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it's time to get down to the rhythm of your Saturday nights

you're watching Love Island unseen bits

the only place for exclusive Love Island bangers

and guarantee a good time

I'm DJ Sterling what

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it's really good

bringing you an hour of wall to wall exclusives from the week gone by

from the chart toppers we'll need a lot of oil

to the Heart Stoppers

morning the one hit wonders

don't tell anybody that's rotten

to the absolute blunders

scared the life out of me

bit of a Netflix and most importantly

hitting all the right notes for some absolute classics don't give

up up and down

up and down reverb reverb reverb

reverb rewind

stick a rocket up your ass and go for it

yeah baby

this is Love Island Unseen Bits

Life's a game what

and love is the prize wow

I would have jumped on that

wow yes

I absolutely loved every second

welcome to Love Island unseen bits

the show that's more exclusive than Amy and Curtis

cheers darling

so if you're hungry to feast on more Love Island action

but you don't want Tommy to make it for you

then you have come to the right place to get things started

it's time for some classic summer camp boys dormitory shenanigans

take it away Michael

why is no one using this one

oh Michael wow

please scare people from that

yeah please dude

no I'll tell you when someone's coming

I swear to God I will I'll call Anton up here

mate come here

have a look what Callum left in the

in the middle thing the metal one

yeah that one

no no no

next one next one next one there

that's the most scary thing to come out of the wardrobe on Love Island

since Amy wore her Nana's curtains

I love this actually

yeah this is like literally my like absolute fave outfit

now X Factor has a boot camp

so why should Love Island be any different

so I can exclusively reveal earlier in the week

the boys dressed up like the blokes from the 1 1

8 ads and let the girls put them through their paces

what you do like stop talking

stop smiling

right we're ready to put you through your paces

it's not a time for laughing

it's not a time for joking

it's time for sweating

don't think this is a fun activity cause it's 3 in the morning

let's go burpees now

now now now

now burpees one two

come on come on

come on come on

no stopping no stopping

I took out my 28 years of frustration on men

I really enjoyed shouting at them all

keep going don't give up

don't don't don't don't

don't don't

I enjoyed shouting like my throat is actually hurting now

I just felt like I needed to get out of my system stop

hurry up faster

faster

no

I absolutely loved every second of being able to shout out the boys

like just just going for it

push through the pain push through the pain

push through the pain up and down

up and down quicker

I'm no smiling it's not funny

this is ridiculous man

no one's ever seen me really serious

I could proper shout at them it was really good

faster come on

wait what do I have to do now

no over and under

big ones big ones

big stars no faster faster

faster faster faster

faster faster

faster some of them looked quite sexy doing it

yeah definitely

some of them looked quite sexy

some of them just looked like a complete mess

no I do not see any sweat on any of you

you're not working hard enough

I'm knackered I thought I was fit before this go

someone call the infirmary because I need a break

10 10

it was amazing to be horrible to them for no reason

ah

fast fast

fast fast

come on hold up

we shut them up really

do you know what I'm actually tired of shouting

you know I never thought I'd get tired of shouting at men

can we get a new set of boys in please

the girls have broken these ones

this week began when we found Deshy

Danny drinking prosecco alone in the bushes

but it wasn't long before Amber and you want

they got text asking them to join him

ah

it scared the life out of me

here's some over zealous reactions

I'm super excited

haha ooh

going out of the villa finally out on a date I'm really excited

hey you alright hello

hi I'm Danny

but here's some bets you won't have seen

would you say you're a typical Jordan

what's a typical Georgie I don't know

you tell me ask for a typical Georgie

I don't know what one is like yeah

I like to go out and stuff

but like I've got an accent but that's about it

like yeah I'm just like normal because if you was like yeah

I am everything like that that'd be a bit off putting

but I thought you said what's a Geordie

so no like if you if you was like

oh yeah I am a typical Geordie

what does that mean is that a big enough

I don't know you tell me what a Geordie means to you

I have no idea what a Geordie means

I don't know many so why does that put you off

no if if you was like picking yourself up like

oh yeah I'm a Geordie

I'm this and that ha ha ha

it's good that you're like no

I don't fit into well I like being from Newcastle

that's good yeah

I like it

it was safe to say there was a lack of chemistry between these two

but with her first class honors degree in biotechnology

and her master's in pharmaceutical assurance

could this fresh specimen be the lean

mean sexy vaccine that you Wendy's been searching for

hi hey

how are you how are you

nice to meet you oh

oh Mindy's proton

you look amazing thank you

so do you get out your notepad

cause it's time to research the elusive love drug

