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it's time to get down to the rhythm of your Saturday nights
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you're watching Love Island unseen bits
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the only place for exclusive Love Island bangers
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and guarantee a good time
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I'm DJ Sterling what
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Mallorca's premier mobile disco disc jockey
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it's really good
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bringing you an hour of wall to wall exclusives from the week gone by
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from the chart toppers we'll need a lot of oil
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to the Heart Stoppers
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morning the one hit wonders
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don't tell anybody that's rotten
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to the absolute blunders
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scared the life out of me
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bit of a Netflix and most importantly
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hitting all the right notes for some absolute classics don't give
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up up and down
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up and down reverb reverb reverb
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reverb rewind
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stick a rocket up your ass and go for it
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yeah baby
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this is Love Island Unseen Bits
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Life's a game what
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and love is the prize wow
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I would have jumped on that
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wow yes
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I absolutely loved every second
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welcome to Love Island unseen bits
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the show that's more exclusive than Amy and Curtis
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cheers darling
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so if you're hungry to feast on more Love Island action
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but you don't want Tommy to make it for you
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then you have come to the right place to get things started
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it's time for some classic summer camp boys dormitory shenanigans
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take it away Michael
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why is no one using this one
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oh Michael wow
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please scare people from that
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yeah please dude
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no I'll tell you when someone's coming
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I swear to God I will I'll call Anton up here
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mate come here
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have a look what Callum left in the
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in the middle thing the metal one
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yeah that one
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no no no
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next one next one next one there
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that's the most scary thing to come out of the wardrobe on Love Island
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since Amy wore her Nana's curtains
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I love this actually
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yeah this is like literally my like absolute fave outfit
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now X Factor has a boot camp
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so why should Love Island be any different
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so I can exclusively reveal earlier in the week
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the boys dressed up like the blokes from the 1 1
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8 ads and let the girls put them through their paces
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what you do like stop talking
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stop smiling
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right we're ready to put you through your paces
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it's not a time for laughing
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it's not a time for joking
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it's time for sweating
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don't think this is a fun activity cause it's 3 in the morning
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let's go burpees now
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now now now
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now burpees one two
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come on come on
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come on come on
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no stopping no stopping
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I took out my 28 years of frustration on men
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I really enjoyed shouting at them all
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keep going don't give up
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don't don't don't don't
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don't don't
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I enjoyed shouting like my throat is actually hurting now
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I just felt like I needed to get out of my system stop
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hurry up faster
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faster
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no
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I absolutely loved every second of being able to shout out the boys
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like just just going for it
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push through the pain push through the pain
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push through the pain up and down
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up and down quicker
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I'm no smiling it's not funny
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this is ridiculous man
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no one's ever seen me really serious
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I could proper shout at them it was really good
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faster come on
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wait what do I have to do now
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no over and under
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big ones big ones
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big stars no faster faster
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faster faster faster
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faster faster
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faster some of them looked quite sexy doing it
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yeah definitely
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some of them looked quite sexy
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some of them just looked like a complete mess
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no I do not see any sweat on any of you
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you're not working hard enough
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I'm knackered I thought I was fit before this go
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someone call the infirmary because I need a break
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10 10
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it was amazing to be horrible to them for no reason
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ah
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fast fast
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fast fast
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come on hold up
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we shut them up really
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do you know what I'm actually tired of shouting
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you know I never thought I'd get tired of shouting at men
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can we get a new set of boys in please
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the girls have broken these ones
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this week began when we found Deshy
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Danny drinking prosecco alone in the bushes
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but it wasn't long before Amber and you want
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they got text asking them to join him
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ah
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it scared the life out of me
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here's some over zealous reactions
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I'm super excited
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haha ooh
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going out of the villa finally out on a date I'm really excited
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hey you alright hello
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hi I'm Danny
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but here's some bets you won't have seen
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would you say you're a typical Jordan
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what's a typical Georgie I don't know
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you tell me ask for a typical Georgie
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I don't know what one is like yeah
