All language subtitles for Czech Wife Swap 2

Hello, I welcome you to our European
exchange partner.

Hello.

Hello.

I'll ask your name, what's your name?

So I'm Lukas.

Kristina.

Katelyn. And Onza.

How long have you been together?

Well,

we've been together for almost five
years.

Five years, it will be, yes.

And you're happy, satisfied?

Well, like always, for a while.

Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's
weird, right?

No? Sometimes, yes.

We've been together for 10 years, but
we've been married for 8.

And in our family it's the same,
sometimes up, sometimes down.

Well, more like up.

Was it interesting for you to try this?

Well, my wife wanted to try it.

I wanted a change.

I wanted to try something new, something
interesting.

And what about you?

Well, I wanted to try something new.

Or not? You too?

Well, I also wanted to try, right? So
that I would know, like, where is

something different than in our country,
right?

And do you have any limits, something
that you wouldn't allow to others? Or do

you give freedom at all?

Well, I certainly don't give freedom at
all.

Well, probably not.

Within the framework, but...

No, all of them.

Well, I don't give them much, but I
would like to give them myself.

Well, I certainly don't give them
either. Not even a kiss.

No? I would really like a kiss.

And what do you expect?

Well, something that will change between
us in that relationship.

Maybe to a better one or to a worse one
too, right?

Well, we don't know exactly, but we
would try it until then.

Well, it's so-so, right?

I mainly wanted to try another partner.

Change and find out how it works in
other households.

Exactly.

And what would you do if it came to the
worst and there was some eroticism? How

would you react?

I can't judge at the moment.

I can't even imagine it.

I don't even think about it.

I'll give you the cameras.

Thank you. Thank you.

And we can pass each other.

Well, we probably won't have two, so
I'll give you two.

We've already seen two, so bye.

Bye.

Bye. I'm looking forward to it.

And how do you feel now? You are
exchanged, you know you won't get away

with it.

Well, I'm kind of nervous.

Well, me too.

Adrenaline. A lot. I feel strange when I
see these two next to each other.

I feel very strange, right? I'm nervous.

Well, I'll keep my fingers crossed that
you'll manage it all nicely.

Yes, thank you. Thank you, Mati.

So, here it is.

The Horda Piedmont.

We'll see how it goes.

I'll just take a look.

Well, there's a bit of a mess here.

It's better, isn't it?

Oh, I can go in here.

I've been waiting for this for a long
time.

Well, as you can see, there is only one
room here.

Will I have to be with another person in
one room where we will sleep?

Well, I don't know.

I was expecting at least two or three
rooms.

And now I have something to look forward
to.

Well, it looks like they have some kind
of wardrobes.

And it looks like rabbits.

Well, I'm not at all looking forward to
the fact that I'm going to pee here.

Well, let's see what I'm expecting.

Yeah, good day.

Good day.

So, you're already here, right? Yes.

So, what's next?

I have a hat for you. I'll take it for
you, you don't have to take it. Yeah.

So, I have a hat for you, as a welcome
gift. Thank you.

Can you sew?

I have it. Put it inside and... To the
right, to

the right, yeah?

I'll show you who's going to sleep,
okay?

Here's one more room to the front.

Yeah, we're going to renovate it. We've
got the house here for a month and a

half, so we didn't want to buy it
somewhere.

We've cleaned up the closet here.

I'm waiting for you to put the things
in.

You're going to put the boxes in here,
yeah?

Down, down, down.

Otherwise,

what was the situation, huh?

Well, it's been a long time.

Yeah, it's been a long time. Yeah, it's
been a long time.

Yeah, it's been a long time.

Yeah, it's been a long time. Yeah, it's
been a long time.

Yeah, it's been a long time.

Yeah, it's been a

long

time. The next room behind me will show
you that the last room is not finished.

So my wife had a lot of food, right?

Yes.

But she has a lot of husbands.

Yes, you have a lot of husbands.

Yes. Well, at least so.

So I hope it won't be ... You can't fix
it? Yes.

So I have a little, right? I don't know
if it's going to be like this or like

this. Well, I have that too, right? I
don't know what else to expect. Exactly.

