Original subtitles

(Takashi's shortness of breath and footsteps)

(Takashi's coughing)

(Takashi's coughing)

(Coughing)

(Sound to swallow)

(Sound of door closing)

(Megumi's mother) What are you thinking of coming back at such a time !

(Megumi) Wow, shit! (Breaking sound)

(Megumi's mother) What is Shiba Baba, what is that wording?

Megumi! You wait a minute!

(Takashi) Newspaper?

(Tadao)

Cho... Can you get me a little

(The sound of the door closing)

(Takashi) Summer vacation in the third year of middle school

Dad was at home everyday

(Yoshiko) Don't let the seeds grow dark by yourself

I can't help being so bad at work

(Keiko) Hey

When Haruko comes home, stop that dark attitude.

Ah... he...

(Tadao) Do you know? (Keiko) What?

I don’t mean to say that when you come home with your fiance

Don't worry about the appearance

You come back at 6 o'clock today

I'm not playing around

Wash the dishes

(Keiko's sigh)

(Takashi) Shortly before entering summer vacation —

Dad driving a car had a collision with a motorcycle

Fortunately, neither my partner nor my father was injured

(Takashi) Club activities

(Takashi) At that time, my dad who had a little alcohol left

High school teacher occupation

For now, you don't have to go to the workplace

Thus staying at home everyday

(Ume) Oh Taka-chan Good morning club activities?

I 'll put this vegetable in the kitchen

Hey, are you still down? Tadao

Isn't it bullied by Yoshiko? Because that person is tight

It’s really like this—

I need to support you, my wife

When you were young, you said you were a bride-

When you were young, you said you were a bride-

(Takashi) father is from so at home -

When you were young, you said you were a bride-

When you were young, you said you were a bride-

The mother is go out and Mihakara' -

The mother is go out and Mihakara' -

The mother is go out and Mihakara' -

I've exhausted my husband.

I've exhausted my husband.

I've exhausted my husband.

Grannies living apart come to us every day

Grannies living apart come to us every day

Grannies living apart come to us every day

What are people thinking about today ?

What are people thinking about today ?

I I do not know at all anymore

(Takashi) I'm coming

Have a nice day there Be careful

Ah today, spring comes

I wonder if you're preparing

(Tadao) Hey Takashi

(Ume) What is that look, forever

On the way back, buy the August issue of "Junbun"

(Takashi) You should go by yourself

I'll buy it

Are you still sending? Competition

It’s already...

I'm not a criminal so I wish I were more proud

Hey you?

It’s a criminal

Hmm...

Huh...

(Takashi) When did you first think of your dad as ugly?

Every time you go to a novel contest where the first screening does not pass,

Is it time to hit the family

Or maybe when I was in elementary school

When I was pulled out by a parent relay at the athletic meet

So, again, the recommendation letter...

So, again, the recommendation letter...

(Takashi) Or even while using bribes-

Thank you.

Is it because I keep failing in the head exam like every year ?

Is it because I keep failing in the head exam like every year ?

Is it because I keep failing in the head exam like every year ?

Thank you.

Thank you.

(Takashi) Anyway, from some time

I don't want to be an adult like my dad

I was thinking

(Girl student) It's hot today

After club activities, why don't we go eat ice cream?

(Girl student) Let's go

(Takeuchi) Liquirariat!

Oops, another one? Will there be another shot?

Dodge this

Inoki was smashed Inoki was smashed

Knuckle part that draws a bow!

Another shot!

Knuckle part that draws a bow!

Choshu died Choshu died

(Okada) Yatsu You go!

(Mitsuru) Yatsu~

(Takeuchi) Manji is hardened in Yatsu!

All Japanese champion Kuse ni Nama pillow!

(Mitsuru) It hurts

(Takeuchi) Oh, will Choshu come? Will Choshu come?

(Okada) Choshu is good

(Takeuchi) Come on, stupid guy, this guy

Wow…

Also swamped in Choshu

(Okada) Hey Yatsu You cut it!

(Takeuchi) Choshu was sharp!

(Wakida) Cut, cut!

Something timing a little... once more once again

Once again, once again, back again...

With a fresh feeling, I 'll go faster, faster

Don't think don't think

Smile smile smile

Ready Yes!

(Male student) Hey... It's kind of angry

(Schoolgirl) I heard later, later...

(Okada) I'm gonna do it with Takeuchi's guy

What? They're shooting again

Noda: What are you shooting?

(Takeuchi) What, what, what? Are you doing it again? Those guys

Hey! Noda! Don't shoot porn movies!

(Wakida) Cut Cut

Hey hey, it’s in production right now.

(Wakida) Don't disturb me

What? No, teacher Judo

No

Well I'll show you later, so please do something passive

You can use "setup"

Not "setup", but "random"!

If you make a mistake next time, it's a real swastika!

No that is good

Is it going to end soon? Is it shy? Shhh

Alright!

(Takeuchi) What the hell is that?

(Okada) Those guys, absolutely.

Don't you post something like "action camera" ?

It might be possible

Noda's bastard I've read since elementary school

(Okada) Hey, you also read

(Takeuchi) No, I shouldn't read (Okada)

(Takeuchi) I did n't read (Okada) I read

(Takeuchi) Don't read (Okada) Don't lie, you

Idiot I'm "Scola"

(Takashi) But...

Don't you think they've changed since you got an award ?

what?

something…

I'm in the newspaper

Let's do a pile driver next time in the classroom

Oh see the well- rounded boobs !

Look seriously!

Well closed!

Do it! Do it!

What are you looking for?

(Takashi) Wasn't it today? It's well closed

(Okada) Oh yeah World!

(Takeuchi) Eh today?

Teka Who said it

It’s just a rumor, isn’t it?

After all, he said he came last year, but he didn't come.

Football Conference

(Okada) No, it's a hoax no matter how you think about it

The Hong Kong Mafia might have attacked you too close .

Mitsuru's father was shot

What? Oriya Oriya Oriya

(Takeuchi) Oriya (Mitsuru) It hurts... It hurts

(Okada) It's really nice

(Takeuchi) Me and Inoki are serious men.