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I like to go out and stuff
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but like I've got an accent but that's about it
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like yeah I'm just like normal because if you was like yeah
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I am everything like that that'd be a bit off putting
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but I thought you said what's a Geordie
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so no like if you if you was like
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oh yeah I am a typical Geordie
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what does that mean is that a big enough
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I don't know you tell me what a Geordie means to you
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I have no idea what a Geordie means
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I don't know many so why does that put you off
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no if if you was like picking yourself up like
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oh yeah I'm a Geordie
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I'm this and that ha ha ha
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it's good that you're like no
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I don't fit into well I like being from Newcastle
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that's good yeah
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I like it
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it was safe to say there was a lack of chemistry between these two
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but with her first class honors degree in biotechnology
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and her master's in pharmaceutical assurance
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could this fresh specimen be the lean
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mean sexy vaccine that you Wendy's been searching for
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hi hey
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how are you how are you
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nice to meet you oh
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oh Mindy's proton
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you look amazing thank you
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so do you get out your notepad
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cause it's time to research the elusive love drug
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good how are you there's a drug for me
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first step carry out meticulous background research
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yes tell me about yourself
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well I'm 21 and I'm a model
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so I do that's what I do for work
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where are you from so I'm originally from Hull
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yeah um
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then I moved to Leeds when I was probably about 18
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OK how long you've been in Singapore
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about 10 months now I'm looking for something again
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do you know yeah
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then analyze the data what would you rate his personality out of 10
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10 oh
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I feel like we went on two different dates why
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cause you said he was real
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she's like quiet yeah
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but I didn't get that I thought he was real
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like joke you talk to them
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do you yeah
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I'm always trying to play cool
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when I see him and I'm talking to him in my head
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like half the time I'm not even listening
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I'm just like you're so hot
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compare your observations to other world famous examples
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however ridiculous they may be
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you know who you kind of reminds me of
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Obama he looks like Obama
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he doesn't look like he reminds me of just something what your date
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your date look like Obama
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there's something about him
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collaborate with other experts in your field or garden
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you grab him and take him for a conversation just do it
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I guarantee you will not regret it girl yeah
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stick a rocket up your ass and go for it no
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that is rocket science compliment and wait the old ha ha yes
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the old touch just the old touch
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there's nothing nicer ha ha and then maybe just slide down ha ha
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I actually cannot believe I'm getting certain techniques
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ha ha from you lads
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be careful with your apparatus
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I think the boys are all sick
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did I tell you I was really clumsy
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really ha ha and finally present a precise conclusion
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is he your type of guy that you normally like
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he's not my type but he's my type
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do you know what I mean yeah
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like he's not my typical type yeah
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but he's my type so that's the love drug
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side effects may include partial nudity
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extreme flirtation bouts of grafting
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cracking on an occasional mild narcissistic tendencies
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not suitable for under eights
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I tried for ages to find a witty way to justify this next exclusive
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but I just can't
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so we're all gonna roll with it and deal with the aftermath
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on Twitter
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can you twerk
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sorry can you twerk
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oh my God yeah
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do it is it is in the legs in it it's in the
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it's in the legs yeah
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cause some people go too low
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yeah and they think like if you if you go into a squat
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you can't move your legs when you're going
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if you go into a squat and try to twerk
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let me see please
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I think this is just about the most I can do
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literally go
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wow
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yeah let's go
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see it looks like you're shaking it
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but
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oh yeah
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he's loving it oh damn
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oh damn girl are you broke it
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it looks good in the swirl actually
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yeah it does turn it up
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ah
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you feel like a girl boss
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you feel like a bad bitch
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you feel like a bad bitch
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you feel like a bad bitch
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this week after coupling up with Tommy
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Molly Mae quickly found herself in a love triangle with Anton
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who would you couple up with
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if you weren't coupled up with your actual partner
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oh obviously with Pete
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yeah that soon became a square when Deshi Danny showed interest
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based on my chat with you yesterday
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and just seeing you around the villa and stuff
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I really want to get to know you more
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but the geometry became too much
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and she decided she only wanted to bust shapes with Tommy
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she just needed to understand his unique personality a little better
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I would say