I will show you the front.

Here is the back room, it is not
finished, it is being reconstructed.

Can I have it? Yes, I will sleep here,
so we can talk about it later.

Unfortunately, it is too fast, so for me
it is like I will sleep in a

brothel, but here it is arranged
differently.

Yes.

So this is the back room.

On the left side is the living room.

So you can see it. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, you can look at it calmly. Don't
worry about it. I'll give you a rose.

Yes. Just look at it.

It's not so ugly. It's a normal house.

Yes, good.

Yes.

Well, here at home, when you go to the
bathroom, it's a bit of a mess. There's

a bathroom, and she says, it's all like,
it's all like, it's an old house, if you

wanted, yes, it would be a mess here.

And that you have the bathroom so low,
you don't have it upstairs.

So this is how the house looks like,
right?

It's pretty ugly, isn't it?

Well, it is ugly, but... Can we put it
in the garage?

Of course, of course. My wife has just
the right amount of space to put it in.

Well, that's not enough.

Well, that's not enough.

I have a bigger room, right?

So you don't have to be afraid.

So I'll put it here.

Thank you.

I hope we'll be able to talk to each
other.

Well, I hope so.

It's a bit smaller here, but... It's
enough for you.

Well, I can clean big spaces sometimes,
so...

I'm probably on the other side of the
fence.

I wanted to ask you if I can unpack the
clothes.

Well, look, I'll put them here.

There's some space down here.

Okay. Well, you can...

What do you have here?

Well... Well, if you stand there, I'll
just wrap myself up, right?

It's warm outside.

I'm wearing a winter jacket, God forbid.

It's okay, your body is comfortable,
everything is fine, no stress.

Well... So I hope we won't catch a cold.

I hope so too.

No, we have to survive it here. Anyway,
I'm glad to meet you and...

We'll see what happens next time. I know
you have a nice terrace, so we'll have

some coffee there.

I'm sorry, but what about the rules?

This is not so important.

We have some kind of bubble.

Bubble.

Thank

you.

Do you smoke here?

Yes, I smoke here. I have a cigarette
here. I'll put it there.

I'll put it there.

Do you smoke here?

Yes, we smoke here in Puchyň.

Or we smoke here, I don't smoke. But I
smoke here in Puchyň.

I don't smoke here. I smoke in the
barracks and outside.

Yes. Well, look, so with these rules,
yes.

I say, the basic rules will not be
there, because you have to follow only

some rules.

It's the same as dust or garbage.

What the fuck?

How are you? Good?

Well, in terms of opportunities, yes.

I'm a bit tired.

I'm here for a talk.

What kind of talk?

With your husband.

And what are you listening to in front
of him?

Well, just a few things.

I'm probably a terrible wife when he's
not even looking forward to me.

No, you'll be fine.

You know, it's a terrible feeling when
you know that your own husband is not

looking forward to you.

It's like if your wife told you that
she's not looking forward to you at

home.

No, it's not like that.

I'm not afraid. It'll be fine.

Or do you think it's not?

Maybe... Can I just try something?

What?

There will be something big.

Yeah. At least it looks like that.

I'd like to try it.

If I didn't have it.

But it looks so good.

Would you rather wear a t-shirt for me?

But you have to keep it between us,
okay?

Okay.

And you can't say it anywhere.

No.

But you can't say it to anyone at all.

Do you think it will happen to me in the
future?

Yes.

You said you like to talk, didn't you?
Yes.

You're okay.

Mm-hmm.

Can you see it?

You have a big one here.

Will you play with me now? With you?

That's exactly what I like.

Yeah,

I

like that.

Do you want me to do it to you?

Probably to you, no?

No? Probably to you. And where do you
want it? Where do you like it?

To the goat.

Will you smoke it for me before that?

Yes.

Or should I spray it straight away?

I don't know how you can do that.

I'm sure I'd have to talk to them again.

It really relieved me.

So I'll go to the shower.

So I probably will too.

What are you doing here? Get away!

Sorry, I have to shower you now.

But you didn't know I was here?

