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Help me! 11 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 [music playing] 12 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 [music playing] 13 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 [music playing] 14 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 [music playing] 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 [music playing] 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 [music playing] 17 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Kick him into juice! 18 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I said the jewels, you overgrown ape! 19 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 That boy of yours is going down, Uncle Jude! 20 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,080 I wouldn't mind seeing him go down on a certain young 21 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,000 lovely. 22 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Thank you. I didn't know you were into watching. 23 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Not you, cyber-jogs! I'm at me! 24 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Is that all you girls think about? 25 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,100 Rip off your shorts, Randy. Let's see what he's 26 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,000 really packing. 27 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000 My interest is purely scientific. 28 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,100 I hear steroids concern a man's gonads into a pair of 29 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:05,000 acorns. 30 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Let's go away, Bob Mark! 31 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Bob? What the hell's going on? 32 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I don't know, Captain. I'm working on it. 33 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 We'll work harder. This is pay-per-view. 34 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,320 Are you kidding? You're pirating the signal from a 35 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,000 beam off Darth Bobo's ship. 36 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Yeah, well, someone's paying for it. 37 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I didn't know there was a dimmer on that thing. 38 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Oh, this lighting makes us all look ten years younger. 39 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Well, almost all of us. 40 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 - Figure out the problem, Captain. - Well? 41 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 It's you. You didn't buy gas for the ship. 42 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,920 Ridiculous. Everyone knows you can go at least four 43 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,000 light-years on E. 44 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 It's when the sensor goes off that your ass is cooked. 45 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,000 How would you like your ass? Sauteed, baked, or fried? 46 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 We're on critical reserve. 47 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 How critical? Put it this way. 48 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,230 We've barely got enough juice to power that freaking 49 00:01:58,230 --> 00:01:59,000 warning beep. 50 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,230 All right, people. I'm going to make an executive 51 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:02,000 decision here. 52 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Bob, pull us over to the next service station. 53 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Duh. 54 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,800 We're running on fumes, Captain. The closest station 55 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,000 is a half-light-year away. 56 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,160 Oh, I know one. It has a delightful men's room with 57 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,000 this clever little hole inside all the stalls. 58 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,310 Pull up the mat, Bob. There's got to be something 59 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:19,000 closer by. 60 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,150 What are you talking about, Bob? There's a fueling 61 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:24,000 station five minutes away. 62 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 See here? B-17. 63 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 What's wrong? Is my dingle dangling out of my fly? 64 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 What fly? You don't even wear pants, P-brain. 65 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,970 In order to get there, we have to pass through the Bermuda 66 00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:37,000 Quadrant. 67 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Where did that come from? 68 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,220 It's one of the themes I programmed into my auto 69 00:02:42,220 --> 00:02:43,000 voice bank. 70 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,000 It's triggered only when someone says Bermuda Quadrant. 71 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,980 Captain, that area is the most dangerous stretch in 72 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:52,000 the universe. 73 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,530 For centuries, legend has it that ships have mysteriously 74 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:57,000 disappeared in this area, 75 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 never to be heard from again. 76 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,030 It's true. Those foolish enough to ignore the warning 77 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:04,000 vanish from the galaxy 78 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 faster than Jodie Foster's film career. 79 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,350 It's a known fact that that stretch of space is 80 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:10,000 cursed. 81 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,350 I'd like to curse that stretch of space between all 82 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:13,000 your ears. 83 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 We're going in there, aren't we? 84 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Barb, set course through the Bermuda Quadrant. 85 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Will you knock that off? 86 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 We're all gonna die. 87 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Why, can't you hear me? 88 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Can you call me the drama queen? 89 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 You are! 90 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Well... 91 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 The ship's hull can't take much more of this. 92 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Just hang on. We'll get through this storm. 93 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Oh, you've become another casualty. 94 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Don't say it. 95 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Don't say what? The Bermuda Quadrant? 96 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 I think it's passed. 97 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 See? Nothing to worry about. 98 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Now we're just floating on air. 99 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Literally. We're out of fuel. 100 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 [screaming] 101 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,050 I guess it's true. In space, no one can hear you 102 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,000 scream. 103 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Okay, okay. Nobody panic. 104 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 We'll just call the AAA and get towed to the station. 105 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 That would be good if you remembered to pay your bill. 106 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 What? 107 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 You're really going to pay? 108 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 You really should pay that AAA renewal. 109 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Hey, look! We might already be a winner. 110 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Okay, we'll just have to improvise. 