(Mitsuru) It hurts...

what will you do?

(Takeuchi) What?

No... Do you want to stop by on your way home? world

There might be some information

What you

Do you want to suck such tightly packed boobs ?

Eh... not really

(Takeuchi) You lie!

(Takeuchi) Oh! (Takashi) It hurts

(Takeuchi) Black Angels! Black Angels!

Black Angels!

(Takashi) There is only one rental video shop in this world,

Kyoko, who is well known, comes and holds an autograph session

Who said it, according to the rumor—

After 12 o'clock at night—

It seems to suck the breasts

For those of us who had a boring summer vacation in the third year of middle school—

It was a rumbling story that was too exciting

(Takeuchi) Hang on Hang on Hang on Hang on!

Turn left at hand signal!

(Takeuchi) Farting farting Farting

Hmm~

(Okada) Stop it (Takeuchi) Oh~

Oh it came out

(Door open sound)

(Takeuchi) ♪ Folding Del Weis Folding Del Weiss

(Male clerk) Come on!

I'm looking for information

Takashi and Mitsuru are over there

Okada here

(Takeuchi's coughing)

Okada surprised

(Okada) There is no particular information.

(Takashi) After all

(Takeuchi) Isn't there something in the back ?

(Takeuchi) Mitsuru, go there (Mitsuru) It's impossible

Don't go in here

(Takeuchi) All right, I'll allow it

(Mitsuru) Really impossible (Okada, Takeuchi) Go, go.

(Takeuchi) Look, you can see.

(Mitsuru) It's impossible (Takeuchi) Go

(Male clerk) Here! You guys are junior high school students

(Male clerk) Look at Be-Bop Be-Bop Octopus

Come on

Look, come here, look

You see, you sort, you sort

Where are you guys?

(Takeuchi) Eh?

No, so where are you?

It's in Kawakita

Ha Kawakita? Shabbat

Hey Yoshida is a gorilla, right?

(Takeuchi) No... (Male clerk) No, no.

Ooooooooo Shaba monk

Hey, I’m peeling off the cock’s skin .

Is it ridiculous? Oh?

What are you laughing at? Korai

(Female clerk) Hey

(Female clerk) will not Omee also Mukete

(Male clerk) Eh?

(Takeuchi's laughter)

Don't laugh

I’m not you

What? Are you not embarrassed?

(Male clerk) Ah?

(Female clerk) Look here Bento (Male clerk) Oh

Oh no, I was fried

What? I got one

(Male clerk) What? (Female clerk) What?

(Male clerk) What?

(Male clerk) Ah, really (Female clerk)

(Male clerk) Oh thank you

Yes

Aoi these guys are in Kawakita

I didn't know about Yoshida

Why do you know your classmate , idiot?

(Male clerk) What?

See, take a quick break

(Male clerk) What?

(Male clerk) Take a break (Female clerk) Yes

(Female clerk) How long have you been standing

(Takeuchi) Yes

And... for now

Big breasts

Boobs i want to suck

Don't you smoke me for 500 yen

500 yen…

(Takeuchi) That?

"O's room" Hey, who borrowed it?

I was here

(Okada) Let's be Japanese (Takeuchi) I hate Japanese

(Okada) No, you're Japanese too (Takeuchi) I'm stupid, I'm American

(Okada) What? (Takeuchi) Oh there was O

This way

"O's room"

(Male) Okay, I'll take a sense

What year have you been fishing?

eh?

What year?

Hahaha...

(Takashi) Mitsuru

Hey Mitsuru, you can do this

(Mitsuru) Eh... this...

is... I'm stuck with needles

(Takashi) It's good, it's good

(Takeuchi) Alright?

(Okada)

(4 people) At first Gou Ikariya Chosuke head is par

Rock-paper-scissors Aiko

(Takashi) Rental video fee is more than 1000 yen per one

That's why we put out money—

Borrow only one video selected by the Janken winner—

I was watching at Mitsuru's house

(4 people) shot shot shot shot

(Takeuchi) shot shot shot shot by what I've had

I'll start over again I'll start from the beginning

(4 people) First... (Takeuchi) Par!

Yossha 3 consecutive wins

You can borrow Mitsuru, I have this

(Okada) What? (Takashi) Eh?

(Takeuchi) You picked up 1000 yen yesterday, is n't it still there?

(Female clerk) 1200 yen

(Takeuchi) Boone... (Mitsuru) That...

That!

Uchi... Kyo... Today and... Dad

(3 people) (Okada) Why don't you go to pachinko?

(Mitsuru) This... I don't think I have money this month

(Takeuchi) Damn it'll you'll ey go ASAP

(Okada) What are you doing?

(Takeuchi) You borrowed it, right?

(Takeuchi) You borrowed it, right?

(Takashi) Mitsuru's dad, who was a truck driver,

(Takashi) Mitsuru's dad, who was a truck driver,

I 've been playing pachinko since my lower body was paralyzed in a car accident

No mom

(Takeuchi) You're gonna go (Mitsuru) I can't...

(Kaneda) Hey bamboo meat!

(Bad guys) Hey, this is bamboo meat!

(Kaneda) Oh?

What the hell are you guys bullying?

(Nosaka) Hey bamboo meat! Bullying the weak is arrested!

(Kaneda) You and I have the same hairstyle.

You guys-

Did you come to see the child today ?

(Bad guys) Early (Yoshioka) That?

What did you borrow?

Oh O! The one we were thinking of borrowing

(Kaneda) Here and there, you guys rented one trillion years earlier.

(Yoshioka) It's early!

(Kaneda) For the time being, I should keep this

What are you complaining about?

Hey, right? Here we go

Hey, right? Here we go

(Bad) Who do you look at? Are you not good?

Hey, right? Here we go

Hey, right? Here we go

(bad) I'm ... (bad) What?

(bad) I have a parent

(bad) Parent, kick out (bad), kick out

(Yoshioka) Single!

(Nosaka) Yoshioka!

(Nosaka) Hey (Yoshioka) React!