How could I know?

Well, are you going?

No.

Are you going?

So I want to shower, no? So are you
going? Well, I'm going.

Don't do it.

Don't do it. What are you going to do?

Nothing. Well, no.

I should have seen it. You didn't see
it.

Well.

No.

No? Show me. No, I won't do it.

What? Show me.

Let it be.

Stop it.

No.

You can go away.

You can go away.

Stop it.

You can go away.

Go away.

No, no

That's it.

I'm done.

Just one more.

Push it.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

So what Lukas?

I see you have it almost cut.

Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.
And the tree disappeared.

Yes, yes.

You are a good boy.

Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.

You are a good boy. Yes, I cut the grass
and I cut the tree.

Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.

Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.
Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.

Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.
Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.

Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.
Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.

Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.
Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.

Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.
Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.

Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the tree.
Yes, I cut the grass and I cut the

Okay. We'll talk about it in the
evening, okay?

Okay.

You know, I love my

friend, I like him and everything.

I never thought I would be able to do so
much here.

Yeah, me too.

It's the same feeling.

It's true that I like it, that it was
amazing.

I don't know what else to do. I'm just
thinking about it now.

I'm a bit confused about it now.

I agree with you.

We have to do it like this.

What happened, just happened.

We throw it behind our heads and as if
nothing happened. Yes, we somehow manage

it. The last three days, or how many
days we have left, are three days.

He wants to marry me.

Anyway, it's going to be a lot harder
for me.

You can't do it, you can't rest, or
what?

Well, first of all, and second of all, I
think

I've gotten used to it and I've got my
head a little twisted, so I don't know.

Me too.

I've been thinking about it all night. I
didn't sleep at all.

And my eyes are closing completely,
because today I'm on the...

with you and everything that was left,
I've been thinking about it all day.

And I just don't know, I don't know, I
have it just like you, I have it in

my head.

Well, but that's one thing, we're going
to deal with it now, as we told each

other, and tomorrow will be fine.

Have you started to work?

That's the end, because I go to work
normally.

Today my husband made a surprise for me.
During the evening he managed to make

this.

And now I will have to clean the

mattresses and pillows all day. I'm not
even talking about the container.

He left the tobacco here.

So today's fun

She's tired.

Leave everything here.

I'll take care of it at home.

Well, I'll call you back.

How was your day at work?

I want to be simple.

Oh, that's normal.

Do you

feel

actually okay?

I don't know anything about this.

Well, I don't know yet.

I didn't have much time, you know. I've
been working on this game for a while.

But... You're such a big dick and such a
big dick.

I don't know if you can handle it.

Look, I would like to ask you for a
favor.

The last fans who will be here together,
could you please take care of them?

What's the point of that? You took the
plate and threw it away.

Well, I would have to have time for
that. If I was here at work... Well,

sorry, but if you have time to pack a
cigarette here, which also takes some

time, then you could also have time to
just throw away a stupid plate.

But if you're here alone at home, you
can't do that for me, such a job.

You know what?

As soon as you start cleaning up your
clothes, I'll start heating up the food

for you. Yeah, sure.

Okay, let's talk at home. My wife can
handle everything without any problems.

I'm not your wife!

I know what kind of problem it is to do
all these things.

I'm not your wife!

Well, you're not, for God's sake.

You know what? What if you don't like
it?

Then I don't have to do anything at all.

No, you don't.

Well, I won't either.

It will be boiled, unboiled.

As long as you will be making the wine,

I will not hold it.

Thank you.

And go back and get in a normal mood.

And still knock on the door.

That's unbelievable.

Katie, I've been thinking about it.

About what we talked about yesterday.
Yes.

And I decided that I can tell you
everything.

What do you want to know?

That we slept together.

And why would you say that? Because I
liked it with you and... And I'd rather

want to be with you.

But that's not possible. Why couldn't it
be?

It's not possible. But why couldn't it
be? Because I love my boyfriend.

And you didn't like it?

Well, I liked it, but I'm still sick of
it.

So don't be. If you liked it, then be
with me.

What? So we know each other here, I
don't know, a couple of days, and you

want me to like... throw it all away and
be with you.