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I think Tommy and I are a little bit on like different planets
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like he's definitely in Tommy Land um
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but I feel like tomorrow my mission is going to be to enter Tommy Land
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and try and just work him out a little bit
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well you're in luck
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cause here's a message from the tourism board of Tommy Land
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if you're looking for men who have raw eggs for breakfast
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and test of an iron zone by touching it
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then Tommy Land is the perfect destination for you
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it's a place of ancient mythology
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you look like Zeus what is the Greek god of water
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King Neptune Neptune
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well done
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it's jolly good ain't just a pretty face babe
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and the only way I know that is who's SpongeBob
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kidnap tune that's
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he's on the you need to tell me that
274
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you should just been like yeah
275
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I just remember learning that in school
276
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like yes
277
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yes I should have fucked it from his ass yeah
278
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you just told me that you know that because of SpongeBob experience
279
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Tommy Land's unique customs and culture
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don't tell anybody about what
281
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oh
282
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don't do that it's no
283
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it's not stained oh no
284
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go in the shower that's rotten huh
285
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go in the shower that's rotten
286
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I can't be bothered ugh
287
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steeped in history
288
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Tommy Land offers various educational tours with local experts
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what year did World War 1 start
290
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1964 no
291
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that's when my dad was born
292
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1942 no
293
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what was it 1931
294
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Tommy Land is a place you can go just to kick back
295
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relax and just bury your face
296
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:56,266
in a pillow while a ballroom dancer sits on your back whole yeah
297
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that's tight
298
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we'll need a lot of oil on
299
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wow you're a solid man ah ah
300
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man swear to God mate
301
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I'm hardly even touching it ah ah
302
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oh Kurtis ah oh ah Kurtis
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I can't take no more oh man Jeez
304
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it's the most magical place on earth
305
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book your trip to Tommy Land today
306
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now for another exclusive
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down by the pool
308
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Lucy and Michael are trying a bit of wife swapping just to annoy Joe
309
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hey Lucy just come here a minute Lucy
310
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Lucy just come here a minute
311
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come here a minute
312
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,733
baby ha ha ha ha ha ha
313
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oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's a fucking snake in there
314
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it's a snake hey
315
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,366
you're a bit of a pussy though
316
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,366
so you're not gonna do nothing about it
317
00:14:04,566 --> 00:14:06,566
you mad bro you fucking crazy bro
318
00:14:06,566 --> 00:14:08,500
you think I might tell me to fuck about bro
319
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,733
what hahaha
320
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,833
me and Joe are getting really well
321
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,400
he knows I recoupled with him and I like him
322
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,900
he just always looks like a babe
323
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,233
you gotta as long as you do the sexy walk out the pool
324
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,333
you can have your bed back
325
00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:25,866
ha
326
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get the water flick get the water flick
327
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,800
oh
328
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he's dead hahaha
329
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,700
you actually did it like a bad
330
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,966
oh freak hahaha
331
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,800
the name's Joe Sandwich Joe
332
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the man with the golden bun
333
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:59,166
good here's Michael in the garden watching Anton working on his fishin
334
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,166
good pushing actually
335
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,833
I've got no idea what Anton's doing
336
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:06,100
help 1 so it begs the question
337
00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:10,566
what's going on here find out after this
338
00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:24,466
welcome back to Love Island
339
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,800
unseen bits there's a lot of things in my life I'd like to unsee
340
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,466
like my mum wearing jeggings
341
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,333
the game of Thrones finale
342
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,600
oh and this clip from Anton pushing
343
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,333
but what's going on here
344
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:39,466
hey
345
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,300
and squeeze up good luck
346
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,066
yes is Anton riding Danny for no apparent reason
347
00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:46,933
in broad daylight in the garden
348
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:56,666
navigating a relationship in the villa can be tricky
349
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:59,733
especially when signals can be so difficult to read
350
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,800
and as all learner drivers will tell you
351
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,133
the most confusing signal of all is amber
352
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,666
so let's see if Michael knows when to stop and when to go
353
00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:12,733
and what's a red a green or an amber
354
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:15,200
do you think me and him would be a good match
355
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,366
you and him don't do it Michael
356
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:19,666
it's a trap it could
357
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,133
but like I don't know whether he'd be too scared of you
358
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,900
that's boring why is it boring
359
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,066
you should have said no
360
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:27,666
that's a Red Michael stop
361
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,200
I just don't know what goes on in your mind
362
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,266
I got no idea I'm just like
363
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:32,900
I'm just like yeah
364
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,633
she's just not into you at all
365
00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:37,000
cause like you have a type and like
366
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,233
I do have a type but like
367
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,500
but you're very well in your mind stuck to it
368
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,400
I'd be wasting your time try to like pursue you
369
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,566
yeah when you have a type
370
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:45,866
but who else would you pursue
371
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,200
I wouldn't pursue anybody exactly
372
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,500
so how are you wasting your time
373
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,633
what else would you be doing here
374
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,633
make more fucking cheese toast
375
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:52,300
you're going to the gym I'll make you some more cheese toast
376
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,933
