gonna like my hair?
Fierce, baby.
1392
01:27:05,087 --> 01:27:07,990
[ Baby Crying ]
1393
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:11,360
- Um...
- Yes?
1394
01:27:11,427 --> 01:27:15,431
Hi. Are... Are you
Dr. Tunde's wife?
1395
01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:20,102
Yes. Yes. Dr. Tunde.
1396
01:27:20,168 --> 01:27:23,005
Dr. Tunde baby.
1397
01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:27,510
Okay, I don't mean to disrespect
you or your household, ma'am,
1398
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:29,645
but, um, I'm an old friend
of Tunde's,
1399
01:27:29,712 --> 01:27:32,615
and I traveled here
all the way from America,
1400
01:27:32,681 --> 01:27:36,251
and, um, I just wanted to know
if I could say hi.
1401
01:27:36,319 --> 01:27:38,687
Would that be okay?
1402
01:27:41,490 --> 01:27:44,360
[ Baby Crying ]
1403
01:27:48,697 --> 01:27:53,769
Damn. Hmm. Well, I guess
I won't be needing this.
1404
01:27:55,304 --> 01:27:57,340
[ Sighs ]
1405
01:27:57,406 --> 01:28:01,310
Y'all go wait in the cab.
I, uh, want to get
rejected in private.
1406
01:28:01,377 --> 01:28:04,480
You sure?
All right.
Yeah. All right.
1407
01:28:19,995 --> 01:28:22,465
Jazmin?
Tunde.
1408
01:28:27,603 --> 01:28:30,506
- Am I dreaming?
- No, you're not dreaming.
1409
01:28:30,573 --> 01:28:33,108
Um, I'm really here.
1410
01:28:33,175 --> 01:28:36,512
And I'm sorry to show up
at your home unannounced,
1411
01:28:36,579 --> 01:28:39,748
but I didn't think you would
take my call, so I just...
1412
01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:41,984
I took a chance,
and I thought I'd come by to...
1413
01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:45,521
to see if you can look
at this broken fingernail.
1414
01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:52,595
So you flew 8,000 miles
to ask me to look
at a broken fingernail?
1415
01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:56,031
Yeah, because, I mean,
it could get infected.
1416
01:28:56,098 --> 01:28:59,768
And a girlfriend of mine,
she had to get her whole
hand amputated.
1417
01:28:59,835 --> 01:29:03,939
Well, maybe that's not
the only reason I came.
1418
01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:09,211
Truth is, Tunde, um,
I flew all this way to...
to say I'm sorry.
1419
01:29:09,277 --> 01:29:12,047
And I know it's too late
to win you back,
1420
01:29:12,114 --> 01:29:15,618
but I hope you can find it
in your heart to forgive me.
1421
01:29:15,684 --> 01:29:18,286
And I just want you to know
if, uh...
1422
01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:23,191
if you ever regret meeting me,
I don't regret meeting you,
1423
01:29:23,258 --> 01:29:26,028
because it changed my life.
1424
01:29:26,094 --> 01:29:31,767
And, Tunde,
you helped me see things
that no other man was able to.
1425
01:29:31,834 --> 01:29:35,838
You were offering me so much,
but I didn't love myself,
1426
01:29:35,904 --> 01:29:39,274
and I couldn't understand
why in the hell you wanted me,
1427
01:29:39,341 --> 01:29:41,977
so I couldn't love you.
1428
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:45,981
But thanks to you, Tunde,
I'm... I'm a different person.
1429
01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:48,684
And I hope one day I will...
1430
01:29:48,751 --> 01:29:52,688
I will find another man
as wonderful as you.
1431
01:29:52,755 --> 01:29:55,123
That's all I came to say.
1432
01:29:55,190 --> 01:29:58,393
[ Sighs ]
1433
01:29:58,461 --> 01:30:02,798
Jazmin, thank you.
1434
01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:06,301
And tell your wife
I am so sorry for barging in
on y'all like that.
1435
01:30:06,368 --> 01:30:09,672
I mean, I may be
a lot of things,
but I'm no home wrecker.
1436
01:30:09,738 --> 01:30:11,640
My wife?
1437
01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:14,510
The last time I checked,
I was still a single man.
1438
01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:17,980
The woman that answered
the door ain't your wife?
1439
01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:21,316
Heavens no. She's one
of the housekeepers.
1440
01:30:21,383 --> 01:30:24,086
- And her baby?
- I delivered the baby...
1441
01:30:24,152 --> 01:30:26,388
but had nothing to do
with the conception.
1442
01:30:26,455 --> 01:30:30,258
- But she said...