111 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,460 Bob, start sending out distress flares to ships in 112 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:23,000 the area. 113 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 With all due respect, Captain, we're floating adrift 114 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 in no man's land. 115 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,290 It could be a hundred years before another idiot 116 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:30,000 decides to pass through here. 117 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 It's all useless! Useless, I tell you! 118 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 There's a ship? 119 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 I never lost hope. 120 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 All better now. 121 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Huh? Who's the idiot now? Don't answer that. 122 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,370 I suppose you're going to want me to go outside and 123 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:44,000 start waving a handkerchief to get them to pull over. 124 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Any times are desperate. Wave your crotchless panties. 125 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Oh my God. It's a ghost ship. 126 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Put a sock in it, Mary Jane. 127 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Captain, I just did a scan of that ship. 128 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,310 Although it's got power, there's absolutely no signs 129 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:02,450 of life aboard, which technically makes it a ghost 130 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:03,000 ship. 131 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 I told you! 132 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,000 I'm not buying into any of this superstitious crapola! 133 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Bob, hail the other Captain and put him on the screen. 134 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,020 In a second, Captain. I just have to throw some salt 135 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,000 over my left shoulder. 136 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Okay, just tapped into their video link. Here you go. 137 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:25,940 Well, I guess it's true what they say. Coffee can 138 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:27,000 kill you. 139 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,350 What do you have? Ice water in your veins? Can't you 140 00:05:29,350 --> 00:05:31,360 see the tin fairies been right all along? That's a 141 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,000 ghost ship! 142 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I feel insulted, yet oddly flattered at the same time. 143 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,020 Yeah, fine. It's a ghost ship. We'll drift up to its 144 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:40,000 siphon, the fuel will be on our way. 145 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,450 Unless you want to stay here, floating through space 146 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:47,730 until we run out of sustenance and end up eating one 147 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:49,000 another like the Donner party. 148 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Mmm. I got dibs on a whip. 149 00:05:52,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Oops, pardon me. Oops, pardon me again. 150 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 One more time and we'll be engaged. 151 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Stop! 152 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Hold on. I'm walking us in now. 153 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:27,000 You getting all this, Six? 154 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Roger that, Chode. Proceed with caution. 155 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:35,000 [music] 156 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 [screams] 157 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 You all right? 158 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 I'm okay, Six. Just tripped over the hatch. 159 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Hmm. Place appears completely empty. Void of any life. 160 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Chode, something is right behind you. 161 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 [gasps] 162 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,090 Oh, that's just a nuke. It's been quite a while since 163 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:51,000 she shaved her legs. 164 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,290 Ah, place looks like it hadn't been inhabited in 165 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:01,000 years. 166 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Cleaning comps by nerves. 167 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Let's move, people. 168 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Take it slow, Chode. 169 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,910 As soon as we find the ship's fuel depot and get out 170 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:11,000 of here, the better. 171 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Oh, now you're a gentleman? 172 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:26,150 Now let's face it, I'm irreplaceable. But if 173 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:27,530 something happened to you, well, we're just down one 174 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,000 big, ugly, uh, whatever the hell you are. 175 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Oh, that really made me want to go ahead of you. Not! 176 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 [grunts] 177 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:40,020 Oh, Uncle Chode, where did all these spider webs come 178 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,000 from? 179 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,480 I mean, we're on an abandoned ship in the middle of 180 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,000 space. 181 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,360 Good question, kiddo. Remind me to Google it when we 182 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,000 get home. 183 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 [laughs] 184 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Chode, help me. 185 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 [grunts] 186 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:56,000 What are you doing? 187 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I was hurry. I thought the moment needed something. 188 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Whoa, Mama, you can't believe what I found. 189 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Six, I think we found the fuel depot. 190 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 [laughs] 191 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Chode, I've lost visual contact. What's going on? 192 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 [laughs] 193 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 You won't believe this, Six. 194 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 This isn't the fuel depot. 195 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 What the hell with the fuel? Let's grab the gold. 196 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 [screams] 197 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Uh-oh, that can't be good. 198 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:37,310 The door to the cargo hold is locked shut. You mean 199 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:38,000 we're trapped? 200 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 It's the gold. You never should have touched the gold. 201 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,960 That's ridiculous. I'm sure the gold has nothing to 202 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,000 do with this. 203 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 You might want to rethink that. 204 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 [tires squeal] 205 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:57,590 You think they could have put those signs outside the 206 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:59,000 room? 207 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 [humming] 208 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,110 Get relaxed. I'll just get Six to beam us back aboard 209 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,000 with the gold. 210 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 You getting all this, Six? 211 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,690 Bob said it can't be done. The transporter beams are 212 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:08,000 jammed. 213 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 What do you mean the transporter beams are jammed? 214 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Try them again. 215 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,000 It's no use, Chode. There's nothing we can-- 216 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Six? 217 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Chode? 218 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Can you hear me? 219 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Now can you hear me? 220 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Now can you hear me? 221 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 The line's dead, and we're going to be dead, too. 222 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Look, now's not the time to panic. 