you shut up hit the brakes red red
377
00:16:56,833 --> 00:17:00,000
I can never remember if Amber means stop or go
378
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,566
they say one thing it was every couple of days and then I'm like
379
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:03,966
alright OK
380
00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:05,233
I wonder if he's the same now
381
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,600
I'm not sure well
382
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,766
I was just show you then what
383
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,666
come here no
384
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,100
what you gonna do it means stop me
385
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,066
oh God he doesn't know he's breaking distances
386
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:20,200
is back behind the wheel what an absolute tripper
387
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,433
I wasn't prepared but I'm a bit more prepared now
388
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,700
are you prepared now yeah green
389
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,600
it's green go for it before she goes back to red if you want to
390
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,066
you got the green light
391
00:17:43,966 --> 00:17:47,866
time now for our weekly Islanders get scared by something exclusive
392
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,433
up this week no
393
00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:50,200
but obviously you know
394
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,166
I'm at that age now Joe
395
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,733
I'm 24 like I want to find someone as well bro
396
00:17:53,766 --> 00:17:55,166
I do want to find someone
397
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:56,866
it's Joe
398
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,200
the fuck was that it's a fucking beetle bro
399
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,200
scared the shit out of me
400
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,066
you were right in my face as well
401
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,366
we all know Curtis loves to dance
402
00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:14,466
he will dance anywhere the lawn
403
00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:16,800
the pool the world is his dance floor
404
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,400
he even dances in the kitchen
405
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:20,866
probably a bit of tap dancing
406
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,100
I'm so sorry kick back
407
00:18:24,366 --> 00:18:25,666
kick back back
408
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,800
kick back kick back
409
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,500
so think kick my hand kick my hand
410
00:18:32,566 --> 00:18:34,066
kick my hand good
411
00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:36,833
and when you do it think about pinching here
412
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,766
so it's like in pinch in
413
00:18:39,766 --> 00:18:43,666
so then you get the shape of the body
414
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,200
yes yeah
415
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:48,966
and therefore your weight stays on the middle bit
416
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:51,900
so you can actually move quicker
417
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,733
stays on the middle bit
418
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,500
so therefore you can move faster yeah
419
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,600
she's single she's ready to mingle
420
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,366
she's funny that's part oh
421
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,166
bit of a slippers there aimes
422
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,000
cause Michael could change her
423
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,966
but not he's got bit of a
424
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,500
bit of a nip slip coming out there
425
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,100
that's the official dance routine to the bit of a nip slip coming out
426
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,866
oh ladies and gentlemen
427
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,166
Curtis Pritchard officially
428
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,233
the first man in Love Island history
429
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:21,200
to put a girl's nipple back in her bikini
430
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,300
with the dance rehearsals over
431
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,533
it was time for my Yorker's version of a West End debut
432
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:33,333
I'm loving the Grace look
433
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,466
I know that's um
434
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,400
you love musicals you could be in Grace
435
00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:40,400
unfortunately we don't have the budget for the original soundtrack
436
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,433
but luckily the cabaret duo at my hotel had half an hour spare
437
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,500
so this will have to do take it away Engelbert
438
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,033
my favourite music is 50s 60s and 70s yes
439
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:55,566
I'm an old man at heart I literally love like old music
440
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:59,466
you were my first choice all the time
441
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,733
I think we have like a connection as well like it's just natural
442
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,400
where do you want my massage on here
443
00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:15,366
no I my back yeah
444
00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:17,700
that's that's more where I thought you meant like
445
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,133
I didn't mean where do you
446
00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:21,300
I need to position you in a different position
447
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,700
depending on what you want doing OK
448
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,566
top of the back yeah
449
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:34,600
oh God this is gonna be awkward now I do have to like can I mount you
450
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:40,566
I thought I better ask I'm not just gonna mount you for
451
00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:42,333
you're in a half relationship now too
452
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,300
I don't know what music I'm gonna pick for this
453
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,066
no definitely not that
454
00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:55,600
ooh yes
455
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,500
that's better ooh
456
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,833
she's a bit tight on this side isn't she though
457
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:00,633
yeah
458
00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:03,700
that hurts a little bit yeah
459
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:07,666
it's a rotator cuff it's a really really sensitive area
460
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,300
it's a pressure point on your body
461
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:13,366
so what you thought the best course of action would be
462
00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:15,266
is to press down on it
463
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,533
what sports are you good at play rounds as occasionally
464
00:21:22,466 --> 00:21:24,533
I can play a little bit of tennis
465
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:30,966
tennis what kind of sexy massage is this morning
466
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:35,600
he was like so I do want to move things to the next stage right
467
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,000
so we've been my half girlfriend hahaha
468
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:43,066
so the singleness for 26 years is over it's over
469
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,200
I said to her
470
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,200
no one's gonna come in and turn my head now you're seeing each other
471
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,100
yeah exclusively
472
00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,600
you know that bit in Grace where she's telling the story like
473
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,633
oh my God it was the most romantic thing ever and he's like yeah
474
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:55,066
shagged her basically yeah
475
00:21:55,866 --> 00:22:00,066
it's really sexy outfit any touching it was completely PG
476
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:10,200
like you but like all good musicals things are never plain sailing
477
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,366
what you're right what's the matter
478
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,000
what's wrong what's wrong
479
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,166
I just feel really out of my depth
480
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,100
because I've never been in this situation before
481
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,500
I really like like him so much and I've never met anyone like him
482
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,800
and I know I never will meet anyone like him
483
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,166
and I just feel like I'm gonna fucking ruin it hopelessly
484
00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:36,133
I promise I won't be a rotter today
485
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,366
you're not at all
486
00:22:41,633 --> 00:22:44,266
I'm totally out of my depth in this whole situation
487
00:22:44,266 --> 00:22:45,200
I don't know how to play out
488
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,166
I don't know what's too much
489
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,500
