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Did you hear that? No. Not my feeling

that you scream the boom.

Heat. Heat.

Find the plants.

>> Oh, R2, D2, you dingdong. Who was that

girl? I knew you were seeing someone.

Why do you keep these things from me? Oh

no, they're coming this way. You mean

the escape pod? Lift you into it. Oh,

you lazy trash can. You're going to tell

me who that woman was.

>> Where are the plants?

>> Plans? There's no plans on this ship.

>> Find the plants.

Everyone, set up for stunt.

>> What do you think? She'd look like

Padme. Who's Padme? What do you mean?

You'll tell me later.

>> Are you sure this is safe? What do you

mean you're listening to a podcast?

Darth Vader, only you could be so bold.

The Senate's not going to sit still for

this freaking crap.

>> You're a part of the Rebel Alliance.

>> I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm on a mission to Aldderon

diplomatically.

>> Take her out.

>> I don't think we should take her. She's

a princess. People aren't going to be

happy.

>> Don't make me replace her with you. I

would much prefer to stay.

>> Sir, there's no plans on this ship and

no transmissions either.

>> Let the force be with you.

>> Let's do your job.

>> Yes, sir.

>> You, too.

>> Would you roll, please? What's that?

I swear, Otto, if anyone else could

understand you, you'd be canceled in an

hour.

Well, why would we go that way? It looks

exactly the same this way. Oh, yes. I

understand that you could make that same

argument in my side. Fine. You go that

way. I'll go this way. Let's see if we

both end up in the exact same place. I

bet we won't.

Oh,

R2.

Oh,

R2.

Oh, that silly little R2 unit. I'm sure

I'm fairing much better than he is right

now. Oh, hey, a ship. Hello. It's me.

I'm a poor little robot and I need help.

I'll come to you.

HERE

we go.

Moo.

R2D2,

it is you. Now, I meant to tell you

before we walked away from each other.

>> You little jerk.

>> Look, sir. Droids.

>> We stopped.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going.

>> Tell your uncle we need a droid that can

speak a lot of languages.

>> We don't have much of a choice. But

>> Chinese,

>> I'll tell Uncle Owen.

>> Yeah, that one's ugly. I'll take it.

>> No.

>> No.

What are you? Are you a protocol droid?

>> Oh, yes, sir. That's exactly what I

need.

>> Well, I don't need a protocol droid. I

need evaporator.

>> Well, you're in luck. My first

girlfriend was evaporator.

>> All right. Well, can you speak Chinese?

>> Yes, sir.

>> You got any more?

>> Mina.

>> Ah, that's great. Well, what else can

you do?

>> Oh, well, I can dance.

>> Huh? Show me.

>> Wow, those hips sure can move. I'll take

them. Luke, grab that one and this one

and get them cleaned up before supper.

>> I was going to go down to Tashi station

and get them power converters.

>> You have to play with your friends

later. I don't want to hear another

word. Take them up and get them cleaned

up before supper.

>> Come on. Oh,

>> yeah. I'll I'll pay you.

>> I am C3PO.

>> Uncle Owen,

>> what?

>> This droid is broken.

>> Oh, are you trying to rip me off? Sell

me something bad. Sir, if I may, every

other droid here is good, but that one

on the end is a stinky bad little boy.

>> All right, I'll take that one.

>> Dang.

>> Yeah.

>> Grab the blue one. Get Put that hunk of

junk back. Throw the droid in the oil

bath.

>> An oily bath.

>> Well, Otto, I hope you're happy. I

finally found a new family, and you've

come along to steal their love.

>> Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

>> man. I'm never getting out of this

place.

>> Getting out of here? Why would you ever

want to leave?

>> Man, this R2 unit's really dirty. You

guys have seen a lot of action. He's got

a lot of space dust.

>> It's a miracle we're still in one piece.

We've been through a lot together. Many

different shows and movies with the

Rebellion even. What? You know about the

Rebellion?

>> Oh, yes, sir. I wish we didn't, but we

do. No, you got to tell me about it.

