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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:15,333 it's time to get down to the rhythm of your Saturday nights 2 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:19,300 you're watching Love Island unseen bits 3 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,766 the only place for exclusive Love Island bangers 4 00:00:23,766 --> 00:00:26,000 and guarantee a good time 5 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,366 I'm DJ Sterling what 6 00:00:28,366 --> 00:00:31,400 Mallorca's premier mobile disco disc jockey 7 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,200 it's really good 8 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:36,800 bringing you an hour of wall to wall exclusives from the week gone by 9 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,066 from the chart toppers we'll need a lot of oil 10 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,700 to the Heart Stoppers 11 00:00:43,566 --> 00:00:45,766 morning the one hit wonders 12 00:00:45,766 --> 00:00:48,500 don't tell anybody that's rotten 13 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,600 to the absolute blunders 14 00:00:51,266 --> 00:00:52,566 scared the life out of me 15 00:00:52,566 --> 00:00:54,900 bit of a Netflix and most importantly 16 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:59,566 hitting all the right notes for some absolute classics don't give 17 00:01:01,566 --> 00:01:02,233 up up and down 18 00:01:02,233 --> 00:01:03,400 up and down reverb reverb reverb 19 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,700 reverb rewind 20 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:06,400 stick a rocket up your ass and go for it 21 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,066 yeah baby 22 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:10,500 this is Love Island Unseen Bits 23 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:12,466 Life's a game what 24 00:01:12,466 --> 00:01:14,033 and love is the prize wow 25 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,400 I would have jumped on that 26 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:17,600 wow yes 27 00:01:18,233 --> 00:01:21,000 I absolutely loved every second 28 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:38,166 welcome to Love Island unseen bits 29 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:41,533 the show that's more exclusive than Amy and Curtis 30 00:01:41,866 --> 00:01:43,066 cheers darling 31 00:01:43,633 --> 00:01:46,766 so if you're hungry to feast on more Love Island action 32 00:01:46,766 --> 00:01:49,000 but you don't want Tommy to make it for you 33 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,966 then you have come to the right place to get things started 34 00:01:52,966 --> 00:01:57,300 it's time for some classic summer camp boys dormitory shenanigans 35 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,066 take it away Michael 36 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:01,300 why is no one using this one 37 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,100 oh Michael wow 38 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,666 please scare people from that 39 00:02:09,666 --> 00:02:10,666 yeah please dude 40 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:12,766 no I'll tell you when someone's coming 41 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,933 I swear to God I will I'll call Anton up here 42 00:02:16,566 --> 00:02:17,400 mate come here 43 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,800 have a look what Callum left in the 44 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,766 in the middle thing the metal one 45 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:21,166 yeah that one 46 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:21,466 no no no 47 00:02:21,466 --> 00:02:23,600 next one next one next one there 48 00:02:31,566 --> 00:02:34,200 that's the most scary thing to come out of the wardrobe on Love Island 49 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,333 since Amy wore her Nana's curtains 50 00:02:36,566 --> 00:02:37,633 I love this actually 51 00:02:37,633 --> 00:02:40,100 yeah this is like literally my like absolute fave outfit 52 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,800 now X Factor has a boot camp 53 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,066 so why should Love Island be any different 54 00:02:48,066 --> 00:02:50,966 so I can exclusively reveal earlier in the week 55 00:02:50,966 --> 00:02:53,433 the boys dressed up like the blokes from the 1 1 56 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:56,700 8 ads and let the girls put them through their paces 57 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,933 what you do like stop talking 58 00:03:00,866 --> 00:03:01,933 stop smiling 59 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:04,666 right we're ready to put you through your paces 60 00:03:04,666 --> 00:03:05,833 it's not a time for laughing 61 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:06,700 it's not a time for joking 62 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:07,866 it's time for sweating 63 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:10,400 don't think this is a fun activity cause it's 3 in the morning 64 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,000 let's go burpees now 65 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:13,833 now now now 66 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:16,033 now burpees one two 67 00:03:16,033 --> 00:03:16,966 come on come on 68 00:03:16,966 --> 00:03:17,800 come on come on 69 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,200 no stopping no stopping 70 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,166 I took out my 28 years of frustration on men 71 00:03:22,366 --> 00:03:24,400 I really enjoyed shouting at them all 72 00:03:24,566 --> 00:03:27,800 keep going don't give up 73 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:29,233 don't don't don't don't 74 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:30,033 don't don't 75 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:37,100 I enjoyed shouting like my throat is actually hurting now 76 00:03:39,466 --> 00:03:42,100 I just felt like I needed to get out of my system stop 77 00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:43,766 hurry up faster 78 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:46,100 faster 79 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:47,800 no 80 00:03:48,566 --> 00:03:53,366 I absolutely loved every second of being able to shout out the boys 81 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:55,266 like just just going for it 82 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,666 push through the pain push through the pain 83 00:03:58,666 --> 00:04:01,200 push through the pain up and down 84 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,466 up and down quicker 85 00:04:02,466 --> 00:04:05,100 I'm no smiling it's not funny 86 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,733 this is ridiculous man 87 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:09,400 no one's ever seen me really serious 88 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,933 I could proper shout at them it was really good 89 00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:15,600 faster come on 90 00:04:15,666 --> 00:04:16,700 wait what do I have to do now 91 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:17,933 no over and under 92 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:19,166 big ones big ones 93 00:04:19,166 --> 00:04:21,000 big stars no faster faster 94 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:21,666 faster faster faster 95 00:04:21,666 --> 00:04:22,466 faster faster 96 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,333 faster some of them looked quite sexy doing it 97 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:31,033 yeah definitely 98 00:04:31,033 --> 00:04:32,066 some of them looked quite sexy 99 00:04:32,066 --> 00:04:34,633 some of them just looked like a complete mess 100 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:37,000 no I do not see any sweat on any of you 101 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,233 you're not working hard enough 102 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:41,966 I'm knackered I thought I was fit before this go 103 00:04:44,766 --> 00:04:50,500 someone call the infirmary because I need a break 104 00:04:50,566 --> 00:04:51,366 10 10 105 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:58,200 it was amazing to be horrible to them for no reason 106 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,000 ah 107 00:04:59,566 --> 00:04:59,800 fast fast 108 00:04:59,800 --> 00:04:59,966 fast fast 109 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,000 come on hold up 110 00:05:01,566 --> 00:05:03,366 we shut them up really 111 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:06,600 do you know what I'm actually tired of shouting 112 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,100 you know I never thought I'd get tired of shouting at men 113 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:11,666 can we get a new set of boys in please 114 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:13,800 the girls have broken these ones 115 00:05:20,233 --> 00:05:22,266 this week began when we found Deshy 116 00:05:22,266 --> 00:05:24,933 Danny drinking prosecco alone in the bushes 117 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:27,300 but it wasn't long before Amber and you want 118 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:30,033 they got text asking them to join him 119 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:30,833 ah 120 00:05:31,366 --> 00:05:33,033 it scared the life out of me 121 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:35,266 here's some over zealous reactions 122 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:37,400 I'm super excited 123 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,066 haha ooh 124 00:05:39,066 --> 00:05:43,000 going out of the villa finally out on a date I'm really excited 125 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,233 hey you alright hello 126 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:46,033 hi I'm Danny 127 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:48,466 but here's some bets you won't have seen 128 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:50,533 would you say you're a typical Jordan 129 00:05:51,866 --> 00:05:53,666 what's a typical Georgie I don't know 130 00:05:53,666 --> 00:05:55,100 you tell me ask for a typical Georgie 131 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,466 I don't know what one is like yeah 132 00:05:56,466 --> 00:05:57,600 I like to go out and stuff 133 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,366 but like I've