(Nosaka) It doesn't look funny! I could do it

(Yoshioka) Wow, it feels bad! (Nosaka) No!

(Kaneda) Then bamboo meat

(Central Front) Bamboo Meat~

(Bad) Bye-bye meat

(Nosaka) Meat, don't fix your hairstyle!

(Poor) Don't worry!

me…

Seriously, it looks like they're going to get killed

Kaneda-kun

It looks like she's already having sex

Hoo

(Takeuchi) I wonder if...

Hey it's really

(Okada) What?

(Takeuchi) No, Kaneda-kun's sex...

Do you want to see Miss O now if you have sex ?

No, I'm not really—

I don't really want to see Mr. O

That level

(Okada) But whichever—

Kanada-kun, I often touch girls' boobs

That's enough envy

Other day also Tashi massaging of Nishino (Nishino) Megumi

(Takeuchi) Yes, Nishino , do you have anything to do with runaway people?

I wonder if I'm doing it already

Well that's 100 par maybe

(Okada) No, you told me that you did it.

(Takeuchi) Ginger Do you watch the back video I picked up again ?

(Okada) That black guy?

(Takeuchi) Who has it now?

(Takashi) Oh I'm

(Takeuchi) You look at me everyday

(Takashi) Be... not look at it

(Okada) any feelings worsen do it by Ballmer evil (comparatively) stone

Somehow I may not be a black man

(Takeuchi) I was pretty good

(Mitsuru) Ke... Kemeko!

(Takeuchi) Dada Dada... Rambo

You must have been off limits, this shit pig fighter!

(Kemeko) Hey Gorilla with a lie

What are you grinning at?

I'll kill you

Gold gold gold gold says Ya want yo to fucking

(Kemeko) If you die, die without permission

Bokeh

Stupid Aho Manuke Chin Donya

Fat Debeso Cockroach

Ahhhhhhh...

(Takashi) We...

(Okada) What?

(Takashi) I'm sorry, I'm sorry (Takeuchi) No

(Takashi) No...

In my future life

Oh... boobs...

(Takeuchi) What are your boobs?

(Takashi) Is there anything you can do with your heart?

(Okada) What happened

(Takashi) What... will you suddenly become anxious?

(Takeuchi) Do you want to get breasts as well?

No mom!

(Okada) Are you worried about that?

(Takashi) Maybe more than us—

Noda and his friends are more likely to roll

(Takeuchi) Is Noda the movie club? Why that octopus now has a relationship

(Takashi) Do n't you feel like you were missing something ?

To them

(Okada) What does it mean

(Takashi) For them...

I've been thinking that won me unconditionally

(Okada) What does it mean to win?

(Takashi) No, I don't really understand...

As a person? And

(Takeuchi) Haha What are you saying , Hideko, ha ha...

death penalty!

Because I 'm faster than those guys, right?

I'm fast too

My personality is brighter than those

I'm bright too

I can't even study them—

I didn't know if it was there or not.

Until the movie award

So...

I thought

(Takeuchi) What?

(Okada) Whether you can also get breasts?

(Takashi) No, Kaneda and the others are—

Because it's bad, I'm fine and I 'm gonna lose a woman's breasts too?

Takeda from the baseball team and Higaki from the basketball club.

Someone who is popular without telling me will someday

Noda and the others

Becoming a famous movie director—

Isn't it like an actress ?

I ca n't be a barker, but it's Shinya Yamamoto.

But even Shinya Yamamoto will definitely be more popular than us

I'm not popular

(Okada) No, I think it's popular.

What? I'm not famous at all

But it’s more famous than us

What do you want to say

I don't understand

So I mean...

We don't sell anything

It’s not bad, it’s not cultural , it’s not athletic.

Infinitely independent

I don’t know if I’m actually there or not—

I think it’s a group like us

Among the many other people, it is a little lower

If you think about that-

I can't sleep

What are you

Somehow, it looks like it's turned blue .

Worst thing is that

No, I don't want to kill Kemeko

(Okada) Ahh, I wish I was born bad

Hey

Today's day is tight, can't we just go?

You might be able to suck your boobs after 12pm, right?

What are you freaking out at?

I'm not scared

But are n't Kaneda and others coming as well ?

It's not you doing scared fool Anna's

What is Takashi? Would you go?

(Takashi) Hmm...

(Takashi) No... (Takeuchi) What's wrong?

Tonight, my sister comes to our house with a fiancée

(Takeuchi) What? (Okada) Oh

What’s that? It’s a cram school

It would be nice to leave it alone

It's a well-closed breast, aren't you sucking it?

(Mitsuru) You... I suck it!

(Takeuchi) Mitsuru Haha...

Let's go with us

After all, these are small items

Pitiful, are you more guts than Mitsuru?

Let's go

Ah, Dasse, Dasse, ha ha

Hey, look at them, two people behind that

(Takeuchi) Dasse... (Okada) I'm going!

It's decided to skip the cram school

As expected, Okada is strong in opportunity

What is Takashi?

I'm going...

Ok, then at 9 o'clock at school

I'll definitely come

If you give it up, it 's a serious swastika that breaks the rules.

Did you understand?

(Maeda) Even so , it's more rural than I imagined.

(Haruko) So I told you that there really isn't anything

(Maeda) No?

Something already...

I mean, can I drive a little more?

I want to shorten the time I meet

(Haruko) Huh... Sorry , what are you doing at this time...

(Haruko) Oh (Maeda) What?

(Haruko) Ah , because she looked like her younger brother

But isn't it my brother is a little more cute

(Maeda) Eh?

(Gaping voice of a foreigner)

(Noise)

(Takashi) Right now

(Tadao) Ah ... Ah? that?

Ahhhhh...

Ahhh... z... It's pretty early today

Because, unnie, are you coming?

(Tadao) Oh ... Haruko... What time was it?

(Takashi) It was around 7 o'clock

Oh yeah...

If... grandma ... I went shopping.

(Takashi) Yeah

(Takashi) What? (Tadao) Eh?