Okay. Oh,

yeah. That's nice. Yes, we we know all

about the rebellion. We've seen lots of

battles. Space battles.

>> This R2 unit's got something jammed in

here real good.

>> Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only

freaking hope.

>> Who's she?

>> What do you mean? What? Who is he

talking about? The girl. The girl coming

out of your face, you rolling dumpster.

>> Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only

freaking help.

>> Crap. Crap. Crap.

>> She looks like she needs help. Help me,

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

>> You're my only hope.

>> Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

>> You're my only freaking help.

>> You know, it's funny. I was just

thinking she kind of looks like you,

sir.

>> Where's the rest of the message?

>> He says the parental locks are stopping

him from accessing it. He's already

reached his full amount of screen time.

>> I can fix those.

>> Hey, he turned it off. Turn it back on.

>> What do you mean turn what back on?

You dingdong.

Camp's calling

who?

>> You know, I think that R2 unit's stolen.

It's got a message from a princess.

Sounds like she needs help.

>> Oh,

easy, Luke.

>> She also is an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Do you

think she means old Ben Kenobi?

>> Luke, that's the stupidest thing I've

ever heard. Oh, to totally different.

>> You need to go just race those droids

now.

>> Hey, I've been thinking I want to join

the academy.

>> Oh, that's sweet.

>> Yeah, flying in space.

>> Well, you're going to have to do it

after this season.

>> That's what you said last season after

Bigs left.

>> I'm sorry. I need you. Okay, it's the

most important time. I can't have you

gone. I'm sorry.

>> I'm going to be stuck here forever.

>> I I don't know what to tell you, Luke. I

can't do it without you. You're going to

have to wait for the war crimes. All

right. This is so unfair.

>> Luke, where you going? You haven't drank

all your blue paint milk.

>> Looks like I'm going nowhere.

>> Oh, and you can't gaslight him forever.

There's too much of his dad in him.

>> I'm afraid that's the problem.

Oh my

>> Ripio.

>> Oh, Master Luke, I'm sorry. This isn't

mine. It's R2's. He's a little creep.

>> What are you doing back there?

>> Please don't deactivate me. I was just,

you know, minding my own business and R2

left. He was babbling on about his

mission.

>> No.

>> Oh, Master Luke, are you gone?

>> R2. R2D2,

where are you? COME BACK HERE, you

little piggies.

>> I don't see him. We're going to have to

search for him tomorrow.

>> Why? I get scared of the dark. Oh,

>> R2D2. We have to talk about that

magazine you gave me, right, Master

Luke?

>> Where have you been?

>> Oh,

it seems there are some creatures

approaching from the south.

>> Oh, no. Sand people.

>> Sand? Oh, I hate sand. It's coarse and

irritating, and it

it gets everywhere.

Yep. Definitely sand people.

>> Whoa. You know, you keep saying that,

Master Luke. Is Is that the That's the

That's the cool way to say it or

>> I see a few of them over there.

Uh-huh.

Hello there.

Don't be afraid, my little friend. I

need to resuscitate him.

>> It worked.

>> Old then?

>> That's me.

>> These droids are looking for Obi-Wan

Kenobi. Do you know him?

>> Oh my gosh. Well, quite frankly, that's

my stage name. I haven't used it in

quite a while. It's been a while since I

performed, but wow. They're looking for

me.

Well, we should probably get out of

here. Come back to my place.

So, I was thinking

>> No, you go.

>> You go.

>> Well, I'll go.

>> So, you knew my father?

>> He was the best Jedi I've ever worked

with. A true anomaly of a human. And I I

I have something for you. Ah, there it

is. His lightsaber.

>> Lights sword. Lightsaber.

Less clunky than a blaster. Its

precision is precise. A great tool for

any Jedi. Of course, you will have to

learn the Force to use it properly.

>> Wow. How'd my father die? He's dead. Oh.

Oh, this is this is wonderful news.

We're saved. This is great.

>> Uh oh. You don't know yet.

>> Never mind.

>> Yes. Yes. It all sounds very sad. Shall

we play the message from R2?

>> Oh, yeah.

General Kenobi, you used to work for my

dad. Now he's begging you to literally

please help him attack the Empire.