223 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:34,340 Still not time. All we need to do is come up with a 224 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,000 game plan. 225 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,300 In case you haven't noticed, we're trapped aboard a 226 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,000 ghost ship. 227 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 We've lost all communications, 228 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,160 and I believe someone very close to me has soiled 229 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,000 herself. 230 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Whoever smelt it, deltak! 231 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,640 Okay, let's just split up and try to find a way out 232 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,000 of here. 233 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,460 But, Uncle Chode, whenever they do that in the horror 234 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,000 movies, everyone ends up dead. 235 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 That's the movies. This is real life! 236 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 [groaning] 237 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Oh. 238 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,010 Bob, this is useless. The comlink signal is 239 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,000 completely dead. 240 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,680 I guess that'll teach Chode for signing up for a two-year 241 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:12,000 agreement 242 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 with that fly-by-night communicator outlet. 243 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 There's got to be something we can do. 244 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,150 Why don't you say the two of us get a little more 245 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,000 acquainted. 246 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,520 Pour yourself a little more low and let your hair 247 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,000 down. 248 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Bob, we've been over this before. We're just friends. 249 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Yeah, well, friends don't let friends dry hump. 250 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 That's drive drunk. 251 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Whatever. What's a little pity sex between friends? 252 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,470 Bob, I need you to call the database and show me 253 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,000 everything you can on the USS El Dorado. 254 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 And then we can do the horizontal mambo? 255 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,000 All right, all right. Here it comes. 256 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:54,150 The curse of the El Dorado harkens back to the 257 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:56,000 greatest disasters of all time, 258 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,000 including Titanic, Apollo 13, and Gile. 259 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,460 Lost in the Bermuda Quadrant, the entire crew went 260 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:04,000 mad. 261 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Some say because the pirated stash of gold was cursed. 262 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,620 Trapped aboard, the men of the El Dorado were forced 263 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,000 to face their greatest fears, 264 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 causing them each to lose their minds. 265 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 My greatest fear is to spend the rest of my life 266 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 being associated with a character 267 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 I played for just three friggin' seasons. 268 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,370 They forget I'm the one who directed three men and a 269 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,000 baby. 270 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:32,150 The point is, the building paranoia drove the crew of 271 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,000 the El Dorado to kill one another. 272 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Did you hear that, Bob? 273 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,460 Yeah, I'm not crying for him. The guy's been pissing 274 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,000 him on in the same story all the way to the bank. 275 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 No, I mean about the ghost ship. 276 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,680 Chode and the others are going to face their worst 277 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,000 fears, which will drive them all mad. 278 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 They'll end up the same way as the crew of the El Dorado. 279 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,000 All right. That really sucks. 280 00:11:54,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Jeez, it's freezing in here. 281 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 That's better. 282 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Maybe this day's getting better after all. 283 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:22,000 They're ginormous! 284 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Oh my god! 285 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Help! Help! 286 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Huh? 287 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:53,000 How bizarre! But I'm willing to go with it. 288 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 I'm starved. 289 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Huh? 290 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:09,000 You're making a big mistake! No one likes to eat me! 291 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Hello, handsome. 292 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Are you a crew member? 293 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 You could say I'm a private. 294 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Take off that ratty old fur coat and show yourself. 295 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:40,000 It's a giant vagina! A giant! 296 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Leave me! 297 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,880 Sex, this is a suicide mission. There's no guarantee 298 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,000 you'll be able to get them out. 299 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Well, I've got to try. 300 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,460 I understand. Hey, while you're gone, you mind if I 301 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,000 reorganize your underwear drawer? 302 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 That's better. 303 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Hey, you're making a big mistake. 304 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 I'm willing to go with it. 305 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 306 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 307 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 308 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 309 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 310 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 311 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 312 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 313 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 314 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 315 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 316 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 317 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 318 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 319 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 320 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 321 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 322 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 323 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 324 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 325 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 326 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 327 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 328 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 329 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 330 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 331 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 332 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 333 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 334 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 335 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 336 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 337 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 338 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 339 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 340 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 341 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 342 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 343 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 344 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 345 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 346 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 347 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 348 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 349 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 350 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 351 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 352 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 353 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 354 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 355 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 356 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 357 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 358 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 359 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 360 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 I'm not sure I'm going to make it. 361 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000 It's time I corrected you. 362 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Oh my God. 363 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 I still think about you bending me over your desk 364 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 and spanking me with that ruler. 