Yeah?

And what am I supposed to tell you? I'm
married.

Well, how can we keep doing it?

I don't know, how can we do it?

I don't want to be without you.

What? That I don't want to be without
you.

Well,

that's nice.

We're together.

No. Yeah.

We can't be together.

But we can. We can't.

We can.

We can't be together. We can. No.

Yeah. No,

not that.

No, not that.

No, not that.

No, not that.

You know, I liked it with you too, but
it's just not possible.

Well, you see, so it's possible. It's
not possible.

It's possible?

No.

Yeah.

It's not possible.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Nothing. What did you do?

It's worth it, isn't it?

Yeah, it's worth it.

Come on. We can't do it.

We can. No.

We can.

Come on.

Or should we just enjoy it?

And then everyone goes back to their
own.

What?

What?

Well, you would like to live with it,
wouldn't you?

Yeah, but you said you wanted to be with
me. Me too.

And now you say you would like to live
with me.

Do you like it?

Well, you know I do.

Well, come on.

Woof woof!

I'm not going to do it again.

What are you doing?

I just didn't hear it.

Peace.

I don't know if you can hear me.

It's horrible.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm gonna go home.

I'm gonna go home.

Bye-bye.

Shall we go to sleep? Yes.

Let's go.

Good morning.

Good morning.

You are sleeping, aren't you? Yes.

But you should sleep more.

Sleep more?

Yes.

You should sleep.

How come you are so early in the
morning?

Oh, there are some more.

I'm going to sleep all day today.

Without it, definitely not.

Nice shirt.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

So I want to take this t-shirt off.

Is it so sexy?

Do you like sexy?

Yes.

As if you would wake me up so quickly,
right? I'm having sex.

Does it feel bad?

I have something for you. I brought
something for you. What is it?

You can put it in your bag.

Wow.

You know, I thought I would spend my
free time alone, you

know? Aha.

So I had to take care of this friend of
mine.

You know, I'll try it on. Do you want
it?

Uh-huh.

How good was it for you?

It hurts a little.

Do you want to go to work now?

Beautiful handwork.

And beautiful early sex.

It will be a better day right away.

So that's it, I'm going back to work.

Have a nice day.

Bye.

Is anyone

cooking here?

So far only the fish.

I would like to try the sauce.

I would like to try the sauce.

I would like to try the sauce.

I would like to try the sauce. I would
like to try the sauce.

I would like to try the sauce.

I would like to try the

sauce.

And wouldn't you like to give me an
exchange for it?

An exchange? Because I love you so much.

What is an exchange?

I would like to see him one day.

Really? Yes.

Now tell me.

For example, a nice sex.

Before lunch.

What?

What would you say to me?

I would like to say, when do you know
this girl?

Really?

It looks good.

Come here, Matrinka.

As always in the eye.

I'm not hungry anymore.

No, I'm just very hungry.

I'm going to wash my face.

And then we'll have lunch.

. . .

No. No.

That would be good.

I'm ready for it.

So that's why it would be good, if we
finished it somehow, and then we'll go

to the gym. I'll go to my gym there, and
you'll go to yours. Or maybe today, as a

kind of over-exercise, after the sexual
experience, as a kind of over-exercise,

you'll say that we've been together for
half a year.

What?

I think I'll let you do it, right?

I don't know.

Are you going to sleep with me?

Yes, I will.

I want to.

I'm not going to tell anyone.

I'm going to keep it a secret for the
rest of my life.

I'm curious.

Me too.

Interesting, isn't it? How did he cross
the border?

Well, he did.

Okay.

Okay.

So pleasant.

Yes, pleasant.

Yes.

So let's see what's up.

So you're making the lunch?

Yes, yes.

The table was taken away quickly, you
know, so I have to do everything quickly

again.

I have to chop the grass and I'll do the
house again.

You've been needing the grass for a long
time, haven't you? What should I do?

Look, it's still raining outside. That's
a shame, isn't it?

If it didn't rain, it would have been
chopped.

It's not like anything.

It wouldn't have affected it, but ...