Anyway, I put some plans inside of

R2-D2. You have to get the plans out of

R2-D2, and my dad will know how to do

that. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my

only freaking hope.

Crap. Crap.

>> I guess I'm the only hope, but I'm old

and frail. I need you to come with me to

Aldderon.

>> I can't.

>> Why?

>> Cuz I got to get back to farming.

>> Who do I need to talk to to get you out

of that?

>> Oh, my uncle Owen. Let's go.

>> Oh, the quite handsome man.

>> The Rebel Alliance is better equipped

than we realize, and they pose a very

serious threat

>> to you. Maybe with your tiny little baby

ships, but this battle station can

withstand anything. If the rebellion

continues against the port in the

Imperial Senate,

>> the Imperial Senate has been dissolved

immediately. The Emperor sent them all

home like little babies to their

mummies. The last remnants of the Old

Republic will soon be swept away. Here

we go. You've got I've got Hold on. Let

me back up. I'm out. I'm good. Can I get

>> that is impossible?

>> Your face is impossible.

>> How are they able to maintain control

without the bureaucracy? The regional

governors shall have pure autonomy to be

in control. However,

fear will keep them in line.

>> But what of

>> via of this battle station?

>> But what of the rebellion? If they find

out about the tiny hole, then shoot it

with a gun. They'll blow us all up.

We'll die.

>> Tiny hole.

>> They won't find such a tiny hole. It's

really small.

>> And we almost had the plans, too.

Besides, if the rebels try to attack

this battle station, it'll be like a fly

hitting the windshield of my TIE

fighter. This is the ultimate power in

the universe.

>> But the Force is cool.

>> The Force is nothing but small little

baby medic.

>> Your lack of faith is disturbing.

>> Enough of this, Lord Vader. Release him.

This bickering is pointless. Once Vader

has secured the plans, then the last of

the Republic shall be squashed like

little ants under my shoe.

>> Looks like the sand people did this.

>> No, that's what they want you to think.

It's not the sand people. It's too

precise. It's Imperial soldiers.

Well, if the soldiers tracked the droids

here, then they would track them home.

>> Luke, no. It's too dangerous.

Careful.

Don't look. No,

>> Uncle Owen.

A Peru.

Do you know a girls do back flips.

>> I'll never tell.

>> Destroyer will make you spill the beans.

There's nothing you could have done,

Luke. Had you been there, you'd have

died, too.

>> Now, I'm going to Aldron with you.

>> Really?

>> I have nothing else to do.

>> Well, this is great news. I not the the

death, of course. It's very sad, but

great news. You're going to become a

Jedi.

Okay, let us go.

Los Angeles, a place of debauchery.

Oh, Mos Icely, a place of scum and

villain. We need to be careful.

>> Did you hear that, R2? We have to be

careful.

>> Do you think he'll be all right?

>> Are these your droids?

>> No.

>> Let me see your identification.

>> You don't need to see our

identification.

>> I don't need to see your identification.

These aren't the droids you're looking

for.

>> These are not the droids I'm looking

for.

>> I am handsome.

>> You are handsome.

>> I'm proud of you, son.

>> I'm proud of you, son.

>> Oh, this feels so good here.

>> Move along.

>> Move along.

How did you even do that back there?

>> I read it in a book, How to Win Friends

and Influence People. It's actually on

the Emperor's Top 20, right below Holes.

Hey, Right.

>> No AI. No AI.

>> Maybe he's right.

>> I think you should go wait outside.

>> Okay, sir.

>> Uh, can I get a blue juice?

>> Hey,

he doesn't like you.

>> Sorry.

>> I don't like you either. I'm a wanted

man, bro. They're looking for me in

every galaxy.

>> I'll be careful next time.

>> You'll be dead.

>> Trust me, you don't want anything with

this little one. Come, let me get you

something.

>> In the name of Mad, his son, and the

holy force.

>> Whoopsies.

>> Come, Luke.

>> Is there protocol for a broken blaster?

Stormtroopers are powerless to a locked

door, Archer.

