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Did you hear that? No. Not my feeling
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that you scream the boom.
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Heat. Heat.
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Find the plants.
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>> Oh, R2, D2, you dingdong. Who was that
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girl? I knew you were seeing someone.
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Why do you keep these things from me? Oh
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no, they're coming this way. You mean
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the escape pod? Lift you into it. Oh,
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you lazy trash can. You're going to tell
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me who that woman was.
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>> Where are the plants?
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>> Plans? There's no plans on this ship.
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>> Find the plants.
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Everyone, set up for stunt.
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>> What do you think? She'd look like
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Padme. Who's Padme? What do you mean?
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You'll tell me later.
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>> Are you sure this is safe? What do you
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mean you're listening to a podcast?
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Darth Vader, only you could be so bold.
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The Senate's not going to sit still for
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this freaking crap.
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>> You're a part of the Rebel Alliance.
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>> I don't know what you're talking about.
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I'm on a mission to Aldderon
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diplomatically.
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>> Take her out.
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>> I don't think we should take her. She's
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a princess. People aren't going to be
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happy.
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>> Don't make me replace her with you. I
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would much prefer to stay.
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>> Sir, there's no plans on this ship and
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no transmissions either.
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>> Let the force be with you.
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>> Let's do your job.
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>> Yes, sir.
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>> You, too.
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>> Would you roll, please? What's that?
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I swear, Otto, if anyone else could
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understand you, you'd be canceled in an
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hour.
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Well, why would we go that way? It looks
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exactly the same this way. Oh, yes. I
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understand that you could make that same
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argument in my side. Fine. You go that
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way. I'll go this way. Let's see if we
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both end up in the exact same place. I
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bet we won't.
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Oh,
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R2.
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Oh,
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R2.
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Oh, that silly little R2 unit. I'm sure
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I'm fairing much better than he is right
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now. Oh, hey, a ship. Hello. It's me.
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I'm a poor little robot and I need help.
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I'll come to you.
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HERE
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we go.
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Moo.
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R2D2,
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it is you. Now, I meant to tell you
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before we walked away from each other.
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>> You little jerk.
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>> Look, sir. Droids.
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>> We stopped.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going.
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>> Tell your uncle we need a droid that can
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speak a lot of languages.
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>> We don't have much of a choice. But
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>> Chinese,
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>> I'll tell Uncle Owen.
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>> Yeah, that one's ugly. I'll take it.
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>> No.
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>> No.
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What are you? Are you a protocol droid?
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>> Oh, yes, sir. That's exactly what I
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need.
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>> Well, I don't need a protocol droid. I
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need evaporator.
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>> Well, you're in luck. My first
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girlfriend was evaporator.
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>> All right. Well, can you speak Chinese?
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>> Yes, sir.
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>> You got any more?
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>> Mina.
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>> Ah, that's great. Well, what else can
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you do?
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>> Oh, well, I can dance.
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>> Huh? Show me.
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>> Wow, those hips sure can move. I'll take
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them. Luke, grab that one and this one
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and get them cleaned up before supper.
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>> I was going to go down to Tashi station
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and get them power converters.
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>> You have to play with your friends
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later. I don't want to hear another
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word. Take them up and get them cleaned
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up before supper.
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>> Come on. Oh,
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>> yeah. I'll I'll pay you.
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>> I am C3PO.
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>> Uncle Owen,
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>> what?
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>> This droid is broken.
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>> Oh, are you trying to rip me off? Sell
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me something bad. Sir, if I may, every
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other droid here is good, but that one
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on the end is a stinky bad little boy.
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>> All right, I'll take that one.
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>> Dang.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Grab the blue one. Get Put that hunk of
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junk back. Throw the droid in the oil
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bath.
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>> An oily bath.
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>> Well, Otto, I hope you're happy. I
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finally found a new family, and you've
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come along to steal their love.
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>> Oh, yeah.
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Yeah,
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>> man. I'm never getting out of this
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place.
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>> Getting out of here? Why would you ever
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want to leave?
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>> Man, this R2 unit's really dirty. You
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guys have seen a lot of action. He's got
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a lot of space dust.
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>> It's a miracle we're still in one piece.
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We've been through a lot together. Many
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different shows and movies with the
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Rebellion even. What? You know about the
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Rebellion?
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>> Oh, yes, sir. I wish we didn't, but we
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do. No, you got to tell me about it.
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Okay. Oh,
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yeah. That's nice. Yes, we we know all
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about the rebellion. We've seen lots of
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battles. Space battles.
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>> This R2 unit's got something jammed in
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here real good.
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>> Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only
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freaking hope.
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>> Who's she?
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>> What do you mean? What? Who is he
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talking about? The girl. The girl coming
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out of your face, you rolling dumpster.
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>> Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only
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freaking help.
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>> Crap. Crap. Crap.
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>> She looks like she needs help. Help me,
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Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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>> You're my only hope.
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>> Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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>> You're my only freaking help.
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>> You know, it's funny. I was just
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thinking she kind of looks like you,
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sir.
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>> Where's the rest of the message?
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>> He says the parental locks are stopping
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him from accessing it. He's already
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reached his full amount of screen time.
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>> I can fix those.
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>> Hey, he turned it off. Turn it back on.
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>> What do you mean turn what back on?
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You dingdong.
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Camp's calling
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who?
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>> You know, I think that R2 unit's stolen.
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It's got a message from a princess.
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Sounds like she needs help.
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>> Oh,
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easy, Luke.
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>> She also is an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Do you
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think she means old Ben Kenobi?
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>> Luke, that's the stupidest thing I've
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ever heard. Oh, to totally different.
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>> You need to go just race those droids
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now.
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>> Hey, I've been thinking I want to join
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the academy.
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>> Oh, that's sweet.
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>> Yeah, flying in space.
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>> Well, you're going to have to do it
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after this season.
