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Johnny Domino was one of San Francisco's hottest young jazz musicians.

But fate and a cosmic event were about to change his life forever.

What the doctors told him seemed impossible.

John, your brain has managed to acquire the capacity to pick up certain

frequencies like a radio.

Doc, I'm all hearing bad today.

Yes, exactly.

You're tuned to the frequency of evil.

Hold it now.

I'm on your side.

A whole new line of super tools developed for super believables. A belt

which enables him to overcome gravity.

Fabrics which are virtually bulletproof.

A stealth mode which makes him seem to disappear.

A holographic display which makes him appear to be where he is.

Again?

Yes, Mr. Simon.

We'll be right over.

Alarm code set.

Lovely evening, isn't it?

Yes.

Lovely.

Welcome back my dear, to the rest of your life.

Boys like some more?

No, thank you, Mr. Simon.

Lovely dinner, wasn't it?

Lovely.

Oh, my God.

The ball.

She's gone.

This is bad.

This is very bad.

You're safe. No, you're safe.

Why do I feel so awful?

Reanimation sickness.

You'll be fine.

So who, uh, are you?

Think of me as God.

Pretty sassy, Doug.

Good fit, too.

Thank you.

I've had plenty of time to prepare for your return.

How do you feel? Well, for a gal pushing 90, I'd say fit as a fiddle.

I look pretty good, too.

Oh, it feels so fine to stretch these gans.

I'm full of juice.

So you think you could find me a hot time in this old town tonight?

Oh, thanks, honey. Put her on my tab.

Oh, no, you don't.

Don't be such a flat tire.

You want to live, don't you?

Alcohol neutralizes the effects of the serum.

Well, that's no fun.

Oh,

look at this.

Folks, I have a special request.

Enough is enough.

Are you embarrassed yourself?

You're wasting your time, sunshine.

Are you embarrassed of me? Do you give lessons on the weekend?

Yeah, they're funny.

They're funny. Now get in the car. Let go of me, you big lout. Shut up and get

in the car.

Oh, hey.

Just want to go with you.

That's right, we want to go with him. Oh, really? He's cute.

Get in the car.

Take it easy. Is this your car?

I assure you I'm fine.

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Get out of the car.

Hey, hey.

What are you doing? Doodle doodle.

Get out of that car.

Hey, hey. Get out of that car.

I'm Bonnie. Pleased to meet you.

Stop it or I'll shut it down.

What are you doing? What a car.

I wish I had one of these when it mattered.

When it mattered?

When was that?

Oh, long story, Johnny.

It is all right if I call you Johnny, but, I mean, we haven't exactly been

formally introduced or nothing.

And I wanted to thank you for saving me from that pompous old windback back

there. You're welcome.

Well, that was worth waiting for.

Gangster movie?

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing, Heather.

Something popped in my head.

Theme from a gangster movie.

You must be a mind reader or something, because I'm a writer on a movie. A

gangster movie.

Really?

What's it about?

Do you ever hear of Bonnie and Clyde?

They already did that one.

You're kidding.

Haven't you ever seen the original?

No.

Can I drive now?

Okay.

If they try to act like citizens and rent them a nice flat, about third night

they're invited to fight by a sub-gun's rat-a-tat-tat.

Someday they'll go down together.

They'll bury them side by side.

To you, it'll be grief.

To the law, a relief.

But it's death for Bonnie and Clyde.

Negative, ain't it?

Well, it's good and all.

Oh, really? You ought to send that to a newspaper.

Clyde, I want to see my mama one last time.

Sure, baby.

I don't see why not.

Hey, it's just a movie.

I know, I know.

It's just so sad, don't you think?

Yeah, it was kind of a tragedy.

And that ending, that was cutting a little close to the bone, if you know

what I mean.

I know what I mean.

Are you all right?

I feel a little warm. I better go.

I'll get it right. No, no, no, it's all right. I'll just, I'll get a cab. That's

fine.

Bye, Johnny.

Wow, what a nightmare.

I told you not to mix it with alcohol.

I didn't.

But then it was the excitement.

Too much adrenaline counteracts the serum.

If you hadn't run away from me like that, none of this would have happened.

Take it down a peg, will you?

Maybe all I needed was a man.

Maybe I got that right here.

Can't you see that my mind is the more important thing?

Like what?

Step this way, gentlemen.

There's someone I want you to meet.

Bonnie Parker?

Say hello to John Dillinger and Al Capone.

Oh, my, my, my, ain't we a sight.

Heard some awful big stories about you gentlemen, John.

Are they true?

That's something you'll never know.

What's with the high hat?

When you and Clyde got shot down, John here came out and called you kill-crazy

punks and clodhoppers.

He said you gave decent bank robbers a bad name.

We are not here to fight amongst ourselves.