>> All right, let's check this door.

>> Son, it's locked. Move on to the next

one.

>> Oh, I'm just sure Master Luke and

Obi-Wan are in there talking about us

right now. I'm having such FOMO. This is

all your fault.

Han Solo, captain of the Millennium

Falcon. Chewy here says you need a trip

to the Aldderan system.

>> What can you do for us?

>> Depends. What's your cargo?

>> Uh, old war criminal and underage boy

and some spyware.

>> Well, that's going to cost you cuz

that's pretty sketchy.

>> How much?

>> I don't know. Maybe 10,000 up front.

>> 10,000? Then I can buy a new T16 for

10,000.

>> You going to drive the T-16 all the way

to all around?

>> Yeah, I'm going to pilot it.

>> Wait, wait, wait. We will give you the

2,000 up front and then the remaining of

the the 10, we will we will give the 15.

We'll give you 15 more when we reach

out.

>> 17, huh?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay, you got yourself a deal.

>> Wonderful.

>> All right, docking bay 94.

>> 94.

>> Looks like somebody's taking an interest

in your glow stick.

>> All right, we'll go check it out.

Okay, thank you.

>> Luke, can you believe he wanted a 22%

tip for that?

>> Greedo,

good to see you.

>> I shot first.

Why you won't talk to me? H

>> I've got an idea. What if you blow up

our home planet, Aldderon?

>> What a hunk of junk. Hey,

that's no way to talk to a lady now.

Let's get in here. We're in a hurry.

Chewy, let's go.

>> Weapons at the ready. Which way?

>> Let's go over here.

>> BLAST THEM.

>> CHEWY, START IT UP. THE MARSHMALLOW

HERE.

CHEWY, get us out of here.

>> What are you doing? You got legs. Let me

sit.

Try to hold them off. We'll make the

calculations. The light speed. Looks

like the Imperials really do want these

passengers.

Watch it, Chewy. There's two of them

coming in. They're going to cut us off.

>> I thought you said this honky junk could

go fast. What's going on?

>> You watch your mouth, kid.

>> How long until we can make the jump to

light speed?

>> I don't know. Give or take an hour.

>> Come on. They're going to blow us up.

>> Well, IF YOU KEEP TALKING, MAYBE I'LL

LET THEM GO STRAP IN. We're making the

jump to light speed.

Governor

Tarkin.

>> Princess Leia, how nice of you to

arrive.

>> I could smell your foul sense from a

galaxy far, far away, which is here

right now.

>> Blast it all. Well, every star system

will fear this battle station, and you

are here before your execution to

witness it.

>> What are you talking about right now?

>> M I see what you did there. Just for

that, I'm going to blow up your home

planet of Aldderon.

>> No, don't blow up Aldderon. That's my

literal home planet with all my friends

and my family. And there's no weapons at

all besides like a slingshot

occasionally,

>> which can take down giants, I've heard.

So then name a system. any system, any

target or system, anything that comes

into that head that's between those two

ridiculous looking hair pieces.

>> Pinky promise if I tell you where it's

at, you're not going to blow up my

hometown.

>> Yes, I promise. Pinkies.

>> Dantine.

>> I'm sorry. Is that a madeup word? Is

that a real word? Do we know where

Dantine is? Yes, we do. Okay, fantastic.

Thank you, princess. We will proceed

with the operation anyway. Fire when

ready.

>> No. What? You broke a piggy promise.

>> Destroy the planet.

>> Oh, baby. You're right. Firework. Do you

know Katy Perry?

>> Yeah. I'm feeling like a plastic bag

right now.

You all right? I feel a great

disturbance in the force. I feel we're

in grave danger. Or it could could just

be the frata that I made this morning.

Back to your practice.

>> All right. We outran those move milkers.

Well, don't everybody thank me at once.

>> Well, there's no reason to get upset

about it. They allow this in tournaments

all the time.

>> You know, it's not wise to upset a

Wookie.

>> Nobody ever worries about upsetting a

droid.

>> Well, that's because droids don't hump

your leg if you lose.

>> You haven't met many droids, have you,

sir? New strategy, R2.