- Well, I doubt she said
much of anything.
1443
01:30:30,325 --> 01:30:32,861
She doesn't even speak English.
1444
01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:35,631
Hey, y'all,
it was a false alarm!
1445
01:30:35,698 --> 01:30:38,534
He ain't married!
She was the maid! Okay.
1446
01:30:38,601 --> 01:30:43,772
So... So, why ain't no woman
snatched you up yet?
1447
01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:55,618
I was waiting on you, Jazmin.
1448
01:30:55,684 --> 01:30:58,621
I never stopped
thinking about you.
1449
01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:02,491
I prayed that one day
we would meet again...
1450
01:31:02,558 --> 01:31:07,095
and you will accept
how beautiful you are
and let me love you.
1451
01:31:09,164 --> 01:31:12,968
Well, looks like my prayers
have been answered.
1452
01:31:15,504 --> 01:31:18,974
Jazmin, if you will have me...
1453
01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:20,909
Have you?
1454
01:31:22,277 --> 01:31:24,112
Tunde, will you have me?
1455
01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:32,688
[ Together ]
Oh, whoa, whoa. whoa!
Consummate! Consummate!
1456
01:31:32,755 --> 01:31:35,524
Y'all get our stuff.
We stayin' a while.
1457
01:31:35,591 --> 01:31:38,026
[ Both ]
Whoo-hoo!
1458
01:31:38,093 --> 01:31:41,730
[ Mia ]
She needs some
sexual healing, Tunde!
1459
01:31:41,797 --> 01:31:44,633
I think I can arrange that.
1460
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:48,537
[ Man ]
♪ You are my African queen ♪
1461
01:31:48,604 --> 01:31:50,973
♪ The girl of my dreams ♪
1462
01:31:51,039 --> 01:31:54,076
♪ You take me where
I never been, yeah ♪
1463
01:31:54,142 --> 01:31:56,945
♪ You make my heart
go ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪
1464
01:31:57,012 --> 01:32:01,016
♪ Oh, yeah My African queen ♪
1465
01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:03,018
♪ I love you ♪
1466
01:32:03,085 --> 01:32:05,654
♪ I love you ♪
1467
01:32:05,721 --> 01:32:07,956
♪♪ [ Chorus Singing
In African Language ]
1468
01:32:08,023 --> 01:32:10,492
Let us pray.
1469
01:32:10,559 --> 01:32:14,362
Thank you, Precious Lord,
for this food...
1470
01:32:14,429 --> 01:32:16,364
and for our visitors here.
1471
01:32:16,431 --> 01:32:18,567
Thank you, Jesu Christi,
1472
01:32:18,634 --> 01:32:24,472
for bringing our American
children safely
to their homeland in Africa.
1473
01:32:24,539 --> 01:32:27,710
[ Speaking African Language ]
1474
01:32:29,277 --> 01:32:31,246
Bless us all.
1475
01:32:31,313 --> 01:32:35,083
Ashe, ashe, ashe.
1476
01:32:35,150 --> 01:32:37,886
[ All ]
Ashe.
1477
01:32:37,953 --> 01:32:40,656
- Ashe.
- Please help yourselves.
1478
01:32:40,723 --> 01:32:43,258
More food is coming.
1479
01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:46,194
♪♪ [ Man Singing
In African Language ]
1480
01:32:46,261 --> 01:32:48,897
Mmm.
1481
01:32:50,065 --> 01:32:52,635
Oh.
1482
01:32:57,139 --> 01:33:00,275
- This is pretty good.
- Child, are you all right?
1483
01:33:00,342 --> 01:33:04,479
- Mm-hmm, I'm good.
- I've never seen you eat
this much food in your life.
1484
01:33:04,546 --> 01:33:08,116
I'm trying to gain me
some weight so I can be
a thick madame too,
1485
01:33:08,183 --> 01:33:11,186
so I can get me a rich
Nigerian doctor.
1486
01:33:11,253 --> 01:33:15,758
Pass me some of that fufu
he feedin' you. Can I have some?
You gonna eat that?
1487
01:33:16,659 --> 01:33:18,694
I am. I need it.
1488
01:33:30,038 --> 01:33:32,340
[ Moaning ]
1489
01:33:36,278 --> 01:33:38,947
[ Jazmin ]
Wait. Wait.
1490
01:33:43,786 --> 01:33:47,155
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
1491
01:33:47,222 --> 01:33:50,025
[ Panting ]
1492
01:33:50,092 --> 01:33:52,761
I have been waiting
far too long...
1493
01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,964
for this moment for us
to do it in the dark.