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>> That's what you said last season after
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Bigs left.
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>> I'm sorry. I need you. Okay, it's the
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most important time. I can't have you
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gone. I'm sorry.
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>> I'm going to be stuck here forever.
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>> I I don't know what to tell you, Luke. I
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can't do it without you. You're going to
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have to wait for the war crimes. All
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right. This is so unfair.
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>> Luke, where you going? You haven't drank
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all your blue paint milk.
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>> Looks like I'm going nowhere.
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>> Oh, and you can't gaslight him forever.
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There's too much of his dad in him.
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>> I'm afraid that's the problem.
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Oh my
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>> Ripio.
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>> Oh, Master Luke, I'm sorry. This isn't
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mine. It's R2's. He's a little creep.
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>> What are you doing back there?
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>> Please don't deactivate me. I was just,
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you know, minding my own business and R2
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left. He was babbling on about his
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mission.
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>> No.
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>> Oh, Master Luke, are you gone?
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>> R2. R2D2,
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where are you? COME BACK HERE, you
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little piggies.
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>> I don't see him. We're going to have to
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search for him tomorrow.
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>> Why? I get scared of the dark. Oh,
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>> R2D2. We have to talk about that
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magazine you gave me, right, Master
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Luke?
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>> Where have you been?
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>> Oh,
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it seems there are some creatures
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approaching from the south.
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>> Oh, no. Sand people.
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>> Sand? Oh, I hate sand. It's coarse and
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irritating, and it
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it gets everywhere.
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Yep. Definitely sand people.
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>> Whoa. You know, you keep saying that,
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Master Luke. Is Is that the That's the
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That's the cool way to say it or
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>> I see a few of them over there.
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Uh-huh.
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Hello there.
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Don't be afraid, my little friend. I
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need to resuscitate him.
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>> It worked.
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>> Old then?
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>> That's me.
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>> These droids are looking for Obi-Wan
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Kenobi. Do you know him?
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>> Oh my gosh. Well, quite frankly, that's
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my stage name. I haven't used it in
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quite a while. It's been a while since I
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performed, but wow. They're looking for
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me.
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Well, we should probably get out of
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here. Come back to my place.
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So, I was thinking
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>> No, you go.
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>> You go.
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>> Well, I'll go.
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>> So, you knew my father?
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>> He was the best Jedi I've ever worked
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with. A true anomaly of a human. And I I
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I have something for you. Ah, there it
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is. His lightsaber.
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>> Lights sword. Lightsaber.
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Less clunky than a blaster. Its
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precision is precise. A great tool for
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any Jedi. Of course, you will have to
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learn the Force to use it properly.
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>> Wow. How'd my father die? He's dead. Oh.
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Oh, this is this is wonderful news.
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We're saved. This is great.
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>> Uh oh. You don't know yet.
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>> Never mind.
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>> Yes. Yes. It all sounds very sad. Shall
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we play the message from R2?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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General Kenobi, you used to work for my
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dad. Now he's begging you to literally
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please help him attack the Empire.
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Anyway, I put some plans inside of
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R2-D2. You have to get the plans out of
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R2-D2, and my dad will know how to do
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that. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my
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only freaking hope.
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Crap. Crap.
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>> I guess I'm the only hope, but I'm old
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and frail. I need you to come with me to
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Aldderon.
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>> I can't.
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>> Why?
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>> Cuz I got to get back to farming.
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>> Who do I need to talk to to get you out
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of that?
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>> Oh, my uncle Owen. Let's go.
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>> Oh, the quite handsome man.
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>> The Rebel Alliance is better equipped
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than we realize, and they pose a very
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serious threat
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>> to you. Maybe with your tiny little baby
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ships, but this battle station can
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withstand anything. If the rebellion
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continues against the port in the
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Imperial Senate,
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>> the Imperial Senate has been dissolved
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immediately. The Emperor sent them all
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home like little babies to their
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mummies. The last remnants of the Old
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Republic will soon be swept away. Here
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we go. You've got I've got Hold on. Let
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me back up. I'm out. I'm good. Can I get
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>> that is impossible?
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>> Your face is impossible.
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>> How are they able to maintain control
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without the bureaucracy? The regional
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governors shall have pure autonomy to be
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in control. However,
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fear will keep them in line.
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>> But what of
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>> via of this battle station?
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>> But what of the rebellion? If they find
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out about the tiny hole, then shoot it
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with a gun. They'll blow us all up.
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We'll die.
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>> Tiny hole.
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>> They won't find such a tiny hole. It's
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really small.
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>> And we almost had the plans, too.
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Besides, if the rebels try to attack
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this battle station, it'll be like a fly
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hitting the windshield of my TIE
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fighter. This is the ultimate power in
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the universe.
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>> But the Force is cool.
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>> The Force is nothing but small little
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baby medic.
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>> Your lack of faith is disturbing.
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>> Enough of this, Lord Vader. Release him.
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This bickering is pointless. Once Vader
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has secured the plans, then the last of
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the Republic shall be squashed like
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little ants under my shoe.
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>> Looks like the sand people did this.
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>> No, that's what they want you to think.
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It's not the sand people. It's too
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precise. It's Imperial soldiers.
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Well, if the soldiers tracked the droids
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here, then they would track them home.
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>> Luke, no. It's too dangerous.
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Careful.
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Don't look. No,
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>> Uncle Owen.
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A Peru.
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Do you know a girls do back flips.
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>> I'll never tell.
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>> Destroyer will make you spill the beans.
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There's nothing you could have done,
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Luke. Had you been there, you'd have
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died, too.
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>> Now, I'm going to Aldron with you.
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>> Really?
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>> I have nothing else to do.
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>> Well, this is great news. I not the the
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death, of course. It's very sad, but
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great news. You're going to become a
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Jedi.
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Okay, let us go.
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Los Angeles, a place of debauchery.