No, the video is moving

(Tadao) Ah

That mother is late

that? that?

(Takashi) Wait a minute...

It will break. If you pull it out from such a place .

(Tadao) I haven't pulled out yet

Ahhh... this is a fix this is a fix

(Takashi) Don't pull it out

(Takashi) Hmm... good

Ah

(Tadao) A little bit...

(Ume) Tadao I bought a magazine (Takashi) Oh!

(Ume) Was it no good again?

(Takashi) Is it okay? sake

(Tadao) Huh...

I'll drink anyway today

That's Haruko's coming too

(Ume) I'm so another good was enough remorse

I'll drink

(Ume) Tadao: I have high blood pressure these days, so I can't have spicy food—

Do you know that your doctor is telling you? Properly

I know

(Ume) What... It's darker than usual

No, that Haruko today has a fiancee—

I'm seasoning for that person

But hey, we all eat together...

For young people, this is the seasoning...

(Ume) Elderly people should eat it.

I should eat something else ...

(Keiko) Hey dad, call me

Harukos will come soon

I 'm going to do that for a long time

(Takashi) Eh...

(Keiko) You too, please help me because I'm busy

(Mosquito wings)

Ah!

Hey…

(Takashi) It's about time to stop weeding

Hey stop

(Ume) Tadao How long have you been doing?

What also may not do it now would be nice, but

No, because the grass is growing

(Ume) I was so bitten by mosquitoes

(Tadao) It can't be helped because the grass is growing!

(Ume) What are you irritating?

(Tadao) You're not irritated!

(The sound of the car door closing) (Haruko) Sorry.

It’s getting narrower

All right

All right all right

Huh...

Mother is back now~

(Keiko) Welcome back (Haruko) Right now

(Ume) Welcome home

(Maeda) Nice to meet you, I'm Maeda.

(Keiko) Nice to meet you

Thank you very much for coming

(Maeda) No, no...

(Ume) Really...

(Haruko) My mother, my grandmother

(Maeda) Nice to meet you.

(Keiko) Here dad Takashi

(Maeda) This is a little boring-

It’s a pigeon sable.

(Ume) Thank you for your concern .

(Keiko) Go here (Maeda) Yes Excuse me

(Haruko) Good

Oh Takashi

(Haruko) You're stretched out, right? (Takashi) Wow

(Haruko) What is it

(Ume) Look, sit down already Tadao

(Keiko) Dad! (Tadao) Certainly around here...

(Haruko) Hey, there's no reason for that

I sat because Heck now good camera softening

(Tadao) No... I think it was around that point.

(Keiko) Well then , let's make a toast, cheers, huh...

(Ume) Quickly...

(Keiko) Yes

(Keiko) Cheers (Maeda et al.) Cheers

(Maeda) Thank you. (Ume) Thank you.

(Ume) Far cousin Welcome (Maeda) No

(Ume) There's nothing, but eat it

(Maeda) Yes.

(Ume) McQueen often appears in movies of escape ...

(Ume) Escape movie... (Haruko) Good grandma

Because I do not know also is said Mac, or whatever struck

(Maeda) No, I know, I like McQueen

It's a "great escape", right?

(Ume) Yes yeah yeah yeah! Ahaha...

You're not doing well Haruo Mizuno's place

(Keiko) But it was better than an actor

Such hard work is better

(Maeda) Well , I didn't really aim for it.

(Haruko) Eh? It was surprisingly serious

(Maeda) No, I thought that it would be nice if I could be familiar with it-

It was there for a moment

(Keiko) But I went out to a national university and joined a good company

(Ume, Haruko) Hey

(Keiko) Ah, but this one too

I wanted to be a singer

(Keiko) Hey Seiko-chan (Maeda) Yeah, that's the first time

(Haruko) It’s okay, don’t say anything extra

And it's not Matsuda Seiko

(Ume) From around this time, just sing

(Ume) You won the festival (Haruko) Ah

(Maeda) Yeah, that was right.

I wish I had done it

(Haruko) will do is impossible to determined such the

(Maeda) No, I don't know. It may have been pretty good.

What is Takashi wanting to be?

(Takashi) Eh?

(Haruko) You're Jackie Chan

(Takashi) What? (Maeda)

(Maeda) Oh, it's the same (Haruko)

This kid doesn't want to be an actor

You like Jackie Chan , right?

No, I don't like it

(Maeda) No, I think it's a wonderful dream.

Not good in the future Jackie Chan

(All laughter)

(Maeda) Yeah you should aim

I thought I Once you become a parent I want to kind of Toko is going to stretch

(Ume) That's amazing ~ (Kako) Great

(Tadao) Hung!

Oh no... it doesn't mean weird

Oh Dad, is that novel written?

(Haruko) I'm just applying for the award because I haven't passed the first screening

(Keiko) Huh...

(Tadao) It won't happen

1-order something , but also it would have passed through many times

(Maeda) No, that's wonderful.

If you have a chance, I would love to read it haha...

(Tadao) What do you know about pure literature?

(Keiko) Isn't it okay? If you lend me

Some people will read anyway because I do not have

(Tadao) Ah!

(Keiko) What? novel?

(Maeda) Even if it's not now...

(Tadao) Camera... Certainly here...

(Keiko) It's not good anymore...

(Keiko) I'm sorry (Maeda) Oh no...

(Keiko) Hey you hey hey...

(Maeda) No, but it's wonderful.

A family of parents and children in Jackie Chan

(Ume) I'm not dreaming anymore

eh? I wish I could

(Maeda) Hebiken Hohfu (Ume) Hahaha...

(Maeda) Separately by Takashi...

(Maeda) Serpent (laughs of Maeda and Ume)

If you don't do it sooner

Even today, it’s because I failed in the first screening today .

(Haruko) Yeah...

I'm angry...

(Maeda) No, I'm not making stupid snake fists

I'm not making the snake fist evil

(Ume) Ahaha... (Maeda) That's Takashi-

You might think

(Ume) Interesting

(Takashi) I'm kinda... (Kako) A little bit...