1494
01:33:56,031 --> 01:33:57,866
[ Chuckles ]
1495
01:33:57,933 --> 01:34:03,538
I want to see
every... sexy...
1496
01:34:03,605 --> 01:34:06,174
bit of you.
1497
01:34:06,241 --> 01:34:09,177
Yes?
Yes.
1498
01:34:09,244 --> 01:34:12,514
[ Man ]
♪ And you are my African queen ♪
1499
01:34:12,580 --> 01:34:15,117
♪ The girl of my dreams ♪
1500
01:34:15,183 --> 01:34:17,986
♪ You take me where
I never been, yeah ♪
1501
01:34:18,053 --> 01:34:20,789
♪ You make my heart
go ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪
1502
01:34:20,856 --> 01:34:24,693
♪ Oh, ah, you
are my African queen ♪
1503
01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:27,562
♪ The girl of my dreams ♪
1504
01:34:27,629 --> 01:34:30,198
♪ And you remind me of a thing ♪
1505
01:34:30,265 --> 01:34:34,703
♪ And that is
the African beauty, yeah ♪
1506
01:34:34,770 --> 01:34:37,305
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1507
01:34:37,372 --> 01:34:41,476
♪ Ooh, you are
my African queen ♪
1508
01:34:41,543 --> 01:34:45,781
♪ Oh, Lord Ooh, ooh, Lord ♪
1509
01:34:45,848 --> 01:34:48,150
♪ Out of a million ♪
1510
01:34:48,216 --> 01:34:52,354
♪ You stand as one
The outstanding one ♪
1511
01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:54,790
♪ I look into your eyes ♪
1512
01:34:54,857 --> 01:34:57,793
♪ Girl, what I see is paradise ♪
1513
01:34:57,860 --> 01:35:01,596
♪ Hey, you captivated my soul ♪
1514
01:35:01,663 --> 01:35:04,867
♪ Now every day
I want you more ♪
1515
01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:10,105
♪ How can I deny this feeling
I'm feeling inside ♪
1516
01:35:10,172 --> 01:35:12,975
♪ Eh, no one
is gonna take your place ♪
1517
01:35:13,041 --> 01:35:16,144
♪ Is gonna take your space
It is a fact I cannot erase ♪
1518
01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:19,414
♪ And, oh, you are the one
that makes me smile ♪
1519
01:35:19,481 --> 01:35:22,818
♪ Make me float like a boat
upon the Nile ♪
1520
01:35:22,885 --> 01:35:26,288
♪ Girl, you are
my African queen ♪
1521
01:35:26,354 --> 01:35:30,092
♪ The girl of my dreams
The girl of my dreams ♪
1522
01:35:30,158 --> 01:35:32,260
♪ You take me
where I never been ♪
1523
01:35:32,327 --> 01:35:34,797
♪ You make my heart
go ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪
1524
01:35:34,863 --> 01:35:37,232
♪ Oh, you are my African queen ♪
1525
01:35:37,299 --> 01:35:39,567
♪ You are my African queen ♪♪
1526
01:35:39,634 --> 01:35:42,771
[ Woman ]
♪ Now that I've found my life
I'm doing better ♪
1527
01:35:42,838 --> 01:35:45,808
♪ Feels so good to be myself
I'm doing better ♪
Okay. Come on.
1528
01:35:45,874 --> 01:35:48,110
♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪
1529
01:35:48,176 --> 01:35:50,645
♪ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ♪
1530
01:35:50,712 --> 01:35:53,348
♪ Just when you thought I won't
I'm doing better ♪
1531
01:35:53,415 --> 01:35:55,984
♪ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ♪
1532
01:35:56,051 --> 01:35:58,286
♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪
1533
01:35:58,353 --> 01:36:01,089
♪ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ♪
Y'all get stronger with me.