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Oh, Mos Icely, a place of scum and
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villain. We need to be careful.
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>> Did you hear that, R2? We have to be
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careful.
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>> Do you think he'll be all right?
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>> Are these your droids?
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>> No.
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>> Let me see your identification.
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>> You don't need to see our
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identification.
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>> I don't need to see your identification.
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These aren't the droids you're looking
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for.
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>> These are not the droids I'm looking
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for.
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>> I am handsome.
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>> You are handsome.
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>> I'm proud of you, son.
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>> I'm proud of you, son.
385
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>> Oh, this feels so good here.
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>> Move along.
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>> Move along.
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How did you even do that back there?
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>> I read it in a book, How to Win Friends
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and Influence People. It's actually on
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the Emperor's Top 20, right below Holes.
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Hey, Right.
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>> No AI. No AI.
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>> Maybe he's right.
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>> I think you should go wait outside.
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>> Okay, sir.
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>> Uh, can I get a blue juice?
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>> Hey,
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he doesn't like you.
400
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>> Sorry.
401
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,240
>> I don't like you either. I'm a wanted
402
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man, bro. They're looking for me in
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every galaxy.
404
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>> I'll be careful next time.
405
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>> You'll be dead.
406
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>> Trust me, you don't want anything with
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this little one. Come, let me get you
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something.
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>> In the name of Mad, his son, and the
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holy force.
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>> Whoopsies.
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>> Come, Luke.
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>> Is there protocol for a broken blaster?
414
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Stormtroopers are powerless to a locked
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door, Archer.
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>> All right, let's check this door.
417
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>> Son, it's locked. Move on to the next
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one.
419
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>> Oh, I'm just sure Master Luke and
420
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Obi-Wan are in there talking about us
421
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right now. I'm having such FOMO. This is
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all your fault.
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Han Solo, captain of the Millennium
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Falcon. Chewy here says you need a trip
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to the Aldderan system.
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>> What can you do for us?
427
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>> Depends. What's your cargo?
428
00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:19,200
>> Uh, old war criminal and underage boy
429
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and some spyware.
430
00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:24,640
>> Well, that's going to cost you cuz
431
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,679
that's pretty sketchy.
432
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>> How much?
433
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,760
>> I don't know. Maybe 10,000 up front.
434
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>> 10,000? Then I can buy a new T16 for
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10,000.
436
00:21:32,159 --> 00:21:33,840
>> You going to drive the T-16 all the way
437
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to all around?
438
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:35,840
>> Yeah, I'm going to pilot it.
439
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,280
>> Wait, wait, wait. We will give you the
440
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,520
2,000 up front and then the remaining of
441
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the the 10, we will we will give the 15.
442
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We'll give you 15 more when we reach
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out.
444
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>> 17, huh?
445
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>> Yeah.
446
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,960
>> Okay, you got yourself a deal.
447
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:49,600
>> Wonderful.
448
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,840
>> All right, docking bay 94.
449
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>> 94.
450
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>> Looks like somebody's taking an interest
451
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in your glow stick.
452
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>> All right, we'll go check it out.
453
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,240
Okay, thank you.
454
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,159
>> Luke, can you believe he wanted a 22%
455
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:11,640
tip for that?
456
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,679
>> Greedo,
457
00:22:19,679 --> 00:22:23,240
good to see you.
458
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,039
>> I shot first.
459
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,240
Why you won't talk to me? H
460
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,880
>> I've got an idea. What if you blow up
461
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,840
our home planet, Aldderon?
462
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,840
>> What a hunk of junk. Hey,
463
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,919
that's no way to talk to a lady now.
464
00:22:59,919 --> 00:23:01,600
Let's get in here. We're in a hurry.
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Chewy, let's go.
466
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>> Weapons at the ready. Which way?
467
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>> Let's go over here.
468
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>> BLAST THEM.
469
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>> CHEWY, START IT UP. THE MARSHMALLOW
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HERE.
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CHEWY, get us out of here.
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>> What are you doing? You got legs. Let me
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sit.
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Try to hold them off. We'll make the
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calculations. The light speed. Looks
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like the Imperials really do want these
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passengers.
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Watch it, Chewy. There's two of them
479
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coming in. They're going to cut us off.
480
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>> I thought you said this honky junk could
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go fast. What's going on?
482
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>> You watch your mouth, kid.
483
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,799
>> How long until we can make the jump to
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light speed?
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>> I don't know. Give or take an hour.
486
00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:08,240
>> Come on. They're going to blow us up.
487
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,600
>> Well, IF YOU KEEP TALKING, MAYBE I'LL
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LET THEM GO STRAP IN. We're making the
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jump to light speed.
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Governor
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Tarkin.
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>> Princess Leia, how nice of you to
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arrive.
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>> I could smell your foul sense from a
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galaxy far, far away, which is here
496
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:38,240
right now.
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>> Blast it all. Well, every star system
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will fear this battle station, and you
499
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,600
are here before your execution to
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witness it.
501
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>> What are you talking about right now?
502
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>> M I see what you did there. Just for
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that, I'm going to blow up your home
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planet of Aldderon.
505
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>> No, don't blow up Aldderon. That's my
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literal home planet with all my friends
507
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and my family. And there's no weapons at
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all besides like a slingshot
509
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occasionally,
510
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>> which can take down giants, I've heard.
511
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So then name a system. any system, any
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target or system, anything that comes
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into that head that's between those two
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ridiculous looking hair pieces.
515
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,679
>> Pinky promise if I tell you where it's
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at, you're not going to blow up my
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hometown.
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>> Yes, I promise. Pinkies.
519
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>> Dantine.
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>> I'm sorry. Is that a madeup word? Is
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that a real word? Do we know where
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00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,600
Dantine is? Yes, we do. Okay, fantastic.
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Thank you, princess. We will proceed
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with the operation anyway. Fire when
525
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ready.