Why are we here? We are here to rewrite history.

to claim what is rightfully ours, to turn the tables on the monumental

treachery of our common enemy, my father, John Edgar

Hoover.

Father?

The way I heard it, he wasn't big on women.

All right, so he liked their clothes.

But he impregnated his assistant, my mother, then sent her away to look after

the Ice House, his personal trophy case.

Never acknowledged her or me again.

And the lies he sold America.

You mean like Dillinger was shot down at the Biograph Theater and Capone died

of... All right.

You're saying we've been on ice the whole time.

Right next door.

And I've spent my whole life studying, researching, laboring in the dark.

I get the picture now.

We're going to take over Iraq just like old times.

All right, now, who's running things in the city? It's chaos.

The Chinese, Russians, Colombians.

But a man named Ferillo controls the Italian family.

Vinnie Ferillo? I used to have a driver named Ferillo, and he had a kid named

Benny.

You don't suppose...

Gee, Frank, we're shocked to see you here. What took you so long? Hey,

Charlie, how's it going?

A couple of Vinnie Ferula's boys.

Thanks, I already know that.

Drug deal gone bad.

Had to be the Colombians.

No, it doesn't. This city offers equal criminal opportunity to everybody, even

Americans.

Carlos Montecruz is trying to take over the drug traffic in this town. You know

it, I know it, and Vinnie Farillo knows it.

This is a police matter, Frank.

Yeah, so?

So stay out of it. Let me do my job.

I've always had a pretty good relationship with Farillo.

Even better than Charlie.

Besides, son, I want to see if you can get one of those feelings of yours, you

know, about whether or not Farillo's going after the Colombians.

Yeah.

You know I'd do anything for you.

It's just, well... I hope you know what you're doing.

You sound just like your mother.

We're closed.

Anthony, it's okay.

Hey, Vanny.

Longo tempo que non ci vediamo, huh?

Come va?

Va bene.

Sit. Mangiare. Mangiare. Frank.

Well,

we haven't got time to mangiare, but...

This is really kind of a business call.

You should never be too busy at Eve, Frank.

Hey, Johnny, I hear great things about you, kid. A big, famous musician now.

Just lucky to have a job.

And he's modest, too. He definitely doesn't get that from you, Frank.

Hey.

So what can I do for you?

Well, Danny, it's no secret that a couple of your boys went down on the

street.

How is that a concern of yours, Frank?

Well, I was hoping we'd be able to help bring those guys, the ones who did it,

to justice.

You're not even a cop anymore.

And you should tell your boy here it isn't polite to fear.

Sorry, I was just a little awestruck. That's all.

I'm an awesome guy.

Tell your cop buddies those two goombas were on their own time. It ends right

there.

They'll be happy to hear that.

Excuse me.

Well, we hate to not eat and run.

Excuse me.

I think Pharrell's telling the truth.

He's not going out to the club yet.

I don't know about the other guy.

What about the other guy? Did you get anything from him?

Gangster moves. Twice in two days.

Running boards.

Tommy guns. People dying. Did you see the way Benny reacted to him? And did

you get a good look at him?

I mean, I swear to you, son, he's a spitting image of Al Capone.

Yeah.

Capone's been dead for 50 years. Oh, I know that. I know. And death's one of

those things you can count on for sure, right?

I mean, it is, isn't it?

Who got your father's ugly mug?

My dad?

Ah, you're not dead, Vinnie.

But give it time.

We have to talk.

Capital to capital.

I don't like this joint.

It's locked up tighter than Fort Knox.

Maybe Mr. Famous Bank Robber wants to warm up with a mom-and-pop store.

I'm saying we should play it smart.

Do our homework.

Don't want to be walking into no hornet's nest.

Mike Clyde would have had you for lunch.

Then why don't you go get him to back you up?

Hello. Hey there, sugar pie.

Had a bit of car trouble. Can you pick me up at the corner of 1st and Union?

Sure, sure.

We have to talk anyway.

You're a peach.

Ten minutes, okay? Kind of a tight schedule.

time, too.

Quick laugh, baby doll. Bit of a hurry.

Something on your mind, sugar?

No, yours.

You been working on that movie script again?

Why?

I keep getting these.

Gangsta movie flashes, but this time they're in color and near the lead.

You know, Johnny, you're the right guy.

Maybe it's time I told you the whole truth.

I'm right there.

Bonnie, you okay?

Oh, dear, do come in.

Can I get you anything, dear?

Hi, movie.

Freda, I'm sick again.

What have you done to her?

I just picked her up at the bank.

The bank?

All right, Bonnie.

I need Samantha Drum out of here.

Then you might not be leaving at all.

You'll be good as new in a minute.

Oh, this one's your fault, Hoovy. I didn't have a sip.

I told you to keep a lid on your emotions.

So you mean I can't even have a little fun?

Maybe a little too much.