1534
01:36:01,156 --> 01:36:04,492
♪ You told me I wasn't sexy
Tried to shine ♪
1535
01:36:04,559 --> 01:36:08,263
♪ You wouldn't let me
get my thing off ♪
1536
01:36:08,330 --> 01:36:11,066
♪ You stuck on stupid
You were so wrong ♪
1537
01:36:11,133 --> 01:36:14,269
♪ You said I'm
too bootylicious ♪
1538
01:36:14,336 --> 01:36:18,406
♪ Now this booty got you wishing
you had backed off ♪
1539
01:36:18,473 --> 01:36:20,843
♪ And got somebody else
to hate on ♪
1540
01:36:20,909 --> 01:36:24,446
♪ You see, what goes around ♪
1541
01:36:24,512 --> 01:36:27,349
♪ Comes back around ♪
1542
01:36:27,415 --> 01:36:29,852
♪ One day you'll see
I'm just tryin' to do me ♪
1543
01:36:29,918 --> 01:36:32,487
♪ Don't hate on me 'cause ♪
1544
01:36:32,554 --> 01:36:34,622
♪ Now that I found my life
I'm doing better ♪
1545
01:36:34,689 --> 01:36:37,459
♪ Feels so good to be myself
I'm doing better ♪
1546
01:36:37,525 --> 01:36:39,928
♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪
1547
01:36:39,995 --> 01:36:42,264
♪ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ♪
1548
01:36:42,330 --> 01:36:45,400
♪ Just when you thought I won't
I'm doing better ♪
1549
01:36:45,467 --> 01:36:47,870
♪ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ♪
1550
01:36:47,936 --> 01:36:50,138
♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪
1551
01:36:50,205 --> 01:36:52,975
♪ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ♪
Come on. Come on.
1552
01:36:53,041 --> 01:36:55,410
♪ Now that I found my life
I'm doing better ♪
1553
01:36:55,477 --> 01:36:58,113
♪ Feels so good to be myself
I'm doing better ♪
1554
01:36:58,180 --> 01:37:00,382
♪ So sexy, I'm stronger ♪
1555
01:37:00,448 --> 01:37:03,118
♪ You didn't hurt me
I'm stronger ♪
1556
01:37:03,185 --> 01:37:05,820
♪ Just when you thought I won't
I'm doing better ♪
1557
01:37:05,888 --> 01:37:08,290
♪ Thought that I would give up
hope, I'm doing better ♪♪
1558
01:37:09,958 --> 01:37:12,360
[ Woman Laughs ]
I like this one.
1559
01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:14,296
"Be True."
1560
01:37:17,065 --> 01:37:19,167
Check it out. Uh.
1561
01:37:19,234 --> 01:37:21,403
♪ Happy to be nappy
Kinky ain't no rinky dinky ♪
1562
01:37:21,469 --> 01:37:23,771
♪ Your sweet-scented afro-locks
ain't never stinky ♪
1563
01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:26,274
♪ Proud to be what I be
You see, I'm all natural ♪
1564
01:37:26,341 --> 01:37:28,877
♪ And when the going gets rough
I never throw in the towel ♪
1565
01:37:28,944 --> 01:37:31,613
♪ Have to go long
and stay strong
like the mighty King Kong ♪
1566
01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:33,916
♪ Go right even when all
the in crowd's goin' wrong ♪
1567
01:37:33,982 --> 01:37:36,919
♪ 'Cause the in crowd
is the thin crowd who just
sit loud and grin loud ♪
1568
01:37:36,985 --> 01:37:39,854
♪ That's why I can't get in
to fit in with this
so-called trend crowd ♪
1569
01:37:39,922 --> 01:37:42,390
♪ If thin is what's in, then
I wanna be a thick chick ♪
1570
01:37:42,457 --> 01:37:44,893
♪ If they say light is right
then I wanna be dark
as midnight ♪
1571
01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:47,529
♪ If they say you've been
betrayed, you best believe
I'm gonna stay ♪
1572
01:37:47,595 --> 01:37:50,298
♪ If they say politically
correct, then the bold truth
I want to inject ♪
1573
01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:52,667
♪ Protect, reflect, respect
what's righteously correct ♪
1574
01:37:52,734 --> 01:37:55,170
♪ 'Cause ain't nothin' greater
than the words
of the creator ♪
1575
01:37:55,237 --> 01:37:57,705
♪ Wide the road to destruction
Pearly gates narrow ♪
1576
01:37:57,772 --> 01:38:00,308
♪ So walk the straight line
and keep your eye
on the sparrow ♪
1577
01:38:00,375 --> 01:38:02,644
♪ You don't have to impress me ♪
1578
01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:05,948
♪ Be true to yourself
Got to keep it real ♪
1579
01:38:06,014 --> 01:38:09,484
♪ Don't follow the crowd, tryin'
to be like someone else ♪
1580
01:38:09,551 --> 01:38:12,955
♪ Be like someone else ♪
♪ Thick or thin
That be your strength ♪
1581
01:38:13,021 --> 01:38:16,191
♪ Still got it goin' on ♪
♪ Still got it goin' on ♪
1582
01:38:16,258 --> 01:38:18,426
♪ With or without
material things ♪
1583
01:38:18,493 --> 01:38:21,063
♪ You're still beautiful ♪
♪ You're still beautiful ♪
1584
01:38:21,129 --> 01:38:23,231
♪ You don't
have to impress me ♪♪
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