526
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,760
>> No. What? You broke a piggy promise.
527
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,559
>> Destroy the planet.
528
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:56,240
>> Oh, baby. You're right. Firework. Do you
529
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,760
know Katy Perry?
530
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,600
>> Yeah. I'm feeling like a plastic bag
531
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,840
right now.
532
00:26:12,159 --> 00:26:14,559
You all right? I feel a great
533
00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:17,279
disturbance in the force. I feel we're
534
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:20,080
in grave danger. Or it could could just
535
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:24,320
be the frata that I made this morning.
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00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,799
Back to your practice.
537
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:33,720
>> All right. We outran those move milkers.
538
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:39,960
Well, don't everybody thank me at once.
539
00:26:41,919 --> 00:26:43,039
>> Well, there's no reason to get upset
540
00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:44,559
about it. They allow this in tournaments
541
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:45,279
all the time.
542
00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:47,679
>> You know, it's not wise to upset a
543
00:26:47,679 --> 00:26:48,320
Wookie.
544
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,840
>> Nobody ever worries about upsetting a
545
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,400
droid.
546
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,240
>> Well, that's because droids don't hump
547
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,960
your leg if you lose.
548
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,480
>> You haven't met many droids, have you,
549
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:00,559
sir? New strategy, R2.
550
00:27:00,559 --> 00:27:04,520
>> Destroy him. Remember,
551
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,039
a Jedi can feel the Force flowing
552
00:27:09,039 --> 00:27:14,279
through him. Ow! Got my butt.
553
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,840
I suggest you try again, Luke, but this
554
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:22,679
time, let go of your consciousness.
555
00:27:22,799 --> 00:27:25,200
Follow your heart.
556
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,039
>> But I can't see anything.
557
00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:30,039
>> Exactly.
558
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,200
Come on, follow.
559
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,720
Let go of your conscious self.
560
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,279
Nice.
561
00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:54,720
>> I call it luck.
562
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,880
>> In my experience, there's no such thing
563
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,440
as luck. Coming up on Aldderon.
564
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,840
>> Sir, we checked on Dantuine. There
565
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,559
wasn't a rebel base anywhere. She lied
566
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:07,440
to us.
567
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,279
>> Liar. Liar.
568
00:28:09,279 --> 00:28:13,039
>> Pants are on fire. I've got an idea.
569
00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:16,679
Let's Terminator.
570
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,159
What is it?
571
00:28:30,159 --> 00:28:31,360
>> What's going on?
572
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,840
>> Just came out of hyperspace. Nothing's
573
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:34,480
there.
574
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,600
>> What? How?
575
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,000
>> Destroyed by the Empire.
576
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,840
>> Impossible. There's no way something
577
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,320
could destroy a whole planet.
578
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,520
>> Okay. What's that?
579
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,120
>> Looks like a little lonely TIE fighter.
580
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,720
>> What's it doing way out here?
581
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,240
>> Tie Fighter. That's how I couldn't get
582
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,600
to space by itself.
583
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,480
>> Not unless it was heading to something.
584
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,159
What's that? A gas station?
585
00:28:54,159 --> 00:28:56,000
>> No, it's too clean.
586
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,640
>> That's no gas station.
587
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,240
>> We've got a bad feeling about this.
588
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,000
>> You said it, Chewy. Take us a little
589
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,799
closer, Chewy.
590
00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:07,679
>> I I I I I think we should turn around. I
591
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:08,880
>> think you're right. Chewy, turn us
592
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,240
around.
593
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,600
>> Chewy. Chewy. I said turn us around.
594
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,799
>> Well, we're not going to go down without
595
00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:16,880
a fight, that's for sure.
596
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,480
>> You're apt to fight. I mean, we we could
597
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,200
we could dance our way out of it. dance,
598
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,799
huh?
599
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:25,039
Chewy, I think we know just the song,
600
00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:28,279
don't we?
601
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,679
>> Dancing through the night at the origin
602
00:29:33,679 --> 00:29:38,279
tree. You got me going.
603
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,960
>> Close all outboard shields. Close all
604
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,919
outboard shields.
605
00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:55,200
>> 6 7 report to control.
606
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,640
>> Is anybody on board?
607
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,799
>> No, sir. There's nobody on board.
608
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:01,799
>> Okay.
609
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:07,000
>> Nothing. Let's hit the gym.
610
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,880
>> Well, Chewy and I always use this
611
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,720
cardboard to hide and smuggle stuff. We
612
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,240
just never thought it would be us.
613
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,840
The ship's all yours. If you see
614
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,279
anything on scanner, report it
615
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:22,080
immediately.
616
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,399
>> Roger that.
617
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,039
>> Hey down there, can you come up here and
618
00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:32,000
give us a hand?
619
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,120
>> Affirmative. Let's go.
620
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,640
>> Man, these helmets are terrible.
621
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:49,000
TK421, why are you at your post?
622
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,360
>> TK421.
623
00:30:56,159 --> 00:30:59,720
Guess that transmitter.
624
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:09,080
>> Oh my. So violent.
625
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,279
>> Guys, we're being too loud. They're
626
00:31:11,279 --> 00:31:12,880
going to come get us.
627
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,120
>> Well, bring him on. I prefer a straight
628
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,039
fight in all this sneaking rude.
629
00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:19,440
>> Oh, sir. Sir, R2 found a port.
630
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,799
>> Plug him in. He can connect to the
631
00:31:20,799 --> 00:31:24,679
entire Imperial network.
632
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,360
>> Good news. He found how to shut down the
633
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,799
tractor beam, as well as something
634
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:31,440
called Lord Vader's disco ball protocol.
635
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,559
>> No way.