>> Destroy him. Remember,

a Jedi can feel the Force flowing

through him. Ow! Got my butt.

I suggest you try again, Luke, but this

time, let go of your consciousness.

Follow your heart.

>> But I can't see anything.

>> Exactly.

Come on, follow.

Let go of your conscious self.

Nice.

>> I call it luck.

>> In my experience, there's no such thing

as luck. Coming up on Aldderon.

>> Sir, we checked on Dantuine. There

wasn't a rebel base anywhere. She lied

to us.

>> Liar. Liar.

>> Pants are on fire. I've got an idea.

Let's Terminator.

What is it?

>> What's going on?

>> Just came out of hyperspace. Nothing's

there.

>> What? How?

>> Destroyed by the Empire.

>> Impossible. There's no way something

could destroy a whole planet.

>> Okay. What's that?

>> Looks like a little lonely TIE fighter.

>> What's it doing way out here?

>> Tie Fighter. That's how I couldn't get

to space by itself.

>> Not unless it was heading to something.

What's that? A gas station?

>> No, it's too clean.

>> That's no gas station.

>> We've got a bad feeling about this.

>> You said it, Chewy. Take us a little

closer, Chewy.

>> I I I I I think we should turn around. I

>> think you're right. Chewy, turn us

around.

>> Chewy. Chewy. I said turn us around.

>> Well, we're not going to go down without

a fight, that's for sure.

>> You're apt to fight. I mean, we we could

we could dance our way out of it. dance,

huh?

Chewy, I think we know just the song,

don't we?

>> Dancing through the night at the origin

tree. You got me going.

>> Close all outboard shields. Close all

outboard shields.

>> 6 7 report to control.

>> Is anybody on board?

>> No, sir. There's nobody on board.

>> Okay.

>> Nothing. Let's hit the gym.

>> Well, Chewy and I always use this

cardboard to hide and smuggle stuff. We

just never thought it would be us.

The ship's all yours. If you see

anything on scanner, report it

immediately.

>> Roger that.

>> Hey down there, can you come up here and

give us a hand?

>> Affirmative. Let's go.

>> Man, these helmets are terrible.

TK421, why are you at your post?

>> TK421.

Guess that transmitter.

>> Oh my. So violent.

>> Guys, we're being too loud. They're

going to come get us.

>> Well, bring him on. I prefer a straight

fight in all this sneaking rude.

>> Oh, sir. Sir, R2 found a port.

>> Plug him in. He can connect to the

entire Imperial network.

>> Good news. He found how to shut down the

tractor beam, as well as something

called Lord Vader's disco ball protocol.

>> No way.

>> If you want to shut down the tractor

beam, take a left, take a left, take a

left, take a right, take a right, take a

left, take a left, take a right, and

then a left, and then a right and a

left, and a right and a left. Take two

more lefts, one right, then back up and

do it all again reversed. But on the

second time, do it backwards.

>> Chewy and I will stay here.

>> Nose goes.

>> I'll do it.

>> I'll go I'll go with you.

>> No, no, no, no. You can't. You can't.

You can't. This is something I have to

do alone.

>> This is a part of my destiny, I believe.

>> Are you sure?

>> I'm sure.

Well, I love you.

>> Uh, what's that?

>> I I I said uh the force will be uh we'll

be with you always. Stupid. Stupid. Why

did you say that? Well, we want Don't

say that.

>> Where'd you dig up that big bag of bones

anywhere?

>> Come on. He said he loved me.

>> Sir, R2 says he found the princess as

well as a file titled another bigger

death star in case anything happens to

this one. PDF.

>> The princess? She's here.

>> Yes, sir. And she's scheduled for

termination. I didn't even know she

worked here.

>> We got to go rescue her.

>> Rescue her?

>> Well, you know who she is.

>> I hear she's got a lot of gold.

>> H All right.

What's your plan?

That's my plan.

>> All right, Chewy. Don't smell anything.

What is it? Just leave it alone. Let it

roll.

Nothing to see. Just taking the

prisoner. Hey buddy, how you been? No,

just Hey guys. Hey.