You could have done that. You would have
told me to start from the floor and I

would have put it there.

I will close it with this.

So.

That's it.

Let's eat, right?

Yeah.

Cheers. Cheers.

Did you see any chickens up there?

No.

No, I'll put some powder in there to
make it softer.

So, bon appetit. Bon appetit.

What's going on?

Nothing.

I don't know, maybe you don't like me?

I am sorry.

You are not sorry for me.

Why should I be sorry? You already slept
with me.

Really? Yes.

I was only thinking about you for a
moment.

I don't know what happened.

I didn't like you.

I wanted to tell you that you're going
to be shy, but you're going to have to

do it.

It's just that I don't know what to say.

You're going to be shy.

Yeah.

Come on.

Can I say it?

So?

Can I say it?

She has a little girl in her tail.

That's the thing.

Or... I don't know what to do.

We have to do it again.

We have to do it again.

It took me half an hour to get up from
the bed.

You didn't want to get up, did you? No,
I didn't.

But you're in the bathroom.

Do you want me to take you out?

No.

I'm happy all the time, that's why I'm
in the bathroom. No, no.

It's such a disease.

I'm happy all the time.

Look what's in here.

It's a chest.

I think it fits well.

You see, I'm here before the last day,
so I don't have to go in here.

Yeah. Until your wife comes back.

Until she comes back. Well, she comes
back. It's not certain yet.

Although she shouldn't come back. Well,
I know my wife.

Yeah.

Well, if it would last until now, then
why shouldn't it come back?

Well, we're not supposed to take it
apart.

I'd just like to know.

When are you going to clean up?

Well, my plan is to clean up the whole
apartment today and tomorrow.

Do you have a towel?

No, because it's warm.

Does it bother you?

No, wait.

I don't have time now. I have to clean
up. Why don't you clean it up? I have to

clean it up. I don't have time for such
nonsense.

I don't have time for such nonsense.

No!

Doesn't it do you any good?

No.

If I want, it doesn't do me any good.

No.

Do you see how sweaty I am? How warm it
is between my breasts?

It's horrible, isn't it? Yes.

But no, they don't do that.

Why? I have to clean it, I don't have
time. Look how it looks here, it's

horrible. I just have time to waste.

Time.

But I see that you are very tired, so I
probably won't explain it to you, right?

No.

Such cookies.

Yes.

Okay, so we can have a little fun, but
only for a little while, right?

Yes.

So show me what I see. Yes.

This exchange.

Do you want to see yourself? No.

Let's see. How do you do it by yourself?

Really? Yes.

Really?

Will you do it for me? Yes.

Well, I will help my friend.

After all.

The old woman never did it in front of
me.

No? No.

I've got to say, they're a boss.

Maestro, I don't even know what I'm
doing.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh my God.

Well, let's go to the toilet.

So let's go to the

toilet. So let's go to the toilet.

Well, you haven't put it in yet.

Have you put it in yet?

Yeah, I'll add it.

Yeah, and you?

So you don't think so? Well, clean.

You can't say that I'm not clean at all.

Did you clean everything in the last few
days? For the few days you have free

time? Well, I luxuried, I washed the
floor.

Yeah?

Aha.

Fuck.

But you have a bit of a problem with
that.

You know, I'm trying to get your wife to
clean.

Jesus, you don't have to try.

But what do you think about me?

I don't care about that.

Then tell yourself that I'm a piece of
shit and that's what I don't want.

I think so too.

Hey, so you know what?

We've already talked about cleaning
once. Today we were almost talking about

conversation.

So I'm going to close this chapter.

I'm going to have dinner.

And I'm going to do something...

Have a nice evening.

That's good.

And tomorrow, it's my last day here, so
I'd like to have

a nice evening.

Aha. Maybe a nice bath.

With you.

What are you up to?

Well, good.

But I'm not such a romantic, so don't
look at me like that. I didn't say I

wanted to be romantic.

I didn't say I wanted to have a date. I
said I'd go swimming.

And with you.

Yeah, that's fine.

Good.

And of course I want to have sex after
the divorce.

Yeah? Uh-huh.