636
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:33,840
>> If you want to shut down the tractor
637
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,279
beam, take a left, take a left, take a
638
00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:36,559
left, take a right, take a right, take a
639
00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:37,840
left, take a left, take a right, and
640
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,200
then a left, and then a right and a
641
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,880
left, and a right and a left. Take two
642
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,799
more lefts, one right, then back up and
643
00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:44,720
do it all again reversed. But on the
644
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,840
second time, do it backwards.
645
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,799
>> Chewy and I will stay here.
646
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:53,360
>> Nose goes.
647
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,039
>> I'll do it.
648
00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:56,159
>> I'll go I'll go with you.
649
00:31:56,159 --> 00:31:58,640
>> No, no, no, no. You can't. You can't.
650
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,080
You can't. This is something I have to
651
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,279
do alone.
652
00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:04,559
>> This is a part of my destiny, I believe.
653
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:06,880
>> Are you sure?
654
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,679
>> I'm sure.
655
00:32:09,679 --> 00:32:11,519
Well, I love you.
656
00:32:11,519 --> 00:32:12,720
>> Uh, what's that?
657
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,399
>> I I I said uh the force will be uh we'll
658
00:32:16,399 --> 00:32:18,320
be with you always. Stupid. Stupid. Why
659
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,840
did you say that? Well, we want Don't
660
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,000
say that.
661
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,919
>> Where'd you dig up that big bag of bones
662
00:32:27,919 --> 00:32:28,399
anywhere?
663
00:32:28,399 --> 00:32:29,760
>> Come on. He said he loved me.
664
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,919
>> Sir, R2 says he found the princess as
665
00:32:31,919 --> 00:32:33,919
well as a file titled another bigger
666
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:35,600
death star in case anything happens to
667
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,799
this one. PDF.
668
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:38,320
>> The princess? She's here.
669
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,760
>> Yes, sir. And she's scheduled for
670
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,840
termination. I didn't even know she
671
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:42,799
worked here.
672
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:44,000
>> We got to go rescue her.
673
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:44,799
>> Rescue her?
674
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:48,679
>> Well, you know who she is.
675
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,039
>> I hear she's got a lot of gold.
676
00:32:51,039 --> 00:32:53,840
>> H All right.
677
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,399
What's your plan?
678
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,279
That's my plan.
679
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:04,080
>> All right, Chewy. Don't smell anything.
680
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,240
What is it? Just leave it alone. Let it
681
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,480
roll.
682
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,080
Nothing to see. Just taking the
683
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,240
prisoner. Hey buddy, how you been? No,
684
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,200
just Hey guys. Hey.
685
00:33:18,159 --> 00:33:20,960
Hey guys. How you doing? Hey. Hey.
686
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,760
Salute. Salute. Anybody?
687
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,399
Don't make them like they used to.
688
00:33:26,399 --> 00:33:29,440
>> It's on that button.
689
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,279
>> Hello. Good morning, everyone. That door
690
00:33:31,279 --> 00:33:32,720
is just like a Tesla, huh? You got to
691
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,080
find the handle.
692
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,279
>> And where are you taking this?
693
00:33:37,279 --> 00:33:40,240
Cutie little labberoodle hyperallergenic
694
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,399
ball of joy.
695
00:33:42,399 --> 00:33:44,159
>> I wasn't notified.
696
00:33:44,159 --> 00:33:45,840
>> Oh, there's no need for that. Uh, we
697
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,440
were notified, so now we're notifying
698
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,399
you. Um, IF YOU
699
00:33:50,399 --> 00:33:53,960
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
700
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:59,000
OKAY, that's Yeah.
701
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,159
>> Hey, what's going on in there?
702
00:34:04,159 --> 00:34:05,200
Hello,
703
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,840
>> this is John speaking. Everything okay?
704
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,679
>> Everything is fine up here. Uh, you have
705
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:13,760
a nice uh lovely aroma of roasted coffee
706
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,760
going on. It's It's lovely. But don't
707
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,399
come up. We'll bring it down.
708
00:34:18,399 --> 00:34:20,480
>> Wait a minute. Is this Carl?
709
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,919
>> It is. It's just me playing with you
710
00:34:21,919 --> 00:34:23,520
again, Don.
711
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,119
>> Oh, Carl, am I glad to be talking to
712
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:26,879
you. I've had a rough day, man.
713
00:34:26,879 --> 00:34:27,520
>> Really?
714
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,520
>> Yeah. I mean, my brother got shot this
715
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,800
morning by a Wookie.
716
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,480
Yeah, it's been it's been hard,
717
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,679
honestly. I mean, it's really tough
718
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:37,040
spot.
719
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:37,520
>> Oh,
720
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,200
>> yeah. Hey, what are you guys doing up
721
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,040
there? I'm I'm kind of stuck in this box
722
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,720
here by myself. I was, you know, I'd
723
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:43,679
love some company.
724
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:44,800
>> Okay, cool. We'll see you later.
725
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,679
>> That'd be nice.
726
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:49,480
>> Boarding conversation anyway.
727
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:52,320
>> Luke, we're going to have company. SOME
728
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,000
KIND OF DOG. ALL RIGHT. UH, YOU stay
729
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,560
here. I'll get the princess.
730
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,520
You're a little short for a
731
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,599
Stormtrooper. Yeah.
732
00:35:03,599 --> 00:35:05,359
>> Aren't you a little mean for a princess?
733
00:35:05,359 --> 00:35:07,200
I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm from Tatooine.
734
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,160
I'm here to rescue you.
735
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:08,800
>> Who?
736
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,960
>> Luke Sky. Ben sent him voicemail.
737
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,520
>> Ben Kenobi. Yeah, I know that guy.
738
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,040
>> Yeah, I'm here to We got to go.
739
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,280
>> Let's go.
740
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,599
>> I THINK DON'S COMING. OH, IT'S A LOT
741
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:27,000
MORE THAN DON.
742
00:35:36,079 --> 00:35:37,520
I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING THAT WAY.