Hey guys. How you doing? Hey. Hey.

Salute. Salute. Anybody?

Don't make them like they used to.

>> It's on that button.

>> Hello. Good morning, everyone. That door

is just like a Tesla, huh? You got to

find the handle.

>> And where are you taking this?

Cutie little labberoodle hyperallergenic

ball of joy.

>> I wasn't notified.

>> Oh, there's no need for that. Uh, we

were notified, so now we're notifying

you. Um, IF YOU

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

OKAY, that's Yeah.

>> Hey, what's going on in there?

Hello,

>> this is John speaking. Everything okay?

>> Everything is fine up here. Uh, you have

a nice uh lovely aroma of roasted coffee

going on. It's It's lovely. But don't

come up. We'll bring it down.

>> Wait a minute. Is this Carl?

>> It is. It's just me playing with you

again, Don.

>> Oh, Carl, am I glad to be talking to

you. I've had a rough day, man.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. I mean, my brother got shot this

morning by a Wookie.

Yeah, it's been it's been hard,

honestly. I mean, it's really tough

spot.

>> Oh,

>> yeah. Hey, what are you guys doing up

there? I'm I'm kind of stuck in this box

here by myself. I was, you know, I'd

love some company.

>> Okay, cool. We'll see you later.

>> That'd be nice.

>> Boarding conversation anyway.

>> Luke, we're going to have company. SOME

KIND OF DOG. ALL RIGHT. UH, YOU stay

here. I'll get the princess.

You're a little short for a

Stormtrooper. Yeah.

>> Aren't you a little mean for a princess?

I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm from Tatooine.

I'm here to rescue you.

>> Who?

>> Luke Sky. Ben sent him voicemail.

>> Ben Kenobi. Yeah, I know that guy.

>> Yeah, I'm here to We got to go.

>> Let's go.

>> I THINK DON'S COMING. OH, IT'S A LOT

MORE THAN DON.

I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING THAT WAY.

>> YOU BLOCK OUR ONLY ESCAPE ROUTE, you

bozo head.

>> Oh, I'm sorry, Master Luke, but probably

because of all that blasting you're

doing, they know exactly where you are.

>> Open up in there. Open up in there.

>> Got to go. Love you.

>> This is some rescue.

Yeah. Well, who's going TO GET US OUT OF

HERE? YOU.

>> SOMEONE'S GOT TO GET US out of here.

>> She's got a LOT OF SPUNK.

I CAN'T GO.

>> Come on. We were going to get in the

trash.

>> I know it stinks. Come on.

>> Got

you landed on.

>> Oh my god. This is your idea of a great

idea.

>> It could be a lot worse.

>> Yeah. Well, hold on. What was that?

Something just breed my leg.

Watch out. Where'd he go?

>> Uh-oh.

>> I found him so attractive.

>> Pretty sure he was your brother.

>> You all right, Luke?

>> I think the walls are closing in.

>> 3BO, come in. Drio.

>> Drio.

>> I'm telling you, I knew her in high

school. Oh, don't hurt me. Their names

are Luke Skywalker and Han Solo. They're

here to rescue Princess Leia. Quickly,

run. They want to destroy the Death

Star.

>> Well, at least they played it cool.

>> Stop right there.

>> Oh, watch this, R2. We are not the

droids you're looking for.

>> We're not looking for any droids.

>> The force is real.

>> Creepio. Creepio.

>> Oh, Master Luke. Good to hear from you.

Let me tell you.

>> You need to shut off all the garbage

mashers on the detention level.

>> Oh. Oh. Quick. I'll shut down all the

garbage smashers on the detention level.

>> I don't think this one's working.

>> Oh, hurry up, you little Tylenol.

Freak me out.

My epic for the day.

>> Oh no. Oh, listen to them. That's death.

That's the sound of death. And it's

oddly comforting.

>> No. 3 P.M. WE'RE ALL RIGHT.

>> OH NO.

>> YOU DID IT.

>> YES.

>> YES.

OKAY.

>> What's the matter, you furry little

baby? There's nothing to BE SCARED OF.