You sit here, sit down

(Haruko) Dad, sit down

(Keiko) Look Dad (Ume) Tadao

(Tadao) Oh?

It looks like

(Haruko) Hey dad

(Ume) Look, Tadao

(Ume) Look, sit down, sit down (Tadao) Oh hurts hurts hurts...

I hurt, I know I hurt, I hurt meat!

(Maeda's cough)

(Maeda) Uh... Dad

Let me marry Haruko

I'm still odd-

I think he's a young man that his father doesn't know about

But I'll try my best

Good luck Good luck

Make Haruko happy

Ah! Over there

So dad!

(Ume) Tadao!

(Keiko) Look for it later. No camera .

(Tadao) Isn't it bad?

Most of the time you're using a TV remote control—

I'll do it right away.

That's what happens

(Keiko) Stop it , loud voice in front of people!

(Ume) Tadao!

(Tadao) Ah... ah...

I don't know what the actors are going to be

If you want to give yourself a sting ...

There are a lot of things to wear

eh?

Hey dad

Oh... you-

I don't know if you work for a good company

Huh... but... are you okay?

What is (Maeda)? (Haruko) It's okay, so I really have to answer

Dad really it's in the sloppy

(Ume) huh huh...

It’s good, it’s good, it’s Tadao, I’m going to sleep.

Sleep

(Keiko) I'm sorry

Hey, I'm nervous since the morning and I'm drunk

(Maeda) Ah... (Keiko) Hahaha...

(Tadao) I'm not drunk! (Ume) Haha... yes yes

I’m not drunk, I’m not drunk, so I’ll take a break

(Tadao) You too!

Do you treat me like a child again !

(Ume) I don't do it I'm gonna sleep now

(Ume) I don't do it I'm gonna sleep now

(Keiko) There was... Eat it

(Ume) I don't do it I'm gonna sleep now

(Tadao) Most of you

(Keiko) Pumpkin Have you eaten yet?

(Keiko) Pumpkin Have you eaten yet?

(Keiko) Pumpkin Have you eaten yet?

I think I'll always be a good girl!

I think I'll always be a good girl!

I think I'll always be a good girl!

(Maeda) Yes .

(Maeda) Yes .

(Maeda) Yes .

That's right!

That's right!

I broke the bamboo fence

I broke the bamboo fence

(Keiko) Just because it's cooked to be soft

(Keiko) Just because it's cooked to be soft

(Keiko) Just because it's cooked to be soft

(Ume) What is Takegaki...

(Ume) What is Takegaki...

(Ume) What is Takegaki...

(Maeda) Oh (Keiko) Hey~

(Maeda) Oh (Keiko) Hey~

(Maeda) Oh (Keiko) Hey~

(Tadao) There was a bamboo fence in the garden that would have existed at elementary school

(Tadao) There was a bamboo fence in the garden that would have existed at elementary school

That wasn't me

That wasn't me

(Keiko) Delicious pumpkin

(Keiko) Delicious pumpkin

(Keiko) Delicious pumpkin

When it broke, you and dad—

When it broke, you and dad—

I blamed me, but I broke it, not me

(Tadao) It's Yochan, a bicycle shop (Ume) Ahaha...

(Tadao) It’s good that I don’t rebel…

I'm already in a rebellion period

Do not ... What to do Wakaranzo When you fool

(Keiko) Nobody is silly...

(Tadao) I'm sure!

(Haruko) Stop it!

You

I'm going to get involved because I'm not doing well

I wonder if I quit

You're suspended? Causing a traffic accident

Pretend you don't know!

(Tadao) Oh... what are you doing to parents...

Hey hey hey hey where are you...

(Takashi) It's noisy, no matter where!

(Tadao) Oma... What are you talking to your parents ...

I'm shy because you're embarrassed !

(Tadao) What? To your parents...

Ah!

Wow!

Ah!

(Takashi) That's my

It's the first judo victory in my life

Ah!

No!

(Gaping voice of a foreigner)

(Tadao) Eh?

Ah... Ah... No...

House…

that? that? There? Ahhh...

(Ume) Tadao!

(Tadao) Hey, to your parents...

Okay, hit me, hit me if I had to hit me !

(Haruko) I don't like it anymore!

(Haruko's cry)

(Ume) Tadao!

(Haruko's cry)

(Megumi) It's flashy

(Sudden braking sound)

(Cheering voices of bad people)

(Yoshioka) Ah

(Yoshioka) Slow, Takashi (bad) Hey, fast.

(Yoshioka) The fire is gone (Nosaka) Go ahead!

(Bad) Come early! (Bad) Come early Come early

(Nosaka) Hurry up!

Is it slow? seriously

(Uchida) You guys also close today, right?

(Chuzen) Good, please take us too

(Uchida) You are long

(Nosaka) It 's because you do etiquette brush , right? Fashionable

(Miyagi) Then I'll do baton

(Kaneda) Oh, that's what I got

(Nosaka) What is this? (Uchida) Shimatoke

Surely it's 12 o'clock, suck your boobs, right?

(Nosaka) What time is it now?

Before that, we were asked to do our job.

(Okada) But we are...

(Kaneda) Oh?

Because of your Miss O

Our precious time wasted

Take responsibility

(Defectives) Let's take responsibility Let's take responsibility

(Uchida) Yes Goer Stop this finger

(Nosaka) Ca n't you go (Uchida)? Stop

(Nosaka) Ca n't we stop (Uchida)?

What age are you...

(Kaneda) Come on, I'll go soon

(Takashi) What about Takeuchi?

(Okada) You got a fever (Takashi) Eh?

(Okada) I told Kaneda that Takeuchi will also come-

I'll call you something...

Then... something he's just about to leave

Kaneda said that they suddenly got hot when they found out together ...

(Takashi) Is that really?

(Okada) It's a lie

He'll have a hub tomorrow

Mitsuru , I'll upgrade you to the section chief.

Something recently, Takeuchi

I hate you

It would be fine if three people had a hub

(Yoshioka) Oh

(Mitsuru) Uh... Uh!

Bicycle punk

(Takashi Okada) What?