got an accent but that's about it 134 00:06:00,366 --> 00:06:03,366 like yeah I'm just like normal because if you was like yeah 135 00:06:03,366 --> 00:06:05,033 I am everything like that that'd be a bit off putting 136 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,866 but I thought you said what's a Geordie 137 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,300 so no like if you if you was like 138 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,600 oh yeah I am a typical Geordie 139 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,866 what does that mean is that a big enough 140 00:06:10,866 --> 00:06:13,333 I don't know you tell me what a Geordie means to you 141 00:06:13,966 --> 00:06:15,233 I have no idea what a Geordie means 142 00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:17,300 I don't know many so why does that put you off 143 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,266 no if if you was like picking yourself up like 144 00:06:19,266 --> 00:06:20,166 oh yeah I'm a Geordie 145 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:21,300 I'm this and that ha ha ha 146 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,233 it's good that you're like no 147 00:06:22,233 --> 00:06:24,433 I don't fit into well I like being from Newcastle 148 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:25,500 that's good yeah 149 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,566 I like it 150 00:06:27,066 --> 00:06:31,466 it was safe to say there was a lack of chemistry between these two 151 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,666 but with her first class honors degree in biotechnology 152 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:39,733 and her master's in pharmaceutical assurance 153 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,233 could this fresh specimen be the lean 154 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:46,100 mean sexy vaccine that you Wendy's been searching for 155 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,033 hi hey 156 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:48,400 how are you how are you 157 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,666 nice to meet you oh 158 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:51,533 oh Mindy's proton 159 00:06:51,866 --> 00:06:53,033 you look amazing thank you 160 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:55,000 so do you get out your notepad 161 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,366 cause it's time to research the elusive love drug 162 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,933 good how are you there's a drug for me 163 00:07:02,466 --> 00:07:06,333 first step carry out meticulous background research 164 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,933 yes tell me about yourself 165 00:07:07,966 --> 00:07:09,566 well I'm 21 and I'm a model 166 00:07:09,566 --> 00:07:11,500 so I do that's what I do for work 167 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,666 where are you from so I'm originally from Hull 168 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:14,700 yeah um 169 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,933 then I moved to Leeds when I was probably about 18 170 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,400 OK how long you've been in Singapore 171 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,866 about 10 months now I'm looking for something again 172 00:07:21,866 --> 00:07:22,666 do you know yeah 173 00:07:24,633 --> 00:07:28,500 then analyze the data what would you rate his personality out of 10 174 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,566 10 oh 175 00:07:31,666 --> 00:07:34,700 I feel like we went on two different dates why 176 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,300 cause you said he was real 177 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:37,833 she's like quiet yeah 178 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,833 but I didn't get that I thought he was real 179 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:43,066 like joke you talk to them 180 00:07:43,066 --> 00:07:44,533 do you yeah 181 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:45,800 I'm always trying to play cool 182 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,566 when I see him and I'm talking to him in my head 183 00:07:47,566 --> 00:07:48,900 like half the time I'm not even listening 184 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:51,533 I'm just like you're so hot 185 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,400 compare your observations to other world famous examples 186 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,300 however ridiculous they may be 187 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:00,166 you know who you kind of reminds me of 188 00:08:01,466 --> 00:08:04,000 Obama he looks like Obama 189 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:07,266 he doesn't look like he reminds me of just something what your date 190 00:08:07,266 --> 00:08:08,766 your date look like Obama 191 00:08:08,766 --> 00:08:10,366 there's something about him 192 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:14,700 collaborate with other experts in your field or garden 193 00:08:15,033 --> 00:08:19,300 you grab him and take him for a conversation just do it 194 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:23,366 I guarantee you will not regret it girl yeah 195 00:08:23,366 --> 00:08:25,433 stick a rocket up your ass and go for it no 196 00:08:25,433 --> 00:08:30,766 that is rocket science compliment and wait the old ha ha yes 197 00:08:30,766 --> 00:08:32,700 the old touch just the old touch 198 00:08:32,966 --> 00:08:36,766 there's nothing nicer ha ha and then maybe just slide down ha ha 199 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,666 I actually cannot believe I'm getting certain techniques 200 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:41,733 ha ha from you lads 201 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,133 be careful with your apparatus 202 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,666 I think the boys are all sick 203 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:53,833 did I tell you I was really clumsy 204 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:58,900 really ha ha and finally present a precise conclusion 205 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,233 is he your type of guy that you normally like 206 00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:03,000 he's not my type but he's my type 207 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,166 do you know what I mean yeah 208 00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:05,966 like he's not my typical type yeah 209 00:09:06,066 --> 00:09:09,166 but he's my type so that's the love drug 210 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,066 side effects may include partial nudity 211 00:09:11,066 --> 00:09:12,966 extreme flirtation bouts of grafting 212 00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:15,700 cracking on an occasional mild narcissistic tendencies 213 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,266 not suitable for under eights 214 00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:28,166 I tried for ages to find a witty way to justify this next exclusive 215 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,433 but I just can't 216 00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:32,466 so we're all gonna roll with it and deal with the aftermath 217 00:09:32,466 --> 00:09:33,466 on Twitter 218 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:35,366 can you twerk 219 00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:36,866 sorry can you twerk 220 00:09:36,866 --> 00:09:37,633 oh my God yeah 221 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:40,300 do it is it is in the legs in it it's in the 222 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,500 it's in the legs yeah 223 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:42,666 cause some people go too low 224 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,066 yeah and they think like if you if you go into a squat 225 00:09:45,066 --> 00:09:46,700 you can't move your legs when you're going 226 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,366 if you go into a squat and try to twerk 227 00:09:48,766 --> 00:09:49,866 let me see please 228 00:09:49,866 --> 00:09:51,966 I think this is just about the most I can do 229 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:52,766 literally go 230 00:09:53,366 --> 00:09:54,166 wow 231 00:09:54,266 --> 00:09:55,200 yeah let's go 232 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:58,500 see it looks like you're shaking it 233 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,300 but 234 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,166 oh yeah 235 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,700 he's loving it oh damn 236 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,966 oh damn girl are you broke it 237 00:10:11,566 --> 00:10:13,600 it looks good in the swirl actually 238 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,900 yeah it does turn it up 239 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:16,700 ah 240 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,766 you feel like a girl boss 241 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:21,333 you feel like a bad bitch 242 00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:22,200 you feel like a bad bitch 243 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,000 you feel like a bad bitch 244 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,800 this week after coupling up with Tommy 245 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,533 Molly Mae quickly found herself in a love triangle with Anton 246 00:10:38,766 --> 00:10:40,033 who would you couple up with 247 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:42,500 if you weren't coupled up with your actual partner 248 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:44,333 oh obviously with Pete 249 00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:48,766 yeah that soon became a square when Deshi Danny showed interest 250 00:10:48,766 --> 00:10:50,100 based on my chat with you yesterday 251 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,733 and just seeing you around the villa and stuff 252 00:10:52,966 --> 00:10:54,633 I really want to get to know you more 253 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:56,400 but the geometry became too much 254 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,533 and she decided she only wanted to bust shapes with Tommy 255 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,966 she just needed to understand his unique personality a little better 256 00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:03,800 I would say 257 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,166 