>> HEY, DON'T go here.

>> Well, maybe we can just listen to me for

now on instead of getting stuck in trash

cans.

>> Listen, I don't know who you are, where

you came from, but I'm the boss,

birthday boy. It's my decision what we

do.

>> How did you know it was my birthday?

Prove you are not a droid. Select all

T16s.

One 2 3 4.

Move the puzzle piece to the correct

place.

Success.

Okay.

Yes.

>> I've still got it.

>> Blast them.

>> Never mind. Get out of here.

>> Damn, Joey.

He's going to get himself killed.

>> Chewing. Come on, Chewy.

>> There's no freaking lock.

>> I got it.

>> How are we going to get across the

bridge?

>> Oh, that was the controls. Here,

you hold this.

>> All right. You ready?

>> Yeah. Do some action stuff.

>> All right. Let's go.

>> Oh.

I see you. I'm an expert at hide and

seek.

>> Oh,

>> last time I saw you, you look like an

animal. You

>> I figured you would have grown since the

last time I saw you.

Okay.

You almost got me there. Okay, don't do

it. Darth, track me down and I'll become

more powerful than you could ever

imagine.

>> Last time I saw you, you were the

master, but now I'm the master.

>> That doesn't count at all. Yeah.

>> Hey, it's fight night over there, guys.

Let's go.

>> Oh,

wa. Let's go. You horrible little metal

toe.

>> Ben, no.

>> Luke, come on. WE HAVE TO GO. IT'S OVER.

HE'S DEAD.

>> LUKE, STOP. HE'S FREAKING DEAD. COME ON.

HE HAS TO GET IN THIS THING RIGHT NOW.

He's freaking dead right now.

>> Jeez.

>> Well, Chewy, I sure hope the old man got

the beam down.

Punch it.

Can't believe he's dead. Wish I could

have done something.

>> You had a lightsaber.

>> Not now. Grab a Kleenex, kid. We're not

done yet.

>> Don't worry, kid. These guns are

self-explanatory. You'll get used to it

real quick.

>> Oh, man. This is my favorite part.

>> Am I up here?

>> No. No. You're downstairs. Get down. Oh,

this is mine.

>> All right. I've never found one of these

things. What do I do?

>> Come on, kid. Haven't you ever played

Pac-Man?

>> No. We're getting attacked by spaceships

right now.

>> He's over you.

>> Come on, baby. Hold me. Chewy. I think I

got one.

>> Not quite like shooting wamp rats. I got

him. I got him.

>> Don't get cocky, kid.

>> Get those freaking guys right now.

>> They're releasing death. The release of

death.

>> We need to help them. What is this

button do?

>> Okay, wrong button.

>> Chewy, try to keep us stable, would you?

>> Where are the sensitivity settings?

>> Woohoo!

>> Nice, kid. That was one in 8 million.

>> This is better than a Disneyland ride.

>> Okay, there's only one more out there.

Woo! Yeah, we did it.

>> Hey, Chewy, warm up the sauna, would

you?

>> Oh, no. They got away.

>> Well, I put an air tag on the ship.

>> That way, they will lead us straight to

their base.

Listen up, gentlemen. Today is the day

we destroy the Death Star. Your target

is very small. Only 2 feet.

>> Two feet? That's impossible.

>> It's not impossible. I used to blast

wamp rats back home with my T-16.

They're about 2 ft.

>> The shot has to be precise.

>> We need to be focus.

>> You used to shoot wamp rats with a T-16.

It's really It's a small target. It's

really

>> got to get you in the hole.

>> I wish I had a T16.

>> You're not looking pumped.

>> Team, bring it in. Listen up. Do you

know what I want from you today?

>> Well, now that'll come or it won't. What

I want

>> is for you to have fun.

>> You do that. Now, I'm going to leave

here with a smile on my face. Okay.

>> All right. All right. All right. BRING

IT IN. COME ON. LET'S GO. HERE WE GO.

>> WHAT TEAM?

>> REBEL SCUM.

>> REBEL SCUM.