I don't know what's like not enough
490
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:52,866
I just I don't know all together now
491
00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:11,900
after last night's performance
492
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,966
Curtis caught up with his tea birds
493
00:23:13,966 --> 00:23:17,300
even though one of them can't even make his bird a tea
494
00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:18,866
I feel like you might
495
00:23:18,866 --> 00:23:20,633
I feel like you might get overlooked in this group
496
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,100
like no one asked no one asked to go who you chatting to today
497
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:23,600
like
498
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,400
I feel like if we just assume everything's all smooth and swimmingly
499
00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:27,433
it's all it must
500
00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:28,933
is it is it all chilling
501
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,000
it is to be fair
502
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,700
yeah everything's going really well
503
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,500
to be fair
504
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,600
it's a weird thing like
505
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,966
like girls and relationships in it like
506
00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:39,400
like literally I with the girls I've been in the past
507
00:23:40,466 --> 00:23:41,566
sometimes
508
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,266
everything is just unexpected in it
509
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,566
hmm cause we all
510
00:23:46,566 --> 00:23:48,000
we all find like I keep saying
511
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,866
like it's not hard to find some people
512
00:23:49,966 --> 00:23:51,600
it's not hard to find an attraction
513
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:55,566
but I couldn't live with myself knowing I'm with someone who's not
514
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,333
what I see is like an absolute queen
515
00:23:59,066 --> 00:24:02,966
do you know what I mean some people go through life never finding love
516
00:24:02,966 --> 00:24:04,266
living by yourself no kids
517
00:24:04,266 --> 00:24:04,900
fuck all
518
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,800
some people even get in relationships and get married and have kids
519
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,133
and still haven't found love
520
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:10,500
not true love
521
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,666
well I think it's hard to find true love
522
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,366
yeah very true
523
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,966
but I I believe life's a game
524
00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:20,900
and love is the prize
525
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,233
if you find it you find it
526
00:24:23,233 --> 00:24:24,400
if you don't you don't
527
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,433
after something that profound
528
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:30,766
I think we need a break to really let it sink in
529
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,800
welcome back to Love Island
530
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,600
unseen bits like more with Michael on the day
531
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,200
we'll be spoon feeding you
532
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,500
tasty morsels of exclusive footage from the villa
533
00:24:54,466 --> 00:24:56,066
take this one for example
534
00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:59,400
where Anna got her claws out for Anton
535
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,600
yeah baby
536
00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:02,766
ugh
537
00:25:03,033 --> 00:25:03,833
okay
538
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,966
I don't do that I know guys love it when you like scratch your back
539
00:25:06,966 --> 00:25:07,633
with your nails yeah
540
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,066
I do oh oh
541
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:15,200
this is like this is like the most contact I've ever had
542
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:16,566
it was like it was like
543
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,300
can you just get off me
544
00:25:19,266 --> 00:25:21,900
not the happiest ending to a massage I've seen on this show
545
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,800
but Anton seems well chuffed
546
00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:34,800
time now for an exclusive clip of Tommy
547
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,700
trying for a place on the Love Island Pub quiz team
548
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,366
I'm very knowledgeable though
549
00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:41,800
yeah yeah ask me any question
550
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,066
capital of France
551
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,066
capital of France
552
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,400
yeah
553
00:26:02,366 --> 00:26:03,866
it's quite an easy one
554
00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:12,500
it's quite easy let's begin with
555
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,766
I'm not gonna tell you that cause it's really
556
00:26:13,766 --> 00:26:14,600
I don't know
557
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,400
come on the capital of France
558
00:26:20,466 --> 00:26:23,266
go on Paris shit
559
00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,666
fuck me go ask me another question
560
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:26,500
that's not as it's not as
561
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,666
it's a slip up I need to prove myself
562
00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:29,566
go on do you know pi
563
00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:32,533
pi yeah 3.14
564
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,766
alright I'll give you that one yeah
565
00:26:35,766 --> 00:26:39,633
what kind of school did Tommy go to where he knows pi but not Paris
566
00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:42,066
my guess is he fancy his maths teacher
567
00:26:42,066 --> 00:26:45,533
but his geography teacher was a bald bloke with coffee breath
568
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,400
this lot of wangled themselves
569
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,500
the cheapest all inclusive package holiday out there
570
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,333
yet they're still discussing their finances
571
00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,566
would you ever let a girl pay on the first date
572
00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:02,966
no you
573
00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:04,800
I wouldn't intend to
574
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,766
but I've been on a date before where the girl was like no
575
00:27:06,766 --> 00:27:08,200
let me pay like she
576
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,166
and she was like she was
577
00:27:09,166 --> 00:27:12,300
like offended that I tried to suggest like she was like
578
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,300
I have my I have my money
579
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,400
I was like OK
580
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,366
I'll be like yeah
581
00:27:15,366 --> 00:27:16,266
it's fine bye
582
00:27:16,866 --> 00:27:17,700
you saw it
583
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,400
bye
584
00:27:19,866 --> 00:27:22,366
if somebody didn't offer to pay on the first date
585
00:27:22,366 --> 00:27:24,666
I'll be like I'm not seeing you again
586
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:28,166
have you ever took anyone on like a cool first date
587
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,266
um
588
00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:31,633
I don't think so not nothing like mega
589
00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:33,066
like horse riding stuff like that
590
00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:33,966
yeah um
591
00:27:34,366 --> 00:27:35,966
no normally just like typical drink
592
00:27:35,966 --> 00:27:37,633
I don't really date that much to be honest
593
00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:38,466
really not no
594
00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:40,700
like I've been on like 3 or 4
595
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,700
like in your life yeah
596
00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:46,400
yeah ever actually not been on that many like first dates
597
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,866
did any interest in one taking you to Paris on a first date mm hmm
598
00:27:53,266 --> 00:27:55,466
that's cool that I was like
599
00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:56,200
what are you doing tomorrow
600
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,866
and she was just like nothing
601
00:27:57,866 --> 00:27:58,866
I was like do you wanna go to Paris
602
00:27:58,866 --> 00:27:59,666
it was she's like
603
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:00,733
oh what
604
00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:05,366
let's go Paris and then what
605
00:28:05,366 --> 00:28:07,566
yeah for how long
606
00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:09,633
the day and then you came back the same night
607
00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:10,100
same night yeah
608
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:12,000
what did you do went to Disneyland
609
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,066
stop yeah
610
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,866
like he's taking girls to Paris
611
00:28:16,866 --> 00:28:19,533
and I can't even get someone to text me back hahaha
612
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,866
if someone asked you to take
613
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,266
can you go to Paris for a first date
614
00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:24,366
would you say no or yeah
615
00:28:24,366 --> 00:28:25,733
I'd actually be fucking scared
616