I think Tommy and I are a little bit on like different planets 258 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,566 like he's definitely in Tommy Land um 259 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:13,300 but I feel like tomorrow my mission is going to be to enter Tommy Land 260 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,000 and try and just work him out a little bit 261 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,266 well you're in luck 262 00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:20,266 cause here's a message from the tourism board of Tommy Land 263 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,433 if you're looking for men who have raw eggs for breakfast 264 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,666 and test of an iron zone by touching it 265 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:29,000 then Tommy Land is the perfect destination for you 266 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:33,600 it's a place of ancient mythology 267 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:37,400 you look like Zeus what is the Greek god of water 268 00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:40,000 King Neptune Neptune 269 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:42,233 well done 270 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,900 it's jolly good ain't just a pretty face babe 271 00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:47,600 and the only way I know that is who's SpongeBob 272 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,200 kidnap tune that's 273 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,233 he's on the you need to tell me that 274 00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,000 you should just been like yeah 275 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,400 I just remember learning that in school 276 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,233 like yes 277 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:55,833 yes I should have fucked it from his ass yeah 278 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:59,566 you just told me that you know that because of SpongeBob experience 279 00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:02,133 Tommy Land's unique customs and culture 280 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:04,700 don't tell anybody about what 281 00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:06,166 oh 282 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,066 don't do that it's no 283 00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:11,400 it's not stained oh no 284 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,466 go in the shower that's rotten huh 285 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,100 go in the shower that's rotten 286 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,066 I can't be bothered ugh 287 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,066 steeped in history 288 00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:23,266 Tommy Land offers various educational tours with local experts 289 00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:25,333 what year did World War 1 start 290 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:34,566 1964 no 291 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:35,800 that's when my dad was born 292 00:12:39,566 --> 00:12:42,466 1942 no 293 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:45,200 what was it 1931 294 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,200 Tommy Land is a place you can go just to kick back 295 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,200 relax and just bury your face 296 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:56,266 in a pillow while a ballroom dancer sits on your back whole yeah 297 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,966 that's tight 298 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,933 we'll need a lot of oil on 299 00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:05,566 wow you're a solid man ah ah 300 00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:08,800 man swear to God mate 301 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,900 I'm hardly even touching it ah ah 302 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,533 oh Kurtis ah oh ah Kurtis 303 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:21,200 I can't take no more oh man Jeez 304 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,666 it's the most magical place on earth 305 00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:28,166 book your trip to Tommy Land today 306 00:13:34,866 --> 00:13:37,066 now for another exclusive 307 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,000 down by the pool 308 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,166 Lucy and Michael are trying a bit of wife swapping just to annoy Joe 309 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,166 hey Lucy just come here a minute Lucy 310 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,166 Lucy just come here a minute 311 00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:48,566 come here a minute 312 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,733 baby ha ha ha ha ha ha 313 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:59,866 oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's a fucking snake in there 314 00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:01,300 it's a snake hey 315 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,366 you're a bit of a pussy though 316 00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,366 so you're not gonna do nothing about it 317 00:14:04,566 --> 00:14:06,566 you mad bro you fucking crazy bro 318 00:14:06,566 --> 00:14:08,500 you think I might tell me to fuck about bro 319 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,733 what hahaha 320 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,833 me and Joe are getting really well 321 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,400 he knows I recoupled with him and I like him 322 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,900 he just always looks like a babe 323 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,233 you gotta as long as you do the sexy walk out the pool 324 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,333 you can have your bed back 325 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:25,866 ha 326 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,966 get the water flick get the water flick 327 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,800 oh 328 00:14:31,866 --> 00:14:35,200 he's dead hahaha 329 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,700 you actually did it like a bad 330 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,966 oh freak hahaha 331 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,800 the name's Joe Sandwich Joe 332 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,733 the man with the golden bun 333 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:59,166 good here's Michael in the garden watching Anton working on his fishin 334 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,166 good pushing actually 335 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,833 I've got no idea what Anton's doing 336 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:06,100 help 1 so it begs the question 337 00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:10,566 what's going on here find out after this 338 00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:24,466 welcome back to Love Island 339 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,800 unseen bits there's a lot of things in my life I'd like to unsee 340 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,466 like my mum wearing jeggings 341 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,333 the game of Thrones finale 342 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,600 oh and this clip from Anton pushing 343 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,333 but what's going on here 344 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:39,466 hey 345 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,300 and squeeze up good luck 346 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,066 yes is Anton riding Danny for no apparent reason 347 00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:46,933 in broad daylight in the garden 348 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:56,666 navigating a relationship in the villa can be tricky 349 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:59,733 especially when signals can be so difficult to read 350 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,800 and as all learner drivers will tell you 351 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,133 the most confusing signal of all is amber 352 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,666 so let's see if Michael knows when to stop and when to go 353 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:12,733 and what's a red a green or an amber 354 00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:15,200 do you think me and him would be a good match 355 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,366 you and him don't do it Michael 356 00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:19,666 it's a trap it could 357 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,133 but like I don't know whether he'd be too scared of you 358 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,900 that's boring why is it boring 359 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,066 you should have said no 360 00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:27,666 that's a Red Michael stop 361 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,200 I just don't know what goes on in your mind 362 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,266 I got no idea I'm just like 363 00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:32,900 I'm just like yeah 364 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,633 she's just not into you at all 365 00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:37,000 cause like you have a type and like 366 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,233 I do have a type but like 367 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,500 but you're very well in your mind stuck to it 368 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,400 I'd be wasting your time try to like pursue you 369 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,566 yeah when you have a type 370 00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:45,866 but who else would you pursue 371 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,200 I wouldn't pursue anybody exactly 372 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,500 so how are you wasting your time 373 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,633 