Mouth out, lover boy.

Hey, he's more a man than you'll ever be.

He's the one who helped me with the bank job when Pigeon here flew the coop.

Yeah?

Well, I don't trust them. That makes two of us.

I'd appreciate it if you put that gun away.

Do as the kid says. Put the piece away.

I saw him earlier with Vinnie Ferrello.

He's connected, right, kid?

Not like you, Mr. Capone.

How about that?

Smarter than he looks.

Legend had it that John Dillinger was a gentleman.

He just woke up cranky.

You know, I could use a kid like you.

I appreciate it, Albert. Did I mention that it would be a mistake to turn me

down? I wouldn't dream of it. If you think I'm going to cut him in on the big

job... Kid, why don't you wait outside?

Bonnie, why don't you work in company?

I can live with Dad.

You got such a mouth on you.

What's this big job they're talking about?

Oh, don't you even worry about it.

I got this. You take care of that.

End of the line, boys.

There ain't no reason for this. We got the money.

Hey, you were bragging before about how you never even fired a shot.

I said almost never.

But these guys have families, kids. Ain't that right, fellas?

Two kids, Mary and Steve.

They're adorable.

Blame Miss Bonnie.

Never figured you for such a homebody.

That's far enough.

What the?

Drop the gun.

Maybe you didn't understand.

Shoot him!

Shoot him?

I want to take him home.

Get back!

Look.

Let's get out of here.

My, my, my.

Easy. Come on. It's not possible.

Get up.

Wow. There must be millions here.

Never mind that. How did that cape... Creep, get on to us. You've got to

remember, they've got things now that we never even dreamed about. They've got

those television thing and those jet aeroplanes, and they've got bulletproof

flying vests.

Yeah, maybe they've got some newfangled way of keeping tabs on jokers like us.

Or maybe they did it the old-fashioned way. Someone tipped them off.

What are you talking about? It's just the three of us that know about this.

Are you sure about that?

Anything cool?

I don't do that.

You know, gangster you.

Why didn't you tell me that you were going into the bank and visit, man? It

was so strange.

Makes the Twilight Zone look like Sesame Street.

I bet.

Well, Lieutenant Dan called a few minutes ago and he's on his way down

here. Do me a favor. Buy me some time. All right.

Time's up.

Sorry, Johnny. You're under arrest for bank robbery.

You guys have blown a cork. Then you won't mind if we head on down to the

club and have a talk with Mr. Wonderful.

Huh? No. Fine.

Drive on. I think that we ought to go stag to this dance.

Johnny, don't say another word. I'll get a lawyer down there before they can even

process you. That's a good idea. Your car was ID'd during a bank job.

Yeah, well, just tell him. You weren't driving it. It was stolen, right?

I was driving.

Charlie, you didn't hear that. Let's get you downtown and talk to a lawyer before

you say anything else, all right? That's good advice. Listen to him.

Just, I'll take care of everything, son. Don't worry.

Go downtown with Charlie.

He isn't going anywhere.

We'll take it from here, Lieutenant.

Who the hell are you?

Justice Department.

This case is under our jurisdiction.

Go ahead. You better go with them.

And not just any cops.

Those are G-men.

Mr. Domino, for many years now, we've been charged with one responsibility.

The care and maintenance of certain occupants of a certain room. We believe

you know which one we mean.

One is a certain brunette lady we believe you have met. The other two

are... Dillinger and Capone.

You know?

He knows.

I know, and I want no part of it.

Too bad.

Because you are a party.

You see, up until now, those occupants have been no trouble.

No trouble at all. Which is just the way it is.

So it is our mutual objective, yours and ours, that those occupants be returned

to that room and restored to their original state.

Which is where you come in.

I don't want in. I want out.

Mr. Domino, we are apparently not making one thing very clear.

We are the only thing standing between you and 10 and 20 for armed robber.

Wait a minute.

I got a feeling, and the feeling is that you guys know I was ambushed by some

sort of government experiment gone bad.

Right?

Right?

Does the phrase, shot while trying to escape, mean anything to you?

You have my undivided attention.

Here is what your government wants you to do.

Hi.

By yourself.

How'd you get in here?

Well, I know a thing or two about monks.

Really?

So, how'd your big job go?

It was the strangest thing. Some guy in a cape flew in, almost spoiled the whole

party.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

John and Al went looking for you, thought maybe you put that flyboy onto

it. How could I?

I don't know anything.

That's what I kept telling them.

You know, I never known anybody like you before.

It may be if I had met you sooner.

Hey, get away from her. Can't you see we're busy here?

What did you tell the bank?

What bank?

The pitch. Why didn't they tell you?

Johnny? Why didn't they take you in?

They had you cold on that bench. They know all about you. And they want me to

be the man on the inside. Tell them everything you guys are doing.

I told you he was trouble.