743
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,280
>> YOU BLOCK OUR ONLY ESCAPE ROUTE, you
744
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,359
bozo head.
745
00:35:41,359 --> 00:35:43,680
>> Oh, I'm sorry, Master Luke, but probably
746
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,119
because of all that blasting you're
747
00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:47,200
doing, they know exactly where you are.
748
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,520
>> Open up in there. Open up in there.
749
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,800
>> Got to go. Love you.
750
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,680
>> This is some rescue.
751
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,040
Yeah. Well, who's going TO GET US OUT OF
752
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,680
HERE? YOU.
753
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,280
>> SOMEONE'S GOT TO GET US out of here.
754
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,760
>> She's got a LOT OF SPUNK.
755
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,040
I CAN'T GO.
756
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,240
>> Come on. We were going to get in the
757
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,359
trash.
758
00:36:09,359 --> 00:36:11,040
>> I know it stinks. Come on.
759
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,520
>> Got
760
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,320
you landed on.
761
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,240
>> Oh my god. This is your idea of a great
762
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:16,960
idea.
763
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,880
>> It could be a lot worse.
764
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:24,359
>> Yeah. Well, hold on. What was that?
765
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,760
Something just breed my leg.
766
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:32,119
Watch out. Where'd he go?
767
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,119
>> Uh-oh.
768
00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:39,920
>> I found him so attractive.
769
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,880
>> Pretty sure he was your brother.
770
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,200
>> You all right, Luke?
771
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,320
>> I think the walls are closing in.
772
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,400
>> 3BO, come in. Drio.
773
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,400
>> Drio.
774
00:37:01,359 --> 00:37:03,040
>> I'm telling you, I knew her in high
775
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,960
school. Oh, don't hurt me. Their names
776
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,640
are Luke Skywalker and Han Solo. They're
777
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,400
here to rescue Princess Leia. Quickly,
778
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,760
run. They want to destroy the Death
779
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,000
Star.
780
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,800
>> Well, at least they played it cool.
781
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,480
>> Stop right there.
782
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,000
>> Oh, watch this, R2. We are not the
783
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,480
droids you're looking for.
784
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,839
>> We're not looking for any droids.
785
00:37:25,839 --> 00:37:28,800
>> The force is real.
786
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,119
>> Creepio. Creepio.
787
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:32,880
>> Oh, Master Luke. Good to hear from you.
788
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,440
Let me tell you.
789
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,560
>> You need to shut off all the garbage
790
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,240
mashers on the detention level.
791
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,400
>> Oh. Oh. Quick. I'll shut down all the
792
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,839
garbage smashers on the detention level.
793
00:37:41,839 --> 00:37:44,640
>> I don't think this one's working.
794
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,880
>> Oh, hurry up, you little Tylenol.
795
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,960
Freak me out.
796
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,920
My epic for the day.
797
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,320
>> Oh no. Oh, listen to them. That's death.
798
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,000
That's the sound of death. And it's
799
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,680
oddly comforting.
800
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,280
>> No. 3 P.M. WE'RE ALL RIGHT.
801
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,240
>> OH NO.
802
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,119
>> YOU DID IT.
803
00:38:11,119 --> 00:38:11,599
>> YES.
804
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:14,599
>> YES.
805
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,520
OKAY.
806
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,440
>> What's the matter, you furry little
807
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,280
baby? There's nothing to BE SCARED OF.
808
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,440
>> HEY, DON'T go here.
809
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,280
>> Well, maybe we can just listen to me for
810
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,440
now on instead of getting stuck in trash
811
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,000
cans.
812
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,760
>> Listen, I don't know who you are, where
813
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,920
you came from, but I'm the boss,
814
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,960
birthday boy. It's my decision what we
815
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,000
do.
816
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,119
>> How did you know it was my birthday?
817
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,240
Prove you are not a droid. Select all
818
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,160
T16s.
819
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:07,040
One 2 3 4.
820
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,880
Move the puzzle piece to the correct
821
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,880
place.
822
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,920
Success.
823
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,880
Okay.
824
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,880
Yes.
825
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,440
>> I've still got it.
826
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:36,160
>> Blast them.
827
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,520
>> Never mind. Get out of here.
828
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,839
>> Damn, Joey.
829
00:39:43,359 --> 00:39:47,240
He's going to get himself killed.
830
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:56,920
>> Chewing. Come on, Chewy.
831
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,079
>> There's no freaking lock.
832
00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:04,160
>> I got it.
833
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,359
>> How are we going to get across the
834
00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:06,000
bridge?
835
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,160
>> Oh, that was the controls. Here,
836
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,839
you hold this.
837
00:40:17,839 --> 00:40:19,040
>> All right. You ready?
838
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,640
>> Yeah. Do some action stuff.
839
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,520
>> All right. Let's go.
840
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,520
>> Oh.
841
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,000
I see you. I'm an expert at hide and
842
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,560
seek.
843
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,560
>> Oh,
844
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,400
>> last time I saw you, you look like an
845
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,280
animal. You
846
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,320
>> I figured you would have grown since the
847
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,359
last time I saw you.
848
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:51,440
Okay.
849
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,640
You almost got me there. Okay, don't do
850
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,720
it. Darth, track me down and I'll become
851
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,400
more powerful than you could ever
852
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,280
imagine.
853
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,800
>> Last time I saw you, you were the
854
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,240
master, but now I'm the master.
855
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:08,800
>> That doesn't count at all. Yeah.
856
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,400
>> Hey, it's fight night over there, guys.
857
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,280
Let's go.
858
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,200
>> Oh,
859
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,920
wa. Let's go. You horrible little metal
860
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,920
toe.
861
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,800
>> Ben, no.
862
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,760
>> Luke, come on. WE HAVE TO GO. IT'S OVER.
863
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,680
HE'S DEAD.
864
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,920
>> LUKE, STOP. HE'S FREAKING DEAD. COME ON.