what else would you be doing here 374 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,633 make more fucking cheese toast 375 00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:52,300 you're going to the gym I'll make you some more cheese toast 376 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,933 you shut up hit the brakes red red 377 00:16:56,833 --> 00:17:00,000 I can never remember if Amber means stop or go 378 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,566 they say one thing it was every couple of days and then I'm like 379 00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:03,966 alright OK 380 00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:05,233 I wonder if he's the same now 381 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,600 I'm not sure well 382 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,766 I was just show you then what 383 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,666 come here no 384 00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,100 what you gonna do it means stop me 385 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,066 oh God he doesn't know he's breaking distances 386 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:20,200 is back behind the wheel what an absolute tripper 387 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,433 I wasn't prepared but I'm a bit more prepared now 388 00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,700 are you prepared now yeah green 389 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,600 it's green go for it before she goes back to red if you want to 390 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,066 you got the green light 391 00:17:43,966 --> 00:17:47,866 time now for our weekly Islanders get scared by something exclusive 392 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,433 up this week no 393 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:50,200 but obviously you know 394 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,166 I'm at that age now Joe 395 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,733 I'm 24 like I want to find someone as well bro 396 00:17:53,766 --> 00:17:55,166 I do want to find someone 397 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:56,866 it's Joe 398 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,200 the fuck was that it's a fucking beetle bro 399 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,200 scared the shit out of me 400 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,066 you were right in my face as well 401 00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,366 we all know Curtis loves to dance 402 00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:14,466 he will dance anywhere the lawn 403 00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:16,800 the pool the world is his dance floor 404 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,400 he even dances in the kitchen 405 00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:20,866 probably a bit of tap dancing 406 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,100 I'm so sorry kick back 407 00:18:24,366 --> 00:18:25,666 kick back back 408 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,800 kick back kick back 409 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,500 so think kick my hand kick my hand 410 00:18:32,566 --> 00:18:34,066 kick my hand good 411 00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:36,833 and when you do it think about pinching here 412 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,766 so it's like in pinch in 413 00:18:39,766 --> 00:18:43,666 so then you get the shape of the body 414 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,200 yes yeah 415 00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:48,966 and therefore your weight stays on the middle bit 416 00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:51,900 so you can actually move quicker 417 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,733 stays on the middle bit 418 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,500 so therefore you can move faster yeah 419 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,600 she's single she's ready to mingle 420 00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,366 she's funny that's part oh 421 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,166 bit of a slippers there aimes 422 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,000 cause Michael could change her 423 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,966 but not he's got bit of a 424 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,500 bit of a nip slip coming out there 425 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,100 that's the official dance routine to the bit of a nip slip coming out 426 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,866 oh ladies and gentlemen 427 00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,166 Curtis Pritchard officially 428 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,233 the first man in Love Island history 429 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:21,200 to put a girl's nipple back in her bikini 430 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,300 with the dance rehearsals over 431 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,533 it was time for my Yorker's version of a West End debut 432 00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:33,333 I'm loving the Grace look 433 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,466 I know that's um 434 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,400 you love musicals you could be in Grace 435 00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:40,400 unfortunately we don't have the budget for the original soundtrack 436 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,433 but luckily the cabaret duo at my hotel had half an hour spare 437 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,500 so this will have to do take it away Engelbert 438 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,033 my favourite music is 50s 60s and 70s yes 439 00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:55,566 I'm an old man at heart I literally love like old music 440 00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:59,466 you were my first choice all the time 441 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,733 I think we have like a connection as well like it's just natural 442 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,400 where do you want my massage on here 443 00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:15,366 no I my back yeah 444 00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:17,700 that's that's more where I thought you meant like 445 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,133 I didn't mean where do you 446 00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:21,300 I need to position you in a different position 447 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,700 depending on what you want doing OK 448 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,566 top of the back yeah 449 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:34,600 oh God this is gonna be awkward now I do have to like can I mount you 450 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:40,566 I thought I better ask I'm not just gonna mount you for 451 00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:42,333 you're in a half relationship now too 452 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,300 I don't know what music I'm gonna pick for this 453 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,066 no definitely not that 454 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:55,600 ooh yes 455 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,500 that's better ooh 456 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,833 she's a bit tight on this side isn't she though 457 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:00,633 yeah 458 00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:03,700 that hurts a little bit yeah 459 00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:07,666 it's a rotator cuff it's a really really sensitive area 460 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,300 it's a pressure point on your body 461 00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:13,366 so what you thought the best course of action would be 462 00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:15,266 is to press down on it 463 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,533 what sports are you good at play rounds as occasionally 464 00:21:22,466 --> 00:21:24,533 I can play a little bit of tennis 465 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:30,966 tennis what kind of sexy massage is this morning 466 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:35,600 he was like so I do want to move things to the next stage right 467 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,000 so we've been my half girlfriend hahaha 468 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:43,066 so the singleness for 26 years is over it's over 469 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,200 I said to her 470 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,200 no one's gonna come in and turn my head now you're seeing each other 471 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,100 yeah exclusively 472 00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,600 you know that bit in Grace where she's telling the story like 473 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,633 oh my God it was the most romantic thing ever and he's like yeah 474 00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:55,066 shagged her basically yeah 475 00:21:55,866 --> 00:22:00,066 it's really sexy outfit any touching it was completely PG 476 00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:10,200 like you but like all good musicals things are never plain sailing 477 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,366 what you're right what's the matter 478 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,000 what's wrong what's wrong 479 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,166 I just feel really out of my depth 480 00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,100 because I've never been in this situation before 481 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,500 I really like like him so much and I've never met anyone like him 482 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,800 and I know I never will meet anyone like him 483 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,166 and I just feel like I'm gonna fucking ruin it hopelessly 484 00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:36,133 I promise I won't be a rotter today 485 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,366 you're not at all 486 00:22:41,633 --> 00:22:44,266 