(Takashi) Ah... then ride now

(Mitsuru) Issu

(Cheering voices of bad people)

(Bicycle bell)

(Bad) Go fast!

(Miyagi) It's not Ramen, Chinese soba is good

(Yoshioka) Do n't be foolish (Kaneda) You sir

(Nosaka) Ramen, not Ramen Barka

(Bad) You guys go home! (Bad guys) Go home!

(Nosaka) I'm Yashiki!

(Bad) Stupid guy Yutaka Takagi is fast

(Poor) Stupid guy , I don't know who can beat Fukumoto .

(Poor) Chromati! (Bad) Leon Lee!

(Bad guys) Fish! Wow wow...

Hey hey hey...

(Kaneda) Yes, here, right here.

Yes here yes

Stop it get off

Yes

(Yoshioka) Hoare Camera

(Okada) Eh camera?

(Kaneda) Isn't there a toilet here? ghost

So take a psychic photo

(Okada) Eh... (Chuzen) It's not "eh".

Apply for the psychic photography contest

(Nosaka) The prize money is 50,000 so if I win, I'll do 50 yen.

(Nosaka) 50 yen (Uchida) 10 yen

(Kaneda) Then we're going to the next world—

Come take a photo with you guys

(Uchida) If you run away, you 'll be hitting until your face is crushed

(Nosaka) Uh, scared.

(Okada) Oh

(Kaneda) What is that

You don't need a flash to take a psychic photo

(Kaneda) Think, stupid (Nosaka) Flash

(Miyagi) What are you complaining about?

Oh!

(Bad) Hey, stop it!

(Bad) go

(Bad) Oh go to the back!

(Bad) Hey Hey...

(Bad guys) Oh hahaha...

(Takashi) Eh... what should I do?

I have no choice but to go

(Okada) Mitsuru: Tell me something gag Gag

(Mitsuru) Ga... Is that a gag?

Hmm...

(Okada) Tell me anything

(Mitsuru) This isn't it... If it's chewy-

And... I was seen by my father

(Okada) What? It's not funny at all

I 've been seen by my mom

Don't call you chewy

Something embarrassing

(Mitsuru) Then... what do you say?

(Okada) I don't know. Think about it.

(Mitsuru) Oh... are you masturbating? (Okada) It's more embarrassing

(Takashi) It's not seen by parents

Which one do parents dislike?

(Okada) What?

Ah...no parents look... adults

What are you doing, your parents?

Oh what?

Is because I have said in La ... radio that such

Oh yeah I was seen by my grandmother-

It was the worst

(Okada) Granny would n't be nice

This story is amazing

Is there anything else Mitsuru

(Mitsuru) No...

(Okada) Anything is fine

(Mitsuru) No, not really.

(Okada) Then sing something

(Mitsuru) Mu... I can't sing

(Okada) Isn't it over there?

Mitsuru, take a picture

(Mitsuru) Mu... I can't.

(Okada) Go (Mitsuru) It's really impossible

(Okada) You can go... (Mitsuru) It's really impossible

It's really impossible...

(Okada) Then it's good, even from here

Take it Takashi

(Sound of winding the dial)

(Takashi) Right?

(Takashi) After all, I have to use this flash.

No little more in the near Come take

(Takashi) What? Then go ahead

(Okada) go by Mitsuru (Mitsuru) unreasonable Hey

(Okada) Go, go... (Mitsuru) Really impossible

It’s three people going

(Mitsuru) Really... (Okada) Go...

(Mitsuru) There is someone!

(Male voice)

(Okada) Eh... (Mitsuru's father) Do you understand?

I'm also out of college

Because it's national

Boobs Hehehehe...

(Mitsuru's father) Really I have to study—

What's at a gas station?

(Mitsuru's father) Boobs baboons...

You... what?

You 're not going to college-

Koshien Go to Koshien

(Takashi) Compared to Mitsuru's father,

My father is still better

Thought from the bottom of my heart

(Okada) Should I take a photo?

You can't see the ghosts in the back, right?

(Shutter sound)

Maybe it's not in the picture...

(Takashi) Come on, quickly

(Okada)

I'll be back again tomorrow

(Okada) Takeuchi-

Well-squeezed breasts Let's smoke

And then it's a hub and that guy's bamboo meat

(Mitsuru) But... what do you do?

from now on…

(Takashi) What do you do?

(Mitsuru) Or... are you going home?

(Takashi) What do you want to do?

(Mitsuru) Yeah... Kyoko who is tightly closed...

(Takashi) Do you want to go?

(Mitsuru) Ah

Isn't it more interesting?

(Takashi) Don't go

(Mitsuru) One... Two...

(Takashi) Hey, wait a minute

(Takashi) Which one? (Mitsuru) Right

You

(Mitsuru) What are you doing?

It's bad to hear this kind of thing directly —

Is it fun to live?

No... because...

Always wrestled by professional wrestling techniques

You’ve been pissed

Isn't there some regret?

(Mitsuru) No

Actually, something like a hidden ball?

You see, like making movies like Nodas

(Mitsuru) No...

Really?

If so, it’s Brain Buster. You ’re the two Plato’s.

(Mitsuru) Eh... I really don't.

Ah... but I'm learning boxing recently

What?

Dad boxing

You beat Gushiken

Huh... what that

I can't win

(Mitsuru) Oyama, do you have anything?

Hidden sphere

(Takashi) Hey nothing

(Mitsuru)... but-

Do you want to be Jackie Chan in the future ?

What?

Shi... Elementary school graduation collection...

Don't read it, idiot

Change driving

(Mitsuru) Aha...

Oh...what did you write?

(Mitsuru) What do you think? (Takashi) Graduation collection

Hi… Hikari Genji

Huh... what's that

To Yoshioka-kun and others... written

Oh... Yoshioka was scared then

Hi… Genji Hikari … You can write Koji Yoshikawa

(Takashi) Hmm...

That Yoshioka is now a complete child of Kaneda.

(Mitsuru) Oh... Mr. Oyama

You're good friends with Yoshioka

Shi... When I was in elementary school...