good how are you there's a drug for me

first step carry out meticulous background research

yes tell me about yourself

well I'm 21 and I'm a model

so I do that's what I do for work

where are you from so I'm originally from Hull

yeah um

then I moved to Leeds when I was probably about 18

OK how long you've been in Singapore

about 10 months now I'm looking for something again

do you know yeah

then analyze the data what would you rate his personality out of 10

10 oh

I feel like we went on two different dates why

cause you said he was real

she's like quiet yeah

but I didn't get that I thought he was real

like joke you talk to them

do you yeah

I'm always trying to play cool

when I see him and I'm talking to him in my head

like half the time I'm not even listening

I'm just like you're so hot

compare your observations to other world famous examples

however ridiculous they may be

you know who you kind of reminds me of

Obama he looks like Obama

he doesn't look like he reminds me of just something what your date

your date look like Obama

there's something about him

collaborate with other experts in your field or garden

you grab him and take him for a conversation just do it

I guarantee you will not regret it girl yeah

stick a rocket up your ass and go for it no

that is rocket science compliment and wait the old ha ha yes

the old touch just the old touch

there's nothing nicer ha ha and then maybe just slide down ha ha

I actually cannot believe I'm getting certain techniques

ha ha from you lads

be careful with your apparatus

I think the boys are all sick

did I tell you I was really clumsy

really ha ha and finally present a precise conclusion

is he your type of guy that you normally like

he's not my type but he's my type

do you know what I mean yeah

like he's not my typical type yeah

but he's my type so that's the love drug

side effects may include partial nudity

extreme flirtation bouts of grafting

cracking on an occasional mild narcissistic tendencies

not suitable for under eights

I tried for ages to find a witty way to justify this next exclusive

but I just can't

so we're all gonna roll with it and deal with the aftermath

on Twitter

can you twerk

sorry can you twerk

oh my God yeah

do it is it is in the legs in it it's in the

it's in the legs yeah

cause some people go too low

yeah and they think like if you if you go into a squat

you can't move your legs when you're going

if you go into a squat and try to twerk

let me see please

I think this is just about the most I can do

literally go

wow

yeah let's go

see it looks like you're shaking it

but

oh yeah

he's loving it oh damn

oh damn girl are you broke it

it looks good in the swirl actually

yeah it does turn it up

ah

you feel like a girl boss

you feel like a bad bitch

you feel like a bad bitch

you feel like a bad bitch

this week after coupling up with Tommy

Molly Mae quickly found herself in a love triangle with Anton

who would you couple up with

if you weren't coupled up with your actual partner

oh obviously with Pete

yeah that soon became a square when Deshi Danny showed interest

based on my chat with you yesterday

and just seeing you around the villa and stuff

I really want to get to know you more

but the geometry became too much

and she decided she only wanted to bust shapes with Tommy

she just needed to understand his unique personality a little better

I would say

I think Tommy and I are a little bit on like different planets

like he's definitely in Tommy Land um

but I feel like tomorrow my mission is going to be to enter Tommy Land

and try and just work him out a little bit

well you're in luck

cause here's a message from the tourism board of Tommy Land

if you're looking for men who have raw eggs for breakfast

and test of an iron zone by touching it

then Tommy Land is the perfect destination for you

it's a place of ancient mythology

you look like Zeus what is the Greek god of water

King Neptune Neptune

well done

it's jolly good ain't just a pretty face babe

and the only way I know that is who's SpongeBob

kidnap tune that's

he's on the you need to tell me that

you should just been like yeah

I just remember learning that in school

like yes

yes I should have fucked it from his ass yeah

you just told me that you know that because of SpongeBob experience

Tommy Land's unique customs and culture

don't tell anybody about what

oh

don't do that it's no

it's not stained oh no

go in the shower that's rotten huh

go in the shower that's rotten

I can't be bothered ugh

steeped in history

Tommy Land offers various educational tours with local experts

what year did World War 1 start

1964 no

that's when my dad was born

1942 no

what was it 1931

Tommy Land is a place you can go just to kick back

relax and just bury your face

in a pillow while a ballroom dancer sits on your back whole yeah

that's tight

we'll need a lot of oil on

wow you're a solid man ah ah

man swear to God mate

I'm hardly even touching it ah ah

oh Kurtis ah oh ah Kurtis

I can't take no more oh man Jeez

it's the most magical place on earth

book your trip to Tommy Land today

now for another exclusive

down by the pool

Lucy and Michael are trying a bit of wife swapping just to annoy Joe

hey Lucy just come here a minute Lucy

Lucy just come here a minute

come here a minute

baby ha ha ha ha ha ha

oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's a fucking snake in there