I'm totally out of my depth in this whole situation 487 00:22:44,266 --> 00:22:45,200 I don't know how to play out 488 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,166 I don't know what's too much 489 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,500 I don't know what's like not enough 490 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:52,866 I just I don't know all together now 491 00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:11,900 after last night's performance 492 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,966 Curtis caught up with his tea birds 493 00:23:13,966 --> 00:23:17,300 even though one of them can't even make his bird a tea 494 00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:18,866 I feel like you might 495 00:23:18,866 --> 00:23:20,633 I feel like you might get overlooked in this group 496 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,100 like no one asked no one asked to go who you chatting to today 497 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:23,600 like 498 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,400 I feel like if we just assume everything's all smooth and swimmingly 499 00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:27,433 it's all it must 500 00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:28,933 is it is it all chilling 501 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,000 it is to be fair 502 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,700 yeah everything's going really well 503 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,500 to be fair 504 00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,600 it's a weird thing like 505 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,966 like girls and relationships in it like 506 00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:39,400 like literally I with the girls I've been in the past 507 00:23:40,466 --> 00:23:41,566 sometimes 508 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,266 everything is just unexpected in it 509 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,566 hmm cause we all 510 00:23:46,566 --> 00:23:48,000 we all find like I keep saying 511 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,866 like it's not hard to find some people 512 00:23:49,966 --> 00:23:51,600 it's not hard to find an attraction 513 00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:55,566 but I couldn't live with myself knowing I'm with someone who's not 514 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,333 what I see is like an absolute queen 515 00:23:59,066 --> 00:24:02,966 do you know what I mean some people go through life never finding love 516 00:24:02,966 --> 00:24:04,266 living by yourself no kids 517 00:24:04,266 --> 00:24:04,900 fuck all 518 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,800 some people even get in relationships and get married and have kids 519 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,133 and still haven't found love 520 00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:10,500 not true love 521 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,666 well I think it's hard to find true love 522 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,366 yeah very true 523 00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,966 but I I believe life's a game 524 00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:20,900 and love is the prize 525 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,233 if you find it you find it 526 00:24:23,233 --> 00:24:24,400 if you don't you don't 527 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,433 after something that profound 528 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:30,766 I think we need a break to really let it sink in 529 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,800 welcome back to Love Island 530 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,600 unseen bits like more with Michael on the day 531 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,200 we'll be spoon feeding you 532 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,500 tasty morsels of exclusive footage from the villa 533 00:24:54,466 --> 00:24:56,066 take this one for example 534 00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:59,400 where Anna got her claws out for Anton 535 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,600 yeah baby 536 00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:02,766 ugh 537 00:25:03,033 --> 00:25:03,833 okay 538 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,966 I don't do that I know guys love it when you like scratch your back 539 00:25:06,966 --> 00:25:07,633 with your nails yeah 540 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,066 I do oh oh 541 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:15,200 this is like this is like the most contact I've ever had 542 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:16,566 it was like it was like 543 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,300 can you just get off me 544 00:25:19,266 --> 00:25:21,900 not the happiest ending to a massage I've seen on this show 545 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,800 but Anton seems well chuffed 546 00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:34,800 time now for an exclusive clip of Tommy 547 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,700 trying for a place on the Love Island Pub quiz team 548 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,366 I'm very knowledgeable though 549 00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:41,800 yeah yeah ask me any question 550 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,066 capital of France 551 00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,066 capital of France 552 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,400 yeah 553 00:26:02,366 --> 00:26:03,866 it's quite an easy one 554 00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:12,500 it's quite easy let's begin with 555 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,766 I'm not gonna tell you that cause it's really 556 00:26:13,766 --> 00:26:14,600 I don't know 557 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,400 come on the capital of France 558 00:26:20,466 --> 00:26:23,266 go on Paris shit 559 00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,666 fuck me go ask me another question 560 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:26,500 that's not as it's not as 561 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,666 it's a slip up I need to prove myself 562 00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:29,566 go on do you know pi 563 00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:32,533 pi yeah 3.14 564 00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,766 alright I'll give you that one yeah 565 00:26:35,766 --> 00:26:39,633 what kind of school did Tommy go to where he knows pi but not Paris 566 00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:42,066 my guess is he fancy his maths teacher 567 00:26:42,066 --> 00:26:45,533 but his geography teacher was a bald bloke with coffee breath 568 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,400 this lot of wangled themselves 569 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,500 the cheapest all inclusive package holiday out there 570 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,333 yet they're still discussing their finances 571 00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,566 would you ever let a girl pay on the first date 572 00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:02,966 no you 573 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:04,800 I wouldn't intend to 574 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,766 but I've been on a date before where the girl was like no 575 00:27:06,766 --> 00:27:08,200 let me pay like she 576 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,166 and she was like she was 577 00:27:09,166 --> 00:27:12,300 like offended that I tried to suggest like she was like 578 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,300 I have my I have my money 579 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,400 I was like OK 580 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,366 I'll be like yeah 581 00:27:15,366 --> 00:27:16,266 it's fine bye 582 00:27:16,866 --> 00:27:17,700 you saw it 583 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,400 bye 584 00:27:19,866 --> 00:27:22,366 if somebody didn't offer to pay on the first date 585 00:27:22,366 --> 00:27:24,666 I'll be like I'm not seeing you again 586 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:28,166 have you ever took anyone on like a cool first date 587 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,266 um 588 00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:31,633 I don't think so not nothing like mega 589 00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:33,066 like horse riding stuff like that 590 00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:33,966 yeah um 591 00:27:34,366 --> 00:27:35,966 no normally just like typical drink 592 00:27:35,966 --> 00:27:37,633 I don't really date that much to be honest 593 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:38,466 really not no 594 00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:40,700 like I've been on like 3 or 4 595 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,700 like in your life yeah 596 00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:46,400 yeah ever actually not been on that many like first dates 597 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,866 did any interest in one taking you to Paris on a first date mm hmm 598 00:27:53,266 --> 00:27:55,466 that's cool that I was like 599 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:56,200 what are you doing tomorrow 600 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,866 and she was just like nothing 601 00:27:57,866 --> 00:27:58,866 I was like do you wanna go to Paris 602 00:27:58,866 --> 00:27:59,666 it was she's like 603 00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:00,733 oh what 604 00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:05,366 let's go Paris and then what 605 00:28:05,366 --> 00:28:07,566 yeah for how long 606 00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:09,633 the day and then you came back the same night 607 00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:10,100 same night yeah 608 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:12,000 what did you do went to Disneyland 609 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,066 stop yeah 610 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,866 like he's taking girls to Paris 611 00:28:16,866 --> 00:28:19,533 and I can't even get someone to text me back hahaha 612 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,866 if someone asked you to take 613 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,266 