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- # Rej and Rub.

- # They're tiny little bots a long way from home.

- # Rej and Rub.

- # They're tiny little bots a long way from home.

# They miss their daddy, makes 'em cry.

- # Goodbye AI.

- # I bet they wish that they could fly.

- # Goodbye AI.

# Goodbye AI.

# Rej and Rub.

- # They're tiny little bots a long way from home.

- # Rej and Rub. #

- # They're tiny little bots a long way from home. #

- # It's The Morning Show with Manaia. Manaia on the radio.

- Kia ora, it's midday Manaia taking you through until 3PM.

Have you seen this video of the two little robots at the dump?

They're two cute little robots hanging out in the rubbish.

They're sort of talking. They're like humans.

And then the bigger robot, that one comes in, it zaps him, and then they all run away. It's absolu

Hello, caller. - Come on, Midday Manaia. Wake up. It's a hoax.

- It's real, buddy. There's footage. - It's a computer-generated fake.

- You're a computer-generated fake. - Listen, mate, it's faked by the government.

You know it, and I know it.

You really believe they're a little intelligent robots out there in New Zealand on their

- Yes, they're out there. They're extremely highly superintelligent robots.

- Wub-wub-wub-wub! Wub-wub-wub-wub!

Wub-wub-wub-wub! Wub-wub-wub-wub!

Wub-wub-wub-wub! Wub-wub-wub-wub!

- I do not understand.

- I said, 'Wub-wub-wub-wub! Wub-wub-wub-wub!'

- Targets located.

(LAUGHS MENACINGLY)

- Please do not say 'wub-wub-wub-wub.' - Wub-wub-wub-wub?

- Yes, please don't. - Wub-wub-wub-wub-woo.

- Yes. I heard that. But why?

- I'm yelling 'wub-wub-wub-wub' because we are on our way home! We're heading south, I tell yo

Wub-wub-wub-wub!

- The data suggests north. - Rubbish! What data?

- Well, that sign there, for instance, it reads, 'North.'

- It's a joke. - Look, there, another sign also indicates north.

- Yeah, duh! Like I said, it's a joke! A north sign when it's south. It's funny. Lighten

- you have a compass in your display?

- Hmm.

Yep, sure do. - What does it say?

- North, but that's probably a glitch.

- Really? - Yep.

- The council is flipping road signs? - Yep.

- The council is also developing elaborate jokes for a robot they do not know exists?

- Yeah. - And your compass is glitching?

- Yep. - Really?

- Yep. - Really?

- Yep. Yep. Yep. - Mmm.

- No! No, I think we're going north.

Oh, no, we're going the wrong way. (SOBS)

We're going the wrong way.

We have to panic, Rej. We're going the wrong way. Panic, panic, panic, panic!

- That does not seem helpful. - Panic, panic, panic, panic, Rej! Panic! Panic, panic, pani

- Rub, be careful, we are travelling at 100 kilometres per hour.

- Yeah! 100 the wrong way. We need to panic, Rej, come on!

Panic, panic, panic, panic.

- No. Please refrain from panicking.

- ...panic, panic, panic, panic...

- Please come away from the edge.

- Panic- (YELPS) - Rub?

- We're doomed.

Wait. Wait. Have we turned around?

- Affirmative. - Are we heading south?

- The data suggests south.

- Wub-wub-wub-wub! We are going south! Great! It all worked out.

Lucky I panicked, huh? Sorted that problem out. What a team! The team of champions. You an

We should call ourselves Super Team. Super Team, heading south.

- We are not a super team. - Wub-wub-wub-wub! How great is this? The super team!

Oh, man! This is so awesome! Man, this is nice. Oh, this rules!

- I agree. It is vaguely pleasant.

- Oh no! Agh! Oh no!

- Correction ― this is not pleasant. - Ow!

- Don't be scared, little one. You are small, but you are, strong. You have abilities.

We've designed you with things that will help you through life,

things that will help you achieve your goals.

- Valuable things, patent pending.

- Remember little one concentrate and you could achieve anything―

(ECHOES) Anything- Anything― Anything―

- Oh, wow! This is so nice, this is awesome again. - Rub, I have received new data.

- Yeah? What? - I have abilities.

- Amazing! What can you do? - I am not sure.

- Why don't you try something? - (STRAINS) Trying.

(CONTINUES STRAINING)

(METALLIC FARTS)

- That's not a superpower! - Hmmm.

- Uh, now would be a great time for a new power, Rej.

- (STRAINS)

- I can't hold on! Now, Rej! Now!

Try your ability!

- (STRAINS)

- Come on, Rej! Superpower!

(STRAINING FADES)

- Rej! - (GRUNTS)