865
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,760
HE HAS TO GET IN THIS THING RIGHT NOW.
866
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,839
He's freaking dead right now.
867
00:41:43,839 --> 00:41:46,839
>> Jeez.
868
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,079
>> Well, Chewy, I sure hope the old man got
869
00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:52,240
the beam down.
870
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,480
Punch it.
871
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,359
Can't believe he's dead. Wish I could
872
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:09,280
have done something.
873
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:13,079
>> You had a lightsaber.
874
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,359
>> Not now. Grab a Kleenex, kid. We're not
875
00:42:17,359 --> 00:42:19,839
done yet.
876
00:42:19,839 --> 00:42:22,000
>> Don't worry, kid. These guns are
877
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
self-explanatory. You'll get used to it
878
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,400
real quick.
879
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,960
>> Oh, man. This is my favorite part.
880
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,000
>> Am I up here?
881
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,280
>> No. No. You're downstairs. Get down. Oh,
882
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,079
this is mine.
883
00:42:36,079 --> 00:42:37,200
>> All right. I've never found one of these
884
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,079
things. What do I do?
885
00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:39,520
>> Come on, kid. Haven't you ever played
886
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,119
Pac-Man?
887
00:42:41,119 --> 00:42:43,280
>> No. We're getting attacked by spaceships
888
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,520
right now.
889
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,160
>> He's over you.
890
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,680
>> Come on, baby. Hold me. Chewy. I think I
891
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,240
got one.
892
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:55,440
>> Not quite like shooting wamp rats. I got
893
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,640
him. I got him.
894
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,839
>> Don't get cocky, kid.
895
00:42:57,839 --> 00:43:02,359
>> Get those freaking guys right now.
896
00:43:03,599 --> 00:43:05,760
>> They're releasing death. The release of
897
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,319
death.
898
00:43:06,319 --> 00:43:08,640
>> We need to help them. What is this
899
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,040
button do?
900
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,319
>> Okay, wrong button.
901
00:43:12,319 --> 00:43:14,000
>> Chewy, try to keep us stable, would you?
902
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,119
>> Where are the sensitivity settings?
903
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,839
>> Woohoo!
904
00:43:19,839 --> 00:43:21,599
>> Nice, kid. That was one in 8 million.
905
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,359
>> This is better than a Disneyland ride.
906
00:43:23,359 --> 00:43:27,119
>> Okay, there's only one more out there.
907
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,400
Woo! Yeah, we did it.
908
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,079
>> Hey, Chewy, warm up the sauna, would
909
00:43:38,079 --> 00:43:40,400
you?
910
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,240
>> Oh, no. They got away.
911
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,560
>> Well, I put an air tag on the ship.
912
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,720
>> That way, they will lead us straight to
913
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:50,040
their base.
914
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,319
Listen up, gentlemen. Today is the day
915
00:44:04,319 --> 00:44:06,640
we destroy the Death Star. Your target
916
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,119
is very small. Only 2 feet.
917
00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:11,040
>> Two feet? That's impossible.
918
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,160
>> It's not impossible. I used to blast
919
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,160
wamp rats back home with my T-16.
920
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:14,880
They're about 2 ft.
921
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,200
>> The shot has to be precise.
922
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:17,920
>> We need to be focus.
923
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,240
>> You used to shoot wamp rats with a T-16.
924
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,920
It's really It's a small target. It's
925
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:22,720
really
926
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,920
>> got to get you in the hole.
927
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,000
>> I wish I had a T16.
928
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,240
>> You're not looking pumped.
929
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,480
>> Team, bring it in. Listen up. Do you
930
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,800
know what I want from you today?
931
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,480
>> Well, now that'll come or it won't. What
932
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,760
I want
933
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,280
>> is for you to have fun.
934
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,400
>> You do that. Now, I'm going to leave
935
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,440
here with a smile on my face. Okay.
936
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,960
>> All right. All right. All right. BRING
937
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,359
IT IN. COME ON. LET'S GO. HERE WE GO.
938
00:44:45,359 --> 00:44:46,160
>> WHAT TEAM?
939
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,200
>> REBEL SCUM.
940
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,319
>> REBEL SCUM.
941
00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:50,960
>> GET AHEAD OF THE GAME.
942
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,880
That's what I'm talking about. There we
943
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:58,359
go. All right, that's better. Work.
944
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:03,000
>> They're all going to die.
945
00:45:03,119 --> 00:45:05,119
>> Now we arrived at the rebel base where
946
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:07,599
all the good guys are. There's a planet
947
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:10,160
in our way. But once we go around it, we
948
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,160
can blow them up.
949
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,200
>> No. Cut that out.
950
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,079
>> Right. Sorry. Han, where you going? I'm
951
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:17,920
getting the heck out of here, kid. Think
952
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,079
I'm going to kill myself chasing people
953
00:45:20,079 --> 00:45:21,920
around in starships?
954
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,040
>> Huh? We need you.
955
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,640
>> Well, I need the money. Plus, Chewy and
956
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,880
I did this all for the dog treats.
957
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,119
Listen, may the force be with you and
958
00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:34,920
all that stuff, right?
959
00:45:35,359 --> 00:45:38,160
>> Hey, Luke. Hey, it's me, Bigs, from the
960
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,160
deleted scene. I'm just bald now.
961
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,319
>> Oh, my best friend.
962
00:45:42,319 --> 00:45:44,160
>> Hey, uh, Bigs. I never seen this guy
963
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,040
before. Who is he?
964
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,640
>> Oh, it's just my buddy Luke. What are
965
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,920
your qualifications?
966
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,599
>> Uh, Microsoft Flight Simulator.
967
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:51,520
>> Oh, awesome.
968
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,040
>> All righty. Remind me, I have something
969
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,160
really important to tell you when we get
970
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:54,800
done with this battle.
971
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,599
>> See you soon.