>> GET AHEAD OF THE GAME.

That's what I'm talking about. There we

go. All right, that's better. Work.

>> They're all going to die.

>> Now we arrived at the rebel base where

all the good guys are. There's a planet

in our way. But once we go around it, we

can blow them up.

>> No. Cut that out.

>> Right. Sorry. Han, where you going? I'm

getting the heck out of here, kid. Think

I'm going to kill myself chasing people

around in starships?

>> Huh? We need you.

>> Well, I need the money. Plus, Chewy and

I did this all for the dog treats.

Listen, may the force be with you and

all that stuff, right?

>> Hey, Luke. Hey, it's me, Bigs, from the

deleted scene. I'm just bald now.

>> Oh, my best friend.

>> Hey, uh, Bigs. I never seen this guy

before. Who is he?

>> Oh, it's just my buddy Luke. What are

your qualifications?

>> Uh, Microsoft Flight Simulator.

>> Oh, awesome.

>> All righty. Remind me, I have something

really important to tell you when we get

done with this battle.

>> See you soon.

>> Luke, the force is with you. Use it.

>> Hey guys, the uh Death Star is

approaching. We have probably 15

minutes.

>> All wings report in.

>> This is Red 3 standing by. Uh, this is

gold five standing by.

>> Purple six, ready to go.

>> Red 11 standing by.

>> Red three standing by. Red nine standing

by.

>> Red six standing by.

>> Maroon five standing by.

>> Luke's also standing by. We're passing

through the magnetic field. Accelerate

to attack speed.

>> We're in position. Drawing their fire.

>> This is where the fun begins.

I see a lot of tiny dots coming.

>> Here they come.

>> I can't shake them. I need backup.

>> Whoa. You guys okay?

>> I'm going in. Cover me, Forkans. I'm

right behind you, Red Three.

>> Having a bit of a problem here.

>> Eject. I CAN HOLD IT. PULL UP. I'M ALL

RIGHT.

NO,

>> they're freaking dying. They're freaking

toast. Everyone in this freaking place

is dead.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, hey guys. We have like 2 minutes.

>> Let's blow up the magic.

>> Yeah.

>> All right. I'm I'm coming in. I'm going

in. I'm I'm going to blow it up. I'm

going in for the shot. This is the final

shot. Three, two, one.

Oh my gosh. I bet I'm going to loop

around. We're going to run that back.

>> Woohoo!

>> Luke, it's me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

>> I'm not going to make it, guys. These

guys are everywhere.

>> WATCH IT. YOU GOT ONE ON YOUR TAIL.

>> OH MY GOD. I LOVE HER.

>> Use the force.

>> Are you guys hearing anything in your

helmets?

>> At least he had fun.

This is it. Keep your eyes open for

those spiders. We're right behind you.

Let's go blow this thing.

I'm in range.

Almost there.

And it's away.

Negative. It didn't go in.

>> Get your head in the game.

>> Yes.

There really is Han about now.

>> Sir, it looks like it's possible that

they could win here. Would it be wise to

get out?

>> What? Get out when we're about to win.

We are winners, not losers. Only winners

can wear this.

>> Hey guys, the Death Star is here right

now.

>> Okay, we're going in full throttle.

>> Hurry up, Luke. They're coming in way

faster this time. I can't hold them off.

>> I got you now. Nowhere to hide.

>> Watch yourself. Must go faster. Must go

faster.

>> It's him. It's Vader. I think he's

behind me.

>> Eat my star.

>> All right. Almost there.

>> All right. I can see it, guys.

>> They're shooting me.

>> Look, remember the Force. This is better

than Disneyland.

>> Use the force, Luke.

>> Feel like the guy behind me is strong

with force.

>> Both are strong with this one.

>> Watch out.

I'm getting chased.

>> I knew he'd be back.

>> All right, kid. Duke him and let's get

out of here.

Did you guys see that?

Don't worry, R2. We'll get our reward in

heaven.

the door now.

>> They're all going to be a lot bigger.

Take off. Not me.

Share those back.

Accelerate to attack speed.

The lawyers are going to be coming after

us.