This time I'm telling you about it.

Well, so what can I say? And I hope
we'll meet a few times after the

divorce.

Maybe, yeah.

Why don't you want to talk about your
problems?

I have to take a good look at it.

Well, you have to... I have a lot of
work to do.

I'll take a look at the manual.

Really? Yes.

Have you ever thought about it?

No. I've never experienced it before.

What? I would like to try to fix it.

On the washing machine?

Yes, on the washing machine.

So we can disassemble it.

You can buy it for free.

And I would like to try it.

What?

Well, I don't care.

You wouldn't want to?

Well, why not?

What should I try?

How are you?

How are you doing?

I need to take off my shirt.

I have it here.

And show you the goats.

What?

I have to take off my clothes.

You don't have to whisper.

From the back.

It hurts.

Gently, gently there.

Gently, yes.

Do you want to put it on?

Yes.

The last day.

I would like to have sex at least twice
today.

Ugh.

Yes, you clean everything.

Look at these drops.

Well,

thank you for your wishes.

We will do it in the living room.

It should take a week, right?

Yes, I want a living room.

So I can do it now, okay?

Okay. Well, so far.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Did you sleep well?

Good, quite.

What about you?

Oh yeah, it went well.

But somehow I woke up today.

Yeah? How?

Bad sleep or?

No, I slept badly today.

Well, one night I woke up for a woman.

Yeah, already.

I'm so glad you're here.

I wish you had my love.

Well, it's been a few days.

Well, it's been a few days.

Is this for me?

Yeah. Thank you.

Where are you sitting? Here?

Yeah, it doesn't matter.

You're not going to eat?

I've already eaten.

Yeah? Yeah.

Good.

Well, what are you going to do today?
Are you going to make a room today or

not? Yes, because of the rain, if it
doesn't rain, I'll leave it there

tomorrow.

And yes, the room, I'll rent it and I'll
get dressed, I'll do it.

Okay, so yes.

Okay, I'll rent it. I'm tired, but ...
You even have a partner, so you'll have

to deal with it.

I will, yes, I really have to deal with
it, I'm here all week, I don't have any

problem.

Yes, I'll deal with it.

And you'll be here all day.

I don't know. Do I have to cook dinner?

You don't even know how to cook. I don't
know. I don't even know how to cook.

I don't even know how to cook. I don't
even know how to cook. I don't even know

how to cook. I don't even know how to
cook.

I don't even know how to cook. I

don't

even know how to cook.

I will do it on TV, if you don't mind.

No, no, good.

And I will check you there later, if you
continue.

Yes, of course, I can, I won't be
afraid.

So yes.

Good.

That will work for you too.

No.

Don't be sad.

Yeah. So what?

Are you looking forward to the last
morning?

Not at all.

Not at all? I'm looking forward to my
husband.

Well, a little bit.

It would be good for him, but... I can
already hear it at home, what kind of

jokes are they going to make?

Maybe not.

Yes.

Well, yes.

And maybe we'll meet again.

Maybe, yes.

Even though we got quite far from here.

We'll see.

We should slowly prepare.

We're leaving in two hours.

We should, but we don't want to at all.

I beg your pardon?

Because it's a small apartment, so
there's a detour.

You are better than my husband.

Well?

I didn't think so.

I'm glad we got married last time.

I was thinking about the same thing.

Should I remember something?

Surprise! For nothing, so let's pack.

I don't want to go there at all.

I'd rather fall asleep.

I'm more nervous about them not knowing
what they're doing here.

Well, even if... Do you want Hannah to
leave you?

Well, she won't leave me. Do you think
so?

But I didn't think of that.

What if we do the same thing on the
other side?

Well... I didn't think of that.

What if we do the same thing on the
other side?

I have to dress up as a comrade.

Is it possible?

Yes.

So, I welcome you again.

Hello. Hello.

So, how do you feel?

How did it go?

Well, at the beginning it was good.

We understood that for the first three
days.

Well, and then... Then... He didn't go
home after work, he went for a beer.

So I was always alone there, right?

Well, and then, as we said, he took me
with him.