I'm not good

Something

It 's the first time I've talked with you like this

(Mitsuru) Then ... There are times when I'm in elementary school

On the third year student's excursion at Ohirayama-

We went to the bathroom together ... Oyama-kun came along...

I don't remember

You don’t remember?

Ah... one of the girls leaked poop...

shit?

So... so I 'll wash that child's pants ...

Oh…

I don't remember

I thought it was cool.

Oyama

(Takashi) Here?

(Mitsuru) Kossu

(Takashi) What? here

(Mitsuru) Ku... Come on.

Hey

(Takashi) Hey

What are you doing

(Men's rough breath)

(Takashi) What are you doing

(Mitsuru) I'm doing

(Takashi) What?

(Mitsuru) It's messed up

(Male) Oh!

(Takashi's breathlessness)

(Mitsuru and Takashi's shortness of breath)

(Takashi) Do you come to peep often?

Ta...

(Takashi) Really?

(Female gasping voice)

I'm doing

(Takashi)

Hey

Oh... are you making a mistake?

It's my

Yours

(Takashi) Stop it

Stop it

Huh...

I'm gonna stop!

I'll be back

What are you

Go out

I'm crazy

Hmm...

Fluffy...

Hmm... what?

Uhhhhhhhhhh...

Hmm...

What?

A little bit

(Mitsuru's cry)

(Mitsuru's cry)

(Songs played on the radio)

(Master) Hey brother

Cho... Hey

(DJ) It's about 11:50.

(Master) Oh... wait a second...

Yes

You can eat because it's good.

(Takashi) Thank you

(Master) What's wrong with you?

Face like a the end of the world and Ya wants

Wow?

(Takashi) Yes

It's cat meat

(Takashi)

It's a fool

Well, to be honest, I'm more surprised

Ha ha ha Look, sit down and eat, calm down

(Master) But that's the end of Japan too

Such a cute sister becomes a ponpon

What do you think

(Takashi) Eh (Master) Look

"No more nipples caught"

“It looks like the universe is crazy...”

(Master sigh)

(Master) Take me to the universe

But that's my tech, it's not the universe

Will you go to Saturn?

Oh don't go

Ah

(Takashi) What time is it now? (Master) time?

No, my shop clock

Thank you for the meal

(Master) Ah, that hey brother.

Ah…

(shortness of breath)

(Takashi) I said!

Uhh... no!

(Door open sound)

(Female clerk) Welcome...

(Takashi) Ah...a...

Autograph... autograph session...

What?

Yeah...

It's... Kyoko's autograph session...

Today... Today here...

Huh, what’s who said that

So did you come to get the signature?

Didn't you be fooled?

Wait a moment

You're the one who came during the day, right?

Huh naughty movie but would have went to borrow

With friends without guts

How was it? that

eh?

Did you remove it?

Ah... no...

(Female clerk) Well come over here

(Takashi)

(Female clerk) I'm coming here

I won't bite you

Unfriendly

Huh huh

Only the maple

Look

Huh...

Huh... stronger

(Panting voice of a female clerk)

(Panting voice of a female clerk)

(Takashi) is just a vision that reflects my desires

Actually…

Give

It's a pirated version anyway

Even if I looked like this, I was idle in Tokyo

Oh it didn't sell at all

I know? Okuda Hiroko

(Takashi) Ah...

House

Hah... because it sold better than Maiko Okamoto

Uh...

this…

Thank you

Hook

(Door open/close sound)

(Voice of bad people)

(Kaneda) Hey Takashi!

(Bad) Hey Takashi! (Defective) Where did Mitsuru go...

(Poor) What about bamboo meat? (Bad) Where are your friends!

(Poor) Bamboo meat is bamboo meat!

(Poor) Bamboo Meat Didn't you come (Poor)?

Come on, what's wrong with that face

(Kaneda) Who did you do? (Nosaka) It’s not bloody.

(Uchida) What's wrong with that (Nosaka)

(Kaneda) Hahaha

Ah, what's your picture? Did you take a picture?

Ah

(Nosaka et al.) Oh~

(Takashi) Temporarily... (Kaneda) Yes Yes... Yes Yes

(Nosaka's laughter)

(Kaneda) And what about this? What is this

(Takashi) Ah... (Kaneda) What is this?

(Middle) What that

(Kanada et al.) Ehhh! ! (Chuzen) Seriously?

I wonder if it was really done, well signed autograph session!

Eh... I didn't do anything when I went there.

(Yoshioka) Did you confirm (Nosaka) I saw it properly

(Kaneda) So... so you—

Did you suck your boobs?

(Kaneda) Boobs (Nosaka) Boobs

(Takashi) Ah... (Kaneda) Eh

Yup

(Kaneda) Really!

(Yoshioka et al. ) Hey... Go! Go!

(Nosaka) It's boobs! (Takashi) Ah...

Ahhh... wait a minute

(Kaneda) What (Takashi) Um...

I... I seemed to be the last one, but I've already returned...

(Uchida) Eh (Kaneda) What about?

(Nosaka) What (Yoshioka) What?

You Hey it 's was any taste tits

What was it like

(Nosaka) It's a taste. Say the taste! (Uchida) What is it?

Ahh... the taste...

Ah... Chelsea...

(Kanada and others) Chelsea?

(Kaneda) Chelsea... (Nosaka et al.) Chelsea! sweet!

(Kaneda) Chelsea is that Chelsea, right?

(Nosaka) Yes, it's sweet!

(Kaneda) What do you say...

(Motorcycle runaway sound)

I can't come over here

This is coming over here

(Sound of engine blow)

(Tozuka and Samejima) Way!

(Tozuka) Here and there

What are junior high school students doing in the middle of the night

(Kuroiwa) What time is the curfew? It will be 5 o'clock

(Samejima) Sorry, where are you?

(Samejima) I'll kill you if it's in the west (woman) I'll kill you in the east

(Yoshioka) I'm Kawakita Naka (Gondo) I don't know

What year and how many groups are you?

(Yoshioka) 3rd year 1st class! (Gondo) Next!