00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:26,800
you know I'd be scared
617
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,066
I'd be like they're gonna murder us
618
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,366
but it'd be nice if someone could ask
619
00:28:30,366 --> 00:28:31,500
you know I mean yeah
620
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,200
ask the question so I can say no
621
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,700
so you can say no hahaha ha ha yeah
622
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,700
I just wanna reject you yeah
623
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,000
whatever happens now between you two
624
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,366
like you just set a standard as well
625
00:28:41,366 --> 00:28:42,200
by the way no yeah
626
00:28:42,366 --> 00:28:43,633
like if you come out here together
627
00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:45,200
that's it right
628
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:45,833
where we going then
629
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:46,866
where we going she'll be like
630
00:28:46,866 --> 00:28:49,000
where we going she'll give you a list of countries she haven't been to
631
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,266
like no
632
00:28:50,266 --> 00:28:53,133
in these loyal be straight in a car to Magaluf
633
00:28:59,566 --> 00:29:00,433
a few days ago
634
00:29:00,433 --> 00:29:04,000
Anton got a text message that interrupted a perfectly good game of
635
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,066
sit on the bean bags and do nothing boys
636
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,466
tonight two new girls will enter the villa
637
00:29:10,033 --> 00:29:15,900
hashtag dishy dates hashtag make a meal of it hashtag hungry eyes
638
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:20,000
that's right two new girls
639
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,100
six courses and millions of people
640
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,866
finding out that there's men in their 20s
641
00:29:23,866 --> 00:29:25,500
who can't make their own dinner
642
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:29,766
it's time for all the bits you didn't see during that steamy night
643
00:29:29,766 --> 00:29:33,666
in the kitchen this is grafter chef
644
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,966
look at us unfortunately
645
00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:39,000
the chef whites we ordered didn't arrive
646
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,600
so Danny was looking to dazzle in denim
647
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,400
and judging by his outfit
648
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,966
Tommy was looking for £100,000 investment
649
00:29:45,966 --> 00:29:48,500
in return for a 20% stake in his business
650
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:51,900
hi boys now they just needed their dishy diners
651
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:55,200
well that and even an Iota of culinary talent
652
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,466
starters were up first and Tommy had big aspirations
653
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,833
so I'm gonna do a I'm gonna toast two piece of bread
654
00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:03,833
and I'll put a layer of cheese on top
655
00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,000
with some ketchup and mayonnaise
656
00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:06,633
but but bro we've got like
657
00:30:06,633 --> 00:30:08,100
you got all those sweets all those sweets
658
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,266
you know I don't wanna kill anybody
659
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:10,333
so I ain't cooking shit
660
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,366
and Danny wasn't actually cooking anything
661
00:30:13,366 --> 00:30:15,566
so what's on his Salt Bae impression
662
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:19,900
to be honest everyone was just keen to see how Tommy's starter looked
663
00:30:21,433 --> 00:30:24,266
that looks fucking boss and he should know
664
00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:27,133
he won the catering contract for Fire Festival
665
00:30:27,966 --> 00:30:29,300
Danny with filmographer
666
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:33,000
chef the professionals with some smooth chat about olives
667
00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:33,600
I was like olives
668
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,833
and I was like some people don't like olives
669
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,333
and I was like oh my God
670
00:30:36,466 --> 00:30:37,366
some people don't like olives
671
00:30:37,366 --> 00:30:39,500
you're right I actually love olives well more
672
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,266
and Tommy well
673
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,100
they weren't talking about olives
674
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,700
have you kissed Molly yet
675
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,966
no really
676
00:30:45,966 --> 00:30:46,633
no I haven't kissed her yet
677
00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:47,500
no wow
678
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,833
I would have jumped on that
679
00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:49,900
you already jumped on it
680
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:51,900
I like the straightforwardness
681
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:53,800
I'm sorry but I can't help it
682
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,466
the pressure was on for the main courses
683
00:30:56,466 --> 00:30:58,633
cause these girls had big appetites
684
00:30:58,633 --> 00:31:01,800
and it sounded like Tommy was gonna need to have one too
685
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,200
I wish he was eating me
686
00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:05,566
oh my God stop
687
00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:08,833
Anton and Danny were up at the pass for the main course
688
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,500
and unsurprisingly Anton was full of
689
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,533
confidence oh my God
690
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,333
that man is unbelievable is it really that's unbelievable
691
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:23,366
the boys knew Tommy had lost his head
692
00:31:23,366 --> 00:31:26,466
but what about Anton he was eating carbs
693
00:31:27,433 --> 00:31:27,900
thankfully
694
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,700
Anton was able to deftly mansplain his way through the situation
695
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,000
I mean no disrespect
696
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,866
like I mean obviously you're 26
697
00:31:34,866 --> 00:31:37,133
you're not looking for a stupid little boy that no
698
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,266
that's you know no about and doesn't know what he's doing
699
00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:41,266
I mean like probably a man that can cook and just
700
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,566
just a gentleman effectively
701
00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,133
and it's so hard to come by these days
702
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,366
Danny tried to keep it classy with Moira
703
00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:49,000
but the rat ass Henry at the bar waiting for a table
704
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,766
lowered the tone somewhat hahaha
705
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,300
that's the girls hahaha
706
00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:00,200
very childish hahaha
707
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,466
I can do that too con
708
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:08,366
onto pudding and Tommy knew how to satisfy a sweet tooth
709
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,500
in this little square there's gonna be some chocolate here
710
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,900
there's gonna be a blob of jelly
711
00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:15,066
bottom right it's gonna be some uh
712
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,466
jelly babies and then bottom left
713
00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:21,500
it's gonna be maybe a carrot in case they wanna be healthy what
714
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,200
give them options bro options
715
00:32:24,066 --> 00:32:25,100
meanwhile Danny
716
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,966
a man who could burn water
717
00:32:26,966 --> 00:32:30,366
gave Michael some last minute tips on making a cold dessert
718
00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:32,000
do you wanna put it in the oven
719
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:34,700
I'm done
720
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:36,766
during the date
721
00:32:36,766 --> 00:32:41,000
Elmer thought of a clever way to avoid eating any of Tommy's creation
722
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,433
how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth
723
00:32:42,433 --> 00:32:43,566
do you reckon you could do all three
724
00:32:43,566 --> 00:32:44,066
yeah I'm
725
00:32:44,066 --> 00:32:45,466
there you are yeah yeah
726
00:32:45,466 --> 00:32:46,266
go on
727
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,800
go on
728
00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:49,366
go on
729
00:32:52,233 --> 00:32:53,500
that you gag didn't I
730
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,000
that was a poor effort from you
731
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,500
that was a proper poor effort
732
00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:00,733
but Maura and Michael were up to some far more erotic eating
733
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,266
I'm sure that I'll have absolutely no repercussions at all
734
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:11,466
join us next year on Grafter Chef
735
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,400
break time now
736
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,200
but to give you something to chew over while you're away
737
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,333