can you go to Paris for a first date 614 00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:24,366 would you say no or yeah 615 00:28:24,366 --> 00:28:25,733 I'd actually be fucking scared 616 00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:26,800 you know I'd be scared 617 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,066 I'd be like they're gonna murder us 618 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,366 but it'd be nice if someone could ask 619 00:28:30,366 --> 00:28:31,500 you know I mean yeah 620 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,200 ask the question so I can say no 621 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,700 so you can say no hahaha ha ha yeah 622 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,700 I just wanna reject you yeah 623 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,000 whatever happens now between you two 624 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,366 like you just set a standard as well 625 00:28:41,366 --> 00:28:42,200 by the way no yeah 626 00:28:42,366 --> 00:28:43,633 like if you come out here together 627 00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:45,200 that's it right 628 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:45,833 where we going then 629 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:46,866 where we going she'll be like 630 00:28:46,866 --> 00:28:49,000 where we going she'll give you a list of countries she haven't been to 631 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,266 like no 632 00:28:50,266 --> 00:28:53,133 in these loyal be straight in a car to Magaluf 633 00:28:59,566 --> 00:29:00,433 a few days ago 634 00:29:00,433 --> 00:29:04,000 Anton got a text message that interrupted a perfectly good game of 635 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,066 sit on the bean bags and do nothing boys 636 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,466 tonight two new girls will enter the villa 637 00:29:10,033 --> 00:29:15,900 hashtag dishy dates hashtag make a meal of it hashtag hungry eyes 638 00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:20,000 that's right two new girls 639 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,100 six courses and millions of people 640 00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,866 finding out that there's men in their 20s 641 00:29:23,866 --> 00:29:25,500 who can't make their own dinner 642 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:29,766 it's time for all the bits you didn't see during that steamy night 643 00:29:29,766 --> 00:29:33,666 in the kitchen this is grafter chef 644 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,966 look at us unfortunately 645 00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:39,000 the chef whites we ordered didn't arrive 646 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,600 so Danny was looking to dazzle in denim 647 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,400 and judging by his outfit 648 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,966 Tommy was looking for £100,000 investment 649 00:29:45,966 --> 00:29:48,500 in return for a 20% stake in his business 650 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:51,900 hi boys now they just needed their dishy diners 651 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:55,200 well that and even an Iota of culinary talent 652 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,466 starters were up first and Tommy had big aspirations 653 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,833 so I'm gonna do a I'm gonna toast two piece of bread 654 00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:03,833 and I'll put a layer of cheese on top 655 00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,000 with some ketchup and mayonnaise 656 00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:06,633 but but bro we've got like 657 00:30:06,633 --> 00:30:08,100 you got all those sweets all those sweets 658 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,266 you know I don't wanna kill anybody 659 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:10,333 so I ain't cooking shit 660 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,366 and Danny wasn't actually cooking anything 661 00:30:13,366 --> 00:30:15,566 so what's on his Salt Bae impression 662 00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:19,900 to be honest everyone was just keen to see how Tommy's starter looked 663 00:30:21,433 --> 00:30:24,266 that looks fucking boss and he should know 664 00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:27,133 he won the catering contract for Fire Festival 665 00:30:27,966 --> 00:30:29,300 Danny with filmographer 666 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:33,000 chef the professionals with some smooth chat about olives 667 00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:33,600 I was like olives 668 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,833 and I was like some people don't like olives 669 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,333 and I was like oh my God 670 00:30:36,466 --> 00:30:37,366 some people don't like olives 671 00:30:37,366 --> 00:30:39,500 you're right I actually love olives well more 672 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,266 and Tommy well 673 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,100 they weren't talking about olives 674 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,700 have you kissed Molly yet 675 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,966 no really 676 00:30:45,966 --> 00:30:46,633 no I haven't kissed her yet 677 00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:47,500 no wow 678 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,833 I would have jumped on that 679 00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:49,900 you already jumped on it 680 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:51,900 I like the straightforwardness 681 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:53,800 I'm sorry but I can't help it 682 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,466 the pressure was on for the main courses 683 00:30:56,466 --> 00:30:58,633 cause these girls had big appetites 684 00:30:58,633 --> 00:31:01,800 and it sounded like Tommy was gonna need to have one too 685 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,200 I wish he was eating me 686 00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:05,566 oh my God stop 687 00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:08,833 Anton and Danny were up at the pass for the main course 688 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,500 and unsurprisingly Anton was full of 689 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,533 confidence oh my God 690 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,333 that man is unbelievable is it really that's unbelievable 691 00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:23,366 the boys knew Tommy had lost his head 692 00:31:23,366 --> 00:31:26,466 but what about Anton he was eating carbs 693 00:31:27,433 --> 00:31:27,900 thankfully 694 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,700 Anton was able to deftly mansplain his way through the situation 695 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,000 I mean no disrespect 696 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,866 like I mean obviously you're 26 697 00:31:34,866 --> 00:31:37,133 you're not looking for a stupid little boy that no 698 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,266 that's you know no about and doesn't know what he's doing 699 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:41,266 I mean like probably a man that can cook and just 700 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,566 just a gentleman effectively 701 00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,133 and it's so hard to come by these days 702 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,366 Danny tried to keep it classy with Moira 703 00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:49,000 but the rat ass Henry at the bar waiting for a table 704 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,766 lowered the tone somewhat hahaha 705 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,300 that's the girls hahaha 706 00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:00,200 very childish hahaha 707 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,466 I can do that too con 708 00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:08,366 onto pudding and Tommy knew how to satisfy a sweet tooth 709 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,500 in this little square there's gonna be some chocolate here 710 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,900 there's gonna be a blob of jelly 711 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:15,066 bottom right it's gonna be some uh 712 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,466 jelly babies and then bottom left 713 00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:21,500 it's gonna be maybe a carrot in case they wanna be healthy what 714 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,200 give them options bro options 715 00:32:24,066 --> 00:32:25,100 meanwhile Danny 716 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,966 a man who could burn water 717 00:32:26,966 --> 00:32:30,366 gave Michael some last minute tips on making a cold dessert 718 00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:32,000 do you wanna put it in the oven 719 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:34,700 I'm done 720 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:36,766 during the date 721 00:32:36,766 --> 00:32:41,000 Elmer thought of a clever way to avoid eating any of Tommy's creation 722 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,433 how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth 723 00:32:42,433 --> 00:32:43,566 do you reckon you could do all three 724 00:32:43,566 --> 00:32:44,066 yeah I'm 725 00:32:44,066 --> 00:32:45,466 there you are yeah yeah 726 00:32:45,466 --> 00:32:46,266 go on 727 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,800 go on 728 00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:49,366 go on 729 00:32:52,233 --> 00:32:53,500 that you gag didn't I 730 00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,000 that was a poor effort from you 731 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,500 that was a proper poor effort 732 00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:00,733 but Maura and Michael were up to some far more erotic eating 733 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,266 I'm sure that I'll have absolutely no repercussions at all 734 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:11,466 join us next year on Grafter Chef 735 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,400 break time now 736 