it's a snake hey

you're a bit of a pussy though

so you're not gonna do nothing about it

you mad bro you fucking crazy bro

you think I might tell me to fuck about bro

what hahaha

me and Joe are getting really well

he knows I recoupled with him and I like him

he just always looks like a babe

you gotta as long as you do the sexy walk out the pool

you can have your bed back

ha

get the water flick get the water flick

oh

he's dead hahaha

you actually did it like a bad

oh freak hahaha

the name's Joe Sandwich Joe

the man with the golden bun

good here's Michael in the garden watching Anton working on his fishin

good pushing actually

I've got no idea what Anton's doing

help 1 so it begs the question

what's going on here find out after this

welcome back to Love Island

unseen bits there's a lot of things in my life I'd like to unsee

like my mum wearing jeggings

the game of Thrones finale

oh and this clip from Anton pushing

but what's going on here

hey

and squeeze up good luck

yes is Anton riding Danny for no apparent reason

in broad daylight in the garden

navigating a relationship in the villa can be tricky

especially when signals can be so difficult to read

and as all learner drivers will tell you

the most confusing signal of all is amber

so let's see if Michael knows when to stop and when to go

and what's a red a green or an amber

do you think me and him would be a good match

you and him don't do it Michael

it's a trap it could

but like I don't know whether he'd be too scared of you

that's boring why is it boring

you should have said no

that's a Red Michael stop

I just don't know what goes on in your mind

I got no idea I'm just like

I'm just like yeah

she's just not into you at all

cause like you have a type and like

I do have a type but like

but you're very well in your mind stuck to it

I'd be wasting your time try to like pursue you

yeah when you have a type

but who else would you pursue

I wouldn't pursue anybody exactly

so how are you wasting your time

what else would you be doing here

make more fucking cheese toast

you're going to the gym I'll make you some more cheese toast

you shut up hit the brakes red red

I can never remember if Amber means stop or go

they say one thing it was every couple of days and then I'm like

alright OK

I wonder if he's the same now

I'm not sure well

I was just show you then what

come here no

what you gonna do it means stop me

oh God he doesn't know he's breaking distances

is back behind the wheel what an absolute tripper

I wasn't prepared but I'm a bit more prepared now

are you prepared now yeah green

it's green go for it before she goes back to red if you want to

you got the green light

time now for our weekly Islanders get scared by something exclusive

up this week no

but obviously you know

I'm at that age now Joe

I'm 24 like I want to find someone as well bro

I do want to find someone

it's Joe

the fuck was that it's a fucking beetle bro

scared the shit out of me

you were right in my face as well

we all know Curtis loves to dance

he will dance anywhere the lawn

the pool the world is his dance floor

he even dances in the kitchen

probably a bit of tap dancing

I'm so sorry kick back

kick back back

kick back kick back

so think kick my hand kick my hand

kick my hand good

and when you do it think about pinching here

so it's like in pinch in

so then you get the shape of the body

yes yeah

and therefore your weight stays on the middle bit

so you can actually move quicker

stays on the middle bit

so therefore you can move faster yeah

she's single she's ready to mingle

she's funny that's part oh

bit of a slippers there aimes

cause Michael could change her

but not he's got bit of a

bit of a nip slip coming out there

that's the official dance routine to the bit of a nip slip coming out

oh ladies and gentlemen

Curtis Pritchard officially

the first man in Love Island history

to put a girl's nipple back in her bikini

with the dance rehearsals over

it was time for my Yorker's version of a West End debut

I'm loving the Grace look

I know that's um

you love musicals you could be in Grace

unfortunately we don't have the budget for the original soundtrack

but luckily the cabaret duo at my hotel had half an hour spare

so this will have to do take it away Engelbert

my favourite music is 50s 60s and 70s yes

I'm an old man at heart I literally love like old music

you were my first choice all the time

I think we have like a connection as well like it's just natural

where do you want my massage on here

no I my back yeah

that's that's more where I thought you meant like

I didn't mean where do you

I need to position you in a different position

depending on what you want doing OK

top of the back yeah

oh God this is gonna be awkward now I do have to like can I mount you

I thought I better ask I'm not just gonna mount you for