But then it wasn't like the first few
days.

Then I was looking forward to my own,
that I would see him. I was nervous that

I wouldn't have him with me.

Yeah, well, yeah.

And what about you?

Well, with us, we got to know each other
on the first day.

The second day was already over, because
he was making a terrible mess here at

home. And he doesn't care.

He'd rather watch TV or watch football.

Just things like that.

And the last four days he had a leave
and I thought I'd go crazy.

He was still... They also had a small
apartment, they only had one apartment,

so it was terrible.

And did you find any piquancy there?

Well, that would interest me.

Well, why would we care?

So, something happened, right? Something
happened, yes.

Yes, and what exactly?

Well, in the beginning, he tried it on
me for the first time, so

I told him that no, that in no way, that
it's not possible.

That I have... But it's true. It's not
true.

So it wasn't like that. I told him on
the phone.

It wasn't like that at all. It was. No,
she tried it on me.

I would have tried it on you, right?
Yes, you would have tried it on me,

right after the hat.

What? Right after the hat, you would
have tried it on me. After I slept and I

went to wake you up, I found you lying
in the bed and you still had your hand

between your legs.

What? Yes, and then I put my hands back
and I fell down again.

And you said to me, you can go inside.

And I went to the bathroom so openly
open, so you gave me signs to have

something to do with you.

Yeah, so now you're getting married to
me, right? Well, yeah, it was like that,

but... It's true that it was like a
bucket outside.

I was lying on it since noon, because he
told me that I could lie down.

And I was only wearing shorts, I was
without a bra, yeah, this.

But I was attached to the back of my
chest, I had a blanket, you know.

And you're going to tell me here that I
was playing something on you?

Yes, I will.

That's how it was.

Yeah. So should I start explaining?

That's the whole truth.

I think it's not true.

It's not true that we were together,
that we smoked together.

I don't know what I'm thinking about it.

What's the matter?

Because he invited me to the restaurant.

He said that when I don't like it, he
goes alone.

So I asked him if he could take me with
him, and he said yes.

But he only had like 5 or 6 beers. I had
like 3 glasses of white wine.

And that was it, right?

And we just came home, he started to nag
about me, and he started to like me.

I was still drunk, I didn't want to be
there. And he was still nagging about

me, and it just ended like that. It
ended?

Well, it was just a moment.

She did.

So in the end you finally let go.

So it's not your fault. It's not my
fault, my wife did it. But you wanted

it. I wanted it? Yes.

So I was stubborn, I missed my wife, but
if you didn't want it, you wouldn't let

go. If you missed your wife and you
loved her as you said, you wouldn't have

let it happen. And you wouldn't have
tried anything on me.

And why did you let it happen? And you
didn't tell me how much you loved me?

Yes, and that's why you shouldn't have
let it happen on me. But it always

depends on the wife what she does.

Is it true that when I got drunk, I
tried it and it was only after she gave

me the signs?

But by the time I tried it, she had...
That's not true, I didn't give her any

signs.

But is it true?

And was it only once or more times?

Well, that would interest me more.

Well, it was more times.

Damn.

So every day?

No, not every day. About three times.

You can do it anyway.

For everything.

We can both do it. No, you can do it.

I think we'll end it here.

We'll ask the second couple how they
handled the exchange.

So, as I said, the first day was fine,
everything was going fine, the

meeting... And did you find anything
there?

Well, to be honest, I think so too.

I don't want to read it now.

You know, we were talking on the phone
for one day and I was very sad, I wanted

to cry and I thought you wanted to leave
me.

So she needed some relief.

You are too kind to say that you are
happy for him.

Really, yes, thank you.

Well, I didn't think about it.

I really wanted to make him happy. You
made him happy very nicely.

And it happened once.

More than once.

More than once at least.

Well, I think that in conclusion I will
leave with mixed feelings.

So I hope that everything will be fine
between you.

I would like to thank you for
participating in our event.

Would you like to come again?

Certainly not.

Maybe yes.

Yes.

Well,

thank you very much and have a nice day.
Goodbye.

Where are you going? I'm going to the
bathroom.