365 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 You know, now I gotta pay hookers to do it. 366 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Come on, Miss Maxwell. 367 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,000 You'll give it any good for old times' sake. 368 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Six? 369 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Can anybody hear me? 370 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Can anybody hear me? 371 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:27,000 I'm old and hideous. 372 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 That's what I've always feared. 373 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 You're a cyborg, Six. 374 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 You can't age. 375 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 You're going to be a hot piece of ass forever. 376 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Oh, that's right. 377 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:41,000 That's the key. 378 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Once you confront your fears, the curse is broken. 379 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000 You mean, that's the way we get out of here? 380 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,580 All we have to do is face the thing that frightens us 381 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,000 the most? 382 00:16:49,000 --> 00:17:09,000 It's terrifying, I'm telling you. 383 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 You've got to save me. 384 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 It's not that scary, Gus. 385 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Just be nice, and she'll be nice to you. 386 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Go on. 387 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Nice, Kitty. 388 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:27,000 See how easy? 389 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:33,000 We forgot to say you're a lizard. 390 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Why are you running away from them? 391 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Because they're so big and there's so many of them. 392 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,500 Just remember, the bigger they are, the better they 393 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,000 taste. 394 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Are you sure? 395 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Mm-mm. 396 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Who's next? 397 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 I still got room for dessert. 398 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 You got quite a six-pack there, handsome. 399 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 I noticed you're not wearing a wedding ring. 400 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 Are you single? 401 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Well then, come to the drama! 402 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Wow, Tanook. You figured it out all by yourself. 403 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 What are you talking about? 404 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,140 In order to escape the curse, you have to face your 405 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,000 worst fear. 406 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Ah, whatever. 407 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Still, I wished I had time to give him my number. 408 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Too long. 409 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 It's unlisted. 410 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Can we please just get out of here? 411 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Call me. 412 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:55,000 It won't bud, Jungle Chod. 413 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 If only we had some Crisco or Missola. 414 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 To grease the door? 415 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Oh yeah, for that too. 416 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 This doesn't make sense. 417 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000 By confronting our fears, the door should open. 418 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Well, maybe not. Everyone confronted their fears. 419 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,600 Huh? Yeah, well, that's because I don't have any 420 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,000 fears. 421 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Get away from me, you freak. 422 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:22,230 That'll teach him I kicked the green bastard in his 423 00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:23,000 unlucky charms. 424 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Chod, that's why the door won't open. 425 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000 You haven't faced your worst fear yet. 426 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Oh yeah? And what's that? 427 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Losing the gold. 428 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 That's ridiculous. 429 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Oh really? 430 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Get away! It's mine, I tell ya. 431 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 It's all mine. 432 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Well, looks like we figured out that unsolved mystery. 433 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Hey, I may be shallow, but I'm not that shallow. 434 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,690 There's no way my greatest fear is not giving up this 435 00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,000 measly gold. 436 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Just give it a try and see what happens. 437 00:19:53,000 --> 00:20:00,000 See? No gold. Not me. 438 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Chod. 439 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Fine. 440 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 [Grunting] 441 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Chod. 442 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Oh, all right. 443 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:17,000 [Grunting] 444 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Chod, are you going to come? 445 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,560 Let me try something first. With the door open, I'm 446 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,000 gonna try tossing the bags of gold over to you. 447 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 [Sighs] 448 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:38,000 [Grunts] 449 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,000 That's... OK, OK, OK. Keep your stinkin' gold. 450 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Yeah, that's it, Six. Suck harder. 451 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,590 They'll be shy. Go at that thing like it's your last 452 00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:52,000 meal. 453 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 [Grunting] 454 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Go stop now. You're almost there. 455 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 [Grunting] 456 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 When you get tired, let me know. 457 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,000 We should get to a gas station as fast as possible. 458 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,220 Yeah, and this time, let's steer clear of the Bermuda 459 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,000 Quadrant. 460 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 [Grunts] 461 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,580 (upbeat music) 32517

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