you're in a half relationship now too

I don't know what music I'm gonna pick for this

no definitely not that

ooh yes

that's better ooh

she's a bit tight on this side isn't she though

yeah

that hurts a little bit yeah

it's a rotator cuff it's a really really sensitive area

it's a pressure point on your body

so what you thought the best course of action would be

is to press down on it

what sports are you good at play rounds as occasionally

I can play a little bit of tennis

tennis what kind of sexy massage is this morning

he was like so I do want to move things to the next stage right

so we've been my half girlfriend hahaha

so the singleness for 26 years is over it's over

I said to her

no one's gonna come in and turn my head now you're seeing each other

yeah exclusively

you know that bit in Grace where she's telling the story like

oh my God it was the most romantic thing ever and he's like yeah

shagged her basically yeah

it's really sexy outfit any touching it was completely PG

like you but like all good musicals things are never plain sailing

what you're right what's the matter

what's wrong what's wrong

I just feel really out of my depth

because I've never been in this situation before

I really like like him so much and I've never met anyone like him

and I know I never will meet anyone like him

and I just feel like I'm gonna fucking ruin it hopelessly

I promise I won't be a rotter today

you're not at all

I'm totally out of my depth in this whole situation

I don't know how to play out

I don't know what's too much

I don't know what's like not enough

I just I don't know all together now

after last night's performance

Curtis caught up with his tea birds

even though one of them can't even make his bird a tea

I feel like you might

I feel like you might get overlooked in this group

like no one asked no one asked to go who you chatting to today

like

I feel like if we just assume everything's all smooth and swimmingly

it's all it must

is it is it all chilling

it is to be fair

yeah everything's going really well

to be fair

it's a weird thing like

like girls and relationships in it like

like literally I with the girls I've been in the past

sometimes

everything is just unexpected in it

hmm cause we all

we all find like I keep saying

like it's not hard to find some people

it's not hard to find an attraction

but I couldn't live with myself knowing I'm with someone who's not

what I see is like an absolute queen

do you know what I mean some people go through life never finding love

living by yourself no kids

fuck all

some people even get in relationships and get married and have kids

and still haven't found love

not true love

well I think it's hard to find true love

yeah very true

but I I believe life's a game

and love is the prize

if you find it you find it

if you don't you don't

after something that profound

I think we need a break to really let it sink in

welcome back to Love Island

unseen bits like more with Michael on the day

we'll be spoon feeding you

tasty morsels of exclusive footage from the villa

take this one for example

where Anna got her claws out for Anton

yeah baby

ugh

okay

I don't do that I know guys love it when you like scratch your back

with your nails yeah

I do oh oh

this is like this is like the most contact I've ever had

it was like it was like

can you just get off me

not the happiest ending to a massage I've seen on this show

but Anton seems well chuffed

time now for an exclusive clip of Tommy

trying for a place on the Love Island Pub quiz team

I'm very knowledgeable though

yeah yeah ask me any question

capital of France

capital of France

yeah

it's quite an easy one

it's quite easy let's begin with

I'm not gonna tell you that cause it's really

I don't know

come on the capital of France

go on Paris shit

fuck me go ask me another question

that's not as it's not as

it's a slip up I need to prove myself

go on do you know pi

pi yeah 3.14

alright I'll give you that one yeah

what kind of school did Tommy go to where he knows pi but not Paris

my guess is he fancy his maths teacher

but his geography teacher was a bald bloke with coffee breath

this lot of wangled themselves

the cheapest all inclusive package holiday out there

yet they're still discussing their finances

would you ever let a girl pay on the first date

no you

I wouldn't intend to

but I've been on a date before where the girl was like no

let me pay like she

and she was like she was

like offended that I tried to suggest like she was like

I have my I have my money

I was like OK

I'll be like yeah

it's fine bye

you saw it

bye

if somebody didn't offer to pay on the first date

I'll be like I'm not seeing you again

have you ever took anyone on like a cool first date

um

I don't think so not nothing like mega