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,200 but to give you something to chew over while you're away 737 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,333 here's Curtis giving Tommy what sounds like a boxing Pep talk 738 00:33:28,566 --> 00:33:29,866 Tommy you actually need to 739 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,033 you like you need to not beat yourself up 740 00:33:32,033 --> 00:33:35,500 please don't please don't beat yourself up 741 00:33:36,466 --> 00:33:39,200 take some deep breaths into your nose boom 742 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,266 I'll be next does Tommy a 743 00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:45,333 sit on the bed and break it 744 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,400 b let out a stinker of a fart 745 00:33:48,466 --> 00:33:53,466 or c jab Curtis with an uppercut find out in a Mo 746 00:34:05,566 --> 00:34:07,266 welcome back to Love Island 747 00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:11,966 unseen bits think of us as like the moral of TV shows confident 748 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:12,833 engaging 749 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:17,066 and full of outrageous Love Island gold just waiting to burst out 750 00:34:17,866 --> 00:34:18,633 before the break 751 00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:23,766 we showed you a clip of Curtis giving Tommy a good old talking to boom 752 00:34:23,966 --> 00:34:25,066 I've been next Tommy 753 00:34:25,066 --> 00:34:28,266 you actually need to you like you need to not beat yourself up 754 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:31,733 please don't please don't beat yourself up 755 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,733 take some deep breaths in through your nose 756 00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:38,666 oh my that's disgusting 757 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,433 that's gonna stink as well 758 00:34:43,433 --> 00:34:44,400 get it out bro 759 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,333 turns out he dropped a silent but violent fart 760 00:34:47,466 --> 00:34:49,700 honestly I could smell it from here 761 00:34:50,766 --> 00:34:54,166 now we interrupt this appalling smell for the news in your area 762 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,466 good evening I'm in Sterling reporting on the ground for Island News 763 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,566 Tonight we bring you a special 764 00:35:02,566 --> 00:35:06,466 in depth report on the aftermath of Hurricane Mora 765 00:35:06,466 --> 00:35:09,866 which some experts are calling the biggest storm to date 766 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,800 with a cold front blowing in from Ireland 767 00:35:16,033 --> 00:35:17,266 hi boys 768 00:35:17,466 --> 00:35:20,866 emergency clothing supplies were immediately sent in 769 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:22,933 oh my god you are 770 00:35:24,766 --> 00:35:28,666 with volunteers already wearing high visibility protective gear 771 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:30,533 I gave her my jacket as soon as she walked in 772 00:35:31,266 --> 00:35:33,966 victims try to keep up a brave face 773 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,700 when I'm never when I'm never like that though 774 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,500 always joking smiling 775 00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:43,433 but across the board communication has broken down 776 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,900 why are you being like that 777 00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:48,266 I literally told you that I like 778 00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:50,266 I was interested in you it didn't matter who came to the door 779 00:35:50,266 --> 00:35:52,433 right and alright 780 00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:53,566 what have I done nothing 781 00:35:53,566 --> 00:35:54,600 nothing yeah 782 00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:55,700 Jesus Christ 783 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,366 what what's the matter 784 00:35:57,366 --> 00:35:59,266 what you want what did you pull us over for 785 00:35:59,966 --> 00:36:01,066 I just want to speak to you 786 00:36:01,066 --> 00:36:01,900 is that alright yeah 787 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,666 it is you seem like you've got a proper attitude 788 00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:06,433 I don't have an attitude I just think like I just can't it 789 00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:07,633 I just don't like people 790 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:13,066 like I'm honest and I will say I can't be mature and I can't be petty 791 00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:17,933 fully admit that attempts at damage repair are failing 792 00:36:17,966 --> 00:36:18,900 I hear ha ha 793 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,533 ha ha from the terrorist tell me that's not childish 794 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,700 it's just you gonna tell me that's not childish 795 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,600 it's just funny just funny you know what's not 796 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,566 you guys are always singing all day you think that's childish 797 00:36:26,566 --> 00:36:27,366 I'm saying that's childish 798 00:36:27,366 --> 00:36:28,200 when I came in 799 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,200 I was nervous as fuck and I got made to feel really welcomed 800 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,900 they're coming in the exact same way 801 00:36:34,566 --> 00:36:35,366 no 802 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,866 the scientific community analyzed the damage 803 00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:41,966 do you know what it is 804 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:45,300 it's because they came in like really like really really confident 805 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,000 hey girls 806 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,133 and I feel like they kind of set the atmosphere for themselves 807 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:54,666 and anything after that was just a reaction 808 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,533 every action has a reaction 809 00:36:57,266 --> 00:36:58,266 it's just the laws of physics 810 00:36:58,266 --> 00:37:03,100 like Hurricane Mora continued to batter the island 811 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:08,466 if you if you wanna get to know me I'm I'm like all committed to you 812 00:37:08,466 --> 00:37:09,266 yeah 813 00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:11,800 causing disruption to passing traffic 814 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,633 I don't play games right but you know what I find really attractive 815 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:15,300 what 816 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:18,566 like be a fucking man and don't be afraid to say what you have to say 817 00:37:18,566 --> 00:37:20,166 I've been a man the whole time in it 818 00:37:21,066 --> 00:37:22,566 it's fate that we're standing here 819 00:37:22,566 --> 00:37:24,866 listen to me I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck 820 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,533 reports of strange injuries are coming in 821 00:37:28,766 --> 00:37:31,233 my head has done a 560 degree turn 822 00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,200 are you joking no 823 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,600 I ain't joking I ain't joking 824 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,233 are you joking 825 00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:38,766 I'm being deadly serious emergency teams started to panic what 826 00:37:38,766 --> 00:37:39,666 should how should I act now 827 00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:40,866 should I act like I don't give a fuck 828 00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:43,066 like I'm so bad at this I don't wanna go and be like 829 00:37:43,566 --> 00:37:44,633 should I just be like just babe 830 00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:46,500 no worries or what what do I do 831 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:50,666 victims were visited by ballroom dancer offering aid 832 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:54,066 if this happened to you would not have said that guys right 833 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,200 in this current state 834 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,800 you're not gonna get the achieved end goal that you both want 835 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:03,566 leave it for tonight and talk tomorrow on fresh heads 836 00:38:04,566 --> 00:38:07,600 but Hurricane Mora continued well into the night 837 00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:09,466 Tommy do you want to join me ha ha 838 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,033 stay tuned for further updates 839 00:38:15,033 --> 00:38:19,166 I mean Sterling taking shelter in my voice over booth in Mallorca 840 00:38:28,066 --> 00:38:29,700 once the new girls had arrived 841 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:33,233 Curtis and Amy took it upon themselves to explain to Elma what's what 842 00:38:33,233 --> 00:38:37,600 who's who and most importantly that they were exclusive first 843 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:40,766 so obviously you got us and then you've got Joe and Lucy 844 00:38:40,766 --> 00:38:41,933 mm hmm um 845 00:38:42,066 --> 00:38:45,466 and obviously then that's it for sort of couple 846 00:38:45,466 --> 00:38:46,566 obviously Michael and Amber 847 00:38:46,566 --> 00:38:47,966 potential couple now yeah 848 00:38:47,966 --> 00:38:49,700 and you Wanda and Danny potential couple 849 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,866 potential mm hmm 850 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,400 so we went to the hideaway 851 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,933 we became exclusive so I've heard this is exciting 852 00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:59,100 and then we came back here and then like an hour later 853 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:00,100 Lucy and Joe were like oh 854 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,800 by the way we're exclusive too 855 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,866 oh really 856 00:39:02,866 --> 00:39:05,533 and yeah I think it's like competition a little bit 857 00:39:05,866 --> 