here's Curtis giving Tommy what sounds like a boxing Pep talk
738
00:33:28,566 --> 00:33:29,866
Tommy you actually need to
739
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,033
you like you need to not beat yourself up
740
00:33:32,033 --> 00:33:35,500
please don't please don't beat yourself up
741
00:33:36,466 --> 00:33:39,200
take some deep breaths into your nose boom
742
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,266
I'll be next does Tommy a
743
00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:45,333
sit on the bed and break it
744
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,400
b let out a stinker of a fart
745
00:33:48,466 --> 00:33:53,466
or c jab Curtis with an uppercut find out in a Mo
746
00:34:05,566 --> 00:34:07,266
welcome back to Love Island
747
00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:11,966
unseen bits think of us as like the moral of TV shows confident
748
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:12,833
engaging
749
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:17,066
and full of outrageous Love Island gold just waiting to burst out
750
00:34:17,866 --> 00:34:18,633
before the break
751
00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:23,766
we showed you a clip of Curtis giving Tommy a good old talking to boom
752
00:34:23,966 --> 00:34:25,066
I've been next Tommy
753
00:34:25,066 --> 00:34:28,266
you actually need to you like you need to not beat yourself up
754
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:31,733
please don't please don't beat yourself up
755
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,733
take some deep breaths in through your nose
756
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:38,666
oh my that's disgusting
757
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,433
that's gonna stink as well
758
00:34:43,433 --> 00:34:44,400
get it out bro
759
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,333
turns out he dropped a silent but violent fart
760
00:34:47,466 --> 00:34:49,700
honestly I could smell it from here
761
00:34:50,766 --> 00:34:54,166
now we interrupt this appalling smell for the news in your area
762
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,466
good evening I'm in Sterling reporting on the ground for Island News
763
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,566
Tonight we bring you a special
764
00:35:02,566 --> 00:35:06,466
in depth report on the aftermath of Hurricane Mora
765
00:35:06,466 --> 00:35:09,866
which some experts are calling the biggest storm to date
766
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,800
with a cold front blowing in from Ireland
767
00:35:16,033 --> 00:35:17,266
hi boys
768
00:35:17,466 --> 00:35:20,866
emergency clothing supplies were immediately sent in
769
00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:22,933
oh my god you are
770
00:35:24,766 --> 00:35:28,666
with volunteers already wearing high visibility protective gear
771
00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:30,533
I gave her my jacket as soon as she walked in
772
00:35:31,266 --> 00:35:33,966
victims try to keep up a brave face
773
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,700
when I'm never when I'm never like that though
774
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,500
always joking smiling
775
00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:43,433
but across the board communication has broken down
776
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,900
why are you being like that
777
00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:48,266
I literally told you that I like
778
00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:50,266
I was interested in you it didn't matter who came to the door
779
00:35:50,266 --> 00:35:52,433
right and alright
780
00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:53,566
what have I done nothing
781
00:35:53,566 --> 00:35:54,600
nothing yeah
782
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:55,700
Jesus Christ
783
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,366
what what's the matter
784
00:35:57,366 --> 00:35:59,266
what you want what did you pull us over for
785
00:35:59,966 --> 00:36:01,066
I just want to speak to you
786
00:36:01,066 --> 00:36:01,900
is that alright yeah
787
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,666
it is you seem like you've got a proper attitude
788
00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:06,433
I don't have an attitude I just think like I just can't it
789
00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:07,633
I just don't like people
790
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:13,066
like I'm honest and I will say I can't be mature and I can't be petty
791
00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:17,933
fully admit that attempts at damage repair are failing
792
00:36:17,966 --> 00:36:18,900
I hear ha ha
793
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,533
ha ha from the terrorist tell me that's not childish
794
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,700
it's just you gonna tell me that's not childish
795
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,600
it's just funny just funny you know what's not
796
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,566
you guys are always singing all day you think that's childish
797
00:36:26,566 --> 00:36:27,366
I'm saying that's childish
798
00:36:27,366 --> 00:36:28,200
when I came in
799
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,200
I was nervous as fuck and I got made to feel really welcomed
800
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,900
they're coming in the exact same way
801
00:36:34,566 --> 00:36:35,366
no
802
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,866
the scientific community analyzed the damage
803
00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:41,966
do you know what it is
804
00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:45,300
it's because they came in like really like really really confident
805
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,000
hey girls
806
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,133
and I feel like they kind of set the atmosphere for themselves
807
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:54,666
and anything after that was just a reaction
808
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,533
every action has a reaction
809
00:36:57,266 --> 00:36:58,266
it's just the laws of physics
810
00:36:58,266 --> 00:37:03,100
like Hurricane Mora continued to batter the island
811
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:08,466
if you if you wanna get to know me I'm I'm like all committed to you
812
00:37:08,466 --> 00:37:09,266
yeah
813
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:11,800
causing disruption to passing traffic
814
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,633
I don't play games right but you know what I find really attractive
815
00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:15,300
what
816
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:18,566
like be a fucking man and don't be afraid to say what you have to say
817
00:37:18,566 --> 00:37:20,166
I've been a man the whole time in it
818
00:37:21,066 --> 00:37:22,566
it's fate that we're standing here
819
00:37:22,566 --> 00:37:24,866
listen to me I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck
820
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,533
reports of strange injuries are coming in
821
00:37:28,766 --> 00:37:31,233
my head has done a 560 degree turn
822
00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,200
are you joking no
823
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,600
I ain't joking I ain't joking
824
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,233
are you joking
825
00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:38,766
I'm being deadly serious emergency teams started to panic what
826
00:37:38,766 --> 00:37:39,666
should how should I act now
827
00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:40,866
should I act like I don't give a fuck
828
00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:43,066
like I'm so bad at this I don't wanna go and be like
829
00:37:43,566 --> 00:37:44,633
should I just be like just babe
830
00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:46,500
no worries or what what do I do
831
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:50,666
victims were visited by ballroom dancer offering aid
832
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:54,066
if this happened to you would not have said that guys right
833
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,200
in this current state
834
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,800
you're not gonna get the achieved end goal that you both want
835
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:03,566
leave it for tonight and talk tomorrow on fresh heads
836
00:38:04,566 --> 00:38:07,600
but Hurricane Mora continued well into the night
837
00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:09,466
Tommy do you want to join me ha ha
838
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,033
stay tuned for further updates
839
00:38:15,033 --> 00:38:19,166
I mean Sterling taking shelter in my voice over booth in Mallorca
840
00:38:28,066 --> 00:38:29,700
once the new girls had arrived
841
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:33,233
Curtis and Amy took it upon themselves to explain to Elma what's what
842
00:38:33,233 --> 00:38:37,600
who's who and most importantly that they were exclusive first
843
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:40,766
so obviously you got us and then you've got Joe and Lucy
844
00:38:40,766 --> 00:38:41,933
mm hmm um
845
00:38:42,066 --> 00:38:45,466
and obviously then that's it for sort of couple
846
00:38:45,466 --> 00:38:46,566
obviously Michael and Amber
847
00:38:46,566 --> 00:38:47,966
potential couple now yeah
848
00:38:47,966 --> 00:38:49,700
and you Wanda and Danny potential couple
849
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,866
potential mm hmm
850
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,400
so we went to the hideaway
851
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,933
we became exclusive so I've heard this is exciting
852
00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:59,100
and then we came back here and then like an hour later
853
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:00,100
Lucy and Joe were like oh
854
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,800
by the way we're exclusive too
855
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,866
oh really
856
00:39:02,866 --> 00:39:05,533
and yeah I think it's like competition a little bit
857
00:39:05,866 --> 00:39:07,400
I don't care you don't
858
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,000