like horse riding stuff like that

yeah um

no normally just like typical drink

I don't really date that much to be honest

really not no

like I've been on like 3 or 4

like in your life yeah

yeah ever actually not been on that many like first dates

did any interest in one taking you to Paris on a first date mm hmm

that's cool that I was like

what are you doing tomorrow

and she was just like nothing

I was like do you wanna go to Paris

it was she's like

oh what

let's go Paris and then what

yeah for how long

the day and then you came back the same night

same night yeah

what did you do went to Disneyland

stop yeah

like he's taking girls to Paris

and I can't even get someone to text me back hahaha

if someone asked you to take

can you go to Paris for a first date

would you say no or yeah

I'd actually be fucking scared

you know I'd be scared

I'd be like they're gonna murder us

but it'd be nice if someone could ask

you know I mean yeah

ask the question so I can say no

so you can say no hahaha ha ha yeah

I just wanna reject you yeah

whatever happens now between you two

like you just set a standard as well

by the way no yeah

like if you come out here together

that's it right

where we going then

where we going she'll be like

where we going she'll give you a list of countries she haven't been to

like no

in these loyal be straight in a car to Magaluf

a few days ago

Anton got a text message that interrupted a perfectly good game of

sit on the bean bags and do nothing boys

tonight two new girls will enter the villa

hashtag dishy dates hashtag make a meal of it hashtag hungry eyes

that's right two new girls

six courses and millions of people

finding out that there's men in their 20s

who can't make their own dinner

it's time for all the bits you didn't see during that steamy night

in the kitchen this is grafter chef

look at us unfortunately

the chef whites we ordered didn't arrive

so Danny was looking to dazzle in denim

and judging by his outfit

Tommy was looking for £100,000 investment

in return for a 20% stake in his business

hi boys now they just needed their dishy diners

well that and even an Iota of culinary talent

starters were up first and Tommy had big aspirations

so I'm gonna do a I'm gonna toast two piece of bread

and I'll put a layer of cheese on top

with some ketchup and mayonnaise

but but bro we've got like

you got all those sweets all those sweets

you know I don't wanna kill anybody

so I ain't cooking shit

and Danny wasn't actually cooking anything

so what's on his Salt Bae impression

to be honest everyone was just keen to see how Tommy's starter looked

that looks fucking boss and he should know

he won the catering contract for Fire Festival

Danny with filmographer

chef the professionals with some smooth chat about olives

I was like olives

and I was like some people don't like olives

and I was like oh my God

some people don't like olives

you're right I actually love olives well more

and Tommy well

they weren't talking about olives

have you kissed Molly yet

no really

no I haven't kissed her yet

no wow

I would have jumped on that

you already jumped on it

I like the straightforwardness

I'm sorry but I can't help it

the pressure was on for the main courses

cause these girls had big appetites

and it sounded like Tommy was gonna need to have one too

I wish he was eating me

oh my God stop

Anton and Danny were up at the pass for the main course

and unsurprisingly Anton was full of

confidence oh my God

that man is unbelievable is it really that's unbelievable

the boys knew Tommy had lost his head

but what about Anton he was eating carbs

thankfully

Anton was able to deftly mansplain his way through the situation

I mean no disrespect

like I mean obviously you're 26

you're not looking for a stupid little boy that no

that's you know no about and doesn't know what he's doing

I mean like probably a man that can cook and just

just a gentleman effectively

and it's so hard to come by these days

Danny tried to keep it classy with Moira

but the rat ass Henry at the bar waiting for a table

lowered the tone somewhat hahaha

that's the girls hahaha

very childish hahaha

I can do that too con

onto pudding and Tommy knew how to satisfy a sweet tooth

in this little square there's gonna be some chocolate here

there's gonna be a blob of jelly

bottom right it's gonna be some uh

jelly babies and then bottom left

it's gonna be maybe a carrot in case they wanna be healthy what

give them options bro options

meanwhile Danny

a man who could burn water

gave Michael some last minute tips on making a cold dessert

do you wanna put it in the oven

I'm done

during the date

Elmer thought of a clever way to avoid eating any of Tommy's creation

how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth

do you reckon you could do all three

yeah I'm