(Nosaka) It's 3rd year 2nd class! (Gondo) Next!

(Uchida) It's 3rd year 3rd class! (Gondo) Next!

(Onizuka) What are you looking at?

(Onizuka) You were looking at Megumi right now

Fine 100,000 Now

soon!

(Sound of water)

(Tozuka) That? eh? What happened to you

What? sick?

(Gondo) Bladder catarrh? enuresis?

Hahaha...

This guy Dasse... Hahaha...

(Tozuka) What is catarrh? (Gondo) Catal.

Come on

Thank you

Have a childhood friend in a place like this

That's Taka-chan

It's been leaked since I was a nursery school !

(Kuroiwa's laughter)

(Gondo) Dasse

(Kuroiwa) Pee...

(Gondo) Hey money out (Kuroiwa) Look out

I will not accept less than 5000 yen ~

(Samejima) What did you have?

(Kuroiwa) What's this (Samejima) Get out early

(Kuroiwa) You don't have a million tickets, you

(Tozuka) You don't have a wad? You (Nosaka) There is nothing

(Samejima) Thank you (Kuroiwa) Hofufu...

I don't have it at all...

(Tozuka) You guys, go home early Mother worries

Uh... what the shit Megumi is saying!

You...

Didn't you poop on the excursion ?

Ah... I wondered who washed it

Do...do... huh...

I was wondering how bad it was!

Oh... awfully... awfully that...

Get big breasts!

(Onizuka) You... have you gone crazy because of fear?

(Takashi) Hmm... Comes... crazy...

Come on... Ku... Go crazy...

(Megumi) Don't go crazy!

What are you looking at?

Ta...tattata...

It's not "ta"!

Then do it, damn you, come on!

Oh…

You're bad

Since then I haven't shown you anything cool

(Runaways) Oh~

(Laughter of runaway people)

Takashi Takashi!

(Takashi) Uh!

Hmmhhhh!

Hmmm!

Huh... huh...

Hmmmm!

Hmm!

Huh...

Ahhhh...

Hmm...

(Kaneda) Mmm!

(Takashi) Wow!

(Violating voice)

(Kaneda) Go! Takashi!

(Takashi) Ahhhhhhh!

(Kaneda) Takashi Go!

(Kanada and others) Go! Go!

(Coughing)

(Kaneda) Hidden face, you huh...

(Takashi) Kaneda

(Kaneda) Well

You're pretty gutsy

It was a little bit Megumi's boobs

But today I 'm well kept the child protected

Megumi, I wonder if you

I don't mean

I don't really understand

Ah...

Huh...

Will you swim for the time being?

Oh...

What are you looking at, take off early

(Kaneda) Ah... Ah, it feels good

(Kaneda) by you What are you doing look to put early

See, quickly

I'm coloring

Here

(footsteps)

(Sound of car wash)

What are you that face

Where were you going?

(Takashi) If I ran separately , I just fell

You fell down...

(Takashi) Why are you washing? Person's car

eh?

No... well...

Chi... It was a little dirty

(Takashi) What?

If it's dirty, I'll wash it!

(Tadao) Ta... Ta... Takashi

what?

Dad...

Is it cool?

What?

of course

It's ugly

It's so cool

But...

I want you to look cool

Oh... me too

I want to be cool

(Tadao) Well... wait.

It ’s not my father’s fault that you’re so ugly

It's your fault

(Haruko) Dad, how many cars are you washing?

(Maeda) Oh that dad will do it himself

(Haruko) Wow, it's Bichavicha Nobody's asking

(Tadao) It’s okay, I’ll wash that.

(Haruko) Why, who asked

Hey, if you want to do such a thing, please help my mother.

You don't have to do it

(Maeda) That dad will change

(footsteps)

Hey what are you that face

That fight?

This... fell? Hey hey what's wrong?

Dad is doing something weird again

(Haruko) Wow, the water is already flying

The other around here to really Jan other Bichabicha

(Maeda) It's fine... (Tadao) Look, it's dangerous.

(Tadao) Look, oh, (Haruko) Car!

(Haruko) Already! (Tadao) It will take there

(Haruko) Dad, really good

Why are you so particular

(Maeda) This is already pretty enough...

(Haruko) Tekane, like washing people's cars

It’s really close to crime.

(Maeda) No, it will be rain forecast from tomorrow again ...

(Sigh Takashi)

(Haruko) If you want to do that, please help my mother.

(Tadao) Look, it'll take (Haruko) Wow!

Why are you so unfamiliar ? suddenly

(Maeda) because it is already enough because it is really quite

(Haruko) Wow, how many times do you soak it in water and wash it?

Hey, thank you very much for that kind of thing

Hey Dad, it’s really good

(Maeda) Dad... (Haruko) Eh?

(Tadao) I have to wash that window too

(Haruko) No, I don't have to wash (Maeda) It's okay anymore

That's what I do

(Haruko) I just washed the car, so I should say...

If you really say...

(Maeda) Dad (Haruko) Dad!

(Keiko) Hey dad what are you doing!

This is...

(Haruko) to you doing saying another good of N wash all the way

(Haruko) What are you doing (Keiko) Stop it...

(Takashi) Good...

(Haruko) It's a big mistake if you think you'll be allowed

I don't know that video or anything

(Tadao) Hung! You can wash a car!

(Haruko) Why do I have to be who I am!

(Takashi) Ha...

(Haruko) I'm gonna cut off!

(Maeda) Haru-chan Haru-chan

(Takashi) Fu...

(Keiko) I want to wash, wash, let's wash

(Maeda) Let's wash together.

(Keiko) Uh... should I wipe it with this?

(Maeda) Mother, that's a rag...

(Takashi) Fufu...

(Takashi's laughter)

Huh ha ha ha...

Haha... Ahaha...

Hahahaha...

Ahahaha...

Ahhhh...

Ha ha ha...

Ha ha ha ha…

Hmmm...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ahhhh...

Ugh... hurt...

♪〜

(cry)

Oh?

It’s not like this camera

(Shutter sound)

〜♪