have no no
859
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,933
there's been no real drama
860
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,066
apart from Joe telling me to fuck off last night when I told him that
861
00:39:13,066 --> 00:39:13,633
um
862
00:39:13,633 --> 00:39:16,900
Lucy can cut like I asked Lucy to come sit with us and see her anymore
863
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,833
and apart from that there's been no drama until I was joking yeah
864
00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:22,200
I was joking until until are you sure
865
00:39:22,466 --> 00:39:23,966
I feel like he's really sensitive
866
00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:25,833
I feel like he's a proper sensitive egg
867
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:26,900
make your own opinion on it
868
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,800
OK then yes he's such a grown up
869
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:37,033
now Maura's arrival has certainly raised a few eyebrows
870
00:39:37,033 --> 00:39:39,633
but not Anton's they were like that before she arrived
871
00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,866
as she pointed out to Lucy and Elma
872
00:39:41,866 --> 00:39:42,833
like I'd love to say to him
873
00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:45,400
just leave your eyebrows and leave the hair on your legs
874
00:39:45,566 --> 00:39:47,366
yeah and you're perfect
875
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:49,366
cause that is such a turn off for me
876
00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:54,766
like the whole leg shaving and eyebrows that is such a turn off for me
877
00:39:54,866 --> 00:39:56,700
off complete I'm not even joking
878
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,766
that was the only reason I didn't pick him for a date
879
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,600
yeah but I that's a big thing for me
880
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,166
but I think if he likes someone
881
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,500
and someone like genuinely like someone
882
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,966
but you're asking someone to change
883
00:40:04,966 --> 00:40:07,300
and I wouldn't expect anyone to change for me
884
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:09,233
do you know what I mean the leg thing that that I'm
885
00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:10,700
I'm not really thinking that's asking something
886
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,800
like asking too much of him
887
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,033
if I was to be like I like
888
00:40:13,033 --> 00:40:15,100
say if he genuinely like liked me or he liked anyone
889
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,400
they said I really like leg hair
890
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,166
I think he would grow it out for me yeah
891
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,100
but I mean I think he likes
892
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,233
he doesn't need leg shape
893
00:40:20,233 --> 00:40:21,766
but he doesn't need to do that like no
894
00:40:21,766 --> 00:40:23,866
he doesn't like I like a man man yeah
895
00:40:23,866 --> 00:40:26,700
I like here I don't want someone see some of the girls in here
896
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,200
his eyebrows are better than mine like yeah
897
00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:30,966
if I was in bed with him
898
00:40:30,966 --> 00:40:33,900
like he'd feel the prickly hairs on my legs 100%
899
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,833
100% and I'd feel conscious
900
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:36,500
I'd be like oh
901
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,600
I got enough to shave every single day
902
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,166
you could actually like go up and be like
903
00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:41,500
should we shave our legs today
904
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,400
god yeah you shave mine and I'll shave yours
905
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:46,066
I'm not gonna imagine it go ahead Mora
906
00:40:46,066 --> 00:40:47,100
shave Anton's legs
907
00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:50,800
but just remember that the only person who gets to shave his ass
908
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,300
is his dear old Ma
909
00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:01,866
while the boys left the villa for a day of pampering at the spa
910
00:41:01,866 --> 00:41:04,666
the girls decided to take some photos that they can't keep
911
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:06,366
or upload anywhere
912
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:08,500
oh it's too hot
913
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,600
so I need to dip in like you look so sexy Anna yeah
914
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,800
I know you could take a photo yes
915
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,766
we get some photos no
916
00:41:14,766 --> 00:41:16,600
why not it's for the memories
917
00:41:16,966 --> 00:41:18,166
can I use your phone number
918
00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:20,300
of course thanks baby
919
00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:22,233
do you want me to take some of you
920
00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:23,500
no absolutely not
921
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,666
I look terrible right now
922
00:41:24,666 --> 00:41:27,000
you don't look terrible I'm getting
923
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:31,100
I don't look quite like you though darling
924
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,633
shut up are you serious
925
00:41:32,633 --> 00:41:33,966
this is a really good camera
926
00:41:35,366 --> 00:41:36,866
come on take a picture
927
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:38,800
take take a picture
928
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,133
show me more ass I need more ass
929
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,166
what do I do I don't know how to pose
930
00:41:43,566 --> 00:41:44,700
like just pose like
931
00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:45,300
oh yeah
932
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,533
oh take a picture
933
00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:50,800
I think we should do it here girls
934
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,266
and then that way you got the view
935
00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:55,400
just start living your best lives in the middle of a Yorker
936
00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:00,866
oh girls
937
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,166
now there's all sorts of different types of kisses
938
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,633
and in the villa this week
939
00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:18,800
we've seen them all
940
00:42:19,566 --> 00:42:22,366
we've had the rather unconvincing kiss and makeup
941
00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:25,366
are you alright I don't want this to be an issue
942
00:42:25,766 --> 00:42:29,233
and I just hope we can like if we draw a line under it now
943
00:42:29,233 --> 00:42:30,833
and that's it case closed
944
00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:32,400
yeah and we'll all move forward
945
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:35,933
we'll have a nice night we'll wake up tomorrow and start a new day
946
00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:38,566
so case closed draw a line under it yeah
947
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,933
the classic romantic first kiss
948
00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:45,633
hahaha
949
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:49,866
wow
950
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,300
haha get in
951
00:42:52,866 --> 00:42:53,766
get in
952
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:59,033
haha Danny is first person I've kissed in like a long
953
00:42:59,033 --> 00:43:02,400
like a long time cause I just spend most of my time
954
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,866
like in work or in the library or just doing something else
955
00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:07,300
so I'm yeah
956
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:09,266
it was really weird I just
957
00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:10,266
I felt like I didn't know what
958
00:43:10,266 --> 00:43:11,566
I was doing but yeah
959
00:43:11,566 --> 00:43:15,466
it was myself and Molly had the most satisfying kiss of them all
960
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,100
the kiss my ass
961
00:43:24,466 --> 00:43:28,566
but the question on everyone's lips is what will become of our couples
962
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,600
will Amy and Curtis take a risk and remake the hugely underrated
963
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,700
Grease 2 Will Michael couple up with Amber
964
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,900
and be scared of her in an official capacity
965
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,200
Will Lucy and Joe
966
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,166
continue to prove they know which side their bread is buttered
967
00:43:43,566 --> 00:43:45,566
Will Danny couple up with you one day
968
00:43:45,566 --> 00:43:48,933
and collectively make a nation go ah
969
00:43:49,566 --> 00:43:53,266
Will Anton find himself a relationship that's longer than his leg hair
970
00:43:53,466 --> 00:43:56,966
and will Tommy work out how many degrees he wants his head to stop at
971
00:43:56,966 --> 00:43:59,466
and decide between Moira and Molly Mae
972
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,300
but the one thing he doesn't need a degree in
973
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,000
is chatting up the ladies
974
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:08,200
here's a top tip of how to pull from the president of Tommy Land
975
00:44:08,233 --> 00:44:09,600
give me your best chat line huh
976
00:44:09,766 --> 00:44:10,833
hit me are you from Tennessee
977
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,166
cause you're only 10 I see
978
00:44:12,966 --> 00:44:16,133
oh my god wow
72566
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