972
00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:03,480
>> Luke, the force is with you. Use it.
973
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,839
>> Hey guys, the uh Death Star is
974
00:46:05,839 --> 00:46:07,599
approaching. We have probably 15
975
00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:10,599
minutes.
976
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,280
>> All wings report in.
977
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,000
>> This is Red 3 standing by. Uh, this is
978
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,680
gold five standing by.
979
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,760
>> Purple six, ready to go.
980
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,119
>> Red 11 standing by.
981
00:46:21,119 --> 00:46:23,839
>> Red three standing by. Red nine standing
982
00:46:23,839 --> 00:46:24,319
by.
983
00:46:24,319 --> 00:46:25,760
>> Red six standing by.
984
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,119
>> Maroon five standing by.
985
00:46:27,119 --> 00:46:29,359
>> Luke's also standing by. We're passing
986
00:46:29,359 --> 00:46:31,680
through the magnetic field. Accelerate
987
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,119
to attack speed.
988
00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:37,520
>> We're in position. Drawing their fire.
989
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,319
>> This is where the fun begins.
990
00:46:43,359 --> 00:46:47,599
I see a lot of tiny dots coming.
991
00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:50,319
>> Here they come.
992
00:46:50,319 --> 00:46:54,920
>> I can't shake them. I need backup.
993
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,440
>> Whoa. You guys okay?
994
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,440
>> I'm going in. Cover me, Forkans. I'm
995
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,359
right behind you, Red Three.
996
00:47:03,359 --> 00:47:05,920
>> Having a bit of a problem here.
997
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,960
>> Eject. I CAN HOLD IT. PULL UP. I'M ALL
998
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,760
RIGHT.
999
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,040
NO,
1000
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,640
>> they're freaking dying. They're freaking
1001
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,720
toast. Everyone in this freaking place
1002
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:17,520
is dead.
1003
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:18,079
>> Yeah.
1004
00:47:18,079 --> 00:47:20,480
>> Oh, hey guys. We have like 2 minutes.
1005
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,880
>> Let's blow up the magic.
1006
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,880
>> Yeah.
1007
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:27,680
>> All right. I'm I'm coming in. I'm going
1008
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,359
in. I'm I'm going to blow it up. I'm
1009
00:47:29,359 --> 00:47:30,800
going in for the shot. This is the final
1010
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:36,680
shot. Three, two, one.
1011
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,920
Oh my gosh. I bet I'm going to loop
1012
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,200
around. We're going to run that back.
1013
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,160
>> Woohoo!
1014
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,119
>> Luke, it's me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
1015
00:47:47,119 --> 00:47:48,640
>> I'm not going to make it, guys. These
1016
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,599
guys are everywhere.
1017
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:51,839
>> WATCH IT. YOU GOT ONE ON YOUR TAIL.
1018
00:47:51,839 --> 00:47:54,640
>> OH MY GOD. I LOVE HER.
1019
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,680
>> Use the force.
1020
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,800
>> Are you guys hearing anything in your
1021
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,800
helmets?
1022
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,079
>> At least he had fun.
1023
00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:10,240
This is it. Keep your eyes open for
1024
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:12,079
those spiders. We're right behind you.
1025
00:48:12,079 --> 00:48:14,640
Let's go blow this thing.
1026
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,200
I'm in range.
1027
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,160
Almost there.
1028
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,800
And it's away.
1029
00:48:26,079 --> 00:48:28,720
Negative. It didn't go in.
1030
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,160
>> Get your head in the game.
1031
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,160
>> Yes.
1032
00:48:36,319 --> 00:48:38,720
There really is Han about now.
1033
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:41,520
>> Sir, it looks like it's possible that
1034
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,800
they could win here. Would it be wise to
1035
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:45,599
get out?
1036
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:48,720
>> What? Get out when we're about to win.
1037
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:52,000
We are winners, not losers. Only winners
1038
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,960
can wear this.
1039
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,800
>> Hey guys, the Death Star is here right
1040
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,119
now.
1041
00:48:57,119 --> 00:49:01,000
>> Okay, we're going in full throttle.
1042
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,920
>> Hurry up, Luke. They're coming in way
1043
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,839
faster this time. I can't hold them off.
1044
00:49:05,839 --> 00:49:08,800
>> I got you now. Nowhere to hide.
1045
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,760
>> Watch yourself. Must go faster. Must go
1046
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:12,480
faster.
1047
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:13,920
>> It's him. It's Vader. I think he's
1048
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:14,800
behind me.
1049
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,559
>> Eat my star.
1050
00:49:18,559 --> 00:49:22,760
>> All right. Almost there.
1051
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,599
>> All right. I can see it, guys.
1052
00:49:27,599 --> 00:49:28,800
>> They're shooting me.
1053
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,079
>> Look, remember the Force. This is better
1054
00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:35,319
than Disneyland.
1055
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,559
>> Use the force, Luke.
1056
00:49:40,319 --> 00:49:41,599
>> Feel like the guy behind me is strong
1057
00:49:41,599 --> 00:49:42,559
with force.
1058
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:46,760
>> Both are strong with this one.
1059
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:53,400
>> Watch out.
1060
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,520
I'm getting chased.
1061
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,880
>> I knew he'd be back.
1062
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,480
>> All right, kid. Duke him and let's get
1063
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,800
out of here.
1064
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,599
Did you guys see that?
1065
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,839
Don't worry, R2. We'll get our reward in
1066
00:51:01,839 --> 00:51:04,839
heaven.
1067
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,119
the door now.
1068
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,280
>> They're all going to be a lot bigger.
1069
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,880
Take off. Not me.
1070
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,319
Share those back.
1071
00:51:36,319 --> 00:51:40,599
Accelerate to attack speed.
1072
00:51:46,559 --> 00:51:48,960
The lawyers are going to be coming after
1073
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,960
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