there you are yeah yeah

go on

go on

go on

that you gag didn't I

that was a poor effort from you

that was a proper poor effort

but Maura and Michael were up to some far more erotic eating

I'm sure that I'll have absolutely no repercussions at all

join us next year on Grafter Chef

break time now

but to give you something to chew over while you're away

here's Curtis giving Tommy what sounds like a boxing Pep talk

Tommy you actually need to

you like you need to not beat yourself up

please don't please don't beat yourself up

take some deep breaths into your nose boom

I'll be next does Tommy a

sit on the bed and break it

b let out a stinker of a fart

or c jab Curtis with an uppercut find out in a Mo

welcome back to Love Island

unseen bits think of us as like the moral of TV shows confident

engaging

and full of outrageous Love Island gold just waiting to burst out

before the break

we showed you a clip of Curtis giving Tommy a good old talking to boom

I've been next Tommy

you actually need to you like you need to not beat yourself up

please don't please don't beat yourself up

take some deep breaths in through your nose

oh my that's disgusting

that's gonna stink as well

get it out bro

turns out he dropped a silent but violent fart

honestly I could smell it from here

now we interrupt this appalling smell for the news in your area

good evening I'm in Sterling reporting on the ground for Island News

Tonight we bring you a special

in depth report on the aftermath of Hurricane Mora

which some experts are calling the biggest storm to date

with a cold front blowing in from Ireland

hi boys

emergency clothing supplies were immediately sent in

oh my god you are

with volunteers already wearing high visibility protective gear

I gave her my jacket as soon as she walked in

victims try to keep up a brave face

when I'm never when I'm never like that though

always joking smiling

but across the board communication has broken down

why are you being like that

I literally told you that I like

I was interested in you it didn't matter who came to the door

right and alright

what have I done nothing

nothing yeah

Jesus Christ

what what's the matter

what you want what did you pull us over for

I just want to speak to you

is that alright yeah

it is you seem like you've got a proper attitude

I don't have an attitude I just think like I just can't it

I just don't like people

like I'm honest and I will say I can't be mature and I can't be petty

fully admit that attempts at damage repair are failing

I hear ha ha

ha ha from the terrorist tell me that's not childish

it's just you gonna tell me that's not childish

it's just funny just funny you know what's not

you guys are always singing all day you think that's childish

I'm saying that's childish

when I came in

I was nervous as fuck and I got made to feel really welcomed

they're coming in the exact same way

no

the scientific community analyzed the damage

do you know what it is

it's because they came in like really like really really confident

hey girls

and I feel like they kind of set the atmosphere for themselves

and anything after that was just a reaction

every action has a reaction

it's just the laws of physics

like Hurricane Mora continued to batter the island

if you if you wanna get to know me I'm I'm like all committed to you

yeah

causing disruption to passing traffic

I don't play games right but you know what I find really attractive

what

like be a fucking man and don't be afraid to say what you have to say

I've been a man the whole time in it

it's fate that we're standing here

listen to me I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck

reports of strange injuries are coming in

my head has done a 560 degree turn

are you joking no

I ain't joking I ain't joking

are you joking

I'm being deadly serious emergency teams started to panic what

should how should I act now

should I act like I don't give a fuck

like I'm so bad at this I don't wanna go and be like

should I just be like just babe

no worries or what what do I do

victims were visited by ballroom dancer offering aid

if this happened to you would not have said that guys right

in this current state

you're not gonna get the achieved end goal that you both want

leave it for tonight and talk tomorrow on fresh heads

but Hurricane Mora continued well into the night

Tommy do you want to join me ha ha

stay tuned for further updates

I mean Sterling taking shelter in my voice over booth in Mallorca

once the new girls had arrived

Curtis and Amy took it upon themselves to explain to Elma what's what

who's who and most importantly that they were exclusive first

so obviously you got us and then you've got Joe and Lucy

mm hmm um

and obviously then that's it for sort of couple

obviously Michael and Amber

potential couple now yeah

and you Wanda and Danny potential couple