00:39:07,400 I don't care you don't 858 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,000 have no no 859 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,933 there's been no real drama 860 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,066 apart from Joe telling me to fuck off last night when I told him that 861 00:39:13,066 --> 00:39:13,633 um 862 00:39:13,633 --> 00:39:16,900 Lucy can cut like I asked Lucy to come sit with us and see her anymore 863 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,833 and apart from that there's been no drama until I was joking yeah 864 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:22,200 I was joking until until are you sure 865 00:39:22,466 --> 00:39:23,966 I feel like he's really sensitive 866 00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:25,833 I feel like he's a proper sensitive egg 867 00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:26,900 make your own opinion on it 868 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,800 OK then yes he's such a grown up 869 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:37,033 now Maura's arrival has certainly raised a few eyebrows 870 00:39:37,033 --> 00:39:39,633 but not Anton's they were like that before she arrived 871 00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,866 as she pointed out to Lucy and Elma 872 00:39:41,866 --> 00:39:42,833 like I'd love to say to him 873 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:45,400 just leave your eyebrows and leave the hair on your legs 874 00:39:45,566 --> 00:39:47,366 yeah and you're perfect 875 00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:49,366 cause that is such a turn off for me 876 00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:54,766 like the whole leg shaving and eyebrows that is such a turn off for me 877 00:39:54,866 --> 00:39:56,700 off complete I'm not even joking 878 00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,766 that was the only reason I didn't pick him for a date 879 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,600 yeah but I that's a big thing for me 880 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,166 but I think if he likes someone 881 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,500 and someone like genuinely like someone 882 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,966 but you're asking someone to change 883 00:40:04,966 --> 00:40:07,300 and I wouldn't expect anyone to change for me 884 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:09,233 do you know what I mean the leg thing that that I'm 885 00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:10,700 I'm not really thinking that's asking something 886 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,800 like asking too much of him 887 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,033 if I was to be like I like 888 00:40:13,033 --> 00:40:15,100 say if he genuinely like liked me or he liked anyone 889 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,400 they said I really like leg hair 890 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,166 I think he would grow it out for me yeah 891 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,100 but I mean I think he likes 892 00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,233 he doesn't need leg shape 893 00:40:20,233 --> 00:40:21,766 but he doesn't need to do that like no 894 00:40:21,766 --> 00:40:23,866 he doesn't like I like a man man yeah 895 00:40:23,866 --> 00:40:26,700 I like here I don't want someone see some of the girls in here 896 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,200 his eyebrows are better than mine like yeah 897 00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:30,966 if I was in bed with him 898 00:40:30,966 --> 00:40:33,900 like he'd feel the prickly hairs on my legs 100% 899 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,833 100% and I'd feel conscious 900 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:36,500 I'd be like oh 901 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,600 I got enough to shave every single day 902 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,166 you could actually like go up and be like 903 00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:41,500 should we shave our legs today 904 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,400 god yeah you shave mine and I'll shave yours 905 00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:46,066 I'm not gonna imagine it go ahead Mora 906 00:40:46,066 --> 00:40:47,100 shave Anton's legs 907 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:50,800 but just remember that the only person who gets to shave his ass 908 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,300 is his dear old Ma 909 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:01,866 while the boys left the villa for a day of pampering at the spa 910 00:41:01,866 --> 00:41:04,666 the girls decided to take some photos that they can't keep 911 00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:06,366 or upload anywhere 912 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:08,500 oh it's too hot 913 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,600 so I need to dip in like you look so sexy Anna yeah 914 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,800 I know you could take a photo yes 915 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,766 we get some photos no 916 00:41:14,766 --> 00:41:16,600 why not it's for the memories 917 00:41:16,966 --> 00:41:18,166 can I use your phone number 918 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:20,300 of course thanks baby 919 00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:22,233 do you want me to take some of you 920 00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:23,500 no absolutely not 921 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,666 I look terrible right now 922 00:41:24,666 --> 00:41:27,000 you don't look terrible I'm getting 923 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:31,100 I don't look quite like you though darling 924 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,633 shut up are you serious 925 00:41:32,633 --> 00:41:33,966 this is a really good camera 926 00:41:35,366 --> 00:41:36,866 come on take a picture 927 00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:38,800 take take a picture 928 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,133 show me more ass I need more ass 929 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,166 what do I do I don't know how to pose 930 00:41:43,566 --> 00:41:44,700 like just pose like 931 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:45,300 oh yeah 932 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,533 oh take a picture 933 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:50,800 I think we should do it here girls 934 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,266 and then that way you got the view 935 00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:55,400 just start living your best lives in the middle of a Yorker 936 00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:00,866 oh girls 937 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,166 now there's all sorts of different types of kisses 938 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,633 and in the villa this week 939 00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:18,800 we've seen them all 940 00:42:19,566 --> 00:42:22,366 we've had the rather unconvincing kiss and makeup 941 00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:25,366 are you alright I don't want this to be an issue 942 00:42:25,766 --> 00:42:29,233 and I just hope we can like if we draw a line under it now 943 00:42:29,233 --> 00:42:30,833 and that's it case closed 944 00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:32,400 yeah and we'll all move forward 945 00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:35,933 we'll have a nice night we'll wake up tomorrow and start a new day 946 00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:38,566 so case closed draw a line under it yeah 947 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,933 the classic romantic first kiss 948 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:45,633 hahaha 949 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:49,866 wow 950 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,300 haha get in 951 00:42:52,866 --> 00:42:53,766 get in 952 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:59,033 haha Danny is first person I've kissed in like a long 953 00:42:59,033 --> 00:43:02,400 like a long time cause I just spend most of my time 954 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,866 like in work or in the library or just doing something else 955 00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:07,300 so I'm yeah 956 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:09,266 it was really weird I just 957 00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:10,266 I felt like I didn't know what 958 00:43:10,266 --> 00:43:11,566 I was doing but yeah 959 00:43:11,566 --> 00:43:15,466 it was myself and Molly had the most satisfying kiss of them all 960 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,100 the kiss my ass 961 00:43:24,466 --> 00:43:28,566 but the question on everyone's lips is what will become of our couples 962 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,600 will Amy and Curtis take a risk and remake the hugely underrated 963 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,700 Grease 2 Will Michael couple up with Amber 964 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,900 and be scared of her in an official capacity 965 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,200 Will Lucy and Joe 966 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,166 continue to prove they know which side their bread is buttered 967 00:43:43,566 --> 00:43:45,566 Will Danny couple up with you one day 968 00:43:45,566 --> 00:43:48,933 and collectively make a nation go ah 969 00:43:49,566 --> 00:43:53,266 Will Anton find himself a relationship that's longer than his leg hair 970 00:43:53,466 --> 00:43:56,966 and will Tommy work out how many degrees he wants his head to stop at 971 00:43:56,966 --> 00:43:59,466 and decide between Moira and Molly Mae 972 00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,300 but the one thing he doesn't need a degree in 973 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,000 is chatting up the ladies 974 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:08,200 here's a top tip of how to pull from the president of Tommy Land 975 00:44:08,233 --> 00:44:09,600 give me your best chat line huh 976 00:44:09,766 --> 00:44:10,833 hit me are you from Tennessee 977 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,166 cause you're only 10 I see 978 00:44:12,966 --> 00:44:16,133 oh my god wow 72566

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