What do you want me to do, Al? Lie?

What did you tell them?

I said I would cooperate.

Which means I can tell them anything we want them to hear.

If you smell a liar from a mile away, I'll begin to like you.

Yeah.

Well, I still don't trust him for spit.

Let me have a talk with my friend.

I got a bad feeling here, Al.

First we use him, then we kill him.

Yo, you have a message from Vinnie Furillo.

Mr. Furillo wants to put an end to the rivalry between the families.

Well, then tell him to get the hell out of town.

You understand you have a large shipment of dope coming in, and he wants to buy

it all as a peace offering.

Since when are the Furillos into dope, huh?

Those two clowns just the other day were working on their own.

I can't second guess, Mr. Furillo.

I'm just here to deliver a message.

Capisce? Okay, messenger boy.

You tell the pizza man if he wants the deal, he's gonna have to pay tribute.

A million bucks up front, and then we do business.

Now get out of here. I'm very busy.

Yeah, you did good, Johnny. You did real good.

So?

So the Colombian wants a million before he'll even deal.

That's ridiculous.

You're being short-sighted, Doc. We draw him in, we set him up, and then we take

him down.

I mean, just controlling his end of the drug market is worth millions.

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put my foot down on this one.

Come again with that, Doc? You seem to have lost grasp of the big picture.

These grand designs of yours have lost sight of the fact that I am in charge

here. I got your legacy right here, Doc.

No! No!

No! No!

No!

And just for the record, Mr. Carrillo, your boys died real good.

You saw to it personally.

Don't push your luck, kid.

You have something for Señor Montecruz?

Yes, Mr. Vesenden.

We're sincere.

And here's a bonus.

Not only convince him that we're serious.

Now you get out.

Get out of here.

It's me, Bonnie.

Open the door.

Oh, Johnny.

Things are going downhill fast.

They're coming after you. I just know it.

Oh, Johnny, get out.

It's too late for that. But you don't know these guys. Oh, Johnny, if anything

happened to you, I'd just die.

I mean...

Again. Freeze, Domino. Step away from the girl.

Doesn't anybody knock anymore?

Bonnie Parker, you're under arrest.

Get your hands off me, you big kalooka. That's not the deal. Deal? What deal?

The doc's dead. We've got two dead Colombians in a parking garage and two

armored car guards babbling about John Dillinger and Al Capone.

She's the reason those guards are alive. Without her...

You won't get the others. There's a big drug deal going on between the Ferrillos

and the Columbians. I don't know where or when yet.

You guys can have it all.

But she's the key.

Back off, kid. We don't need you anymore.

That's where you're wrong.

I've contacted my lawyer. Name, date, the whole thing.

Anything happens to her or me, it'll be Hoover's deep freeze on the next Oprah.

You're bluffing. Try me.

Let her go.

Anything goes wrong, Domino.

Yeah, I know.

You've got the money.

But they killed Gerald and Chacon.

I can't say that I blame them.

As a matter of fact, I would have done the same thing.

So let them bring their money to the warehouse.

One thing's for sure.

There won't be any Italians leaving there alive.

Done deal.

Good. No one thinks for sure.

Won't be any Colombians leaving there alive.

And if that flying flashlight shows up again, I got a little surprise for him.

The latest thing.

Let's see him bounce this off his chest.

Figure they've got a few surprises for us down here.

Not as many as we've got for them.

You sure you're ready for this, old man?

I was born ready, kid.

Good.

Let's get it on.

Let's have the money.

I never thought I'd say this, but it's been a pleasure doing business with you.

They're behind us.

Get them!

Wanna flip for it?

You set us up, Bonnie.

Wrong, I did.

Cutting it a bit close, don't you think?

I think he will learn.

Sorry, pal.

You lose.

Time to take out.

have to get me one of them flying suits.

Sorry.

One of a kind.

Well, I guess the party's over.

Because I can't live without the serum and I sure can't go back there.

There's a surprise for you at Johnny's loft.

Yeah, my hope.

Lifetime supply of Hoover aid.

You mean it?

Green and color.

Johnny managed to do that for me.

You know, we'd have made a hell of a team, me and Johnny.

Would you give him a message for me?

Sure.

Be around, sport.

We'll be right back after these messages.

I am warning you, don't ever fall asleep.

Not bad, Johnny.

But where's Bonnie?

Gone. What do you mean, gone? I mean...

Gone. Vanished.

Disappeared into the night.

Never to be heard from again.

You better hope so.

Look at it this way. You boys got what you started with.

Reclaim the guard for the rest of your lives.

Or, until we leave, whichever mercifully comes first.

Jen, that's $2,147,000.

Next time, I brought your boys fresh milk and cookies.

Certainly it's quiet ever since... since Hoover went away. I'm sure he's gone

to a good place.

Well, good night, boys.

Good night, ma'am.