potential mm hmm

so we went to the hideaway

we became exclusive so I've heard this is exciting

and then we came back here and then like an hour later

Lucy and Joe were like oh

by the way we're exclusive too

oh really

and yeah I think it's like competition a little bit

I don't care you don't

have no no

there's been no real drama

apart from Joe telling me to fuck off last night when I told him that

um

Lucy can cut like I asked Lucy to come sit with us and see her anymore

and apart from that there's been no drama until I was joking yeah

I was joking until until are you sure

I feel like he's really sensitive

I feel like he's a proper sensitive egg

make your own opinion on it

OK then yes he's such a grown up

now Maura's arrival has certainly raised a few eyebrows

but not Anton's they were like that before she arrived

as she pointed out to Lucy and Elma

like I'd love to say to him

just leave your eyebrows and leave the hair on your legs

yeah and you're perfect

cause that is such a turn off for me

like the whole leg shaving and eyebrows that is such a turn off for me

off complete I'm not even joking

that was the only reason I didn't pick him for a date

yeah but I that's a big thing for me

but I think if he likes someone

and someone like genuinely like someone

but you're asking someone to change

and I wouldn't expect anyone to change for me

do you know what I mean the leg thing that that I'm

I'm not really thinking that's asking something

like asking too much of him

if I was to be like I like

say if he genuinely like liked me or he liked anyone

they said I really like leg hair

I think he would grow it out for me yeah

but I mean I think he likes

he doesn't need leg shape

but he doesn't need to do that like no

he doesn't like I like a man man yeah

I like here I don't want someone see some of the girls in here

his eyebrows are better than mine like yeah

if I was in bed with him

like he'd feel the prickly hairs on my legs 100%

100% and I'd feel conscious

I'd be like oh

I got enough to shave every single day

you could actually like go up and be like

should we shave our legs today

god yeah you shave mine and I'll shave yours

I'm not gonna imagine it go ahead Mora

shave Anton's legs

but just remember that the only person who gets to shave his ass

is his dear old Ma

while the boys left the villa for a day of pampering at the spa

the girls decided to take some photos that they can't keep

or upload anywhere

oh it's too hot

so I need to dip in like you look so sexy Anna yeah

I know you could take a photo yes

we get some photos no

why not it's for the memories

can I use your phone number

of course thanks baby

do you want me to take some of you

no absolutely not

I look terrible right now

you don't look terrible I'm getting

I don't look quite like you though darling

shut up are you serious

this is a really good camera

come on take a picture

take take a picture

show me more ass I need more ass

what do I do I don't know how to pose

like just pose like

oh yeah

oh take a picture

I think we should do it here girls

and then that way you got the view

just start living your best lives in the middle of a Yorker

oh girls

now there's all sorts of different types of kisses

and in the villa this week

we've seen them all

we've had the rather unconvincing kiss and makeup

are you alright I don't want this to be an issue

and I just hope we can like if we draw a line under it now

and that's it case closed

yeah and we'll all move forward

we'll have a nice night we'll wake up tomorrow and start a new day

so case closed draw a line under it yeah

the classic romantic first kiss

hahaha

wow

haha get in

get in

haha Danny is first person I've kissed in like a long

like a long time cause I just spend most of my time

like in work or in the library or just doing something else

so I'm yeah

it was really weird I just

I felt like I didn't know what

I was doing but yeah

it was myself and Molly had the most satisfying kiss of them all

the kiss my ass

but the question on everyone's lips is what will become of our couples

will Amy and Curtis take a risk and remake the hugely underrated

Grease 2 Will Michael couple up with Amber

and be scared of her in an official capacity

Will Lucy and Joe

continue to prove they know which side their bread is buttered

Will Danny couple up with you one day

and collectively make a nation go ah

Will Anton find himself a relationship that's longer than his leg hair

and will Tommy work out how many degrees he wants his head to stop at

and decide between Moira and Molly Mae

but the one thing he doesn't need a degree in

is chatting up the ladies

here's a top tip of how to pull from the president of Tommy Land

give me your best chat line huh

hit me are you from Tennessee

cause you're only 10 I see

oh my god wow